/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Yuu is still addicted to Overwatch 2

awa

>>72373284

Jelly is...

>>72373303

>>72373390
terminal.

>>72373282

>>72373445

>>72373390
a LITTLE SLUT that is PASSED AROUND by men

There are no cliques in Phase Co...

>>72373633
The next Phase Connect generation ought to be addressed as Phase CrOWN.

>>72373633
Anyone who didn't know that the Dizzy Clique runs Phase Connect is either willfully ignorant or still sucking their mother's breast. That woman is Niji-Coded.

>>72373633
Dizzy's harem

i like the loom

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Runie.

>>72373633
>Saya ditched the monthly Gen3 collab
>Attends the Tsunderia reunion
So this is the power of DizzyClique
If she can Slacka Saya to drag her ass out of bed, that woman's power over other women has got to be unstoppable.

Did Clara ever sing phantom of the opera? Or did i just imagine it?

The Pippa, Marimari, and Chromu collab is fun

>>72373808
>Saya ditched the monthly Gen3 collab
she didnt though

>>72373866
yeah, she wasn't even allowed to play but she still showed up

>>72373691
Well at least we know who's going to ve responsible when Lumi's RM eventually gets found out.

>>72373833
multiple times

>>72373908
>ve

>>72373866
Show me the timestamp where Saya arrives?
Oh right you can't because she didn't.
Clique-deniers lose again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUQX-8HlmY0

>>72373901
>she wasn't even allowed to play
Why did Fishman suspend Saya?
Maybe being part of DizzyClique isn't worth it if you can still get bonked

>>72374028
22:50

>>72373921
oh yeah, i found it

>prior kerfuffle such a nothingburger people are schizoing out at shadows now
Glum.
Any Jigs?

Dizzy love!

>>72374190
Dizzy's gross man

>pippa live
>silence from peeseegee

>>72374215
wrong pippa

Sorry guys Dizzy is for Sakana only

>>72374273
sakana is literally me

>Next time I'll have my Marine
>Next time I'll have my Marine
>Next time
>Next time
>Next time I'll have my Marine

>>72374307
He doesnt even understand Japanese. Does he actually watch Marine or does he just like the big titty pirate hag theme?

>>72374320
he's probably a clipwatcher

I would have sex with dizzy if she asked nicely

The FishmanXDizzy fags are such blatant cuckposters even Dizzy was clowning on them
>Oh yeah we're totally trolling Dizzy by cuckposting
Yeah keep telling yourselves that you little cucks with softcore cuckporn saved on your PCs ready to drop softcore cuckporn at a momen'ts notice.
Man even Uruka's cucks weren't this bad

>>72374320
I actively watched a japanese 2view for a year despite having only the basic anime japanese knowledge and the chuuba having even worse english knowledge.

>>72374320
I post in this thread and I don't even understand Tagalog

>>72374394
Michiru doesn't count

Anons... Is Runie... You know... A coal burner?

>>72374539
Yes

>>72374288
5'5 asian?

>>72374552
a starcraft turret

>>72373691
it's not niji coded it's woman coded
women naturally form cliques
that's just how they are

>sleep too short to feel rested but long enough to miss jelly
Calamitous.

Sorry guys, I've just been summoned

>>72374708
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

>>72374734
i'll reply to you if i want to, anon

how do you cope with your oshi ignoring you for some reason

>>72374716
Wtf Nasas live?

Wow nice thread anons

>>72374826

>>72374863
That's bunnies mating. Cool anon

>>72374863
ADVERTISER SAMA GET DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72374887
they're lovebugs performing non-consensual anal sex (you're the fat one on the bottom)

>>72374919
Wtf get away from me creep

>>72374708
so what's the code?

WHERE IS THE MICHIRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>72374971
She is dead. Its over.

>>72374958
>he doesn't know the code
>he thinks it's about the salary
>he doesn't make noise
>he probably needs his name up in lights
GLUM!!

