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Oh actually what if I just talk faster, yeah but I have to see though here's the thing, I have to have a list of tangents if I want to talk faster but the thing is like my brain will probably work really fast and then my mouth works faster and my mouth works really really really really real really fast and I don't even know what I'm saying anymore in fact I kind of need to stop to breathe. But breathing's pretty hard and I'm talking about breathing with like a not like a not the br-e-e-e-e-e-d-i-n-g I'm talking about the breathing like the hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-ha like a pregnant person going into labor but I'm not actually pregnant and I'm not going into labor hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-hoo-hoo-ha but I just need to like let this guy talk cause you know here's the thing about tangents you just gotta let it, you gotta let it happen. If you start, if you try to censor them they'll be really really really really really really unhappy, so you gotta let the British talk about their British things like oh man you know what things they like? I think they like uhh, uhh they like uhh crumpets? biscuits? They like really uhh they really like tea. They'll be really mad if you throw out their tea so don't ever do that. They also like fish and biscuits, I don't even understand the appeal of fish and biscuits. Fish and biscuits is like what it's not even real fucking fish, how dare you lie about fish and biscuits, it's not fucking fish. Oh wait it's fish and chips actually, it's not biscuits. Anyway, (laughs). Oh man, narrator, I haven't even fucking eaten. You're lucky you get to eat, you so- uh you, you British person, you get to eat tea and crumpets you get to have this thing called like uhh, like afternoon tea, that's really cool. I wish we had that, we don't have anything we just have fricking hamburgers not that there's anything wrong with hamburgers honestly, hamburgers are pretty good but like there's no culture to it, it's just like ayy yo look at me, I'm a cowboy here's a hamburger, yippidy ki-yay, let me, let me go take you to the rodeo and then they have like a lasso and then they throw it around you like ohh come here cowboy and like I'm not a cowboy I'm a cow. I'm Cowvella, it's like come here cow, let's make some Dairy Queen (laughs). Blah-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-bli-boo-bli-bleh-ble-bleh-ble-blah. Fukki, Wuhmmy, Picky thank you for the SC. Anyway you just gotta let people tangent sometimes, like sure- actually you know, Rissa goes into wild tangents actually I'm so su- we talked for three hours last night, all of us, the girl talk, we talked for three hours. Like holy shite, she loops too (laughs) and she's like I've already heard this but I'll let her talk it out, you know I've already heard this. Like Rissa's, Rissa's so nice though, she's so cute. She's so, she's so perfect even though I always like unrizz her. I just think it's funnier that way. And Biboo, Biboo's super cool too, Biboo's such a funny gamer gal, she has like the cutest laugh. And Fauna's like Konfauna~, she's so sweet, she's super super duper nice, and Iofi, I wish she would T-pose more (laughs). And Mumei, I hope that she feels better by the way, I can't wait to play Wolf's Quest with you, but yeah the gals are, are super nice, Fuwamoco, Bau Bau, wow whatcha doing there Wuffians? Oh nyo, Mococo's toes were touching me, I was almost going to type in like you should bite it, but I decided against it cause I think people were already recommending it. So I decided not to say it, but I sent them like a, a tweet to like their headpat request so I told them like, I sent them like a .gif of just like licking, well actually that sounds wrong when I put it like that, but I'm talking about like they were just like doing the licking emote, but I'm not really licking them I just thought it'd be funny to send it, so don't think too much about the licking emote (laughs). How long does this guy talk for by the way? (laughs) Shaggy, Brando, Muramoth, I feel like he's actually looping. I think this dude's like Looping 8, but it's not like a real game he's just British. It loops? Oh it does loop? Oh shoot. Oh, okay I guess we gotta press it then (laughs).

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72053413

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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>> No.72053434

threesome with Arwen and Shiori

>> No.72053489
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>> No.72053497

He's taking the Pebbles to Bausengard!

>> No.72053528

i think

>> No.72053594

>>72053528
Don't

>> No.72053621

>>72053396
BAUSED

>> No.72053624

She really should've just watched the regular edition it's a lot more accessible for the average person

>> No.72053753

I've watched the LOTR extended editions back to back to back twice in my life before so I will also probably just be half watching it. I hope she enjoys it.

>> No.72053759

congrats, you made this thread hidden for me

>> No.72053817

Like I said before LOTR was great, after the stream with Shiori I will watch the rest

>> No.72053829

and again...

>> No.72053845
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>>72053396

>> No.72053863
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72053863

I love Shiorin

>> No.72053869

>50 minutes to go
>No activity
rrats?

>> No.72053914

>>72053759
Kek, that's kinda funny if you think about it.

>> No.72054010
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>>72053869
bruh

>> No.72054082

Someone needs to just create some fake messages of him threatening to rape someone already. I'm sick of seeing him every other thread

>> No.72054099

>>72054010
>not having both of these accounts blocked

>> No.72054289

>>72054010
She fucking hates us. So much for constructive criticism.

