/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

is this your card?

>>72157992

I want to take ecstasy with Pippa and Hina.

>>72157992

This is a ritual post.

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>72157967
That's kinda lewd

Phase Livers are great

Clara may be the best thing to happen to Phase Connect by far

I have no idea what is going on in Urakas stream. What is this language?

wtf stop gifting Clara memberships, the memba streams are supposed to be for me

>>72158071
stfu

>>72157992
>>72158057
>>72158063
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu? She seems to just be singing to me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny_GSVvBw0
Fujikura Uruka (04:15UTC | LIVE | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F4jxQ0aMY4

SOON
Ayase Yuu (06:00UTC | 35m | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5lXirLzH4

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 5h35m | Earth Science: Kagoshima Prefecture)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhpgRMKCQw

Notes:
>Airi returns to gorilla :/ (Usually between 00:00UTC & 05:00UTC)
>Erina may guerilla at some point to make up for the missed stream

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

>>72158164
gift more
i need to get one without ever sending a chat message, which means everyone who has ever chatted has to get one first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny_GSVvBw0

Listen to Clara!

So do women actually like rape?

I can't believe Clara is singing my first Japanese song I learned how to sing

Inuyasha chads where u at?

CLARA IS LIVE NOW

Get good sleep. Now.

>>72158158
now it's japanese I think

Cute voice crack

>>72158222
Only the really bratty ones.

>>72158059
Molly sucks desu ne

>>72158158
HEAVILY accented Japanese.

>>72158222
only if the guy is attractive

>>72158222
only by the men they like

is it just me or is Uruka's voice only smooth when she's singing ?

Clara will be Japanese dayo!!!

>>72158222
All women want to be raped as long as they get to choose their rapist

Found a new girl for Sakana to hire, you don't have to thank me
https://files.catbox.moe/qo8te1.mp4

>>72158227
I'm listening..

>>72158413
but doesn't that defeat the purpose of rape?

>>72158366
Uruka used to be a MASSIVE chuuni growing up and kept forcing her voice to be growly and deep like Raven's from the Teen Titans show in order to seem more imposing which overstretched her vocal cords to the point they shaped themselves around that speaking pattern.

>>72158422
No krauts in phase

>>72158462
You are not a woman so you don't understand.

>>72158399
>will be
We are way past that, she's the empress of Japan in disguise

>>72158422
I like her

>>72158399
How small is her penis?

Owari da...

>>72158422
I appreciate her going bang bang bang.

>>72158422
PHASE WORLD IS FULL

>>72158422
Is it the same girl?

>>72158462
You can't logic this one. They're retarded nonsense creatures who you shouldn't try to understand.

Hey, I've seen this one.

>>72158422
Source?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 48 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>72158575
Heh heh, she'll fix that if you understand my connotation

>>72158422
>world of tanks
>napkinwaffe
I would prefer someone else.

Honestly? Sakana should graduate by next month.

>>72158422
Inis wannabe

is there a japanese ryan gosling?

>reddit rhapsody

>>72158479
I did this but in reverse and now I sound like a fucking woman in my natural speaking voice

>>72158686
Yes remember when reddit made this song popular

>>72158549
based worst ally

>>72158422
Inis?

>>72158686
Post a true hardcore anonymoose 4chaneller song

>>72158677
Who's inis?

>>72158679

Uruka glowie anthem

>>72158783
kek

>>72158678
Who should take his place?

>>72158660
most of them aren't white, anon
there would be almost no one left...

>>72158787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8aSBneHUrM

I feel kind of bad that Uruka is getting absolutely mogged so hard by Clara right now.

>>72158749
that's just because you are a fag, anon

>>72158814
The nips were allies

>>72158422
Now that I think about it there is only one European in phase. Grim.

Holy Cleara

>>72158811
Riku, he will give Phase the acceleration it needs

>>72158811
me

I LOVE CLARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72158865
Yeah, in the bodies department

>>72158811
Me. I will sell Phase Onaholes and I will secure production before announcing the product.

>>72158811
Dan Schneider

Who is the goofiest slut in Phase Connect?
Pic unrelated

was she this popular in Star Ring? whats going on?

Damn Runie's fucking cute holy shit.

