/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ritual post for your oshi to be replaced by dizzy

runadicks own this bitch

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>is a thief
>stole my heart

Fine. You win, I'll read One Piece.

we should banish jerry monkeys to their natural habitat
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/71811068/#71813292

>is a thief
>stole my heart

>>71823802
pippa fleshstreamer debut yay
you go girlie

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>71823656
I don't like that.

>>71823656

Which talent would have the best fleshlight?

>>71823634
ARMPITS UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEX

>>71823957
Eimi

I want to take ecstasy with Lia and Ember.

>>71823957
(you)

>>71823891
kill yourself

>>71823975

>>71823957
Pico

>>71824021
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

>>71823891
Continue living, friend.

>>71823895
Well your oshi is ugly brown sea nerd, no shit you afraid of white people.

>>71824048
How could you choose Pico over Memory?

>>71823957
Shiina unironically. She goes to gym regularly, so she more than likely does kegel exercises.

>>71824098
He forgot.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71823873
see you in 5 years

>>71824094
Runadick hands wrote this post.

>>71824048
fleshlight, with an e

hina likes dizzy too much
not a good sign

The struggle of not being able to watch Runie because I don't have a decade to finish One Piece.

>>71824048

>>71824144

Collab in 7 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4

raid warning. we are being raided by /wasp/ whale hunters and their whale hunters discord
whale hunters:
>think /pcg/ whales are "the craziest whales in vtubing"
> compiled data on phase (and idol) whales in their discord
>spend 12 hours a day discussing how to lure /pcg/ whales into watching them
>ranked /pcg/ (and /jidf/) whales in a giant spreadsheet by money donated and frequency (daily, weekly, monthly) and by type (footfag, furry, siscon, etc)
>raid and shill themselves in /pcg/ by posting as "phase friends"
>created /jong/ as a psyop to bait and entrap /pcg/ whales into watching literally who indie chuubas aka themselves
>they use Yuko as a case study for what not to do and treat her like Lucifer from Paradise Lost
>they worship Lumi as "the original /wasp/" and "the one who made it"
>/pcg/s anons have been getting DMs from randos trying to shill their streams and "art"
protect our anons from the vile whores

>>71823957
Jelly easily. It would be fully optimized for milking you dry. It would also awawa with every thrust.

>>71823873
said no one ever

>>71824144
kek

>>71824193
>It would also awawa with every thrust.
I'll take 10

>>71824195
I just said it.

Anyone else ever think about how different life would have been if you knew a girl like her existed when you was younger? Even just a light at the end of the tunnel I could have used as a dream to work towards.

>>71824072
Don't worry about me, Rie's soft acapella singing will soothe my need for violence for at least 45 minutes.

>>71824219
Damn bro how many dicks you got?

>>71824190
good thing I use different accounts and leave most super chats blank they know nothing of me

>>71824233
Constantly dwelling on what could have been isn't healthy.

IM HERE TO DRINK BEER AND WATCH LIA AND EMBER, AND IM ALL OUT OF BEER OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4

>>71824261
himebird my beloved

I love Shiina!

>>71824306
Acting like life is meant to be spent in a pristine way is foolish. You're not getting out of it alive no matter what you do.

>>71824282
I wasn't convinced until she pointed out the hat.

>>71824233
Daily reminder that pussy won't make you better.
Just stop being a faggot.

>>71824193

>>71823957
All

>>71824233
>girl
no not really

Capipis not bringing up pippa every 5 seconds challenge
impossible

The last time these 2 met, they were Ashelia and Kallin.

>>71824351
buy one of each girl and use it when watching their stream it's perfect

>>71824347
start being a faggot*

>>71824395
I'm way ahead of you

>>71824339
>You're not getting out of it alive no matter what you do.
That's a losers mindset. I plan on just living forever.

>>71824327
Will they have lesbian sex on stream?

>>71824397
Latest I have seen you in a thread in a bit Mr. Michi.