>> No.72054297

Force-feeding Shiori lembas bread

>> No.72054344

>>72054010
She said it's canon now

>> No.72054411

>>72054297
Galadriel won't give you any.

>> No.72054418
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>>72053396
Nya?

>> No.72054422

>>72054289
People need to stop holding back and just be upfront with her. She's a fucking corporate entertainer, if you faggots bend backwards and sugarcoat what you think nothing will ever change.

>> No.72054424

SHIORI IN PRECHAT

>> No.72054474

And just like that, back to square one.

>> No.72054492

>>72054424
grits again...

>> No.72054537

Definitive proof she hates her fanbase.

>> No.72054600

>"she doesn't like his tweets all the time"

>> No.72054610

>>72054010
He wants to be public about cheating on his wife so fucking much. Shiori doesn't care if you're bald if you voice a character she likes I guess.

>> No.72054734

Her menstrual cycle has officially begun. The last schizo tangent stream was Shiori at her most fertile which is why she couldn't shut the fuck up. Now she has cramps and fucking hates us.

>> No.72054748
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72054748

SHIORI CUTE

>> No.72054785

Things were good before that voice acting cunt ruined it

>> No.72054837

some of you guys are legitimately schizo

>> No.72054841

>>72054785
Blame the retard who told him about Shiori. That fucker unironically deserves cancer

>> No.72054875

>>72054734
Oh that's why

>> No.72054883

I'll take the Iron Mouse mention instead, thanks.

>> No.72054894

>>72054837
you being here makes you one as well

>> No.72054933

>>72054734
Oh that's actually true.

>> No.72055049

It would be based if someone had actually told it to Dimitri's JP VA and he turned on a stream out of curiosity and got really fucking confused at whatever the fuck she was babbling about at any given moment

>> No.72055107

>>72053396
i love her so much

>> No.72055112

>>72054883
Too bad Shiori made it canon that she only wants headpats from Dimitri. Novelites fuck them they mean nothing to her

>> No.72055118

>>72054734
Anon, thats not how menstrual cycles work...

>> No.72055121

>>72055049
sorry but he's actually a professional VA

>> No.72055136

you fucking retards are actually melting down over this dimitri

>> No.72055174

>>72054894
I think I'm quite a bit better if I'm not seething over a VA that will never get close to Shiori.

>> No.72055182

>>72055136
He's coming out of the game and into the real world any day now!

>> No.72055209

Imagine giving money to a woman who unironically wants love and affection from a balding ojisan.

>> No.72055230

>>72055174
being in DMs don't make it any better

>> No.72055231

>>72055209
But it gives me hope...

>> No.72055238

Everytime she tries to commit a husbandohen this fucker comes peeping out. God I can't wait for the start of the LotR.

>> No.72055239
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>> No.72055241

>>72055136
it's the weekend and we've contained our melties all week which is why it has been calm

>> No.72055263

>>72055230
Show the DM's because I was unaware they existed.

>> No.72055267

Just remember that this is a watchalong. Which means no background sound. Except that Shiori will listening to the movie so she'll think there is, therefore anything she says will be in perfect quality for anyone to soundpost.

>> No.72055272

>>72055209
my time has come

>> No.72055332

>>72055263
she literally said that he dmed her if she wants some lines voiced

>> No.72055350

I know I asked this yesterday, but you guys bringing any snacks?

>> No.72055401

>>72055263
retard

>> No.72055400

>>72055332
First that wasn't a DM, second she literally said "No thanks." after, like lol? What are you even trying to do here sis?

>> No.72055405

>>72055350
I have crisps, beer and licorice

>> No.72055431

I've never seen a chuuba get this sick of their fans this fast. Why take a streaming job if you hate it

>> No.72055450

>>72055350
Popcorn

>> No.72055471

>>72055431
Yeah I feel bad for jailbirds too

>> No.72055488

>>72055431
who wouldnt get sick of their fans when they behave like this

>> No.72055495

>>72055174
The fun part is this thread actively thinks about the VA more than Shiori does.
Just yesterday in Stanley Parable this thread thought about the VA when she brought up wanting to hire a British person. (He's not even British)

>> No.72055509

>>72054010
I'm not even mad anymore, I just find it funny just how much Novelites are willing cucks.

>> No.72055520

>>72055350
I got pizza

>> No.72055524

>>72055431
Kys

>> No.72055542

>>72055495
>The fun part is this thread actively thinks about the VA more than Shiori does.
lol

>> No.72055553

>>72055405
I had to joggle my mind to figure out what crips are but it's just brit for potato chips. Also beer and licorice, nice.
>>72055450
Nice, got any drinks with that? I dont like eating popcorn without anythign to drink.

>> No.72055608

>>72055553
Yeah, soda and beer

>> No.72055625
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72055625

Reminder

>> No.72055698

>>72055350
egg on toast

>> No.72055709

>>72055495
>This thread thinks about him more than Shiori does
>For example, Shiori was talking about him yesterday

>> No.72055723

>>72055542
Lol indeed.
>>71962960
>>71963099
>>71964499
>>71967150

>> No.72055726

I want to huff petrol with Shiori

>> No.72055728

>>72055495
Excactly. She started lusting over Cloud and then this fucker pops up again. Coincidance?

