/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

just fucking kill me already, even the ritual posters are dead

Sex with a fembud.

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>72333205
>What are the biggest moments with Gura these past 7 months?
... uh, hello? Dino Gura Palworld mod? That stream was fucking glorious, and PoopyDooDooBoy will go down in history as an absolute king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8g0HWn-Zas

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>72334426
Don't do it, Gura needs your money

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>>72334426
>>72334628 (me)
Sorry for the delay bud, I was autistically combing warosu to find the picrel for this post >>72334557

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I no longer feel grateful for her buying a KU100. It was pennies to her. The $9k it cost isn't even a drop in the bucket compared to how much money she makes from all these things like the Sendai and Sushiro collabs and constantly shilling overpriced merch like this.
I don't even think I want ASMR from her anymore.

I don't understand the fuzzy fetishists. Why lust after an aquatic loli if you want pubes?

>>72334557
That was fun, but it wasn't bigger than the Sendai or sushiro collabs.

Your watch is crap

>>72333205
I will never become a Gura anti, but I do wish that she would just graduate and move on with her life to whatever makes her happy if she is truly unhappy streaming now. It would be healthier for both herself and us fans to be able to move on. As painful as it would be to rip the band-aid off like that it would feel better than the current situation where it feels like she's basically gone already but we're left strung along endlessly wondering if things will ever go back to the way they were. False hope is the deadliest thing.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>72334272
New thread, so I must ask again. Is it true that Gura has sex with dogs?

>>72334799
Now this is actually just a straight up anti post. As annoyed and disappointed as I am, I'll always take what she gives us and I'm looking forward to the KU100 ASMR.

Dino gura is big

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>72334799
I'll forgive her if she gives me a wet willy

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>72334893
For the fucking last time, Holo is not just a fucking streamer.

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>72334922
She's white, so...

>>72334893
It appears that making money makes her happy

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>72334839
I developed a bushi pucci fetish. I blame kiara for suggesting that gura does not shave

Day 38! Give it up for day 38!

Remember to not bite the bait. Even if you think you can dunk hard on them.

The new merch is not my thing but I hope it does well.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

>>72334864
>your watch
I will never own one, not even if someone offered to give me one for free. To me, it's a symbol of how little she cares about or empathizes with us at this point. Releasing this merch after disappearing and cutting off all communication yet again was heatless and tone-deaf.
It's increasingly clear that all she cares about is money.

>yesterday wish gura had a backpack to buy because really desperately need one.
>holy shit backpack merch!!!!!
>$200... two hundred fucking dollars...
if this isn't proof the universe personally fucking hates me, i don't know what is. i'm happy for those that can afford it and i'm glad gura is doing classy good quality merch, but fuck man.

>>72335207
I'll buy two watches now

>>72335018
>>72335081
God I love this shark

Are we even sure that Gura?

>>72335227
>gura is doing classy good quality merch
It's low quality merch that's overpriced

>>72335130
it's not really a but plug, it's more of a dildo or like anal beads. your initial post confused me, she never showed an actual buttplug or buttplug looking device. The device she showed wouldn't be for plugging, but for rapid in and out movement. If she did it fast enough she could probably cum from anal.

>>72335308
I'll buy three watches now

Is Gura?

>>72335308
i would have paid $60, maybe even $80 for a backpack...

>>72335227
The backpack isn't as insulting to me as that fucking walmart quality hoodie lol

>>72335328
Guras actual buttplug

>>72335367
the two time back to back? no, i think thats someone else

>>72335044
No one said it was JUST anything, but the fact that she goes multiple months at a time without streaming, comes back for a couple weeks, and then goes away for months again, and isn't even releasing original music or anything in the meantime, it says a lot.

Most of the other hololive girls manage to stream several times more than that while still doing all of the concerts and merch deals and music and other idol stuff. Fact is that I don't care about merchandise when she's not a presence that's around anymore. None of the stuff excited me because it's like, oh look, more reminders of the cute shark girl that I never see anymore. It's just painful rather than exciting.

At the same time, if she's not enjoying streaming anymore and wants to give up on it, I don't want her to feel forced to do it just to appease the fans. I want Gura to do what makes her happy. If she WANTS to stream but is just unable to, it would be nice to see more communication. Members posts, tweets, anything. I know she says she doesn't want to say things to make her members worry, but leaving us completely in the dark isn't really helping either.

If the merch tweets are the Cover managers just releasing stuff that's been in the works for awhile, I wish they would be more clear about that and say "Gura is currently on a break for her health" or something instead of this current situation. It's just bad optics and it feels bad.

>>72334628
samen

>>72335374
>>72335375
>>72335425
I'm buying 6 watches now

didn't read.

didn't

>>72335330
and I am sure you will post proof
>>72335374
that's probably what the actual price is for that kind of backpack

>>72335425
Most other girls are not Gura, so??? How about you fuck off, then?

>>72335502
Retarded post

>>72334893
It doesn't feel like she's gone. It feels like she's stabbing me every single day while making millions off the support and love we all gave her.
We're nothing but wallets to her now. She was gone for months and comes back with sponsored collab after collab after collab that I can't even go to or enjoy in any way while releasing new merch every other week.
I've never felt less loved by her.
She clearly doesn't want to spend time with us.
I don't know anymore.

>>72335519
No need to label yourself like that.

>>72335375
i'm just sad because since the hololive concert coming to my country, i realised i needed a backpack for going to conventions and concerts. So i looked up Gura themed backpacks, and they were cute and i wanted them but they were all fake merch. I need a backpack. Then gura releases a fucking backpack, and i can't afford it. It's my own fault, my own bad decisions and lack of work ethic that left me too poor to afford it. I wouldn't bat an eye at giving gura that money, i wouldn't hesitate, if i HAD the money. the universe has it out for me.

