/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Baguraette honhonhon

I can save her...

Speaking of tummy earlier reminded me didn't Gura say she doesn't have those tummy lines? I think they're called v lines. What does that mean? Is she actually a little chubby?

>>72294529
Gura isn't and won't associate with French people you fucking anti faggot.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>72294581
It's confirmed she's a chubby little gamer gurl. People analyzed her 3d dancing and in her mocap suit, she a little oinker in the cutest way <3

>>72294582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woC4Y5z8mtU
Watch karaokes

>>72294650
Not you again.

>>72294748
Liking cute songs isn't the same as having respect for the French. Try harder toad cuck.

>>72294650
Lardfags aren't people, and suggesting the only reason she would move more slowly than Kiara is because of her body weight isn't "analysis" dumbud

>>72294826
Just a lurker but I trust the theory. No reason not to. She eats bad.
>>72294846
True, Gura is a shark.

>>72294455
samen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg
This showed up on my feed today. How difficult is it to make my own gawra?

This might actually be somewhat accurate, then. Imagine...

>>72294827
Ah yes, I, too, regularly sing songs in the tongues of people I don't respect
Let me guess, did Nigerian hands type this post

Gurass

he thinks Gura is fat, but it's actually just my child growing inside her :3

nyo

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm still thinking about tummy mic and tummy cam

>>72295379
Internal? Or external?

That shopping cart anaolgy actually helped me understand the gravity concept. I always thought why don’t heavier objects fall faster, and the answer is because gravity remains constant and proportional. So even though the bowling ball is heavier (meaning you’d think it’d fall faster), it has more resistance to overcome (making it slow down). And even though the marble is lighter(you’d think it’d be slow), it has less mass to move meaning less resistance. Holy shit

>>72295474
External, but I'll take either. Or both.

>>72295379
intrauterine ASMR coming soon. imagine how comfy that would be...

>>72294553
Are you sure about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa8R4u8vmEs

>>72295506
Good job. In all seriousness, physics actually is pretty amazing once you start to understand it a bit.

>>72295506
Glad I could help bud :)

>>72294986
he thinks that's his child, but it's actually me

>>72295518
Look at where her hand is scratching. She was already getting chubby here

>>72295755
d-daughter?

For some reason some people just refuse to accept that my daughterwife is a scrawny underweight tube. She's also cute and beautiful no matter how she looks so it makes no difference anyway.

Day 37! Give it up for day 37!

>>72295542
Yes! She just needs a man in her life and that man will be me. Her papa can't always be around to take care of his little girl.

>>72296314
Man, I remember back when this was just the plain Krabs image, and then some anon requested someone add the Gura hoodie resulting in what we see today
Serious question, Krabsposter anon - are you GLAD for the opportunity to revive your ritualpost, or do you wish you never had to post it ever again?

>>72296369
She calls me papa

Let's see if Gura will tweet to promote her Holo Emblem merch that every other EN member is doing right now. Might get a manager tweet within the next couple of days
.https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1772458452201124128?t=tET9gCLYc52tqkRRJt8mcg&s=19

I want to T u T and sexually T u T this T u T

>>72296646
T u T

>>72296590
>Getting excited over a manager shill tweet
Grim

>>72296799
Oyasame

>>72296590
I kinda just roll my eyes when new merch gets released, it feels like it's every week now.

>>72296799
Goobnight

>>72296799
sleep tight buddy

>>72296799
sharkdreams

Gura is NOT a goom shark

schedule soon

Gura is a fart shark

Did you feed your dino Guras today?

>>72297907
You actually reminded me that I should feed my tetras, thanks for that chumbie

>>72297907
That looks pretty tasty.

>>72297907
I made sure to rub her tummy

>>72294435
How long will this image last?

>>72294907
I believe he said it took him dozens of hours.

>>72296590
So much shitty merch, what even is a leather tray for?

>>72298592
>>72298650
My sharkwife is the cutest!

