/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>dark souls
consider that a day off
also
>long weekend fo da klub
tiny tiny week

>>72344867
mid week

>>72344867
Amazing week

Does the forest itself have any lore, such as types of trees or flowers that grow there? Or is it just generic fairytale forest with a cottage and definitely no dark secrets?

trapped

u kno where she was at 2day
busy nite and a lite week comin again
klubbers we just keep winning

i checked out her discord message history, because why not
it's pretty sad how active she was, then she abandoned it all
she used to post status updates in discussion (what she currently does on twitter, and the pre-stream chats in offline)
used to react to posts in fanart
>server started in 2022. February
>the search says 572 pages of results, 14297 posts
>2022 440 pages
>2023 110 pages (she stopped daily posting after she shut down rrk)
>2024 20 pages
found the pwohmy voice message, i don't get why people were so upset, she did the same thing for thirf too

>extra long stream for my birthday
i am happy

shontoes

>>72345457
we are unneeded

>>72345457 (me)
finally found out about 'time for slime'
it's an omocat tshirt

>>72345457
these are the reps i was too scared to do
oldfags always acted like it was better back then, and it truly does seem that way

>>72345457 (me)
and her original outfit daki was drawn by usashiro mani?!?!?
I WANT THIS! RIGHT NOW!

i love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE love LOVE FALLENSHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72345457
>>72345638
and she wonders why people leave

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>>72345728
yes, people, not husbands. real ones

I wish she needed me.
Is it bad to feel that way?

>>72345638
She's scared of her community now. Anything she does outside of stream is hyper analyzed and people get jealous instantly. I really hate it, but I'm here forever and there's not much I can do about it

>>72345842
>>72345638
oldfags are the ones who blew it all up to begin with

>>72345905
it blew up when king d 1 left

>>72345905
I don't know if you consider the subathon old fag, but I admit I've been jealous plenty of times, but never publicly. I really do miss when she would interact with us outside of stream. I can't always chat or watch streams because of my schedule and it feels like I just don't get to see her anymore

i want to reach under her dress and pull on one of the laces for her side tie panties until it comes undone and then take them and wrap them around her neck

>>72344994
>it's a week!!
even she knows

>>72346093
i consider myself an oldfag and ive been here all week

>>72345457
She could easily make everything good again by having her mods cull all the troons that have taken over her discord as a start with timeouts and even bans if they don't stop being gay in her space

>>72345728
it's uhhh impossible duh, like uhhh I don't recognize anyone and erm

>ignores art of her standing over (you) in bed
>retweets lewd art of her cunny showing through her panties
Weird. Probably punishment for asking about her sisters boobs

i would appreciate her doing something yab to cull the weak and normie, but she won’t. how many times has she said she’s scared that everyone will just up and disappear, leaving her alone again? she’d consider it too risky. there’s more reasons than just that but it’s late and im 5 min from going to eep.
gn shoggers and shoggettes.

>>72345457
this is her 3rd server. she was even more active in the previous ones but got discouraged due to them getting banned over and over.

it's over just accept it, enjoy her as a streamer with the wife rp gimmick now this is all you have

>>72346785
gn shogga
Don't worry about it too much, hopefully this is just another phase that she'll get over. I don't know what the future holds but I'll be here either way, and hope you will be too

I fucking love this dude’s art this is awesome

>>72346877
<3
ill kill you last in the husband battle royale

>>72346685
Maybe next time he could not make it weird by saying more than he needs to, let her have her own conclusions on what the art is about

>>72346785
>i would appreciate her doing something yab to cull the weak and normie, but she won’t.
she already considered something similar
if she does I would leave because I don't want to play these games, even if I love her and want the best for her it's clear the feeling isn't mutual if she's willing to fuck with me like that

>>72346785
there is one thing she could do right now that would cut numbers and filter people immediately lol

>>72344867
>a difficult game about climbing
i wonder how fast she'll break? this is pretty much unplayable on controller and she can't play games with kb+m. picking difficult rage games when she's bad at games and tilts easily is an interesting choice though. sasuga shondo

>>72347391
cmon anon don't make me beg

>>72347220
>she already considered something similar
do you mean her comment of just leaving for months without saying anything and seeing who is still around when she came back?

