/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

>>72137713
Previous Thread: >>72111872

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>72137488
Right. So you're a normalfag that doesn't understand idols or the appeal of hololive. Got it.
What do you think would happen to hololive and most vtubers if all these "totally normal, not parasocial" fans had girlfriends?

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

My daughterwife is a good girl and she's really out there trying her best while constantly thinking about us and I love her and remain strong for her.
You may now continue shitposting.

>>72137800
I'm no doctor, but if I put my mouth over her urethra and suck as hard as I can, can i forcefully empty her bladder?

>>72137949
>trying her best while constantly thinking about us
>when I take breaks I try to forget about everything hololive

>>72137800
>She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style
This sentence is imprinted on my brain and I’ll randomly think of at work.

>>72137949
That stream was funny, and the following Kiara stream too, she had no clue whatsoever about anything Hololive related :D

Guras buttplug picrel btw

>>72137864
Yes that's the appeal, and most people while recognizing that appeal also do not convince themselves it's real. Dating VNs sell to people who don't have girlfriends too. They don't think the characters are literally committed to being their girlfriend either.
>But but but hurr durr vtubers are real people
Yes they are, engaging in fake kayfabe. The people are real, the girlfriend part is fictional, as fictional as a VN. Everyone sane understands that.

Gura

Now I know where the random schizos came from. Idol drama happens, faggot randomly makes it about Hololive with a Gura picture and then they come here to shit the thread up

Well, I'm gunna play vidya for most of the night, sorry to leave the rest of the chumbies with the retards. Please remember not to listen to my wife's tummy while I'm gone.

Gura cute

Gura ugly

>>72138494
Oh no you don’t.
What game are you playing.

>>72138494
But I want MY wife to beat me.

Gura
Wife

Gura hot

>>72138035
Indeed, working as a top talent for a corporation must be insanely stressful for a girl like her so it makes sense for her to need to separate herself from it all from time to time on actual breaks for her own mental health.
She still can't help but think about her chumbies and it even helps her feel better sometimes.

>>72138140
not him, but then why don't any of them come forward about being in a relationship on room mate accounts? If any of them are in relationships, they hide it on accounts that have nothing to do with hololive because they know most fans would be upset. So you're either completely wrong or they're all sociopaths manipulating their fans. Which is it?

>>72138140
If you don't love Gura, then why the fuck are you even here?
Idols don't date. They are committed to their fans. And Gura calls herself an idol.

>>72138651
Because it's part of the fictional fun to not say shit like that, it's literally that simple. It's like asking "well why don't the wrestlers make sure to tell the audience they're not really injured??"

>>72138600
I play black desert online mostly, that's what I'll be doing, but some of the boys were talking about playing some escape the backrooms after, so I'll probably join them for that. :3
>>72138607
Understandable, I find femdom to be hot af honestly.

Gura is my

This shitposting seems like a topic you could just make a thread for. Why here?

>>72138779
At no point do any of them say that their love for their fans is fictional. And when something like what happens with Rushia happens, her career explodes and her fans are disgusted, feel betrayed, and leave.
So you're inherently and demonstrably wrong.

Gura is my wife

When was Guras last dedicated SC reading stream?

>>72139251
years ago, that was almost never her thing.

Gura is my.

>>72139081
Yeah no shit, neither do wrestlers, again, the point is to have fun by pretending it's real. You don't even believe what you're saying, anon, no matter how much this board shitposts about it, vtubers are not fucking intimately committed to you, you know that. You're not that fucking retarded. Jesus.

Wife soon?

>>72138779
>Because it's part of the fictional fun to not say shit like that
But roommate accounts are not fictional. Their lives outside hololive are not fictional, so why would they continue the "kayfabe" there, where it has no relation to their wrestling gig?
You sound like a total cuck who is willing to be lied to and manipulated "for fun".
Hololive is different from wrestling and none of these girls are playing characters outside their initial character setting.

Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>72139399
>the point is to have fun by pretending it's real.
No. No it is not. If that is what you get out of idols then you fundamentally misunderstand hololive and idols in general.

>>72139552
Anon, I understand reality, I'm not being manipulated. You in fact are being manipulated, but it's not by any streamer. You're doing it to yourself.

Gura is my gurandmasharkdaughterwife

>>72139552
>But roommate accounts are not fictional.
Goobas roomate was fictional though bud, dude, so what are you bitching about?

I haven't watched wrassin' in many years, but I think it's pretty fun. Kane was my favorite. The Hurricane was fun too.

>>72139766
Only retards watch wrästling, adult tards in spandex pretending to hit eachother and burger brains goes "WHHOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>72139863
But I like that, it's so fun.

