/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gays out!

>>71786196
||Was actually looking for this image. Now I have my exact references, thanks baker!||

>>71786820
. . .

>>71786820
Whoops, wrong spoiler command. Guess it's a sign for me to go to bed. Keep the fire bright brothers!

>>71786820
||...No problem...||

>>71786820
I refuse to believe shit like this is not bait.

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>71787316

>Page 9
Likers!
Wake up!
Lia stream with Yuu soon!
(3 hours)

>>71791978
*cums on you*

>>71792017
*Dodges*

>>71792043
*it homes in on you and splatters everywhere*

>>71792447
I have a shield.

>>71792523
My spunk's so hot it melts your shield.

>>71792715
I escape to the box dimension where NO Liker can enter without turning straight!!

>>71793082
NO MICHI, THE LIKER CUM CAN STILL ENTER THE BOX

>>71793294
The cum is made of Liker essence, ergo, cannot enter the box!

>>71793082
>>71793294
I can't control my cum from here. Good luck.

Kill Michiposters. Behead Michiposters. Roundhouse kick a Michiposter into the concrete. Slam dunk a Michiposter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Michiposters. Defecate in a Michiposter's food. Launch Michiposters into the sun. Stir fry Michiposters in a wok. Toss Michiposters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Michiposter's gas tank. Judo throw Michiposters into a wood chipper. Twist Michiposters heads off. Report Michiposters to the IRS. Karate chop Michiposters in half. Curb stomp pregnant Michiposters. Trap Michiposters in quicksand. Crush Michiposters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Michiposters in a vat of acid. Eat Michiposters. Dissect Michiposters. Exterminate Michiposters in the gas chamber. Stomp Michiposter skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Michiposters in the oven. Lobotomize Michiposters. Mandatory abortions for Michiposters. Grind Michiposter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Michiposters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Michiposters with a ray gun. Kick old Michiposters down the stairs. Feed Michiposters to alligators. Slice Michiposters with a katana.

>>71794858
im going to kiss michiposter

>>71794927
Forbidden.

>>71794858

ƪ(=xωx=ƪ)

>>71786196
>PDT
>EDT

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>71798423
40 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlxsxEZ39w4

good morning bros! did you sleep well? are you ready for double Lia?

I would trust Lia to walk me through defusing a bomb

eurofags

LIV NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlxsxEZ39w4

oh man they cute

I’m awake, but at what cost?

>>71799859
Show me Lia365

>>71799880
The cost? YOU GET LIA WOOHOO!!!

>>71799921

>>71799950
That's a good Lia.

As a wrestlefag. I want Yuu to yell >LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

bros they are so cute together

I dont know Japanese, but i know the language of love and I can understand that Lia wants to kiss Yuu with tongue

[Sad News] Yuu blowed up already

>>71800025
this is very very clear

Yuu has the best tits, but you would never know. She needs to let those puppies breath.

Need art of Lia and Yuu holding hands

>jerryfish

are you sweating from reading or how much you want to sniff Yuu miss Lia

[News] Lia is sweating a lot because she is in the presence of Yuu

everytime Yuus model turns towards Lia she looks away. cute shy Lia

Lia needs to teach Yuu what a butt is

Yuu got a nice set of chompers on her frfr

Lia’s favorite (in a sexual way) per Gen is Uruka, Erina and Yuu.

>>71800431
why are female Likers such hot lesbians

How did she get jumpscared she knew it was coming kek

>>71800467
she got jump scared by a literal bucket once

>dancing with the bomb ticking while Yuu reads
cute autist

Lia and Yuu are cute

JERRYFISHU

>>71800507
i'm about 90% sure Lia thought it was a horror game at first and tried to act scared then ended up working herself into a shoot and she actually got scared

Yuu knows english better than Lia

is Miss Lia a better gamer than Miss Yuu?

Lia having a hot Japanese girl call her senpai must be a dream come true. She will think about it later when she is alone.

lia is literally throwing

Seriously Yuu might have the best tits in vtubing

>>71800683
Lia is too focused on the cute japanese girl, please understand

>>71800698
they are very perky for big honkers. i'm a fan

I want Lia to beef with Yuu

*jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*

Lia threesome with Uruka and Yuu call it YuuRuLia

i wonder if lia will meet yuu in japan next month?

>>71800782
Hot

>>71800782
femanon you are cooking with this one

Yuu says "white" like a 1800s southern plantation owner!

>>71800876
I enjoyed that a lot

>queer

>>71800780

i wonder if yuu has ever eaten at ribera steakhouse in tokyo?

big bottom?!

