/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I had a dream the other: qb opened a company where she made homemade sandwiches for delivery. The sandwiches were all made by vtubers, and if you clicked on the profile, it would show you the cute girl anime who made the sandwich. They were mostly done by herself but at that moment she was streaming so a vtuber friend was the ones making them right now, but she was just taking the orders on chat.

I believe this not to be a dream but a prophetic vision of the future. The company can start in the UK but easily spread across the world. The only downside would be doxing yourself to your oshi, but this was also discussed in the dream; I decided It didn't matter, and I ordered a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise.

I want to eat a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise made by qb. That's all, thanks.

I just wanted to say I used the sheep's friendly graph to make that gif

>>72237880

This thread is not long for this world.

>>72238014
Me either, but no one is bumping me

>>72238101
*bumps you*

>>72238708
God I wish this were me

Stop dying

Come watch Holo team drafting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIHw-ZQmR2s

Page 9....

>console wars faggotry
>only talk about some foc beginner
>why does nobody post here anymore?
A mystery not even Hana could solve.

>>72242936
I'm watching my flesh wife Rumi

One last bump

Perhaps it is time for the thread to pass into the next life.

This thread was never really sustainable unless there was a corpo out there that specialized in mahjong vtubers

>>72244614
nigga these are words on a screen not fossil fuels just post more lmaoooooooooo

There's activity enough when posters are awake and streams are happening. But neither of those things are right now.

>>72242936
You are free to talk about anyone you want, you know?

>>72244729
mleague is on...

>>72244952
All the mleague posters just post in /mjg/ though, and it still doesn't get much discussion most of the time.

someone said yesterday they were hosting a tournament on April 4th but they didn't post the link...

Just join the Whale Cup happening in April

I see you've joined an /mjg/ friendly anon.
ganbatte

>>72245060
NTA but it's probably Fuza
https://twitter.com/FuzaKeruNah/status/1770466114281119912

>>72245614
>Needs discord or twitter handle to sign up
Guess I can't play in this one.

I take mental damage from your guys plays sometimes.

>>72246242
I didn't deal in though

>>72246242
I take mental damage from my own plays.

>>72246242
Stop stalking, please I beg you I want to queue up without feeling judged, you steal my flow every time too

>>72246310
Relax anon. I'm watching a friendly.

>>72246341
I'm paranoid and I haven't played in 3 days
The event...

sorry jongstalker, I just got off work and my only goal was to not deal in to /mjg/ filth

>>72246242
i usually do other things while i play ranked and barely pay attention to the game

for some reasons i often feel the need to integrate the tile i draw into my hand even though it's better to discard it

Does anyone want to play Catan?

>>72246889

mortal is telling me to call more

>>72246242
I'm an adeptchad and I'm not reading anything, what do you expect

>>72247102
Never call anything.

>>72247379
I mean when my hand is looking tanyao nomi at best, I might as well collect my 1000 points and go to the next round

Eggy jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy

>>72247696
join her room!

>>72247764
work hate

>>72247764
I'm too shy to join

You're such a luckshitter furry...

>>72247696
is the stream freezing or is it just me?

>>72248650
Its freezing for me as well. Could be one of my 20 adblockers though

I saw that

>>72249772
oh yeah? wwhat would YOU have done huh?

>>72250066
not cut the dora indicator against dealer riichi

>>72250868
>he wouldnt cut dora indicator against dealer riichi with no dora showing and no dora suit discards
Cowardly goldkek

>>72250868
>>72251241
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>t. Rudyard Kipling

I do not yet have the mentaru for this level of Stoicism, so I am a hypocrite by posting this

>>72251775
I think I get it now. Bitches don't care about the color of your adept so become a push chad if you want to get that sweet jonger pussy.

>>72252129
Anon~ I saw you drop that dora hatsu against dealer riichi on your last discard. I want a man like you. Take me right here~~~

>>72252296
>luckshitting a baiman dealer tsumo on a hell wait and cumming in a woman at the same time
It feels good to be an adept chad. Verification not required.

if this general dies ill have to post in /mjg/ what are we going to do?

>>72253629

Perfectly balanced

>decide to backread
>jong discovered my channel last night
Nobody here saw that last South game, right?

>>72254632
i did and rezuul did. hoping to see you hit 2view soon

>>72252296

>>72254316
I hope your ass ain't in gold cause thats a slow slow death.

>>72254965
Not to be weird or anything but I'd watch furry hit it if he was in his suit.

