/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 36! Give it up for day 36!

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>72197840
Gills...

>>72197920
Some of you can't compute that a woman has a sense of humor

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>72197582
I don't see how a timestamp would hurt. They can watch the rest of the "context" later. Just giving a general idea of when the topic is mentioned would help.

I'm going to marry her and make her happy and keep her from being a crazy cat lady!

Wow, I loved the most recent Gura karaoke, she is such a good singer. She needs to slow her pace down though. She works too hard because you can tell she really really likes her fans and isn't embarrassed by them, nor does she find them repulsive at all.

>>72197997
how does providing a timestamp to the actual stream remove the context anyway?

Sex with a fembud.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

>>72198006
this, except it will be me who does that!

wife (mine)

>>72198006
>>72198069
I wrote both these essays btw

>>72198156
thats actually my daughterwifegurandma

>>72198058
and then you realize that they were judged by the content of their character all along...

My Gurandma.

>hasn't been online since Gura went to Taiwan
...

My girlfriend.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>72198510
Your girlfriend is flat as a board, very cute

Think about the future instead, think about Gura playing the upcoming GTA. That will be fun

>>72198539
samen

>>72198670
but it will probably be woke...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>72198777
She only tricked you into it because she wanted me all by herself

>>72198882
>herself
*himself, sorry, i did it again, completely forgot about the HRT

So what da chumbies doin'?

>>72198670
The people who made the past GTA games all left, including the writers.
GTA 6 is going to be garbage and written my retarded brown millennials and women. The dialogue is going to be like the cringe writing in the new Saint's Row game and is only going to make fun of white men instead of taking pot shots at all cultures and political affiliations in the US like the previous games did.

>>72199016
I've been edging all day and now my penis is wet

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

The big gay of hololive

Gura has streamed 15 times in the last 220 days.

>>72199255
Thats more than my CB oshi has :/

>>72199016
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>72197958
>You’ve never spoken to a woman before
99.99% of women aren’t funny and their “sense” of humor isn’t humor. It’s why women don’t know how to be friends

>>72199016
Still playing osrs.

Average Gura "work" year:

-3 streams average a month
-1 return stream every quarter
- several sponsorships that she has to work 5 hours for overall if she actually applied herself to it, she bloats it to hundreds
- has to travel abroad three times a year, needs 1 month of travel prep and 1 month of travel recovery every time
-can't even fucking pretend to interact with her fanbase and post some random shit like "in taipei, I ate [island chink food] uwaa", goes dead silent for weeks

"Please hate Gura"

>>72199435
but we arern't talking about the 99.9%, we are talking about gura

>>72199040
We don’t know that yet even if it’s already off to a rough start based on the main characters. Though I will say it seems to be made by people who’s only experience with spring break is viral tiktoks

Friendly reminder that your oshi fucks hoes and sucks toes

Retards

THATS IT, i am sending ALL of you to the Gulag, бoльшeвик

Child

>>72199016
I'm watching vanoss

>>72199789
I'm sorry, chumbie, but you've been found guilty of dissent. I'm afraid it is (You) who will be going to the gulag.

Am i the only one that has never goomed to Gura? Even though she is undeniably the sexiest woman to have ever graces this earth, it would just feel wrong?

>>72199789
>>72199927
Gurag hoohaha

>>72199016
I'm binging all the anime now that the season is basically over

STOP LISTENING TO HER TUMMY!!!

>>72199933
it feels like gooming to your own daughter
i can't do it

>>72199933
I only goom to booba fembuds.

>>72199571
I retract my statement

>>72199016
I'm contemplating on dropping out for the 2nd time.

>>72200007
I'm sorry Gura, how can I not indulge in your insecurities. You're too cute.

>>72200007
Joke's on you, Gura. I love listening to your tummy and I want to get a nice beating from you too!

Gura is under arrest

>>72199016
Was just looking through scholarship options, making tea now, gonna do my lifting and prayer reps then shower

>>72199016
Chores

that piece of salmon is such a mood

>>72200881
Yeah, I kissed my shark

Total number of streams over the 220 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 24, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 221
Mori 175
Bae 160
Nerissa 159
Shiori 145
Kiara 130
Fauna 100
Ina 92
Irys 81
Kronii 76
Mumei 69
Ame 56

Gura 15

>>72201949
Interesting. Girls I don't watch are at the top and girls that I do watch are at the bottom.

>>72201949
gura is an icon, she's not a streamer anymore, she doesn't have to stream, she just have to hang around and be recognized as the famous shark girl. The others have to stream for a living

Gura is a Vocaloid.

>>72197920
What buttplug in girls talk?

Numberfags you have dedicated threads for people who care.

>>72202265
Me on the left

What tool does Gura use to maintain her bush?

>>72202186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7HuyCMY-_I

>>72202341

>>72202341
maintain?

if it hadn't been for other members talking about gura we'd know very little about what she's up to

>>72202062
>Gura doesn't have to spend time with her fans anymore, so she chooses not to.
Great sentiment, you retarded anti motherfucker.

Gura broke her hymen by masturbating too much...