>>72347458
Yeah. I wouldn't be able to respect myself or anyone who stays after she purposefully does something like that

>>72346685
>>72347081
>calls us autistic and says she has to be more open and forward with what she's thinking and feeling because we're not getting it
>goes right back to silent-treating people
kek. i love her

>>72346785
she won't, come on, she's doing shit like putting watchalongs on another channel because she's concerned about not kneecapping her growth

>>72347590
it's not like I have much going on anyways, Im willing to wait a long time for her, an exact amount of time actually. I can't reveal how long it is because it's a secret that only her and I know (I sent it to her via psychic connection)

>>72347598
surprise, she's autistic herself

>>72347590
i would. in fact i would only respect the ones who did stay. you might as well leave now with that attitude

>>72344867
full size pic from the artists's twatter

>>72346785
she wont remove awful people from the community so she wont do anything ridiculous or let info out that would drive anyway anyone milquetoast or normie

>>72347830
>she's autistic herself
it's obvious to everyone watching her and a doctor even diagnosed her with it when she was younger, but she has decided that she's good at understanding people (she's not) which autists aren't, so she's clearly not autistic!

>>72347826
I have the time to wait. I'm willing to stay here forever but if she does something like disappearing just to see who stays it's clear she doesn't respect me or this relationship. People like >>72347845 don't seem to understand what a relationship is and are fine with her shit tests and are destined to go menhera.

>barbie stream without da bean
sadge

>>72348132
projecting

>>72348087
I feel like she hasn't brought up the empath thing in a bit because everyone made fun of her for it
which is was pretty deserved so long as light hearted

>>72348261
I wish Abi would make a guest appearance to tell us all to repent our sins and that God hates our polycuck sissy degen lifestyle

>>72348310
I accept your concession

>>72348384
>that's bad and you will go menhera because uh.. erm.. uh ah it just is okay???
there's nothing to concede to, you're a man of no substance in your actions and words

>>72348360
I honestly forgot Abi was a barbie she's been on break for what feels like forever

>>72346850
she should be explicit about it instead of this kind of quiet divorce

>>72348470
Sorry I guess I hit a nerve. Don't go menhera over a hypothetical scenario alright, kiddo?

>>72348573
i won't and i forgive you

>>72347458
if she did this i would be hurt but aslong as she didnt cheat during it i would be fine when she came back, though i would voice my displeasure

I’m excited for the stream this week :)

>>72348653
me too anon. not a fan of collabs but the other 3 are all exciting to me

tuffnar is bratty
pancake is fleece
and dewd is the bbc poster

https://jiggie.fun/x34qam
get jiggie with me

>>72349567
what about me?

>>72349567
you know what, you're right. i am :D

>>72349691
no thank you shogga but I appreciate the offer that was very nice of you :)

D is a disgusting foot fag now? Great.

>>72349870
We don’t countersignal feet appreciators here thank you very much

>>72349567
get my name out of your mouth nigger

>>72349567
talk to me in chat loser

>>72349870
>third rate is a tasteless retard coping
of course. another reason you will be a third rate forever
King D keeps winning

>>72349567
literal whos

Is it worf it to watch DP vod to be up to speed on the story for Thursday

>>72350405
if you have to ask, no

>>72349567
there's two people you could be
are you sure you want to make a post like this

>>72350405
no

>>72350618
name them

>>72349567
no... i like one of those shoggers...

>>72351217
me it's surely me

cant wait for the ban wave

>>72351461
Scared chat is this real? i better stop talking

The imitation keeps surpassing the original

>>72351782
reality hit shondo hard, nep simply doesn't have the opportunity to see how this shit falls apart

If she did up and disappear without a word as a “test”, first thing I would think is that she killed herself. So unless she announced she was going on indefinite hiatus or FT gave us confirmation that she was okay, I would be so fucking pissed at her for making me worry like that for nothing. I am almost certain she never has nor will care about it in the first place, but she would lose all of my respect and would have to earn it back. I would still love her, I made a vow after all, but I would not be some whiteknight fag in chat going “omg wifey we missed you!!! it is so good to see you again syadouHappyNod where have you been?????” Anyone messaging like that would be a spineless, doormat bitch.
If this was an *actual* real marriage and she pulled that like some Gone Girl shit and, months later, showed up back at our front door, explonimg how she wanted to see if I would still love her after this: first thing she would get is my strongest backhand across the face for putting me through that shit. second thing she would get is a two hour long bearhug.

>>72352147
Are you okay?

>>72352254
erm

why vibes so bad Shondo has stream with her friends tomorrow? It’s going to be fun. Shondo is going to have fun!

