/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

KIARA LOVE

>>71968857

>Shiori discussing sexuality of historical figures

>>71968880
LOVE & LUST

I love Ina!

wawa

why is she like this

Shiori is very cute and deranged today.

My Ina!

shiori made eurobants on topic again

>Shiori's Charlemagne impression
>Yippee ki yay

marmalade and sugar step, peanuts and bitter song

>>71968916
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

I learned more about Charlemagne from Fate than I ever did in class

What the FUCK is Shiori talking about?

Shiori discussing history is fucking dangerous.

I tuned in thinking that maybe Shiori playing a game I enjoy watching would help me tolerate her more, but 5 minutes in and I'm getting filtered.

I'm sorry for calling deadbeats smelly, please don't rig IRyS poll

>>71968916
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

thoughts?

Shiorisu collab doko?

I don't care much for Kiara.

Why is she like this

You are welcome

cover intern here
the big reveal of fauna's birthday will be that it's streamed from our new LA office. we have some cool tech to demo!

First time watching Shiori
She sure can yap.

>>71968916
Cuuuuute

>>71968916
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>71968938
I learned about Charlamagne from Eternal Darkness.

>>71968948
Joke's on you for thinking she'd actually play the game

>>71968916

The fact that Shiori's on-screen chat is cut off on the left annoys me more than it should.

>>71968966

Shiori!?

>>71968975
the LA office isn't ready until late August

>>71968934
cute

>>71968997
based
holo eternal darkness playthrough never ever

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
>The collapse translated this energy into a wave of molasses 25 ft (8 m) high at its peak, moving at 35 mph (56 km/h).

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770519366309937628
>Faunjoubi2024
>read that as Faunajob

>>71968981
literally the yappiest EN in her solo streams
she could rival Koyori

im going to SMELL Shiori's hair
>>71968942
"there is a theory that there are 0 people that know what shiori is talking about" -jp bro

>>71969019
Kiara soundposts fill me hope and give me purpose

>what if it happened in florida?
SHIORI
WHAT THE _FUCK_ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING?

>>71969019

>>71969039
damn that's pretty fast actually

Bae a cute.

>>71968857
I can get behind this

>>71968975
The LA office is just a post office anon.

>>71969015
it is also really tiny

FAUNA CUTE

>do you think the oompa loompuhs were happy?

>>71968857
vagina bones are an underrated fetish

I want Shiori to collab with Nerissa and Reine

>>71968857
Ina's hips are slutty

>>71969039
Imagine dying from that when you could just eat the molasses

>>71969101
uwaa

>>71969106
one must imagine them so

wahwah

>>71969019
based wawa

tired of living, but too scared of death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNvhevpk8I

shiori...

>>71969039
>Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage [...] Here and there struggled a form—whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was [...] Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensnared. Human beings—men and women—suffered likewise.
genuinely terrifying

>>71969106
Does it look happy?

>>71969045
I'm exhausted just listening and I've barely understood a thing

>>71969142
cuuuuuuttteeeee

oh hey
looks like matsuri covered another menhera song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL6Gw0hw6U8

>>71969019
Kek she always has high tier soundposts

>>71968975
Fauna is quantum streaming from the WHS?

>>71969151
join the club. just mindlessly click on the next clip like the rest of us

Shiori and IRyS should have a "yume vs fujo" stream. And then another one with Ame

>Shiori thought her tangents made logical sense to begin with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ

>>71968948
she was funny in the biboo collab. maybe it's best to stick to zatsu games

>>71969170
Basically human sticky traps

>>71969170
Yorick is the embodiment of the tortured souls who died struggling in goopy molasses.

wha is the stanley parable about?

>>71969044
she's giving me a faunjob right now

>>71969231
Shiori is a yumefujo

>>71969045
Here you go novelites.

>>71969226
you losers are nothing like me

>>71969246
more like plappy plaptime with my slutRyS

>>71968892
Shiohands
My mouth
Now

https://twitter.com/ringsel1/status/1770900961067925709
New ass

What was the weirdest, most fever-dream-like hololive stream ever?

