/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!;

sex with gura

gumba my love

"GURA-RARARARAAA!!"
--flailing around with blue light sticks--

BOOBA

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>71951751
samen

Child

Gurass

>>71951622
That's a nice Booba Gura

suddenly these food franchises realize having a cute fish girl promote the food is actually effective af

>>71952083
It all started with the Taco Bell sponsorship, man i remember being mind blown when she put up the frame.

>>71952406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuIDDWQlUWg&t=2950s

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Guritto

>>71952654
I regret not buying one.

>>71952654
mine hasn't even shipped yet

I want to sexually bully Gura for all the ghosting

>>71952654
Run anon it's breaking out the containment!

Holy SHIT! So that's how they won the franchise wars.

>>71953725
Shit, what movie was that again?

>>71953830
Demolition Man

where is mr krabs?

Can one of you piggies ask Gura if she tried Shirako?

>>71954083
yeah, mine

>>71952565
I like when she said ASMR in that voice, got me feeling things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuIDDWQlUWg&t=31m10s

Sex with a fembud.

I'm in love with this girl who pretends to be a shark!

>>71954229
I love Gura sticking her mouth on me

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Shitheads

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

Good morning Chumbies

>>71952406
>>71952565
Tiktok stars, rappers, and woke trash had a huge uptick of collabs with other fast food establishments as well as businesses in general at the same time. Ended up cutting off her chance to enter the mainstream. At this point you could look at it as a blessing

>>71952083
To be fair Gura wasn’t the first they’ve had other vtubers as well as holos doing work like this. They’ve only just now learned that there’s levels to this and Gura is near the peak. It’s actually crazy that she did this well despite a huge portion of her audience still not knowing about it.

>>71955988
Is this a combination of gura and the penguin fembud, or is this an actual vtuber?

Okayu and Kiara got her a date with Korone... next year

How many more days will Gura be pleasing the Taiwanese businessmen for?

Goob morning retards

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>>71957515
No

Does anyone else take pleasure in knowing that despite Gura not having streamed in 40 days, Vox has not streamed for twice as long?

>>71957609
Who? Go the fuck back.

who?
plenty of indies dont stream for years retard

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know who that was

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>71956589
I saw it on the catalog, who said that? The dogo?

who is he talking about? an indie of some sort?

>>71957823
https://youtu.be/AWqCpP1dd1c
It was just recommended to me so I had the link on deck

>>71957823
I think he's that male VTuber who did that flip in Holofes. People keep referring to him as Mr. Koro afterall.

>>71956589
no way. this is getting complex if okayu wanted korone to befriend gura

>>71957823
>>71958031
Oh wait, maybe that was the wrong video. How embarrassing.

I just want to hear her tummy one last time...

I wonder if some chumbud can ask Gura if she interest on Music Labels . I know Many Music productions would die to get her. If she is interest to get on stage with Miku she could ask to Crypton.

>>71959183
she has 1 original song. i really dont think gura wants to be a singer. my guess is thst shes turned down many opportunities to sing and make music

>>71959506
Me on the top-middle right

>>71957117
Goob morning faggot

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>71959339
I'm sorry, I asked to a chumbud not a retard sister schizo who still seething with the youtube playbutton. Please KYS already

>>71959183
>I wonder if some chumbud can ask Gura
woah, there

>>71952654
I forgot, what is this from?

>>71956589
Could be this year if she goes back in June like she did last year.

Trying to watch all Gura live performances but my tinnitus is acting up.

>>71960789
How did you get tinnitus? Were you in the military?

>a southern girl with a scarlet draw

>>71951751
samen

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this cute little semen slut T u T

I got drunk again in the middle of the week...

>>71962473
Why are you such a loser anon?

>>71962473
If you don’t have responsibilities like work then you’re fine. If you do, then this is an issue you need to solve this sooner than later, lest you end up in a situation you can no longer resolve.

>>71960228
darkmaze? Are you back buddy?

>>71962279

Just saw that Konosuba season 3 will be out during the next anime season, finally I have something to be excited for.

>>71962732
I want to roleplay as Griffith while Gura roleplays as Casca, you can be Guts if you want and Ina can be the tentacle monster that holds her for me. :3

My oshi is an autistic retard.

...And I love it.

>>71952003
SNIFFFFF

I hate that she's saying she's busy but she's just wasting precious time in Taipei in something that most of her fans will never know about

>>71963133
No.