>>72351887
It won't fall apart for her

>>72352435
maybe if she just doesn't ever incline yeah but idk eventually schizos are gonna get to her

oh…wow…her name really is THAT easy to find… either she has genuinely doesn’t care or she has garbage opsec

>>72352805
gz bro u did reps for 2mins

>>72352805
she doesn't care
how new are you

>>72352435
Theoretically it won't fall apart for her because imo she'll never grow, but that also causes another problem for the rabbit groomers. Eventually she's going to pick one of the 80-100 simps in her crowd and boy it isn't going to be one of the faggots from this community who hopped over

>>72352805
she was underage on the internet and very stupid

>>72352841
probably been here longer than you. bet you weren’t even here for the suntan melty

>>72352942
i like you anon

>>72352972
:^) i like u 2

>>72352942
shut up, i've been here all day

>>72353070
this is probably a lie that you're unaware of
isn't this the beauty of this website

>>72352708
>schizos are gonna get to her
not gonna happen. newchad white knights run this shit now, why do you think they're melting and shitting all over the floor?

I like this art

>>72353205
eslchama...

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>72353978
Theres days where she feels weak and cant even get out of bed or whatever
Imagine if she was beaten and bruised into looking like this on top of how she usually feels
This dumb whore doesnt know what she asks for

>>72354292
we'll take it slow at first

>>72353978
All me!

I don’t get it is something wrong?

>>72354908
shes in her depressive arc

>>72354908
yeah shondo isnt in my bed

she tweeted and has been liking things all day are you just autistic or gaslighting? both?

A massive purge would be pretty kino that would be exciting. Shondomination and vibe curation and all that

I would be fine with that even if I was to be purged. She would still be my wife and it would actually make things significantly easier

She can't even bring herself to get rid of people that directly cause problems and harass/attempt to groom her and you think she's capable of doing a community purge?

>>72356495
Sure she is :)

>>72356495
No but I would be fine with it if she went full schizo one day

I've noticed her voice is getting slightly more mature recently. Just a tiny bit deeper. I actually love it a lot. Maybe I'm imagining it or she's becoming more relaxed, but whatever it is I can just listen to her for hours and be smiling the whole time

her balls dropped

>>72357077
I feel like I read this exact same post when she played GTA a year ago

>>72357077
I mean listen to early 2022 clips, or even the subathon
back then that was the "real voice" but it's so different from now

>>72357077
i noticed that too, i love it.

why would she schedule ds again? she’s just gonna end stream 45 min into playing it. hopefully thezatsu is kino

my favorite voice is the one when she speaks to me, so the one that doesnt exist

>>72357957
she will overcome because i will be there with her and cheering her on

wifey...the megane...please....uuuu...

>>71769673

>>72357077
She's aging. Pretty soon she'll be a hag. The expiration is real.

i have a good idea of areas to improve on so i'll try to scope out requests or ideas if i see them /here/ shiggies

thanks for the notification that the next tuffnar update is coming shoomfie

>>72361174
fertilising shondos eggs before they run past the use by date

she just showed up wearing this

>>72361269
improve this >:)

>>72361269
Something with glasses please
or something that shondo doesnt normally do like go camping with (you)

>>72361997
viola~

favourite colour?

shondo

uuuuuuuuuuuu no goodnight tweet again she really hates us uuuu

>>72364777
Happy 3 Years of Streaming!!!! YEAH!!!!!

MY WIFE HATES ME! LETS GOOOOO!

NOTHING I EVER DO FEELS LIKE IT MATTERS TO HER!!!!!. FUCK YEAH!!!!

wooooohoooo!

I dont even know whats wrong this time

damn thats crazy she loves me though :)

>>72365374
realistic GFE

>>72365494
i hate women >:(

>>72355476
this may come as a surprise to you but most active vtubers tweet more than once every 3-4 days

when you inevitably wake up in the night and check can you give us some idea whats going on with you?

Why do you think we deserve updates in the slightest? It should be enough that we got nothing but a movie review for several days and then the obligatory replies IF you made HER art. Did you not make her something, anon?
Don't you get it? She is overwhelmed, anon. And it is quite selfish of you to think that she owes you something like a simple "hey im ok!".
You just had a 14 hour watchalong with her and she gushed that the seeing it with you made it inherently special to her. The same movies that she never got to see with her FE.
Suddenly you think your "emotions" make you entitled to 3 seconds of her time to let you know how she is feeling? Genuinely disgusting and selfish of (you).
Give her some heckin' space would ya?!

>>72364777
She's too busy DM'ing me slurs.