>>72298456
You put things in it? But I am more worried how lazy Cover is getting with the merch. This is the same tray that Fauna has for her birthday. And let's not get into the one-size-fits all clothing crap

>>72298456
A lot of things but I'll use it to clean my guns and other equipment to keep oil and smaller parts from moving or leaking about. Plus the low weight and small size make it convenient to carry around in a rucksack. I've been wanting a GuP one for a while but I might just buy 3+ of these. I'm actually pretty thrilled at this merch, thanks anon for posting it.

>>72298733
I just can't ever imagine using something like that. It seems like such an odd item. But I guess some people >>72298768 can think of a use for it.

when did you find out that birds chirping is most of the time just them screaming: "FOOOD!, WANNA FUCK? or THIS IS MINE, FUCK OFF!"

i wish there was an official gura backpack. i need one. and fake merch sucks my dick. just get a boring black backpack i guess, and not a cute one because i'm not a girl.

>>72298733
>This is the same tray that Fauna has for her birthday.
So weird. I don't understand why they would do that, her birthday merch literally just came out. So now she has 2 different trays?

>>72298887
FUCK birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeHCUIsPH50

>>72298887
birds get to fuck. even the ugly birds. it's not fair. they mock me. maybe if i make bird noises at fembuds.

>>72298814
The biggest problem for me would be the fact that it's synthetic leather rather than real.

>>72294963
SNIFFFFF

I want my mommy shark to tuck me in...

>>72299114
Anon, you'll make chumbie prime cry
uuuuuuu~

>>72299373
I want to force feed her some fresh roadkill.

>>72299373
I know, I know but synthetic leather feels awful. Real leather has a very nice texture very smooth and the color of it I just really it.

i hope Gura was not in that Baltimore bridge...

>>72299551
I know, I know but synthetic leather feels awful. Real leather has a very nice texture very smooth and the color of it I just really like it.

>>72299438
Based and psychopathic
I feel the same

>>72299559
What happened? I don't know what happens around the world.

>>72299438
does that mean uncooked?

>>72299869
bridge collapsed after getting hit by a ship, mass casualties incident, coast guard deployed to find the victims
https://twitter.com/rawsalerts/status/1772514786338619487

>>72300163
Two things from watching 2 streams I learned. 1 looks like it was either mostly or all workers repair/upkeep. 2 it was a Singaporean ship named Dali.

>>72300357
boat getting dizzy and can sail straight

How have these two not done a collab cover or orisong yet, or have I somehow missed it for all these years

i want that watch...

>>72300451
Gee I wonder why. Can't be Gura being gone 90% of the time

>>72300163
Damn, that's brutal and fascinating.

>>72300072
Uncooked, with fur still attached, I want to cut a chunk off the back of something and force it into her mouth and hold my hand there until she swallows. :3

Imagine being the captain of that cargo ship. Talk about screwing the pooch huehaha

>>72300489
Wtf is she actually a...

>>72300697
mother...

>>72300163
>"like all them people on the bridge just died dude"

>>72300783
no, they are getting drowned chumbie..
its not an "easy" death

>>72300756
of my child.

>>72300489
>Over $600 for everything.
>$25 acrylic stand.
Fuck off.

kaela using gura skin

>>72300899
>kaekaekae

>>72300892
poorfag...
jokes aside, that's before tax and shipping!

>>72300892
i'm getting that watch even when the specs are hurting me

>>72300899
Grand Wizard Gura is real?

>>72300489
>>72300697
The hoodie looks terrible and cheap. The watch looks pretty good but has gay ass bloop on it of course. And the backpack looks okay, but $200 for any of them feels like a scam.

>>72300489
i would rather seiko or casio.

this is just straight up mockery...

>>72300489
I've never paid much attention but does Cover force the other myth girl's mascots on as much of their merch as Gura? It's fucking obnoxious.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>72301251
Her mascot is part of the original design unlike almost everyone else's.

>>72301460
but nobody who actually watches streams likes Bloop.

>>72301460
Okay but are things from other girl's original designs that aren't used anymore smacked onto everything? Is all of Ina's merch covered in her book? Does Kiara have her toy sword and shield on everything or something?