Everytime i have a cold, the first day the nose mucus drops down like water so you have to blow your nose every 10 second or so, then, the second day, the mucus gets kinda gloopy, like slime, i then stop blowing my nose and wait for the mucus to coagulate/harden, and then when its rock solid i try to drag it out from my nose in as big of a piece as possible.

One time the mucus had coated my entire nostril walls, all around, top/right/bottom/left so when i dragged it out it was a 4cm long tube of rock hard snot, it was pretty amazing.

>>72139399
This isn't wrestling. Idols do not date. They are committed to their fans and that is not part of kayfabe.
Liars who are outed lose fans because that is literally what the fans expect and what is promised on its face, by definition.
It is not the same as a normal, one-on-one relationship. An idol is committed to their fans as a group and amalgamation. A betrayal of that is a betrayal of their fans. Period.

Gura calls herself an idol. If you think none of this is real and don't believe her when she calls herself that, then that's on you. But she's given no indication that she thinks this is all kayfabe. None of them have even alluded to it.

>>72139863
This is like saying Michael Jackson was only popular in USA.

>>72140193
How many "Idols" does Hololive employ nowadays? 60? And you think all of them are maidenless virgins? LoL, it is VERY statistically unlikely. I would be surprised if even as many as 20% of them are maidenless

I'm actually starting to wonder if it's not samefagging or it's just 2 anons who really need to kith.

>>72139732
This is a lot of words to say "I'm a cuck and I like supporting women who already have someone else to support them behind my back"

>>72140370
Isn't that always the case?

>>72140193
Continue believing in the fantasy you've constructed for yourself in a literal sense for some reason, and most likely losing your mind and shitting your pants whenever anything conflicts with your bizarre beliefs.

>>72140434
>who already have someone else to support them behind my back
Look at this sexist asshole from the stoneages thinking women can't support themselves even if they have a partner, check yo'self, hoe

>>72140434
Oh no he dropped the C-bomb, what the fuck am I supposed to do in the face of this new god badass? Actually anon, just so you know, before I'll let a woman so much as speak to me, even if it's a cashier or a waiter, I 100% verify their hymens. Trust me. Only logical.

>>72139766
>>72139863
Wrestling is literally just stalling to fill airtime. Go discuss that garbage elsewhere.

>>72140730
Isn't that the same as streaming

I think I’ll make some borgars tomorrow

>>72140580
In such a scenario, a woman like that would only be "supporting herself" by relying on the donations of men she was emotionally manipulating and deceiving. So... you sure that's the hill you want to die on?

>>72140727
NTA, and I said this last thread, but the fact that you see Gura's relationship with her fans as being comparable to that of a cashier and grocery store customer is the problem, anon. That's not how idols are supposed to act and Gura told us we meant more to her than that.
But I don't disagree. We clearly don't mean very much to her anymore.

>>72141022
I'm not whoever you were talking to last thread and I didn't mean to trigger you by using the same word. I should have said, uh, trapeze artist

Gura is a dwarf and also a promising wizard.
It's all coming together somehow....

>>72140864
>So... you sure that's the hill you want to die on?
Yes, but also, i am not one of the idiots who donates to millionares. Like the unemployed tards who donate to xQc "OMG xQc i love your content, here is my very last 2 dollars that i was gonna use for food but you deserve it"

Never understood donating money to any individual, let alone someone that already has an income that is 500x that of the average person, thus, i think anyone that gives money to Gura is an idiot, wether she has a partner or not

>>72141196
Makes sense. Dwarves have great racial traits for being wizards.

Gurass

>>72141582
SNIFFFFF

>>72141466
they do? I mostly see them as heavily armored brawlers or engineers

>>72141466
Tell me more about dwarf wizards. I know about the ones that were basically deleted from Nirn.

>>72141241
>>72139732
The worst part is that most people in these threads probably agree with you now, regardless of what the truth is.
I remember a time when most people here believed in her and thought she wasn't a liar who was betraying her fans by hiding someone.
But it doesn't feel like that anymore. Now, everyone's given up, says shit like you, and doesn't even seem to care what she does off stream anymore.
Other threads aren't like this one. They still believe in and are passionate about their oshi.

Remember when Gura wanted to make wigs out of pubic hair?
Remember when Gura thought our star was Pluto?
Remember when Gura couldn't count?
Remember when Gura thought non

>>72142072
Other splits have a meltdown if they don't hear from their oshi in 2 days.

Not only does Gura know what a cum-jar is, she also laughed like a tard during the Scooby Doo watchalong when a chatter said "cum-chalice"

She is very curious about male peripherals apparently

Gula

>>72142308
retard she just likes memes

>>72142163
Other fanbases are pretty weak.

