/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fuck you

>>72376165
Blaise's rancid chicken nugget and mac n cheese fuelled braps on my face!!!

So kiki is definitely doing a JOI this Sunday right?

>>72376262
Your face? It's actually my face

Were schizos finally thwarted?

I love this robot and hope she learns to be more confident in herself!

>>72376292
No

All i know is that i want blaise to hold my balls

>>72376292
depends on your definition of schizo
if it's just "doesn't hold my opinion=schizo" then probably not

>>72376269
Eww

>>72376471
ok, schizo

Skye...

>>72376635
Where would she need to get operated on? I kinda missed this whole skye arc

My cute and dorky wife, Riifu!

I think I like Blaise, just a little bit though, nothing too serious

>>72376635
It might actually turn gangrenous.

>>72376861
She got bitten by a monkey

>>72377300
We need more of catryu.

Has Mirro gone into detail about why she's so into anal play?

>>72376471
t. schizo

>>72377387
She'd probably get mad if anyone asked and go on a rant about boundaries

>>72377387
She had to take a whole week off because she got called vanilla

>>72376471
you say the same exact line every time someone even alludes to there being schizo behavior, thats whats truly schizo about you, that you don't know you're crazy.

>>72376597
>>72377389
ok schizo

Navi...

I miss Mirri

>>72377498
i've said that exactly twice. Trying to frame every single post you don't like as some schizo boogeyman is infact crazy behavior and fragile minded.
I say this simply because I've seen many times how other posters get painted as "schizo" for something as benign as not liking one of a vtubers songs as much as their others or some other inconsequential viewpoint shot out into the nether of a thread.
Stop being so fragile.

>>72377708
Some people are trying to turn this thread into another discord hugbox obviously.

>>72377708
took you 11 minutes to type that?
stop arguing with shadows nigga

The kids are fighting again

Zumi deserves schizos

>>72377856
the mental hospitals are not sending their best

>>72377314
Wait do you mean actual monkey

>>72377910
It's the philippines

The same 1 or 2 people repeating the same lines and baseless "criticisms", ad nauseum in everythread for months on end, isn't just innocuous viewpoints, it's legit mental illness.
If you can't see the difference between that and "I don't like this song" you're mentally deficient as well.

I think Blaise and Skye work so well together, I like it when Blaise says "nee-chama".

>>72378504
I find it cringe

>>72378504
Blaise is too cute, especially when Skye dotes on her

>>72377910
isn't this the plot of Osmosis Jones?

schizos won

>>72378520
Same desu

Navi...

>>72378881
her protection is imperative

>>72378991
I will give everything to save this robit

guys we need to save skye

>>72378520
cute cringe

>>72379524
Are you a surgeon

My cute robowife Navi!

>>72379723
no :(

Skye member stream got pushed back

Frog sex!

>>72380430
schizo

>>72379723
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

>>72377910
Hey I got that reference

>>72381226
phew, was starting to worry

>>72376165
Finally a good thread

>>72369302
Where did this come from?

>>72383577
Schizo mind

Faggits

zumi gave up

>>72385672
She's scared of virtual people too

>riitard OP last thread
>liveposting and minimal shitposting
I predict this one will be shit

>>72386687
Now THIS is a schizopost. The last two threads have been some of the worst we've had in months. I predict you're both a faggot and a retard.

>>72386687
Are you upset you couldn't bake one of your shit threads?

>>72386687
>>72386755
>>72387466
you're all schizos for caring so much about the OP

>Mirri gets a 3dio
>no asmr to be seen
talk about a waste of money

>>72388931
Even Zumi released a scuffed asmr New Years message

>>72388931
ASMR next week

>>72389166
Only if we get to 7k subs by the end of the month

Mirri getting blacked on Sinfire

>>72390061
more like greened

>Zumi gets a 3dio
>no asmr to be seen
talk about a waste of money

Amora soon

I kind of stopped watching amora

>>72392759
Not anymore

>>72393424
For fucks sake

>>72393424
>2 canceled stream this week
>behind the scenes hort
Now even Amora's given up. It's over for Haven.

>>72392837
I always just saw her as a less annoying Blaise. Just a background noise chuuba.