>>72335520
I like watching you suffer weakbud

I'd buy the watch if I wasn't also buying pc parts at the moment.

I wanted to write her a letter yesterday but I don't know what to write about and I'm feeling very neglected.

>>72334948
Yeah I'm a sullen cunt but I'll be damned if hearing her says she bought it didn't get me excited.

>>72335591
Send her anthrax

No one's falling for the "woe is us" larp.

>>72335591
fart in the envelope.

>>72335520
See this is the level of cynicism I won't sink to. Because I watched the streams when she was back briefly and there were authentic moments of Gura saying she missed chat, she thinks about chat, she has plans for the future, and there was genuine excitement about FES in the twitter space. And I know that some of you are going to say she's just lying and doesn't really care and it's all an act to sell merch, but I don't believe that, I can tell when people are putting on an act and Gura has never been a good liar. She's pretty honest with us when she does say things, she just... doesn't say much during these black out periods. That's the only real issue.

So many fembuds in denial.

>>72335674
Careful there. He's going to called you names and say he's the only real fan here.

>>72335691
This but also you should do that no matter what your letter says.

>>72335578
It's surreal seeing someone repost my OC from like the first week of myth all these years later.

>>72330033
>there are zero drama associations, it's ideal for hololive to cultivate that further
Yeah I'm sure getting Gura's fans to resent her for these disappearances is great for her image. If this is really Cover's intention, then they are legitimately retarded and are just letting Gura sabotage her own image.

>I know you've been busy for a long time but it doesn't feel like it's worth it since we never get to spend any time with you
Tell Gura that when she streams

>>72335694
That has been the same since the beginning of her fucking existence, so I don't know why the retard is still complaining instead of fucking off already.

>>72335789
Yeah, getting bombed by 100 of those letters and SC sure will not make her even sadder, good idea, tard

is this the year the love died?

>>72335591
Write about how Gura is making you feel neglected. Just make sure to phrase it in a still somewhat positive way.

>>72334522
>>72334600
fuck off anti

>>72335843
No but it should be the year when you do.

>>72335858
Nah honestly I'll probably just play some videogames and pray for death like I usually do.

Shirako.

>>72335835
Doing nothing and making her feel like this behavior is acceptable hasn't made things better.

>>72334948
I like her ASMR because I love her and it makes me feel closer to her.
But how could it all not feel so fake when it's clear we don't mean anything to her at this point? We're just ATMs to her now and an hour long ASMR stream every 6 months or coming back for a couple weeks before she disappears again for months is just her spending the least amount of effort she can to keep the ATMs up and running.

>>72335835
She's getting 0, no one is gonna send any of those supas and I doubt any letters with that in there are getting through the filter.

I want to try honey-glazed salmod with saffron risotto <3

>>72335741
Its good to use old images sometimes

>>72335943
>no one is gonna send any of those supas
This anon doesn't watch a single Gura stream, she has gotten several of those supas, one of which caused the "All i can promise is to try being better..." response from Gura

>>72335755
Clearly didn't fucking work then, considering she is still the most popular holoEN. And no you and your friend spamming her comment section mean fuck all.

>>72335044
No, but streaming is how they spend time with their fans. And you can't be a holomen without streaming.
Saying it's fine for her to be a mascot means you never cared about her because it means spending time with her doesn't mean anything to you.

>>72336033
No one is gonna try anymore, I mean. This argument happens like every two days, I shouldn't have started.

>>72335945
That looks pretty good.

Gurass

>>72335189
and then you realize that they were judged by the content of their character all along...

>>72336089
Many of these arguments are actually copy pasted.

>>72336133
Your mom is copy pasted.

>>72336124
You've been slacking lately, Gurass poster.

>>72335694
>she just... doesn't say much during these black out periods. That's the only real issue.
Yes. Gura really needs to get it through her head that disappearing like this constantly is a really shitty thing to do.

>>72336204
I've been ill.

>>72336080
And she still streaming? Not much sure but she still do it from time to time.

>>72336241
Fair enough, get well soon.

It would be nice if Gura could interact with the fans at least once a week is all. Doesn't have to be something big. A short members post. A tweet or twitter space. Replying to one of her genmates.

>>72336288
I don't like consistency

IS there any proof that Gura even?

>>72336033
>several of those supas
I only really recall that one supa about communication. They really didn't happen that often if at all. Plenty of meaningless SCs about some dumb joke though.

Is Gura a brown dwarf? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCywIjuTX5E

>>72336280
Trying.

Is Gura a fembud?

t. anon with watchfag friend, he got back to me and as expected his verdict on the watch is that it is unfortunately overpriced - not that I think that's a surprise to anyone /here/
Think I'll still buy it once I've saved up for the reasons I've listed before, but not to actually wear (on rare occasions maybe)

>>72336288
Tell Gura when she gets back then.

>>72335694
>there were authentic moments of Gura saying she missed chat, she thinks about chat
I sure wish I could watch these streams from an alternative dimension where any of this was true.

>>72336470
Then he can never tell her that

>>72336209
She has been like this since the start. If you didn't manage your expectations, that's really on you.

>>72336484
Not my fault you didn't watch the palworld streams.

>>72336433
Careful, now that one guy is going to say he'll buy 10 watches! Oh nyo. But yeah, not surprising at all. It would have to be one hell of a watch to actually be worth that price.

Didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>72336513
>She has been like this since the start.
Tourist-chama, she never disappeared for such long stretches in the first year+ of holomyth

>>72335789
My feelings don't matter. If she loved us, she would stream. You can't force someone to love you. If she wanted to spend time with us, she would.

>>72336562
>>72336624
I'm going to buy 12 watches now. I love gura

There are fembuds in this thread right now.

>>72336638
I hope you actually do buy at least one watch

>>72335520
why do you have to make me sad by pointing things out like that?

>>72335843
I think it was last year, but it started in 2022 after covid travel restrictions were lifted.

