/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!;

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>71990545
SNIFFFFF

>>71990518
thats me under her tail

>tfw no sharkwife

Why is she doing this to us? And so soon after the 5 months she said she was sorry for.

chumbies my favorite pillow isn't fluffy anymore it's flat like my wife but unlike my wife this is bad and I don't like it

>>71990617
hope we get some taiwan stories when she gets back

>>71990518
thats me inside her suitcase

>>71990421
I'm planning to do the same thing. Hopefully if it's with all the positive things I feel about her and worded in the most diplomatic way possible it won't get tossed and she'll actually take into consideration when she reads it.

Sex with a fembud.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>71990654
uh she literally told us on twitter
is this a bot post?

>>71990666
Speaking of pillows, I haven't washed my bedsheet and pillow casings in months

>>71990721
samen

>>71990708
>WAHHH WAHH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO FES GURA WAHH
I get when it was ghosting but now it is just staright up antiing

>>71990654
Are you a fembud?

>>71990708
I get great joy at picturing your shitty ass letter being shredded by an intern

>>71990827
She won't even get it for many months retard.

>>71990750
>She told us on twitter
Told us what? Are you stupid? She said she would be in Taiwan. What does that have to do with not communicating again?

>>71990803
same desu I really should, but I keep procrastinating...

what are the odds that we ever get the recipe for the shark juice served at fes

>>71990921
>She said she would be in Taiwan.
>not communicating again
uuuuh bot broke

Day 33! Give it up for day 33!

>>71990976
0
it's a trade secret how they harbest it

>>71990827
It's not going to be just about what's happening now, I get that she's busy right now. It's about, well, a pattern over literal years at this point.
>>71990922
Yeah, and that's part of why I've held off for so long, worried that by the time it gets to her it won't be relevant anymore, but I think that's just wishful thinking. Her lack of communication about breaks/being away is always going to be relevant.

>>71990921
>She said
>not communicating again
Pick one.

>>71990827
Besides Ame, who's been doing what Gura did during her 5 months ghosting arc for the past 3 months, Gura is the only member of EN that didn't stream in the last month or talk to us about holofes or her time in Japan besides a 14 minute twitter space where she said she met some other members and would talk more about it later.

>>71990922
>She won't even get it
FTFY

youre retarded if you think she was in taiwan for more than a day
no recording studios, no holomems to collab with, nothing to do but sign a few things

>>71991074
You should stop comparing the girls. Gura is leagues better than all the vtubers in the world

Why are you giving him (You)s?

>>71990212
While that sort of bad luck would be cosmically hilarious, I don't think anything could happen to the orange man that would cause the golf club to shut down or anything like that
Only thing that comes to mind would be if the fucktard courts invent some convoluted justification to seize the property as a result of not posting the $454 million bond or something, but I don't know if that's even possible as obviously I am no (((lawyer)))
All in all I'm pretty confident this will go well, only thing I could ask for right now to make things even better would be for the wife to come back

>>71991074
>d-doesn't count
man that twitter space REALLY messed up the anti's script

>>71990980
>>71991060
She hasn't streamed in over a month. The only time she said anything to us in over a month was in that twitter space. The other members are talking to their fans literally every day.
Do you just enjoy not having her around?

I'M GOING TO KISS MY SHARK!

>>71991232
Cripple you should get some new images, way to out yourself immediately.

>>71991232
Why are you even writing that much to antis?

>>71991169
I'm not comparing Gura to the other girls. I'm comparing their fans' experience to ours. Gura always abandons us and doesn't want to talk at all. She's the only one who's like this.
We are always the only ones whose oshi is gone.

>>71991232
>d-doesn't count
>again
still she is communicating rn you should wait a bit before this doomposting charade becomes believable

>>71991232
>goalpost status: shifted
>whataboutism
Funny you'd ask that, seeing as you're the anti

>>71991169
In terms of stream output and communication, she's become the worst.

>>71991362
>Gura always abandons us and doesn't want to talk at all.
ere you go
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769102284963582022

>>71991344
You're right. I always assume the best in others and figured they were here because they love her like I do.

>>71991308
Is that the new strat now that the "only antis don't post images" thing doesn't work anymore?

okay, new question
I'll spare you all the namefagging, but I know some of YOU are here, and I know you were at fes
how was the shark juice, I am not asking, this is a demand, tell me

>>71991362
Their experience isnt as good because they are watching inferior streamers

>>71991189
Don't jinx it, stupid stuff happen all the time

>>71991362
>Fan experiences have nothing to do with the girls themselves
Instead of splitting hairs, why don't you take a long, sharp blade and split your belly open you drooling faggot

>>71991441
it was sweet

>>71991441
Stop being so cryptic and just say it, coward

>>71991543
I'm not being cryptic in the slightest, I want the fucking shark juice

>>71991483
Point taken, I'll shut my mouth now

>>71991431
They've been trying it a lot lately, it makes me not want to jokingly post sad Gura pics because I don't want to be mistaken for one of them.

>>71991146
she asked places to visit so I'm certain she'll at least be more than a single day, at least one day for business another one for sightseeing

>>71990803
Imagine what Gura's unwashed bedding would smell like

>>71991528
>>71991543
Tell us what flavor it was. Blueberry? Blueberry lemonade? Blue raspberry? Cotton candy? Spill it.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>71991646
>sightseeing
Yeah, I suppose as a nuclear sub captain she would like to inspect the missile turrets.

