/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72234015
Imagine the ideal woman for nursing handjobs.
That's basically Fauna.

stealth /bfg/ thread

green woman good

>>72234015
She's not for sale! She's mine

>>72234015
Her laugh is cute and she's the type to derail a game stream into a 2 hour seminar on why sunfish suck.
She's the absolute perfect background noise because she almost never screams and keeps things at a comfortable pitch and volume.

>>72234237
>"She's not for sale! She's mine"
>he doesn't know

Dont bother, she's will not and can not be your friend, ever.

Watch stream.
Stream good? Watch more.
Stream bad? Move on.

>>72234015
chill and calm while still entertaining to watch,but the best for background and shes hiding her powerlevel

>>72234302
literal schizo behavior, imagine watching streams lmao

>>72234302
What is "strem" ??

>>72234076
There isn't enough porn of vtubers giving nursing handjobs.

>>72234398
>>72234459
Exactly. I never watch Fauna strem but I know she's boring, dumb and a whore. I hate her.

>>72234260
>because she almost never screams
you don't watch her. Her whining and screams are the hottest thing.

Did she ever say why she stopped
Doing ASMR? She spent all that money on that stupid microphone…

>>72234689
Yes but compare her to others like Calli or Pippa screeching so loud that they fuck with your hearing for the rest of the week. Her "screams" are basically whimpers.

green woman good

>>72234015
Queen of Spades

>>72234268
That's not even what she said, you're leaving out a lot of context.

>>72234015
NO
Don't get close to her, she only needs me and no other. Go away

>>72237937
What's the context being lacked?

>>72238083
everything she said afterwards

>>72234015
Northernlion but anime girl

>>72234268
I'm honestly gettin fed up with this shit. Every fucking thread. Get over it you fucking nigger.

Easily the biggest nerd in EN. Mumei might beat her in cursed knowledge and Bijou might be more dedicated to gaming, but Fauna seems to have a sincere interest in things the other girls overlook. She's only been getting more confident sharing those interests as time goes by.

>>72238112
Which is?

>>72234076
>>72234535
I want Fauna to bare her breasts to me so I can suck on one of her nipples while my head lays on her soft squishy thighs. I want her to slowly jerk me off while I suck and whisper words of encouragement while she does it. I want her to notice my restlessness as I get closer to climax, speeding her hand up and telling me to let it out. I want her to call me a good boy as she squeezes out the last bits of my man nectar all over my lower stomach.
I want Fauna to give me a nursing handjob.

She is cute but also gives off S vibes, like she would have you tied and gagged and but give you the best hand job of your life but then keep going and torture you with a calm expression stroking your head and whispering sweet words as you moan( and scream) into your gag.

>>72234015
She's a relentless edger. She'll make you have the biggest loads of your life, but you'll have to endure living on the edge of climax

She strikes me as someone who wants to be judged by her own merit/content, seemingly unaware that she's carried massively by how cute she is.

>>72234015
She read my chats as a grey name, and she uuuuuuu’s

>>72240279
>>72240570
where do i sign?

She USED to be the only consistent streamer in Council but then she turned into a puddle and had her puddle arc and we have Advent who are consistent streamers AND more entertaining, better at games, and gachikoi friendly to boot.

>>72234015
not your friend sadly

Blacked /pcg/ yab deflection thread

>>72240785
>only consistent streamer in Council
thats bae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE3LZT9qBF8

>>72241055
LOL

>>72234015
her chest is too big for you anon

>>72241118
???

>>72234015
Cute voice.
Comfy vibe.

>>72234015
personification of a high school nerd. if you grew up with the same losers maybe you will like her

>>72234791
If your boyfriend told you he found asmr creepy and a form of cheating do you really expect a girl as good as Fauna to pick her stream over her partner?

>>72241545
Fauna's special. she's the one tuber I'd accept having a bf since she deserves the joy of having children

>>72241669
wow what a coincidence!

