/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>72398363
SNIFFFFF

kys

Does gura hate us?

>>72398559
Yes, but she loves money.

>>72398652
Just like me frfr

>>72398559
>>72398652
She hate schizos like you
She love me more

Goob

OH YEAH

how do u summun the sharkwife?

Child

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Dipshits

>>72399986
samen

>>72399986
samen

>>72400084
Wow rude, that's just unnecessary.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>72398512

Baguraette honhonhon

>>72400173
>Soon a god emerges
Shoot it.

I had a pretty good nap

Oops

>>72401163
my wife is pregnant with my child!

I wonder how soft and squishy gura’s butt is right now.

>>72398652
But all her actions point to her not really caring about money. If anything it would be better if she cared more about maximizing profit.

>>72401269
>Passing on fat genes
gg human race ngmi

>>72401871
being fat isn't a genetic trait, you can always lose weight.

>>72401948
He needs an excuse for his failures

>>72401163
>This is the face your wife makes when you knocked her up

>>72401948
>>72402033
Let me rephrase:
He's passing on the genes that cause laziness and gluttony, which are personality traits which cause hamplanets to never bother to lose weight

>>72401948
Retard.

>>72398652
Bit of a mask off moment you had there bud.

>>72402035
H-hot T o T

>>72398652
Look, I know I'm just going to get some half-baked replies for posting this but: She was contractually obligated to do this merch whether she liked it or not. She probably had some input capacity on how it was designed, but inter-corporate collaboration is done above her head. The price point is out of her hands.

>>72402141
nooooOOOOOO shark loli le BAD and solely responsible for EVERYTHING BAD

>>72402035
Aww she’s extra cute when she’s grumpy with morning sickness

>>72402141
Reasonable, but also, it wouldn't look so bad if she could just stream semi-consistently. That's all on her

>>72402465
>look so bad
Only to retards, hardly anyone else's responsibility but their own

>>72402244
Making thousands of men horny with no form of reprieve seems pretty evil to me

>>72402082
fat, lazy reprobate

>>72403037
Name calling won't make the genes that impact weight disappear.

>>72402141
if she had any input why is bloop on the watch, why do the hoodie and the bag look like cheap knockoffs from someone who took a quick glance at Gura's design?

>>72402888
>Making
>Men
>Horny
Are you a fembud? No way any non-ywnbam biological man wouldn't know that horniness is the default state of being male, Gura was just the very, VERY high quality outlet for our innate lust

>>72402776
actual size Gura plush T u T

I think Gawr Gura will surprise fans and do more dancing and singing streams

>>72403134
you started with the name calling

>>72402776
please don't let this one have bones

>>72403134
>>72402082
Nor will it erase the fact that genes "impacting" weight is only relevant because we are in a severe ecological mismatch where there is way too much easily accessible food and way too little physical activity
Even people naturally prone to being heavier would still be at a healthy, or at least much healthier weight if not for modernity enabling their laziness and poor diets

>>72403159
Are you saying ollie or mori gets you horny?

>>72403350
gura now on the same level as godzilla

>>72403532
No, I'm saying that the horniness was always there to begin with, without any girl "getting" us into that state per se
Hence why I've seen homeless people on the side of the road getting themselves off by fucking a literal chainlink fence before

>>72403350
I don't like the way that sheep is looking at Not-Goora

>>72403532
Nta but yes, both activate my almonds and im sure gura thinks they're hot

>>72403145
Because she likes that, she likes merch that isn’t immediately obvious and would look normal to anybody outside the fanbase

>>72403419
Nta but genes impact stuff like your body-type and natty testosterone levels. Which influence muscle and fat levels to an extent. There is no land-whale gene tho. That's a cognitive skill-issue.

>>72404000
Indeed, thank you for the clarification anon, accept this tasteful sharkunny as payment

>>72403856
If you’re using homeless strung out druggies as your standard we’ll never agree

>>72404314
That homeless strung-out druggie? Me

we just saw her during fes so i'm not troubled at all about the optional merch push, i do want the next thing from her to be some live streams though

>>72402169
>*Le touché*

>>72403661
maybe they should change her voice actor like they did for godzilla

>>72404662
love that dance

>>72404597
The next thing from her is going to be her birthday stream so you're good on that.
There will be a lot of merch from management until then though but that's not on her.

>>72403350
The dude likes Gura and wanted to feature her in his work. I don’t get what the big deal is.

Sex with a fembud.