>>72300956
lolwut is this real? If so, damn, this chick really is as autistic as they say, it's not just her absurd tolerance for grinding

>chumbuds got reduced into a walking paypigs

feels bad man

>>72301871
You think that's bad, get this: we're flooded with ESL chimpanzees like yourself on a daily basis

>>72301918
You think that's bad, get this: A resident avatarfaggot whose sole purpose is to be butthurt
on posts he doesn't like

>>72302021
>No predicate clause
>Having a picrel is avatarfaggotry
Sasuga ESL SEAroach, I wonder why everyone hates you

Can I have a (You) too?

2nd night of insomnia. Give it up for 2nd night of insomnia folks.

>>72302153
Here (You) go anon

>>72302164
Hang in there bud, you'll pass out eventually.

>>72302152

>yet another avatar faggotry and grammar police
Holy shit, your existence is absolutely pathetic and pitiful, no wonder you're stuck here forever.

>>72302288
That's a child

>>72302364
Yeah mine.

sleep tight chumbies

goob night

>>72302322
>Gets his retarded attempts at "English" corrected
>Ego bruised, lashes out and doubles down
rumao
Could you please go impotently seethe over your hurt feelings somewhere else, preferably someplace where you can actually speak the language without sounding brain-damaged

goob night

>>72301153
Because it is. I can get a quality backpack for that price. I bet that is closer to 50 dollar one

>>72300163
I've driven over that bridge so many times. So weird to see it gone

Hey, no one posted this. More Gura, merch. A watch, a bag and a hoodie.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1772533989070229878?t=YFUR-jeGCmqr8dQl5zqc4Q&s=19

I am hoping for the day Gura sells her onahole merch. Would definately buy at least 3.

>>72302826
And a acrylic stand.

>>72302582
This shrimp is comfy

>>72302855
its going to be a bloop emergency tenga instead. you pull off his hat and brain fuck him

>>72302611
>another avatar faggotry

Please fucking neck yourself already. You're mentally handicapped who can't post without an image. I'd say it again that your existence is pathetic and you contribute nothing here and in real life. Your parents wished that you weren't born.

>>72302826
>Watch
AAAAA I WAS *JUST* IN THE MARKET FOR A WRISTWATCH THIS IS DIVINE PROVIDENCE
>$230
I'll have to talk to a watch guy buddy of mine to see if I'm paying much of a premium for the brand or if the watch itself is actually a good value on a mechanical level, this is in roughly the same price range as the models from Citizen he suggested when I asked him where to start looking literally yesterday
(on the off-chance if anyone cares: https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/product/AW0096-06L.html?cgid=mens , https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/product/AW0081-54L.html?cgid=mens, https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/product/AW1780-25A.html?cgid=mens))
>December 2024
Okay good I have some time to save up at least

>>72303191
Not much of a watchfag but these look 80 dollars at most 10 years ago

>>72303106
>another
*more
>who
*and (alternatively you'd have to reformulate the sentence to something like "you're *a* mentally handicapped *insert zinger here* who can't post without an image" - at which point the sentence is STILL baffling, due to you being inexplicably enraged at people posting images on an imageboard)
>I'd
*I'll (also remove "that" and add a comma, or a colon if you want to show everyone that you went to college)
>wished
*wish

>>72303287
Hmm, is that so?
Well, I never send superchats and am exploiting the JewTube VPN hack to pay for my membership in Argentinian Pesos, so maybe it's only fair
Gonna wait for November/December to decide, thankfully I'm in no hurry

>>72303191
Hololive merch always has crazy margins for merch. The watch you linked is probably better

>>72302826
Why the fuck is the both the watch and backpack 230 in usd but 160 and 140 respectively in yen

>>72303543
Because Cover has to make sure Japs can afford the shipping cost. Wouldn't want them to have to pay more for once, would you?

That watch will be a thousand dollars in some years
You know that right

>>72303985
>I'm now thinking about where Gura will be in ten years
>And where I will be in ten years
Gee thanks for that anon, I'm gonna go lie down now

>>72304233
>thinking
Yeah, where it all went wrong.

>>72304320
Oh, I think about that constantly
Thankfully, these days I'm thinking about that less, since now I can think about how everything is finally going right, slowly but surely
Honestly feel like someone up there's looking out for me

pet shart

There they are. The predictable Gura merch shill tweets, lol. Told ya..