>doxxfaggotry

>>72234015
She's cute and makes sisters and brown people seethe

>>72234015
discount northernlion forma de anime

>>72234015
Great streamer but terrible idol

>>72234268
I don't need friends you fucking retard, I want a fictional fat chested green mommy to whisper sweet nothings into my ear, before vtubers we had to pay for that shit you nigger whippersnapper

>>72242039
>nigger
not now sapling

>>72242039
Hot. I want this anon to take out his pent up frustrations on my favorite vtuber's pussy too.

>>72241669
fuck, I have to agree

>>72234015
she is cute

>>72234015
>>72234076
>>72239027
Fauna 100% produces the best milk in all of hololive. Her vegan diet, free of red meats and high in natural sugars ensures that any liquid from her body would be like drinking divinely sweet nectar.

Do you think Fauna uuuu when she moans?

>>72241669
based cuckoldry enjoyer

>>72242039
she doesn’t even do asmr anymore

>>72234015
First of all she isn't your friend chud

>>72234015
she's not your friend and you guys shouldn't be friends, so basically no, don't watch this trash, ungrateful their heads got too big in holo, she's another ame, will tell you to improve yourself

>>72242767
even better anon,with that asmr

>>72234015
She's a nerd

>>72234015
epic bald joke

>>72241048
Ew just checked the archives wtf
Brownfeet really does pick gaping blacked holes between runie and Enna
What a cuck

>>72234076
>>72239027
>"Ok, fine. Come here my little sapling. Don't be shy now."
>"There there. Are you comfortable like this? *giggle*
>"uuuuuu" *giggle*
>"Does it feel nice like this? Yes? Good"
>"You can drink as much as you want! Anything for my favourite little sapling!"
>"It tastes sweet? Thank you!"
>*gasp* "It's twitching so much!"
>"Oh my gosh!" *giggle* "There's so much of it!"
>*sigh* "You made such a big mess, didn't you? You're so hopeless. Don't worry, I'll clean it up for you, just stay there and relax, okay?"

>>72244264
she's WHAT

>>72239027
>>72245242
Shit like this is exactly why she doesn’t want to be friends with you faggots

>>72245849
The audience reflects the streamer.

So why did runie bait with gfe then was later found out to have been gaped by BBC?
Any thoughts phase cucknect crew?

She’s basically the cutest kirin in the history of the universe.

>>72234791
She didn't stop. She does lewd ASMR under a different identity as a side gig to avoid associating whorish behavior with her comparatively seiso holo life.
Browse onlyfans sometime, you'll probably find it. it's pretty lucrative.

>>72234015
shes not your friend

>>72245849
Good thing I'm only known here as Anon Y Mous. She'll never know it was I who made the nursing handjob copypasta.

>>72246880
I need extensive proof of these claims that you make.

>>72234015
Comfy most the time.
Cute an funny in the literal, non-uooohh sense.
A bit of a nerd.
A bit of a memer.
Actually wants you to improve your life.

>>72246880
>>72247448

I second this.

>>72247448
>>72247885
You're being trolled. Have you heard a single other person mention this /here/? Unlike Noel, where it gets mentioned in every thread where her name comes up?
>>72246880
inb4 "lurk more" "I'm not taking a vacation for you"

>>72247776
you'll never be her SO

>>72247448
>>72247885
lurk more.
I'm not taking a vacation for you
:^)

>>72248515
Of course he won't, because her SO is me.

>>72248515
Exactly, and the sooner unicorns realize that about their oshi the better.

>>72237937
Save your post, it's not worth responding to SEA retards from Muslim majority countries who are just mad that a woman isn't completely submissive to them.

>>72240279
Edging the autistic owl until she admits to anything Fauna wants.

>>72242397
>best milk
>vegan
>free of red meats
Bro stop smoking crack jesas

>>72234015
Look how happy she makes the moomer

>>72245242
>Anything for my favourite little sapling!"
I don't have a gosling strong enough for this..

>>72249922
Man, I Love Fauna !

The biggest problem with Fauna is how she's not actually close to any other girls. She's strong on her own but I wish she would collab more.