>> No.72055783

It just sucks that "the best person for headpats"

>> No.72055784

>>72055608
Oh nice. I haven't had beer in a while. I only got Orange juice in my fridge
>>72055698
Oh that sounds yummy

>> No.72055786

>>72055709
Ah, yes, because Chris Hackney who is American, is British. >>71967150
Riiiight.

>> No.72055802

>>72055723
>shiori brings up VA almost everyday
>UUUHH WHY DOES THIS THREAD ONLY TALK ABOUT THE VA
lol

>> No.72055858

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1771297555059503371

>> No.72055871

>>72055553
I'm not British, but I learned British English in school. I guess I haven't been on the English-speaking internet enough for my usage of chips and crisps to get Americanised.

>> No.72055918

>>72055625
Time to go hang out in a different adventrix split or global.
Good luck with the sisters.

>> No.72055930

>>72055858
oh no no no no... not again.....

>> No.72055956

>>72055858
You were warned.

>> No.72055959

>>72055858
and people are okay with this

>> No.72055960

>>72055802
>>72055786

>> No.72055965

She needs to graduate already and go indie. Shiori is so fucking unprofessional it hurts. Hates her fans and lusts over the same man every single day. Exhausting

>> No.72055984

>>72055784
Oh it's because I'm an alcoholic too anon, normally I would just have the soda

>> No.72056012

im just getting tired of shiori bringing this guy up. this cant be only me???

>> No.72056050

>>72056012
No no if you are you're obviously a sister. Hope that clears things up

>> No.72056087

>>72055960
however >>72055858

>> No.72056101

>>72056012
What are you going to do about it?

>> No.72056104

>>72056012
nope don't worry brother

>> No.72056126

This will be the second kissless week.

>> No.72056144

>>72055858
Of course Cuck Supreme Remey immediately replies.

>> No.72056194

>you are a chud and a sister if you dont like her sobing all over him
>sisters actually seizing the opportunity to homobeg
amazing

>> No.72056198

I just liked feeling appreciated.

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>>72056144
reminder

>> No.72056315

Every twitter interaction only makes me look forward even less to her birthday stream. She likes/RTs his stuff all the time and had a chance to get exclusive VA clips from him to which she "allegedly" said no. Why does she she have like this is a huge moment for her. Feel free to grudgepost me in a couple months because I'd actually like to be wrong.

>> No.72056329

Shiori would rather hang out with her voice actor friend than watch the movie

>> No.72056369

so we are on the cuckold chapter huh

>> No.72056406

>>72056369
Funny how people said six months until it happens and six months and it happened.

>> No.72056418

>>72056291
No, I'm not going to read that, not today, not tomorrow, not ever. I hope he dies and that God forgives him for doing it this way.

>> No.72056447

>>72056291
this will always be funny, anons here DEFEND THIS GUY BTW

>> No.72056492

>>72056447
>anons
Sisters. It's their gateway to shitposting.

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[Me News] I decided to brush my teeth only every other day now

>> No.72056529

>>72056447
>>72055625

>> No.72056533

>>72056447
The guy himself posts /here/

>> No.72056546

>>72056291
remey is a mirror image of some of the schizos here except he's more public about it

>> No.72056592

>>72056447
>anons here
Fuck off sis

>> No.72056640

>>72056592
??? thread read and this behaviour is actually what people do

>> No.72056702

Behead all these fucking nijiniggers.

>> No.72056759

>>72056640
>>72056492

>> No.72056826 [DELETED] 

guys I think my LOTR.mp4 has autism

>> No.72056871

>>72056640
I've never seen anybody defending him. Meanwhile, I've seen a lot of people wishing death upon him. On a daily basis, practically.

>> No.72056911

Shiori should play Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake.

>> No.72056928

Look, it's quite simple. If she goes on a Dimitri tangent within the first 10-20 min I leave and go do something else.

>> No.72056936

Are we really doing this again? This shit always gets blown out of proportion. I haven't seen her retweet his shit, I've barely seen any likes, also the dude lives on twitter and replies to everyone. She brushes him off every time he's mentioned stream which isn't much. YOU ARE GETTING JEALOUS OF A 40 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN WITH CHILDREN.

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guys I think my LOTR.mp4 has autism

>> No.72056952

>>72056911
That would require her to play good games.

>> No.72056984

>>72055918
Report or ignore, easier when the stream is on

>> No.72057025

>>72056936
>>72055858
>>72055858
>>72055858

>> No.72057032

>>72056936
>YOU ARE GETTING JEALOUS OF A 40 YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN WITH CHILDREN.
When has this stopped anyone? Shiori could be married and the same thing would happen

>> No.72057038

>>72056911
Shiori should play prototype for edgekino

>> No.72057060

>>72056949
Kek Good luck with the subs anon. Unless you can read whatever that is

>> No.72057075

>>72056949
It's elvish. (Idk what joke to make I haven't watched LOTR) yet

>> No.72057117

I just want the usual BGM back...