>>71969238
shiori's stream of consciousness style of chatting is similar to AI streamers but w/o the occasional extreme WTF factor when they go way off the rails. so she ends up being really boring

>>71969258
Everything and nothing

>>71969142
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fw8R9DkMhQ
The best option won, 11 hour endurance of puzzles stream today

>>71969309
what drives this man

>>71968981

No one told me about these Wawa sex moves, also I need more angles there cameraman

>>71969258
It’s about something?

Shiori's mind is a fucking mystery to me. What goes in in there?

>>71969321
this anon doens't know how to tell people and robots apart

>>71969142
im scared

Ninomae Ina'nis

>>71969350
she looks like she's weak to anal

>>71969327
FUCK I wanted climbing...

https://litter.catbox.moe/0h0nmf.jpg

>16 plates of sushi
>a bowl of udon
>3 plates of dessert
why is kronii like this?

>>71969315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGe2t08uqRw hands down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3egfsyu1Xc would be my next pick.
Ame's first Armando stream was also a trip.

>>71969309
My dick! I hope still draws Sana itd be a crime not to draw that chocolate ass

>>71969362
Her hips have a life of their own. It's a separate entity at this point

>>71969419
>pregnat

I have never seen someone that is such a stream of random consciousness as this woman, holy shit.

Lapsama my friend

ievan polkka mention

>>71969315
remember Kiara's Skyward Sword grand finale?
Watching it live, from start to finish was so entertaining and dramatic.
Many couldn't write a better script if they tried.

fauna cute

How is Nerissa taking the news?

>>71969315

>>71969315
Everyone else is disqualified because they didn't have an actual fever

...how did we get to finnish people again?

Shiori is going to beat me up

Shiori's streams always make me nervous. I awlays feel like we're on the verge of the final yab whenever I watch her.

>I that's your people or maybe it's a different kind of people
Shiori?????

>>71969315
That Mario Kart stream where Kiara was drugged
that or when she was taking talking points from AI

Why is Ina ignoring Fauna's birthday while wishing Suisei a happy birthday?

Yodeling mountain people in the mountains of SVIDEN

>>71969509
I'm right here

>>71969509
...mountain people

I miss Ayamefriend.

>>71969362
Kiara and Chloe's performance was amazing. Chloe's sexy voice while singing in english and Kiara going full Pop diva was peak

>>71969518
kek

lol shiori

>>71969496
Someone needs to make her play Divinity Original Sin to cope

hey man

>>71969315
i think it was an outer wilds stream where ame got mad at backseaters and either streamed a black screen or when offline for literally hours before coming back with progress.
a lot of ame streams are fever-dream-like and clipping it doesn't do it justice.

>>71969544
https://youtu.be/NdPuROWBoGU?t=6666

>>71969315
The sockpuppet stream, any other answer is wrong

is it just me or is shiori yappier than usual today?

>>71969536
We're not your kind of people.

what the heck is a mountain dress?

>>71969560
She hates us...

>>71969597
hanging out with her girlies yesterday has her in a good mood

Shiori is cuter than usual

Is this racist?

>>71969622
I think she's thinking of dirndls

Shiori what the fuck are you talking about?

Shiori....

Goat of the year.

>>71969622
We'll a-dress that later.

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770895270705795225
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770895270705795225
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1770895270705795225
FAUNA SOON

>>71969597
She isn't paying any attention to the game so there isn't anything to react to

is Shiori retarded

>goat
>game of the year

shiori?

>GOAT
>Game Of The Year

>I thought GOTY was GOAT
Shiori??????

>>71969315
The first members sockpuppet stream

>>71969622
I'm 99% sure she means a dirndl

>you'll have to british some udder time

Goatee of the year

>>71969362
hot

>>71969701
You could've just posted Kiara.

>game about listening to the narratorr
>talk over all of it
Tangents are fun, but why even play this game?

>>71969315
I think this took the crown, especially since it wasn't planned and Mori actually was sick so her brain wasn't right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGe2t08uqRw

Kiara's Yapping is like a marathon.
Shiori's Yapping is like a sprint.

>>71969583
Oh, there was also that Minecraft stream where she was so mad at the game and barely spoke and you were stuck with the sound of the ennemies saying Otsu

After carefully reviewing all the evidence, I have concluded that Nerissa is extremely straight and I have no idea how anyone could have taken her blatantly unserious yuri baiting as anything other than fanservice. She's so straight she doesn't even seem to take the idea of being attracted to women as a serious or real thing. What the fuck were people talking about.

