/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72280628
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>72280628
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

That anon that said Hakka's streams always lags was right, it kept stuttering for me and when I switched to Flay I had no stutters

>Gothbird
Mockingbird is better

>>72280667
amen!

>>72280667
Amen.

When are they gonna announce their 3D

He is finally back to the boat

I'm surprised Altare hasn't malded

>>72281009
Don't care right now. I'm watching Shinri being the happiest he's been in a while

>hakka: our unit name is surf and turf, I love you
>a-alright
>in my head surf n turf is beef and lobster?

Hakka wants to call himself and Shinri "Surf & Turf"
who gave him that idea

>>72281009
April

>>72281009
after the new gen debuts

>>72281132
He was talking about his dumbass unit names and realized he didn't have one with Shinri, so he was reading chat ideas

>>72281175
I'd take sunfish over whatever the hell that was

>>72281223
All of Shinri's duo names being fish is extremely boring

>>72281009
They'll announce it this weekend but to earn the right for their model they have to reach a set amount of subs first.

i wish i could take shinri on a ib café date FUCK

I love when he does his Fuma voice kek

>>72281223
That's too bad desu he thought it was hilarious
Incidentally he also wants to make his unit with Fuma "brokai" kek

>>72281277
go back

leader how are you gonna do this

>>72281277
"subs" being code for creampies

>>72281009
Highly unlikely for this week:
>Uproar concert this Sunday JST, when 3D debuts usually happen
>Day of 3D takes 6 hours of prep + the hour of the actual debut (6AM-1PM JST) as confirmed by HQ
>Shinri and Hakka have confirmed streams during that time on Sunday
>Bettel and Hakka have to get up at Monday 1AM for their AnimeBoston panel, probably not a good time for either to do so
>Incredibly unlikely for Flay to start at top batter
Try again next week, sorry.

>>72281513
>flay unlikely
Why?

I feel like the bar swings no matter what

>>72281615
nta but he's in the middle of debut order and the 3d debuts follow either debut order or reverse

imagine the smell

>>72281730
Based

shinri why are you taking photos of people's houses

>>72281921
so he can stock them, du

Why are the purple stars all infected with the whore virus?

>>72281921
'place, japan' kino

Is he overthinking

Dino on the Leader chat

>I'll bring pride to paradise
>Jurard laughing in chat

>>72282046
>so he can stock them
stock them with what? food? house supplies?

Oh damn they fuckin

>Flayon has cooties!
So that's why Hakka hates him...

Enter

They're flirting~

kek i love the leaders

>Hakka is the shortest of the group
>Some of the boys rest their chin on top of his head or headpat him
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

clown... doko.... they're all overlapping without you,,,,,,

>lots of voyeurs around, be careful, patrol is doing the rounds
Japan is so weird kek

this can't be the right way to do this

Jurard wants him to fall so bad kek

>edge it

i would rape him

He wants reeda so bad it makes him look stupid

kek shinri

>Glico Man got his face censored
shinri..

Oof, close

He should just book it, no stopping in the middle

I'm a pretty patient person, but I can't imagine ever having the patience to play this.

>shinri saw a person doing a npc stream irl

>>72283815
someone doing that in public at a very touristy spot is kind of wild

How is Altare still doing this, maybe I'm more of a zoomer than I thought

somali..

>>72283914
He doesn't want to mess up out of pure stubbornness now that Jurard promised to watch until he falls.

dino is cute

Did leader not know he can pause

>>72284219
He probably wanted to make a point to Jurard, but I wouldn't be surprised kek

bye arutea~

did (You) wave back?

Shinri's love life is cursed beyond belief...

>>72284363
Yeah probably kek
>>72284487
Yes..

>>72284487
Yes.

>>72284487
Always <3

if shinri had gotten one it probably would have been something like "you will never find love ever"

>>72284492
imagine if he had a 100 yen coin and then got a bad fortune. he would not recover

>only 3 hours
Blue fuck is WEAK

>>72284790
he's going out for lunch with his friend.

>>72284565
Why do cultare have a belt? what happens if you pull on it?

>>72284790
just take your win graciously, jurard

creampie

I missed my blue wife so much, I shall go back to my slumber till he comes back now

AYO?!

Indecisive Shinri...

