/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71877090
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71877090
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

>>71877101
Amen.

>>71877169
Amen

>>71877294
>>71877555
what would an axelotl, hakkito and cultare mating session produce?

>>71877654
slimy flying amphibian that ends up being poached for being a rare delicacy

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1770370960979632477

What sounds like tongue

>>71878408
Clearly it was cum

banchou...

>>71879111
Why is he always going out alone

>>71879220
to get molested

>>71879480
TToTT

>>71879480
WHAT A WHORE

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1770421866257420320
>schedule conflict
3D debut recording finally???

>>71879636
>how do we play a 4 player game with 5 members?
BETTEL TO THE RESCUE. WHAT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama’s fansa clip uploaded by that karaoke anon who was asking for recs a while back (not self advert, I just turned notifs on to see when they upload my bettel favs)
https://youtu.be/6q-9jPraTI0

>>71879111
What a dumbass, he cannot be left alone

Pako is so goddamn funny

>>71879111
rip

>>71880229
Kek

>>71880229
KEK

>>71880466
Someone please pick the dinosaur up

>>71880466
a lot of his japan experience is bad bladder stones pain, his card not working and racking up debts, getting bonked for not watching volume, and then wandering completely lost

>>71880466
sasuga boy disaster

>>71879636
Bettel not taking part in a collab? nothing new

>>71880466
Boyfailure really doesn't cover what he is anymore

>>71880466
Ruze Gibby help your leader...

Vesper Noir

>>71880466
Why Cover corp only hire boyfailure?

>>71882727
yagoo is a saviorfag

>>71882727
Ruze and Shinri are competent

>>71883210
Ruze gets lost all the time and Shinri can't stop hoarding

Shikamane has no choice but to continue on with her job because who else is going to tolerate Jurard

>>71883474
She has the patience of a saint considering she also has to take care of Gibby

All the boys being in Japan has made me realise that I don't give a fuck about JP reps or idol journey

Offcollab with JP senpais doko...

>>71883787
we know gibby

Wait... Is Gibby stealth suspended? Watching Jurard rn and he said "GB can't stream right now"

>>71883787
we know, bettel

>>71884165
He didn't bring any streaming equipment

>>71882247
Ugly.

>>71884165
he has a collab with Flay so maybe not? i don't know the rules of stealth suspension, nijisis

>>71884281
M-mean

>>71884217
Why is he so lazy

>>71884302
kys

>>71884020
They're shaping up to be real busy but hopefully they manage something
I'm more excited for Rust S3 though

>>71884370
maybe he can't afford a gaming laptop and whatever else you need for a portable streaming setup

>>71884557
Twitter space is still an option

Good morning bitches
>>71880229
KEK how does he do it? Two great jokes

>>71884350
He had a face only a mother could love.

>>71884667
Good morning cunt

>>71884702
>He made all those ojisans mothers
ToT

and the pizza didn't even taste good

>>71880229
my fucking sides

>>71884652
too busy getting wasted on soju and being a slut

I love it when Shinri retweets like a Tempus fan account

>>71888026
I love them so much

JWU how was Jurard's stream? Something about kidney stones?

>>71877654
guilt, shame, and regret

>>71888538
If you like hearing about his misfortunes, that's 3 hours of it. Bladder stones.

>>71888538
he's pregnant
bladder stones

>>71884376
Just mentioning stealth supension already outs you as a Nijisister. Blend in or go back.

>>71888026
Truly a blessed stream

>>71882727
Yagoo's house of broken boys

collabbegging for 3d ripdesk

>>71888538
It's a pretty classic Jurard zatsu. I like listening to him yap about nothing and imagine cursed scenarios, so I had fun with it. He had an ultrasound, so naturally he was joking about being pregnant after getting gangbanged by Armis again.

Schedule conflict means that bettel gonna stream over collab?

>>71888925
More like he has to record something maybe even practice for 3D

>>71883210
ruze is a poorfag and shinri was lonely

>>71889063
Shinri is also a poorfag. In fact, most of the boys were at some point or are.

>>71889063
those are not faults of their character, what the fuck are you smoking? why are you so unkind

i miss the boys
i miss leader

>>71882727
boyfailures are sex and sex sells

>>71889166
I miss Magni

>>71889166
I'm listening to the karaoke again so I feel good

>>71889214
true

>>71889166
Same as the other anon I'm replaying the karaoke while waiting for the off collab, I'm so excited I love temmis

Magni and Vesper should be forbidden topics in this thread at this point. They're gone, it's over, they don't miss Holostars at all.