>>72142339
Gula means "yellow" in Swedish, well, technically only Gul, but we say Gula to the egg-"yellow" or more common referred to the yolk

>>72142072
I think it's hard not to be cynical when she's so secretive and disappears so often for no apparent reason. It doesn't even feel like she's trying to make us feel loved or appreciated anymore. Every time she comes back, it's just for a couple weeks and then she's gone again to do things she won't tell us about.
But even so, I think plenty of fans still believe in her and trust her. I'm not sure how smart trusting her is, but believing in her is all I have. I trust her because I have to. The alternative is to accept that there's no one worth believing in.

>>72142090
those were the days...

I don't think they realize that chumbies can't be truly broken. Are they really trying to gaslight chumbies or am I just being silly for even reading these dumb posts.

>>72142703
>or am I just being silly for even reading these dumb posts.
You are, chumbie,

>>72142163
that's common when you're not being manipulated into believing that abandonment is fine and normal

>>72142812
Saplings should read meditations by marcus aurelius

There's no way she went to Taiwan alone and traveled around sight seeing with just her manager for 5 days. I wonder if Ame went with her.
Although she might not even be there anymore, but if that's the case, why won't she say anything?

>>72142786
Suddenly I feel better. Thank you, chumbie.
How's your night been?

>>72143116
Are you a fembud?

>>72143116
Is there even proof she left Taiwan alive?

What shitty game would you want her to play when she's back from Taiwan?
I really want to see Gura play a spoopy game again, I'll even take the lame Poopy Paytime collab with Kiara

You guys don't seriously think she went to Taiwan right? That was just a lore thing so that the messages she wrote for the collab would make sense.

>>72143134
Pretty comfy, all things considered. I might rewatch the fes VODS later. How about you, chumbie?

Gura is very popular, there are actual fembuds that frequent this thread that love Gura almost as much as me.
You could even potentially get together with them and even start a family with them someday.
And while everyone isn't looking, I will take Gura for myself.

>>72143265
I honestly don't know and I haven't thought about it much because it just feels like she doesn't really like playing games anymore.
I think she's reached the point were starting something new feels too overwhelming for her and too much of a commitment. Sometimes she gets excited for something like Lethal Company or Deep Rock Galactic, but it's rare. I think it's one of the reasons she doesn't stream as much now. Nothing seems appealing to her.

Child

How do I marry a fembud?

>>72143265
she should finish the games she started first

>>72143690
Every fembud is already taken.

>>72143712
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

>>72143751
Even ogayu?

>>72143712
Anything she was interested in like Outer Wilds she probably completed off-stream without us.
Other games she's played that she didn't finish like Metroid and Devil May Cry don't interest her anymore.

>>72143265
I don't care, I just want to spend time with her again.

>>72143153
I know I am!

>>72143527
I'm playing Unicorn Overlord. I just realized I haven't completed a TRPG since Jeanne d'Arc on the psp. I've been in the mood for something like this so it should be fun.

>>72142163
>Other splits have a meltdown if they don't hear from their oshi in 2 days.
That's good though? You should be angry at your oshi for not streaming. Being angry at your oshi for not streaming and letting her know that it's not okay is the right thing to do. Not doing anything and letting her think it's okay to disappear is abnormal.

>>72143845
Ogayu has a huge harem

Even in the process of moving and living in temporary housing, fwmc still do karaokes and stream. I want to be loved like their fans are.

>>72144268
They arent real fans

>>72144046
There is literally no way she touched Outer Wilds again after that stream

>>72144046
Don't care about those three games in the slightest, but she really should finish Visage.

>>72144437
Gura should finish ace combat

>>72144137
The problem is that the feeling isn't mutual.

>>72144355
Yes they are. Being angry at your oshi for not streaming and trying to correct her behavior is what real fans should do. Not doing that means you don't care about her and you might as well be a casual with no investment.

Gura should become a tactituber

>>72144476
If you mean Project Wingman, then yes. Happy Humble Burger Farm also deserves a mention.

Gura should become a bushytuber

I have 99 problems but a Gura aint one

>>72144544
Real fans worship their oshis like gods. I dont understand weak minded fans that cry when they dont see their oshis for a little bit. Gura is pretty much my religion

>>72144268
Most of them don't disappear in the first place because they understand that makes it seem like they don't care about their fans.
Gura understands this as well, which is why her disappearance shows that she wants us to think she doesn't care and that she has her own life and doesn't need us.