>>71991637
it's so pathetic how hard they are trying these couple of days after being BTFO so many times last week, that fes high must have the opposite effect on them

>>71990518
That's me in front

>>71991419
Sure but those are luxury conditions. The number one thing for a vtuber is being cute, having a good voice, and a good personality.

>>71991693
That ebi? Me
The smell of Gura's unwashed bedsheets? My chum

>>71991057
If your letter even makes her one fucking iota sadder or unhappy, I will dig through the earth to you, and pull you by the feet down into the mantle where you will cook like a peice of popcorn. Your letter better still make her smile.

>>71991200
>>71991360
>>71991384
>>71991430
>last said anything 3 days ago. Hasn't streamed in over a month
You know, the worst part about all this is how floor-licking retarded newfags are so willing to accept what would have been a major absence back in 2020 or 2021.
I will never be satisfied until we get 2021 Gura back - the Gura that cared about us and wanted to spend time with us. The Gura that wouldn't disappear for a week at a time. The Gura that would warn us when she was going to be gone for even just 5 days.
I feel bad for you that you never knew that Gura.

After all this time is wild to find out the sub captain thing was an obscure dox meme all along...

>>71991362
>oshi not gone
>cries about oshi being gone
>oshi is not gone
the fuck you on about faggot?

>>71991189
It’s not convoluted they are trying to sieze his New York assets right now and it’s technically legal. More importantly what are the chances gura streams stellar blade

>>71992013
>not gone
>has been completely MIA for 3 days
If she isn't gone, then when's the next stream, anti retard faggot?

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>>71991950
trying too hard rn m8, make it more believable by waiting a couple days

I want to see shitposters compliment gura without sliding some snarky comment about her.

>>71991950
Seeing you're still sooking like a crybaby faggot, I guess you didn't even enjoy fes, or appreciate the work gura put in to it for us, learning the dances, singing for us, doing multiple MC's for us, even giving us an affectionate intimate twitter space for us. It's because nothing is ever good enough for you that you are an anti and just an all round shit person. If she makes you suffer that much, then just let her go, then i have one less faggot in the way between me and marrying my wife.

>>71992173
We don't even know if she's still in Taiwan, you downy asshole.
People that care about you don't leave you in the dark like this. I know most of you have never been loved once by anyone in your entire lives, but it really is pathetic if you think treating people the way she treats us is normal.
We don't even know when she's coming back.

>>71991431
And this >>71991950 is exactly what I meant about not wanting to post sad Gura's anymore.

>>71992287
wow cool gura did the same thing as every other girl in hololive
lets just give her another half year off

>>71991950
>The Jakartan crayon muncher is calling everyone else "newfags"
>To distract from him being wrong
Nobody is "accepting" any "absence" you half-sentient invertebrate. You were just wrong, because you didn't know what you were talking about, because you don't actually keep up with Gura, because you're a braindead anti and not the oldfag your paper-thin LARP would have us believe you are
I'd love to see Gura return to proper form, but facts are facts

>>71992133
>MIA
She was in taiwan, she has to fly back to the US, this takes time. You're a dumb cunt. The next stream is my cum as i goom to her again today, like i do every single day. gallons of cum for my sharkwife. Meanwhile you sit in your piss puddle and cry. Waaaaah she doesn't stream waaaaah. Weak FAGGOT.

>>71991146
Is she actually just signing stuff? I'm half expecting a commercial or some other taiwan shit out of nowhere soon

>>71992376
Yeah, gura is better than them

>>71992404
some sort of announcement next week, so I'm assuming more is happening than a few signatures

>>71992376
i don't give a fuck about other girls in hololive, how fucking stupid are you? What post of mine gave you the idea that I give a flying fuck, dickhead.

>>71992287
nta. but the twitter space felt way more special to me than fes, and I'd take more twitter spaces (or just more actual time spent with her) over any performance.

>>71992376
>d-doesn't count
>again again
imagine actually being miserable at fes, at this point you should just off yourself

Muse Dash soon

>>71992487
probably the part where you listed stuff they all do

>>71992542
Kino is back on the menu.

>>71992338
No one knows when Ame is coming back either but teamates are fine. Gura said she's busy, that it's going to be a while. Idk why you want her to repeat to everyone that she's busy every day. You got short term memory loss?

>>71992610
He probably does. Most shitposters do

>>71992518
fes is what makes her feel the way she was feeling, seeing her move her heart out and feeling the passion is what's special about fes and the twitter space was just the aftermath of the whole thing

>>71992255
Not possible they hate gura and the fact that we won’t leave.

>>71992518
just imagining her laying there all warm in her bed, next to her phone, just chatting to us. Could kinda tell she was a bit nervous, and struggling to find things to talk about, but I find that actually really hot, because it showed that she's nervous because she cares about us and wanted to do a good twitter space for us. She was so cute. Do antis not realize what they're up against? I don't think they realize how cute she actually is.

>>71992518
The twitter space was an actual highlight of this year, probably my 2nd favorite thing after the ASMR so far. It made me extremely happy. I hope she does more.

>>71990708
Lmao you triggered the whiteknightbuds who can't defend her.

