/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72227950
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1771994034233368928
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 28
Collabs: 37
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 1 (Advent relay - 6 songs)
Members: 4

Rissa butt

LoTR trilogy (extended) for the watchalong:

https://gofile.io/d/eyPnxK

>>72228009
Wait has she seriously had that many collabs? No fucking way.

>>72228343
Having big pl accounts makes her have conflated ego to do whatever she wants

>>72228009
Add vacations: 2+ spa weekend

>>72228702
She's not even that bad if you compare her to Mumei, Fauna, Gura, Ame, or Ina. Come on, they all take breaks and collab, some are even semi-retired

>>72228702
But she did a chatting stream, 2 watchalongs, and a karaoke on FWMC during last time...

>>72228874
No one collabs more than Nerissa, Mumei is a college student, and the others you listed were far more consistent than Nerissa for far longer before they started piling up vacations.

>>72228980
Nerissa's got them beat right now, so what does it matter what they did in the past? Nerissa mostly streams at the same time consistently, as well. More then you can say for those other girls doing whatever the fuck they want whenever

Why do you all fucking hate Nerissa so much?

>>72229334
This is the anti thread now, sorry you didn't hear the news

>>72229387
Nerissa needs to make it more fun to stan her than anti her

>>72229387
What do you propose we talk about?
>covers
Otomeroid was a month ago and a dud. No new ones in sight, except writer's block on unnamed song.
>original music
MIA
>Karaokes
Last one was with the dogs, last solo one was a month or more ago. The dogs brought some much-needed variety to her song choice, anything else you want to add?
>Streams
She's good at playing- No. She has good commentary- No. She does interesting non-game streams- No.Her zatsus are good- Yes, but the well quickly runs dry if she does it too often. She's otherwise creative and trying to improve- No and debatable. Her collabs are good- Too many collabs and she doesn't bring anything to the table, taking a passive, supportive role. Collabs are about interacting and creating a new dynamic on stream, so no.
>Membership content
Non-existent and the scraps she does give are always another sleepy zatsu, "aren't I so *yawn* cute Jailbirds?~ uWu I missed you *yawn* guys, time to talk about what I ate today *yawn* while I fall asleep in my chair!~ Ope! It's *yawn* already been 2 hours, byeya darlings!"

>>72229558 has it right. It's more fun to anti her until she gets better

Jannies aren’t even fucking trying anymore

>>72231396
They’re from the same region the sisters are from. You won’t be seeing any work from them

>>72231233
Yeah, like I said, the anti thread.

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

>>72231233

I actually love that Nerissa does western Karaokes, I'm tired of hearing the same 10 Japanese songs all the time. The collab with Fuwamoco was a nice change of pace but I prefer she stick with songs I grew up with.

Here's some wacky stream ideas:
>Pineapple pizza party mukbang
>Hand shadow theater (best done as offcollab with at least one other member, but ok solo)
>Advent puppet musical (Advent offcollab)
>Closet showcase where she shows us all of merch and/or junk she has in her closet
>Community room review (reviews randoms rooms)

>>72232418
I'm just glad for western songs, the same Jpop/Jrock songs get old after a while

>>72232020
kek

>>72231233
she should just start doing collabs with Octavio and the other homos like we all know she wants to. she's a Niji sister at heart

>>72232418
Whenever her next karaoke is I just hope it's just her, no other holos no family just her, damn I can't believe the last one was the Smiths karaoke (the Advent relay one doesn't really count for much).

>>72234171
I don't mind Aradia joining since Rissa usually loosens up and has a lot more fun. Also it helps that Aradia is a good singer too.

It's actually hilarious how sisters are trying to force some sort of connection between Rissa and the homos and it's awkward and doesn't work because she clearly has no interest in them. Like they know if she did a homocollab people would actually leave her but they also realize that she will never do that so the best they can do is this forced 10 degrees removed shit kek

>>72234608
Is this what it's like to have a sister-in-law? Yeah, she's great, but you really just want to spend time with your wife, although I'm alright with Aradia there as well

>>72234849
Her being in their chats and liking homo shit on her twitter is not 10 degrees removed. In fact if she were listing oshis and being honest it would have gone Kiara > Marine > Vesper> anyone else.

>>72234608
Yeah but we've had a lot of Aradia already, the first karaoke with her was kino, the other one with Malpha and Christmas were great too but after that it already feels a bit repetitive, there's no doubt she's a great singer but in the end I'm here for Rissa and I'm just asking for another karaoke without anyone else.

>>72235022
Care to source any of that sister or are you just smoking your crack pipe again?

