/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with older women

>Deranked to adept 2
>Deranked in streets
>Deranked in Tekken

All multiplayers games are dogshit

>>71840948
have some updated vods to watch during maint
Nina practicing with Moko New Izumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItUfNhYK3Y
Nina ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUgxCCAPYU
Pico ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
Andy ranked
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2094996678

>>71841139
if you play for rank and not for fun, you already lost

They should add more brown lolis to mahjong soul.

:)

:^)

:D

8====D

>>71841182
this thread becomes more Japanese with each passing day

>>71841546
It's time to get a png anon, click go live so we have more english streams

If red dragon tile does not taste like cherries I will have existential crisis and depression.

>>71841781
the filling tastes like cherry cough syrup

Mushrooms!

>>71841867
>discard a tile
>MUSHROOMS
>3 seconds runs down
>MUSHROOMS
>3 seconds runs down
>MUSHROOMS
>3 seconds runs down

I'm so proud of everyone taking their meds, unlike /mjg/. It's time for another dose. Pull down your pants and say 'ah'.

Not going to learn how to play mahjong, sorry

>>71843009
wrong thread, you're looking for >>71828390

>>71843009
y-yes ma'am

>>71843051
I never offered to teach you, but you are going to play.

Servers back up get in here for the event quests
Majsoul Friends Room 64209(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64209

>>71843436
fuck you anon

>>71843502

>>71843539

>>71841120

I'll stream mahjong soul right now

Sex with tileman for the answers to his next test!

>>71844593
whoa, calm down there pippa

Khubie needs to have children. Excuse me as I help her with this.

>>71844857

how long is a 'playthrough' of dwarf fortress assuming nothing catastrophic happens?

>>71846093
>assuming nothing catastrophic happens
until you get bored or accomplish whatever goal you set for yourself or your CPU can't handle the cats anymore

>>71846093
Its an open ended sandbox, so the catastrophe is the ending unless you get bored beforehand.

>>71841120
Go die, purple hag.

>>71846701
pettan chuuba hands typed this

>go to qbs stream
>last 40 messages are 1 person
i know you fuckers are there post more

>>71848503
Pippa's live.

>>71848571
this is horrible news

>>71848503
I have a serious lurking problem, only certain topics bring me out to make a fool of myself.

>>71848503
I don't chat

>>71848503
The only messages that I can impromptu think is sexual harassment.

>>71848772
Do it

>>71848772
take one for the team

JCRouser, famous batatvideogames mod(?) is in QBs chat. Very interesting.

>>71848503
I dont really know DF so other then shitposting whenever something silly happens I got nothing. I do wish the 0view male chuuba would have some self awareness though.

>>71848503
I honestly don't understand the hype about her, I don't even watch her play mahjong

>>71848772
Full send it.

>>71849419
I'm a coward, I'm sorry.

>>71849265
Is it because she's a FOC...

>>71850011
NTA, I don't watch her jong because the times I checked in she didn't seem like she cared about jong at all.

>>71849265
12 hour mahjong streams where she plays with viewers the entire time is pretty comfy and she has a pleasant voice. /wasp/ calls her a brotuber which is honestly pretty fitting shes fun to just watch play vidya and shitpost with.

>>71849265
She's fun to watch and chat with.

>>71848690
This is why corpo viewers are trash, they either spam emotes or just say lol like they are some sort of bots/npc, small indie viewers are used to chat like there is no tomorrow because if the chat is dead then the streamer will feel awkward and the stream loses its fun.

>>71850374
What makes you think that? She plays it so much I can't imagine her hating it.

>>71850374
She's played more than Pippa both ranked and friendly already.

>>71850011
I'm fine with watching friendly mahjong if the zatsu is entertaining, but the times I tuned in to her stream it wasn't very interesting and I don't find her cute enough to make up the difference.

>>71850752
She was discarding functionally random tiles and not talking about her thought process for the mahjong at all.

>>71850752
I don't think she hates it but she is definitely tired if it and only plays it as much as she does now out of a feel of obligation towards her community.
She has said she was tired of jong on multiple small /asp/ chats

>>71851042
She's also said she's joking about that though if you ask lol

>>71851100
The few times I've seen her talk about it she was fairly serious, then again that was last month and maybe she changes her mind

I don't think Kubi would be trying to figure out how best to organize the jong tournament on discord if she was sick of it.

>>71850984
Oh, she's just not good at the game. That's why it looks like she plays randomly sometimes.

