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News:
Ike, Shu and Pio collab café in China: https://weibo.com/7598684083/O4WSdEZiH
Alban at Color Fiesta on March 15: https://twitter.com/ColorFiestaVN/status/1768623192892154114
Noctyx Code Geass Collab: https://iijanproject.com/en/nijijen_cg_merchandise/
Luca and Shu at Starcube 2024 March 24 (M&G, Concert): https://twitter.com/SceStarcube/status/1759065393547948420
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, Online tickets on sale now): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Online tickets on sale now): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541

Outfit status:

Merch on sale:
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary Goods
Pickup VP
White Day Goods 2024

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Fulgur Orisong : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

>>72163441
nijigayo for anons who missed it

wife love! thanks for baking! and HBD to alien ojisan

>>72163808
thank you anonchama
i liked ver's paradise a lot, i hope this and his own karaoke on his channel boosts his confidence with singing

want to hear your voice soon

i need to breastfeed sonny

wife ren birthday overlap HATE

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>72166419
adult sonny pulling on your sleeve and asking if he can have some miwk after you're done breastfeeding the daughter that you two have together so after you put her to bed, you position him in your lap even if he's huge and his legs are dangling off the side of the lazyboy and he's in prime position for a nursing handjob

alban LOVE !!!
i fell asleep during nijigayo no.....thank you for baking anon....!!!!

>>72166665
ANON… this is all i’m going to think about for the rest of the night…

GIWTWM

dronk

>>72169931
what's the occassion, takaradachi

Bit late to the (Mario) party, but 3SKM collab to fill the void.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HouZ0fiDZts

>>72169931
drimk water

>>72170130
Alcoholism
>>72171694
I',m trying

>>72172373
uuuue be responsible tako......aruban will be back soon....

>>72172373
quit for alban
i quit kpins for him

>>72172614
He's a druggie and whore, he should stop first
>>72172812
Isn't that the opposite of what he implies he does

>>72173388
he may be a druggie whore but after a health scare i thought about how much i'd miss watching vtubers if i gave myself brain damage and that was the only thing that made me taper off
i haven't cared about anything as much as my oshi in a long time...

>>72173720
Huh, I was a literal whore and then a girl I worked with was killed and I stopped, we're similar in different ways

>>72173986
i hope you're far away from that crowd now and can keep watching aruban healthily

>>72174096
I am! I work a government job now

>>72173986
>>72172812
wtf is up with you guys, all takos are damaged

>>72174378
every fan will eventually find their histories entwined with their oshi, lile retroactive molding, where instead of (You) in the present changing to reflect your oshi, you instead realize your life and thinking process was similar to his this entire time

albump

i hope sonny does another mengen stream soon. i’m really craving the gentleness he gives us in them right now…

Did alien ojisan fix his headaches? hope he's feeling good on his bday

black butler anons wake up https://x.com/kuroshitsuji_pr/status/1771753808986788041

>>72177872
It's gonna be beautiful, I'm so excited

>>72177872
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRY62NECVU8
fulgur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMi7yloo3w

fuuchan schedd

manifesting new outfit

>>72179004
>togainu no chi
WOAH

>>72179004
this fucking man scheduling his zatsu on the day of my fucking flight... and i'm missing TnC....

nitro chiral sisters we're winning

>i'm fine with my birthday not being absolutely horrible
wife... i hope he'll feel better by then..

is there a vod for nijigayo?

>>72181321
scroll up anonchama

hex soon

hex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sofLIq-TVos

>>72181445
imagine giving ren a facial

>>72184107
oops didnt mean to reply

>>72184107
you may have (You)'d me on accident but i very much would like to imagine giving him a facial
he strikes me as a swallower

>>72179004
KINO on sunday

>>72174378
i am the only normal tako

>>72186469
You post here

>>72186747
FUCK

>>72186870
LMAO

yeah yeah we get it wife, we know you want to be thrown around and manhandled

wife keeps on bringing up bigfoot erotica, he needs a huge dick in him so bad

it's funny whenever wife theorizes something then trashes it cause he ends up going "nah that's silly'
or goes 'silly fuuchan' to himself and it's such a cute way that he mindbreaks himself!

