/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for shotoes and shondes being interlinked around my member giving me a footjob

shontoes

shummy

i love love LOVE fallenshadow

it was really nice of her to post otis when the last thread was dying

ARGs are annoying as fuck

going through last thread and seeing the poster signing vod brought back the regret i felt for not getting one it still hurts just as much

shondo please you cant just say that jesus christ

>>71869504
need

>>71869504
this is close to one of the outfits i imagine her in my fantasies of taking her out to a date
shontoes btw

i will take shindo to da klub in a trashy goth outfit one day

>>71869253
you can have mine if you want. she numbered it on stream. just dm me your address.

>>71870203
sent

Lewd trace anon here
Here's about as much as i'm going to do for this. I hope my shiggies enjoy.

>>71870475
diamonds
me on the right btw

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>71871958
this ritual post is the real sissy hypno

STOP insuating that my wife picks her oinker! IT is cute and SHE is cute and her FINGERS are cute. She would NEVER stick her teeny tiny fingers up those teeny tiny nostrils.

oink

its cute

>>71870475
Make him a dark grey

>>71872602
I would eat her nose gunk and clean it with my tongue

>>71874918
that’s nice otis

>>71870475
close her pussy more
why do people draw them as gaping wounds that don't close by themselves or have any muscles surrounding them
fix her pussy NOW

>>71874918
really gross post but i wouldnt say no

>>71875644 (me)
I had a ryona post in mind for this but it took too long to make and I forgot it so just have this gif

>>71876432
tuffnarr is this a scheduled post
you're literally asleep right now how are you doing this

>>71876456
The answer is that i am not tuffnarr

>>71876365
laughed at this

>>71876365
shes still gaped from the last guy

SHONDO MY DOG JUST ATE MY HAMSTER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71876842
bit early for a cuck post
i'll be noting down who's online currently and crossing you off the list

>>71875644
>>71876432
your gif sucks and i bet the post you had in mind sucked as well, fuck you plus your wife hates you

>>71877960
What'd I do

why did she use the rabbit hole art lmao the marriage is dead

>>71878143
what are you even talking about?

i wish i could use her rabbit hole if you get my meaning

>>71878183
she's telling us to take the stripper pill

>>71878183
I'm guessing "the rabbit hole" is an animation or something and the themes or what happens in it might be horny and shondo is wearing a bunny suit inspired by the animation or from the animation

>roli
hi fag, miss your wife or your other wife? maybe both

>>71878256
This, but unironically. Shondo clearly has a desire to be an onlyfans girl, the only thing stopping her is her body dysmorphia.

>>71878737
?

>>71878968
He stalks both offline chats almost daily.

>>71844947
lol shondo keeps doing that uwu sadgirl shit in 2024? jfc she's never gonna grow up
>>71842873
Any watchalong over 12 hours is a slog, not that I'd expect groomed """husbands""" to prioritize quality over quantity.

I get the thread is dead because there's nothing to talk about, but still

>>71879760 (me)
*any watchalong over 10 hours
The ideal watchalong is about 6 hours, enough for three average movies and a zatsu.

All marashons should be at least 8 hours

>>71880456 (me)
i'm retarded I meant 80

>>71880535
>i'm retarded
Fairly obvious since you're a """husband""" with no life.

>>71880535
they shouldn't have a limit and every $100 (accumulated) should be a new movie that's added on the end

>>71880621 (me)
I’m trans so i know MORE about you and my infected axe wound makes me better than you, get a life gooning to sissy hypno xister just like me

>>71880535
I didn't actually make this post, but i don't mind at all

>>71880629
>new movie for every $100
Are you mentally stuck in 2021? $100 means nothing to shoggers, I'd personally add four movies and I'm a poorfag.

It could have been said in other words rather than "I'll feel sick after this", "I'll be bored with you" and "I have other things to do to waste time on you"

What is shondo's cunny grip strength

>>71880772
>"I'll be bored with you"
>"I have other things to do to waste time on you"
Shit the Barbies were thinking when Shondo wanted to watch Twilight at 1AM, thankfully Shondo has her consolation prize ready to hang out with her at any hour of the day or night.