>>72202362
there's no way in hell she doesn't use this. like using the bumps at high speed is exactly how a girl can cum from anal. plus the hymen she's saving for me remains intact. Shika shika.

>>72202341
https://youtu.be/Pla06PO6Odk?t=156

>>72199206
I want to be Gay for Gura

>>72200056
But that makes it even better.

>>72202480
we know very little regardless, all we get is crumbs, without them we'd get nothing.

>>72202558
Fuck i'd love to use one of these at the next local transgender pride parade. Gura can sit in my lap in the helicopter while i do it.

>>72201949

Yet here we stand tall and proud, unwavering in our love and support.

We truly are the most loyal and strongest fanbase.

>We

Gura should buy a nice dildo and use it during our ASMR lovey dovey sessions.

>>72202676
farty butt dildo ASMR while she licks and spits on our ears.

>>72202675
some would call it gullible and delusional

>>72202488
i'm sure you'll find streamers to watch, instead you're here whining about the only interesting person in holoEN for doing the things we supported her to reach and do. having her reach this status to play generic video games is just stupid, you want all streamers to act and be identical, so boring, so narrowminded

>>72202558
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
But why though? It's just tree sawing. Also this looks really cool, I'm hooked now.

>>72202676
>>72202750
She already got one she could use during the ASMR
>>72197920

>>72202781
ironic...

>most retarded cope in months just dropped

>>72202856
if you enjoyed her content, and like her, try being happy for her just for a few seconds, then go back to your miserable self

Im thinking about buying another car buds

>>72199016
Laundry, then gonna make some shakshouka for dinner after.

>>72202841
i want her to silent fart right on her ASMR mic, so close so you can hear the gas wooshing through her tiny little hole.

>>72202902
looks like you need an alternate way of spending your time lol

I've been watching my favorite fleshstreamer play Unicorn Overlord.

>>72197840
AAAAAAAAA THIS PICTURE IS PURE SEX FUUUUUUUUCK

what's the difference between Gura and a fridge?
a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out

there's a contingent who don't want her to do the things she wants and be successful, they just want her to rot in room and play the same exact games as all the other streamers do

>>72202911
I don't enjoy her "content", faggot. Imagine treating her like some random streamer bitch.
I enjoy her spending time with us, because she means the world to me. I love her. When she's not around, I'm miserable.
You're a stupid motherfucker cuck that worships her like a god. I'm her idol fan boyfriend. We are not the same.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>72203247
I don't care if she plays games or not. I just want her to spend time with us.
She said she loves us, so that should be easy for her. But for some reason, she never does it. She avoids us as much as she can.

I don't watch her content, but i enjoy loving Gura

Gura is my gurandmadaughterwife

>>72203334
Are you a fembud?

Marine has 3 times the channel views than Gura, but Gura is still special. To be able to be this popular without streaming is down to her personality and charisma

>>72202934
Funny, I've been thinking about buying a new car myself.
The girl is overdue for inspection and I'm wondering if I'd be better off just getting a new one. She still runs great, but I know she's been getting a bit rusty and I know the calipers are going to need to be delt with.
Decisions... Getting another car is such a hassle though.

>>72203347
Gura liked this btw

if you didn't have other choices with regards to who to watch in hololive, i'd feel more sympathetic toward those who hate gura for not streaming. but you do have other options, yet stick around to hate gura

>>72203432
Just buy an S-Works Epic instead dude, they just released the 8th generation, a bunch of stupid electric shit like: electronic gears, electronic fork and damper, electronic dropper post, power meter, wireless tire pressure gauge for your headunits etc etc, stupid as shit but as a gadget fag i must have it

>>72203550
What part of I love her and miss her don't you understand?
That being said, >>72201949 doesn't make any sense at all if she really loved us back.

>>72203370
ye

"Gura hates us" schizo starting up. Just let him seethe himself to sleep.

>>72203550
>I have no sympathy for you because you could be eating shit instead of starving!

>>72203549
She also liked this.
Please stay with her and try to understand her.

>>72203630
Aim better next time.

>>72202341
She doesn't have a bush you sick fucking pube fetish faggot. Go watch a hag if you want that.

oh, my Gura's wife is back from japan, maybe she'll talk about her.

I do love Gura and do love watching her content.

>>72203757
start by understanding that gura loves feet

>>72203818
But Shion lives in Japan...

>>72203770
Gura is a 9,000 year old hag though.

Gura is done fucking Ame and let her out of the basement

>>72203757
Source for the clip with Pekora?

>>72203432
My current vehicles are fine, I just stumbled across something else that kinda piqued my interest. It's just another old BMW. Newer cars just have way too much shit going on with them for me to ever want one.

>>72198058
I want her to finish the DMC series already, her status as the DMC fan of holo got cucked by Biboo

>>72203844
she especially loves my fuzzy toes!

>>72198058
I want her to finish Super Metroid.

>>72204017
god i love cyb0rseggz with my wife.

>>72201949
>>72202488
>>72203251
>>72203334
Ah yes it's the pretend Gura hasn't been on fire since her return and have hit several miles stones since because some anti decided it's time to plug in their rehashed script and dictate what is and isn't success or Gura's self worth.