>> No.72057135

>>72056936
All nijinigger raids. Not novelites

>> No.72057150

Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5LVDqGMum8

>> No.72057162

time to see the outfit

>> No.72057183

>>72056949
WTF

>> No.72057207

>>72057162
It'll be disappointing and cover her tits.

>> No.72057243

>>72057135
we talked about this and there are actual novelites who doesn't like him, stop trying to defend this shit

>> No.72057255

>>72056949
>black tongue of Mordor subtitles
immersive!

>> No.72057287

>2 mark intermission.
No surprise.

>> No.72057325

Me on the bottom

>> No.72057328

>>72057207
I hate you now

>> No.72057340

CUTE

>> No.72057354

Gee Shiori, how come you're allowed a horse but not Mori

>> No.72057369

>>72057207
fuck...

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Ok that's cute

>> No.72057414

She said "Idk anything about this game" didn't she?

>> No.72057464

Dwarfbros you ready for this one?

>> No.72057477

>>72057414
My Shior~n is being retarded aleady
>Heisengard

>> No.72057478

Shiori tried to not say schizo

>> No.72057501

THEY'RE TAKING THE PEBBLES TO BAUSENGARD

>> No.72057517

>>72057464
Yes!

>> No.72057537

>>72057478
she refused to heart my comment one time because i said ''schizo'' too

>> No.72057548

>>72057464
Aye!

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When is the hobbit watchalong?

>> No.72057599

>>72057517
>>72057548

>ROCK
>STONE

>> No.72057707

She's gonna get hard filtered

>> No.72057716

>>72057394
CUTE

>> No.72057729

>>72057585
The bravest little hobbit of 'em all!

>> No.72057732

What about Knucklehead McSpasitron Productions

>> No.72057781

I can't watch, but how cute is she right now?

>> No.72057808

>>72057781
She's been fairly cute

>> No.72057822

>not commenting on what she's seeing
I have no idea which part she's at kek

>> No.72057820

>>72057585
Smiling friends flashbacks

>> No.72057823

I want Shiori to dominate me for my whole life

>> No.72057827

>>72057707
Why do you think she needs a break after 2h?

>> No.72057858

Gonna be honest I hateses Hobbitses. They are tricksy and best BASHED in the head from behind with a Rock. Cant trust them precious No

>> No.72057926

SHE LOVES SAURON

>> No.72057946

Shiori you can't like him, he's the bad guy...

>> No.72057953

This live action total war warhammer gameplay looks cool

>> No.72057984

>likes Sauron
Shiori IS evil

>> No.72058017

SAURON HAD CONQUERORS HAKI

>> No.72058103

I'm so fucking sick of popccorn but I can't stop eating it

>> No.72058117

>>72058103
i feel you

>> No.72058148

I feel like the extended edition was a questionable choice for a 1st timer

>> No.72058163

NO NO NO FUCK OFF RISSA

>> No.72058169

SHE HATES US

>> No.72058170

Oh is this gonna turn into LOTR and chill with Rissa?

>> No.72058187

>>72058148
If you can't handle 4 hours of sustained kino then you're too weak for LOTR

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YES YES YES WATCH IT WITH HER RISSA

>> No.72058208

>>72058170
She refused for now

>> No.72058210

MY PRECIOUS

>> No.72058212

>>72058148
I think Fellowship is fine, but Two Towers is where the pacing of the extended edition gets a bit disjointed for a first time viewing.

>> No.72058232

>Picked up by a Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins
>Who's that?
Shiori plz

>> No.72058254

Nerissa will probably join for the second movie and then she'll invite kiara for the return of the king....

>> No.72058258

Biboo Baggins

>> No.72058340

Hobbits: Manlets, but wimpy

>> No.72058343

>>72058254
And then they'll invite Biboo and count it as that week's "Advent collab"

>> No.72058392

DUDE

>> No.72058405

>>72058343
Fuwamoco aren't allowed because they haven't read the book

>> No.72058422

>There and back again
Reminder it was supposed to be the title for the first Hobbit movie until studio interfered.

>> No.72058427

Would you like to live like a hobbit?

>> No.72058430

Sam is best boy

>> No.72058459

>YWN live a happy quiet life in the Shire and marry a sweet girl that will bear you more than one healthy hapy child

>> No.72058472

I unironically want Kiara to join one day. Orange woman is sex and cute.

>> No.72058496

Alright then, keep your secrets

>> No.72058506

>>72058427
When I was a child I wanted to be something cool like a dwarf. As I've grown older, I've come to envy the hobbits

>> No.72058633

This could get rough with just one person. It should be group watchalong like Twilight.

