/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Baking before thread death? What a novel concept

SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN

Sex with Ryan...

Where did all the little girl enjoyers go...

>>71778575
all the little girls have grown up into women, now. it's time to move on, an-non

>>71778514
Homos are not welcomed here

andy jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/andygraviti

>>71778514

>>71778730
>>71778828
I'm femanon...

>>71779078
damn, being a femanon AND having shit taste? pick a struggle

>>71779078
Sorry femanon, I thought you were the Ryan who's played friendlies here and is a 1 view maletuber.

>femanons
>here
lmao

>>71778746
finally real /jong/ hours

>>71779078
>I'm femanon
Let's pretend you didn't say that.

come back and deal into my 7 dora hand
god if I could have tsumo sanankou'd this..

>>71778746
>it's going to quickly devolve into friendlies only
fuck man

>>71779761
Even the mention of 7 doras has me spooked. I'm folding.

>>71779825
we had the same wait...

>>71779819
let's hope it's just an East only

>>71779948
yeah she said it is

I saw what you did in that friendly 5 minutes ago

>>71780114
No one is playing friendlies right now

>>71780168
he's playing with 3 people I don't recognize

>stalking friendlies now
Disgusting

>>71780198
anon... has other friends?

>now

Gram Pico will be playing Mahjong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGgakUMO_w

>>71778575
I was playing RimWorld

>>71780772

>>71780198
nobody in my friendlist is even jonging rn, how is that possible...

Anon has more friends who aren't us...

>>71778575
I was playing DF.

>>71778337

jellyjonger is dead...DEAD

>>71781518

>>71781573
why are we still here, just to suffer...

>>71781742
>.png.png

I have learned that while I can watch 2 jong streams at once and see what mistakes they're making I can't understand nip and english at the same time

Here's your overlap /jong/ I hope you enjoy the stream drought after all 3 of the streams end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUgxCCAPYU

>>71778746
The people in he chat are insufferable

>>71782774
Nina is luckshitting too hard

>>71782840
the discord troon backseating is very annoying, yes

>>71782869
she was supposed to derank today

Waaaaahhhg anon let me squeeze your balls

These niggers are disrupting her flow and as much as I want to say something in chat it isn't my stream to start shit in

>>71784099
the amount of micro managing is insane

>>71778259
>does anyone actually watch the recent streams edition
I like to check if the girls are cute, i am still learning the game

>>71780063
>hanchan
I'll watch Nina then

>>71784482
east now

Is Andy going to get pro tips in chat about her friendly plays? :^)

>>71784579
she'll get told to dama and refuse kans

>>71784579
>check stream to see how bad it is
>first message I see is this

>>71784703
>it gets worse
Imagine having the chat open
Just pop out the window and enjoy the stream

>>71785051
He was not bullied hard enough after fumbling his tourney and now we have to continue dealing with this retard

>>71785473
is this the same faggot that banned the loli?

>>71785515
Yeah

>>71785515
Our mortal enemy.

>>71785515
Banned Haruna, ragequit his tourney, deleted his discord and twitch channel

>>71785573
what is his majsoul account? he better be at least saint level

pico is so cute

that jong pro that did a few streams teaching Iori is in Pico's chat, we might get some higher level teaching streams out of this

>>71785515
Yes, also he is annoying as fuck, every time a new vtuber starts playing mahjong he comes to backseat them and if they are female he stays there.
You can't even tell him to fuck off because he has an army of tranny friends who will defend him at every occasion

>>71780813
>>71780975
Kiss

>>71785473
>not "chomboing his tourney"

>>71785616
He is m2 if I remember well, he doesn't even play often for fear of deranking

>>71785616
I'm assuming this is him, so not quite saint level
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/124853517/12

>>71785720
>it's our 2 resident male chuubas

>>71785855
we have more than 2

>>71785919
desu I forgot about tileman because I was thinking of /pcg/

>>71785616

>>71785958
I don't know if tileman is even here, I know he showed up in a couple of /pcg/ friendlies but I haven't seen him in any /jong/ ones

If he is, I doubt he would make himself known.

>>71785855
I don't think I count, I've not streamed since last year.

Tileman is the one defending his own wwyd in this thread

>>71786682
He grinched his stream today too.

>>71785855
I don't even watch vtubers

I will start streaming bronze room adventures with the goal of dama'ing chinks until they rage quit

https://www.twitch.tv/bodegarrat
and now for the new meta: mahjong ASMR

>>71787262
I'm getting misogynistic

>>71787262
why is the mahjong so small

>>71787566
You are supposed to just listen

I've figured out how Furry wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6moCVZUsCmI

>>71787262
Thats not a new meta, Pippa's whisper jong was kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HurEzE35nWY

>>71787639
then where's the ear licking and the shiko shiko

>>71787683
Do you want me to lick your ear? I could if you wanted...