Gura shill tweet
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1772565484413874181?t=MdXjInYLXlZqVrwO19Fl8Q&s=19

>>72304848
Edited version of this tweet
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1772566439620497784?t=h9-Qwiyy1DnbV4vcu2cffw&s=19

>>72304848
I told you the feeling is not mutual, why should she try when the company treats her like this?

Fuck this sell out bitch

>>72300697
They did her dirty with that line kek

>>72304848
Thanks mane-chan for shilling

>>72305201
>>72304969
>Gura tweet = Schizo seething as always.
I love her

>jwu
>shill tweet

damn i just want to go to bed again

>Noooo gura doesn't tweet and is always mane chan
Schizo are pathetic.

>>72305414
Gura doesn't know how to type hiragana/katakana. Those are always manager tweets.

We're just going back to how things were in August-January now I guess. 6 month anniversary of not getting a 3 year member badge is right around the corner.

>>72305475
Source: my schizo dreams

>>72305414
Yes, because she is totally awake at this hour and first thing she does is to shill merch

>>72305521
She's still working hard in Taiwan!

>>72305482
Ipass already said about this last week retard. Gura will stream soon. You can KUPYS because you are a pathetic schizo scream like always something good happy. And by the way a bought the watch

>>72305521
Or she's still in Taiwan, with her manager typing the moon runes for her. While she works on getting another shitty sponsorship we can't do anything with except order Chinese plastic with a $100 shipping fee markup.

>>72305581
Fucking what? Translator please? Also no way a 3rd worlder like you spent 3 months salary on that watch.

>>72305589
>>72305521
>Is mane chan please. LISTEN TO ME .MY SCHIZO DREAMS ARE TELLING ME RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
KYS

>>72304938
>>72303543
>>72303191
>>72303287
there is not a chance in hell that watch cost them more than like $30 in materials. you can buy a japanese quartz movement retail for like $10. I'd imagine its way less than that if they went chinese and/or bought in bulk. Also its one of the cheeper movements because there aren't any complications on that thing, just 3 hands no day or date or anything.

>>72305656
Darkmaze when did you break out of the mental institution?

>>72305656
As a Gura fan I think you would hope it isn't her. That would mean all she cares about is merch.

>worst rigging
>cheap MV's and music productions compared to the JP
>her very first 3D live got cut in half
>her birthday 3D live got delayed for years
>her Kyun Vampire Girl cover got axed because of neglectful management, time and money wasted for nothing
>can't upload Skyrim shorts/videos
>wanted to do some project and your manager quoted 200k
>asked for game permissions and got scolded at
>Cover doesn't tard wrangle Kiara at all but suspended Vesper over some nothingburger
>"a win for me is a win for hololive"
>they use her twitter account against her will
>they opened a whole new subsidiary company so that selling Gura merch is easier for them

literally why should she try? do it for chumbuds that always blame her first before Cover?

>>72305581
Holy esl...

Didn't read the thread lol

Cool looking merch

>>72305683
>Darkmaze bogeyman
The absolute state of schizos

>>72305742
>>Darkmaze bogeyman
You don't help your case when you're the only one who ever said that shit, no one has said it while you've been gone until just now.

>Gura happy
>Fans happy
>Schizo seething.
Gonna sleep a wait. For my wife stream. I'm happy now. Shizos can KYS.

Is that another blue bag? How many blue bags do you need?

>>72305581

>>72305771
Keep seething schizo

>>72305545
Lmao. I rather believe the other rrtat than that she is in Japan or Taiwan anymore. But please tell me what kind of work requires her to be in Taiwan?

Do you think she misses us?

>>72305804
You should go back to the mental hospital. Totally not Darkmaze

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

i want to buy that Gurolex so much

>>72305804
Unfortunately it's clear you didn't keep up with your English reps while in the mental hospital.

busy busy!!

Sex with a fembud.

>>72305521
Is 6 am EST in US retard

Holyyy, I just checked the comments on her DRG stream.

>>72306296
>US

>>72306296
it's not her because no twitter likes this time, stop pretending to be a chumbud

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

Gura should stop making backpack merch.. It's easier for me to target the fembuds at the nearest local preschool.