>>71824381
https://files.catbox.moe/2mey97.mp4

LIA & EMBER TIME
LIA & EMBER TIME
LIA & EMBER TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4

lolibaba > hag > zoomer

>>71824190
that’s cute

>>71824233
nice try 1view roastie
I'm on to your demoralizing tricks

>>71824339
I'm not acting that way.
I'm saying that you should think about what you can do now, not wonder how things could be right now if you had done something differently in the past.
The past cannot be changed, so all thoughts of doing so are futile.

>>71824422
I want to goon with a liker while we watch lia...

>>71824190
oh girlies I'm blushing

Lia------------------Lia--------------Lia
Lia------------------Lia-----------Lia--Lia
Lia------------------Lia----------Lia----Lia
Lia------------------Lia---------Lia------Lia
Lia------------------Lia--------Lia-LiaLi-Lia
Lia------------------Lia-------Lia----------Lia
LiaLiaLiaLia------Lia------Lia------------Lia

>>71824533
but then I would be too distracted

>>71824380
huh, I had no idea they had collabed that far back

>>71824488
>Cute
Are you a femanon?
Just a reminder for femanons to never give up! If your favorite retard can make it then so can you! Keep streaming and you'll be able to collab with your oshi in no time, the only thing you need to do is to keep trying. Kek, just kidding, you're nothing but a talentless whore that'll never phase in, never make it and will only ever get a crumb of clout by being a dramafag on Twitter or leeching off of someone like Pippa. Stop fucking shilling yourself /here/

[Runie news] She loves babies

lia's start up music makes me want to go run into oncoming traffic (in a good way)

>>71824566

>>71824575
Thats the ultimate test - you must concentrate on Lia and not on your cock rubbing against the likers shaft

>>71824094
>no shit you afraid
You're

BAZINGA!

>>71824441
I've just awakened.

”You really don't need to claim sick leave just to take day offs.”
Should I superchat this to make her feel easy?

>>71823989
Only correct answer. I imagine it would make retarded hamster noises with each thrust.

Reminder that femanons are all cunts because women are horrible people unless wrangled and showered with love (but not too much or they'll go back to being bitches again)

Lia hasn't changed her clothes in 3 days.

[Ember Lia News] Lia hasn't changed her panties in 3 days. Lia is now coping.

Lia is VERY stinky.

CONCEPTUALIZE THE AROMA

>>71824441
He's getting old, slowing down like an senior dog....

[Hina News]

She is 75 years old.

>>71824796
imagine the smell

Lia wears two pairs of underwear, confirmed

I would kill to sniff Lias butt

is listening to 2 cute girls talk about fashion GFE?

[hina news] She was born in 1949

Lia has been farting into the same pair of boxerbriefs for the last 3 days.

>>71824887
she DOES NOT fart with that ass!

>>71824861
Listening to my wife yap with her friends while I read in the corner or play games is a fairly common occurrence so I would say yes, that qualifies as gfe.

xboxfags in SHAMBLES

>>71824887

Lia and Lumi vibed better together

>haha i'm such a silly zoomer
How do likers watch this shit every day?

>>71824887
Thats hot

>>71824886
She's younger than my grandmother so she's still within my range.

Lia and Lumi attracted so many gays because they have no sex appeal unlike the raw aura 30ma exhumes with every word she(he) speaks driving men's primal drive to repopulate.

>>71824233
I got over that before I got into vtubers and still watched various toy review channels.
It's just not a productive way to live.
Melancholia is no different than drug addiction -- A way to escape your real world opportunities and challenges.
Take charge. Stop being a junkie.

>>71824101
Can confirm! It's a hot slimy Chinese finger trap, you're not getting out till she's done with you.

Lia looks guilty

>>71824998
>30ma
>men
>repopulate

>>71824861
yes

>>71824983
Why are likers like this.

I'm an autistic retard so I sometimes still pretend like Ember's in a wheelchair.
Though I feel kinda bad when people fall for it.

>>71825106
I will get that man pregnant

If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear

How do i cope with the fact that i will never get a Lia gf?

