/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my calfie daughter

>taking bath
>time to stick up middle finger in my bootyhole and jerk off into the water
>slide finger all the way up
>it hits something sharp
>trying to pull out
>the sharp poopy want to come out with it
>get out of the bath while finger still up my ass
>skidadle out of the bathroom because toilet is on the other sside of the house
>my father comes home just as i enter the living room
>in a panic i slip on the water, fell on my face, rip out my finger and shit all over the floor
>daddy ask if im okay
>i stay silent, pretending to be dead
>he quietly goes outside, back into his car and drives off

Bros its been 13 hours and he still didnt come back

No fagknights below this line
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I love Shiina!

>>71811739
Wtf

Pipkiss

I'm not into mean girls. See you guys next bake.

>>71811748
addendum: no likers either

>>71811869
Likers are allowed. I shit up their thread enough.

Why do Runiggers never link the new thread?

>>71811748
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>>71811992
because you are a big boy and can look for one yourself

>>71811992
Because he's an attention seeking faggot, just like all the other runie avatarfags

>>71812153
You should link if you bake retard. There will be a double bake and we will get fucked.

why nobody is posting any panko posts?

>>71812204
There actually was a double bake, but OP picture is of a male for some reason.

>>71811992
Retarded newfag wanting attention.

>>71812243
Panko is old and busted

>>71812204
yada yada, poor babu can't find the thread
here is your sucky sucky
open up, say ahhh

Love you Pippa, hope you're sleeping well.

>>71812396
(You)

NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | LIVE | Drawing Membership Emotes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY5HuxDJZ-g

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 1h5m | YouTube Schizopost)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 3h5m | Stray)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHkDO2e1DOY
Hikanari Hina (18:30UTC | 3h35m | Steam Sales and probably Unboxing 3Dio Mic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GkPttcMigk

LATER
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia & Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 4h5m | Fashion Talk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwaR9fOxV4
Dizzy Dokuro (22:00UTC | 7h5m | South Park Fractured But Whole)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShkLX4GT-1Q
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 7h5m | Members Only: ASMR, Crab Soup Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtbL5jeqU50
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 9h5m | Learning to Whistle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4Y05fYYTA
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 10h5m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wDAkuc9m_M
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 11h5m | ???, Probably another collab)
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami/streams
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 13h5m | BIRTHDAY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4HbrO7P-48
Kannagi Loki (06:00UTC | 15h5m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 16h5m | Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 18h5m | Karaoke, Vocaloid)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASvcGLhAHg
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 20h5m | Zatsu w/ Awawa)
https://www.youtube.com/@SirahosiAwawa/streams
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 20h5m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule again this week :c
>If you don't watch Nasa's birthday you're a bad person and you should feel bad
>Form to submit cringe RP scripts for the Hina & Eimi collab later this week https://twitter.com/eimiisami/status/1768827948650369136
>Form to submit questions for the Memory & Awawa collab later today https://twitter.com/sirah0siawawa/status/1770021931796054310 (Use DeepL if not confidently JSL, Awawa can't EN | https://www.deepl.com/en/translator))

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Saya, Muyu

>>71812314
anon that's loki-sama....
and she's live right now...

I honestly can't wait until Runie starts playing mahjong

Ban Runietards from baking.

>>71812517

>>71811739

thoughts??
>>71804970

>>71812567
>Ban Runietards
fix'd

>>71812428
>Loki
Oh so is it a male pretending to be a female?

mrrrrrrrrrrr

>>71812419
wrong vowel
shoo, retarded baby

Surely this thread will be better!

>>71812517
No more jong! Jong is dead!

>>71812620
That would be a reverse Aoi so no. There are no males in Phase.

that bait is too lazy you're not even trying

>>71812617
>>71812567
>they hurt my feefees, jannie help

Just gonna filter runienigs and collect (You)s from their seething now.

>>71812599
>You did your damage
That's rich coming from her.

>>71812421

>>71812716
>shitting up the board and acting like catalog niggers
Unironically yes jannies should bonk this shit.

>>71812599
>(Cross-thread)
Kill yourself

>>71811739
Never change likers.

