/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71837100

is this your card?

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>71837100
>>71837129

Ritual post for your oshi to never sing again.

WHOMST ARE WE WATCHING

Jelly is...

Memory's friend looks cute
https://holodex.net/channel/UCu0IEm_0Vrw444Ng2EEogwg

>>71837078
hime please come back

>>71837181
Posted in /baubau/.
Odd.

Shiina trying to get herself wifed up

I want to take ecstasy with Shiina and Hime.

>>71837100
>>71837129
>>71837181

>>71837224
a cute cat

>Oh hi chyat!

I love Shiina!

Pipkiss

>>71837224

>>71837307
>it's not real

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71837100
>>71837129
>>71837181
>>71837281
NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (22:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaLI3m8sHS0
Dizzy Dokuro (22:00UTC | LIVE | South Park Fractured But Whole)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShkLX4GT-1Q
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | LIVE | Members Only: ASMR, Crab Soup Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtbL5jeqU50

SOON
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 1h | Learning to Whistle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4Y05fYYTA
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 2h | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wDAkuc9m_M
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 3h | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami/streams

LATER
Fujikura Uruka (02:30UTC | 3h30m | Zatsu?)
https://www.youtube.com/@FujikuraUruka/streams
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 5h | BIRTHDAY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4HbrO7P-48
Kannagi Loki (06:00UTC | 7h | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 8h | Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 10h | Karaoke, Vocaloid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASvcGLhAHg
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 12h | Zatsu w/ Awawa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKsGe4Zlz9A
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 12h | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule again this week :c
>If you don't watch Nasa's birthday you're a bad person and you should feel bad
>Form to submit cringe RP scripts for the Hina & Eimi collab later this week https://twitter.com/eimiisami/status/1768827948650369136
>Form to submit questions for the Memory & Awawa collab later today https://twitter.com/sirah0siawawa/status/1770021931796054310 (Use DeepL if not confidently JSL, Awawa can't EN | https://www.deepl.com/en/translator))

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

Every single ritual post that isn't Wemi-related should be an auto-delete desu

>>71837249
Awawa?

>>71837363
Amazing, yoinked.

>>71837388
*every single post
fixed that typo for you anon

>>71837100
>>71837129
>>71837181
>>71837281
>>71837374

>>71837307
Her arm sliding between her boobs is the closest thing I'll get to Lumi paizuri, and now I'm sad

Do people watch the JPs?

>>71837281
>>71837100
>>71837129
>>71837181
>>71837374
You guys are definitely anti-nose chuuba

Phase friend Nyana now has sponsors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNELdpjUU5I

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP/status/1770223928134566040

>>71837496
nyanyabyanyanya is such a silly name.

>>71837526
that's nasa right?

help /pcg/. I paid membership but ember still hasn't sent me sex. When i'm supposed to get it?

>>71837496
>>71837527
Her room was pretty shocking to be honest.

>>71837575
You filled out your shipping address correctly?

>>71837474
Yes. "Dead hours" have a few anons - most of them watching Pico, Yuu or Loki. Some are doing their JP reps.

>>71837475

>>71837526
outfit or 2.0?

>>71837634
Given the thumbnail I'm personally betting on 2.0.

>>71837606
I wrote "my penis". that's ok?

>>71837224
Neurotic, introvert, perfectionist, passive aggressive, love-shy bordering on asexual, peter pan syndrome, definitely asperger's if not more autistic.

Would marry in an instant.

>>71837526
The tail is enormous. Tailbros are gonna be eating good.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71837575
Missed the boat on that one man

Dizzy is really bad at videogames, huh?

>>71837672
You fucked up, bro. She ended up sending sex to my penis instead.

I've always been curious what Muumi told Nasa at lunch to get her to start streaming again. Sleepy Dragon has really turned it around.

>>71837673
I miss the "no appeal" ritual

>>71837673
Marriage with Jelly would be more like having a screensaver for your house. Or maybe a particularly neurotic cat.

Which Phaser is going to be the first one to successfully groom a viewer into their husband?

>>71837496
Good for her

>>71837715
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71837787
Lumi

>>71837787
It was Wemi, because our wedding is going to be any day now.

>>71837787
My wife. But probably Lumi

>>71837787
Eimi, we are already married.