>>72255148
that's kinda weird ngl

>>72254923
Thank you! I actually feel bad because I missed him following me. I need to set up alerts.

>>72255092
Ex1/Ex2 are still rising with those stats, Ex3 is equal

>>72255349
Must be nice...its tough being bad

>>72255092
just reached expert 3 actually

>>72255200
To be honest I would be fine with the fursuit, but watching someone I played mahjong with having sex would be too odd.

>>72255483
foxes are never bad

>>72255528
better not visit your mom anytime soon then~

>>72255528
But what if everyone has a girl? That's just bro mahjong sex

>>72255666
Only if you are also playing mahjong at the time.

>>72255857
Yes. Every player is having sex at the same time. If you deal in you are forced to pull out for the next hand. 2 han minimum no open tanyao 3 second timer.

>>72256068
>Get a pair of male and female jongers
>Have the women lay on their side in an L shape
>Sex with jongers while jonging with jongers
I need a metal mahjong table, a set of magnetic tiles, another man, and 2 very brave femanons willing to put themselves on the line in the name of MAHJONG and SCIENCE.

you guys should consider watching less porn

>>72257179
You say "pornography" I say "high art that deals with the sexual side of the human condition".

If you could get a set if tiles made out of any material, what would you choose?

>>72258894
Femanon tears

>>72257179
>watching
I wouldn't say I watch 2d images of little girls, I look at it

>>72258894
Human bone

>>72258958
You would need a lot of tears, but they're very easy to come by.

>>72258894
glass made from magic sand

Footjobs under the mahjong table...

>>72258894
rune (you need 40 jonglore to use them)

>>72257179
I don’t watch much porn but I used to write erotica and smut. It just something you don’t turn off like tips

qb streaming in 50 minutes

>>72258894
pcb

>>72258894
I'm considering making a set of stone for fun when i have the tools

I never saw this Crow pic by Kill la Kill's character designer.

>>72261888
That's pretty cool.

>>72259559
Imagine trying to hold it together so the other two players don't notice.

>>72262730
Gonna be real awkward when you pop and sprinkle some on their legs

>>72261888
damn that's cool would be good for thread pic

Khubie live!
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

wake up anon, it's time to queue

>>72263170
I'll be streaming later tonight

jong is dying

>>72264799
friendlies are required

>>72265010
waiting for reset

>>72265010
Wish I could, but I work most of the day.

>>72265144
what reset?

>>72265398
dailies
Majsoul Friends Room 33190(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33190

>>72265473
2/4

jong is reclining

>>72265473
started

Most entertaining jong vod? EN or JP is fine

Only catch if you have a loicense.

Now to wait 6 months for the next kaavi rate up so i can pull hibiki for the 4th time

>>72266095
>select image i want to upload
>theres an emote that i also want to use
>overwrite image with emote

>>72266095
Pull until you have enough faith to buy.

>>72265800
Chinchilla's jong streams were my favorite
https://youtu.be/i-CSWQWB_NM
https://youtu.be/MvgqxmX_04o

The wall, she is cruel

I needed that 5s for this dora bomb

I was almost cooking

>>72267847
thats what you get for that dama 5 months ago

>>72267893
I really want to believe someone actually remembers being dama'd 5 months ago and is still mad

>>72266264
Thanks!

>>72268397
kek you made me furiten you son of a bitch

>>72268110

>>72268805
...............................!

West 1 rumao

>>72268805
You have to play to win in lobbies like those can't risk losing to a glorified novice 3 now can you

>>72265473
well jonged

well jonged :^}

I was in furiten with a 4s wait from like turn 3, and you dodged all three of my souzu ponnable tiles to get out of it

well jonged

well jonged!

>>72269665
If you're not using all of the tools at your disposal, you're looking down on your opponent!

do you niggers really fill your room with AI lmao

>>72270257
who

I edited the FAITH gif like 2 hours ago and this women still has not started the game. Gonna marry her to punish her for all this yapping.

>>72270321
ceo

>>72270079
That's why I don't dama in friendlies.

>>72270257
I've seen one guy try to fill a sanma with AI and a tonpuu that apparently filled with AI and lost to it

>>72270964
>fill a sanma with AI
at least the AI want to play UNLIKE YOU

>>72271184
I was in there until he put the AI in

I didn't know you guys still wanted to play, I went to make food

>>72271269
You simply do not appreciate AI sovl. Our future overlords will remember this.