>>71812819
What do you mean? My is bread is good (Runie op)

NAME SOMETHING A BURLAR WOULD NOT WANNA SEE WHEN HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE

>>71812599
i will continue to do it until hostages stop posting here

[Pico news] Pico found a new laptop

Ahhh euro hours, here we go again

I want to choke fuck lumi and cuddles with her afterwards

Ritual post for your oshi to never respond to you for a week.

>>71812936
We don't negotiate with terrorists

>>71812936
Based.

>>71812934
My spiked cock as I ventilate him with my gun

>>71812996
Do they actually stream from a laptop? I remember Eimi talking about her laptop as well.
Isn't it like mandatory to have several monitors for obs and whatever shit you're playing and stuff? not to mention a laptop is usually not powerful enough to handle all that shit.

>>71813020
She's a fragile white woman. Make sure you don't snap her neck. I've read of mice and men.

Watching the Lia vod. She's so dumb.

Sexual intercourse with shiina to be honest.

I love my wife Eimi Isami from Phase Connect's third generation of talents Phase Euphoria.

>>71812599
>You did your damage
So what, did someone look into how her getting the boot from Phase went and go
>Yeah, that looks bad, gonna keep my distance
Like a reasonable person would?

>>71812936
based

>>71813100
Why are you replying to yourself

>>71813189
Well, I think she SUCKS!

Thoughts on Tenma's idol week /pcg/?

>>71813226
I'm NTA
But I'm sick of Nano being in this general.

>>71812936
Cringe

Which one of you was it? Which one of you was actively malicious towards Phasefriend Nano?

>>71813225
Yeah, me

So are we starting a new thread already since this one is bad?

>>71813278
You gonna have to grow thicker skin then

>>71812934
a naked squib

>>71813228
Nobody here watches Tenma regularly she drove us all off.

>>71813228
what is idol week? fucking your fans for donos?

>>71813318
Me

>>71813350
You gonna say the same thing to Nano?
>>71813318

>>71812969
Yeah, this rules

>>71813318
You already linked the thread, why are you spamming this?
Nobody cares about some future lolcow getting anonymous hate messages.

Should I spend $600 on a gacha game? I'm really digging her design and her huge boobas

>>71813318
It was me. I told her I like her streams and that she should stream more.

If Lia doesn't review Ember panties on this stream I'll be upset.

phase friend Olivia Monroe is playing DMC3... is she trying to have something in common to talk to Runie with other than women stuff

>>71813407
idk who that is, but no

>>71813318
it was lumi

>>71813318
Capippi like him >>71813362

>>71813407
No Pippa save it for you teeth

>>71813407
phase connect?

>>71813322
Pee see gee is never good except when clara's streaming

>>71813407
Phase connect?

>>71813407
is this from that one "lesbians dancing while fucking/killing eachother" animation that's been floating around all week?

>>71813450
>Everyone I don't like is a Capipi
Retard.

>>71813407
Think about it this way
>would I spend $600 on a single video game?
The answer is always no. But, it's your money.

Why is Kaching a whole new channel instead of doing it on their existing channels?

>>71813536
factually correct

>>71813450
wtf I love capipis now.

>>71813389
She's a woman, it can't be helped.
It's not my fault some fragile faggot who can't just filter image hexes decides to take out his impotent rage on the world

>>71813569
Because Sakana likes to play favorites.

its an allegory for cunnilingus with dizzy's vagina

>>71813450
Except I watch her and like her you stupid faggot.

>Runie OP
>Thread bad
I'm noticing

>>71813407
Are you fucking stupid

hag sex

>>71813645
Uoh?

>>71813608
>capippi is a offtopic shitter
figures

>>71813551
But people drop akasupas and some even gift 100 memberships. That's 100-500 dollars quite literally being thrown into the void.

>>71813664
uoooohh

>>71813664
>>71813117

>>71813228
Idol culture is a cancer. Forgetting, for a moment, that even practicing it is cultural appropriation, as it evolved in Japanese culture, idol culture has nothing but a detrimental effect on the parasocial bonds viewers make with streamers. Idol culture is also SEXIST because it attempts to enforce strict moral standards on women and then lash out at them when they step outside of these standards. In conclusion, Sakana should hire male vtubers. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Captcha is transphobic: 2gndr

>>71813569
Because they're trying to build a brand.