>>71837673
why would you say something like that

>>71837787
Tenma
I would say Lumi, but mods are not technically viewers

>>71837787
Only small indie ones can do that

>>71837786
Cute!
I'd even start cooking again so that I can feed her home cooked meat.

>>71837787
One of them is following me in her alt, so i know who'll be the first one

>>71837868
>tenma will get married when she cant even get a sponsorship

>>71837787
Jelly.
Hime would claim a "first" ahead of her, but without the part that says "successfully".

Less than 20 hours until Panko returns.

Hey /pcg/, how have your grooming efforts been rewarded so far in 2024?

>>71837634
Outfit, unless my JP or chuuba reps are failing me
>ナサ先輩の新衣装

>Want to marry Jelly
>Don't live in a first world country
It's over for me isn't it?

Surely this thread will be better!

>>71837990
Maybe not technically grooming, but I am maybe 2-3 months from successfully Joe-Goldberg-ing myself into her life.

>>71837990
damn, I wish I were groomable

>>71837990
I just shave my head now to save money.

>>71837990
>>71837787
Her email rejected my message

>>71838041
Jelly doesn't want to live in a 1st world country, she wants to get paid a 1st world salary but pay 3rd world prices for food.

>>71838044
>>71837526
Already is

>>71837990
I don't even have discord, so abysmal

>>71838093
Understandable t b h. First world prices are extortion at this point.

>>71837526
Tail is different, horns are different, hair is different, outfit looks different but similar but hard to tell

>>71837984
I read this as "2 hours" and got really baffled. I was ready to delete all my cunny imagery and become subhuman rights activist.

>>71837307
lumi harvesting her lemons

>>71838092
STOP

STOP POSTING THIS

I DON'T LIKE FEET

I DONT

>>71837224
a LITTLE SLUT that is PASSED AROUND by men

>>71838151
Looks like her hair is longer too.

We're the threads better today /pcg/? I have read a grand total of 0 words of any of today's threads!

>>71838053
Who is Joe Goldberg?

>>71837990
I realized my beard would look much better with a higher top line, so now I have to deal with patches of peach fuzz for a few weeks before anything acceptable has grown. Otherwise, pretty good

>>71837224
pregnant

>>71838156
Sounds like you've been de-feet-ed

>>71838151
She going to get boobies

>>71838183
>We're
Panko poster is on life support...

>>71837526
>Red Eyes Ultimate Nasa

>>71838151
Looks kinda like long hair with a ribbon on her right arm. I can't tell much else.

>>71838183

>>71838156

>>71838093
I'M SO IN THERE THEN. JELLY I AM COMING FOR YOU MY WIFE

>>71838183

Who has the smallest chest in PC?

>>71838156
You will

>>71837496
off-topic pipnig

>>71837496
it's not the first stream that she does a sponsored stream; she said it at the beginning, this is like her 3rd time

>>71838227
But we're are thread good today anon. Thread read not any for this day!

>>71838301
We need this level of autism but for Phase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDsW-nWy4E

I like Dizzy more when she's crying

>>71837787
>groom
What makes you think their viewer wouldn't instantly marry them?

>>71837634
outfit or 2.0 is the same thing, it still needs to be rigged so it is basically a new model

>>71838350
I don't think this is necessary.

The runatic streak is broken...

>>71838156
Lumi why don't you answer maros anymore

I love Airi

love you pippa

>>71838412
>that image
say the thing

>>71838439
MILA!

>>71838151
>>71838243
she is hunched over like if she was a character in a fighting game, making a pose

>>71838339
what the fuck am I reading

Pippa Stream
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1770228651424186722

please sub to loki so she can eat mcdonalds at 10k

Grooming this, marriage that, time for the real question. Who will be the first phaser to phase out in 2024?

>>71838480
Why is this her goal?

>>71838507
Saya

>>71838507
you

>>71838480
Has she mentioned anything about the stream later today that was on her schedule? It's at an odd time compared to normal and I missed the start of this stream

>>71838507
Jelly

>>71838475
>shitting on her viewers
nice one pippa

>>71838475
Sounds fun

>>71838553
Huh? How is that shitting on viewers?

>>71838507
Jelly. She already burned some bridges with other girls of phase and tried to ruin their career.

>>71838619
qrd?

>>71838475
>never had a job
I can't respect anyone like this

>>71838475
This game is 100% tedium. Just like real wagie labor.