I late. What did I miss

>>71801041
Lia and Yuu being hella cute

>>71801041
you've missed love

Lia is small genius!

Yuus model and Lias model are so cute together

Lia wants Yuu to like her so bad its CUTE

lia def has a type

I kinda like Rie. I couldn't watch her all the time but once in awhile she's fun.
Also I strongly suspect unmedicated Rie would the the best in bed in all PC. Medicated rie would be the worst in all PC.

YATTA

>>71801199
wrong thread nigga

>>71801199
you lost, little bito?

Lia still has her mkultra eyes on. Is she that hypnotized by Yuu?

BIG RED BOTTOM

>>71801275
the answer is yes

I am still not convinced Lia can speak a single sentence of Japanese lol god she is so cute maybe Yuu or Michi can give her lessons in person

Its so over

is Yuu throwing?

>>71801426
wait Lia is friends with Laplus?!

Lia love Yuu! Forever!

>jap bro in chat talking about mommy milkies

>>71801426
casual laplus reveal

>Yuu blowing up

>big white bottom

engrish is so fucking cute

Would Lia let Yuu femdom her?

>>71801742
is that even a question? of course she would

Damn i thought they had it that time

>>71801801

it's like a 3 stooges skit lol

Bet Yuu has inverted nipples

Lia is gonna explode

LIAAAAAAAAAAA

>lia thought she was the triangle

>>71802039

Lia: I hate you!
Yuu: ME?!

Lia HATES Yuu

they mwah mwah'd. I see this as a Lia W

Lia would submit to Yuu

THEY HAVE TO WIN ONE BEFORE ENDING UUUUUUUU

Based keep going

how do they think that looks like a dinosaur

>>71802287
little t-rex arms

Lia has that autism look in her eyes she is focusing

This is the run

>>71802330
it lines up

They won woohoo!!!!!

I dint want it to end :(

Lia should ask for Yuu's hand in marriage right now

reminder we get to hear embers voice for the first time later

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE DETECTIVE
RATE THE EXPLOSIONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>71802460
Need Lia and Yuu to teach eachother English and Japanese and then they flirt and kiss!

>>71802460
Lia/10
I have yellow fever/10
reminds me of that tradgedy/10
really fun, Lia and Yuu should tongue kiss/10

>>71802460
cute early morning Lia/10
Yuu seems fun I can see why Lia likes her!

>>71802460
Super Genius and Idiot Virus combine for explosive results/10

>>71802460
Nice first JP collab in literal years

[Yuu News] she says "Lia sugoi!" and "Lia LOVE"

>>71802460
the language of love is universal/10
Yuu and Lia wanted to impress each other so bad

>>71802460
super cute YuuLia/10!

what is this I hear about Rinmama AI art is being trained?

>>71802603
>>71774964

>>71801426
Either Lia is friends with Laplus or another vtuber she is friends with is a geek for larping as her

Approximately how many hours until the Ember stream?

>>71802742
youtube tells you silly baka

Fun collab. Now back to waiting for Michibro to leave his box.

I counted this as a Monday stream. Now I go back to bed and wake up for the next stream

>i overslept and it is over
Day already ruined

>>71803090
watch the vod while you wait for the ember collab

>>71802903
*fondles your butt*

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1770040174220648575

>>71803149
>Yuu got the otsu tweet
This makes me happy and I will hopefully dream of them as I go to sleep now

>>71803149
cute!

>look at divegrass wiki
>see a new vt cup has been created for July with only 8 teams invited
>/lia/ and manager san are invited
Based we got the call

How was the collab

>>71803956
Cute

>>71803956
Watch the vod, and yuu tell me

>>71803582
nice who else is going

Is Lia friend Yuu a hag, zoomer or prime?

gay sex

>>71805361
I agree

>>71804865
manager san was inviting spoilerbito personally in /pcgia/

Junkoposter never said no to a brojob

>>71804865
>/pcg/
>/lig/
>/hfz/
>/skynetFC/
>/lia/
>/corpo/
>/who/
>/hlgg/
Backups:
>/baubau/
>/manstars/
>/rrat/
>/doog/
The teams were chosen by the Commissioner. More info here: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Unity_Cup#Invitations
>>71805432
that wasn't me

>>71805637
>chosen
shows that the commissioner has some confidence in you!

>>71805459
Don't put words in my mouth you fucking queer

>>71805914
You never declined it or refuted that brojobs were fine
Everybody saw it
Everybody knows

>>71805637
wait i think i got that confused with the academy

Dragging my nuts across Junkoposter's face!