>>72158943
We have a winner

Creampies for Clara

>>72158891
add a german chuba and you can have an axis gen: Italy, Germany, Japan

>>72158891
Euro vtubers are all really weird
>kiara, panko, saruei etc

>>72158814
It's fine.

Queen more like aids

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>72159090
Bean was kino

>>72158977
Nah, she was pretty small compared to Miran, for example.
What's what going on?

>>72158763
The woman that made this

>>72158865
the Chinese filtered me

shiina soon!

>>72158781
https://www.twitch.tv/inislein
Unhinged and sweet german

>>72159090
I really hope we get a Kiara/Panko stream some day

Clara is so pretty and talented

>>72158422
We should build a wall.

>>72159182
pippa's butt really is that big, you can tell by how it sounds when she sits

>>72159119
She should sing Everyone Has AIDS next

>>72159167
she's just doing really well

>>72159191
Same.
If she could manage to hook the Chinese-speaking market then she could probably be pretty big.

>>72159210
She looks groomable

>>72158977
no, she was a diamond in the rough. I was there for her karaoke streams, she would rarely break 100 viewers. Fishman superchatted in her streams sometimes kek

NiNi /pcg/, hopefully the threads are better tomorrow!

>>72159223
Agreed

>>72159295
rest up lil airihead.

>>72158765
nta, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82GmKPbF4XM

>>72159295
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>72158765
NTA but IMHO "We didn't start the fire" is probably the closest.

>>72159295
sleep well, lil pon

>>72159264
Yeah, talent isn't always recognized but this time it is and rightfully so.

>>72159277
>in the rough
She was always a diamond desu. That's why fishman spent so much money on that anime video shilling her up.

>>72159369
what do they care about?

>>72159268
history shows that nothing good comes from associating with that particular audience

>>72158765
Nta but imho "gay bar" by electric six.

>>72158877
I've always found it funny that the racist axis was the most ethnically diverse side in the war

>>72159457
Also the highest IQ, really makes you think

>1:45am my time
>1-view Yuki chan in need of saving streams the collab she's been advertising in a little over 5 hours
oh no...hugo you need to step in for me, im not sure ill wake up

I don't know what it is about Clara, but she both filters me so hard sometimes yet makes me love her other times.

Has she ever talked about her day job? I want to know more abour what Clara is because she's kind of an enigma.

>>72158765
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

IF I SCREAM THAT MEANS IM SINGING GOOD CAN'T YOU HEAR ANON!? IM SO GOOD AT SCREAMING I MEAN SINGING!

>>72159560
High end escort.

>>72159390
That's a good one

>>72159457
It's all good as long as you're being racist

>>72159560
she filters me completely
I feel left out seeing anons spam her face here

>>72159560
>>72159579
yeah mine

>>72159436
>>72159268
>Harines unaware that she already had a massive Taiwanese and Hong Kong audience before that catapulted her to the top of the small corpo sphere back when the rest of Origins was stuck as 2 and 1views
Glum

do you think hololive regrets not hiring kurara?

>>72159540
Damn ling rushes

>>72159560
She's a very private individual, so outside of doxx info, you won't find much.

Holy shit! This woman can sing.

>>72159560
Clara is _______________________fantastic!

>>72159622
She has a really pretty singing voice but same

>>72159622
Her singing is really good.
If Phase ever fired 50%+ of their talents I think they'd keep Clara.

That mouth that can produce beautiful vocals also sucks cock.

>>72159645
She's not good enough for holo

>>72159560
I don't think she has a "proper day job" anymore
she did live 2d commissions for a while, don't know if she's still doing it

Rrat nasa and clara work at the same maid café

>>72159622
Maybe you should try getting some taste

Uruka is 30, that's crazy

this isn't a jesus song it's a moses song

Runie is my virtual girlfriend

>>72159782
oh yeah? then what's that make me?

>>72159745
You mean Holo's not good enough for her

>>72159745
lol

>>72159754
Did she make her own model?

this showgirl is a GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN

>>72159802
Nobody cares if a guy is old.

>>72159782
she's like, 25

>>72159745
Yeah totally bro.

clara is in the top3 singers at phase right?

>>72159743
yeah, mine

>>72159823
She's not really that interesting outside of being able to scream real loud I mean sing.

>>72159878
liker...

>>72159792
Jews, Christians, same difference

>Like the "Runie is black" rrat
>this shit happens
God damn it. Immersion runied.