>>71992610
>teamates are fine
no they're not, there's semi-regular meltdowns about her flake fits and new excuse to not stream where they argue amongst themselves, her freechat has frequent sadposting
the only reason they're relatively quiet is because there's less of them, there's kinda alot of chumbuds

>>71992754
same desu

>>71992487
But the schizos said you have to watch every other girl and shit on gura to be a real fan

>>71992112
It's law anon, even the simple stuff is unnecessarily (((convoluted))) by (((design)))
But to get back on topic and answer your question, no idea - haven't heard of it until now and I don't seem to recall her mentioning it onstream, do we know if Cover has perms?

>>71992829
They got weakgators too huh

>>71992708
No she likes the fact that people are happy with fes.

>>71992829
I actually hop around the other myth threads pretty often when this place is slow. I can't say I've seen any teamates arguing.

>>71992287
You don't understand what idols are and you never fucking will.
Go look at any of the other girls. They all enjoy talking to their fans and telling them about their time in Japan.
Gura doesn't, at least not with us. The twitter space was wonderful, but she spent 14 minutes with us after yet another month of silence. A fucking month. And right after 5 months of pretending we don't exist.
I
'm not interested in being a Taylor Swift fan and watching from afar as she disappears and lives her life without us.
You're standards are dogshit because you know nothing else. But I'm different. I remember a time when she wouldn't do this, and that upsets you because you weren't here and you don't understand why anyone would be upset with how things are, even after the best person in the world just abandons you with no explanation and doesn't seem to even care.

>>71992928
fes makes it oretty easy to get happy tru

>>71992993
Nta but I like love live style idols

>>71992993
>Sad Gura image
At least it tells me right away that I don't have to bother reading any of this garbage.

>>71992882
It’s a game with combat somewhere between DMC and Nier with a female mc that has a fat ass as well as skin tight outfits. There’s at least 10 members that will ask for permission.

>>71992823
>I-I-I'm not triggered YOU'RE triggered
Keep it up buds, they know they have no ammunition and it makes them apoplectic

>>71992989
you're not paying attention, then, because I lurk in /awat/ as well
there's an argument like that every couple of weeks, with a slight exception for the past couple months because she's been on sorta kinda break, but it flared up a bit again in february when she said she'd be free to stream and then didn't stream or give any updates on that until like an hour before an entire week where she was supposed to stream was over

>>71992993
you're just a fuckhead bro. and i know my idol culture, so kiss my fuckin ass. you talk shit on gura and are therefor fucking scum in my eyes, just kill yourself.

>>71993121
>every couple of weeks
I don't read every single thread, it's not wonder I missed it if it's that infrequent.

Is it true Gura doesn’t use deodorant because she “likes her smells”?

>>71993207
she's a clean girl that doesn't need it and smells nice naturally

>>71993207
Sharks don't need deodorant, silly.

>>71993190
no wonder* I'm not ESL I swear, just a typo.

>>71993207
I wonder what a stinky female smells like. Most girls I meet seem to smell of some kind of shampoo

>>71993207
yes.... .... guess it's fap time now. lol.

>>71992382
What was I wrong about, you air-gulping, knuckle-dragging, cum-gargling ignoramus shit-headed fuck?
She hasn't said anything for 3 days. The fact that's okay to you shows just how trained you've become to her taking breaks.
Again, you subhuman chimp anti bastard, tell me when she's coming back or when the next stream is. You fucking can't because she's doing it again.

>>71993190
again, it's quieter and less frequent because there are less of them by virtue of not being a mountain of shrimps, but it does still happen
it happens everywhere for everyone who doesn't stream, whether they just go silent or come up with new reasons not to, it's not odd

>>71993277
girls here in the summer have exposed underarms, you can just walk by them and catch a sneaky little sniff. I love girls. Gura must smell amazing though.

>>71993082
>fat ass
Sounds kino and like good fodder for loli-shark-slobbering-over-girlcrush fanservice
As for odds, I reckon PleaseGodAndYagoo/10

>>71993379
Except /uuu/. Somehow they manage to not make a thread when fauna doesnt stream. Shit is amazing

>>71993377
pwease be nice chumbie. I don’t line when we get this feisty

>>71993538
/ggg/ should really do that

>>71993538
Their schizo is too lazy to make threads, unlike "ours".

>>71993538
even puddle mode Fauna wasn't THAT bad, though, even if that wasn't great, so I kinda get how they make it work
>>71993579
last time someone tried that a doxx/namefag put a thread up and it lived until archival

>>71993538
That’s because they all come either here or /#/ to shitpost. I’m tired of saplings getting the free pass. They are the biggest thread shitters on this entire board.

>>71993683
Its weird that they all flocked to /#/. /vt/ is just fucked all around

Gura has streamed 15 times in the last 217 days.

>>71993579
No /ggg/ should not do that. Where else will I post about my shark wife or see lewd Guras or see WIFE WIFE WIFE posts if there's no /ggg/?

>>71993999
Kek. Same amount of times I’ve taken a shower.

>>71993579
Unlike the others who talk to their fans, this thread is the only place that you can reliably learn information about her upcoming appearances and projects.

My chameleon is sleeping in a new spot.

>>71993999
But I'm sure she loves us, right? Even though she spends virtually no time with her fans, I'm sure she doesn't have someone else, right?

>>71994178
I love that gura is the only true shy girl in EN. Thats why shes the top

>>71994268
Does he have a lamp on 24/7 to keep him warm, or do you turn it off at night times?