I want to go bowling with Likers

Time to watch the VOD

>>71806362
I want to go blowing with likers

>>71806362
>>71806513
Blowing Bitos with the boys!

>>71806641
>bitos
grim

I bet Lia uses the baby bumpers when she goes bowling

>>71806746
I doubt Lia ever went bowling

>>71806746
I want to baby bumper with Lia if you know what I mean.

>>71807452
No explain

>>71807489
I think he wants to impregnate miss lia

>>71807734

Good morning Likers.

>>71808955
hi wemibro!

Why do people in other threads say Ember has a big brapper?

Yuu has stolen my heart oh yeah

If Yuu is a detective genius, do you think she knows who murdered Ashelia?

>>71809547
I want nothing more than for Lia, Tenma and now Yuu to do a creative skit stream on June 25 where they track down Ashelias killer

>>71808955
is she making fun of Chinese eyes here

>>71806362
When I went cosmic bowling with my friend, his dad was there and the black light lit up a big white area on the crotch of his jeans

>>71810723
kek
raises the weird question: at what age do you stop jerking off?

>>71811014
Masturbating after the age of 21 is cringe

>>71811500
ur cringe

>>71809471
cute Lia & Yuu 4ever

morning lads I'm ready to watch the Lia & Yuu vod!

Lia’s brown butthole

>>71809299
It's because Ember's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Ember is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Ember's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused humans to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Ember Amane in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".
TL;DR it's sizeable.

>>71813902
but why do people think it is big?

>>71814554
I think she herself has commented on its size in the past

>>71814554
https://files.catbox.moe/2mhcrs.mp4

>>71815042
Whyd he do it

>>71815372
>I went a year without hearing Ember's voice because I don't watch other girls unless Lia collabs with them
>she's about to collab with Lia in a few hours I and will finally hear her
>open this and hear her talk about his fat ass

>>71815547
Don't worry bro, that was Kallin you heard, not Ember

>>71815547
life in the big city

>>71815547
kwab

>>71815372
ember 100% farts with that ass. has to.

>>71816073
Spicy Latina Butthole

>>71805637
sweet, but does this mean Phase Calcio is kill?
either way, updated a potential Phase South roster suggestion list

speak to me, word cloud

>>71816916
Phase Calcio is hosted by TWAIN himself. The Unity Cup is hosted by the /vt/ League Commissioner so they are two separated events. The team will remain as /pclia/ instead of /pcs/ though but we can use the Mexican gimmick as long as the players are not strictly our thread memes

>>71817446
>gay twain

>>71817500
I see. any reason why it is /pclia/ and can't be /pcs/? imo that kinda deflates the fake mexican gimmick potential and creativity

hello, divegrass anon (different one) here. (You)r current manager told me to ask (You) first but Im interested in taking the team over for the /vt/ League Academy invitational, so voice (You)r thoughts and threats to me as a reply. Im not a total newbie to divegrass (current manager of a VGL team) but this would be a first for a VTL event for me.

>>71817446
>need yuu, lia

>>71817972
Go for it!

>>71817972
If it means more games to watch, sounds fun good luck!

>>71817972
are you gay?

>>71818265
no, my team's game has boobs and asses in it

>>71817972
only if you promise to hate Bruce Campbell (not the actor)

>>71817957
idk twain may not want to change it but I'll ask him

>>71817957
>>71818431(me)
he said /pcmx/ if we want to change the team name

>>71816916
>could have have seen medal hime and medal ember actually play
>instead will probably be rotation players again
life in the big city

>>71818582
/pcmx/ is perfect and would be better than /pcs/. good ides.

>>71818599
That's a fair point. idk if Twain is even thinking of it like that tho.

>2 hours until stream
will Lia wake up?

>>71817972
do you like Lia?

>>71819165
Im more of a Lia licker kind of guy

>>71819205
based

>>71819251
professor lia, I think the bridge fell, are you sure your calculations are correct?

>>71819300
yes

>>71819372
>its actually right

>>71818599
i bet if he asked bitos, pankofiles, and whatever ember bros are called if they would rather them be rotation players on their current team or medal contributors on phase mx, they would probably pick phase mx

>b2 = 0
>b x b = 0
>b = 1
professor lia, are you really sure?

>>71819766
You forgot to carry the 7

>>71819648
Panko is a gold medal in pcgia. As for as Ember... I feel they'd rather be in tsunx rather than lia.

