/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hooray for mahjong!

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Did you get a Memories Off character?

I'm doing a 10 pull, if I don't get jade slut I'm blaming you

bros what the fuck is this luck

Jongwife streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

I'd happily give her a chance to prove shed make a good mother by giving her a few children.

>>72334495
die

>>72334495
Pull again gweilo, you weren't supposed to get all of that for so cheap.

>>72334495
Fuck you.

>Fu Ji in banner
>Hot Spring outfit not in store
what did they mean by this

I just had a game end on east 1 5th honba, so things are going well today

>>72335838
because they hate (me) specifically

>>72335838
I hate how they do outfits. They need to do reruns more often with how many of them exist.

>intentionally made it so you can't get the purple gift reward until tomorrow

Tileman News:

Remember how khubie said she was going to beat episode 2 of faith today? Looking forward to the 12 hour stream~!

>>72340187
3s

>>72340020
I got mine today?

>>72340324
but you're behind

>>72340020
why does it matter today or tomorrow? am i missing something

>>72340408
intentional Chinese deception to force me to login tomorrow

today was a bad day for jong

>>72341533
did you derank son?

>>72340187
>Drop the 1p
>pon-nya the 2p or 3p
>discard as needed to complete your all tanyao

have enough jade for five pulls
>use them now so i can repull fu ji and max bond her
>somehow pull two new characters
>neither are fu ji
suffering from success

>>72342073
no, but both games my nyagger shimocha popped off

>>72342352
The solution is simple, just buy more jade, anon.

>>72342352
jade slut demands a bigger tribute

>Play quick s*nma game at work on my phone
>Get welfare yakuman
Apparently phone players get these animations. I feel ripped off.

>>72343731
i thought these were in RC

>>72344122
RC doesn't have anything particularly interesting for yakumans.

>>72343731
Why the fuck is that not on PC? I wonder if there is a mod to add them.

>>72343731
probably because the game doesn't run well on pc, even rolling for gacha isn't very fluid

>>72344474
being a browser based game means that assets are downloaded as they are needed instead of being stored locally

>>72343731
i only play on mobile so i never knew y'all didn't have those animations

>>72344897
Speaking of which, does anyone know where the fuck or what the fuck PokerChase is doing when it downloads shit?

If you have fu ji play her because she has luckshitting status while the banner is out

>>72345113
NOT TRUE
my luck has been shit all week and that did not change

>>72333737
crow sex

Every hand is a yakuman if you have a gun.

did you know you can invent any local yaku you want in real life as long as you have people to break kneecaps on hand?

Thread is die

Have your bump /jong/

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE FAITH

My wife is bonded and makes cute noises when I win but sadly I won't hear her erotic 'uhn's everytime I give her a cookie :(

>>72358111
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Nunce/10
>RATE THE YAPPING
Pretty sure khubi could yap for 24 hours straight.
>RATE THE FAITH
Was surprised to see her play both chapter 2 and 3 in the same stream. Looking forward to her doing the true ending for ch3.

>>72358229
Can't believe I have to bond another girl now as you stole my autistic wife.

>>72358111
qb cute, didn't get scared as much as i thought (but that's because she uses chat to avoid looking at the screen), good stream

>>72358111
I stopped watching a while ago as I had to do shit, but I was listening for hours before that and can't remember a single thing she said/10.

>>72358308
we can trade her every week if you want...

>>72358442
Nah, you can have her and her great range of emotes.

>>72358308
Should've gotten an autistic husband, no one will ever steal my male character.

>>72358628
wonderful thank you friend

I switch my girl every banner

I wish they'd just release the official client outside of China

>>72360226
I switch characters all the time.

I pick them based on their emotes. The wider the range the more I like them. Thats why I like kaavi so much, diverse range of expression. But I dont like theres no good 'idle' emote like mikis tea drinking

Gentleman I am flowing. Sadly I have to stop and go to work tomorrow.

>>72361275
Where are you going kekspert, you can't leave us

>>72361360
But I must. When the inevitable /jong/ x /mjg/ tourney comes, I want to be the best I can be representing /jong/.

>>72361473
Then become the black sheep. The A1 0/600 that plays like a saint+

>>72333886
I got two of them!
not the one i wanted though...

>>72361709
Thats a genius idea. Ill make it to saint and rank to adeptchad and have the element of surprise.

>>72362220
>genius
Yeah, I do that a lot.

Are you going to roll for Aqua?

>>72362460
That skateboard is too long, shit art

>>72362460
>a fuckin cassette tape
yeah sure

>>72362460
I only roll for child brides

Never playing RC

>>72362460
Lol no-
>Skater girl
I'm in.