>>71888602
>>71888650
That sucks :(
>>71888879
I'll watch it later then

Vesper was competent

hai hai obasan

>>71889443
anons just love to play with their decomposed corpses

RUZE ON THE PREMIERE TELLY???
https://youtu.be/W6AA_h-PeuU

RUZE LAUGHING AT US ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/W6AA_h-PeuU
https://youtu.be/W6AA_h-PeuU
https://youtu.be/W6AA_h-PeuU

shinri, my fave beauty chuuba

>>71889588
What a whore

>>71889149
you sound like a triggered sister who can't even take a joke, or perhaps both poorfag and lonely.

>>71889588
oh hell yeah, get it Shinri

jumpscare

Wtf I feel like someone just laughed at me

>>71889588
>cosmetics
fag
dropped

The pixels are getting closer.

someone just laughed at me...

>>71889568
>>71889578
I'm scared

>>71889149
KEK

>>71889800
You totally watched him before this, right

He's getting closer...

>>71889909
Wtf I just noticed

>>71889568
I'll play vidya with this in the background and pretend he's laughing at my bad gameplay

>>71889800
Anon... he's been a fag all along...

>>71889800
take a shower before your next smash tourney, and remember poop goes in the toilet, not your ape hands

>>71889800
i can tell you're very ugly and smelly anon

>>71889800
found the pagpag eater

>>71889909
is he really?

Women stop seething, normal men don't use this shit and you won't ever make us

>>71890149
Yes... yes he is...

>>71890183
weak

>>71890149
>start
>now

>>71890183
ugly

:)

>>71890183
and that's why the male loneliness epidemic is spreading

>>71890324
go to sleep axel

Okay, but seriously, Ruze's content bangs. He makes it work incredibly well for him.

>>71890374
No, it's because women are useless bitches with insane standards and nothing interesting about them to the point it's easier to hang out with pretend anime girlfriends

I'm so fucking dumb I thought banchou was 300 away from 100k

his laugh is turning me on

>>71890460
Anon at some point you have to learn that washing your face is not enough

Watching the pixels is like watching the world's slowest popcorn pop

>>71890477
Like streamer, like fans.

schizo time:
Try to imagen a timeline where Vesper was still in Holostars with both Ruze and GB, and Ves wasn't afraid to talk to them...

>>71890668
nah

>>71890668
I prefer to imagine a timeline where Vesper never existed.

>>71890668
No thanks?

>>71890460
seethe

>>71890770
this but with magni

>>71890770
We might not have GB or maybe even Ruze with out him. He was important in the creation of Holostarts EN as it is today.

Missing mama hours

>>71891025
>We might not have GB
Good

>>71891025
Ruze was always a Bettel guy

Might have to start fighting Cover to let Ruze wrangle with some of his lore if it means I could get banger content from it.

>>71890935
why, imagen the DnD autism that there could have been

>>71891025
And we might have had someone better in that role without him. We'll never know, because that never happened. What happened happened. Accept it and move on.

>>71891089
Yes, but he was so much fun while he was there, you cant help to wonder the extra fun we could have had, tho he is much happier now.

https://twitter.com/sa_x_la/status/1770444917761814926

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1770483278329307190

>>71891157
go back faggot

https://x.com/blue_aoto_/status/1770313037569802261

>>71891165
I keep seeing some of these with exposed tummy and i’m praying for a miracle

>>71891157
>you cant help to wonder the extra fun we could have had
No, I just think about the fun we could actually have with the people who are still in Stars. I don't waste time crying about what could have been.

>>71890500
same, that weird strangled sounding inhale he sometimes does after his laughs is kinda hot.

>>71891230
This one is way too slutty
God I hope it's real

>>71891169
Jesus Chris Jutard was actually onto something

>>71891236
Have some fun, plus he would have looked so good next to them

>>71891169
what a fucking nightmare

why does ruze talk like he eats a glass bottle for breakfast every day

>>71891330
He eats a glass bottle for breakfast every day

>>71891230
Actual whore
Go d please be real

>>71891169
Banchou...you can't even support the children you already have...