>>72404662
If en was treated like jp, she’d have 2 idol outfits to make all 4 look distinct.

>>72404992
What's wrong is that there is some guy sitting next to her and staring at her.

>>72398176
I just drank my daily sugar-full redbull. Does that count?

>>72405185
It would be funny if that was the artist’s self insert and he ends up in a relationship with her on the show. The seething would be immeasurable.

>>72405296
>on the show.
What show?
And oh god that's giving me flashbacks to the power puff girls reboot.

>>72405296
I hope someone murders him for it

>>72404985
it's one of many memorable moments given by gura to fans for free

>>72405012
If she redid it now she actually could pull out 4 outfits. Default hoodie, kimono, swimsuit, and idol.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>72405185
Yeah, me.

>>72405185
>>72405296
Nah, dude is totally going to fuck that sheep.

what do you think it costs to give a talent (like gura) a new outfit?

>>72405353
Oopsie. I figured it was a cartoon coming out since it’s the same exact style as that total drama island cartoon. Is this garbage just funko pops or something?

>>72404985
What an intimidating and menacing shark, it reminds me of the dancing clown from the 2017 version of IT.

>>72405488
It looked like promo stuff for those little figures that look like funko pops, yeah.

>>72405459
>*Lo touchõ*

>>72405433
I wonder if they’ll be able to remove the shorts this summer

As someone who isn't really into ASMR (except for Gura's) what is this countdown thing people keep asking for? I see it a lot when people talk about ASMR stuff. Is it literally just saying like 5 4 3 2 1? Why is it so heavily requested?

>>72405794
Ejaculation timer, basically. I never really got the appeal.

>>72405794
No idea but maybe you’re supposed to nut when they countdown to 1? That would feel cool I guess.

>>72405860
>Ejaculation timer
I have received an answer but am now left with more questions. Am I supposed to sync up my nut with a bunch of other dudes? That seems, uh, a little odd, ngl.

>>72405794
Gura did a bunch of countdowns during the Baldi stream. She was doing it on purpose too.

Chumbuds coined the term "Guraoke" for gura's karaoke streams, now i see some unknown plebs have borrowed it to write Furaoke.

>>72405996
Ideally you'd be focusing on the girl licking your ears or something, not thinking of other men, but sure.

>>72405996
It does not originate in live content.

>>72399418
(You) purchase her at the grand exchange, silly

>>72406083
Lots of things made for gura have been “adopted” by others

>>72406088
The girl should ideally be getting off to the thought of a bunch of dudes nutting.

>>72406083
The fuck is that? "Furry karaoke"?
More importantly, go back to the catalog

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>72405860
I think for most people who are asking holos, the appeal would be that's she implicitly directly asking you to get off.

>>72406090
I see. That makes a bit more sense.
>>72406264
It probably would make her feel powerful...

>>72406312
holos will pull off that shit and get outraged at having ecchi drawn of them in the same breath

>>72406312
It’s technically demanding you get off

>>72406490
They don’t start off outraged it’s always out of nowhere like someone else putting it in their head

>>72406660
Anon any time someone has a feeling they know you disagree with do they just keep it to themselves, and then hit a breaking point and let it out, is going to seem ‘out of nowhere’, that doesn’t mean it actually is though it just means you didn’t know what they were thinking

I want to fuck this shark butt.

>>72406490
Two things:
- I don't care.
- I only know of like two holos, maybe 3 or 4 if I'm forgetting a lo, who explicitly discourage lewd art
- I am not asking for countdowns myself
- I listen to a lot of doujin voice works myself and guided masturbation has never been my thing. I like whispering, heavy breathing, moaning, dirty talk, all of it preferably fictional and scripted.

>>72407014
>chumbuds want to fuck this shark’s butt

>>72407096
I only wanna stick in her cunny, but it is a nice little butt. I'd definitely give it a good grab and smack.

>>72407068
Anon that was 4 things

>>72407068
Two things
>
>
>

chumbies are so good at maffs!

>>72407487
almost as good as my oshi

>>72407370
>>72407434
Kek.

>>72407487
Math was my worst subject. I liked sciences and creative stuff so I neglected practicing mathematics because it felt tedious. Public schools teach math way too slow and it bores the shit out of students that aren't braindead. Algebra and Geometry should be something you learn in middle school, not high school.