>>71813407
I spent 13k on FGO, I only ever regretted spending when it was exclusively for booba. Never spend for just booba.

nta but ive spent over $1k on FGO and I absolutely regret it. whaling in gachas actually makes the game worse, since a major joy in gacha is the "gacha" gambling aspect, which money seriously dampers. stay f2p or better yet quit and play good games instead. i'll never get that money back, but i learned my lesson.

>>71813719
>it is cultural appropr
americans are waking up I see

suddenly, wemi (in 30 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHpEz9ngxbA

>>71813768
>appropr

>>71813690
>accused of hating nano
>destroy argument
>hurrrrr OFFTOPIC
KYS

>>71813809
faggot I did it on purpose.

>>71813713
Wow.
>Scroll down and see anon asking why Jelly is liked
>Almost everyone is just saying "cunny"
What are Jellyfags doing over there anyways?

I hereby declare to double ban fagknights for this >>71813713

>>71813719
People will fall for this because they are too autistic to get sarcasm.

Wemi in 30 minutes!

>>71813765
I hope you only bought quartz for the GSSR.

>>71813697
>>71813713
UUUOOOOOHHHHHHH

Jelly is liked because she's cute, cunny, and autistic. Unfortunately, I always am sleeping when she is streaming.

>>71813835
Feeling the need to explain yourself makes it a thousand times worse than genuinely getting it wrong, foreverESL-kun

>>71813840
>What are they doing over there?
Cunny posting

>>71813713
Nice

>>71813842
>straightest post in the thread
>fagknight
This try hard attitude is so cringe.

>>71813835
>I was only pretending to be retarded
lol whatever you say anon.

>>71813278
Bnuy posting will continue until morale improves

Pippa is pure sex

>>71813835
>Merely pretending!
A Classic.

>>71813925
>>71813983
>>71814009
Autism faggot, I did it to emphasize that I am not reading his shit because he's an amerimutt pushing his amerimutt politics onto the vtuber thread

>>71813972
>straightest post in the thread
>a crosspost from /#/
holy shit go back monkey

>>71814008
yeah, with me

>>71813876
i still have paid SQs which will only go to gssr's, yes.

>>71813713
>brown
>posting in numbers
jellyfags are retarded

>>71813972
Numbertrannie, kill yourself.
>>71813933
You too. Kill yourself.

We love all bunnies here yes even you Pippa I love her the most actually <3

>>71814033
>Autism faggot
Yeah, we can tell you have it, retard. Check your pulse and step back from the keyboard seething ESL.

>>71814052
>>71814081
That's how bad this thread is. Runatics should be banned from baking. Leave it to Pankophiles.

>>71814122
>have to explain the joke 3 times
>you're the one with autism!!!!!
autism faggot

I just like cunny

>>71814085
of course we love pippa bunnies here.

>>71814081
>cunny posting is bad
Damn, is that how this general is?

>>71814183
The "Joke" was not funny, it was just you seething like a faggot, faggot.

>https://rankith.itch.io/unnamed-space-idle-prototype
Remember to get the upgrade that tracks 4 offline days worth of progress. This game respects your time.

>>71814081
>ur a numberfag
>0 mention of numbers in the post chain
Wdhmbt

Good job, Starknight.

>>71814191
Nice me to. We should post more to drive out Runatic normal fags.

Phase Friend Oli is going to ask Runie for a post-DMC3 yap collab

[Phase Friend News] Olivia Monroe is setting up a collab with Runie and Lumi

>>71814154
>>71814196
Numbertrannie, you actively anti phase. Why wouldn't tell you to kys? Kys

>>71813322
I think we should go back to the last one. That one was alright.

>>71814183
>joke
This is just sad, my little brown friend

>>71812936
dangerously based

>>71814194
I would carry her home desu and treat her nice.

Did someone say cunny

>>71814309
>Why wouldn't tell you to kys?

>>71814309
>Why wouldn't tell you to kys?

>>71814255
Starknight and Luknight alliance!

>>71814358
no

>>71813407
No, you're not going to get $600 of enjoyment out of it. Not even close.

>>71814309
Stop falseflagging and being brown already.

nice

>>71814358
Yes.

>>71814241
you're the dev, aren't you. go shill elsewhere you FUCK, advertising is against the rules

>>71814183
>felt the need to explain even once
It's okay anon, we were all thirteen once. You should probably come back in five years though, don't want to break the rules

>>71814358
Yes! In fact I'm pretty sure someone said post ALL of your cunny in this thread.

