/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I am going to hold her and never ever EVER let her go.

>>71874759
Brat!

>>71874655
I sincerely doubt that Kaela or Bae will be in her 3D live, but if they are, then feel free to grudgepost me, little man.

please post timestamps or clips of people talking about gura

>>71874853
what does Kaela/Bae have anything to do with it?

>>71874911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMuK368HfMQ

>>71874968
thank you. more please

>>71874968
I wouldn't be surprised if the reason why Gura's autistically serious about eye contact is because she was bad at it growing up and got called out on it more than once.
Or simply just heard that that's what you're supposed to do and took it too seriously.

>>71875244
she's just like me

>super pretty eyes, SSS tier
>very cute and small
>everyone's favourite
she literally is a God-chosen people, its not even fair

>>71874968
Mumei isn't wrong, it's a bit wild how many times a girl who is close to me looks at my eyes for longer than a second or two she'll comment on them/keep looking at them.

>>71875054
>https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=1585
>Everyone split to do their own thing and sign stuff, Kiara split off to be with Gura and Jenma
>https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=2593
>Kiara and Gura sitting together at the lunch table
>Kiara and Gura discussing how much merch they collect
>https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=3368
>Kiara was mostly with Gura, hugged Gura and called her cute a lot
>https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=3744
>Kiara and Gura going to the event together, Bae came later, Kiara with Gura and JP girls got to the dressing room very early
>More lunch with the girls https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=4232
>Kiara being Gura's emotional support still sticking together when they got lunch together, Gura choosing the exact plate of food Kiara picked cuuuute
>MC with Gura https://youtu.be/G55NJoDRARc?t=4952

>>71875571
thank you chumbie

>>71874759
golly

>>71875571
Her just sticking so close to Kiara and even getting the exact same plate of food as her in a buffet is just the cutest fucking shit. This girl, man... how is she so cute?
I need to be her fatherhusbandcaretaker so unbelievably bad.

I want to hug Gura so much. I need it...

>>71874759
I want to sexually bully and ryona this stinker T u T

I need to look at Gura's eyes so bad...

>>71874759
Her ass is NOT that fat.

>>71876129
heh, i saw her eyes everyday

>>71876516
wrong

>>71875571
How in the hell does Gura manage living alone? She seems like she needs an actual caretaker.

>>71874767
Based Gurass poster.

Any word about her KU-100 arriving?
I dream about the day when Gura gives us a Okayu style ASMR.
It will probably be the day I'll die from nutting too much.

>>71877238
Gura will drop a hint about it and then never do anything with it.

>>71877148
She lives near her parents so momma shark probably visits often

Don't jinx the cyb0seggz.

>>71877148
I think she is just too comfortable with her usual routine at home, travelling can give these type of people real whiplash when all the familiar things are suddenly not available

>>71877296
haha yeah

I know /ggg/ loves fembuds. Heres one.

Doggos said Gura has pretty eyes
Mumei saidk Gura has pretty eyes
I think Gura has pretty eyes

>>71877343
bet she stinks

>>71877730
And Miko too

>>71877730
Miko said it too

(probably because gura always has to wear her mask to hide her identity when abroad?)

>>71877268
Just through the bits and pieces of info she's given, yeah she does seem to be close enough to her parents right now that she's with her mom quite often. And you can't forget her proud doting father.

>>71877148
>How in the hell does Gura manage living alone?
LooooooL hjahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahaahha why is ggg cumbuds so funny hahahah lol, omg even

>>71877800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGdkWEigNDA

>>71874948
Kaela made an "a" tweet on March 6 and Bae made a "bloop" tweet on March 4 (or close, I'm not sure of the exact dates) and so anon said that they said those things because they met Gura because they were recording her birthday live.

I love my wife so much!!

>>71877933
Stop trying to schizo out over random tweets.

https://youtu.be/JL3U-kI2TNE?t=77
Koyo asking gura for a hug last time,
there weren't so many stories about gura this year (busy maybe? or the focus is on Advent etc?)