>>71880772
Me and shondo could be having a 6 hour rawdog session but nope gotta please the shoggers

>>71867447
best post ITT

I'm not into feet but i'd let shondo rape my penis with her tiny feet

Is there any art with shondo wearing a strapon

>>71880772
A relationship is built on compromises and sacrifices.

Cranking my hog, absolutely going to town on that bitch. Edging crazy style until stream starts. Gonna bust the biggest load of my life when my bitch says konshadow

>>71880837
probably like dead, rotting meat. there are no muscles in that atrophied anorexic body of hers

>>71881309
Sadly true, she has to rely on the tightness of her first time to hook you otherwise it'll seem like you're fucking a cave.

>Busy as shit and have to watch vods all week
>Tied up this weekend and can’t make the movie marashon
>she’s actually watching good movies this time :p
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!! Genuinely going to miss hanging out with her this week. I’m not trying to bait please do not be rude but would I DM Orange for the watchalong VOD? LOTR is kino I hope she likes it.

>>71881377
>good movies
lol lmao
>DM Orange for the watchalong VOD
it's gonna be on chama for a week

>>71881309
>>71881375
>period issues and no tightness
Vegetarian diet. Every time.

oh this got fixed
https://twitter.com/SnowbruhVevo/status/1770293590024991099

>>71882077
Soulless attention whoring.

>>71882348
?

>>71882077
Nice

>>71882500
Had to fix the wrists = doesn't care.

053 am 056 been updated as promised, sorry for the delay.

>>71882587
If you're a casual viewer it's not something that's brought up a lot. Fixing it shows they do care

>>71882077
only fixed it after he got ignored, proper attention whoring when they don't even bother reading a couple of lines
Shoggas should take after their wife and not even mention anything is wrong to them

>>71882673
Uncensored versions when?

Last night, I was thinking about laying on her couch with my head in her lap, her playing with my hair. I’d ask to see her hand, inspect it, give it a few kisses. Then pull her sleeve down and kiss her scars, hoping she knew I didn’t think they were ugly or thought any less of her for having them, that I loved all of her, no matter what.
Why does she turn me into such a mushy faggot?

>>71883064
>Why does she turn me into such a mushy faggot?
The answer is love
Also I'm in the same boat

>>71883064
>Why does she turn me into such a mushy faggot?
Low testosterone.

>>71882830
That’s a pixiv thing.

>>71883195
Pixiv isn't the only website you can post hentai. Gelbooru and danbooru exist too.

>>71883282
danbooru doesnt let you look at lolis unless you pay up

>>71883352
Reread my post.

>>71883384
i refuse

>>71883172
this, love is a low t trait
high t men would want to eat her

Love is for straight and manly men
Anything else and you're a faggot sissy

>>71883590
>Love
A manly man would only say that he loves his children.

>>71881640
>Vegetarian diet
I also agree with this. shonshon, if you happen to read this and absolutely refuse to eat meat, please add a good few more eggs to your diet. At the very least, it wouldn’t hurt and you get to eat more eggs :D genuinely worried about your health, sweetie.

>>71883718
She is my child wife

youre acting like shondo isn’t a sissy hypnotising queen, we’re all nise and feminised here

>>71883718
A manly man loves his family, shondo is my family

>>71883812
She should add my chewy semen to her diet.

>>71883590
thank you shondo, that makes me feel better

>>71883718
you’re supposed to love your spouse more than your children you are literally meant to be one being united in mind, body, soul (the rebus)

>>71883883
>shondo is my family
That's not how family works, at the bare minimum you need to live under the same roof as her in order to call her family. You can't even call her a distant relative since you're not related to her.

>>71883886
Shut up, Hopkins.

is there a thing opposite to sissy hypno? Like instead of making you feminine it makes you masculine? if not i think it would be kino and shondo should do that instead

>>71884050
>is there a thing opposite to sissy hypno?
Going to the gym, picking up girls in da klub.

>>71884050
not watching women pretending to be anime girls to start with

>>71884213
nyoooo

>>71884213
This. I've always said that vtubing is an inherently gay hobby, you'd think that spending time with females means you're straight but vtuber fans are massive fags that like traps.