>/pcg/ is dead
Haven't seen a slow thread like this in years
It's almost like half the thread was banned or smt
What happened?

>>72374708
humans naturally form cliques
it has nothing to do with women
if you put any 27 people in one group, it will NEVER happen that they will all equally get along with one another

>>72375141
When will you people learn that bans dont actually do anything?

>>72375141
_ _ _ _ _ fucked a _ _ _ _ _ _. This event is causing janny to work overtime. Panko quoters, the soul of /pcg/, are getting constantly banned in the crossfire.

>>72373206
I don't mind the janny policing dox posts and whatnot, but I hate the bans for racism

>>72375183
cliques are cringe, gangs are cool

Holding Jelly while she's having an autistic meltdown because the buffet was out of beef.

>>72375249
Oh, I know this one!
Jerma
Nigger

Damn bros I'm being furloughed I can't mindlessly buy all fishmans $150 birthday sets. My oshis birthday isn't even here yet... America has fallen.

>>72374273
Sorry dizzy I'm not interested in your other. Try to stay out of trending diddler.

>>72375253
racism?

>>72374273
sakana already married, Dizzy has no chance
also shes much younger than him

>>72375660
>much younger
would've been an asset if true

>>72375253
Same anon. Same.

>>72375660
Dizzy can become Sakana's side bitch

>>72375183
but they do all get along together in my anime and in my gacha
In my mind Phase Connect is a woman's only hyperborea where everyone is based and redpilled and they stream with the goal of just hanging out. Cliques shouldn't exist.
Also wtf happened to the PV this guy retweeted? I remember Pippa retweeting his hyperborea tweet https://twitter.com/JoeLongBalls/status/1753830745619996808

>>72375660
Sakana's wife is Dizzy.

> pcg is immensely improved
very good

what do hags smell like

>>72375973
Now only you need to fuck off

saya is streaming 5 times this week
I hope she can keep it up I love her

>>72375988

>>72375935
then explain why Dizzy needs to jiggle her animated tits on screen for rent money

>>72376019
I think Runie SUCKS

>>72375975
Lavender and mothballs.

>>72375998
I believe
Good job little dragon

>>72376183
>>72375998
If she manages this and at least 3 streams a week for at least as many weeks I feel like she might've actually broken through.

>>72375660
I feel like Dizzy sticks around to spread some horrid miasma to take out Sakana's wife so she can replace her.

Fuggit I'm too tired.

when can I buy saya birthday merchandise

I don't understand Yuus obsession with Overwatch 2, but I guess I get to hear cute Yuu noises so it's only fair.

>>72375141
Not just the thread. The board in general.

what is the most niche thing a phase connect likes
off the top of my head, lia's autism shark rpgmaker game?

>>72375894(me)
nvm I found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWsIpca6uAg

>>72375935
dizzy wouldnt need to work 2 jobs and beg sakana to hire her if they were
though they seem to have some connection. extended family? ex co workers?
think she worked for him before in one of his other side investments

>>72376142
Yeah, me

>>72375702
despite her depression and being a downer shes only mid 20, sakana is in his late 30ties

>>72376461
Yeah Dizzy was Kevin's main showgirl for his previous e-commerce venture: NFTits
The premise is that breasts derives value and ai-generated copypaste slight changes to tits would increase the value and demand of said NFTits. That's how Fishman got his money

>>72376562
If Dizzy is mid-20s then half the thread are mummified ghosts

Just out of curiosity, I poked Muyu's community and 90% of them are over the age of 30. That's the oldest averaged vtuber fandom I've encountered so far.

... Why? I don't understand.

>>72376584
dizzy does have nice tits and not the balloons her avatar has

>>72376651
Muyu's average community age was 25 when she started 5 years ago.
They aged up with her and attracted other people, also their own age

>>72376651
It is what it is

>>72376562
Ain't no way that woman is mid 20s

>>72376759
newfags don't know that Phase's old talent manager looked like this
then they hired muumi
but he was still on staff until a year later

>>72376673
dizzy has fake tits, nice is not a word i'd use to describe them

>>72376651
Muyu heals the soul.