>>72192360
wife has added a new vocabulary word to his silly nicknames. putty! what a silly putty!

wtf kind of chunni fever dream is this? no wonder wife loves this series so much

cute wife crying and singing through tears! god i love these streams, they’re so cathartic

>2027? i don’t even know if i’ll be alive 4 years from now
STOP SAYING THAT WIFE AIIIEEEEEEEE

>>72201715
no no no no no he's obvsiously referring to the concept of "alive" and "mortal" in the chinese philosophy standard in which case wife is going to ascend in the next 4 years

>7hr gameplay and still wants to zatsu/read supas
god i’m getting fat at this rate

>>72201848
w-woah wife is gonna be an immortal and be with us forever, just like in his xianxias

>every stream will be an entire day
24hr steams lets gooooooo

>>72202131
he’s teasing me so much even doing a slutty morning after voice

>itai yo itai yo
RAPEEEEEEE why are you even saying it in your whiny shota voice DOUBLE RAPEEEE

comfydants are all the same pero peroing wife’s sexy back

>>72201715
the fuck does he even mean by that, he cant literally mean hes so bad off its questionable he'll be here in 4 years or not AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP WIFE YOURE GONNA LIVE FOREVER!

>>72201715
he needs rape correction followed by love correction
>g word
oh he's been in an espresso depresso mood recently alright, it's funny how easy it is to tell. i hope sheep spoil him until he feels well again

happiness love sex attack on wife GO!

>>72203300
plying him with a mountain of takoyaki, some warming lube and his largest dildo!

did wife just imply he would've an hero'd without us...

>>72203930
nah i think he means g wording

>>72204200
slightly better but not by much kek. has he been this dramatic all day? i feel bad for thinking it's cute... this explains why i think claude's menhera outbursts are cute too... i think something's wrong with me

>>72202766
there was an anon a week ago here that was worried when the other shoe will drop with the wife kino but from watching wife these 2 years and i realize i think he feels bad not being able to go to offcollabs or 3D and that’s when he goes full manic parasocial and feeds us lots of love and fansa. this is like the white day event where he wants to make up for the missed valentines day… but eventually that energy tires him and that’s when his mood drops and that’s usually when he’ll coincidently schedule a break. (like after the last japan trip where he used to be the one only streaming and when everyone’s back that’s when he goes on break too). i think he’s mentally at that point where he’s hanging on to the bday but also disappointed with himself cause he thinks what he has planned isn’t enough and especially having to cancel two creative creative streams recently mostlikely worried him to no end... the irl thing might also be another addition to his mood drop but i hope he can get some needed rest and i wish he doesn’t have to be too stressed out with spoiling us cause him just being here and happily yapping away is more than enough for me. and that’s why the g-word or leaving/death jokes recently makes me extra sad cause nooo wife, you’re more than enough and are doing so much already i hope he gets his much needed love correction cause he’s so stubborn with this kind of stuff…

someone needs to pin fuuchan down and love him really hard against his consent

wife's baby fever is acting up again, he wants to adopt a baby puppy for even doggo

Sheep you need to tell your wife that he is already enough

>>72204715
I dont remember posting this

but yeah, i cant help but feel extra loved and spoiled by all the kino and long streams hes been feeding us, i wish he wouldnt have to feel the pressure of missing out or not doing "enough" for certain dates as hes always doing so much for us everyday!! its a boon that he really loves streaming too

his irl thing sounds like its been taking a toll on him too, i hope after togainu no chi he can take a few more days break for a bit.

aaaaaand he just spent 30 minutes talking about dogs instead of reading supers, we're gonna be here for 2 more hours kek...wife enjoys streaming so much

>>72205638
we've been telling him but hes old and deaf and cant hear us! stupid silly lovable wife! hmph!

>>72204715
wait you're pretty spot on with the timing of his depressive episodes being at the same time as everyone's meeting up irl, i never connected the dots. of course it's also an accumulation of other stress factors. two years into this i feel less concerned when he hits a bump in the road because i know he can pull himself out of it and the best we can do is shower him in love and support so he knows we would never judge him for it. as he's said before, it's just par for the course when you're mentally ill, i just hope our companionship has added a spot of light in his darker moments. also wife finally learned to say hoisin!