>>71962564
I work but I get drunk early so by the time I wake up it's fine.

>>71963629
you should be happy for her, she gets a nice vacation and she'll make a shitload of money doing so!

I wanna feel numb, but I despise the taste of alcohol. I really hate it, and I can taste it regardless of how sweet the drink is.

I don't think gura will be in faufau's stream but I'm going to watch it anyway under the assumption that Gura would be watching it if she could

>>71963826
No one likes the taste of alcohol dumbud

>>71963727
>You should be happy that we only got to see her for 15 minutes after a month and now she has another excuse not to stream

>>71963826
If you can drink coffee black then you'll be able to appreciate beer as well.

I don't watch anime or read manga anymore because I can pretty much guess what happens because of story/character tropes.

I still have japanese hobby niches that I enjoy though.

My point is that I'm like Gura and WE ARE.

20M nice

>>71964000
I just clicked on that and checked to see if there were any channels linked, and I just noticed she still has Sana's links in her stream descriptions. I thought that would be replaced by Irys or removed or something. I feel like if this is still going in a few years people will look at that and say "what the fuck is a Sana?".

>>71964272
Why is her song with Mori doing so good? It's lame as fuck

>>71963629
>a person is only busy if they’re doing something that will benefit me
Anon the word busy doesn’t actually have the specific requirements you apparently think it does

>>71964333
Shit taste (on your part).

Gura

Ura

>>71964333
Mori low voice + Gura high-pitched voice is a deadly combo, it's as if she sings with a male

>>71964583
my wife

>>71964605
UrAnus

>>71964272
Sweet Appetite having only that many views sucks, that song is a banger (for vtuber standards)

>>71964273
if it weren't for fan artists going out of their way to put references in we'd be at that point already
Gura is still sorta around and to anyone who found hololive within the past year she's probably more like some weird cryptid enigma than anything else, Sana has been gone for two

>>71964333
It's better than her new orisong that she hasn't released

>>71964038
really?
>>71964111
I don't like or drink coffee either.

>>71965058
Bae ruins the song just like mori ruined Q, i'm still waiting for someone to do the same thing they did with Q, remove the other singer and only have gura sing.

>>71965301
>Bae ruins the song
Shit taste

>>71965062
That’s accurate though, being a cryptid is Gura’s true nature

>>71965350
Sorry i prefer gura's voice instead of the rrat's, what thread are we in?

>>71965058
I think it's off-putting and doesn't fit her at all.

Tokyo wasabi lullaby deserves more views

>>71965465
Absolutely, They should let the talents upload their Honeyworks songs to their channels instead of the official holochannel, which nobody cares about.

>>71965465
Gura's ghosting killed her music career.

https://twitter.com/sYaM_illust/status/1770646426214941162

>>71965610

>>71965610
>>71965684

>>71965610
twitter stop search banning the good artists

>>71965546
It's her own fault. If she really wanted, she could have multiple albums out by now, like Mori, Kiara and Bae.

>>71965274
Yes really lol. That’s why people use chasers. You hold your breath for the shot, then chase it down with something pleasant. If you drink enough bad tasting things, you become familiar with it and it no longer tastes as bad. But it’s probably for the best you don’t like the taste of alcohol if all you want to do is get numb. Alcohol has its actual usefulness. Specifically: greasing the wheels for socializing. It’s a good drug to help you over come shyness at social events.

Hey guys, what is the Gurrito thing from? I forgot. Her birthday? Anniversary? Sorry

>>71965546
plenty of eccentric musicians out there, but i guess she doesn't want to make music other than what hololive tells her to do, simple as that

>>71965994
On her very first stream ever she said she was eating a grilled burrito but accidentally mispronounced it as a gurrito. The rest is history.

>>71965994
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an3rd

>>71965274
Maybe you’ll like lambics

I am in love with her.

What if Gura doesn’t like cheese because she is actually lactose intolerant but doesn’t realize it or does realize it deep down but doesn’t want to accept the truth? There’s also the putting water instead of milk in oatmeal and shit. Sus

>>71966907
Watch streams.

>>71967643
Why does my sharkwife look so exhausted in this

come home, chumbie

>>71968012
But I am home.

>>71968012
I could never change to Ina and I will never understand her hate for lewds...

>>71968012
I don't trust girls who've played FF14.

>>71968273
nta. why, what's the game about?