The wholesome seiso Christian member of Phase

>>72159859
top 1.

Uruka is being outshined by a younger woman...

>>72159851
She just said she hasn't been 25 for four years, unless it was a joke

meh
Uruka isn't getting mogged by Clara at all
You guys were exaggerating

>>72159836
She had a full pair of vtuber parents in her debut stream iirc

>>72159754
the current one? 99.99% not

>>72159916
Don't tell Jews that lol

Clara doesn't use contraceptives.

>>72159182
god inis is always so weird

>>72159942
My blue virgin hag can't be that cute...

NOOOO!!!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST IS PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>72159937
>outshined

I only watch COOL vtubers.
Is your oshi COOL, /pcg/?

>>72159990
meant for >>72159836
also i think she's more focused on the rigging part

>talking about jesus during a jewish song
Mossad isn't gonna be happy...

>>72160020
Christcuck bros... it's over

>>72159954
they have different voices but Clara has a lot more range and has more experience

>>72160020
Jesus is a phase friend buddy

>>72160032
she isn't the same after the facejob

arigatoOOUUUUU
thankyoUUUUU

>>72160064
Good!

>chinese music
sakana stop

>>72159937
both are roughly around 1k

>>72159295
Goodnight Airihead

>>72160064
Shouldn't idol be happy their competitor is singing about Jews?

>>72160146
This is Spanish.

>>72160111
She's rolling out a new model next month, I wouldn't be surprised if she makes her eyes less "aggressive."

>>72160114
such a heavenly sound

>>72160032
I understand why she changed models (artist is MIA) but the new Veibae clone face really doesn't do her justice.

Pharisee Connect.

>Uruka singing in Spanish now
lol

>>72160111
i like both of them

>>72160146
bro have you not listened to beijing opera, yo? shits fire dawg, like straight up rizz

>>72160200
Huh.

https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1771778175137145168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjm27PFf_ik
ALERT
CRAB WOMAN APPROACHING AT HIHG SPEED
ALERT

Why are both Clara and Uruka singing in chinese?

>>72160245
nice try, Xi

>>72160215
the new face really is shit compared to the old one. someone should tell her on discord.

>>72160299
everyone makes mistakes

>>72160299
sakana is forcing them to

clara has probably spoken more chinese than japanese at this point

>>72160263
>https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina/status/1771778175137145168
TRIPLE HAG KARAOKE OVERLAP IKZ

Clara's Chinese is surprisingly very great
t.Chinaman

>>72159937
>younger
Clara is the oldest one in Phase

Clara is not capable of making this one sound good. Learn To Meow was fine but this actually feels like bug language

>>72160299
they are canadian

>spanish on one stream
>chinese on the other
They're /here/ aren't they? Taunting us.

Are they all going to be singing at the same time?

>>72160299
Chinese company pls undastand

why do the chinese produce the worst shit? bad music, jong, oversauced stir-fry, genshin...

>>72160263
Shiina please, there are already two music streams on. I only have so many ears.

>>72160391
even Clara can't make chinkanese sound good

>>72160377
>>72160391
The duality of pcg

>>72160299
Sakana told Clara to sing a Jay Chou song but she didn't know any so she picked some other chink song.

>>72160377
Why are you chinese

Why are all these hags alone on a Saturday night doing karaoke?

>>72160398
I thought they were Australian

>>72160391
It's a ugly ass language

>>72160447
they doing their best, anon

>>72160482
I'm actually with clara
if you know what I mean

>>72160377
>Clara's Chinese is surprisingly very great
i guess that's why it sounds awful

>>72160314
I will tell her in our bed

>>72160530

>>72160385
And that's why she's the best

Why is uruka pandering to mexicans so hard right now?

>>72160377
>t.Chinaman
Have you thought about doing something different?

>>72160493
different chinese provinces

Im not going to wear the womens clothes, Pippa.

>>72157967

>>72160566
She looks like she just ate a handful of bees.

>>72160482
good
means no male in their lives

>>72160601
Brazilian vtuber company founded by a Chinese man.
Pleaseo understando

>>72160608
oh

peking duck is pretty good, that's about the only good thing from china besides...oh and xiaolongbao

>>72160601
Have you seen the US border?

>>72160621
They're men's socks.

Why is the thread so much better now at 2 AM?