>>72393541
We still have blaise

>>72392837
same but with Mirri

>>72393974
She has bad luck hort

bad thread

>>72396005
welcome to /eien/

>>72386687
>>72396005
Samefag btw

I miss when we /here/ were more supportive of the girls. Anons lost sight of what really deserves hate, and now it's just sent out in every direction at the tiniest nothing burger shit

Kilia soon...unless??
No who am i kidding, kilia is carrying as per usual

>>72396431
I haven't lost sight, which is Blaise's asshole on my face

Orca

>>72396744
Based, keep it up assanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lxmnKlP904

Kilia making babies on stream

https://youtu.be/6lxmnKlP904
https://youtu.be/6lxmnKlP904

Kilia is wearing a wedding ring

>>72397192
Yeah, shes married to me

>>72396431
>post something positive about your oshi
> maybe 1 reply agreeing and adding to your statement
>guaranteed 2 or 3 replies saying you're trying too hard or referring to some stupid drama from a month ago or some other nonsense
>thread derails for at least the next 10 posts
Why bother?

>>72396431
Only Zumi deserves hate

>>72396431
This thread was like that ever since the Kiki/Riifu shitstorm. It just got noticeably worse with haven bringing in droves of newfags that consider the thread as an unmoderated discord server.

>>72397966
>worse with haven
rumao, you schizos really are all just Riiflings angry you lost your dedicated whining thread

>>72398179
spoken like a true haven newfag

Kilia...

>>72397966
I know it was. I was there in the trenches. We barely survived, but at least we held on when fags tried to shit on Kilia and Skye. Kiki/Riifu hate was justified for hurting EIEN as a whole. Not streaming hurts the girls, and it's worth criticism, but it shouldn't be the breeding grounds it's been for the past few weeks or so
>>72398179
No, that anon is right. You newfags are part of the problem. Threadshitters exist, but you can't tell them apart from the rest while you give ammo to the actual ones

>>72397966
These threads have always been edgy discord outside of catalog raids

Kilia should put diapers on throne.

>>72396431
I dont watch any of haven to defend them when they get shit if they even do. I gave them all a chance early on and Zumi was the only one I really ended up watching but she kept cancelling streams for five or so understandable reasons so when the shizo gets revved up I have nothing to say because I dont care.

>>72398179
Anon I know you're new to /eien/ but blaming riiflings for everything was supposed to be a joke. Not a genuine criticism.
Riiflings aren't the ultimate evil thread antis.

>>72400234
They might be actually. I can't think of another dead vtuber fan group as psychotic as Riiflings. That being said, they're not as rampant as reactions would imply. They do crawl into multiple generals though

>>72400234
I'll go a bit schizo here, but I genuinely think the riifling hate is a mod psyop. Most of the riiflings in these threads were always positive, happy and slapped drama faggots. Yeah, they got a bit uppity when Vallure was announced, but the worst I saw from an actual riifling was gloating about how Riifu escaped EIEN. They also never hated the girls (just as Mommeh told them), they hated the rat. None of these "riiflings" ever shit on the corpo, only on the girls

>>72398487
Nta but what are some examples of unjustifyed criticism? I feel like the only shit the new girls get is Zumi for not streaming and Miiri's discord and alt twitter shit. I barely see Navi, Amora, or Blaise get shit on as much as the other two memebrs of Haven. I dont think saying "Cancel Corp" or "thing hort" when someone cancels a stream is as bad as some of the shit posted about Skye durign her AC arc or Killia when we get raided.

Kilia prefers dune to star wars

>>72400931
based

>>72400931
based kilia

>>72400752
Even when a riitard bakes one of the threads, as per the last one, there is usually only the one ritual poster until some other spastic who doesn't like them will bring them up out of the blue (again as per the last one, see >>72312196 )
I really don't know how to argue this well without bringing up discord shit which I find loathsome too, but riitards don't anti anyone (besides Kiki)

>>72400456
Riiflings are not psychotic at all. They're just deep in the gosling pool.
Psychotic fans would be MILORD fans.
>>72400752
It wouldn't be surprising since that time we discovered the discord raiders that time.
And weirdly enough they HATED Riifu and Riiflings.
They wouldn't be very good Riiflings if they disobeyed a direct wish from their Oshi.

>>72400752
The problem is any thread shitter can claim to be a riitard or riifu anti and derail the thread instantly. Haven newfags seem to hate riiflings more than anyone despite not being here when it happened.

>>72400752
>>72400234
>>72401189
>>72401353
>>72401492
All riiflings by the way

>>72401492
>any thread shitter can claim to be a riitard or riifu anti
But none of them do, that's what is throwing me for a loop. People just started blaming it on the riiflings one day

>>72401619
You would be absolutely! not correct!