>>71891362
Wrong. He eats TWO glass bottles for breakfast every day.

Do you really believe it

>>71891230
Now that Shinri is covered up someone's gotta be a whore...

>>71890668
Exactly why im glad he fucked off, dont want to see him interact with them. No need to hinder them too with his bs

>>71891426
No, but some of them will do it anyway.

>>71891330
his oldest sister strangled him too often I guess

remember when people tried to force vesper and shinri together

>>71891294

>>71891602
yeah

>>71891436
True

>>71891169

>>71891602
>>71891669
ToT
Best non ship ever!

>>71891602
Force ToT

>>71891651

>>71891764
go back to your dead thread

>>71891669

>>71891818

>>71891537
Crimzon neesan is so lucky…

>>71891602
Yeah, it's still really awkward to think of that Etrian Odyssey stream where people kept begging him to use Vesper and Shinri conceded for a bit before quickly dropping him from his party and never using him again.

Haahahahahaa

>>71891883
Is he never going to play it again?

>>71891969
Someone would probably have to remind him. I doubt he even remembers at this point.

>Red=Flayon
>Purple=Hakka
>Green=Gibby
Is... Is Azure Ruze gonna be the blue Link in the collab...?

I can't believe I'm finally out of rangeban. Anyway I came just to gush about the karaoke. Pure kino from start to end, and the sound quality really accentuated the cozy feel.

>>71892186
Oh no

IT'S OVER

>>71892186
Oh, look at that, a stream I'm going to skip just because enough of the Ruzeaders egged him on.

>>71891924
*kiss*

At this point, I'm begging him to drag out some of the other shades.

>>71892186
Unless it's just a jumpscare for the very beginning I doubt he'd be able to keep it up for an offcollab without getting tired of it quickly. Preplanned collab is different from his own shitpost stream he does off the cuff

>>71891602
THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER SHIP THEN ALTNOWA !

>>71892898
nah, i'm all in on leadership now

>>71893004
Rex x Altare?

Why can't vesties stay in their containment thread? I don't mind talking about Vesper now and then and reminiscing about the good times but you have been actively making sure to bring him up every thread and when someone get irritated you get even more obnoxious and use some rm images. What is the end goal here?

>>71893004
It's a different flavor but it's pretty fun

>>71893248
>containment thread?
The completely unrelated Indie thread?
This is /MANS/ we talk ABOUT Tempus and Armis here and I've only seen talk of Tempus so far here.

>>71893392
that fat fuck dino chibi is giving me life

>>71893413
>I've only seen talk of Tempus so far here
Until they shill him or speak about him in the present tense and post shit like this >>71891764

>>71893248
>Vesper
I need him

>>71893248
I mean, everyone's just talking about Vesper Noir when he was still in tempus. It's a different issue if anons are talking about what he's doing now though.

>>71893534
>>71891651

>>71893569
Streaming

Move on please

Anyway, when is this supposed collab? It's either outside of my usual periphery or I missed it.

See, they can't help themselves? The need to shill and make everything about him, even te oji thread was 70% about the green guy. Everyone that wants to watch him is already doing so, no need to advertise him everywhere

>>71893569
>when he was still in tempus
yeah, because "if vesper was still around he totally bffs with armis" is talking about when he was still in tempus.

Slut

>>71893726
7 hours
https://youtu.be/xDJrT6iwuCw

You think the MOTIVATIONAL ROCK were.........

>>71893392
cute
some artists are so fast

>>71893776
Thanks.

>>71893779
yeah?

he's literally me fr fr

>>71893776
Why is it always Bettel with the scheduling conflicts

>>71893846
Dude is IN

>>71893737
Thats an assumption off of that past and sort of speculation is fine

>>71893846
good luck kid

>>71893846
Based broxelotl

>>71893846
He's cute

>>71893846
I told you I was the last straight guy in /mans/

>>71893737
I mean yes? If you have some departed love ones, you'd think they'd like your friends, children, or whoever even if they never met them.

>>71893779
Don't let the yumes find out or they'll start licking them

>>71893846
The nose looks (((strange))), but I appreciate Axelotls

>>71894148
It's just a rock. Jurard didn't say it's his bladder stone. Yumes will just be licking rocks.