>>71968273
Gura played it too, you know
not like alot but still

I miss and love my tiny shark wife, she is very busy but i will be patient

>>71968012
I'm at work, you dope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XztUxgjAuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XztUxgjAuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XztUxgjAuI

>>71968174
she doesn't hate it, she just doesn't like it being mixed with regular content

Chumbies, I just landed myself a job for the first time in two years
I am now officially a night-shift security guard at Trump National Golf Club, The West Has Risen
How proud would Gura be of me

>>71968904
Is this the best holo Hallelujah cover?

>>71969150
that's cool. write gura a letter about itl.

>>71969266
yes

>>71968963
She tries to ignore it. But she hates seeing it. I suspect she hates it because she's a digital artist and they're frequently put on the same basket with lewd artists. Imagine reading that sakimichan is one of the best digital artists... I've seen people actually saying this.

>>71969266
Yes. It’s also the best Hololive vTuber and also the best idol and also the best girl in general.

>>71969313
>>71969361
hmm.................

>>71969266
Of course

>>71969280
Thanks chumbie, I might well do that
I might have to be discerning about what I mention though, in current year I wouldn't be surprised if the mere mention of the word "Trump" would set off the Cover censors regardless of context

>>71967643
kemono please update.

>>71969487
just say you're a security guard and don't say where dumbass

>>71969540
What part of "I might have to be discerning" and "Trump would probably be censored regardless of context" did you not understand, slowbud?

>>71968904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LStohv3UtwM
I liked the one she did in this stream better. I think she did a lower key for the whole song which I think fits it better

Is Gura a butt slut or a gut slut?

I like it when 2 chumbuds call each other dumb. I think it’s cute.

>>71969681
I don't this one that much, because i think the piano was too loud

>>71969609 (me)
>>71969955
No u, (You) are cute dumb

I am going to marry this adorable womanchild and start a family with her. Nothing will stop me.

>>71963133
Can I be Casca while Gura is Griffith instead?

>>71970197
That microphone? Me

>>71969150
Depends on how gura feels about us politics

>>71970197
>>71970272
this, because I'm you!

any source on this? who said it
>>71363196

>>71970272
>>71970381
>Gura is eating all the ebis
Worth it

So what was the big sushiro surprise?

>>71970692
Gura is gonna marry me in front of everyone

Doubt

>>71970692
international gura sushi day!

>enters thread

>>71970943
H-Hey..

>>71970995
c'mere

>>71970943
now this calls for a donut!

>>71970943
Hello fatbud, how goes the binge eating?

>>71970943
Absolute unit

>>71971147
i demolished an entire pizza and breadsticks a week ago

>get off work
>take daily walk
>on my way home
>run into pitbull trying to kill a fat beagle
>not carrying my gun
>call the cops
>two trucks pull up from opposite direction
>four guys get out and spend greater than five minutes trying to pry the pitbull off
>last guys just lets the damn dog go
>dog runs behind some nearby houses
>take off my jacket so I can use it like a matador's muleta if it comes after me
>couple of neighborhood kids show up
>dog comes back, kids take off running
>it thinks about chasing them but stops when it sees me just standing there staring at it
>cop pulls up, I tell them where the dog is
>after all is said and done the damn thing had bitten three people, nearly killed two other dogs, and terrorized the fucking neighborhood
Well that wasn't fun. How was your day, chumbuds?

>>71971402

>>71971402
how fat was the beagle

>>71971402
I haven't had to deal with any pitbulls, so probably better than yours, I guess

>>71971402
I had to go to a family members birthday party, so I'm really tired now, but I ate 4 slices of cake.

Gura's puffy child pussy.

>>71971566
Its body was more than twice as round as its head.

>>71971624
that's a good dog. shame it got attacked by murderdog

>>71971376
I'm sure your arteries are grateful for the extra work
>>71971402
Shit, sounds like you went through quite the ordeal anon. Glad you're (presumably) unhurt, at least
To answer your question, I'm the poster who just got a job so I've been having the best day I've had in a while, hope this doesn't come across as twisting the knife

>>71971402
I worked from home and went for a long walk afterwards. Had a nice talk with one old lady who owned a very colorful house. Ended up at a mall and bought new shoes. Took the bus home.

>>71971402
not all heroes wear capes

>>71971402
Fuck pitbulls

>>71971402
I got a jury survey and those pay the princely sum of 10 dollars. I bought some puzzle games in the now over steam sale to celebrate.