>>71820101
anon I'm talking about the phase cup, not the actual vtleague.
/pcgia/ aren't in the phase cup.

>*space rocket explodes*

[Lia News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1770138963694547430

Stream confirmed. Lia awake with time to spare!

Waiting room. I love Ember's loading screen song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4

>>71820101
Oh obviously if this was VTL, but this is for Phase Calcio memevitational. Talents/Teams are split by geography.
Intended team split:
>/lia/ (legally distinct from Lia from Phase Connect): Lia
>/pce/ (Phase Connect East): Nasa, Michiru, Tenma, Jelly, Wemi, Rie, Erina, Muyu, Loki, Memory, Pico, Yuu, Clara
>/pcw/ (Phase Connect West): Iori, Uruka, Pippa, Lumi, Dizzy, Ember, Airi, Shiina, Panko, Runie, Eimi, Hina, Saya
>/pcgcg/ (/pcg/ community general): focused on /pcg/ itself
our threads idea was to turn the Lia team into a meme south/mexican team. Rie would make sense because she has history with spanish shitpost content and memes. Ember is a Texan, so she fits and it could give her a medal spot to shine. Panko is a stretch because mainly would want her for El Pancho, but her being on Phase MX makes about as much sense as Phase West.
I don't think Rie or Ember will be medals on their teams in current alignment, but would obviously medals in a Phase MX team.
but Bitos etc might not want it, so that's cool. We're close to having enough mexican Lia memes to fill out a roster.

Phase Calcio will start on June 1. Here's what the roster looking like right now. Needs 3 more players to finish the roster (also need actual spanish speaking people to translate players' name)

>>71820977
Halfarican
could add one of her cats we have Lia Liket and Lia Licker, but what about Presidential Cat as "gato presidencial"

>>71820977
Will there be commentators? pcg should try and get some of the flavor people to commentate kek

>>71821217
You could ask Nyaru; she seems to like doing those streams. Maybe also the yellow puertorican cat, Nyana

>seen more discussion about this phase calcio here than in pcg at any point
there is more to life than divegrass, likers

>>71821712
she's trying to feud with Beebs and is probably taking a break from it

>>71820977
>also need actual spanish speaking people to translate players' name)
personally, I find the ESL (Espanol Second Language) endearing

>>71821842
>feuding with beebs
how could anyone hate beebs?

>>71820977
native spanish speaker here
>Lia Gustar
this one is kind of hard to translate, the best I could come up with is Gustador de Lia
>Lia Lamedora
Lamedora de Lia
>Partial Rican
Riqueña Parcial
>White as fresh fallen snow
Blanca como nieve recien caída
>THE WALL
EL MURO
>Il Dottore
this is italian La Doctora?
>Lia from WACTOR
Lia de WACTOR
the rest look fine

>>71821963
white as fresh fallen snow and THE WALL should stay english

>>71822001 (me)
same with partial rican

>>71822057
yeah I debated writing this one down since it sounds good as it is
but I'm not well versed in thread culture stuff so I just translated everything

>>71822187
based translating CHAD

>>71815372
I want a Lia version of this where she talks about how flat it is

>>71822001
>>71822057
yeah, not everything needs to be in perfect Spanish, I think it's just a funny idea to have some Spanglish names

is Ember a stacy or a plain jane?

>>71821757
yeah so? it's fun coming up with teams even if the calcio never happens

>>71821757
if you can't tell, we live for divegrass

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>71822808
35 minutes to Lia >>71820690

Would ember wear lululemon and sit on lia’s face after eating whataburger?

>>71823662
I would lick them clean

Afternoon Lia time EST chads we win

Risking getting fired in order to watch Lia!

LIV NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4

>went days without Lia
>will have had double Lia in 7 hours
it do be like that

that was a good Yippiee from Ember, i'd give that a solid 8/10

[News] Ember is disgusted that Lia doesn't know zoboomafoo

>>71824730

[Lia News] she has been wearing the same boxers for 3 days IMAGINE THE SMELL

Lia wears double underwear?

>>71824834
double dollars!
double underwear! welcome to the team

>>71824834
>double dollars
>double streams
>double undies

>>71824834
she gets too moist too often for a single pair

Lia coping about wearing stinky underpants for 3 days

Is Ember a hag

xboxsisters...

console bros how do we respond without sounding mad?

hi

Lias 3 day old boxers and embers giant ass in one room... imagine the possibilities....

Ember doesn't have a fat voice. I was told she was a big girl. She sounds cute.