>>71993377
>durrrrr what was I wrong about
>>71990980
>>71991060
Telling us she was in Taiwan is communication, you sniveling, ass-hair munching, God-forsaken, amoeboid, has-more-chromosomes-than-IQ-points mongoloidic failed fucking abortion. You were wrong. PERIOD
You also can't help but have a melty over chumbuds being "okay" with her taking breaks, despite the fact that nobody said this or gave any indication of this being the case, because it isn't fucking REAL except for in your deluded, low-resolution, low-IQ hallucinations. Once again, you were wrong - PERIOD
And fuck off with this ravenous mouth-breathing stupidity with an idiotic and irrelevant question that presumes that people can look into the future. I'm not playing this stupid fucking game with you, because the only place you should be playing is in traffic
>>71993563
Aww, I can't say no to that face
Okay, I've gotten it out of my system anyway, no more feistiness from me tonight - for you anon <3

>>71994356
apathy isn't shyness

>He's getting upset and going full cuckpost.
Kek.

>>71994383
I have a timer set for 12 hours. Its good for chameleons to have a temperature drop and to sleep in darkness.

>>71994478
Par for the course over the last few weeks, sadly

>>71994472
You must think all quiet people are apathetic huh

>>71994472
Please show your bushy pucci.

>>71994611
I know I am.

>>71994418
>>>71990980
>>>71991060 (You)
Chumbie... We were both making fun of him for contradicting himself, we were both pointing out that her saying she was busy in Taiwan was the communication he said she wasn't doing, I'm pretty sure we're on the same side here.

>>71994666
I'm usually quiet because I'm not sure what to say.

>>71994525
I assume you’ve seen this, but just in case you haven’t
https://youtu.be/ImK7w8lmDhY

>>71994743
same actually, today on my way home someone said hello to me, and I just awkwardly nodded

>>71994743
I have no idea how to start a conversation with someone, if I want to bring something up to someone I'll get anxious and rehearse it 50 times in my head before eventually pussying out and not approaching them at all. But for some reason I can hold a conversation okay if someone else approaches me.

>>71994723
Yes I know, I was just (You)ing those two posts, including yours, specifically to highlight that other anons had already pointed out that he fucked up and we were making fun of him for it, hence him replying to ass-cover in the first place
Don't worry chumbie, we cool

>>71993999
Be sure to tell Gura this. Make it clear to her how little she has streamed.

>>71994819
This was the video that inspired me to get one last year. My chameleon will do this when he wants to get some sun outside.

Gura might be sick because of Kiara.

>>71994981
Okay! I guess I saw the bunch of angry words after a (You) and got nervous. :3

>>71995075
Are (you) a fembud, you sound cute and sensitive
If so, get on my shrimp NOW

>>71994932
>>71994892
Yesterday I tried to greet someone but I guess I mumbled too quietly and they didn't say anything.

>>71994418
>Telling us she was in Taiwan is communication
If she hadn't appeared at all in the last 6 months, subhuman detritus like yourself would still be claiming that she's communicating because she talked to us 8 months ago. I wasn't wrong about anything. She hasn't talked to us in over 3 days and before the twitter space, it was a fucking month. You're pretending that she's been around the whole time and communicating when it hasn't been this bad since her 5 months break. She's pretty much been completely silent while in Japan. You think I moved your imaginary goal posts when in reality, you thought I was some Mr. Krabs motherfucker instead of talking about the general situation we have once again found ourselves in. It's not my fault you have the mental faculties of a paste-eating kindergartner with downs syndrome.

Kill yourself, you mentally-stunted, eternally unloved, melanin-enriched, pig-fucking, vacuous shit-for brained fat slant fuck.

>>71995174
Nyo fembud, sorry, if I was cuter I might have tried to become a femboibud though.

>>71994990
Cyuuuutee!! That’s cool he’s gotten so comfy to you!

>>71995191
Pain. Very relatable though.

>>71994478
>>71994562
>cuckposters are anyone I disagree with or call me out for being a ghetto ape tier retard.

>>71995420
The little guy hated my guts when I first got him.
He tolerates me a lot more for sure

>>71995390
There should be way more Futa Lovander art and its a travasty that there isnt. Gura optional but reccomended

Kiara pinged everyone for the easter collab, but not many people responded, so Gura might not be participating.

He's with her. He only stops when she travels.

>>71995625
>easter collab
Are they going to church or something?
Easter egg hunting?

>>71995009
was that the full Gura mention at the time, was it 'Gura is definitely' sick or 'Gura might be sick because I seem to have passed along some sick to people'
I tried asking in global but they're being unusually reticent

>>71995390
Drat, guess I'll just have to keep grooming Discord kittens then
You have serious femLARPing talent though, you should consider a career where you could put it to good use professional cyb0rseggz perhaps, or maybe catfishing ojisans

And it's been 3 days. The same time when she went to Taiwan.

>The cuckposter is sad he isn't getting (You)s
rumao

>>71995766
she said if someone got sick from her it would most likely be Gura, since she spent the most time with her.

>>71995747
sorry I don't actually remember what the collab will be about, it might be an easter egg hunt in vrchat (which would probably mean no Gura) but I vaguely remember something about painted eggs, I could be wrong though.

Lot of blog posting I see.