>>72235232
That's the tame shit anyway. She's pretty good friends with one of the Niji males and was featured in a lot of his cover songs.

>>72234098
>the least obvious bait

>>72229334
it's jealous sisters, they should really watch their livers instead of shitting up a slow split

>>72236281
>livers
you niggers really can't help it but to call streamers "livers" can you?

>>72236440
I don't follow Niji or whatever but when I see people use that that lingo I think of picrel lmao

>they should really watch their livers instead of shitting up a slow split

>>72236440
English isn't your first language, is it?

I want to go back to this

Damn what Niji yab happened today

Rissa feet they're so sweet now it's time for me to sleep

>>72238889
dream of rissa

Is Rissa stinky today or did she shower

>>72239577
I licked every inch of her body clean. This should answer both your questions.

Do you think Rissa likes cryptid stuff? That's a thing people do, right? Go down youtube rabbit holes about cryptids?

>>72241651
She seemed to know a bit about bigfoot, so it could be?

>>72242146
Everyone knows about bigfoot. That's like baby's first cryptid.

I used to watch a good amount of Nerissa's content before she was Nerissa but never really got into her once she debuted. I do have an immense amount of respect for her still though.

Take care of your oshi, friends.

Also, nice tits.

>>72242365
y-you too

Mentally crippled white women owe me sex

gym arc when

>>72243102
A month before her first 3D.

>>72243113

Isnt she weaker than even kiara

>>72243138
There's no comparison. Kiara slayed her FES dance, Rissa would die on the way to the studio

>>72243138
I never said she wasn't, I'm talking about how it most probably gonna be. She mentioned before she doesn't like the idea of going to the gym iirc, but not cause she doesn't like exercise... But she's too disorganized to make herself a proper exercise routine.

Rissa being nice to your organs doesn't mean you can raid this thread non-stop
Kys nijiniggers

>your organs
huh?

Good morning /ope/
I've slept for 10 hours but I'm too lazy to get out of bed, gonna cuddle more with Rissa

>>72243283
Stop peeing all over the place, Little Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ7VWX4DaQE
Has anyone watched Kronii's fes aftertalk?
I wonder if she mentioned Rissa or not

>>72243465
Go and watch it, anon. Then you tell us.

So beyond the silliness, she is definitely looking at diversifying the game content more. She has a lot of options now that she actually got a PS5.

Kiara and Biboo party with other people on Granblue could work, more MonHun since the hype for the new one has come up and she can actually play both World or Rise, we have even decent VNs since Mahoyo actually got translated and has nice visuals but who knows if she can handle TM sized reading, but Higurashi's writer Ryuukishi and Nasu are close so maaaaaybe there is hope on that.

Other than that she can have lots of watchalongs that can be done, some theater pieces we can watch too. Since she is letting out a lot of what is going on behind the curtain music wise, it's probably nearly done as she did say once that she'd be mum about it until near the end iirc with the original song.

>>72243573
She won't read VNs, you have to accept this fact. And I prefer it that way. If I wanted to read a VN, I'd play it myself. I know Kiwawa finished the entire game to be able to play with the other girls, would she have to do the same? If so, chances are a bit grim, she's already playing FF7. The rest, I agree.

Nerissa's thighs are out of this world

Nerissa's tits are out of this world

Stop pointing out she's from hell, don't be racist.

Rissa's sweaty armpits

That jailbird? me
https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1772175744040411501

>>72243837
There is hope, but likely not until VN get dub voice acting, but I won't hold my breath on that since people don't like paying VAs for work anyway, which is sad. She'd totally take the job if someone offered to get her to play Shion for Higurashi and I'd think would do pretty well.

But she has been known to read stuff with rpg like or adventure like games. Else she'd hate Stardew because it's a ton of reading, and Nintendo games aren't known to have a lot of voice acting with a lot of reading and she enjoys them just fine. She said Ocarina of Time was one of her favorite games after all, she plays Pokémon, she plays Animal Crossing, she likes Haunting Ground, so its not like she is only clued into Nintendo.

So what its always seemed like is her thinking there are too many mechanics to remember. So typical Nintendo centralized player who starts playing stuff outside Nintendo. The irony of course being builder games and sims have a lot of mechanics themselves. So its a mental block of a sort.

Rissa's armpits

Impregnating the Rissa

Based on what we've seen of her as a gamer, I'm curious how she played BotW and TotK. They aren't very hand-holdy and encourage creativity, so I just wonder how she approached them.

Nerissa please do another karaoke stream

>>72248399
anon botw and totk are easy games and Rissa has 0 issues looking up a guide if she gets stuck on things

>>72248399
Best way is to just ask her, but since she says she play OoT and I think TP before, probably decently. She seems the type that responds better to directions if the person is in the room with them, explains it with voice, or is personally talking with them than reading it off.