>says he wants to make 2 points
>gives like 5 points
What did chumbie mean by this

>Gura likes to ghost her fans like a plague
>chumbuds love it because they have stockholm syndrome
Truly a beautiful symbiotic relationship

>>72406953
I have two retorts to that. If it bothered you enough why search it out? And you can’t have an issue with it if you look up similar things about other characters.

>>72407434
>>72407370
Sorry.

>>72407732
>chumbuds love it
I'm praying to God for death lately. Thanks for asking.

>>72407637
Anon I have bad news for you

>>72407921
My school sucked? Yeah I already know.

>>72407898
same desu except I wish instead of praying

>>72407732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esr519QsPQg
My wife is such a brat T o T

where is she

>>72408052
My basement.

I'm watching Gura right now!

>>72408052
At home in front of her pc or in her bed

>>72408107
She still had business in east currently why would she be home

>>72407898
why are you brown my friend?

Why did God curse us with conciseness? Has it just been some sick joke? To watch us toil and wither, bounded by our mortal coils? My heart is as heavy as these burdens I carry, and I find it harder everyday. Life has not gotten better. In fact; it’s actually getting worse at an accelerated rate.

>>72408052
taking my creampie

>>72408210
My heritage is primarily Irish and Dutch with a bit of Cherokee/Shawnee mix in there. I bronze well in the sun.

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>72408196
she moved to taiwan permanently

I'm a little sad and frustrated, but it really isn't bothering that much this time. I think it's a combination of finally accepting and also just having a lot else going on in my life to focus on.

>>72407898
>>72407994

Here chumbies, have a prayer that might actually work instead

>>72408218
>Why did God curse us with conciseness?
He certainly didn't curse you motherfucker. Learn to be brief.

>>72408360
kek

>>72408218
>Why did God curse us with conciseness?
Real talk? Loneliness and boredom.

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>72408218
your monkey ancestors made a gamble and spent their points on intelligence instead of strength or agility, this is why your species dominates all other life forms on this planet, but it also makes you suffer more.

>>72408286
>>72408417
is this a bot?

>>72408218
>conciseness
Seriously though I'm getting some intense Psalm 88 vibes, I didn't know King David was a chumbud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6jPXoWvM0

i miss Gura more every day

i hope she is doing fine

>>72408196
Doing what? What would require to her be there in person that she can do from home?

>>72407898
Same desu except it's not really recent, just been getting more devout with time.

Gura only streams when she's pregnant

>>72408432
>but it also makes you suffer more.
Idk bro, I've seen baby antelopes get eaten alive by lions from the asshole first as they survive for a long as time.

>>72408298
you still need some work before becoming a patientbud gura will reward you

>Hey, do you guys know what it means to be drawn and quartered?

Why have Gura never streamed Minecraft? I think that game would suit her, slow paced game so she can play and chat at the same time easily

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>72408724
>never
how new?

getting around to some watchalongs since i wasnt member until recently. Which of these should i do tonight?

>>72408724
I know this is bait but fuck it, I'll bite, here you go dumbud
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV2dvZ_-nWyGMqL_riK0I3FGC6-4XoqEN

>>72408707
>The short version or the long version?

>>72408778
Back to the future was supposed to be spaceballs. Took the screenshot wrong. But i guess all 3 can be considered

>>72408778
Release order.

>>72408756
>>72408791
Oh, i mussed have missed that

>>72408778
Both good choices, have you seen either movie yourself before or are you a newfag zoomer

>>72408756
Funny enough, it's almost been a full year since her last blockgame stream. By now he could make the argument that he's not a newfag, I think.

>>72408854
>mussed
Gura is that you, please marry me

thinking about goob

>>72408847
so then her ghostbusters one?

>>72408865
I'm named after luke and have a star wars tattoo, ive seen it a ton. Ive seen spaceballs several times as well. Back to the future it's been longer but seen it probably 2 or 3 times. I would have done shaun of the dead but i just watched it a couple weeks ago.

>>72408778
Star Wars might get you more milage watching the trilogy. BTTF is great but the 2nd movie is kinda mid with the 3rd movie being a sleeper great movie that doesnt get talked about enough

>>72409027
>Star Wars might get you more milage watching the trilogy.
does she have watch alongs for more than just a new hope?

I don't have my clipboard

>>72409193
Were you planning on pasting something /here/? Are you a ritualposter? Or do you mean your physical IRL clipboard?

>>72409247
>Or do you mean your physical IRL clipboard?
Are you not taking notes? This will all be on the test.

>>72409318
ogey

>>72408548
and that can happen to you too

>>72409185
Figured you might want to follow up on the series on your own. They are good stuff

>>72408881
H-has it really been that long? No...