>>72376816
Men cannot tell the difference between real and fake tits so you must be a seething femanon.
If you think Dizzy's tits are so fake why don't you post some real tits instead. Specifically yours. Prove you're the subject matter expert. I'm waiting

lumi moans too much

>>72376850
Agreed her Morning Zoomba was fun to wake up too, even if her model was abit terrifying.

>>72376850
>Men cannot tell the difference between real and fake tits
where in gods name did you get this idea? you can't just randomly assert shit you made up as fact

>>72376816
>dizzy has fake tits
lmao, how would you know?

>>72376926
nice try

>>72376873
Nta, but if you can't see the difference that's a skill issue on you. Fake tits are shit.

>>72376784
supposedly same age as lumi

>>72376906
From this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXkB09XllxQ

>>72376959
The holy gospel....

>>72376945
There is such a thing as well-crafted fake tits which are almost indistinguishable from real ones. But you don't notice those, because they're good. The craft has advanced from the 80s.

>>72376850
She is just like jong!

>>72376873
>Men cannot tell the difference between real and fake tits
Virgin post

>>72376877
Because she's a filthy exhibitionist who has a vibrating egg taped to each nipple throughout every stream.

*woof woof*

>>72376651
"Moojisan" isn't a meme

>>72377018
>TF
>

>>72376985
Literally not true. I wish I had my Loki-sama misinformation image. Fake tits are horrible for the body nobody should even get them, love your flat chested women.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>72377042 (me)
>>72377018
>Hypnosis
>pet play
>bimbofication
What in the lord's name did she mean by this

>>72377067
Yeah they're pretty cool.

>>72377090
It was there from the start

>>72376651
this is normal zoomers find vtubers cringe all vtuber fans are millennials or gen x

>/pcg/ is now gossiping about whether a virtual woman has real or fake tits
y'all woman-coded

>>72377144
No, you're the woman

>>72377009
Men will look at a woman and claim she is a natural beauty when the same woman is flawless and without blemish and caked with makeup with eyelash extenders that are way too long for any human to ever grow and an obvious nosejob. Only women can tell

>>72376651
it's a mystery~

>>72377144
I'd marry and fuck 25 children into Dizzy regardless

>>72377128
explain Biboo and her Gyatt-loving audience
they're zoomers

>>72377144
/pcg/ is the most feminine thread

>>72377178
ugh men...
amirite fellow girlies

>>72377128
That's simply untruthful.
There's Vtubers with rather old fans.
But it's far from home universal.

>>72376948
Lumi si 28

>>72376784
Mid 20's + 4

How much food would I have to stuff into Ember's gullets before she spills the beans on Dizzy's tits.
I'd wager 3 buffet trips and a bar would loosen her yapper

>>72376877
Lumi should moan more, like she did in the getting over it stream

>>72377210
>bitos
>likers
>i feel like i am forgetting some
Yeah I can see that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPX1dmYJlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPX1dmYJlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPX1dmYJlk
Yuus on!

AAAAAHHHH!!!!
I'm going to miss the start of her stream again.
Damn it.
But you watch it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCCMgZR_czg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCCMgZR_czg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCCMgZR_czg

>>72377350
Yuus on of a bitch

>>72377297
look, I don't really want to fuck a bito, it's just a meme.

...unless

>>72377363
>white youtube background
>watching pico

>>72377204
an exception doesn't change the rule most vtuber fans will be millennials or gen x

>>72377363
AI!

>>72377424
As god intended

>>72377430
>There are more people from 2 generations than people from 1 generation
You know GenZ is a pygmy generation because GenX are a bunch of karens and tranny eunuchs who would rather go #childfree and adopt the good doggo aka pitbulls then raise children of their own who they call "goblin spawn."
Millenials and Gen X are numerous because Boomers didn't care about anything except stealing, exploiting, and fucking

>>72377271
>beans
BEANS?