>>71787769
only if you're a cute anime girl

You could just watch my oshi when she has throat problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJZBMsh1ioE

>>71787863
I promise that if you turn off the lights you won't notice...

>>71787998
I can smell men from a mile away

>>71787262
does she do asmr often? her voice is kinda nice

>>71787979
why does your oshi barely stream jong anymore

>>71788039
I watched Maria Holic too

>>71788039
That's how I chase them...

>>71788085
Your guess is as good as mine...

>>71788068
every monday

Andy playing ranked attracts the worst it turns out. Maybe there is something to the FOC streamers after all...

>>71788302
As if that pest didn't show up in FOC streams too

>>71788302
Why do you think qb mostly does friendly matches? she is tires of the freaks that are attracted when she ranks

I only watch streams that are close to deranking

>>71787262
>she is talking about wanting to eat tiles
where did this meme came from anyway

>>71788550
Japan

>>71788249
nice. i'll be back next monday

>>71788302
it's a shame because I enjoy people actively try to improve, at least I can just ignore chat

>>71788550
It is not a meme. It’s the natural reaction any menhera or mentally deficient person will have upon looking at the tiles.

orphans maybe

>>71788932
just one tile away and she got 1han...

When's your next stream anon?

>>71789251
Never.

>>71789251
I haven't had a first stream yet

I want to marry Andy so bad bros.

Stalker anon could easily become a pngtuber and use the emotes from the game as a model
Xenia 6 as a base and xenia 12 for when he speaks

>>71790013
Shan't.

>>71790013
he would have to play ranked for that

>>71790088
Join the dark side anon. You sound like infernoPlus anyways, you have a decent voice for it.

>>71790258
faggot

>>71789251
I did a solo ramza FFT stream on Twitch 13 years ago

>>71789251
Friday (not mahjong)

Stop forcing it, no one will ever deal in

>>71792389
but it's the shortcut to haneman

if I've called two honors I will 100% force honitsu

>>71792389

if I've called two honors I will 100% force toitoi

>>71792805
>>71792866
Okay, but why not both

Shousangen, Honitsu, Toitoitsu, Dora 3
Sanbaiman

Wait it's toitoihou

>my wife went offline
time to kill myself

Can we stalk someone? I have to distract myself from doing my art reps

>>71793428
see you tomorrow anon

>it's tomorrow for jellyjonger
>we didn't see him

>>71793506
/jong/ doesn't want you to know this, but you can stalk anyone on your friendlist whenever you want

>>71793746
But I don't want to feel alone...

I'm at work so I can't queue up

>>71793812
just start liveposting about anon's game and people will login to watch

Have you seen this vampire? Because she's my wife and the only reason I play ranked!

>>71793895
Why bother playing ranked when she doesn't lmao

>his oshi is a FOC

>>71793955
my oshi doesn't even jong

my oshi hasn't streamed in 3 months...

>>71793955
My oshi has never streamed jong

I don't watch my oshi when she streams jong because I take psychic damage.

anon is playing mahjong!

>>71794519
>mahjong at 3 am
Is he insane?

pinzu half flush is a go!

You lost the riichi chase to a 1han hand, but at least you weren't the one to deal in. Good use of emotes, anon.

>jongstalked anon is not on my friend list

>>71794816
Whoever it is, they just dealt in.

are you unironically jongstalking sanma

No. I'm watching our famous bird.

Why did you do that 5 minutes ago anon...

>>71794816
So I went back in my history and they must be someone I met in /pcg/ and played with once. I wonder if they're ever here in /jong/.

>>71795383
(I think this is me...)
every time I feel like it's chanta it's a mistake

>>71795383
What? I think it was a fine call.

>not playing the ASCII version
ngmi

I really hope no one was watching this round...

>>71796200
I would've been if you were on my list

>>71796200
Logging on now

>>71796259
>>71796275
stalking is a crime

>>71796300
queueing up is consent

That was a greey riichi

>>71796414
Greedy*

>>71796414
>>71796428
Now I'm curious, is there a riichi one would describe as "grey"?

>>71796587
A grey riichi is damaten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItUfNhYK3Y
Nina back for last minute cup practice.
Feat Moco, New, Izumi.

If I made a fat ugly bastard model and played mahjong, would you watch me /jong/?

>>71796847
are you good at mahjong

>>71796847
You're late for this one, sorry. There is already competition

This guy said he hoped no one is watching but is on his 4th honba, I've been baited

>>71796847
I'm already a fat ugly bastard that plays mahjong, I don't need to see someone like me on stream


I would watch you anyway

Only if I get to hog your lobby

>>71796702
why is Nina streaming 4 times in a single day

>>71797169
She hasn't suffered enough yet.