>>71884050
i think when she said “who’s my big strong guy?” Was sorta like that
>>71884213
they’re cute and funny though, it boosts my test and makes me want to protect them and hurt anyone and anything that wants to destroy that cuteness, because they hate beauty and want everything to be as ugly as them, inside and out

>>71884213
stinky femcel

>>71884213
you will never be shondo

shondo… you posted it three times, is everything okay?

>>71884616
she's on the drank again

>i have to watch three streams at the same time
but i only have two eyes…its sho shover for me

>>71883981
Nuh uh, she said herself we're her family and she's ours or that we can think of her like that

>>71884749
this loser hasnt opened his third eye yet lmao
everybody laugh at him

at least we know she’s up, so she’s probably /here/ rn

hi shondo

wife awake

>>71884795
You can think of her like that, it doesn't mean anything though. She can't even remember the nicknames of her white ribbons so what does she know about you as an individual? She's not your family, she's an anime onlyfans girl.

>>71884995
>picrel
too far

>>71884995
>anime onlyfans girl
lol that's an insult to onlyfans girls, you can get an OF girl to text you for $20 a week

She's my little sister wife, thank you very much

>she didn’t delete the one i post on
:) that makes me happy

>s-she woke up early!!!!
Shoggers are retarded numbskulls, she always goes to bed at around 7AM (2-3 hours after her last tweet) and wakes up at around 2PM.

Literally no one itt said she woke up early you brain dead troglodyte kys

the sissy hypno made you even more retarded than usual

>>71885369
wrong and dumb, she normally wakes up an hour before stream thats why she schedules the tweets

>>71885514
I was addressing my slow-witted offline buddies.

>>71885585
>she normally wakes up an hour before stream
If you believe this you need to be lobotomized. She rarely gets 8 hours of sleep, she just has other shit to do besides tweeting.

>>71885671
shes gods eepiest soldier dumbfuck. she spends entire days in bed. because she HAS nothing else to do.

>>71885705
>shes gods eepiest soldier
JFC you take every title she gives herself seriously? The sleepiest soldier shit comes from having a few days of extra sleep due to purple drank, now she's not drinking that poison. Kys already.

>>71885369
Fake news. She gets up shortly before reposting the stream tweet and posting the announcement in discord. Around 2.5 hours before stream. It's why there those things are late when she sleeps through her alarms and there are no new likes between the few hours after her last tweet and before the scheduled post

>>71885765
>now she's not drinking that poison
dyrbi

>>71885765
its ok youve already admitted you dont know a thing about her habits lol. you just wanted to start shit

I can’t wait until I can tell her how much I love her in chat <3

>>71885817
>nooo shondo would never fibb
It sounds like you don't know her nature at all and just take her at her word for everything. When do you think she emails artists? At 2AM in the morning? Fuck outta here.
>>71885811
>dyrbi
Her heartbeat was better during DS.

>>71885970
shadoweekend? the time she sets aside to get work done? its like 2 people to keep track of lmao seems like you took the "hardest working schizo loli" shit to heart

she might go to bed at 6-7 AM
but she said it takes several hours to fall asleep
sometimes she is still up at 11 AM
she doesn't get 8 hours sleep even if she wakes up one hour before stream

>>71885970
That's just from all the cardio in dancing in da klub. Besides, codeine DECREASES heart rate. It's either her cardiovascular fitness increased or she's hitting the lean harder than ever.

her heart rate spikes up a lot when she reads me

>>71885970
>At 2am in the morning?
Why wouldn't she? Many of the people she works with are in Asia anyway. Her busiest hours seem to be sometime after stream

>>71886247
but she told me she disassociates under the desk for 2 hours after stream (definitely not to make me feel guilty)

>>71886222
Her heart is reacting to her seeing my username in the corner of her eye

>shitpost about da drank
>he runs with it
kek

>>71886511
That's after some streams or when she's struggling

>>71886658
>or when she's struggling
And when might this be? She has no reasons to struggle, old Shadow was just a depressed lonely girl.

so any example streams when she streamed zoinked?
seems like an unproven rrat for me
except that one CK stream she had to cancel

It’s gonna be awkward when the eye tracker rushes over to my username every time I chat or donate. She could be a lil more subtle about it, but she wont.