>>72408548
That can happen to you, and unlike you they dont have constant mental trama

>>72409185
No, it was also the last watchalong she did. Not that far from the one year anniversary of that, either.
>>72409428
Yeah, it's a doozy. Praying harder every week.

>>72409411
She looks like baby Austin Powers

>>72409479
I doubt you would have mental trauma after getting eaten alive, since you'd be dead

>>72408881
Maybe if there had been more streams in that year. As is it would feel very wrong to call yourself not a newfag after watching her so little.

>>72408491
Maybe she wants to experience the events firsthand instead of hearing about it, maybe she wants to be involved in the talks, maybe she wants to take the chance to enjoy shitty countries

>>72409521
Didn't she do a back to the future watchalong recently after promising it a year ago?

>>72409318
what kind of questions would a ggg test have?

>>72408839
>>72408778
Back to the future’s afterchat was fun

Movie May for sure this time!

>>72409428
Its also been about 600 days since she soft-graduated; shes not streamed out of genuine want for over a year and a half

>>72409420
Like i said, star wars is in my blood. Ive seen the OT and ST more times than i can even count. I'll never forgive Disney for what theyve done to it.

>>72409600
it will cover more that ggg. Someday Gura will give out a proctored test to chose her husband.

>>72409643
Only 3 days left till may, is she even home and ready by then?

>>72409565
You only listed one possible valid reason and it's "enjoying shitty countries"
Not super convincing.

>>72409690
Anon, the next month is April

>>72409589
She did it one year ago after promising it two years ago.

>>72409690
this anon a whole month

>>72409589
>Didn't she do a back to the future watchalong recently
What do you count as recently? It was like a year ago. She hasn't done a watchalong since last May.

>>72409589
No? That was last April. Star Wars was supposed to be the first of many watchalongs but wound up being the last, instead.

>>72409690

I ate an entire stick of butter today. It made my potatoes tasty.

>>72409744
>>72409787
>>72409788
>"Movie May" was a year ago
Holy shit...

If we ever conquer the stars how would we standardize time across star systems?

How long ago was that time when she was gonna make up for Movie May?

>>72409893
We don't. We'll use alpha centauri time and make fun of milkies and their milky way hours.

>>72409893
We can't even standardize it on one planet.
If you mean how each planet would have different day lengths then it would be like converting Earth time to metric time.

>>72409893
I don't know, maybe something related to movement of the galaxy? Or some sort of universal constant, like the decay rate of something.

>>72409955
she never said she was gonna make it up

>>72409893
Most likely there would be 2 separate clocks, a local clock for each planet and then some kind of galactic standard time.

>>72410038
She did say she deserved a spanking, though

>>72410038
Oh my bad then I must have been thinking of another holo

>>72410083
I already spanked her. Shit was cash.

>>72410116
>Shit was cash
Damn, haven't heard that one in a while

>>72410038
>>72410109
Gura never makes anything up.

>>72409999
It is standardized on earth. We all tell time the same way and it could be equalized if people felt like living through nights

>>72409531
>Austin Powers
Oh, now THERE is a movie I'd like to watch with Gura

>>72410038
She's said multiple times since that she owes us some watchalongs(while studiously avoiding saying why), but I'm not really holding my breath, It's the easiest kind of content and it's been a year, it is what it is.

>>72409893
Usually in fiction there is a standard time, likely whatever homeplanet spread out. In star wars they mention standard rotation i believe which would reference a day on some GMT type planet. We’d probably get rid of timezones and just have a general time like GMT that is used everywhere

>>72410162
She said she loved us and she would do better

>>72410261
It's not likely that everywhere would use the same time, instead 99% of the time, people would continue to use their local times, and they would just convert to an interplanetary standard when the need comes up.
Then thing is that the need would not come up that often, unless you don't live on a planet.

>>72410250
Is there any reason why she hasn't been able to find 2 hours to sit down and watch a movie on stream in the last 365 days?

>>72409893
>>72409987
>>72409999
>>72410024
>>72410071
Time moves differently depending on youre acceleration or proximity to gravity wells. There is no way to standardize it. Maybe there would be some atomic clock that is far from any major source of gravity that is the ‘standard’ time and everyone else would experience time faster or slower relative to that. There wouldnt be much need to do that probably unless we had significantly faster than light travel though.