>>72284935
they split into two and multiply

>>72285030
I THOUGHT THE SAME KEK

>>72285030
dual...
naruhodo

>>72284935
It's used to tie up the people they kidnap

THE DRAGON IS HUNGRY

shinri tummy rumble...

>>72284935
This happens

>appel
roru

sorry hakka, kekkai sensen fell of after the 1st season

>>72285649
I remember watching the first season back in the day and being very entertained with it until I felt like I was missing something or I had missed some episodes, no idea what was going on and gave up on rewatching to understand

Of course he likes the snake dude

Someone... kidnap Shinri and keep him in Japan forever

>>72286513
he's so fucking happy there

I love these travel diaries streams, super super rare from Holostars

Over under on any of them been too a soap land or pink salon while in Japan

shinri sure did eat a lot during such a short trip

>brosnan.jpg

>>72286774
I don't see why any of them would need to bother since they're surrounded by other whores whenever they meet up.

>possible late night shinri guerillas
lets fucking go

missed opportunity to hear SHINLIIII

>I wanna cover a song from Zetsubou sensei
>I love kuusou rumba
YES!
>But the perms are difficult
No...

based zetsubou sensei fan

>>72282799
How does the thread feel about a future stars boy who is full on shota, like a male Gura level of small?

THE Gavis Bettel is in Astel's chat.

>>72288702
>he's playing league
you can't make this shit up

Is the ff14 collab in a few hours or in a day?

>Found a USB on the ground walking home from school
>Plugged into his computer
>That's how he found out about To Love Ru
KEK

https://x.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1772391763053101072?s=20
Cute Leadership clip with a few drawings

>>72288983
in a few hours, 10am EDT

>>72289072
Thank you anon chu~

whoever's trying to make Hakka enter Kamen Rider va Fuuto Tantei, I'll fucking kill you. Just literally watch W.

>Sweet Pool
>DMMD
>Slow Damage

Oh that sounds cool IF THE SHIPPING PRICES WEREN'T FUCKING SHIT AND I HAD A HAKKITO PLUSHIE

>Vertical stream
Trash panda...

>>72290705
What's with uproar and vertical stream

>>72290705
Honestly, I feel like this is a game better suited for vertical streams than most others.

>>72291128
It's an algorithm thing, from what I've heard.

>>72288702
We hate Gavis Bettel when he's being an autist about league

>>72291465
>It's an algorithm thing, from what I've heard.
Is it working?

>>72290182
I really like how Hakka is an actual fudanshi who's chill about his interest in BL/ikemen stuff vs Flay who desperately is trying to convince you he's into seriously into anything except the most basic ass m/f eroges

>>72292742
nitro+chiral is the most basic yaoi shit though

>>72293125
I know, and that's why I like Hakka: he knows he's a casual,and owns it. On the other hand I feel Flay is trying to appear like he's legitmately interested in BL and in-the-know when it feels like a facade.

>>72293293
He's not though and he has said a lot of times he's not knowledgeable enough but that he'd like to know more and that's why he sometimes asks for recommendations from chat

He really lost the only bit of sanity he had left the last 4 hours of that climbing stream

Wonder why with all the new merch they didn’t do anything for Aniki’s or Bettels new outfit

My dad has been planning to move to the Badlands behind my back just so he can more effectively mooch off our country's social security.

>>72294340
we were being bled dry, I'm kinda glad they showed us mercy with birthday hell, the anniversary, and vanguard 3d debut merch coming up

https://youtu.be/AgueZd6iEnA

I think Jurard is the most likely to get a prolapse

>>72295553
auntie is fucking nuts (that's why he's my favorite)

>>72296287

I miss banchou...

how to convey boyfailure in my audition bros?

somebody give me a breakdown on the japan trip

>>72296287
>>72296380
This yume is cute

>>72294340
I miss Axel

>>72287982
I remember when any of the openings/endings would get deleted off of YouTube
That doesn’t really happen as often anymore though

sometimes this clip pops into my head and it still makes me laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ndAn4TysuLY

>>72298078

>>72298746
Mama… you finally got to go out with all of your boys
Also embed link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndAn4TysuLY

>>72298810
Nice, thank you Axel

Climbing game instead of Strong Zero review for Hakka
"chill game" kek
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1772520596657852697

>>72299893
no... we lost another one...