>>71838635
I don't know, I just invented it

>>71838507
Hopefully the seething femanon.

Can someone explain to me why dizzy is so busy?

>>71838553
>>71838638
Now kiss!

>>71838664
So zatsu background or does it demand enough attention that we are gonna get a "Pippa game stream" stream?

>>71838638
She's a professional streamer and therefore more respectable than any professional politician on either side of the aisle

>>71838507
Any of these girls would be stupid to Phase out. Just look at Saya. She streams like every 2 weeks, and pulls in probably over a grand a month in merch and memberships

>>71838697
Funeral this week.

>>71838507

>>71838638
How new?

>>71838688
Eimi...

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71838777
>On merch and memberships
How do you know?

>>71838754
It's zatsu background. There's no punishment for being slow or inefficient. Customers will simply lounge around for literally weeks until you scan their items.

we don't have the brightest here at phase connect, but then again Sakana wasn't very bright for a random JP/EN single gen debut 3 years ago.

>>71838773
Fuck off Carlos

>>71838828
runie is black

>>71838847
Neat, hope Pippa's autism doesn't catch too hard on needing to do the thing and we can just chill tonight.

>>71838475
I have nightmares sometimes about my retail jobs.

>>71838619
The only thing Jellys burnt is cartons of cigarettes

I would hire lumi to mow my grass

>>71838802
Hime forma de 2016...

>>71838903
What?

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME TAKE MY MEDS
Runie is white and skinny

>>71838882
His plan must be a stead stream of debuts to sell the $150 packages holy shit 200 iq strats.

>>71838970
I would hire Lumi to plant my strawberries.

Did Lumi give up on Singing March? Kinda seems like it.

>>71838882
Phase Kaleido already did a stream celebrating their 1st month, so no, they have more than 1 month. It's gonna be 2 months at the end of March.

>>71838987
The stream is about supermarket simulator. Supermarkets have aisles.

Muyu's tooth hurts. My wife is scared of the dentist.

I don't quite understand

>>71838638
Slave mentality. Avoiding wage slaving is incredibly based.

>>71839045
I'd be scared of a SEA dentist too

>>71838936

>>71838882
I remember when Nasa and Michiru were stuck below 10k subs until 2023

>>71839060
More protein!
>>71839062
Less autism!
>>71839092
More pain!

>>71838882
It was a genius move. While most western corpos debuted purely EN chuubas and tried to appeal to the western market, with all cultural differences that implies (lewdness and males), Phase followed a more traditional route, debuting actual JP talents, showing that they valued the tradition established by Hololive and its Japanese roots.

>>71838475
I guess I'm going to bed early bros

I want to sleep but runie will be sad if I'm not chatting in her stream

lumi graduation when

>>71839017
what a bitch

>>71839275
I would genuinely be surprised if she’s still here by the end of the year

I think I am actually gay for 30ma

>one piece is going on a 3 week break after the next issue
You'll be there to comfort your oshi, right Runatic?

>>71839224
>EN corpo debuts actual JP talents
>2view monetization stream
you reap what you sow

Lia will be the first one to phase out of life

>>71839358
Oh look it's Tenma's only female viewer.

>>71839283
why the hell is she so chubby?

