/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72305449
Awesome.
I'll buy ten.

>>72305449
I wish Hololive would release more fashionable merch, that merch set looks great

>>72305449
Guess what poorfags? Gooba is back!n and she has a new merch that you guys can't afford! So seeth while the shark gets rich

>>72305449
Manager tweeted this

>>72305497
Lobotomized consumer at it's finest

>>72305449
the backpack is ok the but hoodie looks soulless

>>72306121
hoookay i went to the website and they're asking $230 for that very simple hoodie? what?

>>72305449
Funnypoopy

>>72305449
>a!
That's not her, that's her manager.

>>72306121
>>72306305
The hoodie looks like shit and it's all extremely overpriced. It's $675 before tax and shipping and the quality looks like it should be $75 total. Not to mention a fucking $25 acrylic stand.

>>72305497
fpbp

>>72305449
>a!
only a holoEN manager would still use this cringe and unfunny "meme" in 2024

$230 for a dogshit wristwatch

This looks great! I'm gong to buy everything in this.

You mindless haters, most real fans are happy their oshi gets merch and attention. It's all optional.

>>72305449
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

>>72305449
I'm getting the bag and watch
Fuck these businessmen man. Let them puzzle out what brand my watch is during meetings

>>72305449
5x the price of normal merch and it's still made in China

>>72305449
Never mind the price, why were they so lazy with the hoodie design?

give me one lore-accurate reason for goomba to wear that watch

>>72309226
she needs to know what time it is to start her streams punctually

>>72305449
Fantastic, and I can afford this. Unlike so many Pakistani-Sisters.

>>72305449
Blame Cover instead of cherry picking Gura. Cover said they will do this.

>>72309181
I love it, it's something you can wear as a gura supporter without standing out as a complete weeb. I want more merch to be subtle like this.

>>72308852
Limited merch is always expensive my dude... Things become cheaper trough scalation. Is far cheaper to produce 500 000 t-shirts of one design, than 10 000.

>>72305497
the backpack its kinda cool, why a watch wtf...

>>72305449
>OP fails to realize most merch looks like ass
Looks good to me and I don’t even watch gura in fact it looks better than 90% of Moris merch by not making me look like a walking billboard

>>72305449
Thanks manechan. I'll buy it now. 1k is nothing when your oshi is a manager in a mascot.

>>72310210
the only thing limited is your brain cells chumkek

>>72309371
>Blame Cover instead of cherry picking Gura.
Cover decides on the merch licensing so this was completely their decision. Hololive does earn most of their revenue from merch which is only going to increase after they open Cover USA.

Every fembud in the Qrt looking for a sugar daddy… it’s my time to shine.

>>72305449
Wow! Did you hear that? Good for you, chumbuds!

>>72305449
Gura has rescued Taiwan.

>>72309742
>without standing out as a complete weeb.
>>72311995
>by not making me look like a walking billboard
pathetic. be proud of your oshi and make sure that everyone in a 5 kilometers radius knows who she is.

>>72314120
Taiwan will unironically become the new Atlantis (as in CCP will sink it)

>>72305449
I like how unabashed she is

>>72305497
BASED BASED BASED

>>72305497
fpbp

>>72305497
I kneel. I would have paid two grand for the big Gura statue.

>>72311402
So you won't be late to her streams!
>>72306073
At least make a funny joke sis!

>>72305449
Time to buy then

>>72305449
Kind of broke atm so imma just buy 1 of each

>>72305959
the "a" is a dead giveaway

>>72305449
Gura is getting rich just because of all these merchandise.
No wonder she doesn't need to stream anymore.

>>72305449
I bought the watch.

>>72305497
i remember recently a tweet where a guy bragged about buying a hundred set of fbk's merch. he had a screen of his order and everything.

>>72312452
Nice rebuttal, you sure showed him!

>>72305449
>230usd
I could pay 6 women from my neighborhood to ride my cock for an hour at that rate.
I'm gonna stay.

>>72310210
>trough

dumb european spotted. eat china cock and swallow its cum as it rapes your economy.

>>72305497
I kneel, chumchad

> $230 for anything there

Way too expensive. Nothing there is worth the price.

>>72321659
The watch might be the closest but it's probably a $100 watch dressed up and marked up 100% based on the internals people have identified.
The backpack is in no way worth what it costs, only a fucking pimped out camelback equipped hiking backpack should be more than $100 something.

>>72305449
did you guys need to make 5 threads about this?

>>72305449
no way

Remember Gura? She’s back. In pog form!

>>72322330
they are desperate to saviorfag chumbuds from this merch menace

holy samefagging

>>72305449
How much will Gura make from this?

>>72313775
Yes, Gura doesn't even know about this merch. Does anyone really think she made that tweet?

>>72328836
This is cover's deal ,not Gura's. She'll get a small amount, but tiny cut compared to event merch that she has a hand in. But a small piece of a big pie is stil nice.