I want to kick Lia's dog down a flight of stairs

>>71825129
it's only for Lia

>>71825151
I like your spirit, but I'm not afraid of you.

why are we asking lia for fashion advice

>>71825189
>we

Will the jannies give out bans for the current style slide from Lia's stream if it's posted here?

Holy fuck
This girl dresses like every other Asian girl I know

Wtf ember dresses pretty cute

>>71825189
Because she is the girliest girl

is Lumi over at Lia's house? the dogs are going WILD.

>>71825189
Who else should we ask? Jelly?

>>71825189
Because they all either dress like Methany, a Starbucks Lesbian or a grandma.

>>71825216
I've avoided reposting anything from the feet stream for the same reason

>>71825226
Literally same as every asian girl

>>71824983
I actually gagged reading this. I need to start visiting /b/, I've gotten weak

>>71825226
>>71825249
Why does the pic on the far left look familiar?

>>71824233
...Don't.

Ember and Lia are having SEX LIVE ON STREAM

>>71824998
tenma is a fucking gypsy

[Girl News] Ember is drunk off of Lia's essence

This went from fun banter to gay really fast.

>>71825283
Its literally a generic picture you see 100000001 emo twitter xyz site girl post.

>>71825307
The gypsy she is fucking? Me

>>71825307
So is lumi you delusional gumi. And lia is a failed stacy whore.

I want to kick Lias dog down a flight of stairs

>>71825318
You should know by now every collab ends with yuri pandering/baiting

>short but butt and hips too inconveniently big so no pants fit right
Holy shit ember is just like me

>>71825367
why

>open collab
>"It's hard for me to find pants that fit..."
Ember could you please cease the architectposting
for FIVE MINUTES

Lia has been in Phase for 3 years how is she still the zoomer in the company?

>>71825376
attention whore

>>71825376
Have you considered riding skirts?!

Likers and Ember fans might need to pick up a kilt for offkai

didn't think muyu was likely to attract filth like this...

Ember should introduce Lia to her old hobby.

>>71825413
>Ember and Lia loves Kilts
Scottishbros are winning?

>>71825307
I'd buy her lucky heather for a dollar

>>71825403
Lia is literally 12

Kilts are for sissies

>>71825376
is that so

>>71825385
I really like her choice in games but her streams are fucking unwatchable because of this shit, I hate architects so god damn much.

>>71825420
Ew

[Lia News] Femboys OUT

>>71825420
>Shillscord profile policing
You good?

Likers... Not like this...

>>71825376
Proof?

>>71825355
lol i ain’t no gumi but lumi isn’t fucking gypsy you moron she is an actual whore though

>>71824327
this webm doesn't sound anything like I thought it did

>>71825376
Doubt

lumi just finished the moomin game

>>71825504
Gorilla's are strong.

NO PIPPANTS

>>71825420
>pedo baiter attracts pedos
WOOOAH

Lia picked out cute outfit for Ember. total vibe.

I can't think of any other streamer besides Lia who makes me respect their creativity and talent while at the same time getting me frustrated ebough to punch holes in my wall.

HR HATE seriously, I hate HR so much I can't even describe it

>>71825613
going for the slutty 3-year-old look i see

>>71825614
>creativity and talent
>lia
Are you in an alternate reality?

>>71825613
Lia's ugly fucking grandma hair

stop recommending the same old tired shit
i can't watch another FNV stream, i had enough
and scawy game are just gross shit, just go jerk of to gore or some shit

>>71825614
It's because she is an undeniably entertaining and creative woman, but alas, she is also a woman, and extremely woman at that

>>71825613
Everything I imagine her wearing just makes me want Ember more.

>tfw we'll never be able to see Embers massive earth shaking ass
Why even live

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1710311995349546.webm
Ember and Lia next OffKai

>>71825614
>and talent
I will never understand why you guys use that word when praising girls like lia or pippa.
Being a good singer like clara or lumi, or being a good artist like shiina or eimi is talent.
Being autistic and yelling like a psycho is not talent

>>71825664

>>71825646
kek

>>71825668
that's uruka and lia tho?