>>71971402
That’s a cool story you’ll get to tell for the rest of your life. Also who goes for walks? What are you, gay?

>>71972044
Based people go for walks. Like Gura.

>>71972044
>Also who goes for walks?
I lost 70 pounds over the last two years taking daily walks Anon. They're good for you.

>>71972044
Only people who live in dangerous third world countries don't go on walks.

>>71971695
>hope this doesn't come across as twisting the knife
It doesn't. Honestly I'm glad I walked by when I did. Those kids could have got hurt or the two people that came by walking their dogs when the shit was going down could have got hurt if I didn't pass by when I did.

>>71971777
Ame..

Where can I schizopost without jannies sending me on a 3 day vacation?

>>71972628
Have you tried this magical place called the catalog?

>>71972375
Fucking hero
I shall remember your story as a reminder to myself and my loved ones of why all of us should always be carrying at all times

>>71972092
>>71972159
>>71972176
Please don’t be mean when I ask this. Don’t you guys feel anxiety when you’re outside in the public eye? I understand it sounds odd, but being outside and to be possibly judged by others just gives me so much freaking anxiety.

>>71972944
>Don’t you guys feel anxiety when you’re outside in the public eye?
I've actually have had people pull up next to me in their car while I'm walking to tell me they see me walking every day and it motivated them to start exercising.

>>71972944
I don't think I stand out enough for people to even pay attention to me

>>71972944
I'm a hikki, just because I know it's good to go on walks doesn't mean I'm not too mentally ill to do so.

>>71972944
Honestly I do get the concern
I get around it by being as unintrusive, proper and silent as possible, while also keeping a perpetually stony stare and radiating an icy vibe to the people around me
From how I dress and act I've had people tell me I seem like everything from a fed, to someone who works at the place we happen to be, to a serial killer, it's actually pretty funny

>>71972944
I don't give a shit about what other people think anymore.

That might sound edgy or cringe but that's not my point. The sooner you realize that most people don't give a shit what you do as long as you don't affect them, the happier you will be.

>>71972944
Most people don’t really consciously think about others around them if they’re not interacting and if they do they forget about them a minute afterwards, maybe less. The human brain instantly scraps info that isn’t worth remembering, this is especially the case for something you see a lot of everyday. Your brain would implode if you remembered every single license plate you come across as well as the make and model of the car it belongs to, but you don’t because it’s inessential

TLDR, your worries about your self perception are in your head and not in everyone else’s

>>71973033
>>71973220
I like these answers I like all of your answers so far actually. I think my issue is I over analyze everything way too hard, including people. If I could just make myself understand that people are more worried about their own issues and couldn’t care less about my presence, maybe then I’d feel more comfortable. I say this like I know the answer, but it’s an issue I’ve struggled with my entire life.

>>71973220
NTA but his is a good mentality to have, and I'm glad I've slowly gotten more and more used to adopting it since Gura debuted
>The sooner you realize that most people don't give a shit what you do as long as you don't affect them
The downside is that there are a lot of people that do care about what you do on your own time, and they want to make your life miserable over it. Being able to ignore those fags is when things really start feeling good. Enjoy what you want if you're not hurting others, fuck what other people think. Except maybe Gura. I would be depressed if I ever did something to make Gura genuinely dislike me.

Hey /ggg/, do you by any chance have that clip where's Gura's really pissed at being called drunk?

>>71972628
this thread, half the time?

Gura cute!

I want to make french onion soup but my supermarket doesn't have french onions?

>>71975022
https://www.amazon.com/Frenchs-Crispy-Fried-Onions-Ounce/dp/B07DRNYWM9/

>>71975022
You're supposed to use French people and normal onions, anon

>>71952654
she looks like she chewed her way out of the box and now you are going to be next

this shark is too cute for her own good

Hola chumamigos

>>71976590
What a cute bean...if you know what I mean.

gura had a line in fauna's birthday stream already

>>71976590
Venha ao Brasil!

Just turned on the Fauna stream to see if Gura appears, is Fauna playing D&D? What is this?

>>71976748
Okayu that was Mumei...

>>71976881
Uhh chumbies? I see a shark on Fauna stream.

>>71976984
what that shark doin

>>71977047
It looks like it's about to eat that detective...

>>71976984
It looks like all of myth is on the table. Orange bird, purple tentacles, shark, detective, reaper.