>>72362460
>Yuzu VA

Painfully slow day for /jong/. Is it over? Is the dream dead? This is dragons dogmas fault

>>72365096
It's my fault, I have to work 7 days in a row this week

>>72365134
Stay strong anon, we’re looking forward to having you back!

>>72365096
I blame easter, I have to get shit ready for family coming over.

>wake up at an autotable
>see this
Wat do

>>72365639
Challenge them to a game of sanma

>>72365708
Challenge them to yonma with a tsuomgiri bot instead

>>72365745
That tsumogiri bot? Me.

https://www.twitch.tv/cecilia_xf

>>72367074

>>72344122
>>72344288
RC is rolling out their own Yakuman animations this year based on 10 mahjong goddesses. They even did storyboards for them. Just need to wait.

>>72365639
Tell them to fuck off I only want to be jong assaulted by British women.

>>72343731
Good thing I play on RC, where there's no difference between PC and mobile (so far)

I will never switch to RC

Next time I bake I am baking /jong+/ and you can't stop me

>>72368698
What's the plus? Anything else QB is streaming?

>>72368739
Strategy games in general seems good to me

I'm jong-

>>72368698
just give up and bake /doko/ instead

>>72368772
Tabletop works too.

I will keep this thread jong only

>>72368698
>i just want an excuse to post my shitty vampire that cuts herself!

>>72369929
I'd post the vampire anyway, I'm making /jong/+ to post other strat chuubas.

i dont want to be a yugioh general

This is pippa's fault

>>72333886
I got 3 of them and I have no idea what the series even is, but I had a bunch of rolls saved up. Kind of regret rolling on them desu

Die RC scum

>>72371516
You should have stopped at one
>I have no idea what the series even is
Long-running interconnected VN series
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/675610/view/4044863802192143220
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1200110/Memories_Off_Innocent_Fille_for_Dearest/

For example, Chloe, who is one of the heroines in "Memories Off 6 T-wave" is the older sister of Noel, who is one of the heroines in the later title, "Memories Off -Innocent Fille- for Dearest", where Chloe reappears and is now older.

>>72372490
This is what she looks like when she's older

If riichi city is so good, why do no Japanese chuubas play it

>>72372810
Wasn't first to market and only came out like 3 years later than MJS

I'd only play if they also got an Akagi collab

Page 9

Death

I can't save /jong/

no bully

>>72376062

It's unironically over

Majsoul Friends Room 34437(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34437

Lets play some blitz no tips or something

>>72376649
3/4

I still have a little under an hour if work...

>>72376649
Started, thanks for coming

thought red dragon was dora

>>72377610
at least you didn't cut dora first discard

Well jonged

>>72376649
WJ

>>72376649
well jonged

>>72376649
Wj

Time to watch Holo Jong
RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJDMN2Ex8a0

>>72378239
ok, she's just learning mahjong and going through the tutorial and not actually playing yet

mahjong... tanoshii... :'c

>>72372749
>>72372490
VIVA LA FRAWWWWWWWWWNCE

I'd swap to Richii city fulltime for two reasons and two reasons only. Phase connect collab with Pippa. Or Monogatari collab with Shinobu.

I will save this thread

>>72385973
Whao it worked!

>>72369429
Trading card games...

>Kubie wants to have the jong tournament on Hitler's birthday
My knees... on their own...

>>72387794
Maybe i should bond igarashi to bring little girl sex to qbs tourney. Its what hitler would have wanted

>>72387794
do we know if Hitler ever played mahjong?

>>72389497
I've read a manga about it, so probably.

>>72389497
There's a historical document about it, it's called the legend of koizumi, it's required reading.

>myth and roids hit album eyes released 7 years ago
>mahjong dropped 150 years ago
The passage of time is so cruel

>>72391630
Welcome to the everlasting present.
Enjoy your stay.

Morning, /jong/

>>72369429
the /doko/ dominion grows
soon we'll have colonized a whole 3 boards...

I only come here to jong, I don't even watch vtubers outside of da michi

Sayonara jong bros...

>>72392505
fuck off. this thread already turned to shit, don't you doko faggots make it even worse.
unless you guys stay here 100% and never ever touch mjg.

How can we save /jong/? We must hold counsel and decide our path forward.

>>72393011
We need to bet on Kubi cup next month.

>>72392679
>Sayonara
where do you think you're going michild

>>72393011
wait for people to finish DD2 and hope no other games come out

>>72393173
The lack of rooms made me go back to TFT...

>>72393173
you should put this garbage down after 1 hour and refund it

>>72392750
what's /doko/?