>>71995271
>seething this much about being called out for being objectively wrong
yawwwn

>>71995850
Don't worry, I'm sure it's just (another) coincidence.

Realistically, when do you plan the next stream is? I’m guessing 4/6. Screen cap this.

>>71996222
>not being able to back up anything you're saying with actual events or streams
yawwwn

>>71996279
even before taiwan I wasn't expecting anything this week, next week minimum, rn I guess I'll just keep checking for more news

>>71996279
She'll probably be gone for at least another month. She has no reason to come back and stream like Valentine's day.

>>71996279
By monday at the latest. Promise

>>71996337
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1769928698462196166

>>71996279
into the big book of grudges you go!

>>71995747
I wonder how well an Gura holy bible audiobook would sell
And how many would it convert to Christ

>>71996464
I would start going to church again. Gura could get me to do anything honestly

>>71996464
I would convert if it was a requirement to marry Gura, but you can't actually make me believe.

Did any chumbies have any songs from fes they liked that surprised them? I liked that song Moona sang.

>>71995271
Holy fuck that's some prime shiting your pants right there. Antis are that desperate to cause shit uh?

>>71996553
If she told you she thinks gay sex is hot and likes to watch, would you do it for her?

>>71996593
weak, you'll never get her like that

>>71996430
>twitter space 5 days ago
>3 days MIA
>hasn't streamed in a month
>streamed 15 times out of the last 217 days
but yeah, that 14 minute impromptu twitter space means she's giving us daily reports and thinking about us all the time, right you braindead faggot?
How stupid are you?

>>71996608
Fauna's.

>>71996608
Besides Gura, I really liked i liked the kanata and marine bit where they switched songs back and forth.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>71996771
Is this a dance or Pottara fusion?

>>71996464
sounds like a retarded waste of time that would prevent her from streaming.

>>71996719
>d-doesn't count
>again, this time for sure
look man I told you before try it after the fes high has mellowed more, you're just embarrassing yourself

>>71996464
She isn't religious and her family is jewish.

>Evidence next thread!
>Two more weeks chumbud!
>T-this time for sure!
Just give it up already, cuckposter. The cold hard fact of the matter is, there is no "someone else", there never *was* a "someone else", and there never *will* be a someone else for as long as Gura's in Hololive. Saying otherwise is the rampantly speculative wishful thinking of a desperate fetishist, and nothing more
It's also not "another coincidence", because suggesting that a coincidence is even logically possible in this situation is a category error. "Coincidence" implies that there are two "incident"s that independently "coincide" - so, where are they, hmm? Oh, what's that? You can't say, because there is only ONE "incident" being discussed here, with no second simultaneous event or occurrence to even ATTEMPT to correlate or draw relation to?
Yeah, that's what I thought

>>71996845
pottara, dance always has that weirdo puffy jacket

>>71996689
>calling me weak while needing someone else to tell him what to do
ironic

I propose not giving the eternally seething faggot more (you)'s or indirect responses. Aye?

>>71996925
>her family is jewish
strong doubt, she ate a lot of pork dishes while in japan.

>>71996985
I've got one in me that might slip out, but only to make fun of him
so I apologize but otherwise aye

>>71996856
honestly anon, are you ok? did something happened to you today or something?

>>71997062

>>71996925
>>71997059
not even getting or knowing about shit like that her reaction at that adam sandler movie to jewish customs and names tells me she really isn't

>>71996464
Oh, I'd pay good money for that
>>71996553
>>71996593
>>71996925
Come to the earthly house of God, buds - if your faith is true, then in the life to come you shall surely be blessed with seventy-two Guras to call your own, in paradise

>>71997091
NTA, but my day sucked, got some boo boos working. Hit my shin pretty hard and it hurt real bad.

>>71993683
>>71993766
That’s only half true. It started as a joke when mumei started being inconsistent and fauna was the only member left ignoring the homos as well as being the best performing en member. Then as with all things schizos coopted it and made everyone hate saplings. Don’t get me wrong they are annoying but there’s no real ones in numbers.

>>71996885
look retard, explain to me how someone spending half a doctor visit's worth of time means that they're communicating and that they care about you.
You really must be autistic and have been alone your entire worthless life if you think her spending 14 minutes out of the 48,960 minutes she's been gone since February 17 means we mean jack shit to her or that that's acceptable communication.

>>71994178
>Gura doesn’t talk to her fans
>Get reliable information from people here
Schizos aren’t even trying anymore

What are these?
https://youtooz.com/products/sharkkk

>>71997251
Go somewhere else, retard. No one gives a shit about your sand faggot fairytales.

>>71996629
if gura wanted to watch then yeah

>>71997059
What part of non-practicing do you not understand? I grew up with a bunch of reformed jews and they all ate pepperoni pizza and bacon and shit.

>>71997430
Huh, I also see Watson and Bubba.

>>71997430
https://youtooz.com/products/doggg
Wives collabing.

>>71997132
Dang I was looking for this thing for like a year now so long I stopped looking and kind of forgot about it. Thank you

>>71997251
I will never believe in a god, even if I wanted to. Besides, I only want one Gura, the real one.

>>71997430
I guess I'll have to get one of these too

>>71997286
get that checked, it might be damaged

>>71997927
I'll try the Gura method first and just ignore it and hope it gets better for like a week. (I don't think it's bad, just hurt a lot in the moment.)