>>71886750
civ 6 when she spent 6 hours going kon kon and kon kon house

shondo spelling out ‘goon’ with the eye tracker

>>71886750
Not a rrat, Shondo is a druggie.

>>71886800
kino

>>71886880
i know about her codeine addiction
but did she really streamed while drugged?
>>71886800
i will check it out

>>71886750
first cancelled crusader kings stream she was fucking out of it

>>71882673
i kneel, thank you

>>71886800
feb 18?
was this before or after the weed with ft event?

>>71886877
KEK

I remember Shondo mentioning wanting to get stoned with nina after nina did that one stream on edibles. Something that is definitely happening in the future.

barbies next week......... yay.........................

>>71887380
Nina won

>>71879005
That's probably just chatterino.

Has shondo ever done a countdown in asmr?

Weed is bad for schizophrenics as it can trigger very bad episodes, hence why she spiraled back before.

>>71887685
I was Dereking him since he was a shogger. After he threw that tantrum on twitter he showed up daily in chat for over a week, then as soon as he oshi-hopped to Soya he showed up maybe once a month. After his new oshi graduated he started showing up almost daily in Shondo's main and alt chats.

>>71887980 (me)
>started showing up almost daily
Multiple times per day.

>>71887980
get a job

>>71888041
I have a job that allowed me to work from my PC. What about you third worlder?

>>71888041
i like his dereking it's for the best really

>>71888126
I carry buckets of parasite water back to my mud hut for a living
I post from the only computer in the village after Jamal is done with it

>>71887936
no but a shogga did this edit
https://files.catbox.moe/qn6fit.mp3

>>71888264
oh my god

>coomer trash """game"""
not a whore btw
wow sure she is different from other vtubers, heckin wholesome and not coombaiting yep

>>71888586
>whore
yeah, for me

shes going to consider everyone who watches the game as a cheater btw

Speaking of chatterino, how do you set up the filter to get notified when a specific user joins?

who even recommended DoA?

it's going to be fun ogling women with my wife today

Can’t wait until she says something along the lines of “men should be castrated and forced to be beautiful women like these”

>>71888586
im telling you, take the stripper pill

>>71888586
you don't get it anon, she only likes tentacle porn and hentai for the heckin nice art. this is no exception.

>>71888792
Dewd(real)

>>71888967
syadouHappynod yes wifey syadouHappynod I will snip the pp

If she shit talks Boromir in Fellowship of the Ring I’m divorcing her. No if and or buts about it. Marriage over. Divorce. We’re done. There’s no working through that. Unsubscribing. Unfollowing. Blocking on Twitter. I’m calling the police.

>>71890086
Lotr is just one of those things that some girls don't get. It's not her fault that her brain doesn't work properly

>>71890086
i like the sean bean karma meme
boromir --> ed stark
kek

>>71888264
someone also added a kk animation with shitty encode
enjoy your 100MB download from catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/bkzz5z.mp4

>>71890565
Remember when she used to do projects like recreating the KK for us? I like when she did that sort of stuff

she works very hard to get a project to 20% completion before moving on

>>71889279
Of course, she will play whatever the top King says.

>i don't like niggers
Still can't believe she said that

proof?

uuuu im so eepy shoggas i dont know if i can stay awake all stream

Can't wait to not donate lots of money to her this week despite being able to. Fiscal responsibility bros winning hard.

Does Shondo research every game she plays and every movie she watches with us in order to have the right reaction? Idk she's never blind when it comes to entertainment, it's like she's afraid of being surprised by something so she spoils it for herself by watching youtube videos, other streamers, reading plot synopses, diving into fandom memes...etc. The latest example is her spoiling LOTR for herself, god forbid she goes into something blind.

>>71889279
>recommends a coomer "game" about a bunch of prostitutes and their black man pimp boss
>Shindo:yes my dear King. just for you
Absolutely BASED King, we kneel
You run this.

>>71892212
This lazy bitch hasn't done anything lately to deserve your money, personally I'm waiting for the debut.