I hate it here

>>71814358
Yes
>>71814395
Yeah I did

what was the autistic game jelly was playing?

Kani thread

>>71814255

>runie thread
>it's absolute fucking garbage
not even suprised

I like it here
and when i dont like it i can simply leave for a day

>>71814468
Time to take matters into your own hands

I'm charging up the good stuff

>>71814264
HELL YEAH

>>71814493
Sixty four

>>71814552
Muyu's milk taste like _______?

>>71814431
Not the dev, but incremental games are the best to play while watching streams.

>jelly is going to convince me to buy another autism game
Between her and ember, they keep convincing me to buy vidyas. It's not good for my wallet

I guess pretending to be a gumi didn't work out yesterday so he's back to pretending to be a runatic

I feel like 1 turbo autist is falseflagging as a runatic to shitpost.

>>71814600
mayonnaise

at this point i don't think michiru exists

>>71814264
>The 3 big yappers in one fucking collab
Dear GOD

I love Pippa.

>>71814085
Bunnies are the perfect combination of cute, stupid and smart.

>>71814264
I still believe runie shouldn't do it.
If it is like that one pre valentine's collab, runie will either destroy the gfe image she's been obviously trying to build, or she'll just not play along and make the collab boring as fuck.

>>71814611
I heard the game gets boring

>>71814264
just imagine the combined yap power of those 3

jely has the cutest laugh

>>71814684
God I miss Pippa. Glad it's Tuesday

>>71814637
>>71814615
I fully believe it's a genuine runatic that just hates phase but likes her

>>71814615
He's overcompensating today for some reason.

>>71814707
That might be TOO much estrogen.

Shh, the Meido is sleeping.

>>71814264
the yappening is real

>>71815016

>>71814499

Would you still watch PC if they were all men?

Lumi's stream delayed
also didn't she promise to post something for singing March at the end of her stream yesterday? I wonder why she didn't.

>>71815016
IS THAT

>>71815016
>>71815081
wao

>>71815085
no

God I love little girls

>>71815016

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71815099
Based. We haven't switched to summer time yet in europe so her stream has been 1 hour too early for me.

>>71815016
>>71815081
I can see their nipples

>>71815142
why draw nipples like that Jesus it's disgusting

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Thread is going from shit to cute and funny

>>71815085
>he doesn't know

>>71815142
Delete this

>>71815142

>>71815099
>also didn't she promise to post something for singing March at the end of her stream yesterday? I wonder why she didn't.
Probably same reason she hurriedly rushed to end stream yesterday. She had someone coming over.

>>71814725

>>71815142

>>71815276
yeah, me

desu I really just want a Lumi and Runie collab...

>>71815298
I made this post

>>71815081

>First day of Spring
>Pippa is listening to winter wrap up just like me

>>71815314
Lumi already promised she'd bring Runie along for her next Oli and Nekrolina collab.

>>71815340
truly grim

>Thread becomes straight
Wow, why doesn't this happen more often?

>>71815369
>>71815314
>>71814264

>>71815099
>he trusted
Lumi has only put the minimum amount of effort into everything she's done for over a year now. If you actually thought she was going to post something for singing march you're a fool

See you in 3 days guys.
chuu

CUNNY IMPROVES THREAD QUALITY
SHOCKING TRUTH

>>71815314
Same desu

>>71815321
>>71815382

>>71815016
>>71815081

The world can't handle my white boy swag

>>71815321
Oh shit!

>>71815016
Where's the dog

Um, you're not allowed to post pornographic content here

>>71815404
>>71815369
No I mean just Runie and Lumi.

>>71815545
sorry

>>71815401
Shitposters taking a break to jack off

>>71814268
Cute chips.

>Check the thread
>It's all porn
Good job /pcg/, never change.

>>71815545
We're not?

>>71815401
EU hours are in effect.

Who's got the puffiest cunny in phase?

NIGGER DA JERMA STEW

>>71815444
Numberfags. The lot of you!

What is she saying here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNR61yueeBU&t=165

>>71815689
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>71815771
No AMERICA IS AWAKE
USA USA USA USA

>>71815099
She delayed it to give me time to set up.