>>71877892
What was that? You're allowed to tone the shitposting down just a teensy bit.

If Gura has Blue eyes,
and Gawr has Red eyes,
then which version of Gura has Green eyes?

>>71878118
Grove St. Gura

>>71877730
Anyone mention her height?

>>71878206
Fuwamoco said Gura is really small and cute.
And then chat asked about her stink and they said she was appropriately stinky.

>>71878095
Because she didn't meet any JP senpai this year.

>>71878289
They said she smelled nice after that.

>>71878206

>>71878289
>Fuwamoco said Gura is really small and cute.

Everyone is gonna say she is really small, thats the lore, describing someones eyes does not break the forth wall, but height would, Gura could be 9 feet tall IRL and everyone would still say she is small

>none of them wanted to go to Japan a week early to hang out with each other before fes.
They really aren't friends, are they? Like none of them are.

>>71878361
Why the ufck are you trying to shitpost about this when we know for a fact that she is tiny?

>>71878363
Anon, they're just coworkers. Always have been. They just have to pretend to be friends for their job, the same way they pretend to like us.

>>71878206
Moona has said Gura is about Laplus height, who other gorls have said she's really small.

>>71878393
Everyone knows for a fact she is NOT tiny...you do realize the height listed on Hololive website is the character height, right? You know that much atleast?

>>71878496
All the lolis except Shion, I think, have stories of getting mistaken as children...nice.

Shitposters don't watch streams of course.

>>71875571

Gura is in love with me.

>>71874759
>>71874840
>>71876473
>>71877058

That's an underage girl

>>71877933
you know they could meet Gura without having to be a guest in her 3D live right? just say there won't be a Gura birthday 3D live already so we both can move on

>>71878361
>Everyone she met says shes small.
>Her story at the airport that she got mistaken as a lost child.
You can only kayfabe so much.
Her height is definitely not one of it.

>>71878572
T o T

Mumei said she was sitting down in Gura's spot at a table just to put that out there before schizos try to twist it.

>>71878603
If only there was a way to see her actual height with your own eyes, hmmm, anyways, live your life in obvlivisuioous

>>71878603
The girls talking about Gura being small have also talked about IRL features of other girls in the past too.

>>71878659
Yeah, it would be pretty funny if someone walks up to Guras dad and also thinks he is a lost child at the airport :D hahahah

>>71878659
She's small in her pictures too. Try a new shitpost angle.

>>71878603
>>Her story at the airport that she got mistaken as a lost child.
Yeah, that was because she looked YOUNG, not because she was SHORT, fucking idiot

>>71875571
if you made original gura merch for gura and goomed on it gura would wipe it off with a sanitary napkin and keep it

Shitposters trying to deflect from WW3 incoming

>>71878781
>twisting the meaning of the words
you are this desperate let that sink in

this is the real gura

>>71878758
We have VERY difference definitions of "small" then, i don't think anyone taller than 160cm can be described as "small", and definitely not pocket sized as all the cumbuds in ggg make her out to be

>>71878913
keep going retard. your word doesnt mean shit here

>>71877730
there is literally evidence for this out there

I am so proud of my obese wife <3

I've only watched Kiaras BTS so far and got a fair share of Gooba, do other members also talk about her? which ones are worth watching any superfan here that watched all?

>>71878913
>taller than 160cm
the absolute state of nigger antis

>>71879176
Moom talked about Gura a bit and the doggos, you can find clips on it.

>>71879176
Why would you go out of your way to spoiler yourself and not wait for Gura?

>>71875571
I wish gura would sniffle and suck her snot like this for us

>>71874911
>>71879176
some archive reps leads me to this
>>71750537

>>71879312
You're actually retarded if you think Gura is going to talk about any of this. She's going to ignore us and move on when she comes back in a month and act like she forgot all of it.

Faggots

>>71879387
Why are sisters like this?