>>72144756
Gura does not understand. She is special needs. Neurotypicals like you will never understand

Gura is bald

>>72144756
>she has her own life and doesn't need us
Which is 100% true, not only for Gura but for all content creators

>>72144828
Wrong. Gura is special needs

>>72144756
Until she explains why she keeps disappearing, I'm not going to draw any intentions from her.

No really, make a thread about this old shitposting topic, or are you scared your thread with fall off of the board too fast?

>>72144907
Gura is special needs and needs my help

>>72144370
Did you even watch it? That was the most interested in a game she's been in years. She even kept extending the stream and wanting to explore just one more part. I think she completed it off-stream during her five month break and hasn't said anything about it because she doesn't want to make us feel bad. Just like with Power-wash simulator. I think maybe one day, she'll mention it off-hand that she beat it, probably while collabing with Fauna or Kronii who also played it.

>>72144737
Being able to pressure your oshi to improve herself is a strength. Doing nothing and letting your oshi rot (like you people do) is a weakness.

>>72145022
After watching fauna’s playthrough, I think gura shouldnt stream it. Fauna is still hurt from all the shitposting she got about the whs

>>72145108
Gura is God. You dont see people criticizing God. God is a cool dude

>>72144907
She won't ever tell us because she knows it's less painful for us if we don't know.

I wish Gura would talk to us about her JP trip when she got back, i would love to hear if she got reunited with her hot bathtub girlfriend from the first trip

>>72145022
She doesn't play games she thinks would be good for streaming unless she is actually streaming them. She has a huge list of unfinished games that proves this.

>>72145108
Then why don't you do it? Are you weak?

>>72145329
Gura is special needs. He shouldnt t do it

>>72145131
Fauna is uniquely stupid and she overlooks simple stuff like that constantly (contrary to what people say). Gura would unironically probably have more sense than her in those situations so I wouldn’t worry.

>>72145384
Fauna has book smarts but she doesnt think on her feet too well. Kinda funny

>>72145203
A human isn't conceptually the same as God, so criticizing God like you would a person wouldn't make any sense.

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>>72145623
Gura is more than a human to me

i had half an hour to kill, so i read the thread. regret. non-unicorns will never ever understand unicorns, and i will never ever understand non-unicorns. not falling in love with gura is just so inconceivable to me. maybe they're not even really conscious or sentient. it must feel empty not being able to love.

Who is this "Gura" you all are talking about?

>>72145782
She is also known as Gra-chan.

>>72145131
Fauna's decision to not stream it is why her playthrough was bad.
Chumbuds were incredibly well behaved during Gura's stream. No one spoiled anything and the back seating was very minimal. It was a wonderful stream and everyone let her explore at her own pace and make mistakes. I can't remember the last time I've laughed harder than the part where she glitched out in the rocket.
I'm not sure how Anya and Kronii's playthroughs went, but I didn't hear anything about people spoiling them either. Fauna just doesn't trust her fans.

>>72145818
nobody calls her that

>>72142163
yeah, so do we or >we, shut the fuck up, even when ser cucksalot isn't yelling vagueposts into our collective ear everyone tends to get snippy and the more positive posters get passive aggressive about it
maybe it takes longer than two days now but it's not like it doesn't still happen, it's not like everyone stopped being disappointed

>>72145209
It's been over a week, so she won't even remember most of it anymore. She wanted everyone else to tell the stories about interacting with her so she wouldn't have to talk to us about any of it.

>>72145852
>Fauna just doesn't trust her fans.
she doesn't trust them, because she's not their friend. i used to enjoy watching prime chumbud till she pulled that stunt. now i feel nothing. fauna wouldn't even share a cone with me, so why would i ever listen to her. thankfully gura has never said anything so stupid. people complain that gura is too secretive or doesn't say enough, but at least she does say retarded shit that blows up in her face while betraying her fans.

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>72145623
You're right because humans actually exist.

This is such a good documentary about Europe masterrace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-BleZkNdEU

>>72146132
They're probably star struck from seeing true talent.

>>72145852
Kronii played it before. I think anya brute forced everything

>>72146132
Who?

>>72145710
Yes, but they're all there with their boyfriends whom they asked to accompany them.

>>72146244
All me

>>72146150
if i keep doing my brap reps, maybe one day i can truly be the greatest racist. i want to fuck gura on my bike.

>>72142163
We used to.
There was a time when Gura would tell us if she was going to be gone for even just 3-4 days. And 5 days was considered a really long break.
But that was back when she wanted us to love her.

>>72146394
I disagree

>>72144477
I know...

>>72146099
Gura doesn't have to say it. She screams it.
Because actions are louder than words.