>>72268805
wait hag nigga was cooking 2han + possible aka at best, why he mad tho

>>72271432
>dama'd in front of not phases biggest talent
he must have been so embarrassed he probably quit playing

Tileman News:

>>72271597
nah, he got gud and is in E3 now, presumably just so we can't call him mad cuz bad for seething about dama or something

>>72271726
It's time he comes home...

>back to back games dealing into yakumans
yeah i think i'm gonna kill myself now

>>72272477
damn that sucks you should post the deal ins

>Mahjong Soul Vtuber Thread
What about Riichi City?

>>72272892
You can make /ichi/ if you want to.

>>72272892
>>>/vg/470906962

>>72272535
nah
one was a four concealed triplets the other was a counted yakuman sanma

>>72273018
can you post the counted? those are always pretty neat

>>72272892
If you every post about "that" client again I'm going to have your entire nation banned

>>72273096

>>72272892
>>>/vg/catalog#s=mjg

>>72273178
sword slut

>>72272892
We need Riichi City vtubers first.

>>72274768
well, anons? one of us could be TOP of the riichi shitty category on twitch! who's gonna do it?

>>72274851
we have at least one almost 2view. it should be him

>>72274851
The current riichi city stream has a shit mic, a female avatar and is playing tenhou. Our almost 2view will mog him.

>>72273178
>sanma

She's starting FAITH now.

>>72275123
FORGOT THE ANIMATION CHECKBOX REEE

>>72275174
>doesnt loop correctly

>>72275246
I quit im done I'm going to only play east friendlies now.

who is going to be on tomorrow's banner

oh nevermind it's the same two homos and jade slut

Scared QB cute!

It's time for the demotion
twitch.tv/yukichireikyu

>>72276396

>>72276090

get ronned get ronned get ronned

>didn't cut the 7s

>didn't kan tsumo

>push several dangerous tiles for a shit wait riichi
>refuse the kan
MAKE UP YOUR MIND ADEPTCHAD

is this how jongstalker feels when he watches me play

>>72277153
Yes

why would you not discard 8s

>>72277228
he sees the ittsuu

>>72276316
Scared Khubie is dangerous for the Heart Boner. Really just wanna hug her while she freaks out at the game.

>cuts dora

Anon is gonna derank on his first game

>deals in again

Stop drawing well

he still has his south dealer round left, surely he doesn't derank this game

>didn't chii

>keeping ton and hatsu

>cut 8s for some reason
>instant backfire

Anon is coping...

did anyone see this hand turning into sanshoku doukou toi toi tanyao?

based nyagger with the nomi hands

>cut the 1p instead of 6m

Fold nomi strongest hand, especially when you're in last place by 10k points and you'll derank if you don't get at least 2nd

welcome back anon

ADEPTCHAD

who are we watching?

>>72279139
you, queue up

>>72279176
sorry i have to make dinner and lunch for tomorrow

Mahjong tanoshii?... :'(

>>72279500
Whomst?

Jong crashed my PC...

>>72279500
:(

>>72278682
>>72278732
Went to find the vod and I'm glad anon made it home okay.

>>72271688
This coward grinched his derank stream again.

>>72271688
fuck off tileman, I'm cutting aka5p and winning the hand

Daiya is playing Mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

Good luck in your Silver East round, anon.

Fast riichi from dealer. Careful not to deal in, anon.

>based kan cat gives anon a dora triplet
>ruins everything by dealing in next discard
>West player has disconnected
>still East 2
I think we can safely say anon will get 2nd at the minimum here.

Why are jongstalking hours always when I'm at work

>>72283041
unfortunately no commentary :<

Rate the dumpire.
Rate the yapping
Rate the Very brave and not scared at all FAITH.
Rate the stream.

Khubie is very dangerousu for my heart shes just too cute. Hope she plays the other 2 chapters. Forgot to move the new ratepost image to my drive before I left tonight nyooorn.

>>72285055
QB/10

>>72285055
super cool and cute and silly vampire, glad she likes faith, scared QB is cute & funny/10

I havent hit a yakuman in month but havent hit pussy in years. I need some mahjong sex real bad

Nina live 1001/3200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpswoSXBh1c

>>72287182
why is nina deranking so fast

>>72287278
Lack of flow

>>72287278
Shes been answering tilemans wwyd wrong

>>72287278
She's playing Xenia

>>72287332
looks like she needs some electro flow therapy then

>>72287392
In every way except color scheme, she's literally Xenia

>>72286891
The footjobs under the table...

>>72287278
she knows the only way I'll watch someone play mahjong is if they're close to deranking

>>72288599
Nina deranking from Saint to M3 was kino, this is sad.