I won't read the book

>>71851425
Nigga, she was playing better when she was stuck in novice
Nowadays you are lucky if you get to see her get into a tenpai with yaku...

>>71851713
this is why dama is literally the same as rape

>>71851713
Yeah, bad at the game lol

Do you think she knows about /jong/?

>>71853311
Depends if she knows about /wasp/ or not. I've been watching her for only 2 months but I've never heard here talk about this site. She is mutuals with most of the /wasp/ /asp/ chuubas but that could just be coincidence.

Maintenance does something to a mf

>>71853311
She is friend with a bunch of /wasp/ies and /asp/ies and a many of the latter ones post and lurk here so yes, even if she somehow didn't lurk these threads(I doubt it) she would still have been told about it

>>71853646
there are perfectly good jong games out there to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGkV_4AB6II

>>71853809
how many of them are here?
i swear i only see the same people from /pcg/

>>71854102
i stalked a friendly that had 2 unknowns and i stalk everytime someone is playing a friendly on my short list. not sure who they were or where they were from though. there are many creatures lurking deep in these mines

Is anyone desperate enough for jong to try out tenhou?

>>71853842
Yeah? What do you think I just downloaded?

Khubie said she was probably going to jong tomorrow.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE DORF FORTRESSING.
RATE THE STREAM.

>>71854367
I'm not a jong grandmaster

>>71854367
not a chance buddy

>>71854102
nt too many, actually some of them are from /pcg/ and later became vtubers so it's hard to place them

also naming them or linking then goes against the spirit of the thread
If I had to name them then

>bird anon
>slow sheep anon
>ryan anon
>one of the cunny anons
>and one of the RC shills

the rest haven't played more than a few games here

kenny too but I haven't seen him here yet, he barely plays friendlies anymore and no longer plays ranked

>>71854625
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
The BEEEEG khubie moments were cute.
>RATE THE YAPPING
I really like listening to her just talk about random shit its very relaxing.
>RATE THE DORF FORTRESSING.
I honestly didn't think she had enjoyed it yesterday. Guess I was wrong nice to see her learn from her last run I guess I'll play a bit after I finish some chores.
>RATE THE STREAM.
Average comfy khubie stream.

>>71854367
tenhou is unironically shit, play RC or, god forbid, hime

>>71854625
Good stream.
I am a little worried about her, she sounds super self-conscious recently but I am not sure if I am being really autistic and reading into everything she says too much.

>>71854939
slow sheep is a vtuber? i see kenny log on then log off probably to collect jade

>>71855100
>probably to collect jade

>>71855183
wdhmbt

Riichi City Friend Match 051155 (4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=051155

>>71854625
good yap, good flashing, good dwarfing, good streem

>>71855100
he is worse, he is a "famous" viewer/drawfag

>>71855324
nice try

>>71855069
the conversation at the end of tonights stream was a bit concerning but other then that I think it might just be your tisim anon.

>>71855663
i took a nap so i missed the end, what did she say?

>>71855460
:(

>>71855663
Pippa stole me away a few hours ago, mind giving me a quick write up?

>>71855753
>>71855798
tldr wants to do more ranked but she gets nervous when the back seaters tell her shes not playing correctly. its honestly nothing major just something all streamers have to get used to at the beginning.

How many hours left?

>>71856078
send her a marrow or something to read RB1 and tell backseats to shut the fuck up until after the game or during log reviews

>>71856078
the tranny clique is particularly annoying about it, but yeah, she'll get used to it

>>71856178
A few of the regulars were telling her to just ignore the back seaters and she seems to be as stubborn as Pippa is about reading the fucking book. The temptation to make a khubie version of the READ NYAGGER edit is there. Maybe after I give the dog a bath and do a few chores.

>>71856078
she only has to ask them to calm down with the backseating

>>71856517
Maybe because reading a book to enjoy a game is not what she had in mind when she started playing mahjong.
In my opinion after backseating her 3 times you should be muted for half an hour

>>71856617
The backseaters do not take kindly to that, they will push even harder because they want to "help" her improve
She should mod one of her female friends and have them punish all the backseating freaks

>>71856713
Nothing of value would be lost with muting the backseaters too because they only want to groom for their discord

>>71856713
>not what she had in mind when she started playing mahjong.
No, she thought she was downloading multiplayer mahjong solitaire

>>71856078
That's fair, I hope she does play it. She's the nervous type for sure.

she should just put a black bar over her hand so they can't backseat

>>71858603
..thats not a bad idea. I think Rezuul was doing that at one point himself.