>>72203998
>>72204038
I don't think that's going to happen, chumbies...

getting opportunities in japan and like the one in taipei is unique stuff that could only happen once, most of us would do the same I think.
she can always do gaming later

>>72203991
Ew, BMW, they peaked at E30, well, an E46 M3 CLS is acceptable too, but you can fuck off anyway, all BMW drivers are retarded

>>72203619
I don't understand a single word you said.
I just think it may or may not be more cost effective to just get another car.
I own a 2013 Hyundai Veloster that I've had over 6 years.

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

I think my birds like it when I act autistic

Why pretend to like Gura if you don't even want to watch her?

>>72202062
Except that Gura got her community from being a streamer, if she doesn’t have a regular stream output that community will die off or at least remain stagnant. Cover can’t parade her around as a mascot forever

I still can't get over the eugenics of Holofes, everytime the camera paned to the crowd EVERY single one had black hair, it was surreal, like being sent to Narnia or something

>>72204350
I'm not going anywhere chumbie.

>>72204350
>He said 2 years after saying it for the first time.
Anon they can do whatever they want forever

Do you think Cover would ever let her graduate?

>>72204472
They would definitely let her graduate, except Gura isn't going to be graduating any time soon.

>>72204265
What makes you say that? Is one of your birds by chance named Mumei

>>72204265
I remember you.
Why do chumbies have interesting pet stories?
Shrimp keeper bud is still my favorite.

>>72204411
Just say you've never been to Asia and go

>>72204589
I only have doggos.

>>72204070
Gura will always be successful, anon. She will always be the best.
The only differentiating metric that matters is if we get to be with her. Because what's the point of loving someone you never get to spend time together with? I don't want to be a Taylor Swift fan. That kind of existence is a cucked one.
I want to spend time with the woman that I love. I know you feel the exact same way too. You want her to be with us as well. I know you do.
The difference is that I'm willing to admit that I miss her and that what she's doing and the way she abandons us all the time is incredibly painful.

>>72204589
I only have silverfish, compared to Minecrafts silverfishes IRL ones are less annoying but more disgusting

>>72204589
Little fatfuck is actually growing in size now. It must have been the liquid ferts I added since theres been more biofilm growing.

>>72204685
>I don't want to be a Taylor Swift fan.
Okay, well you are. It doesn't really matter if you don't want to be one, you already are, your only choice is to stop or not stop.

>>72201949
>>72203630
Be sure to bring this up to Gura when she gets back instead of just spamming it in these threads.

>>72204350
demonstrably false, her numbers don't shrink, they keep growing, a bunch of regulars left, sure but they have been replaced by new fans already.

>>72204685
>The difference is that I'm willing to admit that I miss her and that what she's doing and the way she abandons us all the time is incredibly painful.
Then address it to Gura instead of just constantly saying this sentiment of yours in these threads as if it accomplishes anything.

>>72204727
Little fatfuck is really still going? This anime protagonist is still going strong?

>>72204770
>>72204956
Why does all yesbuds have a direct phoneline to Gura? Please share with the class, don't be selfish

https://youtu.be/37x84NDMxW8?si=B0SFj0CFT08EXgyo

>>72203191
>The fridge keeps running even after you put your meat in
That’s the answer I was expecting

>>72205033
"Fiestybuds" dont say anything even when getting the chance. They mostly just whine in the comments and threads.

Can you eat aquarium shrimps?

>>72205045
that artist draws sexy guras and they're going to draw gura's bellybutton next. nice

Are feistybuds just fembuds in denial?

gura has never been at the top of superchat donations, it's good that she's making bank, she deserves it for that first year alone

>Ame announces on Twitter she's back home
>So does every EN girl except for Gura
>Ame with a chatting stream tonight about Japan
>Now every EN girl has done it except for Gura

>>72205353
Is Ame a fembud?

>>72205353
she still hasn't done her after-fes tweet either

>>72205393
yes

>>72205296
>she deserves it for that first year alone
She deserves it for this clip alone

https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

The way I can tell that most of you are severely autistic or just really, really young is that many of you always default to an argument based entirely around practicality, efficiency, and financial incentive.
You argue that Gura is successful and so she doesn't have to stream, as if that were the only motivation one might have to spend time with others. You say that she makes enough money for Cover so that she doesn't need to "farm" donations or produce "content", completely ignoring any possible personal desire she might have to create something or spend time with us.

Is it because you have resigned yourself and accepted that her love for us no longer exists? Do you believe this is only a job to her and so her only incentive to show up is for large sums of cash?
Saying Gura is only motivated by financial success and monetary gain doesn't sound like something someone who cared about her would say.

It's such an awful way to approach a conversation about someone you claim to care about.
There is no love or passion in your words and that is why you will never be good enough for Gura.