>> No.72058644

>I don't want to talk over this
who the fuck is this and where is Shiori Novella

>> No.72058665

>>72058633
Shut the fuck up

>> No.72058706

>she's actually liking it

>> No.72058726

>>72058506
Im an old man and still want to be a Dwarf because some of us have to be

>> No.72058731

HE SAID IT

>> No.72058751

>didn't laugh at the 'alright then, keep your secrets' line
SHE HATES IT

>> No.72058762

HE SAID THE THING

>> No.72058773

>>72058506
I admire the hardiness and the "No BS" mindset of the Dwarves, but yes I want to laze around like the Hobbits

>> No.72058815

Chat already distracting her from the movie.

>> No.72058833

>>72056291
I love Shiori but holy fuck this is sad. I'm so glad I'm not as mentally ill as these people

>> No.72058844

Wait shiori text me, did she give her real phone number to nerissa?

>> No.72058854

That was cute. Soundpost that please

>> No.72058855

>>72058815
That's entirely on shiori

>> No.72058866

THE TOUHOUS

>> No.72058871

I am going to Alice

>> No.72058881

i thought this bitch was all about books but she doesn't know anything about lotr?

>> No.72058890

Yes Shiori, we know you'd like a prettyboy anime wizard a lot more.

>> No.72058907

She usually makes those noises for Dmitri. Gandalf bros we're in.

>> No.72058961
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>>72058881
>doesn't know anything about lotr
She knows Smeagol and that someone shall not pass

>> No.72058970

>You'll never be as happy as these midget peasants or old grandpas

>> No.72058971

She's gonna cry a lot isn't she?

>> No.72058983

This is cute. She's cuter than usual

>> No.72059051

FUCK THE SACKVILLE-BAGGINSES

>> No.72059141

TOOK 4 LYFE

>> No.72059188

FORESHOWDING

>> No.72059196

SNOOP DOGG

>> No.72059207
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I just realized she's probably gonna relate to Faramir and his asshole dad

>> No.72059247

>Kill Frodo

>> No.72059251

she wants to live in the Shire

>> No.72059259

Sam is just like me frfr

>> No.72059293
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>>72059251
who doesn't

>> No.72059298

>>72059251
I want to live there with her as well

>> No.72059315

you think gandalf likes hobbits because of the cunny?

>> No.72059326

based gandalf

>> No.72059336

What scene do you think will be the first one to make her cry?

>> No.72059393

There really is so much bullshit that should've been cut in this edition. Theatrical is the best

>> No.72059392

>>72059336
Gandalf hecking dying

>> No.72059396

>>72059336
She's so not ready for when Gandalf doesn't pass

>> No.72059463

>>72053396
God her tits are huge.

>> No.72059480

>>72059393
Unironically go blow your head off with a shotgun

>> No.72059515

TOOL OF A FOOK

>> No.72059548

>>72059393
kys

>> No.72059569

FUCK THE SACKVILLE BAGGINSES

>> No.72059597

>>72059480
euronymous pls

>> No.72059620

Imagine if Bilbo just killed himself here.

>> No.72059684

Shiori stop asking questions about the movie. THAT'S THE POINT OF WATCHING IT.

>> No.72059700
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She is so fucking cute tonight holy shit.

>> No.72059708

bilbo is succ height... just imagine...

>> No.72059766

>>72059684
This is True GFE. She just bombards you with annoying questions that will be answered later on the movie.
>>72059708
BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.72059810

>>72059684
anon, your GFE reps...

>> No.72059815

Being in an abusive relationship with Gandalf!

>> No.72059822

Looking forward to scary bilbo

>> No.72059824

>>72059684
That's what watching movies with girls is like bro

>> No.72059827
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WE ARE

>> No.72059846

>no conjurer of cheap tricks
>conjures a cheap trick

>> No.72059879

man, the music is so fucking good

>> No.72059893

It's crazy how there aren't more LOTR/Hobbit porn parodies

>> No.72059959

>>72059879
this ost is my go to coding music

>> No.72060029
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>> No.72060042

Elijah Wood was totally miscast in this role. One of the few glaring flaws in this IP

>> No.72060090

Oh yeah, the mud wombs

>> No.72060092

>>72060042
Absolutely baffling post

>> No.72060143
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If the ring is such a big deal, why doesn't Gandalf explain it's importance to Frodo?

>> No.72060144

Hey it's that place from the Gollum game

>> No.72060162

>>72059959
>debugging to Bridge of Khazad-dûm

>> No.72060164

>I dont think there's a lot of land value here, in terms of sight seeing
KEK

>> No.72060166

>>72060042
Pray tell, who would you have made Frodo

>> No.72060198

can a nerd tell me how much time passes in these scenes before the next time gandalf is in the shire?

>> No.72060245

>>72060143
He likes to keep his secrets

>> No.72060307

Man she's really interested I'm so happy.

>> No.72060391

Sambros...

>> No.72060393
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>>72060307
Same. I'm really glad she's enjoying it

>> No.72060402

Sam...

>> No.72060435

>>72060198
17 years

>> No.72060440

Real chads are playing The Lord of the Rings Online while watching The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring with Shiori.

>> No.72060471

>>72060307
I think the fact that she can tell it's really fucking well made for its time is making her take it more seriously.

