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72105052 No.72105052 [Reply] [Original]

Stop watching vtubers and listen to Laplus

>> No.72105155

>>72105052
but how? where can I find a weeb girl that hates parties

>> No.72105186

"make" a girlfriend?

>> No.72105415

Trying to imagine a situation where a woman would willingly want to hang around me made me nauseous and throw up last week. It's such a bizarre otherworldly scenario.
It might actually be over for me.
t.KHHV wizard

>> No.72105501

>>72105052
She should make a boyfriend and stream with him.

>> No.72105641

>>72105052
But I did and she hated that I watched Chuubas and would always complain so fucking dumped her. Last GF did the same with vidya, wasn’t enough that I was paying for every fucking think they wanted me to drop my only hobbies

>> No.72105871

>>72105052
How does one make a girl a friend. Shut the fuck up cunt plus darkness

>> No.72106060
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72106060

>>72105052
But 3dpd women are evil

>> No.72106162

>>72106060
so tiny TuT

>> No.72106207

>>72105052
At least link the clip you tranny retard...

>> No.72106382

>>72105052
Is she offering?

>> No.72106389

>>72105052
i did the opposite
vtubers are 100x better than girlfriends

might try getting a vtuber girlfriend or a vtuber fan girlfriend though

>> No.72106422
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72106422

>>72105186
Yeah, like in the Simpsons episode.
Literally build yourself a golem gf.

>> No.72106641

>>72105186
It's the way of the chumbud.

>> No.72106649

>>72105052
>make a girlfriend
Why would i got through the effort of buying the materials to make a girlfriend when i can just have someone else make it for me in a factory and order it online?

>> No.72106743

>>72105052
No thanks the last times I heard if people making girlfriends, that yanderedev guy broke a real doll not even a week of buying it, a Russian gadget hackwrench cuck built a doll out of dead bones and furniture, and a Sally acorn schizo...well....
In any case I'd rather take advantage of menhera and groom them instead.

>> No.72106865

>>72105052
>make a GF
shouldn't it be "find" a girlfriend. If I could make one it would be a Vtuber like Lap chan

>> No.72108355

>>72105052
She fell flat on her face, she can't say anything to me

>> No.72108475

japanese say 彼女を作る which literally translates to make a girlfriend. the person who translated it doesn't know english and probably used MTL

>> No.72108504
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72108504

>>72105052
But watching vtubers made me a girlfriend

>> No.72108833

>>72105052
I am doing the women of the world an enormous favor by not inflicting myself on them

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>>72105052

>> No.72112813

>>72105155
Thriftstore

>> No.72116004

>>72110267
I'm not giving you my spare change you stupid kid

>> No.72116117

>>72105052
abe-sama has returned!!!

>> No.72116190

>>72110267
why does her uncle owe her money?

>> No.72116245

>>72105052
braplus fartnesss

>> No.72116741

>>72106060
How do I have sex with this?

>> No.72117579
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72117579

>>72116741
that is a child

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72117652

>>72117579
Out of ten

>> No.72119312

>>72105052
i was trying to hook up with a 1view jp chuuba but she blocked me when i confessed

>> No.72119592
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72119592

>>72105052
There are no women like me and there are no women who like me. I'm old and the opportunity to look around is long gone. Laplus debuted and acted all smug about how she's totally "one of us" and know not to do anything to piss off her fans and yet everything she has said and done has proven that's the exact opposite of the truth.

>> No.72119881

>>72119592
>yet everything she has said and done has proven that's the exact opposite of the truth.
His fault - he trusted a woman!

>> No.72120001
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72120001

>>72105052
>listen to Laplus

>> No.72120050

>>72105052
I'm trying but the grooming isn't going super well.

>> No.72120623

>>72105186
>Find girl
>Impregnate her
>Make a girlfriend
It's that easy

>> No.72121318

>>72120623
Surely those should come in a different order?

>> No.72121565

>>72121318
that's one way to go about MAKING one, what you can question is the the legality of it.

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72121808

>>72121565
wait a minute..

>> No.72121885

I WANT TO CUM IN LA+

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72121977

>>72121318

>> No.72122231

>>72121977
What is this expression trying to convey?

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>>72122231

>> No.72124514

>>72105052
How about no.

>> No.72126367

>>72105052
No.

>> No.72129496

>>72105186
a tulpa

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