Idk why sisters try to shame chumkeks for buying pointless merch. It’s not like they’ll use their crypto or inheritance money for niji stuff or anything to help them have a shot with a real girl. Better throw it at gura who at least can live an easy life while never acknowledging their existence beyond some generic thanks

people hating because they're not gawr gura,
they'd do the exact same

>>72329707
Envy

Fuck off grifter

>>72305449
Yes, my queen... I must consoom...

>>72329979
>Envy
not one of the retards making these threads, but as an ex-chumbud it's fuckin' hilarious that anyone actually thinks people are just really jealous of her shilling overpriced chinese garbage instead of streaming for the last year or two

>>72305497
i kneel, chumgod

>>72328836
enough to fill her bathtub

>>72305497
Why are chumbuds proud of being braindead cuckold stockholme syndrome having consumer sheep? They literally believe they are "based" for supporting and giving their money to somebody who hates them and refuses to do their job. Why are you like this????????????????????

>>72331604

>>72331856
No reasoning, no justification, no explanation, just pointless, meaningless deflection. Typical.
Again, why the fuck are chumbuds like this?????????????

>>72305449
Based, a fine addition for my collection, got the wall-wide glass display. Tfw you got a degree that actually pays.

>>72305449
>a!
100% a manager.

>>72305449
I love you Gooba but I'm not buying this shit

>>72318906
A-chan or someone said that there's one Hololive fans who have spend more than $15k in merch alone.

>>72332385
My first thought, Gura didn't even come back, it was her manager all along.

>streams that isn't seen for months at a time
>releases a watch
cosmic pottery

>>72305449
That's some Pokimane level scamming your audience right there

>>72305497

>>72305449
The hoodie is definitely something I'm getting. It's stealth merch so only those in the know will understand

>>72318906
https://twitter.com/holoaz963/status/1771146955055640897
There are people buying 300 badges (that cost pennies to make).

>>72331604
>>72331971
imagine saviorfagging chumbuds like this kek

>>72331971
keep malding sister

>>72331971
Better use of money than on some 2 view

>>72333279
>There are people buying badges
never though someone actually does it, you just collect it because it's added to pretty much every set.

>>72333389
>>72333412
>>72333444
No seriously. Why are you people incapable of making actual posts explaining or defending your behavior???? All you do is deflect and pat yourselves on the back for being cucks >>72333224
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHUMBUDS????

>>72334255
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHUMBUDS????
why do you care so much that there's something wrong with them? trying to saviorfag?
tsundere kun lmao

>>72334255
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHUMBUDS
sunk cost fallacy, mainly
they're still living under the expectation that 2021 gura will come back and they'll have been "right all along"

>>72305449

>>72305449
grim

>>72336851
your continued seethe is a case of sunk cost fallacy
you're still living under the expectation that gura will soon lose all her fans for your schizo reasons and that all your years of seethe were worth it because you've been "right all along"

>>72305497
Post receipt or no balls

>>72305497
FPBP

>>72305497
>>72305497
fpbp

>>72305449
>most loyal fanbase

>>72336851
>they're still living under the expectation that 2021 gura will come back
To be fair even Gura has told viewers that she wants to return to 2021 Gura. The only question is whether you believe that is genuine and there is a reason for all these mysterious breaks or if you believe everything is because of laziness. Considering how long this has continued I can't blame anyone for becoming cynical but there has been a lot of fishy actions in HoloEN that have been going on for over 2 years.

>>72305449
Absolutely shameless

>>72305497
And this is why Gura is able to afford 5 month breaks.

>>72343188
>you're still living under the expectation that gura will soon lose all her fans for your schizo reasons and that all your years of seethe were worth it because you've been "right all along"
no, not at all, I have no expectations as far as gura or her fanbase is concerned. I'm an ex-chumbud because I just don't care anymore, besides maybe finding it funny when people lose their shit every time she pulls the same "build up hope and then disappear" act as if it isn't the norm

>>72305497

>>72348368
>I just don't care anymore
You wouldn't be here typing this cope if you didn't care, you are unable to really let it go and move on for good. It's ok, you'll get over it eventually.

>>72349523
I mean, is it really cope once it's reached the point of comedy? gura going from being the best entertainer behind a vtuber model to being a literal chinese garbage saleswoman within a couple years is actually hilarious once you've gotten past the initial disappointment of it

>>72305497
>what you actually look like

>>72305449
do chumbuds, and all holosimps realize theyre just paypigs at the end of the day. yagoo is laughing at you as he fucks his wife and has a rotation of V-tubing e-thots to suck him off on demand.

except irystocrats and saplings because theyre oshis are actually talented and worth watching/supporting.

>>72349721
Saying you don't care while typing that load of shit is cope, yes.

>>72348368
>I just don't care anymore
you wouldn't be posting here if ya did.