I don't really watch Guras wife, but she also dissapears alot, so does Ame also only come back to shill merch?

>it was the cuckposter all along

>>72336660
I'm just joking. I'm actually saddled with a lot of debt. I don't wear watches eaither.

>>72336743
No, and she's pretty good at announcing breaks usually

>>72336699
Gura said she always wanted to have tiny little bakery, and there is one 200 yards from "there"

>>72336654
Where's fembud seeker? He'd have a field day in here.

>>72336811
>>72336803
>>72336771
>>72336750
>>72336743
>>72336699
>>72336683
>>72336654
>>72336624
>>72336598

As long as gura doesn't collab with a homo then I'm fine with everything

>>72336624
>My feelings don't matter
It won't matter because you never bother bringing it up where it actually matters. It's only really Chumbuds that are like this. Every other fannbase has no problem criticizing their oshi and telling them their feelings durectly to them.

>>72336562
>>72336624
>now that one guy is going to say he'll buy 10 watches
>I'm going to buy 12 watches now
More power to him I guess, but I did say that I plan to buy the watch anyway despite the ridiculous markup
Just think it's good that I and others know what we're paying for - namely, supporting either Gura and/or Cover

>>72336750
Its always the fucking cuckposter that starts off with the Gura hates us shtick. Every. Single. Time.

Do I watch Kiara or Ina to feel better

>>72335843
her love for us died a long time ago, not just this year

>>72336750
Not everything is him, but if you hadn't already spotted him throwing his hat in then you probably aren't here very often, he might as well have a glowing sign over his head.

>>72336598
No one was fucking talking about the length retard.

>>72335858
mane-san would 100% toss it into the shredder if you sent that in

>>72336911
>kiara
hello no

>>72336209
She knows, anon. There is no possible way she doesn't. She just doesn't care. Not about hololive, not about making music, and especially not about us.

>>72336841
Nah. Not streaming is worse. There's a reason even members how have collabedcwith them have a better reputation here than Gura now. Of course the ideal is that you don't collab with them while streaming consistently which plenty of members are perfectly able to do. Just a shame that Gura isn't one of them.

>>72337012
Homocollabing is the worst thing a holo can do. I would be pretty angry if gura did one. Not all the ghosting in the world could measure up to a homocollab.

>>72336992
Gura likes Kiara, my oshi's friend is my friend

>>72336993
Are you a fembud?

>>72336993
>She knows, anon. There is no possible way she doesn't
I think you're underestimating just how genuinely stupid this woman is. Don't make assumptions on how she thinks unless she explicitly says it.

>people would be ok with homocollabs if it meant having a stream
/ggg/ is compromised

>>72336246
She hasn't streamed in over a month. She doesn't even talk to us. I know you're ESL, but you should still be able to see how little she's around compared to every other member of hololive except shion who announced a break.

>>72337107
Gura is not stupid, she's probably autistic and definitely has serious anxiety issues, but she isn't stupid.

>>72337012
*members who have collabed with them

>>72336750
no shit, no actual chumbie is THIS dramatic over manager dropping a shill tweet

>>72337180

>>72337154
Yet gura is better than all of them.
Says a lot about the other girls doesn't it

>>72337136
Streams have always been the most important thing, especially to people here. Don't deny it.

>>72337136
ever since the tweet shitty tourist are shitting up the place, no shit it's compromised

>>72337268
get the fuck out deadshit

>>72337268
You are not welcome here homolover

>>72337154
And they are not fucking Gura? Why do you keep bringing other girls?

>>72337136
Honestly I'm almost at that point. Like not quite, but, I don't know, if it was one of the really obviously gay homos who clearly doesn't pose a threat because he's only interested in sucking cock, I might consider being okay with it if it meant we got a Gura stream. MAYBE.

>>72337304
>Only tourists thinks streams are the most important
Well then you might as well call everyone in threads like Global tourists, since that's what they believe.

>>72337395

>>72337154
she'll be back after her trip like last year bro, you're acting like she just straight up disappeared after the last stream

>>72336911
For me it’s Fauna and Mumei but it looks like neither of them are streaming today.

>>72337395
I don't think I'd enjoy watching a gay fruity boy streamer

>>72337468
I just asked about those two because they're both live right now.

gura is bald and squishy

>>72336246
Gura has streamed about 12 times in the last half year, the lowest of anyone in hololive by far.
She doesn't even tweet or post member posts either. She just doesn't care about her fans. That isn't what hololive is about.
They are supposed to stream. Gura even calls herself a streamer. But she doesn't.

>>72337395
oh fuck off, even a collab with ame has people like you MELTING it isn't a solo, imagine a homo collab

>>72337063
And Kiara also got her sick and cared more about Ame being gone for a week compared to Gura being gone for months. Kiara is a pretty shitty friend to Gura outside of being a translator.

>>72337538
>Doesn't stream
>12 times in the last half year
Are you retarded by any chance?

>>72337546
I'm the last person to complain about Gurame collabs chumbro. That said, you're right that there would still be a ridiculous meltdown and it wouldn't be worth it. I don't actually want to see a homocollab. I'm just saying, that's how much I miss Gura.

>>72337538
>gura is not a streamer
>gura has only streamed
so she is one, glad you agree

>>72337538
>That isn't what hololive is about.
They are supposed to stream. Gura even calls herself a streamer. But she doesn't.
Tell Gura this then.

>>72337429
I value the idea that HoloEN should be an all girls club. That is non-negotiable

>>72337515
Eh, Ina’s playing FGOslop and frankly Kiara does nothing for me. I’m gonna watch Nerissa for my daily dose of white girls.

>>72336513
No she wasn't, you lying newfag.
Things have literally never been this bad. What the ever ling fuck are you talking about? She disappeared for 5 fucking months and she wouldn't even talk to us even when she did a couple collabs on other people's channels. She has never been like this before.