>>72366672
nade nade

>>72366903
Thanks nigga

I just wish she would talk to me privately for 15 minutes so I can move on after understanding once and for all that she doesn't love me.

>>72367201
too bad, youre being quiet divorced instead

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

she's so hard working that two seconds to say goodnight is too much okay

remember when she would sleep for like 3 hours every night

>>72368718
dirty bastard

shonnegans wake

shonthighs

>>72367362
I'm not usually a doomer but this silent treatment arc outside of stream is really worrying. It's not even her depressive state, it's been going on for months now, even when she said she was at her happiest
I hope we can get through this, but if it's the new normal idk if I can cope with never seeing my wife outside of our scheduled time together

>>72373367
It's not going to get better since she's already started to give in to jealous husbands
In her quest to ensure Shadow is for everyone it turns out that Shadow is for no one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0alDMvVk4jY

not even one sniff

>>72373669
I think she can fix it, she's not opposed to changing things but she has to come up with the idea herself, or think she did

This community is going down hill. Rapidly

>>72373367
I don't think it's the new normal, she's just in some kind of bad mood state, maybe unrelated to husbands. It's possible that it's some kind of shit-test too (whether conscious or not).
Things need to change one way or another, so I'm not really opposed to stuff like this that provides a bit of disruption.

>>72374713
I don't know what happened, but every space outside of streams is so shit now. I used to like talking with shondophrenics/husbands but it's all just cliques now trying to dominate public spaces with their conversations and not letting anyone get a word in. I cannot believe almost 30 year old men are engaging in high school level pettiness

>the primal urge to dominate a tiny girl
I've never felt this so badly in my life, shondo makes my mind do things I didn't even imagine I was capable of

Her entire community are bad people. And the ones standing as close to her as possible are the most vile scums. It's hard to consider a normal person and expect humanity from him, if all he does is 24/7 stalking your every move, manipulating you through emotions and money and trying with all his might to be closer to you or rather to make you closer to himself.
Watching this clownery of mentally ill degenerates makes me physically sick to my stomach.
Who knew that being a severely mentally unhealthy person, it's pretty stupid to gather similarly mentally unhealthy people around you.

>>72375622
yeah, because her actions have filtered the good people. she grew a diseased crop, which is what she's now harvesting. there's no hope in there. there's no future.

>>72375622
Not me though I’m a good shogga. I’m a good husband.

>>72349870
Beats the other fetish he put into his art

This silent shadow weekend has huge vibes off for today

>>72375622
(You)
Also
>implying normal people are good

still trying to figure out what she means by saying she's giving us her entire life. the more i watch other vtubers, the more i'm realizing how little shondo is doing. makes me feel like she's gaslighting me. the amount of things some other chuubas are doing is completely insane in comparison. creative streams every week that requires a lot of preparation. public art, member's only art, cute little personal websites and other creative projects, handwritten letters and cute rambly updates, a much wider variety in content in general, more interaction (especially off-stream) etc. the list goes on and on. not to mention she still hasn't completed her subathon rewards 1.5 years later despite only having to do a fraction of them since most people pulled out due to the meltdown she had about the wheel. shondo has the potential to do so much more because she's, according to herself, just sitting in front of her computer anyway. but she doesn't want anything to do with us, that's what it boils down to. she's not excited by the idea of interacting with us and she doesn't love us enough to make things for us anymore. what other explanation is there? 2024 shondo is a zero effort chuuba who receives a disproportionate amount of love and support, which definitionally means she's still taking us for granted.

>>72377215
The emotional labor of gfe is very taxing

>>72366672
ok groomer

>>72375622
>>72377215
>>72373367

>>72377251
>>72374891
it's their death throws, they're in full damage control

>>72375622
People will say that but the person that had the most influence on her behavior is divorced right now. How are those people manipulating her when she is doing exactly the opposite of what they want?

>>72377353
its shover

>>72377367
i only say they're trying to, she's being a good girl about it right now

>>72377215
shes giving her life 2 da klub

I don’t know her well enough to speculate what’s going on how she’s feeling. All I know is that I care about her and will continue to support her through whatever tumult is going on behind the scenes. :) LOTR was a lot of fun and I enjoyed spending time with her. I hope this week is a good time too :)

>>72377566
stop pretending to be me faggot. same tho, word for word.
>captcha: RAAD
i hope everything will be raad, captcha…i really do

>>72377353
What do you think these posts have in common

>>72377215
>still taking us for granted
Essentially yes thats what shondo is still doing even after what she went through in december, vowing to never take us for granted again.
There are so many hours in a day yet she still can't offer a few minutes to talk and interact with us or give us small updates and goodnight or goodmorning tweets.