>>72305497
Honestly kinda based
I’ll change my tune if it turns into Supreme levels of consumerism tho, like if Gura graduated but all these merch still kept pouring in

>>72317887
>So you won't be late to her streams!
I guess this watch would be right twice a year

>>72305497
fpbp

>>72350818
k, but I still don't really know what I'm coping about. point is, it's funny that people still keep getting their hopes up with gura just to get shit like $300 quartz mineral glass watches and no streams, kind of like if mario didn't even appear in games anymore and fans just bought mario-branded sneakers instead

>>72334255
They’re genuinely mentally ill. It’s sad to see and honestly morally onerous to be abusing them fiscally like this, but a corporations job is to make money so :/

>>72305497
Based

>>72305449
>25, 300 yen
kek
Less than NIJIgasaki new hoodie.
https://twitter.com/nijisanji_app/status/1772617058787701053
Sorry holochuds, you still have a long way to be as worthy as im@s rival.

>>72305449
Gotta respect the grift

>>72352838
You're coping about not caring when you clearly do. It's not that hard to understand.

>>72353705
They will now deflect to the watch

>>72306819
You're paying for the brand.

>>72305497
I don't think there is a more pathetic post, or collection of replies to a post on this entire website right now than this. I am part disgusted, part annoyed, but mostly concerned that you people actually think like this.

>>72358739
i'm more concerned that you never talk like this when it comes to suisei's merch

>>72359139
Not even comparable in the fucking least. Holy shit. Now I am actually mad. Are you for real??? Did you actually just make that post?????
Comparing Suisei to fucking Gura?!?!?
Suisei doesn't stream constantly, sure, but she does like to stream, and she does it when she can.
Do you know why she cant??????
Because of all the other shit she is constantly doing!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Multiple albums, both solo and with MGO, multiple lives, multiple radio shows, songs for anime movies, collabs with idolmaster, the hoshimatic project at the end of last year, interviews, appearences, just released a fucking amazing MV.
Suisei puts in massive amounts of work, she DESERVES to have and shill merch.
What the FUCK does Gura do to warrant her cuckold fanbase spending $300 on shit merch after she literally hasn't streamed in weeks after her collab with the aquarium (which she did minumum work for) and valentines day passed.

>>72306121

All of it looks like uninspired cash grab items. Hell, the roman numeral looking stitches makes it look like Kronii merch more than Gura. Hell, the watch doubly so.

At this point, it's obvious what you're getting with Gura; one or two streams every other month, followed by merch shilling. If that's TRULY what you're in to when it comes to vtubers, more power to you morons. Enjoy your shilled merch and no streams.

>>72309371
It's not Cover that makes Gura a no-show streamer and it's not Cover that makes her shill merch. Other talent have straight up come out and said that they do not have to sell merch if they don't want to with a few exceptions like Fes. All of this is Gura's decision. She realized she doesn't have to do shit and morons will still throw money at her model.

>>72359443
>it's ok to scam people as long as you're doing an arbitrary amount of work
i love seeing you seethe

>>72305449
no EU link again? why does Cover hate us?

>>72305449
Total number of streams over the 222 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 26, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 223
Mori 177
Bae 161
Nerissa 161
Shiori 146
Kiara 131
Fauna 101
Ina 93
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 71
Ame 58

Gura 15

>>72359511
>It's not Cover that makes Gura a no-show streamer and it's not Cover that makes her shill merch.
Cover does have ways to force talents to shill merch and whatever contract negotiations happened in late 2022 required Myth to shill a bunch of merch in 2023. They got Ina to shill Valentine's Day merch, Ame to release a daki, and every talent in HoloEN to appear at that coomerbait swimsuit concert. Gura did agree to shill merch but it feels like that was mostly because of the deal making with management.

>>72305449
That's totally her!!!! member she said 'a' every stream??

>>72361365
>be mickey mouse
>used to have many appearances
>now only show up in films like once a decade
>yet people sitll buy your merch
>no one is angry at this

>>72358739
>intervenes in a stranger's business
you are 10 times more pathetic buddy

>>72305497
BASED, BASADO, BASÉ

>>72361365
Gura is a marketable plushie now

>>72363073
When are they going to make one with a fleshlight cunny in it anon uh????

>>72305497
fpbp

>>72309371
>pic
>Anpanman beating the Disney Princress lineup, Mario, Harry Potter and the entirety of Shonen Jump
Absolutely based

>>72318742
>need to stream
She doesn’t even like streaming lol.

>>72305497
FPBP

>>72343188
>>72336851
>>72352908
Just admit that you're all broke lmao

>>72305497
>worthless overpriced merch with things I don't like on it
>lmao my ass off, these basedfaced retards will buy anything
>worthless overpriced merch with things I like on it
>you know what, I'm suuch a based chad, you're just jealous of me liking things
When did being such a blatant hypocrite become a virtue worth samefagging a dozen replies about?

>>72353705
At least this one looks good

>>72305449
What kind of fanbase seethes about how another spends their money?
The fans that can't support their own oshi; watching them struggle; fading into oblivion.
Knowing those talents wish they had fans like chumbuds.
You have my pity. The world is not fair.

>>72305497
I kneel..

>>72349896
Brutal