>>72337395
I'm in pure agony, but I'd never stoop so low as to accept homo collabs, also this is a slippery slope, there's no way it would stop at that and you know that.

>>72337724
Hololive is all about cute girls making sounds. Doesn't matter how much they stream

>>72337724
and she'll stream when she gets back, just like last year

gura had been gone for like 6 months and I think she got 50k for palworld? 20k+ or so for the other streams she did after, the woman is popular to maintain that level of support

>>72337746
>Being this new
Nigga pls

>>72337726
Well, Hololive Global doesn't seem to think so. They only care about is streams. They don't care how much an EN member collabs with males, so long as they stream consistently.

>>72337746
don't reply to the falseflagger pls.

>>72337746
>Things have literally never been this bad
I was promised new content 8 years ago, before that she had a 2 year long ghosting period, came back and said new content was on it's way. Cumbuds crying over a couple of weeks ghosting? Try 8 years

>>72337826
as much as antis seethe /here/ her fanbase can wait for her forever, she is that special

>>72337746
>Things have literally never been this bad
They've been this bad for like a year with a few weeks of relief from the pain interspersed in there.

>>72337765
>also this is a slippery slope, there's no way it would stop at that and you know that.
It would be a bad precedent to set I agree.

On the other hand if anyone was going to do it one time and then literally never mention it again it would be Gawr "huhaha what do you mean build atlantis?" Gura, lul.

>>72337862
then go there and stay there

>>72337862
Global also watches a lot of kiara. It became very female heavy in recent times. Old global moved to /#/

>>72337862
Is the majority of their content collab with male? No? Then it's no fucking different compared to when they are streaming something I don't like.

>>72337970
>Old global moved to /#/
Grim as fuck

>>72337765
I can pretend to be a homo if you would accept me playing with Gura?

>>72337862
Good one.

>>72338048
it's the same bot everyday

WIDIAN GOLD II SAHARA

gawr gura is like a disney character now,
she's hololive ENs mote likeable and recognizable, of course they want to make sponsorship deals and do merch with her name

Which stream did Gura say she bought something that supposedly should smell like "girls room", Gura said she was curious what a girls room smells like so she bought it

Gura is a Vocaloid.

>>72337974
So now it's okay to collab with males so long as it isn't a majority of their content?

I guess, I love my mickey mouse wife so much...

>>72338100
It's not, I'm still pretty sure the guy who was actually botting gave up, from how he tried manually starting an argument over....something, and then giving up and saying he failed to sway opinion in here. Can't remember, I was honestly way more pissed off about Starfield at the time.

>>72338100
You wish, I'm just awake for like 24 hours and decide that arguing with retards here is a good ideal.

>>72338342
nta. It's never okay and never will be okay, all homos should be put to death. all homocollabers should be beaten and shamed.

if you care about homos in any way, positive or negative, you need to go outside

>>72338342
I just don't watch it, no different than the rare Japanese stream that I can't watch or understand.

>>72338514
>you need to go outside
To many homos outside

>>72338559
if you truly loved your oshi, you'd feel betrayed if she collabed with a homo.

>>72335174
A bit late for that

Why can't she just make everyone happy and stream?

>>72337862
No they don't

>>72336849
I think everyone knows that Gura would hate anyone bringing it up and that's why no one does.
Besides, there's really no point.
There's no way she doesn't understand how painful it is and how everyone wants her to be around more. She's even said she understands and that she "wants to do better", but then things only get worse and worse. She just has no interest streaming or being with her fans. You can't force her to care about us. She doesn't even need money anymore, so we can't even buy her time.

>>72338621
And talking to other males off-stream is okay because? It's literally pointless. Just look at the green whore for an example.

>>72336750
>"It's all one guy", he says while crying.

>>72338621
yeah, but you know if someone other than my oshi does it's like whatever, kinda sucks if you oshi her tho

>>72338514
Spot the newfag.

Did you come from reddit?

>>72338634
she likes to see your misery

>>72338815
That's you guys. Nobody used to care this much about them.

>>72338879
Ah, you're a sister

>>72338818
But that's not Gura, retard.

>>72337065
I can think of something much worse than collabing with males on stream: collabing with them off-stream.

>>72338818
>knows a cuck twitter account and saves a picture of it
peak projection hours

>>72338926
That's some pot calling the kettle black shit.

>>72338934
I know, Gura doesn't do the tech domme and blackmail request...

>>72338964
It really isn't. I actually think you don't know what it means.

>>72337107
She has literally talked multiple times about how she knows we wish we could see her more and how she knows she should communicate more. What did you even think it meant when she said that?

>>72337065
Anon pls have you already forgotten the shit Rushia pulled?

>>72338955
I don't actually, I just stole it from /here

>>72337225
If a girl is better than the others, but hates you and wants nothing to do with you, do you still pursue her?

Did niji do something dumb again?

>>72337268
You're correct, but saying this makes braindead yesbuds really mad.

*wheeze*

>>72337390
I get to see Gura just as much as the other girls, and I don't even watch them at all.

>>72339154
When has gura ever said that she hates you?

I remember the sweet days of coming home from a hard day at work and either have a Gura VOD to watch or a frame to pick up later that day, i miss those days :( Nothing to bring me up from the agony of life anymore :(

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were -- I have not seen
As others saw -- I could not bring
My passions from a common spring --
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow -- I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone --
And all I lov'd -- I lov'd alone --
Then -- in my childhood -- in the dawn
Of a most stormy life -- was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still --
From the torrent, or the fountain --
From the red cliff of the mountain --
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold --
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by --
From the thunder, and the storm --
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view --

>>72334948
>I'm looking forward to the KU100 ASMR.
NTA, big NTA, I love her ASMR, I desperately want more, I'm hopeful too, but after the last time she talked about buying a KU100 I'll believe it when I hear it.