>>72377215
She could be with a rich chad right now but she gave it all up to hang out with some creepy nerds. Brings a tear to my eye

>>72359160
look how cute she looks in her little glasses! so studious…yet free spirited…

>>72378249
>so studious…yet free spirited…
peak

Will she play DOA again? It's not on the schedule.

>>72378603
1 ban experience means probably no

I don’t care if she has cold clammy hands I still want to hold them. I have a weak heart and poor circulation so my hands are always cold too. We can have cold hands together

give me a prompt

>>72378944
FallenShadow lures you into the woods under the false pretense of nature sex but she eats your spleen

>>72378944
FallenShadow creates a Shonestown and ritual sacrifices, cannibalism, mass suicide in her honor.

FallenShadow sleep paralysis demon but you take the wind out of her sails. “But you’re so cute!” Rizz her from bed and she ends up stroking your hair until you fall asleep. You now have a (fallen) guardian Angel

>>72378944
Sure thing mouzGPT. Search google for a list of the tallest structures near you with public access; pick one, then jump off the top of it

>>72361174
Literally this, she is growing into a WOMAN now, she is prioritizing other things. Be happy while it lasted.

>>72379303
I love my aging womanly child daughter sister wife no matter what she turns into

>>72348339
She stopped the empath thing after the autism tests on stream
When watching the vod I took the same tests and got similar scores to her, one i got higher than her and on one I scored lower

Shondo is an empath. She knows exactly how to dig her claws into me so deep that I couldnt think about leaving. Then she slowly breaks me down until its almost enough to break her spell, and then love bombs to bring me all the way back. Her claws go deeper every single day, and I can never leave
I wouldnt have it any other way

>>72378944
FallenShadow is conquered by big black cock live on stream during our anniversary stream

>>72359938
I kneel, when I saw it on the schedule that's the first thing I thought of

>>72362361
SyadouOmegaLUL

>>72369054
Those replies... my sides...

Shadow, I love you from the bottom of heart, and I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do to make you happier when you need it. I’m sorry for missing you when you want to be left alone. I’m sorry for not being good at art, so I can’t make you something that you’ll like. But I’ll try to learn so that maybe, someday, I can make you smile.

what is bitch waffling about
https://twitter.com/SenecaCiudad/status/1772842179070730689

>>72379547
it's easier to quit heroin than it is to quit Shondo!

>>72380060
donate me more money

this is starting to affect me
i can feel the brainworms growing

Shondo it's getting really hard to keep up my cool guy persona when all I want to do is scream I love you at the top of my lungs

>>72379033

>>72380499
I thought she was grabbing my balls for a second

>>72380499
Wicked, I like it

>>72380369
Genuinely, I don’t donate to her. I’m saving it up to support us and besides, I really don’t trust her with finances. Plus shadowmama wants a rich son-in-law; if I give all of my money to Shadow right now, then there’s no reason to be (actually) married. And I believe her when she says you can’t buy a wife (I know, I sound delusional).

now that you mention it shondo with her tiny, cold, hand gripped around your nuts would be really erotic. a frail girl you could kill in one punch has an unfitting amount of power of you. and she's completely unpredictable.

>>72380499
Oh hell yeah!

>>72380680
shadowmama is the end goal, shondo is just mid boss

>streaming for 3 years
My only regret is that I didn’t find her sooner! I love this girl!

>>72381682
same, imagine how much sissy hypno we missed out on

>>72382374
why did he draw her pooping through her pants

>>72382374
>Shondo clogs the toilet with her 16in (40.64cm) boa constrictor shits

>>72375622
That's some peak projection. Spread your vile toxin somewhere else. It's repulsive.

what if she debuts her new outfit today and we finally get the merch drop

>>72380121
A NIGGER!?

>>72382374
Haha she pooped her pants

remember the end of the valentines day stream?

>>72383954
What about it? Just wanna remind me of better times?

what if Shondo rubbed her oiled feet on the ASMR mic haha that'd be so wild!

I have a question for the dooming
how do you cope with the random middle of the night 100 person discord watchalong chat being almost as fast as regular chat
even as a high 3 view chat was way slower than that

>>72378220
I'm a rich creepy nerd, why doesn't she spend time with me?