>>71894148
Thank god someone gets it

>>71893846
So we have the chadxelotl, the altare cosplayer and the SSRBmachiroon, any more males I should be aware of?

>>71894181
thats just what white dudes look like

>>71894270
wasn't there a shinri cosplayer?

>>71893779
He did say he was gonna protect everyone with his dino piss...

>>71893846
Rare cute boy that watches vtubers

>>71894181
Yeah he does look middle eastern
t. sandngr

>>71894348
rarer still, willing to spend some amount of money on a male vtuber

>>71894270
Nice try Y chromosome hunter
>>71894296
(((White)))

>>71894296
Very broad term

>>71894335
Yes.

>>71894530
Seeing jurard cosplayer made me remember the bidet incident kek

>>71894296
I am white. Just saying.
>>71894530
That’s a real man?!

>>71894530
Their eyes are all terrifying

>>71894670
I remember thanking him on twitter and said "ojisans unite"

>>71894530
I swear I saw this Shinri at Anime Impulse. Could've been a different Shinri though
>>71894376
Hello my nigger of sand, have a nice Ramadan

So if I'm white and decent looking I can just hang out at holostars places and get myself a star gf?

>>71894794
Yes

>>71894794
The only star you can get as a gf is hakka

>>71894794
You also have to watch our boys. You must also be resilient against rape.

>>71894794
Probably if you can hold a conversation about stars

>>71894670

>>71894698
The colored contacts always ruin cute cosplays

>>71894530
His interactions with Shinri were super cute

>>71894909
GAYYYYYYY
The perfect Shinri cosplayer I guess kek

>>71893846
Kinda cute, desu.

Anyone have archived the tempus karaoke?

>>71894727
>have a nice Ramadan
y-you too...
I am only fasting so that my family doesn't disown me
>>71894949
Shut UP Shinri likes pussy!

>>71895169
Check the archives, Takobro is always there when you need him

>>71895191
why would you use your work account to like stuff like that

>>71895169
https://gofile.io/d/61WuPc
Takobro's link for TEMPUS (and Ruze) off Collab karaoke
>>71895191
Well shit. I hope good things are in your future Mr/Miss Sandnigger

>>71895369
oh no holding hands

>>71893779
>>71894343
It’s all coming together..

>>71894794
YWNB a cute holostar girl’s oshi

>>71894376
Wait why there's another sandnigger, thought im the only one /here/

>>71895825
Man, imagine having a cute japanese girl as your fan....

>>71895825
This is the same girl last year who showed up on camera with a little Hakka plushie/doll as her oshi was touring the expo right

>>71895976
yes

>>71895976
oh fuck it's true lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqiZElAd28

I dreamed that goldbullet was in a fire emblem game and I s-supported him and I was very happy. And he was also very popular because he was absolutely broken as a unit (he had like ballista range without any movement penalty) so that also made me very happy.

>>71896047
>>71896061
I knew I recognized her. Cute

Oh. Ohhhhh, ok now I realize why Ruze had to leave early during the karaoke. Makes sense.
That's really sweet though, the fact that he's still in contact with his "old guild" and the best friends he made in the past. He made time for both the Tempus boys and them in the end

>>71896305
Reminds me of the ARMIS in game boss fight write up I did a while back where he could automatically shoot anyone who moved in a certain zone (Shinri could also take advantage of the mechanic but wouldn't have his range) and would probably be the most frustrating to fight against because unlike the other 3, you'd also have to FIND the bastard in order to target him.

>>71896658
His old guild is dead

>>71896985
More like currently just all in the same general area in Japan, but dead works too

>>71897177
You really need to brush up on your Ruze lore
https://youtu.be/Er4ncj3zQ-E?t=96

>>71897273
you're probably talking to a doxxnigger

>>71895191
Shinri is monstersexual regardless of genitals

I am a Magmite

>>71897801
stop being racist

>>71894348
It's because guys who are secure enough to watch male vtubers actually have some semblance of a desire to care for their appearance

>>71897801
ew wtf

ALTARE BIG LOVE
I love him so much

>The tempus karaoke gofile link has 5700 downloads
Where tf are these niggas coming from

>>71898079
That's gay I love him more

>>71898088
I think the most I've seen for a Stars vod was over 10k for Axel's cake stream kek

>>71897801
Heil Maglord

>>71893846
he's the actual last straight guy

>>71898174
Was that the one where the dumbass showed his head? I feel like Takobro is up there for tempura that's contributed the most to the Holostars fandom lol

>>71898368
Yep, don't think it was takobro that archived that one though, think it was our general archiveanon

>>71897801
Then kill yourself like your oshi did.