>>72292742
Hearing Hakka talk about Given with his bother was the most surreal thing ever.

Will bettellion ever get to experience what it's like to be so fucking back

gaaguu

>>72302954
gagu yarn

>>72303024
I want Tavi to teach Ruze "ulol" next.

>>72301702
So fucking back to league degeneracy

>>72301702
It's so good being a league enjoyer

Sexoin Hakka

Bangzoin Hakka

>>72301702
>Axel is streaming later
>Astel is looking for people to play league with
Hmm...

>>72303316
kek i can see 'ulol' being spread out easily. it'a much better and safer than 'gagu'

>>72304384
Axel isn't in JP anymore though

>>72301702
If this clown doesn’t come online in the next hour I’m going to violate him with multiple strong zeroes

I finally played Doppelganger. I liked Altare's, Flayon's and Axel's endings, really wanted to like Shinri's but that theme really isn't for me, pain...

>>72295553
Need to get all the roleplayers in one game. I know Bettel said he wanted to get back into rp.

>>72305246
For some reason I have trouble imagining him playing as anything other than himself

>>72305246
which of the boys can even RP? i know Jurard and Ruze can keep up

>>72305610
Altare is decent as long as he doesn’t find his character or scene to be too cringe and get embarassed out of it

>>72305858
altare himself is cringe. he'll be fine

RP means rape, right?

when's the collab supposed to start? merryweather is live now but i dont want to listen to him

Nyavis Bettel
Foxuiji Shinri
Crowzoin Hakka
Meowchinya X Flayon
https://twitter.com/aprilntea/status/1772542981850992999

>>72307467
>Nyavis Bettel
Sex
>Foxuiji Shinri
Sex
>Crowzoin Hakka
Sex
>Meowchinya X Flayon
Neuter

>>72307164
10am EDT on Tavi's schedule, so in a little more than 2 hours

Oga RTing fanarts about the OHA ritual Jurard's and Hakka's replies kek

>>72307467
hq doko

>>72307835
Busy having sex

procreate with Procyon

>>72308864
please,,,

Do any of the boys use the superior curved monitor or are they all 2-3 monitor virgins

>>72309288
Curved monitors are a meme

Guerilla soon

>>72309510
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1772601786445987842
clarify what you mean man cause i thought axel had his waiting room up if hes still streaming

>>72309609
Ngl I thought I posted that with the tweet screenshot Idk what happened

Rex sex

>>72309609
league...

altare and hakka are so cute like little kids. i'm gonna make them my sons and feed as many octopus sausages as they want

>>72309938
I wrote this

>>72309609
Cool I can watch on the plane

I wonder what kind of content they'll do in the ff14 collab I want to streamsnipe them

Jesas what is this https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1772607236981862539?s=20

>>72310496
Could be worse.

>>72309938
Can you please explain why you see them as "little kids"

>>72310535
I'll have what they're having

>>72310542
Altare very shota brained, especially if he has sugar

>>72310496
So many twisted and tangled bodies heaped upon one another...

Dino... no. I mean yeah you won't get perms for mihoyo games after the Coco incident. But that doesn't mean you can retweet actual leaks you dumbfuck. No way he won't get bonked for this (unless the update is out in CN/SEA, but I don't think that's quite yet)

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1772608128913162435

>>72310535
https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1772610692018852263

BOYS ON THE TELLY

I will be an altare and bettel anti just for today.
LEADER AND BETTEL HATE

>>72310724
Brutal.

>>72310724
gerber baby

Bettel is so useless

Why is Bettel scared

BETTEL TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVpIu3D08s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVpIu3D08s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVpIu3D08s

LEADER TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxSpfggGx98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxSpfggGx98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxSpfggGx98

>bettel doesn't like putting big things in his mouth
Micropenis bros... it's our time to shine

>fake sushi > real sushi

California rolls are based, the only good thing to ever come from California

RATE THE STREAM

>he actually fucking ended stream

>>72310975
good amount of league content/10

Around 7:25-ish Bettel says some good soundpost material
>Altare you dumb motherfucker

Kek

>WAH

Nice I can instant replay any of Altare's fuckups

Do they actually enjoy this game or is it like some sort of addiction

wait they still in Japan? Why?