>>72248428
Part of it is the rather unnecessary heckling and disingenuous stuff when she performs live, even from people who claim to be well meaning. Its definitely stuck in her craw about people talking about her Japanese usage, the meme about her experience can be dismissed as a one off, but she takes a lot to heart, and while she has to get over that, gnashing teeth at her to just get over it won't help.

FWMC probably did more to get her back on the right track than a lot of people either hurriedly urging or outright lambasting her for it. Its a thorn not easily pulled out, but its getting there.

>>72248498
>botw and totk are easy games
Don't make me link the clips. Women, vtubers, even those smarter than Rissa… at times aren't very good at spacial visualization tasks.

>>72248498
Saying a game is easy is relative, we all have different situational awareness, spatial awareness and reaction times. Even if you have a guide, you have to DO the actions to get you through.

>>72248428
Just gotta accept that she doesn't enjoy them enough to make them a regular part of her repertoire.

>>72248428
We already had it?..

>>72250140
NTA but learn to read

>>72250391
Anon.....

>>72249609
I doubt that this is the case, and if she isn't thrilled to do it, its for specific reasons, because she clearly loves to sing, its in all her mannerisms. Its in the same way people tried to say she'd only want to play games with Holos, or would only play with Jailbirds with Holos present, and she had a solo MHR stream with Jailbirds. We just don't know where her head is at, but we do know that she enjoys herself a good deal.

Rissa should have sex with me

I'll trade Rissa some of my sleep for sex

She's awake btw

https://twitter.com/deezdokter/status/1772284189011767694

>>72251635

https://twitter.com/yokasparetime/status/1772051692747428236

So uhhh, members stream gonna get moved early or it's gonna be 1.5 hours long
https://www.youtube.com/live/-aUtim7y-3U?si=37xKURZdRfEkVCYm

>>72252875
okay that confirms she didn't know when or if she was invited like last time

>>72252944
She needs to check her DMs or however holos internally go about confirming these things better….she’s so pon

>>72252875
1hr. She'll then say she needs to prepare for the collab.

This new shit is fun, the lyrics are randomly generated
https://app.suno.ai/song/f25be393-76f8-4110-8fd7-52be3b18e2c1/

>>72253235
I don't envy her, she probably has a billion DMs. Lots of Holos end up going, "oh I got that? Whoops."

>>72252875
I'm glad to see I was wrong about her potentially not being a part of the collab. I'm looking forward to it, games like Party Animals always make for fun shenanigans.

>>72252875
To be honest it'll be better to cut the zatsu short anyway cuz she'll run out of topic pretty early seeing that she hasn't done anything important since FES. Also for those who wanted to ask about Mamarissa debut, this is the time

>>72253786
She could do so much more in a mem stream. But yeah, better for her to cut the zatsu and put Kaela before her fanbase, even though she can do the stream earlier if she really wanted to.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1772301278019789275

Everyday it seems like I'm envious of something another fanbase gets from their oshi that we don't. Today it's long memgens.

>>72252875
Like i said yesterday, that she would be in thr collab. My wife is a little silly and occationally messes up timezones. Please forgive her

Pissing in Nerissa's mouth
https://twitter.com/alxarty/status/1772296733831082025

>>72254672
why do people have the weirdest kinks

>>72254672
>>72254762

>>72254792
Nerissa wants to help me pee when I’m older

>>72254792
FUCKING KEK
she's here

>>72254826
More like she is in her art tag

>>72252944
Yeah she def would have mentioned it during the collab yesterday otherwise.

>>72254127
Yeah, but in this case it's okay because it was just another zatsu. Party animals will be good with that crew

>>72254933
Are you the jailbird that sometimes write a wall of text?

>>72254933
Even jailbirds disregarding her solo streams in favor of collabs now.

https://twitter.com/Zeprii4/status/1772308672313491552

Paizurizzler

>>72254762
Anon, it's a reference to a moment on stream.

>>72254957
Like those talking about botw and so on? Then no
>>72255083
Like oshi like fanbase ig

No one even mentioned that Down by the River is at 1M…

>>72255553
That literally just happened. I'm still listening to it and it didn't refresh to 1m

>>72255553
Did Rissa even mention it? Kek

>>72255553
It will be her last million for a long time. She's pretty much squandered all the hype from her debut, everything will be slow going forward.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1772315228656558563

Nerissa's farts.
Dare I say, braps.
Flatulations.
Shitrippers.
Girlgas assblasts.
Rectal rapports.
Dumptrumps.
Stinkspews.
Bumbursts.
Master class gas blasts.
Poop-precursor poots.
Ravencroft analwafts.
Nut-busting gut-gusting.
Exorbitant extraordinary anus extrapolating expulsions.