>>71898088
Where are his 5700x thanks and sloppy toppies

>>71898521
nta but who's your oshi?

>>71898634
My oshi is Vesper Noir

>>71898634
Bettel

I love it when people don't know Altare's a little questionable up every now and then
https://youtu.be/FuUQfeKGYcU?t=1810

>>71898889
love how excited banchou is to dish kek

>>71898889
It's always the quiet ones.

Banchou gave birth to twins!

>>71899018

>Hello, it's Regis Altare, Leader of the TEMPUS guild. Today, we're going to be raping all of my guild mates! :3

Who tweets the least? Who tweets the most?

>>71899090
The babies, the father or Jurard?

>>71898889
kek so dumb

>>71899117
that look in his eye says he already started

>>71899117
Why am I never invited

>>71899152
Least is probably either shiny or spicy, most is shinri (counting retweets) or someone in armis, I had to turn off their notifications because they were driving me nuts

>>71899117
i want to have friends i can sleep with like this. I mean do have them but everybody is super far away after uni uuuuuu

>>71898634
Not a quitter

>>71899280
Same. I miss uni days when you can just fool around with your friends. Coping by watching starsen

>>71898088
/here/, twitter and doxxsite

>>71898634
Phill Collins

>>71898889
God I love them so much
I need a collab

>>71899167
all

>>71899018
I wonder who the father could be...

I'm still catching up on vods but saw a clip where altare said NTR will be back. Pretty neat!

>>71899506
Jurard said armis was
>Ruze's hair, Tavi's eyes and Gibby's drinking habits

>>71899117
They have an enemy guild to rape now, why are they still bullying their own boys

>>71899558
Fans at the M&Gs showed him there is actually demand for it, so he's feeling more motivated to do it again.

>>71898889
Man I need to watch this vod

Need Shinri to lick and massage my clitellum

women should stop talking about rape so much

>>71899018
Tavi's eys, Ruze's hair and GB's alcoholism...

>>71899720
No

>>71899720
Yes, we should start doing it instead *rapes you*

>>71898830
Cool, mine too

>>71899701
*slaps your clitellum*

>>71899720
H-haha, y-yeah. Those darned women talking about rape so much. G-Great thing us male fans don't fantasize about tempus rape at all haha

>>71883787
The boys do, and that's what matters anon.

>>71899584
Assert dominance

>>71891863
I miss this little rivalry

>>71893846
That guy is definitely AI generated.

>>71891863
so cringe

I hope I get the worst model possible

>>71900492
I think they mean they enjoy the boys having a good time above all else, I know I feel that way

>>71900882
They were fun to watch... and cringe

>>71900925
Why and for what?

>>71894794
Yes, as long as you watch the Stars and seem like a genuine fan.
I feel like the same applies to most female-centered interests.

>>71898889
Altare he said Jurard misheard a word, does that mean he said MY COCK
Am I getting bamboozled

>>71901706
Altare is lying

>>71899584
Gotta keep those whores in line or they get lazy and menhera.

>>71902010
It'd be less weird than tongue

>>71898889
he's playing mind games, Jurard can't get him out of his head now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUQfeKGYcU&t=10584

you fucking whores

>>71902413
>Let's fuck and eat
TTTTTToTTTTTT

>>71902549
ok altare

Shikamane is either Jurard's wife or his mother after this trip

>>71902828
No, she will be his murderer

>>71902828
please dont make me hate shikamane

>>71902413
gods this stream was incredible
>I don't know how that soju bottle got inside me
might be one my favorite Stars quote of all time

>>71902570
I'm trying hard to hear "fucking" again but it's not working kek

>>71903051
a lot of moments feel like a fever dream kek

The boys backing Shinri up in the karaoke was so kino
I love Tempus

>>71899018
UE UEUE

>>71898889
His voice impressions crack me the fuck up

>>71902549
I wish I was fucking whores but I'm at work

UH OH IT'S THE END OF THE THREAD
I JUST WANT TO SAY
I LOVE ST

RIPPING

Yeah we know Axel