>>72311392
regularly scheduled guild orgies

>>72311392
The tempus Bois all staying for three months

>>72311392
Japan is far away so you stay as long as possible

>>72311322
Any amount of joy you get in this game is instantly ripped away and league players are addicted to the dopamine hit, kind of like gamblers

>>72311322
Each game is a 45 minute long cbt session

BETTEL IS GETTING SICK AAAIIIEEE

>>72311322
Hakka playing the little guy and being excited when he won was the only documented instance of someone having fun during LoL

>you're a jobber

>distant "you're a jobber"

>Bettel2 call Bettel1 a jobber

jobvis jobttel

Bettel2 is a wrestling fan, r-right

bettel 2 backseat gaming and calling bettel a jobber
he's literally me

bettel 2 seems more sentient than bettel

>i'm in a bad place right now!
>me too, buddy
>oh in the game?
kek

kek

Why is Altare "Lightning"?

BREWSKIES

That konbini bit was the whitest Altare has ever sounded

kek

what the hell happened to bettel. his model looks ROUGH

Managers logging into their accounts?

i can't with these idiots

>>72312416
he's nervous

>>72310496
the eyes...

>>72312416
He just had rough sex with altare

>>72310675
This retarded dino... Even nijien who got chink games perms never do this shit

Did they just come back from sushi

>>72312807
Yeh

kek this is why i love league of legends

flayon is so crusty in dm's stream

LETS GO

>I have a DEGREE in JAPAN
Fucking lmao

FF14 FUCKS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPi93pP5cvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPi93pP5cvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPi93pP5cvU

>>72313215
Does octavio ever tire of FF?

altare and bettel reaching climax together

mama's low poly 3D Q&A upload
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmShNymAgKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmShNymAgKw

What server is Flay on again....

British Jurard sounds like Merryweather lol

>Making fun of the Brit
See this is why a uk gen would be fun

I had my Overwatch Healslutting phase

ugly fox dog LEAVE

I'm dying

Leaderclown kinda whacky right now

i'm..enjoying a league stream?

>>72313796
Is this because Bettel said he'd kill himself?

they are so funny and unfunny together I love them

kek

Their lalas are so cute

>Flay has asked Merry if he's in Japan multiple times but never follows up when Merry says yes
What is wrong with his brain?

>WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>octavio hasn't renewed his sub yet
bruh

>overlap hell during JP primetime
S-sugoii

what's the Bettare duo officially named as

>>72314118
nothing official yet iirc, some people throw around ringleader or leaderclown

>>72314118
league fags

WE'RE SO BACK
>WE'RE SO BACK
WE'RE SO BACK
>WE'RE SO BACK
WE'RE SO BACK
>WE'RE SO BACK

>>72314227
Bruh....

>>72314118
Internment camp

what's wrong with these two

I keep seeing people chasing Flay around but he's in adhd mode so they can't never catch him...

>hover space
disgusting

>>72314435
>double negative
So they CAN catch him?

Bettel is going to anti leader because he can't get the cannon minions...

leader sipping his sodie pop and nodding along is so cute i wanna ruffle his hair

So when do /mans/ think they will announce the 3D debut streams?

Rare Gavis

>>72314714
April when Hakka has his 3Dlive birthday, then Bettel in May, then Flayon and Shinri in June :^)

kek

>>72314714
After they reach 1M subs accumulatively

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-vWxFdPu4
OVERLAP CHADS WE ARE SO BACK

I hate this cat so much

>>72315004
sasuga overlap king

>>72315004
ITS FUCKING 11 AM AHHHH

>>72315004
NOT SO FAST

>>72315004
He can only get a stiffy if he overlaps with someone

>>72315089
I find peace today

>>72315089
he's watching the league NTR stream isn't he

Is every single stream this week a kusoge or a zatsu

>Vayne
leader no
>Aphelios
leader yes

>>72314714
I am hoping early april

>MORGANA MID YOU'RE A FUCKIN LOSER YOU EAT GLUE
>hey man at least you stayed tilt-proof
leader you baka...

>>72315222
no, BOI and zomboid later

>>72313341
no one noticed mama.....

>>72315089
Isn't this Axel's account kek

twobert piss

>a guy can't take a leak in his own home?