>>71796965
I keep making mistakes

The only one I can stalk now is an /mjg/er, and that's no fun

>>71797535
My flow today is negative, I don't think stalking me will be worth it, I'm sorry...

I wish someone would stalk me...
what do I do here, i am East on an East

>>71797712
Wait around for chiitoi. Or just call for toitoi. Depends on how early it is.

>>71797712
SMASH THAT PON BUTTON, FORCE TOITOI

>>71797712
Pon ton, pon sha, force honitsu iipeiko

>>71797712
google toitoi dash

>>71797813
Wait ippeiko is closed only nevermind

>this is fine

>>71798226
Nina was made for the Mocock

>>71798277
Raikan queen doesn't take prisoners

ITS ORPHING TIME

>>71798446
dramatic developement

>>71798484
was i even close?

>>71799723
Sorry my balls are empty

DIE!

Thread can't die when I'm here

>>71801762
we'll see about that.

I will always check every 30 minutes

Nina live again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kb-BUre4YU

>>71803032
mahjong tanoshii

I think this Japanese girl is addicted

>>71803236
Kihara, who's in the collab, just played nearly 7h until 6:30am... she's in good company.

>>71803032
why does she stream so much

>>71803236
She just had a lot of piled up streams scheduled with her tournament training and her usual ranking stream.

Page 8

Uuuu, look at me, I'm gonna die.

aesthetic

I'm going to queue up

It's safe to queue up.. thank god

Celestial speed

>>71798277
>Mocock

>>71808970
is he toimen kek

>>71809163
He's the dealer

>>71809386
Dealer of death.

>chink deals into Sanbaiman on East 4 and shadowrealms himself, knocking me into second
why do I even waste my time

>>71809514
My last 3 games were identical.
>2 retards trade hanemans with each other
>I get a single mangan tsumo into first place
>in all last the last player ippatsu tsumos a haneman or mangan dropping me into 2nd
Defensive playstyle my fucking ass.

whenever i win one of those stupid riichi pinfu tanyao+ mangan hands i say each yakus name out loud dramatically when they're being counted
it helps with flow

>>71793895

tileman is scared to queue up, he knows he's got four 4th places locked in

I will never fold

nine gates here i come

>>71811020
*kans 3m*

Is open tanyao the greatest hand in mahjong?

>>71813140
easily

>>71813140
If you are playing with an open hand there is no excuse to not kan

Save the thread

>>71815324
there's nothing you can do to stop the axe

>>71816535
But can the axe play mahjong?

>>71816593
Maybe

It only occurred to me now that having famous anons is avatarfagging...

>>71817182
Unfortunately having famous anons is unavoidable

famous anons are one thing, but we even have infamous Hannah players

>>71817182
one step forward for the plan to groom anons into mahjong vtubers

>>71817863
We will push stalker anon into the pipeline, he will become a chuuba and he will enjoy it

>>71818018
VStalker sounds like a fun concept, I'd watch it.

>>71817182
sometimes people post using my avatar even though I'm only one of probably 2 people that ever play her and i think people think thats me when its not

>>71818018
I can't wait for his debut.

Why is 7 pairs the best yaku?

>>71820182

>>71792865

>>71820289
You have no power here.

I wish I could be a neet. I would play jong all day.

>>71821089
I have been neeting for about 13 years, it has not been fun.
Every day I have to fight the urge to kill myself because I feel like an complete and utter failure.
13 years down the drain that I will never recover.
But playing mahjong is pretty fun so maybe it could work.

>>71818383
I just use whatever emote fits, if people think that I'm someone else with no context other than an image that's on them

>>71821774
Same here, like I'd ever roll on bamboo... I just use Musa to shitpost.

>>71822291
I rolled bamboo once as a tribute for the gods in hope of better luck and I got Musa...

>>71822407
Not sure if I should say congrats or condolences

>>71821774
One day when the thread is slow I'm going to falseflag as everyone having a massive erp session

>>71822624
Thanks for giving me plausible deniability for after I get drunk and ERP

i could only follow him for 6 discards :(

>>71822613
He has good emotes.
Terrible flow tho.

>>71822687
maneman doko...

>>71822624
Don't you know we already erp all the time in the secret /jong/ discord server?

>>71822754
I wish I didn't believe you, but after seeing all the random WJs without rooms being posted I don't doubt it.

>>71822835
those are just from invite rooms, sit online and you'll get invited when people are too lazy to post the room

>>71822835
>He doesn't get invites before the room is posted
lmao

Don't die

>>71825000
Ok Pippa.