>>72306045
Wait your turn. I'm not done with her yet.

>>72306360
>Pretending
I'm gdca by the way. The reason i'm not posting is because people are calma except the quesadillas retard who cannot shut his fucking mouth like a weakbud as always.
And gura like are always later retardchama unless she is still in Asia.
Anyone with brains another a schizo knows she is gonna stream soon also inluding april 1 stream as always. But schizos only scream and believe in their wet dreams as always. pls kys already

>>72306763
We know you are gdca and we know gdca is darkmaze, that's been clear for ages, now stop typing you ESL retard.

>>72306861
Stop shitposting my sharkwife then

>>72306763
God I wish you stayed away, I hate having to decipher your incoherent ramblings.

I went to an Ado concert last night and she sung Stay With Me, the song Gura likes and it was amazing. Seeing someone that good at that they do was really interesting
Then I woke up to the Gura merch and I was immediately let down. It just looks so bland, especially for that price tag wtf

>>72305705
We have absolutely no evidence it was a manager besides making your feelings less hurt retard. She's never had management make tweets or messages before, and just being overseas isn't a reason she wouldn't be able to tweet.

>>72307404
>especially for that price tag wtf
Price tag is really crazy. None of that stuff looks near the quality it should be for that. Especially the hoodie. The hoodie looks like it should be $30-40, not $230.

They should have gone with a diving watch for Gura and made it $400-800 the price and I would have bought it, or maybe wait for a Fauna field watch (not because I like Fauna more but because I like field watches more).

>>72307520
>She's never had management make tweets or messages before

>>72307520
I also like to think it's her going out of her way to make shill tweets during her months-long absences, it's way funnier.

>>72307882
It's funny how completely tone deaf her shill tweets tend to be.

>>72307606
gura collab with blancpain/omega when

>>72304848
>>72305414
>>72305201
>never seen an idol promote merch.
Mumei did like 10 this year, half the time she was still on break and can back to do the promoting. Gura going "bag" when Myth were all promoting their merch last year says volume about her thoughts to promoting anything.

>>72300489
If this is Cover (more of a company collab thing?) they are being open now about the value they see in Gura's name. They are obviously testing the waters with bigger merch to see if will sell. Just like they're using Gura to reach out to Taiwan and grow there. And Gura's face used to hire and promote for Cover US. They're made Gura into a symbol itself.

>>72307520
Except Cover owns the IP and channel. We know at this point with Japanese contracts that taking over a channel or twitter is possible. Also, >Kiara got sick
>spend the day and shared Gura's food
>Mumei got sick
>spend the day with Gura and shared Bae and Gura's soda
>Kronii got sick
>offered Gura her drink
>JP members getting sick with one with covid now
I'm a guessing that Gura is sick too.

>>72308040
gura is basically hololive, especially when cover is a public now

Is Gura a fembud?

>>72308004
While that would be great I cant spare 8k minimum on a watch.

>>72308288
alright, gura collab with Seiko then
>limited edition
>Seiko Alpinist with blue theme
>sea inspired dial
>second hand marker with trident
>80hour power reserve
>sapphire crystal with caseback

>>72308522
10/10 would buy even with a 10% overhead due to collab.

>>72308578
>10/10 would buy even with a 10% overhead due to collab.
Judging by this collab it would probably be a 200% overhead.

>>72308578
would be lucky to even grab one, that watch will be a scalper heaven

I counted 5 threads about gura merch today. Seems to be about the normal number for when gura does anything

>>72308102
If you listen to enough v-tubers being interviewed about behind the scenes they talk about the handful of ones that "keep the lights on for the company". Cover is big enough now to not worry about that but maybe during the v-tuber boom when many places were cropping up Gura was like big stick that allowed Cover to make a claim to the "walled garden". For long time at least Gura and maybe Mori "kept the lights on" for EN and made that branch be taken serious.

>>72308040
This is not kurosanji, every time a manager has used a talent account before, they always specified

I need to sexually bully and ryona this little nympho slut T u T

How much profit does Gura make when I buy her merch?

>>72309359
Enough for her to not feel the need to go after super chats and enough to make other women seethe.