>>71997167
She knew hava nagila and planned the fart tuba for it.
She's probably the one who suggested holocast as a joke.
The only people that like jew jokes more than nazis are jews themselves.

>>71997786
taiwan offcollab for sure for real

>>71998035
Ame did call into Gura's birthday from what sounded like a hotel bathroom.

PapaShark is white and owns guns. 100% chance papashark called joe biden a pedo in front of Gura

>>71998023
>She knew hava nagila
dood, who doesn't, I swear it was even on cartoons when I was a kid
>holo cast joke
now you're reaching

>>71998091
>into Gura's birthday
Into Fauna's birthday* sorry, my brain is off tonight.

>>71998094
based if true

>>71997607
Fuck off (((Satan))), the thread has consistently shown itself to be either pro-Christian or, in one agnosticbud's case, at least welcoming of Christian Gura-posting due to liking the trad farmgirl rrats
Wanna cry about it? Go to Reddit

>>71998094
>call joe biden a pedo in front of your daughter
>said daughter is a lolicon
Oh the irony

>>71998091
>Gura's birthday
anyway, Ame is traveling. Every day that neither of them are back home just makes it more likely that they are currently together

>>71998094
Based MAGAlodon, I would kneel

>>71997405
Is this a joke?
Do you have any idea how often she just shows up somewhere and doesn't bother announcing it on twitter ahead of time? Are you really trying to pretend that she gives us warning herself when she's going to be part of a collab? Who the fuck are you trying to fool, you shit-eating asshat? /ggg/ is the ONLY place that reliably talks about when she's going to be in something. Not even the hololive main account mentions everything.
Get the fuck out of here.

>>71998305
>MAGAlodon
KEK, nice one

Anyone here got her 1/7 scale? Thinking of picking it up while there's some stock left.

>>71998239
where is ame traveling anyway?

>>71996464
It would sell as well as everything she else she’s marketed. Conversion would be harder

>>71998516
Yeah, me.

>>71998516
no, and I don't regret cancelling my figure.

>>71997709
I’ll be honest. The optics on this aren’t great.

>>71998583
She didn't say. In the absence of any other info, Taipei with Gura is actually the most likely answer.

>>71998168
Do you know what birthright is?

>>71997902
I can’t believe someone saved this. I’m honored chumbie

>>71998516
is it still in stock? might go for it

>>71998516
Mine is in shipping.

>>71998190
nta. I don't believe myself, but I'd much prefer it if more people became christians instead of following pisslam or the cult of the woke.

>>71998756
a really shitty fire emblem

>>71998799
yes, there really were cancellations during the, you know
as a result there are some currently up for grabs, as in buy it and have it shipped right now because they're made and ready, check amiami

>>71998168
The funniest part about the holocast joke was that two (possibly even three) of the four of them are jewish.

MY wife

>>71998721
hope so then, gura needs good friends like ammmmmmmmmmmmmme

reaching really hard now

>>71999084

>>71998799
Amiami is still selling it
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=FIGURE-150839

>>71998487
Why thank you, I'm rather proud of it myself lol

>>71998516
yeah, its alright

>>71998949
>>71999242
thanks, but seesh that's too much for a single figurine for me, specially with shipping, eh cheaper merch is releasing everyday I'll leave another anon to take it

If Gura is jewish, why are the shark family into baseball? Jews like basketball, not baseball.
>papashark is into nascar and baseball
>stopped watching basedball over the blm shit
no way is papashark a jew

It’s been a few days, and schizos still try to force the thread about Gura into a thread about anybody else.

>>71998893
Such sentiments are growing increasingly common in the West from what I can see, which I take as a good sign
Just know that the door of the church is always open, chumbie - I shall be praying tonight for the Lord to make His face to smile upon you, and on Gura

>>71997430
FINALLY A GURA FUNKO POP
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS

>>71999976

>>71999976
... why?

>>71999649
>Jews claiming all the cool gentiles for themselves
>While siccing the ADL on anyone naming the cryptojews running globohomo
Classic Jew op, sasuga

>>71999654
There was a botted stream tonight and some schizo tried to make like Gura had personally lost something cause of it. It's the weirdest shit. They try to start drama with the other EN groups too. Been like this since the Niji stuff cooled down.

>>71999908
>>71998893
Don’t wanna turn this into /pol/ but it seems like the rampant “progressivism” is somewhat back firing which makes me feel kinda relieved
Genuinely still worry that gen z and onward are to be screwed though

>>72000485
>Genuinely still worry that gen z onward are to be screwed though
At the very least Gura clearly isn't infected, let that give you a bit of solace

>>72000319
Yeah, I saw that on my YouTube page. Kinda weird seeing an EN that averages 8-12k suddenly have 43k watching a getting over it 2.0.

A lot of people are in for a rude awakening this year lol

>>72001288
ogey

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

not gura
I LOVE READING!!

>>72001585
i'd hope she has a fuzzy pair of socks like this

>>71998190
Japanese are not christian. You don't have to be christian to be trad or not give a shit about woke trannies.
Your god shit is annoying. You're like that one spic that spams streams with jesus shit on all the holo girls' channels.
Kill yourself. I bet you aren't even white. You're probably some latrino retard who dropped out of school and clings to religion because you have nothing else in your pathetic retarded life.