>>72146549
I do I become a real chumbie like you…

>>72146394

You're posting to fast, what brought this on?

>>72146644
her actions speak louder than words when she pisses her little underdeveloped pisscunny directly into my mouth.

Last night i dreamt that Gura did not have a penis, i asked her about it, she tried to gaslight me but i knew something was up so i asked her if she was one of those people born with a birth defect, like people that are born without limbs, i told Gura she was born with a birthdefect since she didn't have a penis, she cried, then i told chat that i was sitting next to a mutant

Why are women so weird?

>>72146759
I made this post

>>72146653
Why are you posting Mumeis vehicle in ggg?

Is a scotch bonnet just a habanero?

>>72146759
>>72146783
My posts.

>>72146783
Me too

Did Gura and Okayu meet up and hang out at all recently while Gura was in Japan for holofest stuff?

>>72146132
I don't think Gura wants any more friends from hololive. I think part of her "self-enrichment" during her break that she talked about was her finding friends outside the Internet. And she prefers being around them. It's probably where she got her new interest in cosplay.

>>72146768
Im jealous of your gura dreams chumbie. I had another dream about halo 2 for some reason

>>72146970
When did she talk about this "self-enrichment?"

>>72146970
>>72147071
It sounds like nerissa and fwmc enjoyed seeing my tiny cute sharkwife. I give my blessings

>>72147071
greychama...

>>72147157
I dont know about shiori and bido though. I cant imagine them making a connection with gura

>>72146447
>I disagree
with what? That 5 days used to be considered really long?
The amount of times she was gone longer than 4 days in 2021 can be counted on two hands.

>>72147239
Sorry anon but I disagree

>>72147239
unfriendly reminder that the gaps during that 2022 myth offcollab arc were basically torture back then

>>72147233
huh? I'm not the anon that talked about advent, I was talking about how Gura said that "self enrichment is important" https://youtu.be/wWjyMygSWn0?t=2430

gura is getting older and more mature
you should too

Suffer.

Gura is enriching her cunny with my semen T u T

>>72147367
Yeah, for weakbuds

>>72147548
to live is to suffer, and Boy am I living!

>>72146964
No, I don't think so. Okayu didn't say anything about it. I think she would have if she met up with her.

>>72146964
Okayu doesn't even know what Gura looks like

>>72147808
Okayu can't tell the difference between white people yet. I give her a pass

>>72147924

>>72147131
I really want her to make more friends in hololive because maybe that would mean she'd stream more, since she won't do it for just us.
But I don't think it's going to happen now. It's been 8 months since they debuted but it doesn't feel like Gura wants much to do with hololive anymore.

I thought it was because Mumei sat in Gura's chair, was wearing a mask and facing away from Okayu. I only read it here, so it's probably wrong.

>>72147320
with what?

>>72148025
I'm okay with her just hanging out with them in her free time. More friends for my wife is good.

Can anyone post more headpats? I have need of them.

I could use more headpat images as well

It is difficult for Gura to stream because she has a narrow urethra

>>72148271

>>72148190
I think Gura hanging out with anyone from hololive in her free time is even less likely.

>>72147473
>gura is getting older and more mature
You think so? I've been watching alot of VOD:s during her absence (ironically i've watched more Gura content in her absence then when she is actually streaming), and to me her mental state seems to be regressing, give it 3 more years and she is back to being baby like

>>72148366
I'll be there to take care of my sharkdaughterwife.

>>72148467

My daughterwife Gura is slowly de-aging...
I've seen the signs for many years, I'm glad someone else has noticed.

I wish I understood why she's doing this to us.

The truth is it's one of Gura's biggest nightmares for one of her fans to touch her.

>>72148858
shes just posting cute pictures of herself its not hard to understand

>>72148858
same desu but I believe she doesn't really understand why herself

Do you really expect me to believe it's 3-5 people silently spamming headpats <15 seconds apart, meido?
Why are you being so obvious?

>>72149167
Is are am this E.T Gura or hammerhead Gura?

>>72149192
you of all people saying this, good lord

>>72149192

>>72149326
What is that supposed to mean?

>>72148858
I think things aren't as complicated as people make it out to be. She simply has crippling anxiety and needs to be led by the hand to do a lot of things. Yes sending a small message to her fans is something she really overthinks and will dwell on this for many days.

>>72149509
I accidentally set it to fap time in 4chanx and I don't know how to undo it.

>>72149572
It must've caused her insane amounts of anxiety back in 2021/2022 when she made such message frequently

>>72149628
all I see is picture posts

>>72149708
Press "f", dumbud

sane check

>>72149910
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M RT

>>72149790
That took me to the catalog. but it seems to have fixed it. I was scared that it wasn't ever going to go back. Thanks.