>>71969583
Yeah she killed the stream but didn't "end" it. I waited hours playing a game on my other monitor instead of sleeping because I was (correctly) confident that she would come back.

My brain feels like it's in a blender right now.

who's gonna dogma

>>71969732
everyone has heard all al this narration like 50 times over by now

>>71969315
FBK digging a hole
Honourable mention to Coco attempting to stream while out of her mind on sleeping pills, but accidentally saving it as a video instead, then streaming a watchalong of the highlights the next day

Fauna is 1 year older and 1 year sexier
I can't wait until she becomes a hag

>>71969362

Can't wait for this bitch to talk over lord of the rings. Why don't Novelites tell her to shut the fuck up?

>>71969315
gura vacuuming sand in silence for 20 minutes was pretty silly

>>71969783
I can feel neurons dying

>>71969795
I tuned in because I want to see Shiori's reaction to the Stanley Parable. I don't care about hearing it, I care about her hearing it and understanding whats going on, so I can see what she thinks of it.

>>71969828
the novelites who want her to shut up gave up a month or two in

HENMAMA LOVE

>>71969828
>muh gameplay

>>71969828
But I watch for the yapps.

>the narrator is like henmama

>kayfabe

>>71969315
a lot minecraft arcs
gura hunting kouhais for senpai tax
kronii vs fauna war

>>71969814
>spoiler

>>71969828
nierfag......

>management is just kayfabe
Now that's a rrat

>>71969399
I feel like you're weak to anal too

Shiori is not real...

>>71969869
let's pretend this wasn't Kiara. Abe Rios is right on this one

>>71969855
>open Shiori stream
>"damn this bitch yapping frfr"
>keep Shiori stream open

>>71969828
>now I understand how nierfags felt

>>71969886
kek

>>71969583
this is so fucking GFE

>>71969917
Shiori was the rrat maker all along!

It's funny to me that she saw that powerpoint slide at the beginning of the stream that said "just shut up" and even said "that actually sounds like a good idea", and then proceeded to talk until she was blue in the mouth

Shiori... what?

wtf shiori kek

What the fuck is Shiori saying?

>>71969759
yuriniggers are delusional, news at 11

>>71969944
food>gaymes

I CAN'T TAKE THE YAPPING ANYMORE I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE

>>71969885
Then why even play games? Just do zatsudans.

>>71969986
>blue in the mouth
the expression is "blue in the face", anon

>>71969986
that means she does not need to improve her relationship with her coworkers!

>>71969994
>>71969999
>>71970004

I am so confused.

>the girls were exchanging info on an app last night
>wouldn't say what app
rrats?

>>71970004
I am watching stream from the start but I still have no idea

i think shiori sees the narrator talking as a challenge and is talking over him as a dominance display

>>71970060
Not if you're a brit

>>71969315
I dont think its the most weird but remembering Gura's Jump King always reminds me of how fucked up she is

>management isn't real
>talents aren't real
...who is real at this point?

What the fuck is Shiori talking about?

>>71969315
the first few VRChat streams like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZghtnL3y3k
because no one knew what to expect yet
so much myth magic happened that stream

>>71969969
Why don't they collab more? This stream was very fun.

Shiori ...

>>71970071
LINE

>>71970071
a certain liberarian wanted to use telegram.

>>71970060
Robochi has a cute mouth

WTF IS SHE TALKING ABOUT

SHIORI HAS A GUN

On day I want to try to do a mind mapping of her brain. Just to understand how she jumps from a to b to c...

Shiori...

nigga!!!! what the fuck is she talking about!!!!

>>71970071
grindr

>>71970096
only Shiori is real, everyone else is just voices in her head

>>71970099
WASD

>>71970096
I only know I am real

Where in the fuck did Cover find Shiori?

>Bizarro shiori is just fauna

Watching Shiori try and tangent her way through a story game like

Shiori Meekvella would not be able to say no to Nerissa's advances

Kiara should do a watchalong of Shiori's LotR watchalong

>>71970048
She almost never does zatsus. Pure zatsus. She thinks she has nothing to talk about and that people would be bored of her if they don't have something to look at on the screen.