>>72205890
whenever theres a big meetup period and wife goes out of the way to spend so much time with us i feel so loved and grateful but also bittersweet, why is wife so good

>>72205638
he is like a real wife, he needs to be constantly reminded and reassured when his ovulation sends his hormones all out of whack and makes him menhera

wife with the hags! wife's bare ass in leather chairs is not the imagery i expected in my bingo card but i wanna lick his sweat off that chair

baa bye for reals wife! hope you get something yummy for dinner and have a good rest! thank you for being with us all day and love you!

finishing off my day with wife being sweet and clingy......... i need to become a better person to deserve this
>>72205529
one of my absolute favorite BDSM tropes is the sub being tied up and forced to listen to praise until they break down. it's hard to get right, it can easily veer into cringe territory where the praise feels like platitudes, but when it's done right... it's so good

still dronk

spent my entire day with cute wife, i think i know true love guys

ren karaoke

>>72207259
I've found only like, one fic ever where that trope was well done and it made me giggly for like a week

ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hzmJNVRON8
uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gs3u1XaW6A

>>72208624
god i'm now in the mood for one so bad...

ren startan

>>72208594
ren RAPE

Uki's starting his stream by singing lunam for the stargazer that passed a little while ago.

>>72209476
and he sounds really good, if you're watching Ren right now I recommend checking out the vod in a couple hours.

>>72209476
oh ;_;

>coldplay
so beautiful
>>72208247
wtf how

I love ren because he's stuck in the 2000's

>>72211131
He's just like me!

>>72211131
just like me fr fr

Like who else but him is gonna fucking sing hey soul sister in their vtuber karaoke. what a guy

>>72211590
For me, it was Check Yes Juliet

woah piano time

VANILLA TWILIGHT AAAAAAAH I STILL KNOW THE LYRICS BY HEART

this is becoming my favorite unarchived karaoke

this is why hes my oshi

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1772048013612945883
asking for correction

renvaderz you are very lucky, your oshi is a gem

the bday continues
https://www.youtube.com/live/U2KxycwC3Ts?si=2BPzHb-UV3cM4qe9

this alien is eating a cake now

renvaderz are so fucking cute. They're one of my favorite mascot designs

>>72218620
they look like his alien offspring

>>72219097
That's the best part, I dunno if we'll ever get elaboration on how ren's species works in depth so I use the 'vaderz as a substitute

>>72219097
how many wild oats has he sown...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeee i miss alban

pathetic kaichou getting popped on by a bird ....

>>72219253
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>72219230
>>72219231
what if his alien sperm was like snake sperm and could lay dormant until you're suddenly pregnant all at once with several vaderz like one of those scenes where a samurai slices a tree and walks away and the tree explodes?

>>72220212
this would be so hot to basically become uber pregnant when a codeword is used but its so funny to think of like, you're walking to work and then bam. ren activates his sharingan uber preggo alert

need ren's royal jelly

wife stop being in chat and join the totsu you WHORE

>>72222160
he's too busy fucking himself silly on his xenomorph dildo please andastand

ren bday merch up

>>72220809
like a pandemic, a pregdemic if you will
this is how he conquers planets
FUUCHAN ENTER!

wife finally came on his dildo and made himself presentable enough to join ren's totsu

>>72222397
yay! wife finally got off that dildo and went after the real thing! now he's whoring himself out selling renren's merch

>>72222758
instantly giving people a 6 month preg belly

wife is so horny for alien cock and he's shilling jam's cyren art again

takos your oshi is with ren

takos wake up

>>72223274
>>72223275
I'M AWAKE AND HE'S PREGNANT

my housewife cat who is sexually gratified when he makes the bed

>>72223274
>>72223275
THANK YOU ANONS I'M GONNA SKIP WORKD AND WATCH

aruban is nesting....? my omega cat wife....

wife sounds like he has nesting experience

>>72223645
that means his pregnancy was a success

sonny wants a mail-order bride. yuro briskadets now is your time

KNOVID ARE WHORES ACCORDING TO THEIR SEARCH RECOMMENDATIONS

>>72223707
wife is a retired omega walking through alban with his first pregnancy

Has Ren ever had a romantic VP?