POLARBEARS ON THE TELLY

>"Shut up" in the back
It's like having live bettelion reaction

>Axel delaying stream to play LoL

>leader sobbing and singing woven fates to symbolise how much he misses offshinyspicy

>your on stream
fucking retard

Kek

>>72313215
i dont know how they managed to produce the most repulsive collab group ever but here we are

>a 10 minute walk is inconvenient

>>72315530
cute

>>72315600
hakka went out for natto on stream and the whole thing took less than 10 minutes

Leaderclown stocks UP

Dingoose stocks also UP

>forever alone
>miss you honeycakes
>you're so hot
dingoose...

clown is so horny today

>>72315649
Christ, they would all get so fucking FAT if they lived there

>>72315766
>left on read

Green hair.
Altare with Kira hair doko

Natto is disgusting btw

>>72315999
trips of truth

ENTER
TAVI-BRAND

I'm a fairly new girl_dm_ viewer and this is my first exposure to Flayon and Octavio.

Are they always this obnoxiously loud and stupid? Like, holy shit.

Octavio is trying, he's actually doing pretty well, but Flayon makes me want to punch him in the throat.

This is bad bros
I've redownloaded league

>I'm used to being abandoned by my... team mates

>>72316289
sounds about par for the course for flayon. on his way into japan, customs confiscated his adhd meds, so he's also infinite retard mode for this trip.

>>72316289
flayon's just like this

Flex is unironically one of my feel good songs

>>72316289
Flayon is in Japan and due to their regulations he doesn't have access to his ADHD meds so he's probably worse than usual

>>72316289
Flayon is autistic and off his meds, please be patient
Octavio is a good lad though. Just like a sincere airheaded little boy

>>72316408
>>72316463
>>72316473
Considering I'm moving to Japan in a few days, and I managed to get my import permit for 6 months of my ADHD meds just fine in a matter of 3 days...

I shall believe your claims of severe mental and emotional retardation and enjoy Octavio to the fullest.

>>72316584
flayon got taken aside by customs to check his bags and said he had the paperwork, but now he's in worst brain mode so idk what went wrong with his permits but seems like they took them anyway. godspeed with yours

Altare...

>>72312204
he wanted to transfer his account fast and made one called lightning because there's nothing faster than it.....

>>72316904
Light is faster than lightning

>>72316904
kek

Who is Altare's main

>>72317113
yasuo? was? i think

>>72316584
Yeah flay has mellowed out a lot lately but he does flare up medless

ONE MORE GAME

god bettel is so ryonable when he's like this

they're talking about me right now

>look at the numbers, what went wrong

Is there a baker in this bakery

>>72317761
yeah

>also i don't own a spoon
>i ate ice cream with chopsticks the other day
>god i wish i was kidding

>No salt in Japan
I will never go there

>hi boyfriend
BETTEL 2 STAYS WINNING

>hey boyfriend
wdhmbt

>>72317953
IGNORED

>>72317978
he blew him a kiss and called him babe

>bettel is the first one to die

>>72318046
I'll have to watch Bettel's pov because it was just complete silence when watching from Altare's side

So dumb.

KEK

>goo goo ga ga, i'm altare and i shit my diape. that's you

Altare just sucked all the fun out of this joke and now it's just weird.

ANIKI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-vWxFdPu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-vWxFdPu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-vWxFdPu4

BETTEL STOP FEEDING

Hildibrand is peak japanese humour and it's so stupid I can't help smiling

Sleepy aniki

THE JOKE IS THAT

altare's got long skinny legs

The erp cabin...

Axel's leaning more into yume-ness I ain't about it

>>72319376
how?

>>72319376
retard

yes it is a sign

kek betsy

>>72319490
i likes ya
and i wants ya

>>72319376
He's the same as always.

sex with tired flayon

the VOD surgeon
https://twitter.com/nooooouuuuugat/status/1772654207759188238/

Sleepy flay is so cute

BUY AXEL STOCKS

>>72319376
Probably because the fucker is sick and jetlagged, still the same but comfier(?)

>>72319828
kek

Scammer

Ah there it is

>>72319828
kek

Group cover huh

Where is the damn orisong dingo?

So many duo covers

>>72319828
kek

That just made me sad

>>72319828
sugoi

All this gacha talk is confusing the fuck out of me

Tired Flayon needs either rape or fren to do sleepovers with