>>71825668
Sir I watch anime women online.

>Nothing to look forward to
Grim

Ember and Lia should have a fart off

>>71825705
Lia gets around.

im never gonna find an oshi

>>71825725
wait is that shiina stream real

>>71825614

Talking about sex makes Lia VERY uncomfortable

>>71825739
Better end it right now

>>71825725
>KEKS ONLY
shina wtf???

[Ember&Lia News] They're going to watch porn together.

>>71825725
fagknight...

>>71825699
it is a talent to make money doing so

sekiro ain't worth 30

>>71825757
https://www.youtube.com/live/xtbL5jeqU50

>>71825648
Yeah, Lia's the most one-trick pony in Phase.

>>71825441

>>71825757
yes it;'s real

my mom's gambling addict clients come in and talk about that show and watch it in their appointments

https://files.catbox.moe/oqe3p2.webm

>>71825614
that's just the Lia experience

>Lia x Yuu collab
>250 peak ccv

>Lia x Amber collab
>990 ccv

Hmm

>>71825929

>>71825850
Feels good to be a butter cookie

The thread sure got brown quickly

>>71825948
Noombers?!

>>71825948
rope

Lia AMV with linkin park music?

HOMESTUCK MENTION

>>71825948
5AM vs 3PM

>>71825929
stop trying to get the thread deleted again.
It's not going to happen

>>71825948
The Lia×Yuu collab was at a really terrible time for most of Lia's fans. This is nearer to her regular stream time.

>>71825948

>>71825948
>Phase has buck broken # so bad that they keep crawling back here

What is up /pcg/?

>>71825929

>>71825929
Crazy fucked up man

Bbs don't deserve Hina, these games are terrible and don't fit her at all

I love how Runie is always hanging around in Hina's chat.

>>71825929

[Fashion News] Phase Connect player Lia says crop tops with baggy pants and arm warmers is IN right now

>Lumi on Youtube solo breaks 1k CCV
>Lia and Ember collab together barely reaches 1k
when did Lumi become so powerful on youtube?

>>71825614
That's just what happens when you deal with significant levels of autism. Why do you think so many historically famous creatives were completely unstable and unreliable?

are you planning to watch Nasa's bday stream? are you excited for her new outfit?

>>71826183
Drugs in most cases

[News] Chunky leg warmers and oversized leg warmers are IN and give you a youthful silhouette

>>71826108
Alright smartass what games would fit Hina then

>>71826172
The numbers don't matter if your oshi is #1 in your heart!!

>>71826172
Lumi has mega idol potential with her GFE (which is totally not on purpose chat)

Still don't have as much time as before but slowly working on some

>>71826172
"hey it's that tard from the clipper's intro, guess i could watch her" buff

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71826216
no because it's at 12am for me and I'm an office slave that has to get up early

Lia is homeless maxing

this is what Lia means by "chunky sweater"

>>71826245
Tetris: my cock & balls edition

>>71825992
i like this squib

>>71823656

Also going to go back to redo some of the old ones I didn't really like

Hina's slut face

>>71826312
Look at the sleeves that's why they're just huge bags

>>71826312
sex photo

>>71826312
The chunky sweater stays on.

Is Lia...

hina too based fr fr

>>71825725
I laughed

>>71826236
I want to take drugs with Lia and make her go whoosh

>>71826312
The sleeves are retarded.

>>71826172
I haven't seen Lumi below 1k CCV on Youtube in a few weeks now.

>>71826262
And I am Lumi's totally not intentional bfe.

>>71826334
I'm pretty sure Nasa keeps some posters away. No contribution doesn't fit here it's kind of rude honestly.