>>71879405
I want to suck gura's cocks

>>71879387
>Act like she forgot it
Because she did, she just doesn't care.

>>71879374
Aww that's cute that Watame liked Q so much.

>>71879433
If by "sisters" you mean anyone with a fully functioning brain that is capable of remembering every single time Gura has come back late from an oversaeas event and done exactly what I said, then sure, my little pagpag monkey.

>>71879513
Why do you even care what Gura did if you hate her that much?

>>71879374
ty chumbie

>>71879387
screencapped.

Retards

>>71879555
I love her, but I'm calling you retarded because you think she will actually care enough to come back and talk to us about her time in Japan to any meaningful degree. That's laughable.
She'll gloss over stuff at most, and completely forget about most of it. Just like she always does.
I bet you think she's going to come back and do a stage 1 watchalong too, huh buddy?

>>71879555
Bud stop replying to obvious shitters

i like to listen to slow songs at 2x speed. they turn into normal songs

>>71879312
well, technically gura already talked about it in her twitter space. she said about 2 sentences. thats all we probably get. by the time she's streaming she will forget about most things

>>71879939
>by the time she's streaming
lol
lmao even
stop living in 2021

I hate all of you.

>>71880030
Cmere you

I got a good life, I don't hate anyone.

>>71879975
I know the situation is dire and I may be optimistic but I do believe she will have a semi zatsu gameplay stream some time this year

boy you guys are hungry for bait today

>>71880092
Woah don't be too bold there, maybe you should give her until new years? She always seems to get a burst of energy that time of year.

Can yagoo debut a new gen already? It's a surefire way to get Gura to stream.

>>71879433
She's always been like that though?

>>71879939
gura misremembers what happened literally 1 day after first day of fes. twitter space is all we get about it. not a single thought remains in that shark brain

>>71874759
ToT

I also love my morbidly obese 7 feet tall shark hamplanet of a wife, i wish she streamed more though but hey

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

Dipshits

>>71881004
Why are you being rude inside the most wholesome community on /vt?

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

I just don't want her to treat us like enemies anymore.

Rape Gura.

>>71881194
We've been over this. Places does not necessarily mean the butt.

I hope one day I can give Gura a big hug in real life!

>>71881268
Yeah but your nipples and clitoris suggestions makes even less sense

Is that normal if I want to lick Gura's beautiful eyes?

>>71881350
No, kys

>>71881350
It's normal, yes. Gura would agree if you told her about it, I'm sure.

Is that normal if I want to lick Gura's beautiful feet?

>>71881714
No, kys

>>71881871
I agree, he should kiss Gura's feet, ThEN lick them. order has to be maintained

>>71878913
..... I'm 159cm...

>>71881455
>>71881871
Kiss your shark? Don't mind if I do.

Gura should have to kiss MY feet for all the shit she's done.

>>71882338
someone with T as low as you doesn't have hairy enough feet for her

>>71882382
Retard

Gura should lick her own feet

What if Gura?

>>71882545
farts? I will take a big sniff

>>71882545
I don't think Gura

>>71882523
she does lick her own feet. often.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE TURN THE FUCKING CHATGPT BOT OFFFFFFFFFF I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71882644
Idiot

>>71882606
I am 99% sure that Gura farts while taking a bath and try to make as big of a bubble as possible and then laugh her ass off when the bubble surfaces and produces a big geyser

if she suddenly starts to talk to fans regularly like in the twitter space, I'll be very surprised as it'd be a 180 from where we are now.

she's conditioned her fans to not expect it, or its getting to that point at least.

I am watching Gura VOD:s since there isn't alot of fresh Gura content nowadays and i don't know if i should be happy or sad, happy because i like her content but sad about stuff like this: https://youtu.be/1SD_XUXQac4?t=14186

>>71875244
Just like most of us autists with problems while socializing she probably looked at videos about it and picked on stuff like giving a firm handshake instead of a weak one and looking at people in the eyes, avoiding looking down all the time, stuff like that.

>>71882748
Perfect...