>>72149910
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>>72149910
M+RT

>>72149910
M+RT

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I'll always support her.

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>>72150039
M RT

>>72143265
>What are some horror games you would like to see Gura play?
Little late in responding to this, but here's some short horror games:
>Tattletail
Mascot horror game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/568090/Tattletail/
>It Steals
Maze horror game made by the creator of Lethal Company
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349060/It_Steals/
>White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
Korean survival horror game where you are trapped in a school.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/466130/White_Day_A_Labyrinth_Named_School/
>Decimate Drive
Horror game where sentient cars try to run you over
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2427950/Decimate_Drive/

>>72149910
M RT

>>72149910
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>>72150268
CAN YOU FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT? I am so fucking tired of people like you, you are scaring Gura away so she never coming back, Decimate Drive? Seriously? I hope you get an infection in your abdomen dude, you, and YOU alone is the reason Gura doesn't stream anymore, FUCK YOU

man this japan jetlag stuff sucks

>>72147685
That's sad. I was looking forward to them hanging out again. That time when Gura, Kiara, and Okayu went on that date together in Japan was blessed because of all the stories Kiara told us about it.

>>72150434
shut up gura you never sleep anyway

>>72149910
M RT

>>72150456
Korone was supposed to go with them, but she couldn't make it. So that's why she promised to take Gura to Disney Land next time.

>>72149910
M

>>72150426
Is there a reason that would scare her too much in particular? Honestly, I think the other games listed are even scarier.

>>72149910
M

>>72149910
>>72150039
MRT

>>72150137
I wish she'd do another handcam stream. I don't even care if there's no chance to ever see her hand for real now. Okay, that's a lie, but I just want her to do more creative and fun streams.

>>72150268
White day is Indonesian, isn't it? Or am I thinking of something else?
>>72150426
Why are you so angry about cars?

>>72151026
white day is japanese

>>72151130 (me)
nvm, I thought you meant the valentines white day

>>72150884
She'll do another hand cam and another RP stream at some point.
She did give us an ASMR stream recently and it was way too cute. Don't rush this insecure child too much.

>>72151130
>>72151205
It's okay. I was thinking of a different horror game set in a school called Dreadout.

>>72150268
>>72150426
After watching the trailer for decimate drive, it might be pretty funny. It only has 79 reviews though.
It reminds me of that horrible made for TV Stephen King movie about a big truck that kills people.
And I think there's another 80s movie with that concept about a haunted car that kills people when its owner isn't home.
Very stupid stuff, lol.

>>72149910
Mmmm

>>72151265
I don't think she's ever going to do anything like that handcam stream again, anon. I don't think the Ku100 will end up arriving either.

>>72150716
and hopefully with Okayu as well. I don't know if Okayu has ever even been to the tokyo disneyland.

>>72151798
Do you prefer the tail coming out the middle of her back like on the right, our out her asshole like for her 3D bikini model?

I was really hoping for a Ku100 collab with Noel before she left Japan, even though I knew the chances were probably non-existent. Noel offered to do it a long time ago, and it could have been a good chance for someone to show her how to use it before she gets her own. If it even comes, that is.

>>72152146
I'm pretty sure that's where she went with Okayu and Kiara, isn't it?

>>72149910
M

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>72152790
samen

>>72152086
>I don't think she's ever going to do anything like that handcam stream again
Perhaps and there's a reason why people feel that way I guess.
But I still believe she's going to blow everyone out and do another RP stream and more ASMR that will happen.

Why can't Gura ever let us know when she is home like all the other girls. Every EN member will make a post or tweet when they get home, except Gura. Why is she so paranoid?

>>72152499
nta. I don't think so, I'm sure at least one of them (Kiara) would have told us if they went to disneyland. Korone recently said that she promised Gura to go to disneyland next time they meet.

Why does the faggot OP keep linking to the wrong previous thread? He did it yesterday as well.

>>72153091
The mystique is part of the charm.

>>72153191
>>72137769

My tummy is rumbly...

>>72153091
she thinks someone would jump at her like a Hunter from left4dead if she told anyone.

Okey though, i need to go to bed now, sun is rising. Don't write anything in this thread until i am back

>>72153091
Because she doesn't see us like that. We don't matter. Does a grocery store employee tell the shoppers when he gets home?

>>72146644
And those actions say, loud and clear, that she WANTS to stream for us, but for some reason she can't. Actions speak louder than words, but they also speak for themselves, rather than saying whatever sisters wish they said
That isn't the same as a yab, or even the sort of petty shit that gossipy, backbiting circlejerking women /here/ like to pretend is a yab, like Fauna's innocuous "we can't be friends" comment

I feel sick because Koyori is off-collabing with males.