>>72384245
a-anon thst was like 2 months ago

i was full of hope but that hope is being eroded

>>72383197
OK groomer

Bed rotting with shondo. Sleeping or cuddling for 16 hours a day.
Occasional getting up for a meal or to watch a movie before going back to the bed, no goals in life

>>72384490
All of us are trying to secure a fraction of a second of attention from her and to drown out every other shogga, ultimately even if she dropped to 2view the chat would probably still be almost as fast as it is now. Its over for comfy times, we are truly in menhera era now.

>>72384913
i made this post except we watch films in bed also

>>72384979
This is basically my life right now if I'm not working, or watching stream. Just laying in bed cuddling my shondaki
I think I might be depressed

>>72384913
this but after 1 day she gets bored and hops out of the window into the seat of her bfs lambo

>>72354908
Something is always wrong. /shon/ is one of the most schizophrenic generals on /vt/, don't take it too seriously

Fallen Shadow make me happy and I love her

>>72384490
>>72384944
I've just become a lurker and occasionally chat and try to enjoy stream without interacting. It's ok but nowhere near as fun as even just 6-8 months ago

Iproe stop stealing my ideas, I posted here about drawing hunneychu to make shondo jealous

>>72384944
Wait....Are we the baddies?
Would if get better if every shoggah had to take a tranquilizer before streams?

>>72385316
thats the wrong penguinslut
shondo is after nootie now

>>72385428
Gosh darn it, I'm behind on my grooming reps

>>72383012
This is why she is now interested in bee bee see. She needs something to plug the gape and stop the stream

>>72385043
/shon/is always right

>>72385788
there is always one schizo who is correct. unfortunately you must find him among the 1000 other schizos who are wrong

>>72384490
what do you mean how do i cope with that? we've already established, thanks to the pastebinbro, that basically 15-20 people accounts for most of the chats being sent. if those same people show up in the discord watchalongs it's obviously going to be just as spammy. it's not that deep

>>72384490
When’s the last time she’s had one of these? I’m paranoid my notifications aren’t working and I miss out on them.

>>72384944
>all of us are trying to secure a fraction of her attention
speak for yourself. I send two messages a stream and only communicate via resub message once a month. I'm just vibing my shogga.

>>72385373
it would get better with some slowmode as spam prevention to stop people from needlessly sending multiple chats that could have been 1 or spamming emotes

shondo examining your morning wood, poking at it and sniffing it, measuring it against her tummy

>>72384944
is one chat every 90 secs excessive?
that’s been my average and I feel like it’s not spamming but what do i know

>>72385858
i hover around 0.7-1% or so, chatting any more than that seems incredibly exhausting

>>72385946
we had slowmode for 1 day, and even tho people liked it she removed it

>>72385373
>>72385946
she should just add "Don't spam" as a chat rule and have mods enforce it heavily in the beginning and this would be quelled. because that's what it is, it's literally just spam. there's nothing of value in like 95% of neosky's chats. no offense to him and others are of course the same, i'm just saying. her chat is fast which people think is this incredible thing, but it's also one of the most worthless chats i've ever seen in the vtubing space.

>>72385879
vampires suck was the last discord movie watch along

>>72386074
ty

>>72385958
she would be disappointed when she finds my pale twig. she needs a nice thick ebony log

>>72386045
someone probably DMed her about it, or she took it away out of spite or some sort of twitch metric. maybe a barbie asked and told her to take it away

i think ive reached the point where my goal is become an art husband, putting out drawings for her every few weeks.
50-100 chat messages each stream when i feel like interacting with her since she doesnt want to talk outside of stream anymore

>>72386066
Scared

>>72386066
they dont enforce rules now, so what makes you think adding another will help?

>>72386074
AKA the sissy hypno watchalong

>>72386045
>>72386142
Looked like she didn't like how we stopped reacting to stuff she said and instead saved our messages for things that would get read by her only

>>72386278
there was still plenty of that, check the vod

>>72386278
She likes having chat be a sea of syadouOMEGALUL and Scared

>>72386172
This is what she wants, non parasocial artists who are happy with being demoted to chat. Probably got advised to drop the larp by her friends. That one anon said a few times that Olivia would save this marriage, but in reality she and the other Barbies are going to destroy it.

i think the easiest way to her heart would be to show up and chat a lot on streams that genuinely interest you content-wise, then fuck off until the next stream like that comes around. never donating. never subbing. not even following, because i think she'd find that funny and get a kick out of it. maybe even give you extra attention in an attempt to get you to follow her, like turning it into a bit of a game. never interact on twitter or anywhere else. play hard to get. you'd stand out immediately because everyone else acts like the most desperate simp imaginable and have no personalities of their own. all they're doing is displaying to her how meaningless their own lives are, which is hardly an attractive trait.