>>71883202
I met an autism today, i real one, not a self obsessed autism like you and 99% of the people who claim to have autism, anyways, i had a bag of minimuffins, like small ones that you can easily get into your mouth with 1 bite. Anyways, everytime i reach over to her with my bag of muffins, she picked one and put her hands up in the are and went *bim bim* while closing her hands in a claw motion

It was surreal

>>71883505
Ok but did you plap her

>>71883505
By that metric gura isn't autistic either, what gives.

>>71883505
Bet she fucks like an animal

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>71883505
The real question is, she's cute?

kobo wants to meet gura and adores her voice but she is too shy and just stumbled over words for a few minutes TuT

>>71881194
"Maraca" is Whore/Slut in spanish in some countries

>>71884044
cute

>>71884044
T u T

>>71884152
who's the other fish cunny?

>>71884230
it's the artist's original character

>>71884230
You.

>>71884320
cute
>>71884325
giwtwm

>>71884325
I will rub my fish cunny right now

Has Gura gotten rabbit hole art? Please share

>>71885185
some yeah but I'm too lazy to dig past the holofes pics for it

Why did the twitterspace get so few likes compared to her other posts? Do most casuals not actually want to listen to her?

>>71885571
The botnet isn't set up for Twitterspaces

>>71885571
Good question, it got over 200k listens though. And a lot more comments than usual. Though the Chinese zerg seems to have left a lot of comments on the posts about Taipei.

The girl sitting in front of me at the sushi restaurant called me a fat fuck because I ordered too much food...

>>71885873
Don't listen to her. Keep eating.

>>71885873
Listen to her stop eating then call her a fat fuck.

>>71885873
Are you actually so fat you cant get up walk over and successful knock her out with one punch and rape her to re-establish dominance? Because if you could its REALLY stupid of her to call you that

>>71885873
Eat her.

>>71885803
my wife deserves all the pampers

>>71885873
Take solace in knowing that if you so desired, you could choke the life out of her.

Isn't it weird that we have absolutely no idea what the rest of this year will be like? streams no streams who knows!

>>71885185

>>71886402
Only the shitposters care, chumbies remain patient and loyal no matter what.

I just watched that Gura papercraft video. I don't even think that guy is a Gura fan, he keeps calling her Gawr. That's even more impressive actually, not a fan but still made that.

considerably less stories leaking out from japan this year, almost zero involving gura. she mainly does her job and leaves apparently?

>>71885803
The JP girls was passing my sharkwife around like a fuck meat...

>>71886540
He understands.

>>71886153
I'm not actually fat, I just ordered a lot because I hadn't eaten all day. She said a few things afterwards and smiled at me. I'm autistic so I couldn't tell if she was flirting with me or bullying me.

>>71886591
She us just like pekora.

>>71886727
She thinks you're cute

>>71886727
You dodged a bullet. She wanted to drain you of your precious seed.

>>71886727
Offer to share, when she approaches you, gulp her down in one bite. See Shinkiro for reference

>>71886784
>>71886966
She stopped talking to me and left with her friends. Did I fuck up?

gura better be prepared to meet an army of bugs when she comes back home

>>71874911
more
https://youtu.be/pCK1-mnyvAU?t=184

>>71887407
You can do it next time fatfuckbud

i just realized all the good artists get search banned and that's why I keep seeing art I didn't catch pop up

Sex with a fembud.

>>71887573

>>71887526
China loves Gura

>>71888066
no I mean literal bugs. those wasps brought their families and moved in while she was away. she's going to have to fight for her territory

>>71888147
My eggwife

>>71888147
weird fucker

Goob morning retards

>>71888467
sex

>>71874767
SNIFFFFF

>>71874759
*spreads her little cheeks*

>>71878572
Take a good look bozo!

https://youtu.be/G5HkT7QoDWg?t=3746

okayu wanted to take this kind of picture with gura's heart panel but staff was rushing her to sign things (im guessing like the wall) and there wasnt enough time

>>71888698
STAFF IS EVIL

>>71888698
Good, stay away sex pest fatto catto.