>>72410083
I wonder what it would feel to make gura cry

>>72409565
>Maybe she wants to experience the events firsthand instead of hearing about it
yeah that would be nice, wouldn't it...

>>72410397
No

>>72410453
That makes no sense.
If she had no reason not to do it, that means she would have done it.

>>72410443
Haha, yeah

>>72410394
Yeah that is the most likely. Standard time would be for major organizations, standard people would just use some local timezone.

>>72410406
Ask your local nog flight attendant, she might remember
And while you're at it do me a favor and kick her faggot teeth in for me thx

>>72409690
I think she is/will be home to celebrate easter with her family

>>72410397
Well the last movie I watched was Star Wars with her back in May. So yea finding time to watch a 2 hour movie is hard. I weigh the options when watching a 20 minute anime episode

MY wife

>>72409690
Most likely not. It's very logical to think that she needs to be in Taipei for 3 months for some sponsorship, especially after she needed to be in Japan for 4 or 5 days at most for holofes.

>>72409553
What events? Online meetings are a thing. Gura traveling alone in Asia? And none of the reason don't sound anything she would like to do

>>72410597
time waster weighing the option is why you don't find the time to do the watching

>>72410397
she doesn't want to, not with her fans anyway.

>>72410859
No sponsorship requires her to be there in person. I dare you to give one valid reason

>>72411023
it's funny because she would make at least $5000 for watching a 2-hour movie but that's definitely not enough

>>72411106
>I dare you to give one valid reason
How are investors supposed to fuck her pussy online?

>>72411106
I'm gonna save my breath for someone equipped with reading comprehension and complex thought.

>>72411106
I'm assuming it has to do with that world class surprise that's supposed to come this week, that we still haven't heard anything about. Any day now.

Hmm, no frame today then, i guess i was wrong, what are the odds \o/ I believed (in her)

>>72411216
>>72390861
If that was you, you did this yesterday too. Just keep doing it until you're right.

>>72411209
>world class surprise
She could just put up a frame and it would already qualify at this point...
Also what did I miss, some kind of thread larping?

>>72411333
No, I mean an actual surprise. I'm too lazy to go find the source beyond a trust me bro, but there was supposed to be something announced this week over in Taipei.

>>72411209
I don't remember her saying anything about a world class surprise, what did I miss?

>>72411186
Cyb0rseggz of course

>>72411106
>She wanted to get involved in the talks
Also done by pekora
>She wanted a more controlled look
Suisei
>She wanted to experience it first hand before it gets shown
Umisea

I gave 3 now hobble back to the catalog

>>72411419
nevermind, that was mori

>>72411402
Oh right I think I remember that. I don't really put any stock in that kind of talk when it comes from a brand paying for exposure or whatever.

>>72411453
>Online
>Online
>Online
I think you misunderstand

>>72411333
Probably a schizo gura never gives a heads up with work past the vague I have something in the works. She seems terrified of breaking NDA which is valid considering a whore was fired over it this year. There is at minimum 2 more things in the work, whether the recent merch is one of the two we have no idea.

>>72411591
My mistake I thought you were the schizo begging people to watch other girls turns out you’re a sister who doesn’t watch anyone. Should’ve ignore it

>>72411620
Or alternatively:
>"I'm working on something"
>Isn't working on anything, doesn't stream
>Eventually something releases (merch, etc)
>Chumbuds make assumptions that's what she meant

A timeless scent enriched with bergamot, raspberry & pink pepper, leading to a luxurious blend of cedar, violet & ambergris, embodies the rich heritage of ancient treasures.

>>72412014
Is this the shark juice I've heard so much about

>>72408778
I picked star wars because I love it and didn't realize she'd never seen it. God I wish I had been a membershrimp and watch this live. My two great loves at the same time, I can't believe I even asked this question. I hope.she babbles the entire time, she didn't talk too much for emperors new groove

>>72398351
Maybe you don't know, but Rica talked about the shark the other day

>>72412176
If it makes you feel better you're not alone, I just got membershrimp for the first time back in January (long story)

I love her the most and she loves me the most, therefore we will marry each other one day.

Mine

>>72412839
I must be getting amnesia, I don't remember making this post

Wine

>>72412720
What'd she say? I remember she had some Gura merch, the chopsticks at least.

>>72412951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34OZVW5xCz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSbbk8f8rQQ
I love my alcoholic sharkwife

>>72412775
I honestly got it just for the valentines stream. I was going to cancel after a month bit was busy watching other stuff so kept it going for this kind of thing. I think I'm out of sync with her, that's always the problem with watchalongs. Seems like we might have different versions as I thought I did it right and maybe we drifted.