I just ate my Wendys nacho chicken borgar

>>72339458
cringe

>>72335264
Can I have the extra?

I lay at wake wondering if the janitor saved Guras fingernail, maybe he kept it in a jar all these years?

>>72337429
>>72337726
>>72337862
One of you is trying to say that anyone who wants her to stream consistently must be a homobeggar from global, while the other is saying they don't care if she doesn't stream ever again as long as she doesn't collab with males.
You're both fucking retarded.
It's a moot point anyways, because Gura has never shown any interest collabing with holostars or male ecelebs.
The reason she doesn't stream has nothing to do with male collabs. It's incredibly weird that either of you would frame it that way.

>>72339735
Nyo. I'm going to flex my wealth buy wearing 20 gura watches.

>>72339791
I was just responding to the anon that says homocollabs aren't the worst thing that could happen. it is

>>72339458
Based poetrybud. Ignore the other chumbie.
Constructive criticism: I think
>And the cloud that took the form
Should’ve been
>And the cloud that taketh form
would sound cooler

>>72339791
>or male ecelebs
NTA but are you new here? What about that dude with a dick she actually "collabed" with, he happened to not be there for the actual collab but she was there AND she has talked about him both before and after the homo collab

Don't remember his name though, but he is about to retire, he announced it a couple of month ago, whats is name that Gura homo-collabed with?

>>72337629
>>72337711
Your father might have been there when you were born and maybe even when you were little, but after he left you and your whore mother, you probably wouldn't say he's around or even consider him to be your dad.
Do you get it now, since that analogy is probably more relatable to certain people like you?

>>72336433
Tell your friend post a similar quality watch under the same specifications at around $40-$80. I can bring up 10 different watches different brands with cheaper materials for over $100 or same material for over $300. It’s definitely a bit overpriced but he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I’ll even give an example
https://www.fossil.com/en-us/products/minimalist-three-hand-brown-leather-watch/FS5551.html
VS.
https://us.super-groupies.com/products/gawr-gura-model-watch-hololive-english

I even made sure it was the same quartz movement type (not brand). Everything is about the same except size which would cost an extra $40. That leather watch, which is naturally cheaper than metal, is $130 at base but your friend claims the Gura one shouldn’t pass $120. He’s probably been getting ripped off for years thinking he’s an expert

I gotta be honest with you, chumbies...
I love Gura...

>>72336841
It’s why I am secure to

>>72337012
>Plenty
You can’t even name 10 newfag

Slow down you dorks

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>72339800
And wear them when she streams, just like how we all used to wear our ninja headband when a new episode of Naruto was on.

>>72337840
Go find me a time in 2020, 2021, or even 2022 when she just disappeared for over a month without a single fucking word, you larping asshat.

Child

>>72339154
Nothing a little correction can't fix T u T

>>72340410
her disappearances started near the end of 2022 though

>>72340173
His name is/was MatPat, and yeah, i don't know why people claim Gura has never homo-collabed or even shown an interest in a male eceleb when she clearly has

>>72337225
I don’t know why the arlong in the back killed me. Also gura cute

>>72337974
Spoken like a true cuck. Get the fuck out of here.

>>72340190
Took you 30 minutes to write that retarded analogy that's not even close to being similar?

>>72340223
Same. I don't know why they can't understand.

>>72340506
Gura also mentioned SmallAnt during one of her Pokemon rants, plenty of homos for Gura

>>72337789
Take your whore to global

You know, sometimes I'm thankful for the cuckposter, I'll feel down or depressed about how things are going, and then I'll read one of his retarded posts, and my absolute disdain for him makes my love for Gura flare up even brighter than normal out of pure spite for him.

>>72338634
Because streaming doesn't make her happy, anon.

i miss her so much that it hurts

when did i get this parasocial?

i wasn't like this before

>>72338766
If you think Gura is secretly dating or married, then why are you even here?

>>72340813
Because it's his fetish.

>>72340714
That sound alot like your love for her and happiness is partially codependent on cuckposting, which I personally find way worse than being depressed or lacking faith, but you do you.

Gura fullfilled her dream of moving into a mediaval larp village without internet, thats why she hasn't been streaming

The male e-celeb discourse is stupid anyway. If you actually knew anything about showbiz you would know if anyone is fucking Gura behind the scenes its producers and wealthy investors

MY wife

>>72340813
Projection much?

>>72340813
>then why are you even here?
I never know if these comments are serious or not? Is it troll? Is it a joke? What are these? Why wouldn't people be here? How would that determine if people are here or not? What?

>>72340506
The guys married, to a woman?, and it was prerecorded they didn’t actually interact. She literally said she didn’t get to meet him schizo

>>72340782
same desu sometimes I regret falling on love with her, because it's causing me immense pain when she's gone like this, but when she's actually here I'm immensely happy, like I never was before.

Cuckposters' fetish is somehow 100x worse than ryonabud's.

>>72336433
>verdict on the watch is that it is unfortunately overpriced
Would (you) consider the Dino plushie overpriced? My point being - everything hololive related is overpriced.

>>72340873
No, I love her regardless, It's just seeing stupid posts like that seems to snap me out of any Gura related funk I'm in.

>>72340988
She wanted to meet him though. It's sad that she didn't get to even though she really wanted to.

>>72340931
I don't like to think about this possibility, it makes me really sad and goncern.

>>72340988
>and it was prerecorded they didn’t actually interact. She literally said she didn’t get to meet him schizo
I already said that you fucking tard, learn to read
>>72340173
>What about that dude with a dick she actually "collabed" with, he happened to not be there for the actual collab

I feel like a fucking babysitter & tardwrangler everytime i come to ggg

>>72338002
Honestly a good place, they're moderated too unlike here, it's also better than homobeggars global. I'm only here for ritualpost.

>>72341013
Yeah but dino plushie while having a decent profit margin, is much easier to stomach than the $700 Gura-fit.