>FallenShadow uses eye tracker
>Its really accurate
>Like scary accurate
>Catches micro eye movements as she surveys chat.
>She notices a username, immediately looks away in disgust.
>You see her searching the sea of usernames going by, picks one out of the noise to read.
>You type something stupid that catches her eye.
>She scrolls back up to look at it.
>Wordlessly stares at it for 7 seconds
>”Okay”
>Goes back to game

>>71892337
>autism

>>71892224
how exactly did she spoil lotr for herself when she didn't even know that we didn't mean all 6 movies

>>71892381
Shoggers were saying she's watching the Hobbit.

that's not how eyetrackers work, unless she puts the chat on screen

>>71892337
it's not secret she searches for King D's messages to read while ignoring the third rates

>>71892549
Shondo would read your post sarcastically while doing a retard voice, yet it won't change the fact that you're right.

>>71892224
I think you could describe this as a basic anxiety alleviation technique. If I’ve got plans to do or discuss something I’ll do a background check to get a baseline familiarity w it to feel more comfortable.
>Looks at plot synopsis for movie
I unironically did this for Twilight before the movies lol. Shit, I’m still reading the lore for fun sometimes.
>>71892516
It’s a made up scenario anon it’s supposed to be a silly haha funny imaginary thing

>>71892549
that's what the priority read chatterino tab is for

This is why I don't chat anymore :(

>>71893100
good we're full

>>71892963
You're spot on shomie, when I was throwing a fit on twitter she read me a dozen times next zatsu meaning that I was on that priority tab for a stream with her favourites. That was her last ditch effort to manipulate me by giving me some extra attention. It didn't work, now I treat her like the stripper she is.

>>71892444
Read the schedule.

>>71893100
>send lots of chats
>she reads the one above it
>she reads the one below it
>skips me
>happens 30+ times a stream
idk man she might actually hate me and want me to kms myself idk dude something ain’t right

take the hint ;)

>>71893473
this, shoomfie

>>71893405
>happens 30+ times
Why do you act like not getting read 30x is a lot? Getting 1 in 70 read is a great rate, also there's no way she read the one above you and bellow you since replying takes time. She must've read one of them and a clone comment later.

>>71893100
you never stood a chance against King D. its a good thing you accept your place in the third rate chair

>>71893170
>>71893651
Fuck you, I'm going to become the next neosky. Thanks for the motivation fuckers, see you cucks in the inner circle

>>71893736
you're playing into the favourites hands by becoming a flooder since it dilutes the up and coming second rates chats

>>71867179
this is gonna be such a cringe stream

>>71893865
stop antiing yourself and post the 1hour tweet already

>>71893865
you're cringe actually, haha owned

>>71893547
Shondo as audibly sighed when she sees my username she’s just too polite to say frick off and I don’t break the rules so I don’t get banned

>>71893884
fiiiiiiiiiiine just a sec
>>71893936
no u british meatball

She's laughed at a lot of jokes that I've made, even when I was just replying to someone in chat
Hbu shoggas?

>>71893547
unless youre Da King

>>71894173
delusional

>>71893826
lmao, the third rate getting uppity. you are worthless to her and always will be

>>71894173
>Hbu shoggas?
I'm not interested in being Chat, I want strimer to make me laugh.

>>71892444
i fibbed about that; well, technically i made a prediction that was false. srry either way

She used to make me laugh a lot but now she keeps looping the same jokes that are not funny anymore.

>>71894554
She needs to steal more jokes from King D

Do you guys actually care about time looping zatsus? I personally like it, if i think of something after the zatsu and don't have when to bring it up i can ask the next time we hear about it or when I'm not there for the first time it's been talked about and now I can be a part of the conversation

I don't mind the looping zatsus if they're under 2 hours.

>>71893547
fuck dude I can’t tell when people are goofing around or being genuine anymore. I just made that scenario up lmao.
>1 of 70 is a good rate
Surely this is incorrect. I don’t even type that much, average 4 or 5 a stream and get read once or twice every other stream
>>71894173
Making Shondo laugh or having her riff off something you said is better than heroin
>>71894242
>not interested in being in chat
based. lurking is really comfy and she’s fun to passively listen to.

>>71893826
This is true, look at how they talk about king T, or B, if you will. They even copy the things he says.