I don't think Gura wants us to goom to her. She's NOT a goom shark

>>71977406
very wrong, she treasures every drop

fauna not sitting at guras table in japan disappionts me. what are you doing fauna, so called big gura fan

>>71977501
All signs point to Fauna never going to Japan in the first place. My question is why Ame didn't sit with her.

>>71969911
i want to cum up into her guts.

>>71970197
fuck it's not fair, being alone when a human this fucking cute exists. I love her. I'd move the world for her. She'll never even know.

Gura better show up and pick that staff so we can see her wizard powers...

>>71977969
>better
Gura better do what Gura wants. Stop forcing your desires on her.

>>71978090
You better stop forcing your desires on me before I force my dick in you.

Ame called, she sounds like she's in a bathroom. Maybe Gura's bathroom?

>>71977969
I think she is still at the tail end of that Taiwan trip so I'm not confident. New Gura is sort of brain dead about social celebrations like this. But I can see her calling privately instead.

Gura will pick the frying pan

cute small girl on fauna stream

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA !!

>>71978518
and Gura's the toilet.

... yeah...

>no likes
She isn't calling

>THEY
Is she gender fluid?

>>71979717
She knows its important to stream for chumbies before any other appearance. Even Mumei rushed a stream out before her collab while tired.

I don't really care if she doesn't call in. I hate Fauna anyway.
>>71979859
Who must be gender neutral so as to not give a hint about the identity of the person it refers to.

>>71979934
Retard.

Hating chumbieprime is weird to me

>>71980085
They aren't chumbuds. Don't let them get to you.

>>71980085
You call people chumbie prime and then a week later they can't correctly pick Gura from a crowd of two white girls. It's all leeches all the way down.

>>71980441
All white people look the same to asians anon. She didn't mean anything by it.

>>71980085
I don't pay enough attention to Fauna to know why anyone would hate her. All I know is that she likes Gura, her breathy mom voice gives me a boner, and that she's vegan or something.

>>71980715
Just as she didn't mean any of the compliments she gave her when they first met in person.
Leeching. Fauna will be revealed to be the exact same eventually.

>>71980005
>hating fauna.

Kill yourself.

Remember when Gura said she was going to have more signed merch soon?

>>71981012
Whats your beef with fembuds anon?

>>71981012
Dude, they're not leeching, you are just a schizo.

I didn't realize that okayu's birthday merch is her hoodie. I wonder if Gura is gonna get one I think I might get one.

MORE GUESTS

more guests? my wife might be there after all!

>>71980441
This: >>71980715
The sword cuts both ways. If you're not familiar with ethnic facial features people just kinda look the same until you get a better eye for it.

Fauna is a chumbud. She said she idolized Gura and that's what inspired her to become a vtuber. I wish Gura had shown up for Fauna's special day

>>71981472
Gura was like the only EN guest Fauna had on her 3D showcase last year. They sang together on the stage. Why the fuck does Gura have to prove herself every time?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117134958

>>71981728
People doubt gura for fun

>>71981472
yeah everyone is a chumbud when it's convenient

>>71981833
that's a shitty thing to do to an insecure girl like her. show her love and support

>>71981834
You really love to hate people for things you make up in your head.

>>71981974
seethe harder

>>71982154
Name a bigger fembud than okayu and fauna

aw... no wife...

>no Gura
fug

>mori
time to bow out

it's not gura but at least moom is there. I wil keep tab open. have fun shitposting for hte next few hours

>>71981833
>>71981934
It would make some sense if this was being applied to the others that weren't able to squeeze in but the cherry picking is obvious.

>>71982543
what kind of schizo post is this.

>>71982221
No one in Hololive is a genuine fembud.

No goob at Fauna's dungeon. Not really a surprise of course.

I'm gonna go to sleep.

>>71982698
Name a real fembud then

>>71982788
why are you talking to it

Should I get mcdonalds

Chumcucks really defend this behavior

>>71983505
no. get wendys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLZyk6guL9k

>>71983780

>>71983793
source please

>>71983864
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117137340

>>71983921
thanks

>>71981472
>Fauna is a chumbud. She said she idolized Gura and that's what inspired her to become a vtuber.
All that without ever needing to watch a single Gura stream. Impressive.

>>71983744
Whats the best value meal? I always get two double baconators but I feel like trying something different.

>>71984239
And how do you know she never watched a stream, hmmm?

>>71984702
I don't know. I just like their chicken sandwiches

>>71984702
Get the nacho sandwhich. Is the number 11 for me. I get it every single time. Too good

>>71981472
clip?