>>71839358
ywnbaw

>>71839424
I've been putting butter in her eggs in the morning. heheh

>>71839248
>Runie comes in your room completely smashed, she's drank way more than she should have
>smiles at you and begins taking off her pants
>you think this means sex and I begin getting undressed
>but instead she comes over and pushes your head down, "zeese damn terlits...alwash moving!"
>she somehow has a gorilla grip and if you resist she may break your neck
>sits on your face forcing you into the swampy mess of hair soaked in her own urine
>can hardly breathe it's so awful and just keeps getting worse
>think maybe if you pleasure her it will make this wildebeest of a woman get off or at least come to her senses
>you try giving her gray and green piss flaps a lick but the taste is sour and rancid
>suddenly her warm piss begins to fill your mouth almost a sickly yellow in color smelling almost like formaldehyde she's drank so much
>suddenly her giant cheeks vibrate with a blast of gas like a dying elephant
>"fuggin damn shing! I gots...take a dump quit movin sho much!"
>piss is running down your chin and onto your sheets, you're stuck under the weight of this vile smelling evil woman
>she squirms around, releasing several more farts before finally nestling her asshole again the puddle of urine you've been desperately trying to swallow or spit out to avoid further waterboarding by Runie
>she leans just enough to give you air before grunting loudly "ish a big one! A Rumor...Runny...Runie Poos classic!"
>the head of this solid mass forms at her sphincter and you're powerless to stop it as you see your life flash before your eyes
>one large push causes the entire bed to shake, she grabs onto the sheets for leverage
>chunky, near black in color, a smell that reminds you of a clogged porta potty that's been sitting in the sun all day, and close to the width of an american football
>it quickly fills your mouth with urine now streaming rather than trickling down your chin
>Runie gives you a quick slap in the face "shtoopid ash thing! ish clogged! Guesh I'll go on the wall he won't mind!"
>the poop must flow and this stream of solid filth is now covering your vision and your wall
>finally the beast stops as she sits back down on your face, smearing it in when she does, and sighs at a job well done.
>Runie takes another swig of booze, let's out a fart, then mistakes the sheets for toilet paper swiping under her arms, on her forehead, plump belly, and finally her ass before tossing the wadded up sheet into your mouth then standing up carefully, stumbling, and finally off your bed giggling to herself "it shtinks in here!" She says, then begins yelling loudly "DID YOU SHIT AND NOT FLUSH!? SHTOOOOPID-hic! I gotta get back to shtreaming! Airi you fuckin skank tell me your color now!"

>>71839362

[loki news] it's time for morning mcdonalds

>>71839462
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT PARROT

>>71839362
Yeah, with my cock

>>71838439

Why won't you play Chinese tiles with me?

>>71838995
>>71839027
Just for the record, do you realize that is Nasa, don't you?

>>71839505
I'm busy doing uhh anything else.

>>71839059
Gay zoomer mentality. Avoiding any sort of mature responsibility is incredibly unbased. I can excuse Pippa because she's at least making money and working with others for success, not sitting on her ass 100% of the time and mooching from others.
There are plenty of avenues to a secure job that will allow you to make your own money and choices without being a whipped wageslave. Stop looking to vtubers for validation in your useless lifestyle.

>>71839431
Never planned on it + projection faggot

>>71839492
she moves around too much in these
her tits are just bouncing around all lewdly and disrespectfully

>>71839368
And they are still here, being the foundation of the rest of the company. It's amazing.

>>71839362
Me and my big beautiful copy of Vinland Saga.

>>71837526
>>71838151
If we follow the theme of all the gen 1 updates, they all seem to go from absolute slobs at home to the actual outside clothes that describe their actual careers.
>Uruka - wuxia princess
>Pippa - countryside ranch girl
>Tenma - cubicle wageslave
I wager, from the silhouette presented, that's it's gonna be a yukata. Quite a short one, since we can see plenty of thight, and probably exposed shoulders too, looking at that piece of cloth falling from her smooth right shoulder. So probably something in the style of pic related.

Also knee lenght hair if you're into that.

you see its an allegory for cunnilingus with dizzy's canto pussy

>>71838439

>>71839462
Nigger

>>71839538
The idea that slaving your life away is the only means of being mature and responsible is intensely blackpilled.

>>71839462
Congratulations anon, I threw up

>>71839462

>>71839630
try dropshipping, i made 1,7k in my first year

>>71839571
the only successful talent is a French Canadian Japanese
90% of JP branch viewers and chatters are EOP
there's no hope for the JP branch

>>71839520
what a strange question... of course everybody knows that's Nasa

Lots of sick people out here these days

>>71839538
Man. The American dream just died after Vietnam huh. Now it's either Dickensian nightmare or commie nightmare and if you want something else you're branded a traitor.

>>71837100
>>71837129
>>71837181
>>71837281
>>71837374
>>71837459

>>71839589
That was my thought too, she has this pic on her page on the site. I think you can see a scarf that looks similar in the silhouette too.

>>71839538
>stocking shelves
>mature responsibility
nah man

>>71839726
>comma decimal separator
opinion discarded

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

my kami-oshi just hit 10K
https://youtu.be/KaLI3m8sHS0
https://youtu.be/KaLI3m8sHS0
https://youtu.be/KaLI3m8sHS0

>>71839739
Not everybody, for example mr. Squalleon didn't.

>>71839538
cuck

>>71839806
McDonalds will be consumed, architecture begins NOW!

Roca really is too good for this world.