>>72308942
My daughterwife and daughterdaughterwife

>>72308795
True, I would have to night on the long knives to the non-loyal chumbies.

>>72305919
enough to do a brand new merch drop!!! we love gura buy gura merch $700 gura merchhhh

>>72308795
I will do this but Gura's watch

>>72309390
She didn't go after super chats before merch either. People trying to correlate merch sells with her actions are stupid.

>>72308942
My onahole factory and my new onahole T u T

>>72309359
I hope she makes a lot, honestly.
She'd read more supas if she didn't get spammed with requests or tricks to say weird shit etc
we can't have nice things i guess.

I think she has little time for hololive. It seems that way.
Doing merch is a nice gesture sure, and a gesture that makes both her and the company money, and fans get something 'gura themed' to treasure, but I think it's something she can do because it takes minimal effort and time by her personally. she maybe signs merch once in a while and that takes time, but beyond that it is handled by others

>>72298923
I am now 80% sure this is Gura or a cover insider

that gura,bae and irys hung out and visited mumei together while in japan is a fun thought, they seem like a group that syncs well

What was edited in the tweet?

>>72309543
You eat other shrimps and take their watches?

>>72309359
>>72310169
It's a weird mix because Gura doesn't promote merch as much as other ENs do or make Super chat money, yet makes a lot off her name anyway.

The more you learn to more you know there are a lot of out of pocket cost. The 3D stuff and songs Gura used for her last birthday costed a lot. The anime opening costed a lot (Bae said in a round about way she couldn't afford it). Gura likely added funding for her duo project 3d concert with Marine and animated song. Flying to help Fauna and Shino with their 3d showcase. She may or may not have had to paid when she did pic related stuff. So the money Gura gets she puts an amount back in.

And shows why people like Calli, Marine, Pekora, Kson and Rusha are so much richer than her. Gura doesn't max out her earning potential like people here think and throws a lot of it in projects and stuff she takes a lost for.

>>72310911
>It's a weird mix because Gura doesn't promote merch as much as other ENs do or make Super chat money
Gura doesn't do anything as much as the other ENs

It takes Gura 10x the effort to do the same thing as others.

>>72310911
If Gura starts selling her bath water she will become HOLO's richest talent

>>72310940
I'm not going to argue with someone who uses straw man and likely antis her anyway.

How subtle is that hoodie
I dont want to be recognised going into work, gura was the most mainstream a vtuber has ever reached after all
And I just bought 3 of fauna's deskmats too. Fuckers milking me dry

>>72311003
She's literally just like me...

>>72311071
A good chuck of Gura's fanbase are made up of normies, people gateway into v-tubing, actual kids and those with completely different global viewpoints who live around the world. Whales and the people who would have brought that type of stuff anyway will buy that. But someone like Nerissa or Marine would sell bathwater like hotcakes.

>>72311254
kani... T u T

I sort of don't care about Gura at all. I just want to fuck her brains out.

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>72300489
Anyone preordered already? did you pay upfront or do they charge you when they start shipping?

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1772483522915144145

>>72311849
I can't afford this stuff, I gotta rethink my buyfag tendencies...
maybe just the acrylic stand...

I was all set to order it then I saw the price was twice the maximum I'm willing to pay and backed out. There's a limited amount anyway, fans who care about having Gura merch more than me should have it.

>>72311987
I can afford this stuff and I'm passing on this one. It honestly just looks like junk, I'd balk at that jacket at $100, I don't need a watch and I don't need a backpack.

>>72311987
Same but i really want that watch, two actually, one to wear and another to display.
Looks similar to my old Casio Edifice.

>>72311102
>It's a weird mix because Gura doesn't promote merch as much as other ENs
Is meaningless when it's 80% of what she does and 5% of what the other EN do

>>72312295
AI seriously needs to stop cunnifying Gura even more. She's already cunny enough.

>>72312461
It's still not as cunny at that one artist who I was going to post but somehow don't have saved on this computer. You know the one.

>>72312248
Did you pay 200 dollars for that? I had something similiar and it was around 100

>>72311876
T u T

>>72312332
Is that normal if I want to fuck this thing?