>>71984831
>>71984845
Neat. I'll get wendys later then.

>>71984746
It's obvious she barely watched any considering how little she knew about Gura despite supposedly being a "massive Chumbud".

>>71985018
Got it. You’re just an anti thread shitter.

>>71985018
Chumbieprime showed gura her closet. You can't get closer than that

>>71985099
Pretty sure the thread shitters are the ones trying to shill other vtubers here.

>>71985018
It's not really that she didn't watch this or that stream. It's that she wasn't even remotely aware of what games Gura had and hadn't played before Council was around, of what she ususally sings in karaoke, etc. How are you gonna be inspired by a vtuber if you don't even keep up with what they're doing in general.

>>71985575
anon I have news for you about pretty much every vtuber fan. and yes, they are fans despite not watching religiously

>>71985688
revolting

Didn't read lmao

>>71985772
that's what you are, yeah

>>71985688
Like I said: leeches.

>>71985932
you still haven't told me what a real fembud looks like

>>71981166
No signed merch for chumbies, only for people in Taiwan.

>>71983846
Why is she angry?

>>71986138
technically that isn't merch

>>71986252
fauna won't give her the milkies

>>71986252
maybe she doesn't like being touched by fake friends who only like her because she's really popular

>>71986312
That fucking bitch, those threadshitters are right, she's not chumbieprime at all.

>>71986252
she went boom boom in her diapy and is stinky now.

>>71986404
Delicious. :3

>>71986138
Chumbies === People in Taiwan
There's no difference.

>>71986618
Do they really count as people though?

>>71986690
Apparently it's discrimination to not call chumbies people but those are just the times we live in

>>71981754
her face in these... TuT

What's the excuse this time fellow yesbuds?

>>71987112
she's on a plane. not internet there. it's pretty simple really.

GURA DIDN'T TELEPORT INSTANTLY FROM TAIWAN TO AMERICA TO BE ON FAUNAS STREAM SO SHE'S OBVIOUSLY KEKING ALL OF US SO WE SHOULD STOP WATCHING HER. HURR DURR IM A FAGGOT.

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>>71987299
I'm very glad that we will get to see more activity from her tomorrow not that she's back in Japan or America.

>>71987299
pay no mind to the 'busy this week' month long break right after an unannounced 5 month break, doesn't count
still not dropping her

What the chumbies doin?
I'm watching some kid sail across the pacific.

>>71987451
You don't need to drop her. She dropped you.
Unless you're Taiwanese, I guess.

>>71981166
>>71986138
>>71986618
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>>71987112
God taking away IPs was a mistake. Go make another bait thread and samefag it.

>>71987451
She really needs to address why she seemingly took a month break before going to Japan.

>>71987542
Only thing she dropped is a sweet smelling feminine dookie down my throat. nice and oily so it slides down good.

>>71987498
killing time while I wait for dragons dogma 2 to download
and by that I mean waiting for other people to finish downloading, I wanna see how it runs in the wild before I decide if I'm buying

>>71987616
I don't understand people like that. Who cares about work ethic if the streamer isn't fun to watch?

>>71987675
we need more scatbuds like you around

>>71987498
Playing osrs

>>71987616
That's not how IPs worked, adventrix, but let me help you:
>>71986618
>>71986816

>>71987769
we absolutely do not

>>71987633
i'm going on a camping trip, and it'll take a couple days to get all my shit together and be ready to go. Gura went on a trip to the other side of the fucking planet, so that takes a bit longer to get ready for, especially for someone that is shy and anxious like me. It's not that complicated you know. Your cuckpost fell short, do better.

>>71987498
I am watching draggin dogma progress bar while eating caramel popcorn

>>71987769
No, fuck off.

>>71987801
his cuckpost falls short because he does it every time the guy he's cuckposting about steps out for a smoke, but the busy week turning into nothing but a twitter space all the way until now still sucks

>>71987801
She didn't need to takes weeks off before going to Japan the other times.

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>>71987798
can you really say you love her if you wouldn't deepthroat her most precious gifts? She'd be so embarrassed too.

>>71987875
When is an EN girl going to play cave story

>>71987874
Yes she did. Gaslighting faggot.

>>71987633
Two weeks is a month now? Also what is Holofest prep and working on a weaker knee?

>>71987705
Feels like cope shit like stream lenght; ccv; superchat; PL shit.