>>71839777
Those look warm and comfy.

>>71839806
morning mcdonalds
morning mcdonalds
morning mcdonalds
morning mcdonalds
morning mcdonalds

>>71839806
Loki Love!

>>71839735
not true, I don't understand why you spend all your day here antiing

>>71839816
>mr. Squalleon
Not a human, doesn't count

>>71839806
Good!

>>71839923
Stop engaging with the mentally ill

>>71839816
yeah, he's a faggot, though

>>71838507
Michi, she's upset she got suspended for accidentally being racist and is fine if she takes a CCV hit going indie
Hime is too scared to leave Phase and Saya is still making enough money streaming 4 hours a month.

Why isn't the great alchemical purple smoke your oshi, Anon?

The whole new JP gen is amazing. Every single one of them is better than Pippa.

Loombi...when... where star...where... *fucking dies*

Why hasn't Lumi graduated yet?

>>71840050
stop repeating this, or i might actually start believing the rrat that michi got suspended

>>71840067
she's dying unironically, bad investment

>>71840067
brown

>>71839552
Just like the idols Sakana wanted her to be

>>71840123
What's the deal with that? She's sick irl?

>>71840115
Jelly collab got moved to next week

>>71839739
Who? Phase Connect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4Y05fYYTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4Y05fYYTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4Y05fYYTA

>hate SEA and its horrible people
>favorite phase connect member is Eimi
No... Bros... Not like this...

>>71840244
Eimi isn't SEA

>>71840050
You are a nigger.

>>71840216
why is she always so early? she hates us

>>71840244
Shut up Eimi

>>71840244
its ok shes chinese like all the non white phasemems

>>71840050
>She's fine if she takes a CCV hit going indie
Michi love but her hiki ass would probably be happier going back to 2view desu. If there's anyone who hates socializing more then I do, it's Michi

>>71840274
Michi! That is... bad word!

>>71839789
The nihilism these days gives me fucking conniptions.
When did I say go wageslave at a convenience store?
When did I say go bend your asshole over and gape it for big Mr. Bossman?
I said you can find other ways to make money and "have a job" while not being a total wagecuck. Making money to support yourself and live the life you want to live is not wageslaving. Find your method to success that you enjoy and stop sitting on your ass, work for yourself. If you enjoy it? That's not wageslaving. Pippa found it, you probably could too. That's my point.

>>71840244
Do you hate other brown asians perhaps?

pacific islanders*

>>71840272
I bet it's so she can have more time to do her obnoxious yapping and tangents rather than actually discuss the stream's topic!

>>71840269
>>71840290
She's a flip

>>71840274
God damnit Michi this is how you got suspended the first time!

>>71840318
Quit bitching at anons to distract yourself from your own shortcomings holy fuck. It is cringe

>>71840325
I want to plap erina so badly
it's ok she's at least half white

>Runie starts whistling
>My dog goes ballistic
What the FUCK

>>71840344
nationally sure. ethnically? looks hella chinese

>>71840325
All of them due to bad experiences with SEA folks over the internet. It's ironic that my favorite girls are confirmed to be brown SEA girls. Jelly in particular is the delicious kind of brown, she's the forbidden fruit for my pale ass.

is hina white?

>>71840307
>more then

>>71840395
>it's ok she's at least half white
I did not know this
I am now twice as attracted to her.

>>71840414
Your dog has a new master

>>71840318
Cool story bro tell it again

>>71840205
I thought it was just later today...damn

>>71837078
what the fuck is this kerning runie. unwatchable.

>>71840325
Sit on my face mommy uuuuuuuuuu

so what will happen if runie just learns to whistle in the first 5 minutes?

>>71840160
Sick/cursed, might genuinely just keel.
When they stop feeling sorry for themselves and start treating it as a minor daily occurrence is when you should start getting worried and she's well past that point.

I am being rused. Runie can whistle.

>>71840505
The runes got worked

>finally start exercising
>be completely out of breath after 10 minutes on my rebounder
Will things get better lads?
phase connect

>>71840318
You don't fucking get it. Your advice is not universal. It wouldn't work for everyone no matter what; even if everybody followed it. There's hundreds of millions of grueling, thankless, dogshit jobs that need to be done in order for society to function. Somebody has to do them.
>just follow your dreams lmao
is a child's perspective of the world. Your advice functionally boils down to "just don't be a slave". Wonderful insight from a teenager that never grew up.