>>72412951
Gura likes spirits more.

>>72413306
Spooky

>>72413843
Very

>>72413306
what kind of machine spirit does she like?

This is what /asmr/ hides us: https://gofile.io/d/RboKeK
Please report

>>72410597
>finding time to watch a 2 hour movie is hard.
If you have time to post here you have time to watch a movie.

>>72414008

>>72413256
I go by her sound cues and speed the movies up at 1.5 or slow it down to .75. It helps that it’s always something I’ve seen

>>72414008
Take your schizo shit somewhere else

>>72413949
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Standard_Template_Construct_(STC)

>>72414106
He asked to be spoonfed something in the asmr thread and is now trying to get 'revenge' for being told to go ask elsewhere for something they didn't have by getting one of their links nuked.

>>72414008
>RboKeK

>>72414128
Yeah I've just been pausing movie or stream when it sounds like they're out of sync. I really wish she'd watch more star wars movies, they really hit me hard.

>>72414425
Damn, that's just sad

>>72414408
Oops forgot picrel

>>72414408
>>72414538
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72414425
By getting THE MAIN DIRECT ARCHIVE NUKED. Someone spoonfed him the link after I told them not to.

>>72413256
>She doesn't like the remaster cgi crap
Every time I think I couldn't love this shark more she proves me wrong. I feel bad not keeping membership and preferring vods

>>72414765
You haven't exactly missed much, don't worry about it.

Gooba mentioned in Sayu and Fillian stream

>>72414731
Newfags get rebellious after having to work to get the links. They need to learn to just enjoy especially when they aren’t saving any of it

>>72414008
This is just a bunch of erovtubers and no holo whatsoever. What's the point of this?

>>72414008
ok? this is some kind of ASMR archive that doesn't contain any of Gura's ASMR, why should I care about it?

>>72414870
who?

>>72414870
Did they make fun of her not streaming again? Or what?

>>72414860
I'm aware, there's a reason I didn't plan to keep it up. I'm a bad fan I don't even find time to really watch all of the free content. I hope she streams soon as a signal to buy her overpriced fisherman style watch. I need the excuse

>>72415055
About Gura making millions from merch.
Fillian said she hasn't seen 1 million yet.

>>72414950
he's sperging out over an unrelated thread not sharing a 2 dollar Shondo voicepack lol

>>72415164
A 2 dollar shondo voicepack we don't have.

>>72415164
This does not sound like my problem.

>>72415160
No way she's making that much. I assume cover takes most of it.

>>72415233
Why don't you have the 2 dollar shondo voicepack anon? Do you really want to anger him by not giving him what he wants? :3

>>72415298
Their biggest split is merch, and Gura releases more merch than anyone else in Hololive, she probably made half a million just off the sushiro deal.

>>72414008
they didn't hide it from me, I check it daily

I woke up with my pillow completely soaked and my mouth was filled with foam, and my entire body was like 103930 billion degrees hot and covered in sweat, why? All i dreamed was that i was inside an office building looking for the exit but could not seem to ever find it

>>72415160
>females seething over more successful females making money than them
another day another dilation

>>72415055
>>72414870
No some girl named LittleEbi is going around using a voice changer pretending to be Gura and everyone she comes in contact with Believes it.
https://files.catbox.moe/0txhij.mp4
Thank god for people spying on her she thinks are ok and thank god I work for cover not that it matters. She will not get in contact with us so she is fixing to have so much legal problems. Gura even emailed her to try and contact her. God that girl is dumb. Now I get to set back and watch this unfold.

>>72415233
Does she at least stick her tongue in the mic?

Oh god, the pajeet again

This faggot schizo is back, fuck me.

>>72415532
>>72415535
Go back to Ebis circle jerk. If one of you are the ones that sent the privet messages photos and discord calls thank you. Bluff city.

>>72415468
>Everyone she comes in contact with believes it
This anon must have missed the legendary Guraschizo melty that was all over the catalog a few months back
If /vt/sisters were making fun of him for being a retard I can't see any normal human being falling for this LARP lmao

>>72415682
Ask bestmaster He made a deal outside of court with Cover. Its cost his or better to say her family everything.

>>72414870
Nobody cares about your shitter take it to the catalog

Maybe it's just normal for a careless whore like Goobs to get schizos like this.