>>71894797
Now you're just being silly

>>71894783
>Surely this is incorrect
It's not.
>I don’t even type that much, average 4 or 5 a stream and get read once or twice every other stream
Congrats you're a favourite with a 25-50% read rate, you either need the newfag buff or to be a favourite in order to pull off those numbers.

>>71894783
>Making Shondo laugh or having her riff off something you said is better than heroin
I agree, but it's awkward seeing people syadouOmegaLUL, i can't tell if they found it funny as well or if they just did it because shondo laughed
Probably the latter

i like the zatsus cause i like listening to her. she makes me happy. however, i’m getting groomed in chat and fully expect to no longer be read at all soon. mentally preparing myself for it :^)

>>71894783
The more you send, the lower your rate gets (sending at less optimal times, with worse material, plus she will throttle you)
Think how many interactions would the top chatters get if you applied your rate to them.

>time looping zatsus
Welcome to marriage. It reminds of that one joke
>my wife ran out of good stories on the 4th date
>we’ve been married for 20 years

>>71894995
this happened to me but if you keep persisting she will loop back around to reading you a lot again

I hate when I can't watch stream for too long and have to leave before getting read even once

>>71894783
>average 4 or 5 a stream and get read once or twice
I average 300 messages per stream and get read 3-6 times.

Sometimes I’ll go out of my way not to interact because I get nervous when she give me attention.

sometimes i go weeks without chatting or watching streams and then i send 500+ messages for a week straight

Cute

>>71895382
you're cute too, shondo

I've stopped trying to get read once I realized that I didn't feel anything when Shondo was reading me half a dozen times because it was just not enough attention, getting interactions with her was more of a dick measuring contest with shoggers than genuinely wanting attention from her. Sorry for being a gay homo ratracer.

sometimes i put myself on cooldown if i feel she's interacting too much. this girl is too clingy at times i swear.

my sub is renewing next week and i dont have anything to say

>>71895679
Then don't say anything

Mine is renewing this week and I don't have anything to say.

>>71895679
Tell her to post her eggs like she said she would, in their uncracked shells

>>71895775
i dont care about this, sorry

>>71895775
she has no uncracked eggs anymore I'm sorry

>>71892224
>she referenced this post in the offline chat a minute ago

She waited for King D to say hi before saying it back.

I agree that rat race is big gay. I'm not in competition with anyone. I simply enjoy spending time with the woman that I love. I can imagine getting so wrapped up in ratrace could nuke the enjoyment of streams
>Was that comment funny enough?
>Is she reading me a lot today?
>Is she reading that other guy more than me? Does that mean she likes that other guy more than me?
Like calm down shigga this is supposed to be fun. You're supposed to be having fun. There is nothing to "win", you've already won. She loves you. You don't have to earn it. You're good enough. Let yourself have fun.

>>71896115
i do all this and still have fun, speak for yourself shiggie

>>71896115
I chat a whole lot because I just like yapping, if it happens that i get read a lot I look back on it after stream and get extra happy, if i make her laugh I get excited
I just talk and make jokes that come to mind
It's particularly fun if you don't come /here/ while she's live

Looking forward to violently masturbating to the girl she likes the most and imagining her sitting and watching as I fuck the girl

the thumbnail is so lazy I'm amazed this is what she's spending hours on days off doing

>>71896115
This isn't true she treats people better depending on how she perceive depending on your contribution. And that's simply a fact.

>>71896298
>this is what she's spending hours on days off doing
;)

>>71896300 (me)
I forgot how to type today please forgive me.

>>71896361
I forgive you

>>71896298
>>71867179
>the thumbnail is so lazy
This. Shondo stop being a lazy bum.

>>71896411
she was busy lil bro

i think its funny

Shondo I'm still shitting please start late today

>>71896435
I know that she's klubbing every week but she could at least pretend to give a shit about her job.

I thought the thumbnail was funny

I bet you one ($1.00) American dollar that the eye tracker is buggy and she gets frustrated.

>>71896615
I hope not

>>71896615
I bet you $100 that she forces herself to be a pervert. Unfunny slop.

Wonder what FE needed help with. Boomers can be dense to the simplest of tech issues. For my grandparents, if it's not related to the tv, they don't have a clue how to work it. Even that's a stretch 2bh

>>71896669
>Unfunny slop.
speak for yourself anti-kun

>>71896615
i bet you 2k it works well ;)

>>71896727
You won't laugh more than twice.