>>71825021
i'm actually enjoying ember right now. stop it

>>71824955
Cake at most

>>71825021
oh, no, tsunx is here!
take cover

>>71825021
I want to smell her bottom

>>71825021
nice, Lia's gonna look like this soon

>>71824955
no, but she's a gamer and one of the queens of /ag/
>>71825040
she's not, but that's forbidden knowledge

>>71825040
she's an architect... but she's not fat, she's fit

I want to kick Lia’s dog down a flight of stairs

>>71825067
im /pcgia/

>ember gets drunk off Lia's essence
a true Liker

>>71825040
She's actually quite hot

>when i'm with Lia I feel like i'm drunk off her essense
Ember fucking gets it bro, I like her

Lia------------------Lia--------------Lia
Lia------------------Lia-----------Lia--Lia
Lia------------------Lia----------Lia----Lia
Lia------------------Lia---------Lia------Lia
Lia------------------Lia--------Lia--Lia--Lia
Lia------------------Lia-------Lia----------Lia
LiaLiaLiaLia------Lia------Lia------------Lia

>my pants don't filt so well
does ember have a juicy brapper?

>>71825358
yes and shes gonna help Lia get one too

where the Lia bgm

Lia confirming a meet and greet at Offkai?! Did she spill the beans?

>>71825488
its very low

>>71825488
it's quiet today, I can hear it faintly as a headphone chad

Ember trusts Lia with her LIFE

>>71825337
Based

Also how big is Embers butt? Bigger than Nyaru?

>>71825558
so do I

>>71825573
>Bigger than Nyaru?
no way, Nyaru is the Lia Friend ass queen

genuinely a cute suggestion

>>71825573
Nyaru's got a FAT butt, Ember's got a PHAT butt

Forest Gump watchalong when

when was this watchalong?

>>71825802
a few months ago

>>71825802
my gut says like 4 months ago

beetlejuice mentioned

>>71825888
hey beetlejuice spell red

what is an amv? how do we make a lia amv?

>>71825974
Anime Music Video

>>71825888
wrong beetlejuice

Homestuck mention

homestuck mention

>>71825974
Anime Music Videos were great in the old Youtube before 2010. They used a bunch of cringy Linkin Park music with your favorite Shonen anime

Lia needs a full Homestuck deepdive why does she keep avoiding it

HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK

Lia trying to explain Homestuck to Ember in a few sentences is funny as fuck

Homestuck is about soda?

>>71826058
It's the best explanation I've heard, nobody has ever explained it like that (I didn't join the cytube watchalongs)

I ship Nepeta and Lia

>>71826110
This but its manager

Lia saying chunky is getting me horny dawg

damn this is cute as hell

>>71826265

>>71826110
i guess people do ship Nepeta with Feferi

>>71826145
this but i'm lia

>Ember listened to Simple Plan
damn she is old she is my age

>>71826265
chunky bottoms, that's you!

Lia was wearing lolita and bonnet last week

Holy shit that sounds adorable

>that's the end goal. I want to wear her skin like a suit

my rrat is that the reason the little girls were starring at Lia in public is because they sensed her idol aura

>>71826729
kek

>>71826729
this, they see a pretty lady dressed like an anime girl

I have never paid more than $25 for a shirt

>$600 for rent
she must have roommates that is dirt cheap

>>71826884
what was the most expensive tool you've bought?

>Lia buys kid shoes
cute

>>71826932
bastard

>>71826932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-8UDJzOEds

I wish I was rich and could take Lia on a crazy 10,000 dollar shopping spree

>>71826995
same

Ember says to trust Lumi before you trust Crocs

Embers says Crocs will shrink down to a keychair size if left out in the Texas sun

>>71826990
>>71826987
answer the question ojisan

>>71827224
>keychair

>>71827224
this is kinda true. i had a pair get warped real bad after i left them in the back of my car

>>71826884
Based cheapass. £5 shirts are just as good as the expensive ones

i will bake

>>71826932
um, tools are actually useful

>>71827517
clothes are tools for women

>>71827517
>implying clothes arent useful

>>71827355
That waist is thinner than a 2 liter coke bottle, wtf.

invader zim hoodie mention

>>71827687
always assume that every picture a woman posts online is edited in some way

Lia needs a Zim Hoodie layover for her outfit

manager should take a hq photo of the zim uniforms for divegrass. i bet lia would like it

A what mullet?

Ember and Lia really click. shame it's taken them this long to collab. They have much in common

new
>>71828390
>>71828390