>>72256140
Can't wait to see the sisters spin this totally innocuous tweet as "See her saying this actually means she HATES you and she HATES vtubing" or some shit.

>>72254957
There are multiple of us

Nerissa loves fembirds

>>72256950
This is true, she told me so

No hearties?

>>72256140
Is 1M good?

>>72257704
it's something nijisisters will never see again

>>72252875
I'll be honest the only reason I'll watch that stream is because of Mumei, she's very silly and autistic (more than usual) in collabs.

Stretching Rissa's hole with my whole arm

Stretching Rissa's bowl with my whole (chicken) parm

Catboxed cuz too big

https://twitter.com/BloodyBlack1234/status/1772336782400504080
https://files.catbox.moe/187b7c.jpg

Stretching Nerissa's (grassy) knoll with my whole firearm (6.5 x 52 mm Italian Carcano M91)

Stretching Nerissa's Dole with my whole (fruit) farm

>>72260306
Wrong tab?

>>72259813
>too big

>>72259813
WHERE'S THE MO— oh it's there. All is good, you're allowed to fap to this.

https://twitter.com/amaterasu_chan_/status/1772342829315915961

>>72261724
I think it's missing the inner thigh one.

>>72261688
it was 4.7mb for me and was too busy to compress it ><

>>72261838
It was a .PNG, so all I did was save it as a .jpg.

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/save-image-as-type/gabfmnliflodkdafenbcpjdlppllnemd

https://twitter.com/Uji10Ukifune/status/1772028116267147581

>>72261875
I use a script to name the files like this usually and it saves them as jpgs

>>72260306
Right tab

Would I be a doxfag for retweeting that song or would I be helping my oshi

>>72263084
You'll be both.

>>72263084
I think it's fine as long as you keep both things separate, don't mention both in the same tweet.

Nerissa please do a karaoke stream

>>72263411
lol

Nerissa if you're here, say that you regret not streaming more for members and that you will try to do more for them.

>>72263514
If she says this, I'll be the first to kneel before you, anon

>>72263411
good one anon

>>72263514
you shouldnt encourage her to lie

>>72264430
I trust her to do on her word, she's my wife after all

>>72264485
She keeps her word, but she also tries to not give her ord most of the time, so I wouldn't count on her ever sating something like that. Unless she stresses the 'try' part.

>>72264633
Yeah I was about to put the word try between quotation marks but it would be too baity

>>72264845
There's not real problem with this, if I'm sincere. It's better not to promise something you know you most probably won't do. The problem are the 'might'. People tend to hope for the best, so if you go throwing that word then never actually doing anything, people will be disappointed even if you didn't actually promised anything.
Of course, you can never expect anythng and be pleasantly surprised every time something does come true, but that's a sad way of living.

Lapping Nerissa's sweat after stream

>>72266562
Didn't she mention she doesn't really sweat or something?

>>72266618
I'll fix that with the screams issue

>>72263514
I doubt she is going to address anything about her content, she knows some jailbirds have mixed feelings about this month but she wants to ignore it, hopefully I am wrong and maybe we are going to have another moment of her asking for feedbacks.

>>72265091
>People tend to hope for the best
Not if you're nihilismpilled like me

>>72266974
That's not exactly nihilism.

She's /here/ and seen us bitching and critiquing her. Tonight's memgen will be her scolding and punishing us. We have to turn the tables on her before it's too late!

>>72267137
Anon wtf are you talking about.

>>72267137
meds

Who else is into LOTR besides her and kiara?

>>72267137
we need to rape her
https://files.catbox.moe/2ckycr.png

>>72267765
Fauna

>>72267137
>>72267888
You guys really need your meds, huh.

>>72268000
Yeah, penis enlargement meds

>>72267888
I guarantee you she's probably flicked her bean to this

>>72267765
I want Rissa to read The Silmarillion to us during a memgen. Unfortunately, she's illiterate, but that's beside the point

I wonder what she or Holo EN in general are cooking up for April Fools next week.

>>72268206
Japanese karaoke for Rissa

>>72268206
It'd be funny if she literally did the zatsu schedule meme or if she scheduled karaoke for April Fools day

>>72268312
I want her to use this as a thumbnail

>>72268206
A dating sim where the girls are ikemen prince girl types would be sooooo hilarious. Haha Cover, you should totally do that. It would be such a funny joke if there were a dating sim where Nerissa kabedoned me into a corner and seduced me into becoming her girlfriend. What a hilarious prank that would be

I need them to squat in a circle and place their delicious fat midwestern butts around my nose, syncing up their delectable erotic BRAPS and gifting me the smell and taste of their combined pheromone-laced flatulent fumes!!