>>72159622
How?

>>72160299
Unironically, getting Chinese shills is a good thing for a talent. She did the same thing as Beryl.

>>72160601
she has to secure her future american audience

>>72160482
isn't it like 3pm in Japan

>>72160698
Can you get any more brainrot? Why do you smell like mold?

>>72160748
why is she speaking japanese?

Uruka is 5 inches taller than me.

>>72160446
Well, if it helps she fucked up the stream and had to make a new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_GZhMqqMoc
I'm preparing for a menhera moment.

>>72160786
Clara is the only one in JP

>>72160802
so have you seen the us border?

>>72160722
Germans are sleeping

>>72160706
Im talking about the maid outfit

Uruka sounds like she smokes menthols.

Yuu is live

>>72160809
because she's japanese, anon. i know, it's surprising because her english is so good, but she's actually native japanese and a native japanese speaker.

>>72159560
Full time idol

I will listen to all three girls at the same time.

>>72160802
Why mald? I'm just asking if you know the current state of the US border.

>>72160748
What the fuck happened to the cat?

>>72160915

>>72160722
I know what you mean.
I love karaoke and xenophobia

>>72160482
Surrounded by men with Linux stickers on their laptops.

>>72160918
not anymore for a long time

What is Pippa's opinion on this?
https://twitter.com/SamAndCat/status/378643898886656000

Candy store, fuckin' nice

>>72160913
No I'm not.

>>72160815
How tall is she?

>>72160913
Why did nobody tell me?

>>72161027
What is this from..?

>>72161082
5'10 or thereabouts IIRC.
Absolute amazoness for a Chinese girl.

>>72160918
So involved

>>72161082
164 cm or 5 foot 4

Why the hag sings so well...

>>72161082
she doesn't sound an inch over 5'5"

>>72161114
Hasn't she been streaming all night

>>72161157
fake

>>72161157
>>72161185
>>72161219
???

>>72161201
Proper training and live experience.

Im retarded, whats the music from this clip from?
https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA/status/1771759604331954630

[Jelly news]
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1771780854202745178

>>72161286

>>72161286
Yeah man I think she's like 4'11.

>>72161286
Archive says 5'10

slut shaming Clara

>>72160111
I prefer the new one.

>>72161318
I told you jellybellies to stop linking your damn games...

>>72161014
Did they delete all the old replies?

>rape joke detected

>>72161318
I should be there with her

>>72161524
dont click "more replies"

>>72160299
Because BoA didn't become the Best of Asia by only singing Korean.

i love runie

You will never stop me, I have infinite vpns.

>>72161316
Isn't that just Dies Irae?

>>72161318
When do you think she'll accept that if she moved to burgerland she'd never get shanghaied to the jungle?

How did clara mog every other JP?

>Uruka doing a cute voice
Bruh.

>>72161316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u2fCJwW8Ys

>>72161659
english buff

>>72161659
Decades more experience

>>72160482
Asians love singing on the weekend.

[Clara news: she hates premarital sex]

>>72161659
>JP

>>72161659
doesn't mog Tenma

>>72161668
loli bear uuooohhh

>>72161692
except when she has it with me

>>72160482
Actually, it's Sunday

>>72161692
Thot to trad pipeline.

>>72160446
Now you remember that Erina is a 4-eared freak

What did Sakana do to Uruka?

I miss her...

>>72161734
What about Maemi?

>>72161692
that's why I married her

>>72161692
she's a hag
that coin slot has long since become a cave

>>72161692

Clara is truly a yamato nadeshiko, prime japanese stock.

>>72161670
thank you anon!

>>72161185
>>72161219
even 5'7", 170cm is tall for a woman

>uruka's this easily embarrassed
Imagine the possibilities.

>>72161858
being young is required for that

Do you think Sakana regrets letting his niece join phase connect?

>>72161948

>>72161948

>>72161894
Please don't tell me she's my height.

>>72161316
lacrimosa from mozart's requiem

I miss Jelly

>>72161894
Wow she's taller than me

>>72162013
manlet-chama...

>Fishman aka supas Uruka and Shiina
>Fishman doesn't aka Clara
Rrats?

>>72161987
This is so fucking degenerate good lord

>>72162038
Kill yourself

>>72162049
Chinese prestige

>>72162013
will you wear the pippa socks anon?