>>72205296
She'd probably get more superchsts if she actually streamed consistently and read superchats.

gura's fans failed her by not donating enough, so now she has to travel the world to do sponsored gigs, it's pretty sad.. then you look at fuwamoco doing nothing at all of note raking in the supas, and other members like mori selling crude drawings for thousands of dollars per stream

>>72204685
>worst rigging
>cheap MV's and music productions compared to the JP
>her very first 3D live got cut in half
>her birthday 3D live got delayed for years
>her Kyun! Vampire Girl cover got axed because of neglectful management, time and money wasted for nothing
>can't upload Skyrim shorts
>wanted to do some project and your manager quoted 200k
>asked for game permissions and got scolded at
>Cover doesn't tard wrangle Kiara at all but suspended Vesper over some nothingburger
>"a win for me is a win for hololive"

The problem is that Gura doesn't owe Cover anything since they treat her this poorly. why should she care when the feeling is not mutual? I sometimes wish for the better but could never bring myself to blame her

>>72202558
Imagine trying to explain what you do for a living to anyone when this is your job. "So let's start with these saws..."

>>72205499
Shouldn’t feed schizos anon but you posted cute gura clips so it’s fine

>>72205574
Please show your bushy pucci.

>>72204989
Yeah, he reminds me of thinfuck when he was still around.

>>72205353
>>72205423
I'm sure making the same posts asking "why doesn't Gura do insert thing that everyone else does" here for the umpteenth time here will definitely get Gura to address it.

>>72205763
>address it.
Even if she "addressed" it she isn't going to give an answer they want to hear, which is the funniest part about constantly wanting her to "address" it

>>72205353
Gura already did a chatting stream. Twitter spaces are streams.

All I want is for Gura to address the allegations concerning her bushy pucci.

I like bushi pucci

>>72205857
Pretty sure they just want clarity at this point so even a disappointing, but clear answer is better than no answer at all.

>>72205950
Weird choice to like Gura, as she doesn't have one of those.

bald

Shirako.

>>72205897
if she did those once in a while combined with whatever hololive sends her to do, it'd be a step up for sure

>>72204105
>e46
That's my favorite platform of theirs. Not sure what you have against their cars, but you can choose much worse German options. Like I said, the older cars of theirs are all I care about though.
Plus I think Gura would love going for a ride in my BMW, it's a color she would like and the MT makes it a lot of fun.

Look at this cute little Lesbian

>>72205974
Oppai loli with bushy puccis are an untapped market

>>72205975
>but clear answer is better than no answer at all.
"A good answer is better than no answer", geez, calm down a little bit Aristoteles

>>72206088
For a good reason.

>>72206088
No, it isn't. Artists are money-grubbing as fuck, they would be drawing it if it was profitable.

>>72205353
I think she might be back home by now but my guess is she's probably feeling bad since a lot of the other girls were too. I do hope we hear something in the next few days at least though.

>>72205975
Yeah but they want clarity on her position as in they expect she has a clear position and want her to state it, but her actual position is itself unclear, so what they want doesn't exist. For her to be 100% honest would just be to say
>Yeah I like the idea of streaming and in theory know I should do it more but I can't bring myself to and probably won't, there's no specific reason, it is what it is, sorry if that's disappointing
Because that's literally her exact thoughts, but that won't make anyone happy and they'll still say it's not clear enough.

>>72206029
Sorry anon but she can't be, I'm a male and she's already my wife.

>>72206007
yeah, mine

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>72205897
The 15 MINUTE Twitter Space was damage control because she knows how long she will be gone but is afraid to tell her fans. It would look bad because of how long she'll be gone and ghosting again. Notice how she said he would be "busy busy" and couldn't even say until when. She mumbled something during that part that didn't even make sense. Why no "I'm home" tweet like every other member. You can say because she's still traveling but she never does it when she gets home.

>>72206308
I can't wait to pretend like I hear my own voice in the background of her cover

>>72206029
That blue shade on her skirt and, and, and that sailor thing kinda thingamagic draped infront of her neck/chest is a very pleasant shade of blue, thanks for coming to my TED talk

BTW, still waiting for thar 3 year member badge that Gura acknowledged she hasn't done it. It's been almost 2 months since she said that. Might as well wait for 4 years now.

>>72206427
Thanks for the news chumbie. I didn't know

Please don't pick on her, she's trying her best.

Can males be passive aggressive? Or is it a female thing?

>>72206234
No one knows her exact thoughts and reasons until she addresses it. She's touched communication a bit and made some self depreciating jokes about her not streaming, but she doesn't address why she keeps disappearing and why she does so little compared to everyone else.

>>72206640
I noticed nerdy males are more likely to be passive aggressive.

Fembuds are so hot and sexy.

>>72206638
>She's trying her best
She really isn't. If she was, she'd be doing way more than basically nothing.

I am extremely horny for fembuds.

>>72206651
Okay bud

>>72206692
That's a fancy way to say faggots.

I wonder if there are people that equate stream hours to the quality of a vtuber.

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

>>72206800
Yeah well, quantity and quality is not mutually exclusive, so if Gura streamed 100 times per year we would get quality AND quantity (like the first 1.5 yeas)

>>72206800
Well in Gura's case, the problem is her barely streaming at all.