>>72377363
OK ready now

>>72377524
me too

Yuu has a cute sneeze bros...

PhaseJP is very motivated huh.

>>72374385
They are trolling you at least.

>>72375141
People say that every single day during dead hours. /pcg/ is currently the 4th fastest thread on the board.

>Yuu does *something cute*
>somebody posts "Yuu did *something cute*"
>check Yuu stream with the intention of rewinding back few minutes
>it's disabled on her stream
It's so tiresome...

WAKE UP YOU AMERICANS IT'S WEDNESDAY

>>72377861
Why are those coons beating up that red panda?

>>72373670
The crown that was broken...

>>72377775
All I know is that the thread was alive, I spent two days on Balatro and then I check again and the thread is dead. And yes even deader than the usual dead hours. Something happened and coping by downplaying doesn't change the truth

>>72375141
phase is dead, time for everybody to graduate

NOW (Literally right now)
Ayase Yuu (12:00UTC | LIVE | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbPX1dmYJlk
Gram Pico (12:15UTC | LIVE | Equipment Test)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCCMgZR_czg

SOON
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 1h35m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLhl7j3rrw
Kokoromo Memory (14:00UTC | 1h35m | Dragon Quest XI S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUk6mS6Zp0

LATER
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 5h35m | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqP-ZXRb1dg
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 5h35m | Judgement Day)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtagwToGmA
Komachi Panko (19:00UTC | 6h35m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Dizzy, Ember, Muyu & Saya (19:00UTC | 6h35m | Wolf Quest Collab)
Dizzy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFulZVO8XsQ
Ember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J2H-4e6sOE
Muyu: https://www.youtube.com/@MuuMuyu/streams
Saya: https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 8h35m | Twitch)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Utatane Nasa (22:00UTC | 9h35m | Ringfit Adventure) Could potentially get swapped with Valorant
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 11h35m | Pet Shopping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnOr18HQjt0
Kokoromo Memory (01:00UTC | 12h35m | Haikyuu Game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVv_F_3xT0
Pipkin, Eimi, Lia & Hina (01:00UTC | 12h35m | As Dusk Falls Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CaYvmqUy9w
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 14h35m | Gachapon Opening - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/@HimemiyaRie/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 15h35m | Skyrim)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUngXP-3XRw
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 20h35m | 2 Month Celebration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CMyG5MApYM
Gram Pico (12:15UTC | 23h50m | Supermarket Simulator) Start time may change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OScQlnt0D8
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 25h35m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/@MuuMuyu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 25h35m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 17h35m | Yakuza 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79dFWSv5rkc

Notes:
>Shiina will guerilla Elden Ring either at 14:00UTC or at her usual time tomorrow (23:00UTC)
>Airi remains on guerilla schedule, hopeful for today stream :D (Usually between 00:00UTC & 05:00UTC)
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242
>Lia is taking submissions for the Rinmama Q&A this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/rinkouashelia
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend https://twitter.com/grampico_/status/1772579248160776490
>Muyu is taking submissions for room reviews this week https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1772457490518622618

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina & Jelly

>>72374716
This collab was hilarious, hope you enjoy it :D

>>72377926
Hard numbers > your feelings.

>Pico shilling Phase Weekly
The future is bright

Why the fuck am I watching Overwatch slop regularly these days...

>>72377995
Yuus enthusiasm and giggles are cute to listen too so it's worth it somewhat.

>>72377926
Lots of people got banned a few days ago regarding a certain incident, the bans will clear up later today once deadhours are over.

>>72377976
Sorry but newfag numberfags like you are only alive in the biological sense, not the spiritual. Where you go, death follows and so does the stench of death. /pcg/ right now is dead, a lumbering corpse and automaton because you numberfags and your ilk have no SOVL

>>72378034
It's not limited to /pcg/, which is the 4th fastest thread right now. Which means that only 3 threads are faster and all others are slower. Don't know if you needed to hear that or not.