>>71970126
but is it blue?

>if I fall through a crack
>a booty crack

Man I love Shiori.

Just a little over a day until the LOTR watchalong

Have the Holos and anons been cute today?

Shiori fucking HATES hippies

>>71970155
In a prison same with all of advent cmon dude.

>>71970208

>>71970208
The Holos yes, the anons nope.

ITALIANBROS STAY DOWN

>>71970182
I fucking love schizo riker.
He's the best

i want ina to fist my prostate

>>71970145
Anon... got some bad news for you...

>>71970155
she's the veteran hire, she has more vtubing experience than kizuna ai
the fact that she never managed to find success before hololive is kind of weird though

>"true love is when you can both sit in silence and not feel uncomfortable"
Shiori...

ITALIANS MENTION

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT

Now I know why Shiorin's style sounds familiar, it's like I'm watching an episode of Southpark but as a streamer.

>>71970207
You KNOW she's going to ship Frodo and Sam right?

Could you fix shiori?

>>71970250
She's right you know

>>71970208
Shiori is melting my brain.

>>71970261
There would way more swearing and racism for this to be true.

>>71970261
wtf are you talking about?
Southpark? What?

>>71970261
Even the most non-sensical episode in South Park make more sense.

>>71969822
Whoa nelly...

>>71970290
Shiori is a yume, not a fujo.

>>71970290
who doesn't?

>>71970237
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71970294
Or will she break you before you can fix her ?

I think Shiori should play Nier next

>>71970250
I'm saying she'll never find love until she learns to shut up

>>71970294
She doesn't need any fixing, she's perfect just the way she is.
Not a chance in hell.

>>71970294
there is nothing to fix.
She's already perfect

>>71970339
SHE PROMISED

>>71970339
could you even imagine

>>71969727
Why?

>>71969362
I get the serving cunt thingy now.

>>71970294
yeah and it wouldn't be very hard

Kaela and Shiori should have a 1 on 1 collab of just talking to each other

>>71970294
Give me an ice pick and $50.

what?

>>71970339
bro.....

What the fuck ???

>hey hey hey, fat albert here

>>71970111
They both have terminal can't ask for collab autism. Despite both of them saying they'd collab in RE5 multiple times it never happened..

Shiori talking about trannies again

>>71970368
because Kiara has a dirndl you dummy

i like it when shiori says imposseeblay, thankfully she does it literally almost every stream

Why is she so obsessed with hiring people to stream for her

>>71970294
I will.

>>71970393
That would just be Shiori monologuing

Shiori wtf are you talking about

we aren't off the rails anymore. rails never existed

Shiori wants to be a tranny.

I think Shiori smokes too much weed

I will shitpost about Shiori’s LOTR watchalong being better than Kiara’s and you can’t stop me.

trannyvela...

fucking kigs mention

is any of this real anons ?

>>71970446
Yeah, with me.

I'm scared

>Shiori is going to be the first Kig Holo

>>71969454
Isn't it great?

>>71970261
It’s closer to family guy, just constantly jumping to cutaway tangents

>>71970071
definitely linked in

kigs mention

>>71970393
Shiori would talk some esoteric shit and Kaela would just make random ass noises in the background

>>71970417
Who cares?

booty gang?

>>71970478
you should stop smoking so much, kronii.
youre a bad influence

>What's up booty gang? Here in the ol' ye wild
What even is period English slang anymore

>>71970502
This shit is demonic.

>>71970514
MY DIIIIIIICK

>>71970393
how would shiori react to kaela telling her to get some help?

Rick and Morty mention!

RICK AND MORTY MENTION

>>71970448
watchalongs can't be better or worse than one another. you either enjoy the company of the person you're watching with or don't. my oshi can watch the same movie as me silently w/o commentary and that would be enough for me.

Where the fuck are all of you when Kiara is on at this hour?

>You know this Rick and Morty episode
How does she manage to talk about R&M every single fucking stream?

>>71970502
Towa looks decent

TELETUBBIES WITH TITS

So the guests for Fauna's stream are Biboo, Shiori, Nerissa, FWMC and Mumei again, right???