Can you guys quit lewding and lusting after her? Can you also knock it off with the rapey stuff?

>>72313182
https://twitter.com/pocopocoing/status/1772591357053608085

>>72311876
i love my lewd wife

>>72313182
https://files.catbox.moe/pesz46.png

>>72312595
more like $60 dollars, it was on sale at the time.

>>72313579
Why are they all just watching Gura get goomed in?

>>72310577
The first post didn't have a jp link

>wake up
>notification
>merch tweet
>nothing else
Fucks sake, didn't miss this.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>72314646
Thats my wife

>>72314138
You wouldn't be watching that?

I woke up and saw the merch tweet, I liked the design of the watch and the jacket. I was expecting the watch to be kinda expensive compared to most of her other merch but over 200 for that fucking jacket? Highway fucking robbery. I also find it a bit funny I brought up watches a few times in this general a couple months ago and now we're getting a Gooba watch

Goob morning retards

>>72315270
Goob morning faggot

Anybody know what her current pc specs is or the last one we know about?

>>72315643
Gateway Pentium III

Surprised at how normal it looks right now. I expected to read back through a bunch of falseflagging and positivity trolling but nope, just dorkmaze of all people popping in and then leaving.

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>72316476
2022

>>72316577
Your mom issa hoe

lmao

>>72316727
Europeans and their funny lookin commas

>>72316727
>it's real
I didn't even see that, I just skimmed. That's actually kinda funny in a painful way.

S L U T

>>72316859
Actually thats my sharkwife

>>72316859
That's a fat tail

>>72316727
Jesus Christ cover really? It's not even a cheap silver casing just stainless steel

>>72316727
so even fully put together, that is a 80 dollar watch? and they are selling it at 230 before taxes?

>>72317321
Yeah but it is Gawr Gura™ Official Merch so the price is justified. Stop asking questions and buy it.

>>72317321
No, it is a 10 dollar OEM watch with a 2 dollar custom dial, for 230

>can easily and cheaply replace mechanism if it breaks
idk, seems like anti whining to me

>>72317415
Shut the fuck up anti, cover needs a 2000% profit margin to keep the doors open

I am a going to pay 5 watches and wear them all at once on each of my extremities for when the next time she streams.

>>72316856
Really feels like they are trying to squeeze the Gura IP of all value it has left before she graduates.

I'm way more confused by the twitter response than anything, all the people saying it looks sick or looks like a high quality watch, what the fuck?

>>72317473
People paying 200 dollars for a fucking watch don't care about cheaply replacing the mechanism.

>>72317598
They are NPCs programmed to only buy Gura merch.

>>72317598
A good majority of people don't actually know what a high quality watch is.

>>72317645
200 dollar is peasant tier

>>72316727
These will going on Aliexpress for <$50

>>72317573
What also worries me, and i am 100% sure this will happen, whenever she eventually graduates, which will one day happen, even if she loves Hololive at 100% again, that day will come, 1 year from now, 6 year from now, whatever, BUT when that happens, unlike other members who graduates from companies, it will be the very last time we ever hear from Gura or her roommate. I am 100% sure she will be done with being in the public eye after she graduates.

>>72317824
Maybe she will be indie again. But she’s made enough money to last a lifetime.

Internet fame is really toxic, only crazy people try to prolong their fame. Get your money and get out is smart.

>>72317824
I mean that’s what I would do

>>72317598
It does look sick. I would buy it if it wasn't so expensive.

I dont like wearing stuff on my wrist. Makes my arm heavier

Retard hours again already?

>>72317824
If it makes you feel better, we already saw the last of the real Gura long ago.

>>72317681
There is zero reason to wear a watch these days. Having one is more a sign that you're a faggot than anything, no wonder people don't know what a "high quality" one is like.

>>72318040
Ye

>>72318080
Yes you do, well not right now. However when things start getting "funny" having a phone or smart watch both of which constantly give away your gps location. I'd like to have easy method of knowing the time. Catchpa knows.

bruh why'd you wear a watch on your wrist when you got your phone in your pocket an shit, fr fr

>>72317321
They sell the same exact stuff for like $60 cheaper per item if you just buy it from the JP version of the store, it's actually cheaper to buy it there and pay the shipping to NA, they're actually just scamming people.