>>72386278
Since the pastebin anon started counting emote vs non emote messages Ive stopped using emotes so much

>>72386337
she would still be my wife and I love her dearly I just dont want to participate in the rat race anymore. im so tired of it

>>72386341
Maybe if you did this 2 years ago. Past the subathon shes been too big for that

>>72386278
it was on 10second slow mode ffs that would barely ever affect even top 10-50 chatters. you would have to be a neosky level chatter to be impacted. does anyone know if he complained? hes a big gifter every stream

>>72386457
he was the only person to complain iirc, everyone else said it was good
Plus his gifted subs are in SEA money and she barely makes anything off of him

>>72386341
the easiest way to her heart is to be a DJ at da klub

>>72386341
lol, lmao

I say I want her to be happy no matter what — that I’d prefer her to have a wonderful life even if it meant I’d never be a part of it — yet every time I think about that happening for real, my soul gets crushed.

>>72386437
nah, the bigger she is the more effective this would be. small streamers are more easy to win over with gift subs or donos or just by sheer dedication. for big streamers breaking the pattern is the best way to stand out. step out of the massive wall of static and become a person that appears interesting to her. no, replying within 1 second to every tweet she ever posts, spamming syadouLove 24/7 in chat and on discord etc isn't an interesting person. anyone could fairly accurately deduce what a person like that is like without even asking them.

>>72386731
i didnt make this post, if she isnt happy with me i would sooner she be unhappy

remember when she posted pics of the breakfast she cooked? good times

>>72386858
that was last week

>>72386834
You should try out this strategy, see how far you get shoomfie

>>72386494
based SEAmaxxer

>>72386902
good ol' times

>>72385195
I made this post

I think there should be a lottery drawing ranked by sub length. When you win your name gets picked you get removed from the pool. Only that person is allowed to chat with Shondo for 3-5 minutes. Repeat until every chatter has gotten their personal attention from Shondo. If you get nervous and want to forfeit your time you say “no thank you” and it goes to the next person.

>>72386989
Should go by inverse sub length. Oldfags have had their time in the sun already

I think there should be a lottery with only my name in it and the winner gets to show Shondo how romantic kissing can be.

I watched fallenshadow vods for the first time a week ago. Today I watched up to two towers of the LOTR watch along. It was good. She is funny. I was curious to see this thread. I should not have been. I am a voddie, but you lot are irredeemable. This is quite pitiful. I wonder, how many of you can genuinely call yourselves grown men, without a hint of self-delusion? Do you shy away from making eye contact with your own reflection out of shame? Or is it self-loathing? Your taste in chuuba is fine, why can't you comport yourselves like fine men to suit? Don't do what's best for your oshi. Do what's best for the you who is best for your oshi. Be the fan she deserves.
Good day.

>>72386858
the good old days

>>72386858
That "tradwifemaxxing cooking arc" is done now. We're back to the off-stream drought and getting no updates about anything other than being tweeted at.

Can't wait for her to talk about for BA for 3 hours. I wish she could've just tweeted about it instead. Zatsu will be pain for non BA players

>>72387329
Oh fuck you're right she hasnt talked about the anime once yet

>>72387329
it's a collab today retard

>>72387427
read the fucking announcement tweet retard

cuddling with shondo on the settee while watching films, she says she has to go nose powder but you dont let her go. she thinks its cute at first and you playfully argue back and forth but you still wont let her leave. she starts to get more and more desperate, wriggling and fidgeting faster and more frantically. begins to be a lot more stern yet panicked in tone, demands you let her go but you just grip her even tighter, one arm across her chest, the other around her neck now. she starts crying, says she hates you and you feel a warm trickle on the outside of your clothes. you force her to look at you and kiss her deeply while a puddle starts forming under the pair of you

>>72387458
why do you like pee

>>72387455
yeh haha before the collab its gonna be 3 hours of archive lol

>>72387458
I hate that I think this is so hot now

>>72387087
this but actually i snuck my name into the lottery instead

>>72387135
Tell her this with your first message on stream today, she will love it.

I hope she doesn’t think I wrote that

>>72387497
its only hot in fiction

>>72387135
Jesse

>>72387582
gay?