>>72249913
The same sort of things you heard are good for making your cum taste good apply to breast milk. Natural sugars from fruits, good. Red meat, bitter green vegetables, bad.

>>72234015
Her streams, voice and general demeanor, feel like I'm receiving a sound-based warm sensual hug

>>72250133
Watch streams, especially the faumei ones

>>72250133
Have you seen her Kronii and Irys collabs? They bring out her the bantering meme queen side of hers, while Moom just activates her mom instincts

why do phaseniggers hate fauna so much? I know they're into their whores like panko Pippa and especially runie getting gaped by BBC but what does that have to do with hololive? Brown seethe is real

>>72234015
shes too cute for you, eyes off

>>72234015
She actually fairly witty, decent at games, knows a lot of random stuff. She's more clever than I expected

>>72234015
She's not your friend.

>>72241048
qrd? even just a post number

She's like Ina but with none of the talent, also she got pretty lazy lately no wonder her oshi is Gura. She's only worth watching if you find Ina entertaining.

>>72253003
Pippa likes Fauna and Fauna acknowledged her in one of her streams tho

>>72254062
That was the moment I dropped Fauna. Imagine giving attention to the grifting whote that used to talk about doxxshit of holos in her streams.

>>72254062
Fauna is allowed to make mistakes. Mori acknowledged the rabbit whore too

>>72254552
Yeah but Mori is a known cunt. I wasn't expecting that shit from Fauna.

>>72254707
She was friends with Shondo pre Holo. She mentions boxxy every couple months. Along with her apparent age, she has all the hallmarks of being a 4chan poster despite it not being obvious from her mannerisms. Probably posted on /cgl/ and learned about vtubing from /jp/
It makes sense that she'd not only be aware of Pippa but not be particular bothered by her brand, to the point of being willing to mention her on stream. That doesn't mean though that she's a regular viewer or would be aware of
>>72254433
any of this

/bfg/?

>>72255110
I knew all of that but the Pippa thing was the nail in the coffin

>>72234015
Fauna is secretly a chud. She's friends with Shondo who is maybe even less of a chud than her.

>>72255918
Exactly. That's why the Pippa connection didn't surprise me at all. Fauna likes to hide her power level on many things behind a faccade of cute and innocent, and I'm not saying she's not. She knows how much to show.

>>72234015
a pretty good content creator, unironically.
i don't get the whole lust after her - there are many more better choices out there but overall she is entertaining to watch.
>inb4 she said on stream one time that she is not our friend and will never be our friend
And that is a good hill to die on, especially if you are a virtual avatar owned by a major corporation which can pull your plug at any given day or time something like nijisanji

>>72234268
So is it just one schizo brown guy from canada that repeats this every thread about fauna, or has the friend thing turned into a meme?

>>72256030
Yeah Fauna puts on mask when she streams. She's one of the least genuine holo

>>72256261
The friend thing was a huge thing here when it happened. A lot of shitposting threads were created from that quote alone and it was the born of a ton of Fauna schizos

man I sure am happy they removed IPs so reprobates like brownfeet can samefag their threads to bump limit

>>72256355
Welcome to the catalog anon

>>72256341
>huge thing
It was a literal nothingburger and you're not fooling anyone

She once had the most epic meltdown on a slide in getting over it, then ground that shit out to collect her golden pot.
She made Kronii RAGE, like... actually lose her mind, rage (sure, they said it was all kayfabe, but it wasnt kayfabe. Ive seen that 'im going to count to zero, and if i hit it...' before.
She bit off more than she could chew building some dumb tree in minecraft, but because its a massive eyesore, instead of skulking off in shame, she is utterly determined to make it passable (if not beautiful). This is godchama levels of dedication to a bit.

>>72256355
Get thicker skin sapling. It happens in most of ENs bait threads

>>72256403
It was a nothingburger in a bigger scale but I was talking about the /here/ reaction. Just like most of holoens "yabs"

>>72253761
Oh boy do I have a post number for you
>>72098068
Phaseniggers melting down over the last of their gfe whores being outed as BBC loving sluts
Phasecucknect is the gift that keeps on giving

>>72256628
phasebros....