>>72268118
Those are the only ones I don't need.

>>72269007
So you're a fembird.

>>72269007
Please post your swollen clitoris

>>72269007
Futas with large members are in demand, you might want to reconsider

I have a confession, never watched much Ironmouse, but watching her and Nerissa fawn over musicals was some real soul. Passions bring out the best in women.

?

>>72269128
Yea I knew as soon as the collab was announced that the conversation would eventually go there. It was great.

>>72269129
NTA, but you’re right. I will now invest in gas station viagra.

>>72269147
Biboo didn't know what some sexual acronym stood for (can't remember what it was) -> Dm'd Nerissa -> found out on her own -> didn't delete the DM to Nerissa

>>72268312
she should do a Finana and schedule a fun special karaoke for april fools and just dont show up to stream it
Hilarious prank

>>72269147
She didnt know what BJ meant during a stream and was going to ask Nerissa about it

>>72269551
How can a close to 40 terminally online woman not know what a BJ is

>>72269598
kayfabe

>>72269598
Of course she knows, but one of her selling points is that she's supposedly innocent.

>>72269490
Honestly, I couldn't even get mad if she did that. Well played, Miss Ravencroft, well played

>>72269598
/gem/ says it's slang most don't get >>72241756

It's okay guys. Nerissa isn't the only one who doesn't sleep

>>72269839
they should fuck honestly

>>72269839
Owls are nocturnal, that's natural for Mooms

>>72269839

>>72269839
GO TO THE GYM
GO FOR A WALK
LOCK YOUR PHONE IN A SAFE 60 MINUTES BEFORE BEDTIME
STOP WORKING IN YOUR BEDROOM
HAVE A FUCKING ORGASM BEFORE TRYING TO SLEEP
there i solved every sleeping issue in holoen

>>72270000
quads of truth

I want to plap this woman

>>72269807
Is that guy retarded? Bj has been used to refer to a blowjob long long long long before gooning became a thing

>>72271117
pebbles are zoomies please understand

Nerissa's pungent, delectable, indulgent, repugnantly rancid, perfectly putrid farts squelching free from her big white bubble butt directly onto my face, the thick erotic fumes snaking across my cheeks and into my nostrils.
The serene shitgas caresses my sinuses and I am immediately sent into a state of nasal euphoria, cumming down the leg of my trousers and wailing with climactic abandon whilst she pipes my nose and mouth with so many reeking farts my breath smells like her ass for months.

We really did scare off the 'hour before - youtube link' poster, whether that was Rissa herself or someone else.

Just saw the schedule and holy shit three solo streams?
We’re being spoiled
I also think Saturday might be a sponsored stream

>>72272303
tabs?

>>72270000
this is exactly what i do down to locking my phone in a safe in the room beside me
also shooting massive ropes before passing out

>>72272031
They'll be back, I have faith. Meanwhile:
Membiesss, it's been awhile so let's hang out in 39 minutes~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qM6b8ILt0

For me it's blasting myself with cold shower water before getting into bed at night

>>72272634
Okay Nerissa

So blasting ropes to Rissa's tits will help me sleep?

I’d rather blast ropes in Nerissa to help both of us sleep.

>>72272844
yeah, hopefully you can finish fast. I start jacking at midnight and next thing I notice is the sun is coming up

If Rissa's autism about her skin sensitivity is anything to go by, she might not be able to sleep if I cum inside. She'll keep complaining about how annoying my sperms moving inside of her feel

She needs to accept she will never be a large tits Holo body dysmorphia can be unhealthy

Nerissa sandwiched between her favorite JPs

Blast some ropes in 20 mins before memgen or blast some ropes during memgen. That is the question all Jailbirds have to answer

>>72273584
I blasted already and took a shower half an hour ago. Ready to stay awake till 6am watching the collab then leave to work....

>>72273584
I don't goon to Rissa

Gachas suck, so do all MTX's. Glad I never got suckered into them.

>>72274004
Wtf are you talking about, anon.

You bitch...

Another sleepy zatsu it is...

>treatment
hmmm...

>I'm exhausted
>because I'm doing skin care
fuck off

That treatment? sex with me

She should shut the fuck up about being tired

OMAD is dead.