>> No.72060515

>>72060440
You mean Battle for Middle Earth 2

>> No.72060613

>>72060440
You mean the Battle for Helm's Deep L4D2 map

>> No.72060627
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This Empress is pretty cute.

>> No.72060657

I want to propose to Shiori using a 1 to 1 replica of the Ring

>> No.72060696

they tortured poor Schmeegol...

>> No.72060704

>>72060440
I've got my hands on Total War: Middle Earth (real)

>> No.72060815

isn't smegol that stuff that you get when you have foreskin and don't shower

>> No.72060818

>>72060440
You mean the wc3 map

>> No.72060840

>>72060704
Third Age Total War (and/or Divide & Conquer) is peak

>> No.72060846

>>72060613
You mean ZE_Minas_Tirith on Counter Strike Source

>> No.72060857

>>72060815
You must be 18 or older to use this site

>> No.72060876

>I am Gandalf Master of Magnetism

>> No.72060899

>>72060815
>digs out smegma from under foreskin
my precious

>> No.72060914

>>72060440
the only correct answer is MBII Warband last days of middle earth

>> No.72060942

Nursing Galadriel handjob whilst she comforts me telepathically

>> No.72060982

i can't believe this nigga was gandalf and dumbledore

>> No.72060993

SHE LOVES SAM

>> No.72061021

I miss LOTR Conquest

>> No.72061059

This scene is PEAK

>> No.72061070

THE ELVES ARE GLOWING

>> No.72061097

>that's so cool! I like how they glow
Shiori... you're supposed to drive them over...

>> No.72061127

Anyone remember how good the LOTR The twin towers was for ps2. Gaming PEAK back in the day.

>> No.72061149

Riding horses looks so cool

>> No.72061182

ALL WIZARD LOOK SAME

>> No.72061228

Its THE GUY FROM KINGDOM HEARTS

>> No.72061239

remember to only recommend she watch Rankin Bass Hobbit when she starts asking

>> No.72061252

I'm sad they don't talk to the Elves like in the books. They're so silly and awe-inspiring at the same time.

>> No.72061254

>>72061228
It's count dooku

>> No.72061360

>>72061254
He can tell you EXACTLY how a man reacts when you knife him from behind because hes done it

>> No.72061407

Shiori would ally with evil

>> No.72061453

This scene only happens in the movies right? No Wizard fight in the books?

>> No.72061469

>>72061360
Christopher Lee was the original vagueposter, bragging about badass shit he probably never did.

>> No.72061477

You spin me right round baby right round...

>> No.72061506

Spinny Gandalf

>> No.72061526

Is she cute? Does she like the movie? I cant watch tonight.

>> No.72061535

ALL HOBBITS LOOK SAME

>> No.72061576

>racism within the first hour

>> No.72061583
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>>72061526
The cutest.

>> No.72061596

>>72061453
It's not described in detail, but presumably Gandalf doesn't risk a fight right in the middle of Saruman's fortress and lets himself get imprisoned. And since Saruman is cowardly, and arrogant enough to think he might be able to convince Gandalf eventually, he lets Gandalf keep his stuff for now.

>> No.72061601

>>72061526
YES

>> No.72061602

>>72061535
>>72061576
it's fine. hobbits are subhuman

>> No.72061625

>>72061526
She's ACTUALLY liking it and she's being cuter than usual

>> No.72061632

>>72061526
Yes, she's into the movie more than I thought, she's being cute. I'd recommend the VOD when you can.

>> No.72061658

>>72061602
yes hatese them

>> No.72061681

>>72061596
there's no way gandalf can 1v1 him at this point and they both know it

>> No.72061717

kek

>> No.72061743

Shiori, stop being racist to hobbits

>> No.72061747

SHE HATES ZE BUGS

>> No.72061786
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>> No.72061816

Shiori will kill me

>> No.72061837

>>72061786
Did Mori ever get her horse?

>> No.72061861

>Draw two cards.
>The Ring tempts you.

>> No.72061870

>>72061681
Even if you're outmatched in a fight, there's almost always some chance of winning. It's not like you compare stats and the one with the higher stats wins, besides serious injuries being a possible problem. Their old man bodies are real, after all.

>> No.72061897

>>72061837
The shitposting that will come out of that will be insurmountable.

>> No.72061898

Shiori is a villaness

>> No.72061913

Sorry Shiori no important girls in this movie. Yes, I know what I said.

>> No.72061987

>The 6th graders cant cross water

>> No.72062000

Of course Shiori would try to romance the Nazghul

>> No.72062002

Deku would've saved Saruman

>> No.72062062

>>72062002
Naruto would've convinced him with words alone

>> No.72062066

>>72061837
She outright said she couldnt because of how big the meme got

>> No.72062103

>>72062002
>>72062062
Luffy would have kicked Saurons ass

>> No.72062162

>>72062002
>>72062062
>>72062103
Ichigo would have maiar genes

>> No.72062190

ENTER ARAGORN

>> No.72062226

>>72062162
kek

>> No.72062236

>Trans
Shiori no...