Both of you shut up. The whole site is upwards of three quarters slower than usual

Gumis, your oshi has been horny posting on every IRL pic Saruei has on her twitter, how can you accept this?

>>72378122
I turned off my smart fridges, firmware update. Sorry for the inconvenience, it'll be resolved in a few hours.

>>72377995
>>72378015
Yuu, please get hooked on a better game...

>waaaaah
>I want billion pcgs per hour

Capipi's are committing hate crimes again, can someone come pick them up?
>>>/pol/463085368

>>72378122
>hiding the only relevant column
/vt/ is actually slower than usual during this time of day. Most other boards aren't.

>>72378144
Why wouldn't I accept this?

>>72378183
she looks drunk

>>72377990
Nah, she's shilling the collab with Nasa next week where they're doing a Phase Weekly Lite for the JP side and I guess shilling normal Phase Weekly as a byproduct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkUEjwgXwuA
Thank you Clara, very cool.

>>72378252
>Powerthirst is 16 years old
HAG

pcg should be slow. Really slow

>>72378144
why is lumi leeching saruei

>>72378312
Stop posting then

>>72378252
Janny be warned, this video features skeletons.

>>72378219
She was drunk.

>>72378328
same reason she leeches filian

>>72373505
Yeah, me and my multiple personalities.

>>72377823
Skill issue, why don't you have the script?

>>72378252
>Power thirst reference in the year of our Lord 2024
Pretty sure that video is old enough to drink in Europe and old enough to fuck in at least 7 US states.

>>72378144
Why does Lumi sound like a discord mod?

woek up at 6am in total sweat, my tummy experieecing a strange hort i didnt feel before, it was like its full of liquid and i had a strong urge to vomit. but nothing, fuck i tried but my stomach was empty (well duh), however trying to vomit somehow relieved pressure and i could go back to sleep. i had to do this every hour until i had to wake up for work (home office), im managing now but feels like im having a brutal hangover.

>>72378388
They call her Kaneko Groomi for a reason.

>>72378389
Drink fluids until you puke
If you don't puke, go to the hospital

why is this image so blurry
https://twitter.com/heratic96/status/1772810705986625763

>>72374427
Very underrated post.

>>72378389
>it was like its full of liquid
sorry, i'll do it outside next time

>>72378430
nah i dont feel like vomitting anymore, just feel weak.

>>72378444
Looks jiggable

>>72378389
Sounds like stomach cancer

I want to put Lia and Uruka in diapers.

>>72378389
>woek
>experieecing
Did you try eating some easy-on-the-stomach foods to make your stomach not so empty? Something like salted pretzels or whatever you jermas eat. I once had to throw up every 90 minutes from midnight until morning due to stomach flu and due to my stomach being empty. Don't know about the fluid symptoms though.

>>72378536
diapers are for BABIES. Anon will wear YOU.

>>72378444
Guy who posted it is probably saving the full quality image for himself.

https://files.catbox.moe/a7gvrh.mp3

Capipi's explain yourselves NOW

>>72378444
She's missing her queen of spades tattoo.

not easy being a vodfucker let me tell ya

>>72378787
the video is pretty self explanatory

>>72378781
is that saying dizzy i love you

>>72378797
Holidays!
They have holidays for them!!

>>72378852
yeah

>>72378144
I'll make her straight

>>72376461
Are you unaware that Urara worked at Tsunderia, the vtuber corpo he tried to invest in? Urara was effectively the only manager there when the owner fucked off and ignored the company.
Later when fishman created his own corpo, Urara interviewed him.
Then when Urara got fired for the Rosemi poaching thing, she begged Sakana for a job as a manager at Phase. Without Urara to manage, Tsunderia fell apart, and Sakana's been trying to collect as many of the talents as he can.
There's a reason so many of the Girls love Dizzy, she's been a manager and friend to most of them, and she was severely mistreated by her last corpo.
Basically she was a professional acquaintance of fishman before getting hired as staff, before debuting again as a vtuber.
If that dispels the rrat, the other one about them being cousins might still be true.