Architect bros where you at

>>72231233
>Non-existent and the scraps she does give are always another sleepy zatsu, "aren't I so *yawn* cute Jailbirds?~ uWu I missed you *yawn* guys, time to talk about what I ate today *yawn* while I fall asleep in my chair!~ Ope! It's *yawn* already been 2 hours, byeya darlings!"
Prophet

Might as well be a normal zatsu, if you fags are gonna just tell everyone.

>>72274681
What a sad day…

>>72274735
It is tho....

>>72274735
there isn't much special about her member's anyways

>>72274735
where the fuck do you think you are?

>>72274735
>/ope/ - Nerissa Ravencroft General

>writing trans lyrics
She's gonna troon out

That ex-boyfriend? not me. I'd never break up with her

>>72274937
Apologies, I DENNIS sytem’d her

Shut the fuck up and take my money Rissa

Hey, that's at least something. You know, actual members only content instead of this

SHE LOVES US

She's 100% /here/, fuck you guys

AYY THERE WE GO
ANOTHA MEMBA NEXT WEEK, AND MBY MARIOKART
-Aradia
bro...

SHE'S BACK

I'll take it.

>>72275098
Meds

>>72275098
no she isnt

Improvement! Changing and making things better!

>>72275098
Of course she's here! Don't worry! Also, your childhood dog is totally not dead!

>An entire stream where Rissa and all the members just gun for Aradia in Mario Kart and she doesn't tell her beforehand
Kino.

>>72275098
She's /here/ but only listens to me

>we could do a members-only playing stream
>but we won't, teehee

>most of you are guys
> you wouldn't like that

someone would scream nigger

WE WERE THE MALES ON STREAM ALL ALONG.

Yeah, me.

no i would scream NIGGERS

>I'm not graduating for a long time, if ever
BTFO SISTERS

>>72275130 (me)
Ok nevermind this sounds great, just bully Aradia's ass

Aradia gangbang sanctioned by Rissa!

Does she want us to gangrape her sister?!

>>72275360
She won't say the same after I get her pregnant.

>>72275221
Hay you're fortune teller

>>72275221
CALLED IT

FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID SHE FELL OFF
SHE'S LETTING US GANGBANG HER SISTER

She knows.
Curse the immaturity of the fanbase, ruins our chances to swoon Rissa with our dulcet voices.

>>72275405
Nah I just have siblings and this is totally something I would do if I could.

>advertising clipfaggs in member's
kys

I call dibs on the Aradia milkies

Rissa you're already skinny you don't need to fall for all this fad diet woo all the time...

thank god my wife knows that
>male on stream
is a no go

The Mario Kart stream is gonna be public, no? But with the lobby code only for members

My retarded wife believes everything she sees on the internet I love her

>paper sounds
she has a fucking sheet for her diet

>>72275431
BBC PARTY

>>72275522
That's so fucked up I love it.

>>72275564
That's literally how most Holos do it since the beginning of Hololive.

>>72275564
Nintendo doesn't allow for their games to be streamed behind membership so it has to be that way, and anyway this stream idea is too good to be members only

>>72275542
She has a dedicated skincare routine every day. So of course she does.

This is peak GFE

>>72275564
She also mentioned other members-only ideas/games so we may get memgen only game streams eventually

>>72275616
>>72275651
I meant the taking revenge for minor childhood traumas by pettily messing with her sister as an adult part is fucked up.

The meme diets and health habits are outrageous she's one of those people where a normal exercise routine is anathema

hey is chat freezing for anyone else?

>>72275800
No, it's based. If you had siblings you'd understand

>>72275820
It doesn't help that she's OBVIOUSLY a super picky eater, so she'll be running circles on these meme foods/services forever

>>72275844
Working normally, I was on fullscreen before you asked though so I'm not sure if it was freezing before

>>72275844
yea holodex chat occasionally freezing up

>>72275844
Yeah keep having to refresh or switch between top-live

>>72275800
>eh heh jailbirds please don’t hang out in an alley near XYZ street on April 17th at 8:32pm because Aradia will be nearby so whatever you do don’t gang up on her ah hah
Anyone else find this creepy? Seems a little too malicious to be a prank

>>72275800
Are you an only child? This is tame as hell. Believe me, she supports her older sissy well.

>>72275800
Siblings exist to be pranked like this. Also you're blind, deaf, and retarded if you think she doesn't have a super great relationship with Aradia.

>>72275844
Yes! Not only me? Happens after I do a chat

>>72275734
I don't like this type of GFE, she's just talking about the same type of bullshit that my new age believing sister does.

>>72275969
>Not making your sister your gf
Skill issue

Fucking youtube....

>Nerissa asking chat if any holo has covered a certain song
>Gray homobeggers filling the chat with an EN homo
>Based yurischizo appears

Jailbirds I got picked for the meet and greet in Boston this weekend. What should I talk to your oshi about?