>>72393011
Would we be opposed to what would you do posts?

>>72393261
/mjg/ split for juice and mafia

>>72393267
Im not opposed to wwyds but most of the mahjong intelligentsia resides in /mjg/ except for our saint chama so most of what youll get are adeptchad and kekxpert opinions

>>72393261
a general that plays a card game OC made in the 4th arts and crafts mjg tourney

>>72393515
That's a good point.

What was the value of your last hand?

I'll stop using this thread if it does turn into /doko/ and just play with /mjg/ unless rooms get posted in /pcg/ again.

>>72395650
-10,000
i delt in

>>72393011
Tileman needs to groom more 1 views in an earlier time slot.

>>72395672
Apparently /pcg/ rooms just get reported. jongers really are the most oppressed group on this site. We need to cultivate a healthy room posting culture. Maybe if we can weather the storm until the hololive jonging and groom the holohomos to mjs

>>72395650
1 han

>>72396058
I'm going to apply to holostars and use my platform to advance mahjong. This is a foolproof plan that guarantees success.

>>72389497
>do we know if Hitler ever played mahjong?
You don't know his mahjong lore, do you?

Hint: Super Saiyan

I'll post a room at reset

>>72393011
>How can we save /jong/?
Play on other mahjong clients so that you do not get bored of mahjong.

>>72396459
As long as you hit 2view you’ll be bigger than holostars combined. You’ll be irresistible

>>72396459
chinks won't let you play majsoul and no one wants to watch Sega MJ

>>72396778
>chinks won't let you play majsoul
That doesn't make sense. Yostar is a chink company.

>>72396896
Hololive is a blacklisted company in China for saying the T word

>>72396941
Ohhh. That incident.

>>72362460
Pink haired gamer girl. Yes please.

what's with the uptick in RC shills?

>>72397215
They don't have enough players to fill rooms so they shill here in the hopes some of us will play that piece of shit

>>72397382
Ogey MJS babby

he's never coming back

>>72397382
nobody wants to play with you silver room faggots, slit your throat

newbie playing the game
https://www.twitch.tv/suzukawakimika

rc is a chink clone of a chink game

>>72398379
cute.

>>72398379
>Hates Marvel stuff
BASED

>>72398379
First impressions: this is a good chuuba.

play the game
Majsoul Friends Room 29747(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29747

>>72397513
Whomstve?
>>72397677
Mjs sovl room (silver) is better than rc sovl room (sun)

>>72399841
2/4

>>72399882
>not checking deal in rates
The numbers say otherwise

>>72399993
I deal in intentionally

join or else

>>72399841
3/4

>>72398379
Her neocities page looks cool
https://nananet.neocities.org/

>>72398379
>plays jong
>has slight psychosis
Get that fish bastard on the phone, now!

/jong/ is dead...

>>72399841
starting

>>72398379
>She likes the loli characters and hates the males
Yeah, this one is our new /jong/ chuuba

>>72398379
Her character tastes are based.

>>72401330
>she

>>72398379
7 pairs gaming, let's go.

>>72402288
Dealer haneman. Based adept 1 chad.

>>72399841
well jonged

>tomorrow is the last day I can groom Hibiki
it's over

>>72399841
WJ~
West 3...

>>72399841
wj, big hands

>>72399841
Thanks for the game.

>>72397513
I play almost daily, I just also have like 5 other games to juggle

>>72397513
Sometimes I think I can still hear him.

We need North round games.

>>72404362
best I can do is 100k required to win that ends after west 4 when no one has gotten to 100k

>>72404486
West 4; the last all last.

>>72405481
The most last

I miss when we played jong

>>72406449
Make a room

>>72406449
You mean 2 hours ago?

>>72406449
I work all day, I'm sorry.

>>72406630
and I work all night, this is an issue

Tileman News: I miss khubie.

>>72407175
I was so focused on the 456 sanshoku that I missed the 345

I think tileman should derank for us

if I don't get to see a de-rank this week I'm gonna be angry

>>72409920
>A finger on the monkey paw curls

do I have what it takes to be a majsoul 0 view?

>>72410070

>>72410070
>>>/vg/mjg/

>finally have an EN streamer that I enjoy watching (Andy) who also seems to enjoy the thrill of mahjong
>she goes on hiatus
Back to JP streamers I gues...

>watch some Japanese 2view
>luckshits into tsumo sanbaiman

>>72411405
>israel
hope it isn't a very long hiatus

how desperate are you for some jong stream? https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

fox hates ranked so much he plays tonpuus

>>72411666
>watch rezuul
>trips
Thank you, lord, for warning us

>>72411666
I'll watch if he loses his first game since he'll be in tilt range for derank

Everyone grind ranked so that when rezuul deranks you can say you have more ranked points than him!