>>71987874
Why are you implying something that is against the rules to imply?
>>1

>>71987949
She didn't. She went to Japan pretty quickly after her Peppa Pig stream during the summer and streamed pretty soon after she got back.

>>71988085
so what you're implying is:
>>1

>>71988058
I wish this was enforced.

>>71988117
if everyone reported every post that implied this bullshit, wonder if the jannies would even act or not...

>>71988173
They probably all agreed to leave /ggg/ alone. Makes me wonder why more people don't post cunny.

sucks that it's like this, I seriously don't think anyone is left
it's just 'subtle' cuckposting followed by falseflaggers saying nothing is wrong and nothing sucks at all, followed by making excuses that don't work if you were actually here for her last vanishing acts or don't watch streams, her knee is fucking fine by the way

>>71988085
>anon trying this hard for the narrative
Why can't you be proud that Gura is actively doing something amazing in Taiwan at this moment? I guess maybe if you were one of those that attacked Coco way back when?

>>71988259
That's one of the only thing they do enforce, and straight up doxxing like addresses/names. Everything else is completely untouched. Lately they even remove and warn cunny pics that are completely clothed and just suggestive.

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>>71988115
That should only really apply to roommate shit. Stuff like wondering why a vtuber keeps disappearing is kind of a grey area especially when the vtuber is question never bothers explaining anything. People are going to theory craft/gossip when you don't explain anything. That's just how it is.

>>71988350
look, you are either a cuck anti that needs to be banned, or you're not. i'm just gonna report anything and everything that makes me even slightly feel not good cos i'm fucking sick of these faggots. push them to be so vague that their posts eventually lose all meaning altogether.

>>71988445
Gossiping is strictly for women. Men should hornypost.

>>71988259
we cant even get that ive gotten banned before there is antis among us...

>>71988445
no... nope. you are implying cuckoldry. kill yourself. i'm done with this shit. if you are not a patientchad yesman, you don't love gura, and you should eat snailbait. had enough of you faggots.
>>1

>>71988445
that's why it doesn't get deleted, yeah
it only gets deleted when a certain someone starts to lead it somewhere, because just wondering why she keeps disappearing for at least a month at a time every month or saying it sucks is not cuckposting

>>71988490
The antis are pretty coordinated. They probably outnumber the actually chumbies that report stuff.

>>71988609
it is cuckposting, and fuck you. stop implying this bullshit, or just kill yourself because you've been cucked. no more middle ground bullshit. if you ever doubt gura about anything ever, fuck off forever.

>>71988714
no

Is it the same guy playing both sides?

All cuckposts are reportable because they are implying IRL relationship shit which is clearly against the rules as defined in:
>>1

>>71988361
I wouldn't call getting her cunny blasted by taiwanese businessmen "amazing" but whatever works for you sister...

>>71988791
Always is and always has been, glowies are kinda psycho like that

>>71988791
It didn't look like it before but now its getting a little too obvious

goob night

>>71988783
>cuckpost
Verification not required.

>>71988868
sleep well chumbie

>>71988868

Does Gura's cunny ever smell pissy after she hasn't had a shower for a while? She's probably pretty lazy with wiping...

>>71988791
they are trying to gaslight a chumbie breakdown like 2 days after gura told us she was going to taiwan, yeah no shit she won't back home

>>71988959
that's Gabby though?

>>71988981
yeah, this is fine, nothing wrong with another reason to not stream for another month

>>71988989
Shroedingers Gabby. The tail could be there, just out of view, you don't know.

>>71989033
read the enchiridion by epictetus

>>71989064
No? There's no space for Gura's big fat tail there.

>>71989033
>forgets jetlag even exists.
You've never even travelled have ya, fuckhead.

>>71989130
jetlag has not prevented me from doing anything for a month, no

>>71989117
she's leaning a fair way forward there, like her hips are forward. There's room for a tail in there. I'll just have to smell her butt to see if it's gabby or gura.

>>71989172
the 2 days since her last post dickhead. not talking about the month, which she told us what she was doing anyway. retard.

>>71989033
>AIIIIE I CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT SHE DID IN FES SO I MUST JUST DOOMPOST
lol, my cute wife dropping that twitter space really meesed you up

When was the last time Gura finished a game?

>>71989291
why would someone complain about her fes performance? It was objectively good.

>>71989370
night security during the summer
>>71989390
he's being a faggot and pretending that her being gone again doesn't suck