>>72276097
Lactation.

>>72276072
Anon, that was two days ago, wtf.

>>72276072
that was like 2 days ago man

>>72276097
Her meal habits

>>72276072
Comachama…

>>72276097
Ask her about her 3 sizes.

>>72276097
If you have any relatives with children, show her pictures of babies and children to stoke her mother instincts.

>>72276097
Tell her your opinions about her music, and that all jailbirds love her a lot. Tell her we miss her karaokes.

>>72276072
WAKE UP ANON THE ACCIDENT WASNT YOUR FALT

https://youtu.be/Ypit_NiMkF8?t=280
As an autistic male this is the sort of diet I approve for these women

>>72276097
What her braps smell like

>>72276221
Why don't you try eating like this and not the same chicken nuggies and potatoes you've been eating every day since you were 5

Yea Rissa, it's called normal portions, not american midwestern portions.

>>72276199
This, and be nice about it Ruffianbro. She likes hearing opinions from people irl, so good ones there will bolster her.

We're so back

>>72276305
As long as she stays that skinny she deserves any size portions that she wants

>>72276301
?
Stop projecting fatty I already do this

>>72276199
THIS

pepperidge farm remembers

>>72276097
Ask her questions about fwmc and tell her you really wanted to see fwmc instead

>>72276395
99% of autistic men always claim they can't eat healthy food because of "texture issues" even though all food is the same texture once you chew it

>>72276097
tell her we'd love to hear her sing some more hololive songs when she does karaoke

I've noticed she gets these weird cravings recently, is she pregnant?

She's gonna make a tower isn't she

>Her family neglected her
>My family neglected me
WE ARE

>>72276500
Ovulating

>>72276500
She's been starving herself for years. Most people who diet and don't do cheat days end up craving cookies and carbs.

>>72276577
I eat every waking moment and I still crave sugar and carbs
Thanks God my work has me walking 30k~ steps a day

>>72276551
No, I see that even with women who've had a hysterectomy.

And hell yes, plushies.

>>72276577
She didn't do cheat days but she already confirmed she snacks often outside of OMAD.

>>72276680
Sugar makes you addicted and if you walk a lot you need those carbs.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117257055

How many of you are going to cum on your Nerissa plushie?

Figurine would be cool, but I don't like having junk lying around so I wouldn't get it probably

>>72276840
I paid good money for it, why would I ruin it?

>>72276840
Ewwwww. That's what the acrylics are for.

>>72276840
You cum IN the plushies not on them.

>She a woman (aka she likes truecrime)
>I'm a woman (I like truecrime)
WE ARE

>I really like true crime
Yeah you and literally every other white woman over 20.

Insane woman moment, pull out now before we end up in another Twilight 5 movie deal

Yes we know you're white, Nerissa

I've never heard of True Crime before, is that a white only thing?

Can someone ask about the cover she's doing with Reine?

Now THIS is GFE.

>>72277102
WHITE presumably

>>72277175
Trying but I'm getting ignored due to emote spammers

I'll give you my milk Rissa

somehow i feel like a lot of these member streams go into food talk. i guess that's what she thinks about a lot

>>72277170
yes it is the white suburban woman's favorite pasttime to rile themselves up over

>>72277341
She starves herself all day, I'm sure that's what she thinks about all day

True crime is our way of understanding the minds of men better

>>72277170
No, investigative shows are a thing everyone likes. CSI is pretty much universal.

Fuck that got me good, I'm cumming for the 2nd time

>>72277419
Dumb psychotic murderous men.

Rissa crunching on my bones after she kills me

Oh yea, cuz that's what I want. Someone chewing food in my ear.

>>72277419
The genre is boring. As a guy I enjoy relaxing and watching fatal bodycam shooting videos on Police Activity instead. Give it a shot sometime.

AAAAAAAAAA SINCE WHEN IS RISSA STANDARD TIME 1 AM CET INSTEAD OF 2AM CET?????AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72277463
I really liked Mindhunter

>>72277463
Yeah I've heard of CSI, that shit was being plastered everywhere. Not TC tho.

>>72277502
If you're being sarcastic, kys. That's what I want

>>72277518
This but war footage.

>>72277502
I want her to spit it into my mouth like a mother bird

GOKKUN LIVE ON STREAM

Do you love cumming to white girl booty?

>>72277525
I think daylight saving time or something? I'm not sure though, I just check her frame and turn on notifications daily

SHE'S SWALLOWING MY CUM

>>72277518
This is the difference between men and women. Men just like committing and seeing senseless violence, women like to think about why it happened.

>>72277589
Is the sky blue?