>>71970575
watching kiara of course

You need the same mindset as Shiori to understand Rick and Morty

>>71970247
they were filtered, not that i can blame them, but it's too bad they didn't stick around long enough for the brain's defenses to shut down so you can let her inside you

>>71970495

>>71970575
chicken voice HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71970155
schizos R me

Shiori behaves just like my 16-years-old autistic cousin
I can't believe she's not a zoomer, I know she's probably a millennial but she only speaks in internet humor and autistic simplifications of reality
anyway I like her a lot but sometimes I want to punch her

>>71970575
>Kiara got 5k yesterday
>Shiori got 5k today
What do you mean?

>yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
Unironically peak Vtuber content

>>71970575
touching myself to kiara

>>71970575
I usually watched my EU chuuba oshi around this time but she graduated.

>>71970575
The thread is dead as fuck, a better question to ask would be where is everyone?

>>71970575
This >>71970631

>>71970572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCyyK-Z1xGo

Mari-nee

>>71970575
Gooning to Kiara AI while listening to Kiara

>>71970575
This is a fraction of what Kiara got playing this game

>what's happening? I wasn't paying attention

THE GIST
FUCK YEAH
PRONOUCE IT THE "G"OOD WAY.
FUCK THE VOICED PALATO-AVEOLAR AFFRICATE

Portujeez

>>71970522
Ok random loser, I'll take your advice and switch to edibles.

>>71970145
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED

>>71970646
Meanwhile I earned peanuts

>>71970685
port u geese

Did shiori pass her audition through the sheer power of her yapping?

>>71970575
KFP likes to spam the thraeds, what else is new?
I'm comfy

>>71969562
Same

>>71970646
>shiori playing a buff game is kiara-tier
grim

>salman
Based

salman

I'm part of the Bootygang, are you?

Why does she keep saying Booty Gang?

>>71970683
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>71970575
if Kiara was streaming this thread would be moving way faster desu

>>71970737
based

>>71970715
Probably, she has no talents and her voice is awful

EBONICS MENTION

I don’t think Shiori is talking in Shakespearen.

>ebonics

EBONICS?!?

>>71970718
kino

>ebonics? is that a real thing?
>...
>OH

>>71970737
Based

>>71969362
camera man was having a hard time

>>71970759
Her talent is yapping, retard.

JUST LIKE SUBLIMINAL

I'm not a part of the booty gang, Shiori. Please stop.

I'm sorry how did Shiori end up talking about ebonics???

>>71969496
FUCK I WAS WAITING FOR MORE SUBCLASSES MOTHERFUCKER I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF AN EVIL PLAYTHROUGH FOR MONTHS

Shiori, Kaela, and Chloe should have been cunnies...

>>71969142
she probably gives you the sloppiest blowjob

>>71970761
pinching Shiori's darling buds of May...

>>71970646
>Warhammer 40k

>mfw I've been listening to Shiori yap away for more than an hour now
I know I am not alone

>>71970787
Not very good at it desu

>days since Shiori has been racist: _

>literally no one, not even Fauna, is playing Minecraft anymore
Rrats? You think they lost MC perms? Something's a foot here

>>71969362
Kiara si te veo te culeo

My brain has left my body

Shiori's mic is scratchy. But not like it needs a pop filter, it's like feedback or something.

>Ame gave a star stone to Kaela, Anya and Zeta
>The only way to contact Ame is to invite her to eat
Why is she giving star stones to everyone?? Is she becoming a fat fuck too???...

Shiori is unironically my "things to listen to while driving" Holo.
And I like that just fine.

>>71970874
It’s boring.

is shiori buzzing for anyone else?

>>71970808
>talking about word pronounciation
>mentions Shakespeare
>starts wondering if there are online converters for {random Shiori impression of ebonics}
>chat mentions that stuff is called ebonics
(you) are here

Ok, this is the first time i see this ending

>>71969560
>came back for a couple weeks prior to fes
>immediately dipped when it's over
hey wait a minute, that's not ayamefriend, that's

Novelites have been renamed to Booty Gang

>>71970874
shit game

>>71970835
YO MAMA SÆD THE SÆM THING ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE TOO NIÆGGAAAAA

Damn Kaela accidently streamed for 6.5 hours again

>>71970886
>>71970899
its part of her charm