>> No.72062253

FRODO GOT DOXXED

>> No.72062351

OH NO HE'S HOT

>> No.72062360

ENTER

>> No.72062387

ebic music

>> No.72062389

>chair
>candles
>fists
hobbit-san...

>> No.72062549

It's amazing how haunting that scene was

>> No.72062569

The music is so fucking good.

>> No.72062587
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I love her slightly slouched posture here

>> No.72062627

SHIORI NO IT'S KANEKI KEN

>> No.72062708

God she's such a yume

>> No.72062730

>1 hour in
>Fellowship still not formed

>> No.72062832

>>72062730
>1 hour in
>the king hasn't returned

>> No.72062844

THE ORB MEME.

>> No.72062865

>>72062730
>1 hour
>Movie is still at the beginning
Holy fuck this is long

>> No.72062902

Fuck the ents. All my homies hate ents.

>> No.72062910

why is this scene so loud

>> No.72062962

>>72062902
No fuck YOU. We love the Ents here

>> No.72062963

>Is that the Nazrul?
This is the truest, purest form of GFE

>> No.72062967

Shiori...

>> No.72063007
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>>72062902
Ents are fucking based fuck youuu

>> No.72063031

FUCKING HOBBITSES

>> No.72063053

Aragorn was so iconic D&D based the ENTIRE Ranger class on shit he did

>> No.72063098

>>72062963
GFE is when she talks over important scenes and asks questions which can only be answered with spoilers

>> No.72063104

i cant believe frodo drops the sword like a bitch

>> No.72063122

>>72063031
I cant believe Golum has multiple posts anti-ing hobbits ITT

>> No.72063126

This scene makes me want to play bloodborne and beat the shadows of Yharnam

>> No.72063145

>>72063053
Lord of the Rings was so iconic that D&D is almost entirely based on its general elements and vibe

>> No.72063166

>>72063126
MYSTERY NI-

>> No.72063231

aragon, the og nerdy girl panty dropper
i kneel

>> No.72063266

>Rissa you're a whore
Damn Shiori

>> No.72063264

Aragorn is so cool...

>> No.72063286

oh so she we was watching the ironmouse collab

>> No.72063312

>>72063231
I'd drop my panties too ngl

>> No.72063347

Gandalf you will eat ze bugs

>> No.72063350

>he's about to eat it
this dork

>> No.72063398

>>72063145
I mean sure but the entire class is shit that he just happened to DO. Like Wizard isnt based on Gandalf or anything but the Ranger? Its JUST Aragorn fighting with two weapons once and tracking shit

>> No.72063394

>aragon
>reject literally the hottest human woman on earth
>saves his virginity for elf-cousin
based

>> No.72063455

>she didn't comment on the mud vagina

>> No.72063480

>>72063286
Are you retarded?

>> No.72063544

SEXO

>> No.72063561

>>72063145
"J.R.R. Tolkien has become a sort of mountain, appearing in all subsequent fantasy in the way that Mt. Fuji appears so often in Japanese prints. Sometimes it’s big and up close. Sometimes it’s a shape on the horizon. Sometimes it’s not there at all, which means that the artist either has made a deliberate decision against the mountain, which is interesting in itself, or is in fact standing on Mt. Fuji."

>> No.72063582

ELVEN WHORE TURN YOUR BRIGHTNESS DOWN GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>> No.72063596

Shiori went all quiet once the beautiful, glowing elf girl showed up...

>> No.72063602
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>>72063394
Can't beat the elf pussy. Nope. Not the elf pussy.

>> No.72063688

RIDE HARD, BABE

>> No.72063694

>>72063602
Aki Rose is gonna steal Rissas man with her steel vise theighs

>> No.72063701

>>72063561
t. erry pratchet

>> No.72063717

>>72063596
She wanted her to be Legolas, you know why.

>> No.72063752

Yume brainrot

>> No.72063778

Legolas x Gimli

>> No.72063848

literally champing on the bit

>> No.72063850

Was that fucking horse drift?

>> No.72063881

Btw we're NOT escaping the Dmitri mention. The moment Legolas appear chat will go "You like him because he's blonde like the meat tree".

>> No.72063930

>>72063881
She liked him in pirates of the Caribbean first tho

>> No.72063965

Guys. I am watching the stream with no movie in the background but I know the exact scene she is at based on her comments. Anyone else like this? (Ive seen the movies like 20+ times)

>> No.72063977

>stinky shiggers screaming as they get forced to take a bath

>> No.72063979

what a fucking GOAT scene

>> No.72063989

>>72063881
>The fag R***y do it already

>> No.72064099

>>72063965
It's nice.

>> No.72064116

HE SAID THE LINE

>> No.72064167

So this is where it's from

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>eagle on screen
I'm SO hoping she does the 'why didn't they just have the eagles carry the ring' bit at some point

>> No.72064186

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST RIDE THE EAGLES

>> No.72064185

>>72063965
Yuppers. No better way to do it

>> No.72064269

>>72064180
Maybe it was a dumb question but it gave us the Gandalf raping day skit so its fine

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I'm really glad she's enjoying and invested in the movie

>> No.72064287

Hey look guys, the main hub world of LEGO Lord of The Rings.