I think it would be cute if she tradmaxxed every day to restore her forest tree to full strength. Can't have the tree withering

>>72387515
breaking someones spirit and being in control has always been hot, the embarrassment is just a compounding feature

Forest Tree needs to be the fucking man of the house and stop being a burden on our wife and his big sister. She cannot handle her own burdens, she cannot handle ours and trying to take on his is just furthering her own self-neglect.

>>72387682
I'm actually concerned for tuffnars husband, if shondo thinks he is skinny then he must be really thin

>>72387455
yep, says there's a collab. what did you want me to see?

>>72387135
>Be the fan she deserves
this is where you lost it, we are not her fans, we are her husbands

>>72387833
nothing, I don't expect anything more from you since you can't read

>>72387833
that she starts before the women join?

>>72387885
i said there's a collab, you disagreed and told me to read her announcement tweet, which says there's a collab. are you having a stroke?

I’m trying to dwarf max for Shondo but my beard is patchy. I don’t have an axe. I missed ren fest this year and I’d prefer to have something hand made. In lieu of practicing with a battle axe I’ve been swinging my dad’s old sledge hammer I found in the garage.

>>72387917
nta but u might be retarded

>>72387978
microneedle your face, or failing that use sandpaper

>>72387978
swing it into your own head

>>72387994
by saying there's a collab when there's a collab? what is happening?

>he thinks she was pushing the dwarfmaxxing because she wants that in a man and not to continue mocking her manlet husbands
ngmi

>>72387797
is shadowmamam his bnig ister

i find it pretty funny how many people replied to her stream tweet today and made it more about them than shondo

>>72388154
I'm more important

>>72388154
I checked the chat logs and realized my comments during stream were mostly about myself. Yuck. If I was Shondo I wouldn’t like me either!

in 1 hours!! blue archive sensei celebration!!

>>72388036
okay, I’ll spell it out for you, congratz:
3hr BA zatsu is gonna suck
>theres a collab retard (>implying that there will be no BA zatsu because of the collab)
read the announcement (the announcement says she will stream before the collab starts, so the zatsu will still happen)
>erm i read the announcement and it says there will be a collab (aka i am too stupid to understand what you are saying and have to have it spelled out for me)

>>72388466
that's a big problem for you because you're boring, but not for me. I'm interesting and cool and she loves reading me when I talk about myself

>>72377367
who was meant by this

>>72388526
fleece

>>72388551
by what metric exactly...? I mean admittedly the most critical husbands are the ones she seemed to begrudgingly appeal to for no reason but I'd still wager orange or abcs having more influence

>>72388514
You need to stop saying this, Pancake.

Sometimes I forget that some of you are being serious and not posting ironic silly things

>>72388551
the most influential is King D, he singlehandedly brainwashed her into his fechi

>>72388617
He's the reason she stopped interacting offstream with us so much. I could add 2 more people that had a big influence on the way she interact with us right now that are not here anymore.
Abcs and Orange didn't influence her much. Maybe abcs did when he whined about her talking in offline chat.

scroooling twitter and a cute tweet from the imitation came up. why does shondo hate us now

>>72388731
I might be genuinely going insane but I remember him saying in chat something along the lines of "i've been trying to groom you for over a year" and she read it out laughing saying "try harder!!". What the actual fuck.

How much does it cost to have her use your art on her shedule? I noticed it's only oilers who get on it and I can throw some ash her way too for the exposure.

>>72388753
he's kinda far from the only retard to look for offense in everything but I suppose so
the things he actually whined about she mostly ignored though
you can point to him as maybe the most sensitive of them but it's an overall culture that developed not just the loudest retard

>>72388680
its ok, im not really into nose powder

>>72388849
10k bits minimum, but it doesnt have to be all at once

>>72388849
your stupid

>>72388924
you’re * retard

God I love how she looks in this

>>72388964
i dont like you're tone boy
better watch yourself or i will send bapy after you

>>72389088
another funny meme here that was ruined because it was brought up in chat

>>72389061
The Aryan Goddess she was meant to be.

>>72389156
I will be her smallest soldier

>>72389282
im for sure her smallest soldier if we're talking about pp size

>>72389400
i'm for sure her biggest soldier if we're talking about fat fucking faggots

>3 years anniversary
I didn't realize that I've been watching her for 2/3s of her streaming career

>>72389400
>>72389508
both of these made me laugh

ive been watching her all day, im basically the biggest favourite now

>>72389136
It's still funny you're just a jaded grouch.

>>72389136
bapy's gonna get you if you dare call his meme unfunny

She is gonna drop the larp soon, graduate on May 1st. Xive won.