>>72206928
>>72206951
I was looking at that bait that an anon posted earlier. The lower the hours, the better the streamer.

>>72206812
mine's been flaky lately. she needs to get back on cam and do her job, which is making me cum.

>>72206640
If you take sarcasm as being passive aggressive then yes. Outside of that no, no real man is passive aggressive

What's the point of shitposting?

>>72206986
You don't need to make an even more retarded statement in response to bait.

>>72207048
They're bored and don't know how entertain themselves. It's sad.

>>72207048
sad people jealous of my wife

>>72207065

>>72207029
Seeing all the passive aggressive statements made by men kind of disproves that.

>>72207048
it starts as venting, then shitposters hijack it to make chumbies look bad

I need a fembud in my life.

>>72207131
Anyone venting nowadays are just shitposters in disguise.

Fem~ buds~

>>72207127
>by men

This one was pretty interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr7kDuzTkU8

>>72207272
Yes. You can literally see that they are by men, or do you want to pretend that every man on the internet is actually a woman?

Stinky fembuds.

I need to find a fembud

>>72207379
Every man is a homosexual woman trapped in a mans body

>>72203998
Bijou is a bitch who can't handle simple bantz and her grasp of the Thai language is so terrible and 100% deserves to be shat on. Not to mention the /v/ermin pandering.

>>72207484
Does that mean we're all gay for Gura?

imagine if she did loli kami at FES
that place would have exploded

>>72207312
oh that's in my recommendations too

>>72207131
We all go through bad times, and I can fully understand them. But some should have learned to keep themselves composed at this point.
It can only all be shitposting from what I can see.

>>72207621
Are you thai?

>>72207621
Biboo is thai?

I want mommy Gura to change my diaper and give me a bedtime stream.

will Gura come back after easter?

>>72208040
>will Gura come back after Easter
>after Easter
>And He rose on the third day, according to the scriptures
>And He brought Gura back from hell with him along with the rest of the patriarchs

>>72205618
While some of these are true, most of them are very misleading. I'm surprised you're willing to be so ostentatiously disingenuous in your argument because you know the majority of these points are spun in a way to maximize blame for circumstances outside anyone's control.

>>72205618
I see you make these arguments a lot, but most of it is complete bullshit. So here.

>worst rigging
I won't argue with you on that one. Her trapezoid rigging and lazy eye are notoriously awful and like the other members who were rigged by Umiushi, it looks really bad. Anya wasn't spared from her work either, and her old rigging made it look like she was wearing a mask.

>cheap MV's and music production compared to the JP
This isn't true at all. MVs are paid for by the talent. Gura chose not to spend any money making her own MVs and music, which is why the quality of her MVs are low compared to Marine or Watame's for example. However, most JP holomen don't end up spending that kind of money on MVs and music and so Gura's are similar in quality to those members.

>Very first 3D live got cut in half
Most 3D lives are exactly one hour long. There are very few exceptions. Gura's was 45 minutes, and so double that would be unusually long. Ultimately, we don't know why it was shortened or whose fault it was. It's possible that Gura didn't want to pay for the rest of it. Or it's possible she was told to reduce it to an hour and more ended up being cut.

>her birthday 3D live got delayed for years
This is probably one of the more stupid points you could have made. Everyone's birthday and 3D lives were delayed for years because of Covid. It was literally impossible for them to travel to Japan and record everything to an acceptable quality back in 2021 and 2022.

>her Kyun! Vampire Girl cover got axed because of neglectful management, time and money wasted for nothing
Again, this isn't true at all. This was a permissions and rights issue where the copyright holder wanted Cover to change the MV and sound in order to release it, but doing so was prohibitively costly. Alternatively, the artist may have just revoked permission or tried to change the agreement some other way right before it's release. Gura never said that it was management's fault, and this kind of thing has happened in the past with other holos as well, including one of Kanata's covers.

(1/2)

>>72207127
Two things this isn’t passive aggressive and they aren’t real men

>>72208040
Easter?
I forgot my birthday is next Tuesday.
Not this one but the next.
I hate how much time has been passing me by.

where is she

>>72205618
>can't upload Skyrim shorts
This is a permissions issue that affects everyone. It's the same reason why Cover does not allow react content and why holomen need permission to play games. There is no fair use clause in Japanese copyright law. Anything done with IP they don't own themselves can make them legally and financially vulnerable without the proper agreement from rights holders. They even learned this the hard way with the holocaust in 2020. They aren't willing to put themselves or Gura's channel at risk from copyright strikes by bad actors. And yes, Gura's channel is owned by Cover, a Japanese company, and so it can be targeted by Japanese courts and anyone suing her or Cover in Japan.

>wanted to do some project and your manager quoted 200k
This was for a cover of Queen, however either Gura or Kanaria wanted to do something different than an ordinary cover and so they asked for $200k to create a new backing track. It's insane to blame Cover for this, and especially her manager, as the price demanded by the rights holder is something completely out of their control. It's also possible that Kanaria just didn't want to work with Gura and so they intentionally inflated the price into becoming unreasonable. Ado did the same thing to Mori. Again, Gura never blamed management for this, you are just retarded and don't understand how these things work.