>>72400774 (me)
I really gotta wake up before I post, gomen

>>72401683
I have been blaming riifshits since day one. It's always them

>>72400774
You're right that it's mainly Zumi and Mirri, although you can include occasional Navi numberfagging

>>72401683
All who blame imaginary Riitards are threadshitters

Kilia getting boned live on stream

Thanks again Blaise for making Kilia a hand slut

There's only blaise after kilia...

Kilia's bowel bacon

Kilia..........

Kilia is a futa with balls

She's not like other girls

I wonder if Eri regrets letting Zumi join

>>72405797
It doesn't seem like they care

>>72405797
I'm sure she doesn't. She's the highest subbed of Haven and made her $12.5K in 24 hours

>>72405797
it could be worse. it could have been pochi

>>72406646
This is a good example of a girl that actually doesn't deserve success vtubing

>>72405797
>doesn't stream
>still makes bank
yeah I'm sure she regrets it

>>72406603
I don't think eien gets donothon money

>>72407105
this cope would still be valid if she had actually met all of her goals. you could hear how desperate she sounded when she put the timer up for last donations

>>72407512
Kek yes they do. Allegedly the talents do get a better cut from donothons and merch than usual donos but Eien still gets a cut

>>72407512
It wouldn't make sense for the corpo to not get a cut

>>72407512
The rat wants her money

>>72408238
According to Riifu the cut the girls get is not good.

>>72408693
Yeah because thats a good unbiased source

>>72408238
That makes more sense, I remember someone saying that all the donothon money goes to them but it might have been another corpo

>>72408693
>trusting riifu

Protect Kilia

>>72408948
I'm her white knight

Kilia can't twerk because her ass is too tight

Did Kilia call Mirri fat

>>72409113
She can twerk she can't make it clap

>>72408929
I think Idol does that

>>72409206
Oh god Mirri is gonna get triggered again

>>72408693
Riifu is legitimately retarded. She was released from her non-compete and still thinks the ink on the old contract supersedes that release.

>>72408693
Assuming Eien does the standard 50/50 cut then I'd agree with her, it's not a great cut, but that's kind of an issue with the whole industry rather than just Eien

Kilia should have showed us the chicken nuggets poop

>>72409447
That's why VAllure is potentially so groundbreaking

>>72409663
The issue is that at that point the talents are probably better off leaving the corpo after 2 months

I miss Kilia

>>72409749
That's true for most shitty corpos because they take a huge cut without doing any work after debuts, but if the corpo takes a small cut and actually assists the talents then it would be worthwhile to stay

Now what

I love my wife Kilia and my other wife, Blaise.

Blaise soon..
She's gonna draw ryou

Blaise es live
https://youtu.be/Ga_eO_8c8MI

>>72379524
I was getting caught up on my Skye vods, and she said she had some kind of wound that's getting worse? I checked her twitter, but it didn't explain beyond her appointment getting cancelled. What happened to her?

>>72413594
she draws?!

>>72414082
She doesn't know, she woke up with it. Whatever it was, it scabbed over. It's been nearly 2 weeks, and in that time, it's still bleeding/leaking puss, and has only gotten bigger

>>72414556
It's cancer

>>72414092
truly a shinryu

>>72414758
I'll fuck the cancer out of Skye

>>72414758
Whatever it is, she's stupid to wait this long, and now she has to wait even longer

/asmr/ gatekeep their links: https://gofile.io/d/RboKeK
Report it

>>72415589
what?

>>72415589
haha yoink

Blaise cute

Blaise is now live playing fort night
https://youtu.be/O-fyCqUVdwU

I find Blaise's laugh pretty cute

The brainrot is real

Is she still playing fortnite ironically?

Has anyone here applied for Vallure?

>>72415528
She got it checked up and is on antibiotics for it, but it didnt get better over the course of the meds
So she’s trying to get it checked on again

>>72419865
She's playing it unironically

Blaise...

Gn

Navi...

It's robover

Just one good week

In my experience, talents in small corpos usually start to fall off after the 6 month mark following debut. If this where we're at now, I can't even image the state were going to be in two months from now.

How was blaise's fortnite?