wife coming for ren!

alban wants to drink fuuchans green pee

Wife is gonna show sexcat how to piss green

AIIEEEEEEE WIFE READ MY SHIZO POST BBUT AT LEAST THAT'S A GOOD THING???!?!???? MAYBE?? HE GOT LOVE CORRECTED???? HUHUHUHUWEEH wifeiloveyoupleasebe kind to yourself........ we'll always be here to support you ; ;

>>72226498
i love him so much i don't know what to do with myself

>>72226498
wait what? what did wife say? ;_;

CYREN ARE HAVING SEX

ren gave wife an alien facial and it blinded him

>my sweet sweet renren

enter pio

wife was gonna leave but now that his precious son-boyfriend is here hes definitely staying longer...

>>72229560
he ended up leaving because he didn't want to get raped by renvaderz alone in a strange room...

sonny brisko stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PtPzZDOnI

>>72234905
SEX SEX SEX

albump

i miss alban

sonny brisko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PtPzZDOnI

why does sonny sound so sexy today...

i would feed sonny bits of my flesh to nourish him. anything for my big brother!

sonny likes entering holes

>>72244987
TToTT

wife starting

I always like ittw, thank you wife for providing

can't stop listening to ren's acoustic wanderer

wife is thirsting over barbed catboy dick again

late to the announcement but hex 2.0 coming pretty soon according to him!! can’t wait for impregnation

>>72225186
i never bought any but i recall a renvader saying they are bfe

death on a monday

>>72257979
life on a monday

adorable wife hiccups

>>72260041
glad da frog fixed his VR
>morning radio w/wilson
cute

wife has totsu trauma.....

ver deleted his membership post from last night...

>>72264014
is that a good or bad thing

wife talking about how we cheer him up and how he hasn't been in the best mood lately, we know him too well... i'm so glad we can help him feel better

why has fulgur been such a woman lately. is he pregnant with the next wave or something

>>72265279
Which means the next wave are all shota because theyre newly born ,right right right right ri

Does anyone have an archive (heh) of Archivist's White Day stream? I tried looking around in previous threads but I don't know if I missed it, sorry. An anon said they had it archived.

>>72265915
There's a b2 mirror that was linked here before I think

>>72265279
he's ovulating, his period has synced up with the thread too

>>72265915
>>72265963
https://b23.tv/E0DUmjP

>>72266263
>I'm having the worst bout of cramps
>wife is his most hormonal
what the fuck is this

>>72264761
not really either. he probably felt like he overshared late night cause he couldn't sleep. those middle of the night thoughts

>>72266642
I also got my period last night...

>>72268148
I was going to make a "Let's take painkillers together" joke but then I thought of the idea of wife themed maxidol, its both merch and good

>>72268868
Imagine how many dramamonkeys would die off if there were vtuber themed meds

>>72268920
hex themed headache killers!

>>72268920
taking my albaxitine for my obsessive alban disorder

>>72269191
Snorting MDMA off a toilet again for mine

>>72269309
you guys keep the thread alive but you're fucked up sometimes

>>72269309
that doesn't sound fun...

Are takos okay

>>72269494
Sorry
>>72269581
I was 19 at the time, it was

>>72269622
says the mystake but also no we oshi a mentally ill crybaby who hides it behind an upbeat personality

>>72269494
like shooting a gun to keep the property value down, fucked up takos keep the thread alive

>>72269622
i'm as okay as my oshi! the stuff he said about having no life outside of streaming is LITERALLY me with streams

>>72269986
Excuse you!! It's just depression!! And slightly more menhera when oshi is gone or I'm on my period... But I understand, you have to smile and laugh through the pain
>>72270100
He's just like me frfr...

>>72270100
>no life outside of streams
knovid...

>>72269622
no, one of us tried to sudoku

>>72270591
>only one

>>72269622
never

>>72265279
hes always been the sexiest hag in nijisanji

uki soon

i am the most sane tako but the system keeps thinking i'm spam !!!

uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6geFiqwfpU

>>72274146
are you the same "sane" tako from yesterday

mpreg manesan continues to be based

>>72275858
nyoo !!!! i didn't even know we had so many takos TwT

>>72276265
in that case you're saner by comparison
quick question; have you ever taken drugs

takos are drug addicted whores
Alban is a drug addicted whore
THEY ARE

>>72277760
doppy has headbangers VS nijisanji on his schedule
i wonder if it's a tournament?