>>72256628
>holo'yabs'
"blah blah friends"
>phaseyabs
nuclear bombs

my fucking sides

>>72256628
What the fuck? No wonder they're melting down.

>>72256628
Jesus LOL
Phase gets some pretty bad yabs relative to their size

>>72256757
A catalog thread should be made from this. I'd be funny to see how the other corpos cope

>>72256628
GRIM

>>72256628
https://files.catbox.moe/s4t2dn.webm

par for the course for phase connect

>>72256628
hololive wins by doing nothing at all KEK

>>72256925
>phase """humor"""

how does hololive manage to not hire these kinds of women, besides kiara and shiori

>>72234015
>cute voice
>onee-san/big sister/mommy vibes
>existentialist but not too doomer humor in contrast to Kronii's
>avoids cursing to an almost obsessive (read: funny) degree
>had an edgy phase in the past, brings it up occasionally and has memorized edgy emo songs by heart
>hitman freelancer mode addict
>occasionally drops fun facts about fauna (i.e. animals)
>uuuuuuuu

>>72257054
Not sure why you mention Shiori. She has no interest in real men and spends her free time schlicking to boy friend experience from fire emblem character AIs.
Female flipside of "3D pig disgusting"

>>72257054
>Putting Kiara and Shiori when Mori and Kronii exists
Roru

>>72256628
PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72234015
She's my friend.

>>72246880 (me)
>had my completely baseless rrat deleted
guys, I invented that completely out of the blue just to troll
you know that deleting it for rule 1 only adds legitimacy?

>>72258285
(I guess now I'll get a vacation because you're not supposed to troll outside of /b/)

>>72258285
No, janitors aren't paid $0 so they can determine if doxx is real or fake, they delete it regardless. You could've also gotten deleted for trolling

>>72234791
YouTube likes destroying ASMR channels arbitrarily. If it sounds a little too sexual you get a strike and 3 of those and your channel is deleted. The same reason Vox deleted all of his ASMR and never plans to do it again.

>>72258931
cover really needs its own solution for yab media. how much longer is the man supposed to control what and what not holos are allowed to whisper in my ears

>>72234015
She turned me into a newt

>>72258931
Her ASMR isn't even remotely sexual, the reason she stopped doing it is because she's both a perfectionist and lacking in self-confidence. Add on the weight of expectation since it's probably the number one thing constantly request by saplings, and she ends up psyching herself out from doing it.
Wish the woman would realize she could just whisper into a mic for an hour and everyone would be happy with it.

>>72240785
>AND more entertaining
Not a single one of them is even half as entertaining

>>72256628
jejjed audibly

>>72254433
>>72255803
>>72256266
>babby's first time trolling
lurk a 100yrs before posting again newfag

>>72259120
Bull
Shit

She's been doing it for WAY too long (used to go even harder too) to suddenly start getting le nervous and shy. I'd be far more nervous over not delivering and still showing my face pretending everything's normal. There's more going on she ain't willing to share, like maybe she's realizing she doesn't like it that much anymore. I can't see it otherwise.

>>72261618
Didn't she literally upgrade her "closet" for an even better experience recently?

>>72261618
You shouldn't let your paranoia get the best of you like that. I'm coming to that conclusion from watching the woman for two years.

>>72245849
>he doesn't know about the cowkini arc
watch streams, read threads or do any reps at all before posting

>>72263507
>cowkini arc
>MILF hat
>this webm

>>72234015
shes not for sale bud

>>72234076

>>72234268
Based

>>72266888
need the webm of fauna saying "disgusting" with her model having a very disappointed and angry look on her face
I saw it but I didn't save it and I don't remember which thread

>>72266888
What was the special drink

>>72247776
>Actually wants you to improve your life.
then she better let me berry my dick in her ass so that anyone that pulls it out is crowned king arthur

>>72267089
don't got it but here, have this

>>72234015
She's very feminine and cute, and also a huge nerd, and also really funny. Basically the perfect woman, if you think about it.