>> No.72064356

You ever think about getting old and never being able to see the places you loved again?

>> No.72064382

elves are gay
hobbits are gay
men are gay
chads orc-maxx

>> No.72064416

>>72064382
Fuck you. ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!

>> No.72064511

STOP NOTICING THINGS YOU VFX AUTIST

>> No.72064548

>>72064416
Orcs can have my Axe IN THE SKULL

>> No.72064568

Hey look, it's Eddard Stark!

>> No.72064569

>>72064416
dwarves are gayest
real men never taint themselves with femoid p*ssy by being born from incel wizard mud

>> No.72064608

There we go...

>> No.72064629

she's BIG into Gimli

>> No.72064674

>>72064382
Tolkien's stories are actual, legitimate classics and I think the man was a literary genius but still Warhammer Orcs > Tolkien Orcs in terms of enjoyability

>> No.72064680

NO

>> No.72064683

Owned

>> No.72064688

One does not simply

>> No.72064692

He said no and left

>> No.72064714

does this imply that elrond is also such a chad to not be seduced by the ring?

>> No.72064734

AGENT SMITH YOU SHOULD OF DONE IT YOURSELF

>> No.72064803

I actually wish Shiori had multiple husbandos from different franchises. At least there'd be variety.

>> No.72064845

Excalibur...

>> No.72064852

thats disrespectful af of boromir desu

>> No.72064909

>>72064845
Excalibur is a fucking awesome movie too

>> No.72064922

Shiori just said Legolas can finger Rissa

>> No.72064924

>>72064803
Even if she did do this, chat will never stop reminding her about Dimitri.

>> No.72064923

>>72064803
She did, but Dimitri became the predominant one

>> No.72064991

I’m glad Shiori has actual friends in her gen. Nerissa is very good for her.

>> No.72065032

kek

>> No.72065043

Guys I think Boromir might be graduating...

>> No.72065124

Figwit incoming

>> No.72065148

She's so fucking racist

>> No.72065293

orlando blooming onion

>> No.72065296

FUCKING ELVES

>> No.72065386

She hinted she wants onion petals as a gift

>> No.72065410

HE SAID THE THING

>> No.72065426

HE SAID THE LINE

>> No.72065480

NEVER TRUST AN ELF

>> No.72065502

God I love fantasy racism

>> No.72065513

NEVER TRUST AN ELF

>> No.72065541

They hate each other...

>> No.72065560

>>72065513
AYE NEVER TRUST THEM POINTY EARED FAGS

>> No.72065605

AND MY RUBBER CHICKEN

>> No.72065694

TIME FOR DISC 2

>> No.72065695

Dwarfbros lets surpise Shiori by surviving the whole trilogy

>> No.72065697

THE THING HE SAID IT

>> No.72065705

He said it!

>> No.72065706

he said the name of the movie

>> No.72065714

HE SAID THE THING.

>> No.72065732

She’s unironically being cuter than usual.

>> No.72065755

Airhorn...

>> No.72065763

So why did the movie not end there?

>> No.72065764

Remember; around elves, watch yourselves

>> No.72065788

>the dwarf dies
damn, shiori hates dwarves

>> No.72065792

Of course he puts Legolas in "will live".

>> No.72065798

Shiori kek

>> No.72065818

Airhorn

>> No.72065890

She doesn't know how to pronounce Aragorn but she knows how to prononunce Dmitri's full name.

>> No.72065908

>>72065788
By the end shes gonna be shipping Gimil with Legolas

>> No.72065911

>>72065788
He hates short people in general. That's why he hates hobbits too.

>> No.72065945

>>72065890
Shut the fuck up. She just heard the name

>> No.72065982

Bilbo...

>> No.72065992

>>72065911
hairy and short. double the hatred

>> No.72066037

>>72065908
>>72065911
>>72065992
She will love Gimli by the end of the trilogy

>> No.72066076

You know a game is bad when Shiori doesn't want to play it.

>> No.72066149

and then things never got nice again

>> No.72066343

>>72066076
She probably saw memes of it

>> No.72066363

We doing a new thread or has one already started?

>> No.72066383

is she watching the extended edition?

>> No.72066405

>>72066383
Yeah

>> No.72066433

>>72066383
no, she's watching abridged

>> No.72066442

>>72066363
we need a new bake

>> No.72066453

>>72066343
The "give head" meme...

>> No.72066495

>>72066383
Yup thats the deal. Apparently on HBO or some such

>> No.72066518

>>72066383
>>72066433
She's actually watching the movie through Tiktok clips we're on the 50th one

>> No.72066625

>>72066518
kek

>> No.72066730

>>72066518
so that's why she started posting on it again...

>> No.72066927

PAUSE

>> No.72066951

time for a piss break

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