Wake up

>>72290862
blabababablabababa MAKEUP

>>72287772
She used to luckshit, but she looked different back then and played a different character. Check the archives to see what success looks like.

>>72291392
Dadadadadada you wanted to

>>72291829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoqLqoFrWI
She looked so much cuter and happier back then...

Why are you hosting rooms in /mjg/ now anon? Are we not good enough for you?

wrong thread

>>72293034
he didn't even use an image

>>72293034
I may have been drinking...I was wondering who the fuck rat boy was

South round: Majsoul Friends Room 61584(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61584

>>72294428
started

Bet you wish you were this cool.

>>72285055
She wasn't even playing mahjong go fuck yourself

>>72294729
We don't have enough mahjong

That nyaggers been added to the list and ill bring it up in 5 months

>>72294428
WJ

>>72294428
wj <_<

>>72294428
WJ!

>>72294428
well jonged
nini~

>>72296194
Thanks for the extra dora, by the way. ^_^

hmm...it seems my browser crashes every time I try to post a specific image. odd.

>>72296336
Screenshot it or something and post it

>>72296329
you're welcome @_@

>>72296336
must be a very powerful image, what is it?

>>72296832
Well two of the three girls are below the age of 15. So they are probably all enjoying ice cream together

>>72296832
oh uh...stuff

>>72296941
Now post VIP

>wake up from nap
>Nina is 3 4ths away from m1
based

>>72300045
>>72300195
she really is racing tileman to gold

>>72300296
She plays more than the m*le and doesn't grinch her streams.

stop dying

keep dying

>>72302105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07KFq7EqkPw

youtube recommended her, are you familiar with her jong?
https://youtu.be/4LngG_7BQ14

>>72305930
*snip*
*snip*

>>72304186
elu is my wife

>>72305930
>>72305997
Heh

watch flesh jongers
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

/jong/ is so dead I might have to start joining /mjg/ rooms

>>72308338
its not koko posting hours in mjg either

I noticed anon played another game after his derank and got 4th again...

The albatross fell from my neck...

>>72309383
>names

>>72309397
perplexing post

>>72309383
>albatross
We /golf/ now?

>>72309471
>pangya

>>72309471
it's a literary allusion maaan you wouldn't get it
that is a pretty neat jong variant though

>>72309471
I fucking miss this game so much.

page 10...

TIL denpa has a fansly
Oh.

>>72312075
fleshposting is disgusting

>>72312075
Yes, this isn't news either she pushed it quite hard to get as much money as she could back then

Sex with watapon

I hope watapon is a little girl

>>72316533
>>72316683
You wouldent, right?

The communist version of mahjong is ourjong.

>>72318162
Shut the fuck up.

>>72318162
If you call kan in ourjong you are executed for your greed.

>>72319659
This is why Im glad to live in a country that follows the philosophy of adam smith: the selfish kan in turn is most likely to create excess value for the rest of society including the kan’ner. This incentive of increasing ones own value through a kan has a net positive effect on the score economy. He was truly a mahjong visionary

>>72320089
retard

>>72320753
I don't know, man, I got a baiman last night because of someone else's kan.

>>72321086
good for you.

>>72321086
Kanpitalism, it just works.

die

>>72324423
>He said as he gave the thread life anew

Hanchan with Hannah

Bump limit cometh.

>>72325165
Mahjong sex with hannah for an entire hanchan

>>72326367
It is our civic duty to breed with human animal hybrids. It is the only humane way to reduce their population as their children will be more and more human as the generations go on.

Be healed!

QB stream
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>72328519
I think QB is Gary Busey with a voice changer.

>>72328519
One day she'll play on Riichi City

>>72330151
I'm sure she will, anon. And then she'll spread it to all the other vtubers and, before you know it, Riichi City will be the most popular mahjong client in the vtuber sphere.

>>72328519
she's going to be the strongest jongertuber at this rate in term of muscles

>>72331757
>Calls, breaks the table slamming her tiles into the corner
Based

>>72332186
>tsumo!
>slams the tile on the table
>the tile explodes into dust

>>72318162
Yostar is a Chinese company

I actually like mahjong

>>72332820
Stream that jong if you're so great.

>>72332820
what the FUCK

>>72333017
Sundays

Will you play Sega MJ during the Hololive collab?

time to die

>>72333322
don't think i will

>>72333322
Shan't

>>72333322
I wonder. Why isn't Ina participating?

baker?...

>>72333322
not after they shut down the US version

bread >>72333737