>>72339388
When she said "actions are louder than words", said she wants to be more forward and protect our smiles, and then immediately disappeared for 5 months while deliberately avoiding us every time she came back for a collab on someone else's channel.
She couldn't have said it more clearly even if she had said the exact words: "I hate you".

>>72340670
She's got good taste in content creators, yeah.

>>72340199
In a VC with him right now, his response:
>"...you're asking me about a value proposition. You even acknowledge that this is overpriced. Fossil are not a 'bang-for-the-buck' brand. Don't get me wrong, they're not BAD, but it isn't their intention to create the best value proposition."
>"I'm talking *purely* about value proposition, and this is just an OEM watch that they've slapped things onto."
>"Also, a watch with a leather strap isn't naturally cheaper than a metal one. It depends on the brand, it depends on the leather, it depends on the COW. Like, if you're dealing with super-deluxe, luxury leathers - that's completely different from someone who's just skinned the cow and thrown it on a watch face, you know?"
>"Like... this is something that happens a lot in the watch side of things is, people don't realize how much they are paying for a brand."

>>72341169
>actions are louder than words
Stop being ESL, that's neither the phrase nor an accurate quote. Foreign trash.

You guys are being silly and weird again. Please get a hold of yourselves.

>>72341169
I said I would do my reps a week ago. I'm still procrastinating...

>>72341169
Yes just hijacked channels of people that invited you for your shit, sounds very professional and not super rude at all.

Is there any Gura merch you want to see next?
for me, I would really like some kind of Gura night cap/beanie to wear for bed.

>>72340173
Matpat? That wasn't a collab. It was an interview for youtube summit.
And she never even talked to him directly. His team sent her questions and she recorded her answers and sent it back to them. Mori went over this and Gura said she was invited to the summit in person and turned them down.
Imagine calling ME new when you didn't know any of this.

>>72341498
I only want the onahole molded after her actualy cun cun

Didn't read chat, gonna go and watch Star Wars with my shark wife now, The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.

>>72341001
yes, i feel the same way. she is special beyond reason and no one can replace her.

for better or worse

>>72341520

>>72341116

Seriously? I am spending way to much energy on tardwrangling having to say the same thing over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over over and over again and again

>>72341498
Gura's soap or perfume please

>>72340931
>mafumafu

When I feel neglected and alonde I just load up my modded Palworld and gun down swarms of dino Guras until I feel better

>>72341539
I think I might rewatch Lucky Star. I feel like that show rubbed off on me and made me better at making small talk.

I opened the door for a stranger to get work done on the house. It was scary, but I survived.

>>72340973
Because if you truly think she's hiding a relationship, then that would make her a liar and a horrible, manipulative person. So why are you here talking as if you're her fan or something if that's what you think?

>>72341498
I want this merch, but not 100 dollars more than I'm willing to spend god fucking damn it.

>>72341618
I think I'd probably be way better off without the stress, but I didn't even know I could feel these highs and lows before finding her, so even though I'd rather not have had all these goddamn lows over the past year+ it's still been...something.

>>72341866
but now they're in house with you

>>72341968
They left already. It was nervewracking having them inside and it's going to be worse when they have to come back and make loud noises for hours.

>>72341920
>Because if you truly think she's hiding a relationship, then that would make her a liar and a horrible, manipulative person.
Has she claimed to NOT be in a relationship? Yepp, thats right, she have said NOTHING about her personal life, so how the fuck is that a lie? NOT say anything is not a lie...

>>72341001
Same, desu. But I feel like more and more often, she only makes me more miserable than she makes me happy.

>>72341866
Proud of you, bud. Congrats on not getting murdered.

I have just came inside of gawr gura

>>72341659
The perfume idea is crazy good. I’m surprised Hololive hasn’t capitalized on this with all of their talent. The personal touch knowing Gura smelled the same smell, and chose it as her favorite? Are you kidding me?
I would train myself like Pavlovs dog. Everytime I cum I would spray some perfume too, eventually equating the two in my brain. Then I would get hard on command, simply by smelling her scent.

>>72342170
This is probably why they haven't done it yet

>>72341659
I don't even want a perfume now that I know it's going to be priced at twice what I'm willing to spend.

>>72342170
This has come up before, she can't, or rather can't without devoting a ton of time to it which isn't even guaranteed to pan out. Liquids/scents/etc are subject to alot of extra red tape, something like health regulations, I forget.

>>72342281
yeah I remember that

>>72342244
Some already have it, don't they? They were showing it at Fes?

>>72342281
International health regulations, I should say, it was something like selling it outside of Japan would have been an enormous pain in the ass.

>>72342244
No, you retard, that's why she wants to do it. She wants us to get addicted to her scent. There's only Cover red tape standing in her way. And I don't know how other scent Hololive products worked but I hope they aren't limited and are availalbe forever like the omocat merch are, giving people their oshi's scent only to rip it out of their hands is too cruel.

>>72342170
Guras perfume would be her favorite smells: Mold, cow-dung, husky composter basking in the sun, seaweed, gas stations, workshops & what else have she mentioned? Number 3 colored pencil?

>>72342244
She talked for a bit about perfumes not being workable without a long list of bullshit due to overseas shipping

>>72342281
Maybe it might be considered a “health product” and that’s why? Either way, that’s a shame. I think Gura’s mentioned before she likes the “ocean breeze” scents so I will just have to make use of that instead.

At this rate it's pretty fucking likely that we'll get China-only scent merch. They already got the tail pillow and shit. And this time it won't ship outside of China because reasons.

>>72342428
It's because perfume is flammable.

>>72341654
>>72341116
You stupid motherfucker. You literally said
>he happened to not be there for the actual collab but she was there AND she has talked about him both before and after the homo collab
She wasn't "there" for any of it. The video was for youtube and in it, he played her answers to a series of questions. She mentioned him during the stream, but that's not a homo collab or eve a collab at all, you braindead retard. Kill yourself.