Cover is slacking on dino merch. Its like they dont want more money

>>72318833
Sure mister tinfoil hat.

booba huhaha

she is based because she makes all the corposlaves seethe
nijiniggers hate her because she's an amalgamation of raw talents and goodwill that they will never have
holodrones hate her because she's the only hololive talent that can expose their precious Cover as a black company

>>72310911
I need to stop reading long posts it’s entirely schizos that don’t watch her. Why don’t you watch those other girls then instead of coming here?

$$$$$$$

$lut

>>72319409
The Turner Diaries were right, honestly I just read it and WLP was right. Absolutely prophetic guy was ahead of his time pure savant. Understood culture and its future pefectly. His one flaw was his early predictions still he encapsulated the lemmings and their incapability to act.

>>72320064
like you wouldn't do it, hypocrite

I wish Gura would try to steal my money with her holes instead of overpriced merch...

I remember when gura showed up to the offcollab and the whole thread flipped flopped from doom/anti/shitposting to joy. I'll never let that shit go.

For $230 she could put out a high quality cunny onahole molded to her exact cun-cun dimensions!

>>72320694
Yes, there is joy when she's around and the opposite when she's once again gone for weeks at a time with little but promotions and merch. This isn't strange.

>>72320840
I'm still satisfied with her twitter space. Maybe I'm just an easy going person.

Funny how Gura basically turned into the "moichandise" guy from Spaceballs that she made so much fun of

>>72320930
I'd buy more dino merch in a heartbeat

>>72320903
There's nothing wrong with that, but don't somehow manage to be the most retarded person in the thread. Yes, all the doom and gloom was amplifying by the second but then vanished the moment she showed up to that karaoke, something that made everyone happy. Take a fucking guess as to why, then apply it to now or any other time.

Is she cashing out because she intends to leave hololive soon, is that what we're witnessing?

>>72321044
Are you retarded?

>>72321023
People should memorize how they felt when that happened and remember the moment to feel happy again.

she's arguably one of hololive's (and VTubing) biggest stars.
if she just disappears soon, she'll be missed even if she isn't a streamer anymore.
she still somehow occupies peoples' minds.
special and memorable people have that effect.

>>72321023
Focusing on things that make you unhappy is fucking stupid. Go do something else. Anything else.

>>72316727
I was wondering about the composition and the most expensive thing about it is the mineral glass casing and the brass hands. The movement makes it quality but cheap. It’s definitely over priced but not by much. It’s $150-180 watch.

>>72318840
That makes sense that’s a more accurate price

there's a silver lining to this grim situation: this negates the possibility of the Taiwan surprises being more merch

I'm sad buds, I would like to get the watch bad but I'm broke and credit cards maxed out. I hope one day I will get another chance like this. I hate it because they will be so limited we are looking at the watch going for a very high price on resell so no way I can buy it that being the case. Sometimes I hate made to order Items.

>>72320903
The twitter space was nice but it was so short. I'd be very pleased if she did another one for at least 30 mins or so. Even just one every couple of weeks would keep me satisfied until she's back home and ready to stream again.

>>72321492
Same well not exactly the same but I do want the watch.

>>72300489
I want the watch too but i dont think I can justify it. I'm not sure why they did this with some random chinese brand and not something like Seiko. I would have definitely bough a gura seiko.

i think i prefer the old reliable watch

I love dinogura the most

>>72321678
I hate how relevant this just became but more than that, I hate that it made me laugh.

>>72321736
It would've made me laugh if it wasn't the version that shitposters use

>>72321537
You still think she is in Taiwan? Get real, she has no reason to be there or Japan anymore.

>>72321780
That's why I hate that it made me laugh, yeah. Topical though.

>>72321780
How is it for shitposters when its true? New merch right now!

>>72321816
>>72321819
You guys are always in this thread

>>72321891
So is everyone else dumb enough to be here when she's not streaming.

I still don't trust kiara. Something scares me about her. Its like she mindbroke and groomed gura to be her pet and I don't like it.