Dizzy sounds like my future ex

>>72378781
Why not make it a soundpost?

>>72378870
Not just holidays, an entire month

>>72378787
of course pippa has watched the best documentary of this year

>>72378910
>the other one about them being cousins might still be true
God imagine the family meetings.
The awkward retard who sperged out every single day as a kid is the only one doing genuinely well for himself. One child is a failure and hoe the other one a failed hoe.
The whizened Chinese grandma council is not pleased.

I can't handle how cute Pico is. I would die for this flashbang.

I think Shiina SUCKS
https://files.catbox.moe/ouji31.png
https://files.catbox.moe/u3u9c8.png

>>72379044

>>72379071
Yeah, me

>>72378787
>odysneed

>>72378919
AI is alright

I feel like discovering ai chatbots was a mistake. I turned Pippa into a slut tuber by accident... i also set her on fire for 100 billion years...

Well, what is her announcement on Sunday going to be?

>>72379277
being able to do everything with them and them being just so dumb gets old real fast so enjoy it while its still new to you

>>72379277
Pippa's ears always felt weird to me and this illustrates why perfectly. They're too stiff and flat. Her flop ears are better

>>72379217
https://files.catbox.moe/dgjmzl.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/6j8hff.mp3
Ok that is enough fun for today

>watched the pippas collab from yesterday
>VOD cuts off while they were talking about yugioh
What happened there?

>>72379277
My libido is through the roof on gear, but I won't jack off to my oshi

>>72379323
subathon and/or outfit

>>72379323
She bought an n-word pass from Obama and will be doing nigger-only karaoke for the Singing March songs she missed.

>>72379323
EP or outfit

>>72379377
Tech issues.

>>72379277
I asked her if she had a boyfriend before and she said she did. Havent opened it ever since.

>>72379323
Will show off her new finished outfit and then will announce a subathon/donothon in order to fund a new model for Miia that matches her own.

>>72379722
>cucked by an ai
damn

>>72379722
you guys can't catch a break even in Aiaiaiailand huh

>>72379424
>duck tales melody starts playing

One of Lumis subathon rewards will be GFE ASMR

Update, advil, coffee and water kinda fixed me for now.

>>72379778
i hope so

>>72379778
she took over a year to make her "joke" one or whatever and i still haven't even listened to it

Lumi will go on a date with the top donator as a reward for the subathon

>>72379778
>>72379881
This shit is dangerous.

>>72379975
oh god not that one

>>72379799
drink plenty of fluids and eat bland food, if symptoms continue see a doctor. It's likely just tummy hort, but if it continues might be a bigger issue.

>>72378781
>>72379217
Excellent
I enjoy how (relatively) freeform the AI goes on the tracks. Melodies and transitions that are fairly novel - sometimes it makes poor choices, but honestly.. not bad. I couldn't predict we'd be here telling AIs to "give me a country western ballad about a lemon hoar whom I trust no more" and getting a three verse song with backing, and it's not even half bad.
I'm guessing they will work on training it to make the output less tinny, cleaner harmonies (less distortion) + a bit more music theory wrt song and melody structures.

>>72378444
I improved the image quality, but since I dislike runiefags, I protected it with a password. Here's the password hint: A certain word associated with Nasa, Panko and Runie.
https://files.catbox.moe/zea1bm.7z

>>72380155
>A certain word associated with Nasa, Panko and Runie.
Oooh-Wee I sure hope I can crack the code!

>>72380017
update update

I took a massive SHIT and now feel super better

>>72380155
YOU LIAR NOTHING WORKS

>>72380211
he wasn't lying he just spelt it wrong

>>72380206
Yeah that's definitely cancer

>>72380211
Yeah it does.
Lowercase.