>>72161185
Thank God I'm above the manlet line (175cm)

reminder that you can't watch phase unless you're at least 180cm tall

you can only post here if you are 6' and above

>>72162049
Phase Connect JP CEO akasupas her, because it's his turf

>>72162049
pic not related

>>72162085
What's that in non third world measurements?

Cuteruka

>>72162099

>>72162117
175 cm

>>72162049
He dropped 20 gift members

>>72162067
sorry, i'm too tall to commit sudoku

UUUUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH TuT

>>72162122
This bear is broken

remember your oats (and squats)

>>72162049
Sinicization agenda

>>72162154
That was Yuu not Clara?

>>72162117
about 5'9"

>>72162085
>Thank God I'm above the manlet line (175cm)
>175
>not manlet
Anon, I...

Uruka reminds me of my older sister.

>>72162147
me and my 7' tall amazonian wife

>>72162085
>175cm
lol manlet

>>72162049
he superchatted uruka and shiina and gifted clara and yuu just now hvsk

>deep loli Uruka
lmao

>>72162223
retardchama

>>72162234
why? is she also a late bloomer tomboy chinese woman in her 30s who knows 3 languages and is a virgin?

>>72162153
>using fr*nch units
>5'8"
grim and lmao short

>>72162251
Fishman was money laundering by donating during Phase Weekly...

>>72162223
Anon why don't you watch streams?

>>72162085
>175 centimeters is equal to 5 feet and 8.9 inches
Senpai you're not even the king of the manelts.

>clara raids her 1200 viewers into yuu who had 150
Clara's a good girl

>>72162318
>30s
Wut.
>3
>3
>3
wut

Does Fishman get 30% of his donation back?

>>72162318
Nta. She remind of my cousin 100%, she is considering freezing her eggs

Is fishman drunk?

Does Uruka know any Chinese song that's not 学猫叫

Anyone under 5'10'' is a woman. Just accept it and put the socks on an non.

why are you guys so short

>>72162397
why can't women just have the babies...

>>72162099
!*^cm reporting

>>72162398
Why wouldn't he be drunk?
The latest operation was a complete success.

>>72162402
All western Chinese girls know that song for some reason. I have yet to meet one that doesn't

I'm 5'8 who should my oshi be?

Did Shiina guerilla just to try and catch a raid from Clara's stream? Shiina...

>>72162381
Depends if he used a phone and has to also deal with the 30% app store fee

>>72162437
I'm 6'2" but I'm busy drinking and posting about streams instead of looking for a girlfriend (male)

>>72162488
You have my attention.

>>72162466
Because an increasingly high amount of men are like>us.
I.e
Ineligible.

>>72162398
Wouldn't you be too?

>>72162437
we need more European chuubas in order to attract the tall audience

I hate all of you

>>72162488
Why does the one on the left not move, that's not normal for a keyring.

>>72162466
What have you contributed to that?

Why do girls like to infantilize themselves?

>>72162544
This is a canon event from the off collab

>>72162492
之前很紅啊

URUKA TASUKETE

>>72162381
Who knows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kuk6B4oSKw&t=878s

>>72162612
Because it's cute.

>>72162612
That's just called being a woman.

>>72162612
they don't like to, they just are

>>72162585
No you don't, you love me

>>72162493
The SEA girls are for us manlets.

> another microcorpo bites the dust.
People are praising Phase and Idol for staying afloat.

>>72162809
No one cares, go back

>>72162764
hands off

>>72162809
Which one? Please don't tell me you're slow poking Amber Glow's implosion.

>>72162809
If you're talking about Aiko it's been dead for months anon.

In another universe that didn't have Teen Titans, this would be Uruka's normal voice.

>>72162809
Lumi killed AkioAir, unofficially, months ago.

>>72162486
>AkioAIR dead
>Pochi made a fool of herself
>da wose inching ever closer to being done with niji
a good night indeed

>>72162859
Apparently Akioair finally got pronounced dead

>>72162885
I don't think that's how it works

Someone ask Uruka to sing this
https://youtu.be/graQr5mVc0c

>>72162612
>why do women think and do women things?

>>72162809
Good work Agent Kaneko

>>72160601
The pesos must flow

>>72162910
Damn that's some real dead men walking shit.

>>72162466
They can. They just don't want to pay for it by themselves.