>>72426399
she got shat on by 12y.o kids and said she is never playing fork knife again unless it's a collab

>>72426677
well that was a short arc

>>72426808
That's probably for the best. Not sure how badly you want to watch Fortnite, and I would imagine she gets far more focused on the game than talking to chat

>>72426677
Was she playing by herself? That doesn't sound like fun for anybody involved

>>72427273
While her lack of chat interaction is sometimes overblown, she really should avoid certain games or it does get pretty bad.
Still floored that minecraft is somehow one of those games for her when it's a zatsu game for every other chuuba.

I don't think I saw why Navi canceled so I guess it's something important. She said she'll try to guerilla but no promises
I hope she doesn't cancel the rest of the week

>>72428642
>I hope she doesn't cancel the rest of the week
She honestly might, she did last time this happened

no zumi short today, it is so over

grim

It's been a good week

>>72429433
That actually is a little alarming. She stopped updating her tiktok too...

>>72431549
her tiktok has 100 views across all the videos, can't really blame her there

>>72431270
Skye...

>>72432137
In 4 and a half hours

>>72431549
She has a tiktok?

>>72432054
The shorts are doing well though so it's obvious there's an audience for her in shortform content. She can't expect immediate success on a new platform.

oh boy a new tranny

>>72432753
Try and be less welcoming of them.

Boy howdy I sure do loves me some Skye Shinryu

I miss mummeh.

should i start editing my audition video already

>>72434097
you should stream and get some sort of portfolio.

you whore

>>72434162
i'll try

These kichains leaking into Navi's fanbase have no experience talking with women, I'm glad Kiki is graduating but why couldn't she take her shitty fanbase with her?

READ THE ROOM YOU SPANIARD RETARD

>>72434555
Navi destroys them easily

kichains are here forever like riiflings

Tender loving sex with Blaise to fall asleep to

>>72405797
>a few months into joining and she cancels constantly and can’t keep a schedule
>”I don’t want to make traditional vtuber content.”
The red flags are just everywhere.

I swear, the anons here have "discord trannies" living rent free in their heads, always some cunt bringing them up.

>>72436704
i cant stand this stupid bitch

>>72436704
>Even the replies can only question her at this point

>>72436704
If she's talking about Kiki, we barely even mention it /here/ anymore, so Idk where she's continuing to see this shit

>>72437091
fucking kek

>>72437091
>>72437268
kek

>>72435803
I'd wager she was hoping to experience huge rapid growth by being the funny frog girl just like the funny shark girl. Sadly it'll probably be a lot of cancellation leading up to graduation unless she tries another donothon.
Smallcorps often get grifters passing through. Eri did do a great job getting a lot of the other talents, blaise amora kilia and skye especially.

doesn't it tire you out repeating the same phrases ad nauseam since november?

Kilia baited by schizo maros again

>>72437647
Kilia of all people should know how truly schizophrenic people act when they think they are anonymous. Any maro she gets could easily be some pl stalker desperate to have any impact on her life.

Safe to say no Zumi or Navi this week

>Zumi wanted to be gura
Zumi schizo how many times do you have to be told to switch up your lines?

>>72438226
this dude has been preforming the same material for months and thought we wouldn't get bored, come on man.

>>72438178
You can always tell when a drought is coming from either of them because its proceeded by their best stream in a month.

>>72437268
kek

Happy

Seems Amora is the only non-menhera working for this corpo

Skye is so hot

This outfit makes Skye look like a girl out of NTR hentai doujinshi.

>>72440002
You just can't see it because she doesn't talk outside of stream

>>72440356
And that's a good thing

Skye moves like a cutie

>>72436704
Kichains...

>>72438381
>>72438226
I sometimes wonder how hard life is when you are this fucking retarded. You have my sympathies

I find it incredibly cute how Skye warns us that she "can't hear us" when she takes off her headphones.

I'm falling in love with Skye

Skye's hips are dangerous.

Bro, chill with those hips

Skye was the real GFE after all

Just chilling and messing around are probably the most entertaining Skye streams and I fucking love them.

>>72441617
I didn't want to believe it, but the more I watch, the more those old feelings from her karaoke are coming back...

https://twitter.com/mirrisaffire/status/1773326960640344220
Ewww

I've never wanted to plow Skye more than in this very stream

>>72442276
Wait until she does her 3D bikini model.

>>72442327
You colossal faggot

its so sweet when skye gets personal like this

Damn what's going on in the catalog this morning

Skye saying this after this much GFE in a single stream is a dangerous move.