>>71857171
That was the funniest introduction to mahjong I've ever come across

>>71858603
You bet they would back seat after she ron/tsumo
They would go "if you didn't discard this you would get this and if you didn't call this tile here you could have done that"
Also they would backseat the hell out of her discards because qb doesn't know how to read the other player discard piles

I had a dream just now: qb opened a company where she made homemade sandwiches for delivery. The sandwiches were all made by vtubers, and if you clicked on the profile, it would show you the cute girl anime who made the sandwich. They were mostly done by herself but at that moment she was streaming so a vtuber friend was the ones making them right now, but she was just taking the orders on chat.

I believe this not to be a dream but a prophetic vision of the future. The company can start in the UK but easily spread across the world. The only downside would be doxing yourself to your oshi, but this was also discussed in the dream, and I decided It didnt matter, and I ordered a chicken sandwich with mayonnaise.

>>71859265
Kubi puts the sub in subway.

>>71860049
She would kill you for this

>>71860245
I've said worse.

>>71860049
unironic sex creep kys

>>71861115
>Anon made a joke reeeee
Nah, thinking you need to touch some grass retard.

>>71861115
is it your time of the month femanon?

>>71861115

>>71861115
let me molest you

>>71861115
>Anon says on /jong/, a thread dedicated to mahjong vtubers
Where exactly do you think you are femanon? You post in the wrong thread by mistake?

>>71861115
QB is pure SEX though?

hahaha time to spend money~!

XD

>purple gifts are random only
I'm trying to bond my barely legal girlfriend you fucking

>>71864947
>faith has a one to one conversion with wishing stones
>25 wishing stones per purple gift
Get pulling, anon.

>stuck on a png waiting room
UUUUUUUUUUUU SHE HATES US

>>71865351
I actually have enough to bond her right now I just don't want to spend my faith so I can force pull Kaavi. I'm just greedy.

>>71865351
>25 pulls for a purple item when you can spend the same amount for 25 purple items

>>71865557
>so I can force pull Kaavi
>Will pull her normally right after

Room?

Majsoul Friends Room 14207(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14207

>>71865677
Majsoul Friends Room 29588(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29588

>>71865616
>force pulls kaavi
>10 rolls 10 kaavis

>>71865792
started!

two rooms?! Majsoul Friends Room 39804(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39804

>event doesn't even give a scroll

>>71866009
bad idea to have an event that gives no scrolls at the same time as a outfit drop

>>71865952
started btw

why is majsoul making me groom a vtuber as an event?

>>71866794
yostar know their audience

>>71866794
"know your audience"

>>71866794
They finally figured out the demographic of the people playing this shit fucking game because a anime women shilled it to them.

5m was half suji ;c

>>71867030
you're lucky to be alive with all those ura indicators

>>71867030
>Half the suji
>Double the deal in

do... do I have to buy the coomer outfit?

>>71867142
Yes, you're also going to have to raise your deal in rate to 14% so you can be the designated deal in slut

>>71865952
3/4

>Surely, even if I deal in, I can't POSSIBLY lose THAT many points
WJ!

>>71867270
o...okay

>>71867316
I don't like it any more than you do

>>71865952
3/4 GET IN THERE

>>71867443
>png.png

>>71867443
sorry I have to finish working on something...

>>71867550
>"working on something" instead of mahjong
...bruh...

I wish this thread had a different oshi instead of the brit, she's rather bland and uninteresting. She also sucks at mahjong.

there is a jellyjonger shaped hole in my jong room

>>71867657
No one asked Pippa.

>>71865952
started again!

>>71867646
fuck off I joined okay

massive hit on the furry

>>71867443
No im going to bed sleepy time

>>71865792
WJ I guess

who would dama a man like me...

>>71865792
WJ

>>71868136
for the banter, please understand
also was thinking of the upgrade but decided that I just want to end the game because I have a stomachache
WJ!

Who the fuck is bird anon

https://www.twitch.tv/cecilia_xf

>>71868266

>>71868266
what a fag lmao

>>71868266
no thanks

>>71868262

>>71868319
Oh ok ive seen that dude like twice

>>71867744
>all seething femanons are Pippa

>>71868467
Whats a chuuba gotta do to be recognized as seething femanon around here

>>71868542
How can Lisa still be seething if she stole millions of dollars from Pippa something something paraded around a Walmart with a vibrator inserted etc

>>71868542
Seethe. Cope. Perhaps even mald.