>asked for game permissions and got scolded at
This is one of the few points where you're correct. However, she wasn't scolded, she was mocked or something for requesting too many permissions for various titles. It's unclear what they said, but cover should have multiple people in charge of permissions because it's so vital to the content their talent make. I understand if a developer or production company is unwilling to contact them, but there's no reason why Gura should be mocked for asking the permissions staff to do their fucking job.

>Cover doesn't tard wrangle Kiara at all but suspended Vesper over some nothingburger
Kiara doesn't violate NDA or cause problems within the company. There were two holostars EN members that were suspended at the same time last year. It's clear they did something to end up like that and it wasn't even the first time that guy was suspended. Neither of their channels are privated however, so that suggests they left willingly. Also, who the fuck cares about some homo faggot? Why was this one of your points?

>"a win for me is a win for hololive"
What exactly is wrong with saying that? How does one interpret a talent saying this as an indication that Cover is mistreating her? Gura is proud to be in hololive and hololive benefits from her being in the company. So which series of synapses fired off in your smooth brain that made you think this was somehow relevant to your central point?

>>72208755
with me

>>72207661
You would be correct anon >>72208557 They are gura antis but cover shills

>>72205618
And also, just in case you think I'm just here to defend cover because you're projecting your own sycophant bullshit on me, I'm not.
Cover has done a ton of shit I'm not happy about and screwed up a ton of times in the past. But you're a retard if you think they mistreat Gura or are canceling her projects and ideas for fun.

>>72208755
she's just sleeping, don't worry.

>>72208882
Calling out your lies doesn't make me a cover shill, brainlet. I love Gura way more than you ever will.
>>72209060

>>72209142
She looks tuckered out

>>72208755

Gurafternoon cumbuds

Please timestamp all the gura mentions from Ame's stream I don't feel like watching it for gura crumbs thank you

I really just think she has a different life now. One that doesn't include us. I seriously don't understand how you could possibly think she still cares or isn't spending all her time away with other people.

>>72210054
Great, you can leave anytime

Where does Guras "bonk/boink" come from? Is it a reference or is it a OP?

>>72208774
>Ado did the same thing to Mori
the fuck did you pull that one out from

>>72198670
>>72199040
>>72199605
>>72198755
She's not gonna play it.

>>72210100
Even Ame is back and going to talk to her fans. Why are chumbuds always the only ones left out in the cold, alone?
There's no way Gura is still in Taiwan. And if she is, that means she's the only one, but there's no way she went alone or spent a week with just her manager.
So she's either home and just doesn't want to see her fans, or she's out traveling and visiting people.

>>72208557
>cheap MV's and music production compared to the JP
I'm talking about Sweet Appetite and Tokyo Wabi-Sabi, those were dirt cheap and probably made in a rush
>It's possible that Gura didn't want to pay for the rest of it
45 minutes with Shark'd and all the talking, also you're not believing her words, anti's take
>her birthday 3D live got delayed for years
Bae, IRyS, Kiara, Ina and Kronii got their 3D lives before Gura, there's absolutely no excuse for this
>Again, this isn't true at all. This was a permissions and rights issue where the copyright holder wanted Cover to change the MV
this is just your narrative. at the end of the day, Suisei got to collab with imas but they couldn't even be bothered to double check it beforehand for Gura, it's a problem of neglect
>This is a permissions issue
she could stream Skyrim just fine, no proof that this is not an issue stemming from her being the most subbed vtuber in the world, gotta care about the image
>It's insane to blame Cover for this, and especially her manager,
it's not, her manager didn't try hard enough, or perhaps even lied to her
>Kiara doesn't violate NDA or cause problems within the company
KFPfag + spreading baseless rrat
>What exactly is wrong with saying that?
it implies that she is the face of the company, the branch or whatever, different standards applied

>>72210400
She's home with me

>>72209612
HNNNGH

I like the wabi sabi

>>72210481
She's so gay for Women's feet, I love her kek

>>72210400
>Why are chumbuds always the only ones left out in the cold, alone?
Why do you keep asking people in this thread questions instead of just asking Gura them? I'm beginning to think you really are just a shitposter and aren't actually being sincere.

>>72210464
Woah that fag is a schizo anti but Gura’s manager isn’t to blame. They are both really nice, and one of them was brainwashed.

she could stream and brighten the day for 10s of thousands with little effort but she doesn't

>>72210348
I forget which song it was, but Mori was also quoted an extremely high price for covering a song and she said on stream that artists sometimes do that because they don't want to work with you.

I am worried that something happened to Gura in Taiwan, maybe she lays upside down in a ditch somewhere?

Pick your fembud

>>72211284
Cuckbeat I’d sooner believe the schizos here who might be retarded before I believe a retard thats always wrong. Back to your general

>>72211633
2nd from the left, she seems somewhat short but with thick thighs, thats a good combo. Where do i pick her up?

>>72211633
I'm picking Gura

>>72211633
The one in the blue hoodie riding the train

>>72211633
For me its the 4th fembud

Wife soon?