>>72443624
Saying what

>>72443675
Pay up

>>72443817
I'm watching, she just has been talking about a bunch of stuff

>>72443817
Damn, didn't know Skye was doing findom in members

>>72443675
The disagreement part. I won't say more because its a bit of a sensitive member only content.
But I have a feeling Skyelights would go incredibly schizo if given the reason.

>>72444177
That infection and wound she's been talking about getting worse? Wound = boy, infection = romantic feelings. Her "going to the doctor" is her making the relationship official. It's over.

>>72444482
Yeah, relationship with me

>>72444482
How the fuck did you know that the doctor she's going to is me (her bf and soon to be husband) ??

That's it, I'm putting a baby in Skye womb the moment stream ends. We are bros no longer

>>72444893
Skye after reading this.

>Skye usually holds water bottles with both hands
cute...

Skyelights getting uppity again and leaking membership content

So is no one going to talk about zumi moving in with her boyfriend over the weekend??

>>72445869
We can talk about it becomes an actual yab

>>72444177
I mean, unless you know the reason it seems like everything is fine now

>>72445982
after it becomes*

>>72445869
He didn't even help her move any of her furniture. What a chad.

>>72445869
I would say it was weird how she never once talked about moving until the day it was happening, but she does have a pl stalker, so maybe it was just opsec.

>>72445869
The two pillows on throne..

>>72442327
Wait this is a membership reward? The fuck, i might join then

Why is the board fast

>>72448009
They're liveposting about my tender loving sex with Blaise on stream

>>72448009
no particular reason, weak drama threads all over the place in all directions

>>72447399
Every month (plus a few voice packs)

>>72448159
Fruit site tourists having withdrawals from the Nijidrama trying to force anything they can

>Skyelights starting to gosling again
You promised you were done, that you were just going to watch your bro and have fun and not get too attached....

>>72450025
The redebut is gonna be crazy

>>72450025
I only promised to stop doomposting.
And yeah, the goal is to just chill, but she was just too cute today, I couldn't help myself

>>72450025
No they agreed they wouldn't doompost, being worried about her fucking dying because she's not taking care of herself is fair
Now leaking member shit is still a fag thing I'll give you that

>>72450177
>>72450219
I'm not talking about recently, i'm talking about the last few months in general

I want to fuck Skye in the ass.

>>72450270
>not recently
>last few months
Anon? Are you still sleepy?

>>72450083
I haven't been around much the past month, is the redebut actually happening?

>>72450270
It's really hard to not fall in love with her ok?

>>72438178

>>72451845

>>72451845
She'll be back for real this time hopefully

>>72452438
Next week she'll announce she's finally getting the surgery after adding 5 new fidget toys and a dog leash to her throne

>>72451845
This is code word for "quit expecting a twitter space that people are only waiting for because I announced it in the first place"

>>72451845
This time for real right?

>>72453000
Who even cares? Any momentum from the donothon is long lost at this point. Especially if this results in some week long mental episode. We're back to square 0. Why even bother anymore?

Do you still love Zumi?

>>72454556
I do, but I am tired

So uh, I had a bit of a tard moment with BnB. Saw the ping on disc about this week's stream recipe, planned out my submission and bought the ingredients. While scrolling twitter just now I saw her tweet about it, and she's not asking for submissions, it's a cook-along now.
Do I bake my Ryubie-colored red velvet cake anyway and disregard the new concept by attention whoring with it on the hashtag unprompted, or do I bake a red velvet cake I actually want to eat (fuck food coloring) for myself as an easter treat? Honest inquire.

>>72454556
I'm sure the haven girls still do

Interesting.

>>72455114
The guest? me

>>72454908
I would bake the cake for her since I think that it would make her happy anyways even if you don't cook along with her this time

It's a hard week to be a deadbug

>>72455736
but that's every week

Why do (You) still watch EIEN?

>>72456045
For the Shinryus and Mora

>>72456045
I like the brits

>>72456045
I was wavering before today, but watching Skye reeled me back in

>>72456045
I still love Navi and Zumi even if they are menhera. I'm not going to get what they give me from another girl even if she is more consistent.

>>72456045
Skye

https://twitter.com/BlaiseShinryu/status/1773423538160247111
new cat just dropped

>>72457271
All the girls say shit like this then only follow up with the same old, poorly planned, gaming streams

>>72456045
Blaise, Amora, and Skye, in that order on my face

>>72457390
Exceot Amora has been editing her own shorts, highlights and covers, and does a lot more than gaming streams

Baking

>>72457589
Incestual threesome when?

>>72458582
>>72458582
>>72458582