>>71840480
sorry that's just my rrat
how else would someone have an american accent, grow up on american cartoons and have so many relatives in america

>>71840468
Given the fact Pippa was thirsting irl I'm thinking some flavour of asian

Merch guy here. The lumi blend is the perfect dark roast to give you a great start to your day.
please bros I quit my wagie job to shill this coffee and I make commission. I'm starving

>>71840556
Yes. That's how it works. The more often you do it the better your body gets at doing it.

>>71840517
Plot twist: She already knows how

I NEED A DRINK

>>71840582
Or a busty blonde. She has a few types.

wait, Runie's name isn't Runie Rune?

>>71840582
im not going to lie, im VERY good at picking up subtly asian-american accents. the only asians that don't tend to have an accent are 3-4th gens, though for some reason 2nd and 3rd gen japanese-americans are very good at sounding like any white person.

Hina is 100% Chinese.

Thoughts on the Phase hit song Pippa the Hitler?

The collapse is great! The world is coming to an end and it's going to be fantastic! I can't wait to see the chaos and destruction! It's going to be spectacular!

>no lumi
>no miia

>>71839552
>lewdly
The lewdness is all from you. Stop thinking about her body movements

>>71840596
I need to pee, it seems our interests align

>>71840505
what's wrong with a bit of shitty keming?

>>71840707
Will you at least share some of your meth as the nukes fall?

>>71840681
>Hina is 100% Chinese
oh thank god

[Runie news] She's got Airpods.

Do hags like younger men?

>>71840681
I like to think she's a cute shortstop with boobs so big she loses her balance often

>>71840719
>Stop thinking about her body movements
You can't stop me.

>>71840414
Your dog is literally me

>>71840681
I read that as slutty Asian-American accents.

>>71840824
They like younger boys

>>71840856
Pay attention to your stream, Dizzy

>>71840824
yeah like me

>>71840824
Sometimes, other times they like even older men

>bullcrap
Seiso Status?!?

>>71840856
Bonus points if you are a Stealth Boy

>>71838970
I would hire Lumi to bump off some Gumis

>>71840556
Yes, maintain discipline, don't give up, we tend to lose our stamina quite quickly, but fortunately it comes back quite quickly too once you push yourself.

>>71840908
Very seiso.

How do you coworkers normally respond when you explain vtubers to them

>>71840556
things will get better if you keep doing it, the beginning is the hardest.

Light skinned Japanese Latino.
So...Lia?

>>71840967
You've been playing this angle for weeks.

Should I commission art of Runie sucking Askeladd's cock?

>>71840967
Vtubers?

>>71840967
they smile and nod and do that voice that adults usually make when a kid tells them about some minor accomplishment they achieved like doing a 3 second handstand

Who's gonna be the most seiso after tonight's omega slut yab with Nasa's Twitch whore redesign?
HIna?

[Dizzy News] She's a Japanese Latina. Like Lia!

>>71840571
By being relatively wealthy and having access to the internet and cable tv.

>>71840967
why would i ever explain vtubers and vtubing to my coworkers? unless it was in the context of an investment analyst pitching cover or niji's stock to his investment manager

>>71840967
When people ask me what I do I only ever tell them that I read. Everybody understands it and nobody gives a shit so they leave me alone.

[Dizzy News] She's Lia!

>>71840926
Imagine how much she would enjoy that femme fatale role

>>71840967
Here's your You

>>71841059
What part latinx is she?

>>71840556
if it was easy this wouldn't be a nation of fatasses. you owe it to your future self to be healthy today, no matter what level you are starting at, and you can do it.

>>71840561
My advice does fundamentally boil down to "don't be a slave," which is literally what everyone wants. It's not universal either, and I never fucking said it was. At the core, no one wants to be a fucking slave. Do the shit you love, find a consistent way to make money from it, and fucking do it. I run a computer repair business and make plenty of money living the life I want to live, yes I'd love to be doing something more, but I'm comfortable and can support myself just fine. Took a long fucking time to get here, but you know, I actually put in the effort, so when I hear anons like you bitching about hypotheticals and "how the world just works" it's really fucking self-defeatist and cringe.

i have plenty of other hobbies i can talk about with my coworkers, so vtubing never comes up. books, camping, hiking, computers, vidya, politics (lol), etc.