>>72277615
Fuck I guess I'm a woman now

>>72277615
Please don't put us on the same bag. I personally don't like true crime cause I know the world is fucked up, I don't need to be reminded every day.

>>72277592
DLST only starts from March 31st here so we havent entered that yet

>>72277518
Annnnnnd its anons like this anon that is exactly why she won't ever have mics on for anyone, even members.

YESSS, EAT MORE!!
Grow that booty biggerrrrrrr

>>72277518
you're just fucked up man. I used to think that was cool when I was 12 and showed my friends how based I was by showing them how unfazed by gore I am. I look back at those times and I would probably beat the shit out of that brat

>>72277615
Yeah the "deep psychology" of violent niggers and insane poor and drug addicted people is so hard to figure out. The overwhelming majority is criminals are just low IQ not hard to figure out.

>"it's youtube"
All those internet suggestions were ignored weren't they…

>>72277847
Redpill me on High IQ crimes.

what a nigger supa

I'm sorry if this seems heretic, but is LoTR good? I've never seen it and I don't trust in Rissa's taste of movies after twilight..

>>72277944
LoTR is unironically peak cinema

>>72277944
LoTR is legitimately great, yes.

>>72277847
Ok dude

>>72277944
It's good for a book adaptation.

>>72277944
11/10 peak fiction, no joke

>>72277972
>>72277978
>>72278001
>>72278012
Thank you jailbirds, I'm hyped for the watchalong now

>>72277866
Most likely she thought it was indeed Brorissa downloading printing schemes for his 3d printer occupying the network

>>72277944
Personally, i prefer the hobbit movies over LotR

>>72277998
Learn numeracy. He said overwhelming majority. This is why True Crime is a menace to society

lotr is overrated as fuck. It could have been two 2 hour movies at most. Not three 4 hour long snooze fest.

I'd die if she read my confession letter on stream…

>>72278163
Shiori already watched the first movie by herself + it replaces the weekly advent collab.

>>72278163
Bro your media literacy...

I'm going to write her some smut fanfic to send her

>>72278191
That one was purged by staff beforehand.

>>72278163
thanks for your opinion contrarian-chama

>>72278235
please don't traumatize the interns

I'd write a letter, but how much is the postage? That's the real make or break here

>Names are hidden
Bro what

>>72278235
Reine, shouldnt you be asleep right now?

>>72278272
At leat where I live, like $50.

>>72278296
Not sure who said it but I saw a clip of a holo saying one of the letter packages she got had the names furiously whitened with a corrector while others weren't

>>72256140
Her previous songs got millions of views what happened

>>72278392
Twitch killed her viewership.

>>72278296
That's nothing new. They black or white out only official names whilest keeping a YT or Twitter name. (unless your YT or Twitter name also happens to be your official nake those will be hidden too). It has to do with privacy and law or something.

>>72278379
Anya, Reine, Irys, Calli and Kronii have all mentioned it

5sisters please come back to /baubau/

Sis, you're late to the party.

>>72278392
She's not really known as as a singer/musician so people stopped caring

Sisters can't watch mem stream and outing themselves like retards kek

>>72277599
yeah, mine

>>72277998
Ignore they guy, people like that will never see the irony of their mindsets, no matter what. And so we see again why so much is blocked off, because people in these communities get weird.

>>72278392
debut buff is off. plus she doesn't shill covers before hand. It's just *boom* there's a cover coming out tomorrow. plus she doesn't shill the cover much after it comes too

>>72278503
>demon of sound
>not known for music
???

Baking thread.

Indirectly talking about her messy room again

>>72278636
She's not, she fumbled hard

Nyfco sisters are hate watching the stream on their website

>>72278683
Damn, I must have must imagined those 5ch anon's talking about Rissa's voice and singing around the Fuwamoco karaoke then.

Reminder to

>>72278683
Seethe harder sis. Her voice is noticed by everybody from everywhere and her karaokes are always popping off. (Yeah i'm a zoombird, please dont judge me for my languege)

>>72278763
You must be new if you don't know 5ch posts like that happen for every single EN karaoke

>problems with that pajamas to wear
The most 1st world of 1st world problems

>>72278379
>furiously whitened with a corrector
If you send a holo fanmail staff-san will correct you and bukkake you?

>>72278854
Popping off has been used since the 90s in the FGC.

>>72278952
Has it really? Yeah im not that old. Sorry oji-birds

IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

How do I have sex with onesie Rissa if it has no holes?

NOW THIS IS CONTENT

SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

NEED

>>72278392
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You invited the sisters again

Femcels are so gross

>>72278662
or not yet, catalog has stalled.