Lia says "fashion is a circle"

>date night at the Rinkou house
>immediately hear Lia screaming and cursing at the top of her lungs
>ask if she's on the phone with someone
>"no she's a livestreamer or a vtuber or whatever they're called, she'll be done in a bit"
>awkward conversation on the couch as you can hear Lia screaming
>YOU'RE NOT LIA I'M LIA FUCK OFF MODS BAN HIM
>"so how long have you lived here anon"
>THAT WOMAN ISN'T WEARING PANTIES HOLY SHIT
>answer while trying not to sound weirded out
>says we should start dinner
>tells you she's making fried rice tonight and asks if you'd like to help
>MMM YUMMY FREDDY GLAMCOCK CUMMIES IN MY MOUTH
>think this is some time to maybe bond while chopping vegetables
>do you make this dish ofte-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND DIE FOR INSULTING DOTTORE
>Rinmama just stands there and smiles like nothing's wrong and she cant hear her daughter screaming
>Lia finally comes out of her shlick dungeon of a room
>she smells like your room does after you masturbate and sweat
>"Hi I'm Anon"
>I'm Lia, MAMA I'M EATING IN MY ROOM WE'RE DOING A REACT STREAM
>slams the door
>discuss the meal with Rinmama as you sit at the table
>HE'S SO FUCKING OLD LOOKING CHAT HE'S LIKE 50 OR SOMETHING NO I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG HIS DICK IS OKAY

>>71826466
I love Nasaposters. A pcg thread wouldn't be pcg without at least one niggerpost

Who is the Phaser of the month?

nigger

>>71826553
thank you for your service

Tenma is the cutest EN phase girl

>>71826258
Facts

>>71826553

>>71826530
Imagine my shock watching zoomers bring back 80s perms

surely you can just download mods for the sims and not pay a grand for all that

who the fuck is misa amane?

Do streamers really buy games, i thought they just downloaded them like me, what a bunch of morons

>>71826660
you must be +18 to post here anon

>I went to a fancy tea party
Wait I thought Lia was a hikineet who never leaves her house

>>71826660
Death note girl, no?

>>71826530
first time was a donut, now fashion is a circle, i'm starting to wonder if Lia even knows what shapes are

>>71826553

>>71826611
>[MEMBERS ONLY] Mostly peaceful chat with the starknights!

>>71826686
I just checked
didnt know she was the deathnote girl
I thought they were talking about an irl whore

>>71826675
If they buy them they can bill their manager.

>>71826660

Runie's rancid rippling rectal rapports of rear-end rupturing raspy rumbling radioactive roomclearing rugged yet rich reeking BRAPS

>>71826611
The manly desire to return to monke

>>71826611
I think these monkeys are very cute
but those teeth scare me

>>71826716
what do you mean, a donut is just two concentric circles

>>71825929
What are pippa and iori running from?

>>71826744
would you fight in a monkey war to secure jerrymonkey's territory
i would

23 hours until Panko;_;

>>71826778
>no comma usage for multiple adjectives
sneeringpanko.png

>>71826840

Yeah can see Hina getting into Dishonored but i can't wait for that 9 hours vod of Fallout new vegas too

>>71826840
Just a tiny bit longer!

>>71826778

>>71826531

>>71826840
>>71826890
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lia still buys kids size shoes...

I just noticed I tuned out and havent listened to anything lia and ember have been talking about in the last 20 minutes
is this gfe?

>>71826958
LIA IS 12 CONFIRMED

>>71826958
grow up lia

>>71826958
some girls are extremely small, also Remi and Jelly

>>71826531
This is a real story

>>71826972
no it's adhd.
seek help

>>71826958

>>71826958

how does Lia ruin leather shoes wtf

>>71826958

Honestly, Tenma shou

Crocs are perfect indoor shoes and I wear them inside all the time

Who has the most putrid and disgusting fart in Phase Connect? The kind that makes your tummy rumble from even thinking about it?

>they hate Crocs
Shiina...

>>71827107
Why not just get a nice pair of slippers, retard?

>>71827109
Runie

>>71827107
do you also suck cock

>>71824481
Shiina number 1 then

>>71827123
>>they
ember loves crocks

>>71827034
>>71827077
Could you please stop posting images like this? My coworkers can see these images

nobody has said these words in this order before

so did ember's feet just get torn up by her crocs and thats why she needed a wheelchair?