>>71998516
I canceled my order months ago after she pretended we no longer existed during her 5 months break.

am I seeing things or did our cuckposter get baited into some /r/atheism debate
that's kinda funny

while antis raged and seethed, i goomed. though i nearly took too long and started going soft so i imagined gura standing over me fapping herself until she squirted, and just decided to piss all over my face while giggling to herself. shot ropes, and a bit of jelly too. faptime 1:43:22.

>>72001807
now type that without crying all over your keyboard, anti. S to Spit.

>>71999649
Jews aren't a monolith. You think Tomar from oneyplays gives a shit about BLM?

Nerissa talks about meeting Gura.
https://youtu.be/ly36Zb726YM?si=NF0fQeLddAN7OJ7F

>>72001689
I'd be surprised if she didn't. We know she has cute frilly socks at least.

>>72001689
Yeah the yellow socks, remember?

>>72002017

>>71999649
Do your reps
>>71998756

TLDR did i miss anything?

>>72001980
what a fucking lie.

>>72002242
not much some mentions here and there

>>72002242
Nothing worth reading. Except this, maybe.
>>72002017

>>72002017
My cute short sharkwife...

>>72002329
nothing important then
>>72002338
thanks, gonna watch it now

>>72002118
Oh yeah, of course.

I want to sexually bully and ryona this masturbation meat T u T

>>72002242
gurame youtooz

>>72002396
she got them when she got the peach i think? peach sniffa sniffa. it's fun to imagine her doing skids on wooden floors with her floofy socks.

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>72002017
>>72002138
Samefag

>>72002118
I have a pair of those too, cause I wanted the peach
No I don't wear them

>>72001973

>>72002509
Yes, it came as part of a kit of Animal Crossing merch. I bought one myself. Sadly the scent has faded from my peach. I was surprised because it was so strong when I first got it.

>>72001807
Your ass couldn't afford the 1/7 figure anyways.

>>72002509
sniffa indeed, i could imagine how cute looks wearing them

>>72002666
Hes the anon with 300 billion in his bank account

>>72002581
The ones I got I just held and felt them and imagined they were Gura's... Couldn't wear them even if I wanted to, I have huge feet

>>72002619
i regret not buying it. those socks would be standing by themselves by now. her sniffing the peach gave me quite the boner.

can't have all these mentions without the soundpost

>>71998516
no but i might grab it when i am no longer a poorfag

>>72002666
I spent the same amount of money on fes tickets. Keep being mad though, I guess.

>>72002779
thank you, i need to hear that. The tone of her voice on that last "It smells so good" activates my almonds. she's so cute.

>>72002728
I wonder if she ever used the blanket too

>>72002779
you can hear her nostrils touching the peach, as the air rushes into them. It's almost as if her nose is actually touching you. Imagine her hungrily sniffing you like this and giggling... she'd probably be surprised at how stinky pp's are...

>>72002415

I was busy, did anything happen? Seems like a lot of posts for a pretty short amount of time.

>>>/news/1280235

>>72003051
That's exactly what I imagined right after this moment

>>72002017
I'm surprised this wasn't talked about. I checked last thread and this thread before posting it.

>>72003157

>>72003148
some anti got mad and cried because he had nothing to anti about, i goomed, and now we talking about her socks and smelly peach.

>>72003279
gura made the news

>>72003258
>last thread
That clip is from 5 mintutes ago from a stream that started 2 hours ago and just ended.

>>72003258
beautiful eyes, and smiling all the time, super shy but happy and friendly. the could not be a more perfect being in this universe. liking gura has just been 3 years of constant confirmation bias being triggered, like yes, i did choose the right oshi.

>>72002455
this is like funko thingy right?

>>72003300
Fun. Thanks for the qrd.
So anyway, I LOVE GURA!

>>72003432
And yet those smiles are always for someone else.

>>72003385
Usually if someone mentions Gura on stream it's posted here within 5 or 10 minutes. If they're not watching it, they get it from global. Calm down fag

>>72003858
>>1
Verification not required.

Cuckposts imply IRL relationships and are therefor bannable.

>>72003917
Are you saying you're Nerissa, retard?
Not sure what that has to do with rule 1.

>>72004137
>go on illegal site
>cuckposts and beggers are all brown
>they get mad at you for saying posts smell like curry

Hey Chumbuds, do any of you have that clip of Gura snapping at chat for being called drunk?

>>72004137
How is saying that she smiles for people who aren't you cuckposting, cock obsessed faggot? Did you even watch the clip, you fucking nog?

>>72004159
They're implying an IRL relationship which is clearly against the rules in >>1. They're not implying Nerissa. Also girls can't cuck guys, because lesbian sex isn't real sex. I wouldn't mind Gura sucking the milk out of rissa's titties. But cuckposting is fucking cringe and bannable. If enough people report and hide, (and the jannies do their job) the problem goes away.

>>72004463

>>72004335
They weren't talking about nerissa. They know exactly who they were talking about. vagueposting won't save them. It's time all cucks were thrown out of /vt/ altogether.

>>72003917
>>72004137
>>72004223
>>72004406
>>72004535
NTA, but you're the only one bringing up cuck shit. The clip was Nerissa talking about her smiling and waving at her and Fuwamoco. You then cited >>1 because you're implying that he meant a boyfriend or something.
All he said was she doesn't smile for you, which is true because she doesn't stream.