I bet 1 billion dollars she'll be cute and funny today

>>71896853
Insta win

>baby girl
God he's a cringe fag.

>>71896921
so are you

>>71896950
I didn't marry a stripper.

told my mother I haven't been watching shondo recently
her face told me she hates me
i'll give it my best shot to watch this stream

>>71897006
Digi...

>>71883590
>love is love is a popular slogan for homos
>says love is for straight men
Fuck off fedposter you’re not gonna convert me

and just like that all my troubles are miles away

>do your eyelashes touch your eyebrows
no, but my nose hair blends seamlessly into my mustache

>>71896115
ngmi

>makeup talk
I'd rather listen to Oli.

>>71870475
just make edits, what's the point of the effort just to flaunt how unskilled you are, may as well do AI

having been 2 da klub i didn't see her there so i need to know wtf she spends her time doing

>shondo teaching femboys how to be prettier
the sissy hypno is real

>I woke up early
non early fans btfo

>early
What she's not telling you is that she wakes up early every day.

>ubering for 5 miles because you can't walk that far with 6lbs
based lazy people

He's trying to get laid with her.

>I made myse-
her vegetarian fib is falling apart

>proud of frying bacon
i love my cute and retarded wife

>>71897631
no she's a frail widdle girl who wubs aminals ><

I thought brits don't say grilled cheese is the brit fib falling apart

>>71897722
She uses a lot of Americanisms.

>>71897631
>>myse-
What's this supposed to be....mystery meat?

>>71897722
what else would they say?

>>71897798
watch the stream

>>71897804
cheese on toast

>>71897798
>What's this supposed to be
I made IT myself.

shondo if you dont read one of my messages soon i will kill myself

>>71897804
cheese toastie

>>71897829
>>71897840
Sounded like she said she made herself some of that fake sausage...

>>71897804
>>71897833
If it's cheese on top of one slice: cheese on toast
If it's cheese between two slices: cheese toastie, or just toastie.

she didn't fib about trip 2 because she actually moved to florida and has been there this whole time

>>71897979
It wouldn't surprise me, one of the critters moved to US with her dad.

>>71897979
we wouldve heard gunshots by now, maybe even a bullet or 2 hitting her house

>>71898072
oh you believed her when she called those motorcyclists?

you're not being subtle shondo

not here btw

hi shondo

>everything is a honeypot
like this stream ;)

>>71897006 (me)
>100 gift subs
>make up
>1.4k viewers
>talking about my side piece ft AGAIN
>wow i hate gore and stuff
>bad things suuuuck wow i hate that heh
maybe tomorrow

shondo the AI shows you want you want to see, you fucking retard
you keep looking at them that's why they keep popping up, stop self-reporting
we all know you love gore

>Shondo is a Karen that reports violent videos
The next time Shondo posts a loli drawing I'm reporting her.

>blatantly says she clicks on them to report them
>surprised more of it gets recommended
how dumb is this whore

>>71898420
she would tell you she only likes that stuff in fiction except when inflicted on her
don't think about how she talks about real children when she's tired enough during watchalongs

>I'm not trying to push a statement
>says a statement
not political btw

>SHONDO I REPORTED RRK 2.0 FOR BEING CP NOT GURO!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't want you to have another sekrit club.

>>71898480
>she would tell you she only likes that stuff in fiction
So? I don't give a shit what this anime Karan likes, other people like seeing actual guro and she's reporting small accounts with her nearly 100k behemoth of an account. Fuck this bitch, I will report the Shondog the moment she posts it.

SEA BROS WE'RE IN

Jamestown 2.0 except shondo wants everyone to live but her followers commit mass murder

i would cum

>>71898730
same thought as me

>bapy wants to kill all children
kek

>>71898726
kino. she's an eldritch god after all. a story anon could run w this scenario.