>>72267362
>berry
Go home, Mumei, you're drunk.

Her voice doesn't fit her appearance. She should have been a loli instead

>>72267938
How dare you

>>72267089

>>72267938
Absolutely haram

Fauna please I beg you, just a crumb of ASMR...

>>72238144
Her first book club was on All Tomorrows. Not a real book in a classic sense, but it's good in so many levels. From that moment I knew she was my oshi.

>>72267625
Thanks for reminding me that I was meaning to grab the SPWN vod and cut it up. I encoded it down a little but I don't think there was much quality loss, I wanted it to be under 200MB so it didn't have to go to the litter box.
https://files.catbox.moe/6a5kih.mp4
Streamable, not permanent
https://streamable.com/e8elc7

>>72255918
I'm glad Shondo got over her menhera moment with Fauna and made up with her.

>>72250145
you're 100% a virgin

>>72268698
>Feminine
>"I love you the way you are"
That's not how females work. Unless she is your literal mother. The entire purpose of the female of any species is to filter out genetically inferior males.

>>72271971
God I wish they would collab again.

>>72273117
You got that far but didn't make the final leap.
If women are barometers for determining good males, then isn't telling a large group of them that they are good males the right thing to do if your goal is to make them feel happy and comfortable while watching your stream?
"Men are easy, just be nice to them" many female streamers fail at this, but Fauna isn't one of them.

>>72273751
this nigga gets it

Are you familiar with Big Chungus?

>>72273117
Are you familiar with Big Chungus?

>>72273117
>he thinks women are smart enough to know what superior is
Women were oppressed all over the world throughout all of history for a reason, anon. It was no coincidence.
Women are retarded and unfit to make sound judgments.

>>72269447
GFE asmr Fauna PLEASE

>>72273471
That would be nice

>>72234076
Delusional

>>72234076
sex

>>72234015
Her fanbase are weird and project mommy issues onto her despite her being one of the absolute least mommy vtubers I've ever seen.

But she's got green hair so that's fun

>>72288281
Is your idea of a mommy vtuber some low raspy voice dommy mommy or something?

>>72234076
Will you guys stop saying “nursing handjobs” so much

>>72234015
How are the ASMRs?

>>72259120
Unironically this. She's a perfectionist and between audio issues caused by neighbors & running out of unique ASMR ideas, I think she just happened to hit a creative wall.

Her ASMR's also bring out the most parasocial behaviors in her fans (me included, I'll admit) and after getting super doxxed last year maybe she's just lacking motivation to feed the biggest schizo's in her fanbase?

>>72274580
Would be the worst thing for her career. Also her GFE-begging fans doxxed her hard last year, so honestly fuck them.

>>72295361
>fans
I thought it was some mindless SEA monkies
chat, is this real?

>>72295361
>her fans
You mean literal antis and /hlg/

>>72256341
God that was the day I learned of /vt/, the newly spawned Fauna anti's were going wild in the YT comments & pissing everyone off. Now I'm here, mostly to fight against those same Fauna anti's.

>>72298035
You're fighting the good fight.

>>72295361
>doxxed her hard last year
you know i saw that but couldnt figure out how they found her, shes too smart to use her real name online and it was supposedly found by a super well known group that no one ever talks about (i checked)
so i doubt its real

>>72234302
this is /vt/, we don't talk sense

>>72301562
>>72298035
>genuine sapkeks itt
grim

>>72234015
Fauna makes it difficult for me to watch any other chuuba because she's so good. Every time I watch someone else I find myself thinking "man, I wish I was watching Fauna right now".
It might sound ridiculous, but it's actually true for me. (There are exceptions when others have especially good streams, but Fauna is consistently entertaining every stream.)

>>72242039
>he thinks Fauna still does ASMR

>>72305025
is watching paint dry entertaining?

>>72234015
The comfort food of vtubers

>>72251060
Besides mumei, when was the last time her genmates interacted with her though? The other three didn't even greet her for birthday. Seems there's been a fall out.