>>72004535
>They know exactly who they were talking about.
Lmao, now (You) really are the only cuckposter. It seems you even have someone in mind. Go ahead, share with the class. Who was
>he
talking about, faggot?

>>72004607
i know what you're doing. eat a bag of dicks cuck.

>>72004463
That's a child wearing a costume.

>>72004748
Meds, NOW.

>>72004748
I'd like to rub this dino

>>72004535
Lmao, imagine being this rent free. I was talking about how everyone says she smiles a bunch, but it's hardly ever for us. We only get her smiles second hand because she's never around.
Kill yourself, cucknigger.

>>72004748
dino gura is real

>>72004716
talk about projection, sheesh.

This thread smells stinky

>>72004917
But not the good kind like Gura

>>72004846
There's a reason she doesn't smile for you, because you're a shit person that nobody likes. Even someone as beautiful and kind as Gura has no smile for you. None of her affection is for you, because you are an anti, and a miserable crying faggot. WAAAAAAH GURA DOESN'T SMILE FOR ME... WAAAAAH,. Grow some fucking balls you pussy.

>>72004901
projection cope is a tactic trannies and progressive limpwristed faggot pussies use, and it won't work here. 41% yourself.

>>72005010
I think it's time to take a break, anon. You seem really upset.
You'll get to see Gura smile again when she streams again a month from now. But until then, you'll just have to make do hearing about her smiles from the people she actually cares about and smiles for.

>>72004846
Gura so rent free in your head, that you hate her so much, that you hang out in this thread for fucking years, just to shit on her. This is beyond rent free, it's a fucking obsession and it's fucking cringe. Stop embarrassing yourself. Either love gura or fuck off.

Hurry up and kith already!

>>72005094
Anon. I wasn't even the one who wrote that post saying she doesn't smile for you. And you still said that I was cuckposting. That's projection. There's no other word for it. Sorry, but you've become the tranny that you so fear.

>>72005182
How can someone hate an innocent young girl this fucking much?? It's laughable. Don't you have your own oshi to go appreciate or something. Why not go horny post in her thread instead. Hornyposting and lustposting is much more fun than the shit you're trying to pull. You're just making yourself miserable. You only live once, and you spend your life doing this? the fuck?

Gura is a real shark.

>>72005346
That's a penis

>>72005277
Then butt out of shit that is none of your fucking business, you nosey faggot.

If I say "she's definitely smiling for HIM right now", will you get angry and give me (You)s too?
Pwease?

I want a (You)

>>72005421
Pls don't say that. She hates that stupid hat because of it.

i'll give you (you)'s if you help me report cuckfaggots that are doxxing and breaking the rules. I'll also give you a (you) if you make me another coffee. White and one.

>>72005541
Here (You) go

>>72005331
You don't even know who you're angry at anymore. I'm not the person you were calling the cuckposter.
I love Gura more than anything, but I've accepted she just doesn't give a shit about us. But that doesn't mean I have to enjoy that she cares so little that she can't even stream more than 15 times in the last 217 days.
She isn't going to stream again soon. It's obvious. She has no reason to. You're a braindead retard celebrating her smiling for others though, especially when we don't ever get to see her. That much I agree with him on.

If I built a star trek style teleporter, and teleported Gura into my bedroom and sniffed her bum, would I really be sniffing her bum, or would I be sniffing her clone's bum?

>>72005684
You've still yet to explain how me saying she smiles for anyone but you is cuckposting and breaking the rules.
You're just abusing the report function because I hurt your little faggy feelings.

>>72005925
her clone's and you would kill the real Gura, you monster!

>>72005842
I'm happy when she smiles for other girls, and she also smiled during the twitter space, you could hear it in her voice, hear her talking through her nervous shy smile. I just don't get why you hate her so much. She could not stream for a million years and i'd still white knight her till my dying breathe. You just need to admit that you hate her and either just fuck off forever, or change your attitude and give her the love she deserves. But if you gonna disrespect her, then i'd deck you on the spot.

>>72005925
According to Riker, it would be her clone with all her memories, but she herself would be dead.

>>72006006
you use vagueposting as a crutch to say "Nuh-uh i didn't cuckpost, you did." Typical underhanded subversive bullshit. You know what you did. I know what you did. You just hate her, admit it. Admit that you've spent years in this thread, hating on an innocent girl. For what? What's that get you? Doesn't it make you miserable?

>>72006154
I too am really happy when she spends all her time with other people and not us, fellow chumbud.
Just imagining it is giving me tingles... down under, right aussie bud?
If only there was a word for someone like us who like seeing those we love always have more fun with and get closer to people other than ourselves...

Gura spends every night in bed with me. Sorry you guys had to learn like this.

>>72006653
you can't be cucked by girls. why do you feel like this, when you haven't actually been cucked?

You know, I really don’t think Gura gives 1 millionth as much of a fuck about casual frequent streaming content as many of you people do, and at some point you just need to come to terms with that. It isn’t going to change just because you’re mad she doesn’t really care about the same things you do. That’s basically the root of every single seethepost and it’s pretty retarded.

Like the sands in an hour glass,
So too are the days of our lives.

>>72005541

I want to teach her how to squirt.

>>72005541
nyo

>>72006727
>gura doesn't give a fuck about wanting to see you or spend time with you
Wow. gee, thanks, anon. Is this your attempt to make everyone feel better about that?

Child