>>71827107
try ugg slippers and you won't be able to go back
unless you live in the southern hemisphere

>>71827210
she fell

>>71824481
Why choose just 1?

>>71827107
They're just worse kitchen clogs.

>>71827210
Slipped and busted ass hard while going fast

>>71827107
>indoor shoes

>>71827203
wheelchair fashion may be an uncommon combination of words but i wouldn't go THAT far

>>71826972
yes, it's peak "your wife has her friends over and they are yapping in the kitchen while you watch the game"

I dont think Lia will do well in fashion school

>>71826868
that doesn't give off the rampaging tweaked out vibe of horny frenzy I wish to convey

[Hina News]

She sometimes like incest.

>>71827107
This man knows.
>Indestructible
>Easy to clean
>Comfy as fuck
>Wide toe box so you don't get fucked up feet

>>71827107
>indoor shoes
Okay, but what if you didn't?

you should be vacuum girl maxing

>>71827314
If everyone was instantly good at something they have a passing interest in we wouldn't need to make oil rig divers go through an absolutely gruelling training process first.

>>71827107
>indoor shoes
I thought normal humans wear slippers or nothing at all

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71826258
da wose of wisdom

>>71827179

>>71827397
god damn that vacuum gives sloppy toppy

What noise does a squibby make? I imagine it's like raw meat getting thrown against the wall.

>>71827478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds14zhfHEvE

>>71827273
>>71827374
>>71827417
>Sir! SIR! DO NOT WEAR SHOES IN HOUSE SIR!

>>71827478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihw_966oa4c

Ok geniuses, riddle me this.
Lia has on several occasions revealed the type of fashion she's into and has stated that she owns such and such fashion piece. BUT WHY would someone own such fashion unless they plan on wearing it? And WHERE would she be GOING or WHAT would she be DOING while wearing such fashion? Really makes you think, doesn't it? Maybe she's not the shut-in she purports to be.

>>71827595
uhhh Liasisters... our response?

>>71826216
Yes and Yes
>>71826285
Watch the vod

I lumi ok?

>>71827595
How many times will you reply to yourself today?

>>71827595
>Woman lies
shocking

>>71827595
shut in? I never got that vibe from her

>>71827627
Tldr im watching Lia

I love ember but she's a bit page the age of puffy sleeves lia...

>>71827595
How are you still on this?

>>71827578
more of an asian thing. Do indians even have indoor flooring?

>>71827660
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

>>71827595
it's almost like she talks about all these places she goes to on stream. crazy

>>71827674
let me see LiaShorthair17

I bet Lia thinks she looks like some of these aesthetic pictures but looks homeless

>>71827578
anon the only ones that wear shoes indoor are americans, as in from the american continent.

>>71827660
It's what she always says. It's why she tried to lie about never flying on a plane before.

to Ember and Lia:
trans is the new goth. all the kids that were goth in 2000-2010, they would now be trans if they were in school today

>>71827595
Theme parks, cons, riot games events, the mall. All pretty wholesome places, she talks about it all the time.

>>71827701
Yeah and then the next stream claims she never leaves the house

https://youtu.be/A95Dqt8In6U

[Hina news] She is eating a whole cake on stream

>>71827681
He's been on this for over a year.

>>71827831
POWWWAAAAAAA

>>71827833
Hina does her best!

>>71827820
get worked

>>71827708

>>71827775
And goth is the new goth.

Did Tenma speak more than preschool level Japanese when she collab'd with Yuu?

how often is Lia going to tell the invader zim hoodie story?

>>71827894
impressive, very nice

>>71827775
I hate that you're probably right

Damn I really want to fuck ember

I am bit a wilting flower...I need Lumi pee to survive...

I love Lia's one woman crusade to get women to dress like anime girls.

>>71827954
why are you biting wilting flowers anon

Damn I really want to fuck lia

>>71827984
she's kinda based for that

>>71827954