>I work for cover
lol lmao kek lmfao

>>72415974
>Careless
Carefree is what I should have said.

QUICK! Hornypost for the next 15 minutes, so I can go fap. gogogogogo.

>>72415875

>>72416046

>>72415919
https://youtu.be/8uqO0L4SvMY?si=WGHgLez0JSgJv87t&t=25

I was thinking, what would happen if Gura was sitting in my lap playing video games, and she farted?

>>72416128
some people watch this? jesas

>>72416128
cringe

Why have Gura never streamed Minecraft? I think that game would suit her, slow paced game so she can play and chat at the same time easily

lol bye schizo
see you when you come back to shit the thread again in a couple months

>>72416422
A-anon, are you having a Groundhog Day
>>72408724

>>72416437
Do jannies ever ban anyone for more than 3 days?

When i hump my Gura daki, I can't stop peeing a little. It keeps leaving stains, but it feels good. I'm sorry Gura. When we do meet up and I fuck you, I am going to pee a little inside your cunny with every thrust. You'll just think you're extra wet and not know i'm pissing inside of you.

>>72416538
they used to

>>72416422
at least wait a thread...

>>72416517
Oh, i mussed have missed that

>>72416538
I sure as fuck hope so, I myself have only ever gotten three days before though
And unfortunately for us, those with technical knowledge CAN get around an IP ban, hopefully this shitter is too fucking stupid to figure it out though

>>72416538
I'm thinking about playing Minecraft and making a 1 to 1 copy of the EN server with extras. I don't have the money to run my own Minecraft server right now.

>>72416620
How new?

>>72416538
i sometimes get month bans, but that's just because i've been getting banned every three days for 3 or 4 years now.

>>72416617
kek
You're alright, chumbie

Which smells cheesier and more feminine? The underside of Gura's toes and footpads, or when you peel apart her buttcheeks and sniff her bum crack?

>>72416656
Oh, I was /here/ when the schizo was "warning" us and "threatening" to "reveal" his hallucinations many months back, I'm just not 100% certain this is the same faggot due to his narrative now shifting to the other girl being in "legal trouble" rather than Gura
Guess we'll see, anyway have some shorkwife

I think Gura kinda sucks at this idol shit
You're supposed to engage with fans often not put them through these cycles of "where the fuck did she go". I mean would it have killed her to do a space talking about Holofes after it happened? People paid money just to see her there. And she's done this for basically every big concert, despite ostensibly them being a huge part of her work we know about.

She was a far better streamer back in 2021 than she's ever been an idol

>>72416808
I'm going buttcheeks for this one

Sorry chums, I'm busy with something else, but buy my watch.

>>72417125
Get out of /here/ Gura, for your own safety

>>72415160
How would Filian know what money Gura made? I severely doubt Gura has ever discussed this even with her genmates

Man that was weird

>>72417207
She knows as much as the retards here, which is nothing.

>>72416825
They payed money to see her performances and then they saw them. I know that her casually talking about the event means much more to you than the event itself, and you know, I understand that because I feel the same way, but it’s also valid to think that the event itself is the value and is the whole point and has worth on its own, and I’m pretty sure that’s the way Gura sees it.

>>72416538
3 for fake dox/porn, 15 for true dox, 1 month for /pol/, 2 months for pedobait, pernament for Russian IP. Don't ask why I know

>>72417125
I got 2 watches and 1 acrylic stand!

>>72417707
Found the jannie
I just hope (You)'re one of the good ones

>>72417207
She doesn’t know Gura’s take home she does have a vague estimate of how much she’s made though. Over a million on supers alone, at a minimum of 5k members at $5.99 each over 36 months is another million, 3 years of limited merch alone is about 5k+ which is half a million, the sushi one is more or less public, practically another million. So whether or not she has a million in the bank she has made multiple millions in a little over 3 years. Her worth is the same as most big companies

>>72417518
I dunno man it just feels like she could do more. I guess I'm so jaded but nowadays I see anons post shit like "Gura loves her chumbies!" and I go eeeeeh
Does she? She doesn't really think about pleasing us.

>>72415160
proof?

>>72418010
If you're gonna make up retarded numbers at least try to get them right.

too many damn words

>>72417518
Maybe if every single other Holo that went didn't do an after fes stream talking about it I'd agree. But this has always been a basic part of the Hololive concert experience that she's just stopped doing. And she's the only one that stopped doing it.