>>71868661
The copypasta is on my external drive. Stand by.

>>71868666
So all she has yo do is follow my example everytime i deal in. Ill make a wikihow just to make it easier

Why are you no yaku anon?

>>71868661
>>71868542
*ahem*
Lisa? The sheep that SCAMMED Pippa Pipkin out of literally MILLIONS of dollars, stripped her naked, and led her through a Walmart on a leash after inserting a lovense and a vibrating bunny style tail plug into her body? Then she forced Pippa to cum in front of the check lanes during peak hour. Pippa had to flee to the other side of the country in shame and move in with her ABUSIVE PARENTS because she was too poor to live on her own.

>>71868939
there it is, a timeless classic

>>71867744
>seething femanons seethe on Pippa on /pcg/
>Pippa seethes on the 2view femanons on /jong/

just fuck already

freaking jonger dama'ing in my safe space jong room >:c

>>71869059
Pippa actually likes QB though

Pippa doesn't even jong...

>>71869102
DAMA? IN A /JONG/ FRIENDLY?

>>71869102

I was just trying to improve my wait but he dealt in..

>>71869265
just emote at him to rub it in afterwards

>>71869186
rrat: Pippa decided to make an alt. That alt is now Saint 1.

>>71869318
She can't even get out of adept 1 in her alt.

>>71869318

>>71869362
It's called opsec. She's been throwing games while using her background knowledge of alchemy to create the Magnum Opus of mahjong which will reveal the secrets of turning base hands into yakuman and produce the elixir of tenpai.

nice discard rumao

What the fuck are you doing furry

>>71869868
>egg white egg white R
what did anon mean by this

>>71869915
you'll have to be a bit more specific

>>71869915
If you mean the OG furry, he's having !fun!

Well jonged!

>>71865952
well jonged, damaing a furry is always morally correct

wj, back to work

Why did you riichi that anon...

WJ!

My brain is mush

>friends list full
>forced to buy 2 fortune charms or delete people who have only been offline for 2 weeks
why is yostar so jewish

>>71870916
if you're talking about the three concealed triplet at the end, yeah i could have made a really big hand with that but i thought North player would win soon and i'd die if i had to discard 4/5s also i'm tired so i got lazy

>>71871243
I'm not.
The round before anon riichi'd on a furiten haku tanki wait.

>>71871280
based

>>71871280
based

>>71871280
based

>>71871280
based

>>71871280
There were some real weird looking rounds that game, I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of the more normal ones

>>71871280
I was actually just not paying attention, I'm like half asleep right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeUbY2Or9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdjaMvFPSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt1wihqhbJc
which mahjong collab am I supposed to watch

>>71871693
always watch crow

coomer skins bring me negative luck, maybe I should stay a nyagger

>>71872064
You just need the ultimate coomer skin

>>71872293
This outfit is not legal, we adhere to tournament rules.

>>71872293
sorry but I'm a federal employee, I can't use that one

>>71872386
>>71872387

>>71872416

https://files.catbox.moe/hgubkx.mp4
God, why is it so annoying to trim video. Everyone already went to sleep in the time it took me to find a program to do this

>>71872755
it's less based when he deals in for it, but still based

>>71872755
Learn ffmpeg

>>71867657
> I don't like it therefore it's bad
Femanon...

>>71872755
.\ffmpeg.exe -i 'target' -ss HH:MM:SS -t HH:MM:SS -c:v copy -c:a copy output.mp4

>>71873748
-t would be duration, -ss is where you'd start the cut

I am ashamed of those last two hanchans I played, the only thing I did right was dama the furry

page 9.... home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Md8iZSaDM
花より麻雀杯

Thread death approaches

>>71873748
Thanks anon. It seems to work.

>>71876587

stop letting the thread die

>>71877868
mahjong and its crimes have been unpunished for too long

>>71872755
i use Boram to make webms ffmpeg scares me

>>71878239
I still use webm for retards

I'm getting Mahjong Fightclub recs now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EDu4pXHwi0

>>71878696
Rumi & Aki let's gooo

this thread is not long for this world

>>71879634
Wanna disappear before the thread?

>>71879685
try it

live jong

RON RON RON

>>71889112
Stop getting in my way, I'm trying to kill.

Khubie wants to host the tournament with another girl, get in her DMs Pippa

>log on
>see an E3 playing in silver
>hopefully hes playing sanem
>hes in yonma and is in 4th
Mahjong is healing

WAKE UP ITS MAHJONG TIME

>>71891477
I just woke up and I will not mahjong

>>71891515
A-Anon you can't say that here! What will the other /jong/ers think of you?!