>>72411802
I don't have time

>>72411666
Hello there satan
I actually like tileman's streams but also think he has an inflated ego

>>72411802
i don't have flow

>>72411802
but then I would have to play ranked

>>72411886
He's very much someone I would love to shove into a locker. I think his ego is inflated since he's the only Jade EN vtuber, but that won't last long at this rate. I hope he deranks so badly.

>>72411886
he seems pretty self deprecating during solo streams, the ego just seems like him playing the heel in collabs

>>72411679
I missclicked when I went to do my daily
I am tempted to just spam them for dust though

>>72411405
She actually played ranked man it's not fair. I'm gonna miss her streams.

>>72411405
did she say why? Eggy is also on hiatus... (or rare gorilla only schedule)

>>72413039
https://twitter.com/andygraviti/status/1772983662574772734

>>72413123
oh man, sounds like it's gonna be for a while :/ kinda weird she says to unsub from twitch

>>72413287
She doesn't want to take your money while doing nothing. Honest tuber.

Oh, you don't have hat and her beach skin?

>>72413509

>>72412851
At least I hope she doesn't quit mahjong. At her pace she could've been master by the end of next month.

>get home
>tileman at 13k points in east 2
Is today the derank?

Blitz no tips four red 5 local yaku because my flow has run dry
Majsoul Friends Room 19065(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19065

>>72413867
2/4

>>72413694
He's probably going to close stream before that happens.

>>72413947
3/4

>>72413867
>the instant kick on Kaavi swap
kek

>>72413867
3/4 hurry up or a icrosspost this shit to mjg

>>72413867
started

die tileman die

>cuck would rather fold than get cheap hands in hopes of climbing out of hell with a better haipai
lol lmao

https://gofile.io/d/RboKeK

>>72414889
not opening this but sounds schizo

>>72414889
asmr is cringe

>jong gods giving him a sliver of hope

2 more until derank

big loss from rezuul. the mahjong gods ARE watching

>>72415718
>His smile and optimism: gone

You should have handed over your winds

Aw yeah. Second place, baby.

wao nice dude

>>72416297
big titties beget big hands

>come back
>tileman is in first
this is bad

>deals in
flow is now not on his side

why are they doing this to me

>>72413867
well jonged, nice kazoe

>>72413867
wj

>>72413867
well jonged, highest score i've ever seen

>>72418222
The fact I got 2nd because of this made me laugh so hard my throat hurt.

i got a secret menu background after this game

>>72418533
you finally activated windows?

>>72418533
whoa, how'd you do that?

>>72418533
>Furry looked up how to remove the activate windows watermark
Proud of you buddy.

>>72416297
>>72418068
>>72418222
Thank you and let that me a lesson to never use kaavi in my presence again!

>>72418603
>>72418733
actually this is my desktop, it was on my laptop that it's not activated, and i still won't do it :^)

>secures 1st for tileman
it's over

>>72418803
>let that me a lesson

>>72418803
I think it just means I have to use her again

>>72419091

we're so back

>>72419189

>>72419202
NANABROS!

Tubers are always quick to call out EGG or NEWS in their haipai, but not NGGR.

>>72419699
Kirsche did

I don't watch chuubas who use training wheels

how do I win more

>>72420546
stop playing east and stop dealing in

>furry being made fun of on tileman's stream

>>72420938
based

>>72420938
Deserved.

>>72420938
based tileman?

>>72420938
i'm done defending tileman now

>>72420938
I will now defend tileman

two deranking streams at the same time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A05nOeM5zUA

>>72420938
It's tileman...but even still...my knees...

>>72420546
>not on my list

>>72421125
>Nina winning

>>72421240
that's what happens when you drop xenia

>>72421240
>still got 3rd

>nyagger secured 4th for tileman
based

today is the day

>>72423280
I was worried he was going to get the dealer haneman there

HES SO CLOSE

If it isn't this stream, it's the start of his next stream for sure.

>>72421581

No more breads!

>All furry needed to win a game was get shat on by tileman
huh

>>72424003
Fans of JONGLESS HARLOTS don't get a say!

>>72424545
i rarely play rank seriously, i'm not trash fr fr

>>72424843
Nice cope coward.

This thread is not long for this world

this is the end, see you in the shadowrealm boyz

>>72425333
no shit, dumbass. we hit the bump limit

new thread
>>72425349
>>72425349

>>72425333
Be the bake you want to see in the world
Also fucking tileman is gonna slink into first...

>>72424545
The way of the luckshitter