>>72277223
no...i really am the sanest tako....except i don't have a life out of streams, this thread and main...
anons and streams are my main form of socialisation

arubaaaan
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1772427299209585106

>>72278294
you may be the sanest, but at such a cost. Don't worry anon! I'll come and find you and forcefully make you go outside, don't mind the suspicious looking blonde-haired individual outside your residence

>>72280381(me)
i forgot the link...
https://twitter.com/gilchun_00/status/1772294901524246968
>>72278764
e-eh....no......

>>72280381
TwT
>>72278367
i knew he'd play the new chillaslop so i waited to see him play it first... yippee

>>72282977
taking the kaisei one home

>>72284180
snakes are cold-blooded creatures, imagine having to bodily keep him warm.. or him using you as a human hot water bottle...

Will Tocci collab with the rest of the boys more often now that he is on twitter

>>72284480
I'll make him warm with my bodily fluid ueeeee

clark is shitting on ships with a lame amount of canon substance but loves alhaitham x kaveh......

>>72286524
I thought those two interacted a lot? That's the impression I got.

would you feed him burgers

if alban doesn't show up for fulgurs birthday i'll rape him
>>72287181
HELLS YEAH, i'd make him FAT ToT

>>72286524
executor x flamebringer my beloved.. claude is such a sensitive and emotional boy, it's cute

>>72289327
loving birthday impregnation sex with my cute hormonal wife

>>72290250
holding hands mid-coitus and locking eyes with him and telling him you love him more than anything in the world and would do anything to make this moment last forever and he cums early from that

>>72290452
he better cry some delicious tears too. and then i hold his legs up and swing them around like a helicopter so the baby takes

>>72290604
KEK what if his legs detach though

I'm so happy we have a Sims autist, I just wish Sims 3 wasn't so fucking ugly because I enjoy that gameplay way more...

uki and feesh have joined clark

>>72290654
even better, i'd string him up and hang him upside down like a piece of ham at the butcher's

does anyone know a way to screen record an ‘unrecordable’ screen? im willing to share the shuca white day event (morning) if anyone can teach me how to do it

>>72292698
does recording the window on obs not work? that's what i did for virtualfes

>>72292698
when i record concert stuff i just used OBS like the other anon said!

https://www.instagram.com/p/C49kQfzO-oH/?img_index=1
kaichou getting drunk in mexico

>>72293754
What the fuck? Since when did Ver have an Instagram? Hope he's enjoying himself, though. Nice pictures.

>>72293843
he opened it up around january? and he has a tiktok too but i think he's really only uploaded some of his shorts there

>>72294172
he should be relentlessly bullied for this

>>72294838
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1772491142157697026
he won't back down

>>72294838
he's always the 1st panel of a 2 panel instant-loss comic, all of his cringyness should be corrected with a good hard dicking

>>72295382
I agree that he deserves to be corrected, both with love and with rape. However, I thought you were referencing that Ctrl+Alt+Del "Loss" comic at first, and could only imagine Ver as the guy running through the door.

>>72295768
he would be admitted into the hospital for overdosing on the word babygirl and villions would rush in

>>72293202
>>72293393
I’ll try it, thanks!

vanta's talking about watching a video about rubbing baking soda in a mattress... somehow that doesn't seem sanitary to sleep on

>>72298446
i've done something akin to that to remove period stains...

>>72299213
try hydrogen peroxide instead

>>72299238
kek i've had that recommended to me here before, luckily i haven't had the need to try it out yet. god bless nips for creating pads that are essentially adult diapers

he looks so dumb and cute

VANTA LOVE!
Hope you have a great week ahead anons!

>>72299738
you too anon !!!

>>72299738
i am! some good streams on the horizon and i'm comfy watching vanta right now.

happy birthday to my beloved, most wonderful wife in the whole wide world

>>72297295
the video comes out black but at least the audio is clear, is there a workaround for that?