>>72341217
If you compared luxury to luxury the leather will be cheaper. I have a friend obsessed with shoes and another obsessed tech. Nikes are made limited to on purpose, pennies to the dollar, with limited effort but cost $200 base jumping up to couple thousand on resale. I understand how brand quality works your statement was that the watch is only worth about $40 - $80 capping out at about $120 with the Gura brand. If you can’t find a watch with those exact specs for that price range you’re just wrong. I also think you’re confused about what OEM is. An OEM watch means you’re creating an exclusive brand watch. The style “they slapped on” would fall under the branding. I think the correct price is somewhere around $150 - $180 which someone else has said seems to be the price in Japan.
But you do seem to know what you’re talking about, I’ll concede that point. Removing the Gura brand I think it’s $100 maybe $120 watch but you say it’s about $40 maybe $80 with just the face work. Give me 3 watches within that price range with the same to better specs than Gura watch and size is a factor. Sites like temu that are blatant scams don’t count. You’re not getting a $100 rolex
Also you seem like a nice guy but i have to prove you wrong

>>72342281
I just want a gura onahole. The best merch a man could ask for

>>72342067
It’s called a lie by omission if you’re making people assume things schizo

Gura is kill, it's the only reasonable explanation

>>72342808
No it isn't, it is not HER fault that YOU or anyone else makes shit up in your head, then accuse HER of your insane fantasies and demands...fuck off brain amputee

>>72342170
Hololive has done that before.

>>72342357
They’ve partnered with companies that made perfumes and other scents. Doing it themselves would be way harder. Honestly if you’re really serious about [insert Gura merch here] you’d give them Cover’s number and tell them you want to speak about a collab with their talent Gawr Gura. Parent Trap plans

>>72342808
>lie by omission
Nigga, please, she doesn't even tell you anything. You do realize that you need to be fed incomplete info for it to be a lie, right? It's amazing that you can call people schizo when this is your logic.

>>72342938
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anybody have the I'M GONNA GOOM soundpost from the I AM FISH stream?

A point you guys aren’t considering is your comparing this watch with other watches you actually are supposed to wear. Imagine wearing your Gura watch and cracking it because you bumped it on your table corner. Even though it’s a watch, its purpose more serves as trophied collectible, rather than a utilitarian time piece.
I rest my case.

Gura streams are eternal, merch are temporary trash, check mate atheists

>>72343132
Would you like to read the entire thread or is one post the most your brain can handle? The stupid truly can’t help themselves. Gura is cute because she’s a little dumb you’re just a waste of space

>>72343003
>Lying by omission, also known as a continuing misrepresentation or quote mining, occurs when an important fact is left out in order to foster a misconception. Lying by omission includes the FAILURE TO CORRECT PRE-EXISTING MISCONCEPTIONS.
So yes your schizo logic would be lying by omission. It’s why I call schizos like you retards. Back to that anons question if you think she’s a lying whore why do you come to this thread?

>>72343176

I think I'll buy more shrimp for thinbud this summer

>>72343517
thx friend

>>72343231
Can’t you do both? Like when people bought 2-3 of her $200 figures and schizo antis tried to make the same complaints

>>72342740
The price in Japan is 23500 yen, so yeah, it's really shitty that they basically converted the price as being 100 yen to a dollar when it's actually 66 yen to a dollar.
That's actually really insulting and greedy. It doesn't even include shipping. They're just charging foreigners more for no reason.

>>72343499
>Lying by omission
>Proceed to quote a definition that disproves his own claim
Classic ggg kino

>>72343114
Oh damn, I should’ve done my reps. I hope they consider doing it again. Especially with opening a US-based operations-team, maybe they’ll reconsider doing it for the En members too

>>72343003
>>72343132
Who the actual fuck are you pretending that it wouldn't be a MASSIVE betrayal if gura was hiding relationships, you fucking anti scum?
She an idol for fuck's sake.

>>72343499
You can't even fucking handle your own post nigga

Watching Biboo. I think I'm starting to fall for her....

>>72343987
whore

>>72343651
What did the Dino sell for in yen? Maybe selling to a global market has more costs to account for?

>>72343987
lol

>>72343651
It’s definitely scummy but it’s not for no reason. I forgot the reasoning but this guy I watch finally got his business rolling and he did the same for people outside of America. It might be tariffs

>>72344021
¥3,500

>>72343803
I actually love her and want the best for her, sister.

You fucking idiots are still waiting for her, huh?

>>72336944
dogs are so lucky...

>>72343656
Are you illiterate? That definition supports his argument not yours.
>leaving out important details
>deliberately not correcting misconceptions
She carries and presents herself as being an idol and single. Many of her fans believe she is and she knows that because she has acknowledged how much people love her and even encouarges people to love her. And so yes, she would be lying through omission if she weren't. The fact you even need this explained to you means you're either a tourist or a troll.

what if Gura is actually really smart?

>>72344428
Gura is a real boy after all.

What are the chances the watch (or hoodie) will end up available from aliexpress after they start shipping them?

>>72344199
Hmm, that’s about $23 and the plushie here was $25. I wonder what’s with the large discrepancy this time.

>>72344428
She's not. The things she does are not what someone who is actually smart would do.

>>72344428
Impossible vtubers are by and large dumb, she’s just dumber than most. There are few that aren’t dumb and Gura is not one of them

>>72344021
>Maybe selling to a global market has more costs to account for?
It does not. The prices of all hololive merch is converted to your local currency, any taxes, tarrifs, or levies are applied automatically, and then you pay for shipping, not them.
They are literally just charging foreigners more for the same product. This isn't how things are ever done. It's extremely shitty.

>>72344198
Customers pay tariffs not the seller, you coping retard.
You're acting as if no one here buys hololive merch all the time.