>>71841114
Goku

How can Lia recover from this

>>71840681
>though for some reason 2nd and 3rd gen japanese-americans are very good at sounding like any white person.
>for some reason
Ancient Aryans

>>71841141
Thanks for letting us know

>>71840967
Some brought up vtubers in the break room the other day and I pretended I had no idea what a VTuber is

i forced myself to really get into watching sports so that i always have a common topic to talk about with strangers.
that and netflix/hbo/hulu shows because for some reason everyone fucking watches them

Dizzy is pretty funny for a latinxo

>>71838322
Shut up, Yuri/Gura/Connie poster. Nyana is birthed from Phase talents Pippa and Panko and had, not one, but two whole goddamn collabs with Pippa.

>>71840967
>What's a vtuber?
>They're like twitch streamers, but they use anime avatars instead on their real faces, and some lean more to the Japanese idol side of things.
>Oh neat. I don't know shit about idols, is that kinda like k-pop
>Yeah sure.
And then you talk about something fucking normal

>>71840967
I'm in a corner and no one talks to me it's great

What anime is Runie yapping about? I wasn't paying attention.

>whistles twice
>vinland yap yap for the rest of the stream

>>71841304
boku no pico

You guys aren't actually attracted to hags right? I mean, for an analogy, it's like you have the option between a fresh bag of coffee to give you the boost you need every day and an old, stale bag of coffee that has lost its strength. Who would pick the older, probably damaged goods?

>>71837857
Femanon, I Neil.

>>71841212
Are you me?

man, I'm so proud of my oshi

>>71841317
she's such a weeb lmao

>>71841243
>something fucking normal
Hey BRO did you catch the sportsball last night? The game was SICK!

>>71841328
No I'm Hitler. Who are you?

you guys might think that hardcore vtuber fans like otaku are crazy but to be honest even they pale in comparison to kpop stans and swifties, those people are truly, genuinely insane.

>>71841322
beggars cant be choosers

>>71837176
How does it feel to be more dedicated to Saya's career as a vtuber than Saya herself?

>>71841389
Hitler's top guy.

>>71841141
This.

>>71840556
It gets easier but you have to keep it up. I hate to quote Bojack Horseman but they're right you have to do it every day. The hardest part is making it a routine especially in the beginning because you'll probably end up sore either after your first day or after you get enough stamina to actually put some time in. Its easy to use the soreness as an excuse to take a day off and a day becomes a week and then you've just stopped completely. If you find yourself wanting to take a day off just make sure to do a lighter exercise and try to make it up the next day with a double if you can. Whatever you do just make sure you keep it up. Success is a routine, not a single good workout.

>>71841389
He's himmler

>>71841322
I'M old damaged goods.
I want someone to be old and damaged with together.
Also, it's cliche, but they tend to just be more interesting people from the extra mileage.

dragunny is really cute

Non-Consensual sex with Phase Connect talents.
Your thoughts?

>barely any of the girls have retweeted Nasa's birthday/outfit reveal stream
Why don't they support her?

i honestly forgot that Saya exists.

>>71841237
still off-topic go make your own thread for pippa friends

>>71841322
>coffee analogy

>>71841317
>>71841355
she unironically planned this, didn't she

>>71841451
Prost!

>>71841363
one of my friends unironically gaslit himself into thinking he likes football so he could pretend to be "normal"

>sportsball be like

>>71841508
Why aren't you consenting?

>>71841389

>>71841212
Highly based.
>>71841363
This but unironically.
I watch clips and boom.

>>71841510
She called them Mongolian

I like Saya.

>>71841556
Panko's back?

>>71841476
holy shit I fucking died

Sticking out my arm for the Hizzler

>>71841322
We can be damaged together.

>>71840269
East coast Tagalog is our best bets. But don't dwell on it. She's a hamster.

>>71841593
You're the only one apparently, not even her genmates invited her to the Euphoria collab this week...

>>71841393
I see k-pop avatars all over this site

>>71841640
You're so blitzkrieg.
You're so kristallnacht.

>>71841536
I like combat sports so sportsball people leave me alone and the compatible normies flock to me. It works.

Who are these literal retards donating money to explain things

RUNIE THE WHISTLING

>>71841593
She has potential I'd like to see realized.

>>71841551
Most of them are disgusting fujos