I want to sexually bully and ryona Gura until my wife Gawr comes out T u T

>>72153679

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>72153640
>Not Gura
Fuck off drama queen. Don't you have something to gossip about in your little mud hut village instead?

>>72153640
that's reprehensible, but it has nothing to do with Gura, they only collabed like once on Koyori's 24 hour stream.

>>72153679
>Raping the Gawr out of Gura
And what would happen next, anon?

I did deadlift squats today and didn't hurt my knees! they did crack though.

>>72153220
Wow, you think I didn't see that? The point is it should be correct in the OP post.

>>72153640
Back to the catalog, faggot

While you all are waiting for Gura, Barb is traveling with and getting to pound this, lol. Cucks

>>72153929
nta and not OP, but all mistakes "should have" been done right the first time, that's why they're mistakes
As for why the baker keeps fucking up, I can't speak for him, but it's an easy mistake to make, easy to correct and nothing worth having a melty over

>>72153925
I am proud of you repsbud

>>72153862
She would give me lots of love T u T

>>72153562
I’m sure she cares about fans, maybe not individually but collectively. Streamers love the dopamine and validation they get from fans when streaming. It’s like heroin.

>>72152415
>and there's a reason why people feel that way I guess.
sheer pessimism? can't say I feel any different, I'm also not holding my breath on that ku100 leaving the box
>>72154145
after the tiktok slapfight I don't even notice anymore, not worth the headache

>>72154247
getting some cognitive dissonance here

>>72154288
whoops, first reply meant for >>72153006, also this image is 200% safe for work

Gura, being the LotR fan she is, stands with the Men of the West

>>72152499
No. Gura, Kiara, and Okayu just went to dinner and karaoke that one time. Separately, Korone went to Universal Studios Japan with Okayu, and more recently the Los Angeles Disneyland, but I don't think Okayu has been to Tokyo Disney. Not sure if Gura has been there either.

I want to give Gura alot of cow-licks in funny places

>>72154472
based, I hope she sinks a lot more.

>>72154335
How so?

>>72153764
>>72153797
>>72153943
I'm just really fucking sad. She promised she'd never collab with males so I thought she was principled like Gura was and that I could count on her to be a good collab partner for her. But now she's dead to me. I don't want to ever see her again.

>>72154765
if she loved the dopamin and validation, and was addicted to it like it was heroin then she'd stream more, no?

>>72154472
>LotR
That reminds me, I wonder if Gura would like Dwarf Fortress
Assuming she had someone me to handhold her through the absurdly steep learning curve, knowing her she'd probably give up before figuring out the UI or learning to "read" the tileset if left to her own devices

>>72154247
If only her caring about us extended past when she hit the "stop stream" button on OBS.

>>72154894 (me)
Whoops, forgot picrel

>>72154689
Ah, that was it. Thanks. I guess I mixed some of the details up.

>>72154830
Well probably she’s doing other stuff behind the scene, etc, collabs, songs, etc. Also doesn’t she have some health issues?

At her scale it no longer makes much sense to grind streams all the time.

>>72155051
did you just come in or something?

>>72154894
>steep learning curve
I feel like graphics got rid of a lot of the curve. If she can get through rim world just fine she could probably easily setup a sustainable fortress as long as she doesn't do anything retarded like digging straight down or forcing an early mega project.

>>72154792
If Koyori DID collab with Gura at this point, would you skip the stream? I mean, I get it, but at the same time some of Gura's best moments imo have come from collabs with homocollabers like Bae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hteMwkyzeAA and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI0FzbVipuI , for instance

>>72155051
>grind streams
Wow. Is that how you think she sees it? Spending time with the people she claims to love is "grinding"? What a fucking awful thing to say.

Gura, WHERE ARE MY GURA BIG BRAIN GAMES? HUH? WHERE

>>72155345
Bae is different. She was a homocollaber from the start. I never got invested in her.
Koyori promised she would never collab with males and even went as far as to only use female pokemon during her first pokemon playthrough to show how committed to that she was.
This is a complete betrayal. She is fucking off-collabing with them. I've watched her for years and I knew this shitty collab was coming in the form of a tournament, but I never in a million years thought it would be going to meet them in person.
So no, I would not watch her collab with Gura. It would be the first time I skip anything with Gura in it. I want Koyori to graduate.