>>71825561
>Thinking Pippa plays jong
Anon...

>>71821592
Why dont you do something neet chama?

>>71826646
Honest answer?
I dropped out of highschool because my parents did not care if I continued or not.
I got some nice rent money from a piece of land the family owned which was above an entry grade job so I just did nothing for over a decade
No new skill learned, no education, no job experience, etc.
I feel like a worthless sack of shit

khubie is live and has sleepy voice.

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>71828328
And rabies

>>71828328
Your oshi cuts.

QB nurfed her tits lets fucking go!

>>71829497
uoooh?

>>71828656
And that's a good thing!

why is qbs right thumb so short

Almost thinking I need to start tracking khubie's cycle.....

>>71778259
shameless pippa leeches

>>71830670

holy shit she didn't give up on dwarf fortress

>>71830946
Fucking based.

/jong/ is going to die during maintenance and no will be remember to bake until servers are back up

>>71832838
>no will be remember

>>71832838
RC anon will bake

>>71832838
>no will be remember

>>71832838
/jong/ should join /mjg/ in the maintenance traditions such as poker and OJ

>>71832838
Khubie is streaming so the thread wont die until we hit bump limit.

circle jerk for thread unity

>>71832986
I don't remember what email I signed up for poko with

>>71826867
you should get a job in construction or landscaping or something

>>71832986
I'll poko if we have 6 anons who can get past registration

>>71833828
there's a xenia-12.png image for it, but I don't have it saved

So, do you guys have like a gambling addiction or something?

>>71833989
Im addicted to placing 4th and sucking off old japanese men under the table. The gamble is if i guzzle more or less than 500ml of semen

>>71833989

>>71832838
that's ok. the maintenance will be an opportunity for me to reset my flow

Buy women a stream deck. She's too lazy to go get it.

>>71834462
She got one on throne the other day, she was too lazy to go pick it up from the mailbox.

>>71834732
how is it possible for one girl to be so strong of a neet?

>>71834732
Too scared to go outside and pick it up www

>>71834732
Yeah i know....

>>71834904
Sounds like she'd have to go to a post office? No clue how the bongs do their mail service. Shit like this usually just gets tossed on my porch as an American.

>>71834975
I assumed any streamer having anything delivered would want it to go to a PO box even if it's through throne, but that might just be me being paranoid.

>>71830617
Her sleep schedule, right anon?

>>71835339

maintenance... maybe i should get dwarf fortress

There are like 10 other games id rather play than mahjong but im not going to play them

>>71835840
This, but vinnies.

>>71835840
same, but all those games require attention so i can't really enjoy them while doing/watching something so i just jong

>try to get in one last ranked game
>disconnected
>server under maintenance
I better not have lost points for that

>>71836255
Would you derank if you did?

>>71836792
No, but I would be tilted enough to after the servers are back up

>>71836255
I am 35% sure it's like the game never happened.

>>71836978
Id riichi on those odds

Tileman News: Well jong? Are you enjoying the questions?

>>71837243
I hope he deranks to adept.

>>71837243
>discard red 5
>get ron'd

>>71837243
>cut aka 5s
>everyone instantly assumes you're damaten for a haneman+ and never cuts another souzu again

I'm not cutting aka dora at turn 9 unless I'm desperate

every time I cut a tile like that I draw the backfire the next draw, I would probably draw 6s right after

>>71837243
this is the first one I disagree with, unless your first 8 discards somehow disguised your hand cutting aka 5s here is going to make it impossible to call or ron because it's such a scary looking cut for honitsu in the dora suit

Why is QB talking about architects... What did you do...

what am I supposed to do for 8 hours of no jong

>>71839452
Poker Chase

>>71839369
She was talking about being a feeder its not my fault.

>>71839452
Buy the mahjong hentai game on steam.

>>71840109
but there are a million strip mahjong arcade games I could play

Room.... doko...?
Game... doko...?

>>71840254
I'm not making a room on Riichi City

thread death approaching

>>71840771
don't worry pankophile, there will always be more bread

>>71840771
Khubie is streaming and I need a place to post her ratepost so if the thread dies I'll try my hand at baking.

>>71840885
but why not bring back euro

>>71840771
Early bake because I'm always baking but today I have to return some videotapes and I can't trust you guys in making more bread
>>71840948

>>71840930
I'd have to go check the archives for their OP and I'm lazy. That and I feel awkward when I'm the only person live posting about khubie there. At least here there's one or two others also watching khubie. It would be funny having the two bakers for /euro/ both being vampire chuuba fags though.

>>71841016
Thank fucking god I don't have to embarrass myself tonight.

:(

>>71841275
:?

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