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>72211633
2 on the left

>>72212010
Learn to read, i've already picked her, shes mine, choose someone else

why are they looking at me like this?

>>72211284
thank you for your post deadbeat please continue making similar posts

>>72211633
Why do they all have such chunky shoes? Those are heavy for such dainty ladies

>>72211633
middle has the nicest legs

>>72211761
I'm glad nobody even tried to object that I'm taking Gura. You finally acknowledged that I'm the last chumbud who will marry Gura!

>>72211633
I'm desperate enough to take the one to the left of Gura at this point.

>>72212419
In your dreams, dumbud.

>>72208755
Probably at home

>>72210464
>Tokyo Wabi-Sabi
Tokyo Wabi-Sabi was not cheap, you tasteless faggot. It was animated in a specific way that fit the wavering melancholic melody of the song. That's why it looks different than the other MVs, you fucking retard.
>also you're not believing her words
What words? She never explained what happened. She just said that it had to be cut in half and then didn't say why. You're just projecting blame onto others because you're a fucking schizo.
>Bae, IRyS, Kiara, Ina and Kronii got their 3D lives before Gura, there's absolutely no excuse for this
Are you fucking retarded? Gura's 3D live was in 2022. She couldn't go to Japan to record and neither could the others. Gura had to go to a local mocap studio to record and then give everything to Kanauru to put together. We have no idea where the delay occurred or why.
>Suisei got to collab with imas but they couldn't even be bothered to double check it beforehand for Gura, it's a problem of neglect
There is no way a company like Cover is going to sign off on spending the kind of money they have to spend on something like a cover MV without first securing permission for it, you fucking braindead retard. The same exact thing happened with one of Kanata's covers and MVs and she had to scrap it. Gura never once said that it was management's fault and she's way too professional to disparage a music label or artist. It's really fucking obvious what happened if you aren't a total moron.
>she could stream Skyrim just fine, no proof that this is not an issue stemming from her being the most subbed vtuber in the world, gotta care about the image
Permissions are for streaming games, not for creating other content around those IP. Again, you are just making shit up because you're looking for an enemy and you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. There's a reason why no one makes content like that in hololive. You just don't know any better because you don't know anything outside these threads.
>it's not, her manager didn't try hard enough, or perhaps even lied to her
Her manager isn't even the one responsible for negotiating rights with music companies, you fucking moron.
>KFPfag + spreading baseless rrat
Show me where Kiara violated NDA, faggot. I'll wait. You're clearly the kiaraschizo at this point, so I don't know why I'm even wasting my time on a braindead retard like you.
>it implies that she is the face of the company, the branch or whatever, different standards applied
That's not what that means at all, you subhuman ESL roach. It means that when she does well, it benefits the company. That's literally all it means.

>>72211633
4 or 5 - because they aren't wearing those retarded chunky sneakers

>>72211665
>>72212177
I'm not a deadbeat. I remember that happening to Mori because it also happened to Gura. Kill yourself, vermin.

>>72211633
Stupid bare erotic legs...

THEY ARE

>>72211896
Wife always.

I really hate when this shit eating nigger makes me defend Cover or some other bitch like Kiara or Mori.
I seriously hope some other patient in your psych ward makes a shiv and slashes your throat, you pig-fucking schizo.

>>72212471
too late, I've already snatched her away!

Anyways, now that that's out of my system, I'm going to go watch Ame and hope for crumbs of Gura news.

I wonder what color Gura's chair is now.

>no gurass poster
this thread is shit

>>72212120
I said 2 on the left I want both

AME SAID SHE SAW GURA

Has anyone figured out why schizos come to this thread to say they’ll watch other girls? Do they think people will follow them?

seems like she only saw Gura during the off-collab and when they ate together at the study cafeteria

>>72214176
What off-collab?

>>72214176
I don't know if my brain lagged or if it changed studio to study.

>>72214118
The schizo is trying to paint actual fans as schizos again.

>>72214274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVWk8jQPQEI

>>72208557
>This was a permissions and rights issue where the copyright holder wanted Cover to change the MV and sound in order to release it, but doing so was prohibitively costly
I'm pretty sure it was because they got the songs mixed up. Like, gura asked about kyun vampire girl and her manager thought she meant Vampire(deco27) or something like that.

>>72214383
Doesn't count

>>72214443
Retard.

>>72214065
Of course she saw her retarded lesbian wife

Ame & Gura didn't feel the need to hang out in JP since they hang out 24/7 all other days anyways

Ame talked about her trip for 5 mins and said she ran out of things to tell teamates about it. Guess Gura isn't the only one who doesn't like to share things.

>>72214691
>Ame also started abandoning her fans
THEY ARE

>>72214691
I mean if I was in their position I'd probably be the same, not cause I don't want to say things but because I don't usually remember interesting details or even notice them in the first place. Telling detailed stories isn't really this thing everyone can just do

>Ame moving back in with her parents
I wonder why.

>>72215136
Go to global if you want to discuss things that have nothing to do with Gura.

>>72215136
Ame doesn't have parents

>>72215136
She's graduating soon

>>72215199
Ame went back to school too?