>>72301755
are you on windows 11? do you have the 'game bar' function? maybe recording with that will work

>>72302043
i got it to work! followed some solution on reddit and fiddled with my chrome settings

albump

alban rape

long TL'd clip
https://youtu.be/HJYeqG5Tvzc?si=QNsXy8mjvO8sQx9E

>>72265963
>>72266436
No one archived it? I guess I'll have to settle for b2's interface then. Dammit...
Thanks.

>>72305711
two anons said they did but they haven't shown up...

>>72287558
wait did clark mention arknights or are you the AK anon who doesn't play the game

>>72305882
we have a comfydant archiver but i haven't seen her around in a while

>>72292698
https://gofile.io/d/uMei1u audio only of the morning session. the video came out really laggy for some reason

sonny sched !!!

>>72307291
enter the gungeon kino

>>72307291
me on his lap! i’m so curious as to what his mengen will entail. i’m excited to watch!

>>72305711
i can upload it after the karaoke
>>72306001
he didn't but the ship came to mind immediately, and i do play the game haha

>>72308256
YOOOOOOOO AN AK ANON /HERE/
tell me RIGHT NOW who is your base assistant

>>72308333
i've sperged out about hellagur itt before! my current assistant is ling because of the new skin

>>72308430
OH YOU'RE THE HELLAGUR ANON OOHHHHHHHHH!!! I take it you might be a sheep since I think you compared wife's model to the likes of grandpa.

also nice assistant, the sui siblings are too goodlooking

>>72308474
i am! the sui siblings have great designs, i hope shu comes home this year without me having to spark her like chongyue...

>>72308881
shu looks good and finally, a healer tank that can heal emnity.

also in relation to earlier; flamebringer and executor was the snowball that turned into an avalanche for me to continue playing this game forever

>>72309146
they both appeal to me because gap moe, and i love the contrast of executor alter's priestly robes against flamebringer's upcoming slutty outfit with exposed stomach

>>72309496
speaking of him, Executor alter is my current assistant and I hope to the god and the law that he gets a really good skin for something like Ambience Synesthesia or something else because I know for a FACT it'd be pure priestly sex. flamebringer alter when?

>>72309660
i hope they give him a live2d outfit. flamebringer alter would be sex but i don't know if they have plans to make him relevant to the plot again... he's remained surprisingly popular so maybe

>>72309949
the most sex is him doing something with his shotgun in live2d. flamebringer alt is pure cope because a free unit will never get an alter but I BELIEVE

>>72310004
i joked about picrel being EN exusiai once but it kinda fits executor too kek. i'll dream of flamebringer as a summoner who uses potted plants...

>>72310177
gun wife, wife in executor's outfit... wife with sankta halo and wings..... wife with a fondness for sweats!

>>72310366
wife adopting kids left and right...

>>72310610
Executor has 3 children
Wife has 3 children in the form of knock dicks

>>72310701
wife breastfeeds his children personally and pays special attention to his diet for maximum nutrients, executor clumsily brings them back to RI and shows up at flamebringer's doorstep or the garden with a new kid in tow every few months

>>72310857
alban gets to suckle from the teat of wife daily.... I'm so jealous. Flamebringer evil devil man being a better caretaker than the holy saint is a funny thought, I like your brain anon

>>72311199
giwtwm... if flamebringer can take care of plants he can take care of kids, plants are finicky and dramatically die at the slightest inconvenience. the fanart he gets with suzuran has always been really cute

>>72311481
flamebringer giving health and parenting classes to executor. federico keeps amounting it to similar to taking care of a gun so it doesn't jam, he does not pass the class

>>72311522
flamebringer tells him to stay after class so he can help unjam his gun

>>72311689
GIWTWM TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let's goooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_rtAwy7RM

WIFE STARTIN

>>72312812
wait that artist, aww i remember them from before

sonny brisko

>>72308256
Please do, thank you so so much if you do!

the desync......

arubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

kino

THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KNOVID REAL??????????????????????

enter ver

ENTER SLUT!

exit anons korean wife

>>72313397
what do you mean, theyre all sluts

>>72313450
it was a command, go enter a slut

WHY IS IT CRUNCHY?

noctyx kino

willy

i love these boys so much anons

alban has a dick in his throat (mine btw)