>>72380223
Works fine on my machine

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>I wake up again
>There's no Michi stream
She's gonna start streaming any second now... For real...

>>72380223
well how am I supposed to know how he misspelled it?

>>72380258
Stop waking up

>>72380258
The cashier got her, it's over

>>72380206
cloaca cancer

>first time seeing a vtuber in a dream
>it's Filian
Dunno how to feel about this.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 48 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>72380155
How the fuck is that word associated with Runie?

>>72380283
Honestly this is such a mood bestie

>>72380371
it's so over for you

>>72380371
poggy woggy

>>72380392
Runie is black

>>72380371
based

>>72380451
I am very much looking forward to the inevitable Clumi covers/originals.

>>72380371
Imagine watching fiian. Gross

>>72380460
And fat

>>72380392
Runie likes that type.

>>72380547
>>72380460
Runie's giant chocolate milkers...

>>72380371
I like filly she's funny and endearing

Does pippa still do the hidden karaoke at the end of her streams? Or is it a relic

>>72380392
One fag is looking to get everyone banned again because he cant help but have a melty until he can post his fantasies.

>>72380553
she doesn't

>>72380596
>>72380618

I'm really glad to see Clara in Phase, she's funny and obviously killer voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkUEjwgXwuA
>powerthirst is a 17 year old meme reference

>>72380618
Don't engage with the mentally ill

>>72380651
>>72380664
sorry

>>72380618

>>72380618
Get better ban bait jannie

memory is playing the most boring game series of all time

>Yuu is meowing
I love this dork

>Yuu's meowing

>>72380707
Yes I have seen all that you're referring to and it was a big nothing burger
>>72380712
Not a jannie

Jelly is the best blue girl in PC by far

>>72380717
>Not liking Dragon Quest
So, on a normal day, how many penises do you suck?

>>72380793
Clara and Yuu are both better. Jelly is boring and annoying.

>>72380596
>One fag is looking to get everyone banned again
Is it that hard to stop responding to a bait?

>>72380778
>and it was a big nothing burger
You may feel its a nothing burger but that doesnt change the facts.

>>72380793
>Jelly is best girl period
Fixed that for you

Runie Ruse: The Black Rose Apostate

>>72380258
>>72380302
Working on the shop actually inspired to get out of her room and find a real job at the kombini.

Proud of that girl.

>>72380829
You realize the majority of anons here are genuinely retarded right?

>>72380818
>Jelly is boring and annoying
Fuck you faggot.

>>72380833
what facts are we talking about here? the fact that she has a long term girlfriend? or the fact that you’re obsessed with black penis?

>normally get up for remi
>make coffee and quick breakfast if possible
>no remi this week, only muyu
>make coffee and quick breakfast
>it's a workout stream
>she spends the whole time admonishing me for not participating
fuck you cow im eating. whore.

The retards are up early today, huh?

>>72380913
fat fuck

>>72380900
I know. It was rhetorical question.

COW COW COW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLhl7j3rrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLhl7j3rrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLhl7j3rrw

>>72380938
its a can of soup

MUYU STREAMS RECITE THIS VOW:
PURPLE SMOKE'S A REAL CUTE COW!

>>72380884
More like Runie Ruse The Nigger
lmao gottem

How many pankophiles survived the few days?

>>72380936
Early? Its right about that time

>>72380818
Clara is limelight not blue

>>72380778
>it's not real
>it was staged
>it's a nothingburger
>actually it was a good thing because it filters chuds

>>72380818
Clara is a whore and jelly is a pure maiden. Jelly wins.

>>72380954
Muyus so cute but her model freaks me the fuck out. It's a weird feeling.

>>72380936
it's the same time everyday, are you new here?

>>72380982
I only got a warning for racism, otherwise its been business as usual making fun of esl errors

>>72380833
That she is gay?