>>71889795
I thought Pippa only reads /pcg/

This E3 is still in last place in another silver room

just watched the guy next to me deal into a thirteen orphans
the fear of God has returned to my heart

>>71892679
honors are genbatsu...right?

>everyone foles to the master with no discarded souzu and two called souzu triplets
>everyone ends in noten
that was my deal you son of a bitch

>>71892771
>genbatsu

Resuscitation must continue until anons are back

>>71896407
just let me die in peace

>>71897582
There shall be no peace until i am our first celestial. /jong/ must go on

You should play Mahjong

>>71900671
Are random mushrooms you found in your bathroom good for you?

>>71901889
No, neither is the fuzzy looking mold.

>>71902074
is the black mold in my shower that doesn't look fuzzy fine?

>>71901889
the shrooms are fine if you share them with me anon~!

>>71904721
Ura 6. Very nice. Now lets see dealers hand.

The thread cant die before me.

I just woke up and I.will mahjong

>>71907389
why would you do that

>>71907389
Let's play together anon.

>losing all day. -600 points
I haven't felt emotions like this in years.

>>71908081
It is wednesday after all

>>71908306
charging my Thursday flow

>>71907389
me2

M'jong my soul

Too bad about that half flush.

stay out of gold today this shit is cursed

Nice mangan.

>>71909467
can attest, you don't wanna see the shit that's going on in Gold today

This thread is not long for this world

>>71911332
No streams... no lobbies...

Definitely nothing strange going on in this lobby
Majsoul Friends Room 63436(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63436

>>71911690
I'm at work... good luck anon

>>71911690
3/4
One more for the suffering

Maybe I should've waited for some of the /here/ jongers to get out of ranked.

>>71911690
Started. Good luck

>go make breakfast
>miss room
i fucking hate all of you

I only just noticed the hands, what the fuck?

how tf anon...

Who would have guessed that would deal in!?

>>71912135
Shut, i saw it a second too late

>this event is just a really shitty version of the event RC did a while back
>nothing interesting about it
>no good rewards
classic

>>71912287
does it atleast have mahjong fruit ninja?

>>71912349
No and I'm still mad that I was like 1 off getting into the top 3 in that.

>>71912287
the last event was great. Let them do a shitty one

I played with my coomer skin today and got two ippatsu tsumos in one game, the game really is pay to win...

>>71911690
>can't even see the rules of whatever cursed shit I missed out on while stalking

Tileman News:

I think khubi fell asleep. Guess no dumpire sister wife today.

>>71912733
Its a thing.

storing my power for the triple Yakuman I'll unleash next time

>play jong again
>get incredible nyagger hand
>almost win
>another play rons and wins
fuck you too, mahjong soul, i didn't miss you at all...

sex

chiitoi shaa hell wait did not play out there

Pure. Skill.

gonna jong

>>71913018
>last place
>get dealt an amazing hand
>wait a lot of turns to complete it
>someone riichis and rons while you're waiting

jellyjonger...

>>71912938
Karmic retribution

>>71913638
Karma is only good when it is my favor, and I already have to worry about flow, Karma AWAY!

... well jonged

I didn't notice that was tonpuu until it ended

>>71913955
well jonged

well jonged

Majsoul Friends Room 91840(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91840

>>71913957
same

>>71914032
3/4

>>71914032
started

>>71911690
WJ

>>71911690
Wj, my head hurts now.

WJ, give me back my flow

>>71911690
THAT WAS FUN! let's never do it again

>>71911690
Also WJ

>>71914745
Don't you like blitz no tips local yaku 2 han minimum no red 5s?

>>71914811
>2 han minimum
rude

>>71914811
>2 han minimum
That explains so much.

>>71914811
where's the kuitan nashi

>>71914811
>no red 5s
who could possibly be that mahjong soulless

>>71915102
it's the opposite tbqh, it forces you to go for more value instead of nyagging

>>71914811
Don't forget show all hands was on...

>>71915199
feels good to not be a terminal nyagger

Things are looking up!

>>71915758
actually these are my gold room only wins

Fresh bread
>>71915903

why did you deal in fox hag...

>>71915924
probably to get into tenpai

>>71915924
its not luckshitting if you dont win. PUSH

>>71916110
I needed those points

>>71914032
3/4

>>71916110

>>71916374
starting

bakers doko

>>71916456
>>71915922