>>72214118
If no one watched any of the other girls, we wouldn't know anything about the stories of Gura in Japan.
Why do you even come here? You clearly don't give a shit about Gura. Why don't you just kill yourself, you autistic drooling retard?

>>72215176
Apparently you’re an anti if you don’t talk about other girls. They are already in the middle of badmouthing gura

Teamates I know you're here and you aren't just shitposting. Just remember that this is a Gura thread. I like Ame too.

>>72215365
There is a clear and obvious difference between talking about the girls when they're relevant to Gura and things that have absolutely nothing to do with her. Quit trying to stir shit and use common sense.

>>72214382
That would definitely ruin the collab and MV if it were set to a different song, however there's no chance that's the case. Part of the process of making these kinds of things is sending samples and key frames back to the commissioner to make sure what you're working on is up to their specifications, since it's way more difficult to change it after the fact.

This thread loves gurame

>>72215646
If Ame talks about Gura, there's shit all you can do to stop me from talking about it in my oshi's thread, you dumb bitch.

>>72215646
Are you sure?
>>72214937
>>72215136
>>72215105
>>72214691
>>72215327
>>72216093
>>72215680

>>72216180
I'm literally watching Ame, fuck off.

>>72216180
Some of those are not even shitposts, anon.

>>72216180
Looks like there's some falseflagging as far as I can tell.

>>72216239
kill yourself

>>72216180
>gets angry that other people are talking about other girls that are talking about their time with Gura
>can't even defend his retarded shitpost when someone tells him to shut the fuck up
go back, retard. I want to know more about Gura's time in Japan.

There are fembuds in this thread right now.

>>72216180
those guys shit on gura too

>>72216821
yeah, me

>>72216894
Have sex with me right now fembud
I'm not asking

>>72216660
The reason you're upset is because you're a subhuman animal cretin. The rest of us want to know about Gura in Japan.
You would rather hate everyone else than know more about Gura. You aren't her fan, retard. You're the only one here who should shove ice picks in your eyes.
Do you just enjoy everyone else wishing you were dead like your parents do?

Did you guys know?

>>72217075
That Gura is my wife? Yeah.

>>72217075
Ye

>not online since march 4

>>72217065
Ultra Paradise is my favorite.

>>72212503
>Tokyo Wabi-Sabi was not cheap, you tasteless faggot. It was animated in a specific way that fit the wavering melancholic melody of the song. That's why it looks different than the other MVs, you fucking retard.
Gura the vocalist was the one who made it good, not the cheap productions, get your ears checked
>What words? She never explained what happened. She just said that it had to be cut in half and then didn't say why. You're just projecting blame onto others because you're a fucking schizo.
"honestly i am also stressed about music stuff, because i want a certain project to line up with some other stuff in about a year from now but time is melting away and im feeling that it wont be a possibility ._. or it will be rushed, cut down, and nothing like how i really planned it to be"
you are not a chumbud kill yourself faggot
>Are you fucking retarded? Gura's 3D live was in 2022. She couldn't go to Japan to record and neither could the others. Gura had to go to a local mocap studio to record and then give everything to Kanauru to put together. We have no idea where the delay occurred or why.
I don't count that as her birthday 3D live, it's an insult from Cover
>There is no way a company like Cover is going to sign off on spending the kind of money they have to spend on something like a cover MV without first securing permission for it, you fucking braindead retard. The same exact thing happened with one of Kanata's covers and MVs and she had to scrap it. Gura never once said that it was management's fault and she's way too professional to disparage a music label or artist. It's really fucking obvious what happened if you aren't a total moron.
stop talking out of your ass or fuck off
>Permissions are for streaming games
explain Laplus retarded nigger
>Her manager isn't even the one responsible for negotiating rights with music companies, you fucking moron.
but in this specific case her manager promised her to do it, didn't she? who is the moron here. also "music companies"
>Show me where Kiara violated NDA, faggot. I'll wait. You're clearly the kiaraschizo at this point, so I don't know why I'm even wasting my time on a braindead retard like you.
cuz you can't argue against it. mind you, Gura hates close-minded faggots like you more than anything but you are not a chumbud anywat
>That's not what that means at all, you subhuman ESL roach. It means that when she does well, it benefits the company. That's literally all it means.
they said this to the most subbed vtuber in the world clearly this is the context here moron

just for KFPniggers like you I will keep on antiing Kiara, it's easier to do now if you haven't noticed it yet. two-faced nijiwhore who doxed her co-workers deserves to rot in hell

>>72217168
Yeah yeah your cuckposting is really cute.

Can people stop writing fucking essays in ggg, holy shit the autismus maximus wtf

How do we tell Gura that we don't want another Kanauru skinwalked live?

>>72217058
there is literally only one post about ame talking about gura literally kill yourself again

>>72217464

>>72216843
That’s my point why would teammates be in this thread while Ame is streaming? Would you be in Mumei’s thread while Gura is streaming?

>>72217591

What if you gave a shark A GUN?

>>72217677
You could probably sell that movie to hollywood

>>72216994
okay, Gura