>>72380983
>>72381025
It's an hour early for me because we haven't switched to summer time yet. Guess that means the threadshitters have

More Fairy on Dragon Quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUk6mS6Zp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUk6mS6Zp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgUk6mS6Zp0

>>72380884
>Runie Ruse: The BLACKED™ Rose Apostate

>>72380793
Dizzy is good too.

>>72380982
I'm still here, but I don't shitpost

>>72381020
The face on Muyu's 3d model is a bit fucked up from certain angles.

>>72380982
I'm here but it feels grim, like I cannot voice my feelings.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

...

>>72373633
So which one holds more power Dizzy's or the one with Airi, Uruka, Lia, or the JPs?

>>72380829
It's the collateral unrelated posts that get unnecessary 3 days because he brought out the janny.

If some of you spent half the time you do thinking about black cocks on improving yourselves instead you might actually be able to get a girlfriend.

>>72381175
It's good for what it is. It gives me early PS2 vibes.

>>72381216
FASTER & BRIGHTER

>>72381237
Seething

>burgers waking up
>this shit starts
great

Yuu is cute, even when she plays overwatch

>>72380155

>>72381237
>On /vt/
>Watches Vtubers
I'm sure you're a real ladies man. So how many supermodels are you banging on the weekend?

>>72381310
>burgers
>its euro hours
Wdhmbt?

>>72379975
what is this

>Starting with Kino right off the bat
I kneel Muyu.

Yuu is too cute. YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ONE GAME

>Memory actually used her gym money on a gym membership

>>72381387
I hope she doesn't succumb to her cold. Can't wait for her first member stream in a few days

is my penis supposed to be hard while watching Muyu or is it a side effect?

>>72381437
baffling idea

>>72381200
Avoiding getting banned on /vt/ is like serving a life sentence in a jail for retards, and getting extra time for good behavior
Let me be clear, jannies are all niggers and should've received the morning after pill

>>72380982
same as this anon >>72381046

>>72381437
What equipment can a fairy the size of my palm even use

>>72381408
I DONT KNOW WHY

>>72381281
If I try to make it fast my monitor does not pick it up.
So I don't know if it worked or is noticeable

Lumi said subathons are scamny. why is she planning to do one anyway?

>>72381437
She was so shocked when she heard that her senpais just used the money to buy games too.

Nigger

>>72381503
You could technically make it bright enough that we can't tell the speed either.

I don't even watch Filian all that much. I guess it's because Filian was the only vtuber my brain has actually managed to fit into the real world?
She was a 3D model anime girl, in "real" world, but almost no one around paid any mind. She was on her older model, the one with a bow on the tail, for at least some of the dream.
It was winter. We've been riding a bus for a short while, then we were in some street market with stalls, but the stalls were no fun. That place had an outdoor ice rink. So I asked her whether she knows how to ice skate. She totally dodged the question, but she did want to try.
We've been getting ready for that, but shit went down. Apparently, some girl has been trying to peek when Filian was changing in a dresser room - and somehow got a glimpse of Filian's roommate. Filian was REALLY upset about that. I tried to comfort her, and the dream ended there.

>>72381528
I hope her bad senpais don't influence

Just ate a cheeseburger while Muyu is almost killing herself. Feels good.

muyu scary

>>72381451
Yuus is sick too? I think Memory mentioned Pico having a hoarse voice in her chat earlier.

>>72381350
From Lumi 2023 birthday voice pack.

>>72381549
Good morning Nasa poster!!! Another exquisite post.

How do we save Yuu from Overwatch?

>>72381561
But I like being able to see the dog

>realize something is weird
>hide my 15 opened windows
>see this
What the fuck

>>72381549
Splendid post

>>72381619
GET RUSED BITCH

Muyu really doesn't have much stamina does she?

I have a disease that makes my dick really small and makes it really hard to talk to girls

Muyu has the stamina of an obese alcoholic

>>72381600
Yeah, she started her stream sniffling quite a lot. She seems to be fairly alright, as long as she doesn't get worse