>>71888698
cute. i bet there was lots of things gura wanted to do that staff wouldn't let her

>>71886204
>pampers
Anon...

>>71888147
>takos unironically thought it was ina

I haven’t taken a shower in a week.

>>71889602
Based! That's me every week. I take one shower before the weekly grocery trip.

>>71888587
Gura is an anal slut

>>71888467
Goob morning faggot

>>71886591
Japan really isn't that fun after the first trip if you aren't a mega weeb.

Dumbass

>>71874759
Fuck Child

Why was the thread so fast 14 hours ago, but so slow now?

>>71890497
Explain.

>>71890617
we transformed into KFP for a moment
I still feel icky

>>71889602
I haven't showered in 3 years.

>>71890617
Shitposters aren't awake or gave up.

>>71890617
Kiara was giving deets.
>>71890730
Fuck off shitposter.

>>71890930
shut up retard

>>71889602
same desu

>>71889602
gura unironically turned me into a smellfag

>>71891350
As long as you aren't buying scented candles, flowers, and other scents you're in the clear.

>>71891511
What about wax melts, chumbie?

>>71892008
is that a fancy name for a candle

>>71892026
Umm it’s like uh wax. And it like melts. From turning it on. Electrical. Heat. ?

>>71892087
you're wasting electricity. just buy a candle

>>71892152
But the chumbie said lest not I do such? Plz halp..

>>71892202
follow your heart

>>71892287
This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

>>71892366
that can't be true. I'm not Gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haig0k9utmU&t=2679
Kobo called Gura out about her autism

Bae really likes Gura, but that has been established many times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97X3vTVIH-E

gura support taiwan? not good

>>71892701
Shut it, chang

>>71892735
gura offend our feeling, this is not good...

>>71892769
gura likes sushi, and wants to share the love for food, that is all, it's nothing political (luckily!)

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>>71892794
recognizing separatist is already bad enough

>>71892812
No.

>>71892812
you don't skim through these threads even once, do you

>>71892620
So this is what normalfags think about me when I'm out in the world.

>>71886591
Meh. Multiple people have said that they were only there a few days for fest and during that time everyone was busy. EN was separate from JP for a while and Gura is not close with anyone from ID--who acted like they were from another world.

Still Gura got deep one on one time with people she had not before like Mumei and Bae. And got brought up by five people on their zatsu so that is pretty good.

>>71892812
I like the sushiro fembud with the panty outline

Deer

>>71893256
Venison

>>71893256
Woahhhh!! Sugoi!!!

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>71893401
Yes. You'd think that the photo got tilted for some reason but no, it was actually like that. I promise.

>>71892620
Gura is just like me for real

>>71892620
Gura seriously needs to get the autism corrected out of her. This is beyond frustrating.

>>71893256
Out hunting? gimme some if you smoke the meat for jerky

I keep rewatching Gura megu megu fire performance from last year. That was her best solo performance at fest.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>71893994
her movement was way better this year but you really can't compete with FIYAH

>>71893873
I got some smoked meat for you to jerky, chumbie

>>71893871
Autism is her superpower

>>71892620
How the fuck do you listen to that and get "Kobo called Gura out"? Is your brain rotten?

>>71893233
Post please.

you have to realize gura is a legend. i can imagine there is a barrier to approach, especially if she looks shy/uncomfortable as is

>>71894739
She’s a literal retard.

>>71894341
Keep this batshit crazy Schizo AWAY form my Oshi.

>>71878845
China doesn't give a shit since she said Taipei.

Gura has a holy aura surrounding her at all times making it difficult to approach her.

>>71894878
It's not holy. I have the same aura, it's called being a shy socially awkward dork.