>we need X, Y, Z
>Shondo won't do X, Y or Z
what does she bring to the table other than rape bait?

gold digger trying to deny her gold digging claims

she doesnt want strippers to compete with her racket

>no strip club
but where would she work

so much for her loving whores right?
so much for her loving to ogle girls right?
so much for her being a sexpest right?
all that just to stand on a moral high ground for the umpteenth time

>>71898910
futeness

thirf is actually doing a fleece with these highlighted
what is going on behind the scenes

>>71898985
understand her whole self esteem hinges on tearing down other women for things she wishes she could do and then calling it virtue

>>71899060
he has always highlighted some of his messages

oink

oink

oink

>retconning Pyro

she is disgusting

>>71899206
she only said that they hugged
I'll never not feel bad for that guy

>can kiss a girl on the lips
>still refuses to kiss us on the lips in a 4-year online relationship
at some point you have to realize how you're being led on

I didn't understand kissing till I got my oshi and got kisses from her,then suddenly I understood

all she needs to say is she kissed an unconscious girl when she was young but she intentionally says it in a way to sound le sussy don't clip me xD

>>71899279
yeah fuck this bitch let's ditch her and go to neppie

its ok shondo you can explore kissing with me at your own pace :)

>>71899279
>being led on
This isn't a relationship, you're paying her for less affection than you'd get from a prostitute.

my head hurts :( im gonna go take a nap have fun with the stream shoggas

>shondo continues to rant about mouth kissing for tens of minutes
>gets called out for kissing a girl
>anyways
vile behavior.

>>71899323
that's why she's a wife, you're not supposed to expect affection from your wife you're just trying to keep yourselves together for the sake of your children

>>71899423
:s

>>71899411
>literally sells kisses for subs
>"I don't get kissing"
This fucking stripper.

>>71899397
>have fun with the stream
i wont

>>71883718
A manly man only loves children

>>71899411
no what's funnier is that it comes directly after her saying she doesn't even understand normal kissing

I can bet my life and the souls of my entire family line that if Nina asked her to kiss her on the lips, she would eagerly accept or even initiate the kiss
then she'll say "yeah but.... she's a girl"

She is evolving past giving kisses
So proud of wifey

>>71899550
no, manly men pump out kids then move on to the next bitch

>>71899612
>"yeah but.... she's a girl"
lol she's a lesbian, get it through your heads """husbands"""

>casual dox discussion
fucking what?

>>71899730
oh no she's talking about super sekrit information anyone can find

>you can collab with your oshi
Someone's not up to date

>I would never ever join a corpo, ever
>actually I've been to some of the interviews of some corpos
>they just didn't have anything I want
gold digger mentality. if she was offered a signing on contract she would've immediately graduated.

>>71899730
Theres this weird shit about gura where people just don't care about talking Past Life shit. I've seen it countless time, its odd. Feels like they see her as this entity instead of a fellow vtuber

shondo you can't even manage yoursrlf

>inis fucks twitch staff confirmed

>I could do talent management
Shondo would become the Harvey Weinstein of vtubing. Shondo would sexually harass, molest, and rape the talents

>>71899652
pump kids full then move on to another kid*

this one?

What story?

>>71900017
Yes.

bapy is coming for us

she wants more ryonaposts but I won't do it until bratty is banned again

Filling shondos mouth with my popcorn

>>71900017
old Shadow would've recorded herself reading that for her patreons

retarded ass fucking fibber
you know what you read out loud 5 years ago

>>71900017
This made my cock hard, is thats normal?

>>71900017
kino lmaoo

Why is the lying so much

>>71900243
stop making shit up anti

>>71900243
Its not the sex, she can't stand reading a man emasculating himself like that

her enthusiasm and sweetness of voice when reading your message is solely dependent on how many bits you donate to her

>>71900243
What did she read out loud 5 years ago? How long has this poor girl been groomed

>>71900330
no shit

>>71900330
Just like women in real life, she's not hiding her female nature.

>>71900330
just donate more then?

jfc this is retarded
I hope one day she'll just give 1 kiss per dono

How much do I need to donate to have her thank me in a completely deadpan voice with a hint of resentment and anoyeance?

>>71900315
She's fibbing, that's exactly what she wants her husbands to be. Castrated sissies yesmen

>>71900330
verifiably not true

>>71900338
How long?
Since the day of her birth

she has never actually kissed 100 times whenever she does that, the highest she has went was 80 at max.
so much for being grateful for what you got huh