>>72341498
I want a plug in type shark tail so I can wear it while she streams.

>>72344204
No, you are a fucking cuck faggot that wants her to be happy with someone that isn't you or her fans.
Die, retard.

>>72344428
She's very smart in some ways and extremely stupid in others.

Does she feel no shame in doing this? It almost feels like she's making fun of us by not streaming for a month and releasing this expensive merch

Okay, but Gura is still cute, right?

>>72344856
Always

>>72344823
We've known she's laughing behind chumbies' backs since HORFHORFHORF

>>72340199
you know fossil watches are not good and are way overpriced right? Not exactly the best thing to use for your comparison considering no one that likes watches would buy a fossil for $130. Also, if i were to get this gura watch id probably try and find a nice dark blue leather band to go with it instead of the bracelet one.

Chumbies, I might die, I ate some chicken that may or may not have been cooked all the way.

>>72344428
She is intelligent but her education is poor. There is a difference.

>>72344823
She’s doing her best

>>72344945
Retard...

>>72344516
I already told you. It's being sold by a scummy company that is deliberately converting the price of 23500 yen to $230.00 by pretending the yen to dollar vonversion is still around 100 to a dollar when it's actually 66 to a dollar.
They are scum and are fleecing foreigners for no fucking reason. It doesn't cost them more because we pay any shipping and tarrifs.

>>72344823
You post like a crying woman lol

>>72344679
>Can’t read English but calls someone else a retard
Take your schizo shit somewhere else

>>72344761
Nice falseflag, sister

>>72344516
>$20 for plushies
>$200 for a plain hoodie
>$200 for a watch made from cheap materials
Wtf is wrong with Cover?

>>72344945
Yet another idiot uneducated about salmonella, 1) It's rare to get salmonella poisoning. 2) It's even more rare that it have any consequences at all. 3) If you are unlucky to have consequences it will likely just be stomach pain, maybe slightly worse with some light throwup.

Salmonella is largely a nothingburger, a common cold is usually worse, and a fever is even worse than that. Yet, people still believe in the fallacy that salmonella = certain death

>>72336562
>It would have to be one hell of a watch to actually be worth that price.
$200 is not very much for a watch to anyone actually interested in them. The problem is $200 gets you a much better watch, for example you could get an Orient for less than this that is mechanical and never needs a battery replacement, has way higher water rating, and will only have a bit worse accuracy (high accuracy mechanical watches get really expensive due to the complexity involved). I'm more concerned with things like the build quality since it's not even using sapphire just some non-descript mineral quartz. The movement itself is cheap so even if you had to have it fully replaced at some point that wouldnt cost much. Other than that i would expect it to last for a long time just changing the battery every few years (which you can easily and cheaply do yourself).

>>72344993
I checked the temperature... But it was bleeding after I took it off the heat, that doesn't usually happen, at least not that much... But I was hungry so I ate it anyway, and now I will pray.

>>72345093
They know dumbies will buy it anyway to demonstrate their loyalty to The Brand. Basically the strategy gamefreak has been employing with the past five pokemon games

No, I will not hate Gura. Your efforts are in vain.

>>72345017
Someone really needs to bring this to Cover's attention if that's the case. These prices are unacceptable.

>>72345139
>salmonella
Dude, he said chicken, not salmon, retard, learn to read

>>72344375
Again, that's your own delusion.

>>72344945
you'll be fine. At worst youll get a bit of a stomach flu type thing but youre gonna be fine

>>72345252

>>72345093
Pretty sure cover just partnered with them for this or something, this is all super-groupies or whatever. It's also another reason besides the obvious that this was mane-san, because if she won't even shill her 1/7 she sure as hell isn't shilling what is basically a third party hoodie and watch for that much money.

>>72345252
My bad, chickenella

If she comes back before the preorder period ends I'll buy it but if she doesn't I'm gonna pause my membership. I'm tired of being a paypig for someone who doesn't want to spend time with her fans

>>72345089
There is no reason, you fucking cock-sucker.
Hololive merch bought from Cover is ALWAYS THE SAME PRICE FOR DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN CUSTOMERS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

The only watches I'll ever buy are dirt cheap Casios. There's a million clocks in every direction and I carry a cellphone. The fuck am I gonna buy an expensive watch for?

>>72345347
I'm having deja vu with this post

>>72344930
https://www.nixon.com/products/porter-leather-all-black?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIpIy955WThQMVI55aBR1_wAItEAQYAiABEgLXvvD_BwE
https://www.mvmt.com/mens-watches/legacy-slim/panther-black/28000088.html?country=US&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6OnTkZaThQMVP4RaBR23dAncEAQYCiABEgJycfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
https://www.michaelkors.com/oversized-slim-runway-black-tone-watch/MK8507.html?colorExplode=true&skuId=648327283&source=googleshopping&ecid=MKC_PLA_P_GG_X_US_EN_HIGHPRIORITY_X_PMAX_20413563012_pla_m_online_648327283&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&adpos=&scid=scplp648327283&sc_intid=648327283&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6OnTkZaThQMVP4RaBR23dAncEAQYDCABEgLMi_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Are you going to make the same statement again making me post the other 6? Gura’s watch is not overpriced by much especially the Japanese price. I agree the navy blue leather would be nice but I prefer metal

We cool?

>>72345303
She didn’t shill the figure because she wasn’t told it was released. You have to catch up on streams

>>72345513
Yeh.

>>72345513
ice cold

>>72345272
That's not an argument. Her fans think she's single. She's always implied she's single.
Allowing everyone to continue to think that if it wasn't true would make her manipulative and a liar.

Would Gura survive in the wild if we let her loose?

>>72345093
>>72345355
It’s not bought from cover now leave

Would you?
https://files.catbox.moe/gjgi8x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b7xf7m.png

>>72336511
kek