>>72155148
>graphics
... oh yeah, there was a Steam release, I totally forgot lmao
In that case, yeah, she'll probably be fine. I would kneel if she insisted on playing the original for the sake of authenticity and gamer cred, but realistically it would probably just be frustrating for everyone involved, especially if she went in blind

>>72155590
oh right, I kinda forgot that she wanted to do big brain games again.

>>72155659
>but I never in a million years thought it would be going to meet them in person
Fun fact: Artemis bois and the other hologays where all in JP at the same time as all the girls for FES, even Gura is VERY likely to have seen them walking the hallways of Cover office & studio

>>72155815
Also, just going to the grocery store Gura sees bois in a regular daily basis, dunno what all the fuzz is about

>>72155815
Even if they came across the holostars in the halls of the studio, it's not like she planned or wanted that.
Koyori planned and wanted this collab. She wanted to betray her fans for numbers and is hanging out with them in person. It's completely different.

Gura is by far the biggest and most vocal lesbian in the entire Hololive, so why would it matter if she collabed with the boys?

>>72156318
No. Males. Allowed

>>72156318
Lesbian Segs with Gura.

>the boys

>>72155659
>>72156003
Damn, that's rough anon
People give Gura a lot of shit over her ghosting, and I'm not saying I'm pleased about it, but moments like this really give you some perspective. There are WAY worse things than being ghosted by your oshi

>>72156318
>He believes the lesbian kayfabe

I love when Gura is upset: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6TDLq47Jg

I want her to RP as Gawr for an entire stream, like the intermissions during her Gawr karaoke

>>72156924
Did Gura end up killing her neighbour though? She never talk about her life anymore

Gura
Wife

Gura seems sweet. I want one

>>72157418
Yeah
Mine

>>72157418
Mine

>>72157418
yeah
mine

Does anyone remember from what stream she talked about being afraid of the toilet growing up? She talked about how incedible afrais she was to even flush it

>>72157466
>>72157504
>>72157526
All
me

>>72157676

>>72153320
You ogey, bud?

Remember when Gura called Michael J Fox a short king?

>>72158143
It was just gas. I think I'm good now

>>72157654
https://youtu.be/4ejfLJKUasw?t=11982

>>72158262
Let me rub your tummy

>>72158384
Geez, how did you find it so fast dude! Anyways, thanks cumbud (y)

>>72158407
I don't mind. I miss when my mom used to rub my rumbly tummy

>>72158452
I have a folder with timestamps and looked for "toilet" unsurprisingly Gura has talked about toilets on multiple occasions

She's too cute, over her many years over the internet she's never had an actual "yab".
The big "gottem"s are never actually anything. Just a random thought that made me remember how untouchable she is.

>>72158547
what do you use to download the transcripts?

>>72156435
https://files.catbox.moe/ltx4ad.jpg

>>72159463
>I'm right here
>ringfit
>WWE

>>72159463

>>72155659
You think Koyori whose only principle from the very start is pushing forward for higher reach and make the most out of her time as a Holohag, would not one day be in a presence of males in a professional setting?
How about you graduate from being so naive anon, Koyori's vision for her career obviously has surpassed yours.

>>72159527
>yab

>>72159527
>OH THEY FUCKIN!
So cute.

>>72159732
sleep tight buddy

>>72159732
Oyasame

>>72156924
what IS a water heater? Is it an american thing? Like a HVAC, whatever the fuck that is. Is it the hot water system, or is it a heater that heats using water? Americans always have weird names for shit.

>>72159732
Nighty night chumbubby

>>72159667
Have some compassion for the guy anon. Male collabs are some grievous shit.

>>72159583
You may now delete this.

>>72159923
Make me

>>72159732
sharkdreams

>>72159527
gee wow, such big yabs, oh gosh. GET OUTTA HERE. lol. lmao. gonna take my yabless wife yabbie punching.

>>72159463
Genuinely something I can't help but look up to her for, might sound silly but it's true
I am a bit of a quarrelsome psychopath irl and am naturally inclined towards white knighting for friends/associates, primal and instinctive drive to gang up on "enemies" etc. I'm sure if I were in her shoes I'd have a really hard time keeping my mouth shut and not jumping into the drama if/when my coworkers get themselves involved in yabs (not naming names because I'm not a faggot sister), no matter if they're in the wrong or not
Basically, I'm sure I'd inevitably end up doing or saying something stupid, painting a big target on my own back and making everything worse for everyone else in the process
Big reason why I always go out of my way to stay in the background, both irl and online - otherwise there's no chance in hell it wouldn't end disastrously

before arguing and/or cuckposting resumes, why does the GuraxMiku porn always get deleted

>>72160178
catbox it

>>72160214
it WAS catboxed and it got deleted

shart