>>71894878
If you’re talking about the stench, there’s nothing holy about it. In fact it’s the most ungodly smell in the world.

mumei sat next to gura on the bus according to kobo, nice one mooms

>>71894538
Yeah, literally Kobo coping with her own (cute) crippling autism lmao
They're both autists but she didn't call Gura out in the slightest, don't know what that guy is ona about

Any signs of life from my 7 feet tall morbidly obese acoustic shark wife?

>>71895355
She hasn't been heard from since her sushi binger. It will probably take several more days of rest to go through her system.

It’s just schizos 24/7 guess I’ll wait for drama to distract them

My Gurandma.

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>>71895644
Gura can easily retire forever, i can play that on repeat for the rest of my life and be forever happy <3

>>71883906
samen

Cover should hire more autistic girls

MUMEI SAID GURA HELD EYE-CONTACT. Wat dis, where's the shyness gura where. is. it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMuK368HfMQ

>>71895916
Gura has the kind of autism that leads to excessive eye contact. She's talked about this.

>>71895916
>where. is. it
Look deep down into your moms asshole and you'll find it, i'm sure

>>71895916
Why is Gura pretending to be Homelander?

Today, Gura scratched her butt and sniffed her finger afterward.

>>71896192
Fun fact: Gura have a butthole. Use that information for your own benefit

>>71896074
CALM DOWN EGG YOLK FOR BRAINS MAN

>>71896289

>>71878913
>taller than 160cm
You got the wrong pics then retard lmfao

>>71896682
Posted 29487230 billion times already, upgrade from your dial-up favela internet dude

>>71895355
Fat schizo is back

>>71896862
r/whooooooooooosh

Am i the only non accoustic person in ggg? I feel like a babsysitter and a tard-wrangler at the same time

>>71896819
I'll stop contributing to this thread and go somewhere else to post my stuff from now on

>>71874759
My sharkwife has the fattest ass in all of Holo!!!

>>71897072
>I'll stop contributing
I fail to see how reposting the same thing over and over again is considered "contributing"

>>71897072
No, don't, your posts are good and that guy is a faggot.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>71897279
My eyes are only for Gura!

>>71897235
>your posts are good
"Instead of linking to the YT clip or timestamp, i cut it up, convert it to a shitty laggy frame-rate limited webm that 4chan can't process properly so everyone that wants to watch it with sound needs a browser extension", yes, very kino

>>71897279
I will build a huge family with Gura and make more fembuds

JWU

Gura cute!

Cute I tell ya!

>>71878913
>Moona said Kobo who is 150cm is taller than Gura
>Every girl calling her small
>Size A Heman Miller chair means that she's not taller than 5'1"
>Can't reach the floor while sitting on that chair
Kiara isn't too tall at 5'2" so she really doesn't need to look down on Gura unless you actually believe Gura is 4'7". She might be 4'10" so Kiara who is 5'2" can easily look at her without looking down

I would say this is an improvement over yesterday.

>>71897717
Stop remembering bad things.

>>71897717
Gura is still gone, how is that an improvement?

Look at this weak faggot

I got drunk again in the middle of the week...

Diary-cumbuds are worse than schitzo-buds

>>71898020
Stop drinking!

>>71898020
I wish I didn't hate the taste of alcohol so much, then I could just drink my sorrows away until I feel numb.

Dear diary,
Today I goomed to Gura's chest. I love her chest so much, it's flat and erotic. Her nipples are perky and pink, just perfect for pinching and licking T u T

Faggots

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>71898790
That's some crazy AI art.

>>71898790
gabby is gura dumbud

I would give my life for a night with Gura

>>71898957
I would also give your life for a night with Gura.

>>71898790
>Fuck Gura
Yes, I'm going to!

>>71898836
The ribs are a little much

>>71898869
meds

I wonder if Gura is proud or disappointed everytime she reads this thread

>>71899366
Pretty sure she’s the one behind half the shitposts in here.

"I made lots of friendly eye contacts", seriously, who the fuck phrases it like that or even says such a thing? :D

>>71898869
Then who’s Gawr??

>>71899494
Goob

>>71899494
yeah I wonder...