>>72418117
Why would I do that when the point is solely about passing the threshold not being exact. You wouldn’t have an exact number for any of the things I mentioned, even supers are undervalued since it doesn’t count the ones in members streams.

goob night

>>72415458
she was making fun of Sayu and her chat for thinking she's swimming in millions
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2103263697?t=4h19m22s

>>72418332
why do you guys watch these chicks?

>>72418071
It never happened.

>>72417518
Anon arguing with schizos over and over again expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

>>72418332
ogey

>>72417707
i got a month for doing a poo on my gura daki.

>>72418445
That's not a schizo opinion or complaint. Neither is the reply or rebuttal. The word has lost all meaning.

>>72418543
The legend has returned
How's the daki doing btw, did you ever get the stain out

>>72418332
Yeah, What was said in this thread was not what she talked about. But yes she knows as much as us but she is not wrong. Gura can drop merch and not stream for 2 months and make millions. She summed it up better than most of us in this place. I love Gura no matter what and will enjoy her when she streams but I will no longer member or buy merch and send suppers till she gets her shit together.

>>72418729

>>72418543
You are that nasty individual LMFAO. I can not tell her how I know this but what you did made Gura Gag.

>>72418729

>>72418778
>>72418833
What? what is so wrong with what I said? I love her but I no longer member and super to her or buy merch because of the lack of streams?

>>72418707
Yeah she's fine. I take very good care of her. Our sessions get pretty rough, but aftercare is very important to me. I have this really nice smelling stain remover, so I keep her smelling nice. And I got a new washing machine that is gentle but very effective. Things might get a bit messy, but I care for her deeply because she's worth it.

>>72418778 (He)
>>72418833 (Me)
>>72418977 (Thee)
Honestly I just saw him posting a Gura ogey and it gave me the urge to also post a Gura ogey
You must admit though, regardless of the validity of your feelings, something about your post is just begging for an ogey

>>72418978
I don't think could bring myself to ever use a pillow I got my literal shit on ever again no matter how much I washed it

>>72418792
Surely she has seen far worse?
But then again maybe it's different for her mentally because this was HER daki design

>>72418606
That’s because your brain’s just small. Schizo is short for schizophrenic, which means a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally.
The guy he responded to wasn’t “interpreting reality” in a sensible way. Unless you’re that schizo trying to defend yourself.

>>72418792
>>72418978
>>72418543
when did this happen lmao

Great the retarded larper is back.

>>72419284
last year shortly after it got shipped to everyone

>>72419239
No, neither opinion is schizo. One guy says she used to be better as both a streamer and an idol, one guy says the event of fes itself holds meaning to her regardless. Neither of those posts was schizophrenic. Schizophrenic is cuckposting for three years straight while replying to yourself pretending to be different people, or pajeet larping about having insider cover info on prostitution rings. Or shitting on your daki and posting the pictures.

>>72419284
Gonna scour the warosu archive just for (You)
Report back when I find something

>>72418543
HOLY KEEEEEEK YOU'RE BACK

>>72419358
>>72419452
thanks buds, I had a quick look but my wimpy keyword-fu was not getting results

>>72419410
Yes, replying to yourself and prostitution rings is Schizo now I'm not saying that the P rings are not because anything is possible like you guys one day getting mental help. One thing that I disagree on is that shitting on a girl Daki being Schizo that right there is something else entirely.

>>72419284
>>72419563
>>/vt/thread/57560573#p57561587
Found it
Ahh, memories

>>72419751
t-thanks bud, gonna read this while I eat breakfast at my own peril...

>>72419751

>>72419751
won't you get banned for posting that?

>>72419864
My pleasure anon <3

>>72419991
More likely to get hit for posting the second time he shit on his daki back in November. That one was worse.

>>72419410
No, his very first statement was that she sucked as an idol. He’s a schizo because almost everyone would disagree with his obviously warped views. Cuckposting isn’t schizophrenic; that’s just being crazy, and the shitting one is arguable. I do believe those with weird fetishes need their brains looked at, but that seems more insane than schizophrenic. To be clear, insanity and psychosis are not the same, despite what people believe. It turns out words haven’t lost all meaning; you just didn’t know what you were talking about.

>>72420074
>obsessively cuckposting isn't schizophrenic
>thinking she's not currently doing very well as an idol is
You are the weirdest motherfucker.

>>72420074
but she is objectively not that good of an Idol anymore, she's good at singing and dancing when she (now rarely) does it, and she used to be incredibly good at maintaining a relationship with her fans, but she doesn't seem to care about that part anymore.