>>71815615
>>71815653
>>71815747

Can /pcg/ even handle the combined gosling posting of both Runie and Lumi when the collab happens?

>>71815298
To check on your cat, we know


Notice how the cat is on her couch?

>>71815968
If there is a Pippa twitch stream right after the thread will gos out

stop posting porn guys what if your oshi lurks rn
you know they visit sometimes

>>71815016
waow

>>71815791
Panko manko

>>71815925
Nice pose. 100X better than these "mating press" skebs

>>71815968
>gosling posting
it's going to be the same fiasco as her collab before valentine's.
They're gonna say woman things, everybody is going to seethe about it, the gumis will damage control all day, and the thread will be unusable for like 3 days.
again.

[Lumi news] She hates us (1 hour delay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2MYn5T3no8

uh... whatcha up to /pcg/? come chat with wemi before the exam crunch instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHpEz9ngxbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHpEz9ngxbA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHpEz9ngxbA

>>71815444

Why is there no Remi porn?

Every time I remember Saya doesn't brush her teeth and she kills my boner.

>>71816201
she is seiso and her fans are very seiso

>>71815791
The short one with that slight pudge. You know who I mean.

Amazing thread.
HAHA

>>71816202
So you could say she has Dragon Breath?

Very dangerous thread to be in during work bros...

>>71816278
What, you don't want a promotion?

>>71816266

>>71816123
Okay. As soon as Neko finishes up

>>71816201
We need more Remi porn.

>>71816201

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71816417
>AI slop

>>71816201
That would be illegal. No lewding the neph

This new chat layout kinda fucks for telly viewing

>>71816201

>>71815016
WAO!!!

>>71815211
WAO!!!!!!!!

>>71815016

>>71812421
I love you Schedule Bro

>>71816449
Where's the cum? Why haven't you cum on it?

which phase girls breast milk tastes best?

>[Deleted]

>>71816691
depression with a burning menhera aftertaste

I like Hina's karaoke streams, they're very cute.

>>71816177
Nice try I invented that one.

Which phase girl has the tightest smoothest asshole

Posting porn is thread culture

>>71816787
Hina

>>71816691
None of them are lactating and no one's tasted.

Wao! Finally some good bread!

>>71816798
Cunny posting is the white blood cells of /vt/

Though cunny, unity.

Possible twitter spaces during Wemi’s test break. Might not have to kill myself!

>>71816102
this is Jelly's fault

Btw fellas, no-pen sex with your sister is legal in all 50 states

>>71816727
Good. Fuck pedos. Pedophilia is against 4Chan rules

>>71817012
Very cool Pippa

>>71816996
why?

>>71817046
no need to post runie after the brutal execution wemi just gave her

Wemi has no business having that dumptruck ass but I am all for it.

Hina is going to give me diabetes...

>>71814241
Still playing it. Thank you starknight

>>71817088
she was supposed to collab with Lumi today and cancelled last minute

You can't stop kaniposters meidos

>>71817168
she's too good for us

It's fucking personal for Wemi holy shit

A liker touched my pp

>close thread to wage
>Check back and it's all cunny
Truly a terrible thread.

>>71815819
https://youtu.be/xpHcEEoG_JY?t=100
journey to the west reference.

>>71817346
That is a very common liker activity.

>>71817224
that was yesterday

>>71817348
???????

>>71817348
you're not fooling anyone runatic

>>71817168
Hina does her best!

Who is gayer between likers and gumis?

great thread guys (sincere)

>>71817224
That was yesterday retardnigger and I don't think either of them said it was because of the other person, just mutual decision to let the stream spend more time planning the stream before presenting.

>>71817470
Likers are gay but they mostly do it for the gayfabe. Gumis are deeply closeted homosexuals and thus gayer

>>71812421
Ive been waiting for Nasa to get a new outfit

Good morning.
I dreamed I got custody of a japanese marionette Workshop after its owner died.
I feel like Clara has started to affect me with her japaneseness.

>>71817141
What are you talking about? Am I missing a good Wemi stream RN?

Pippa, wtf?

>>71817599
But Clara isn't Japanese

I'm going out for lunch can you guys have a good thread by the time I am back?

>>71817591
I can't wait to ask Runie about that male coworker of hers she introduced One Piece to. I hope she introduces him to Phase Connect next.

What the fuck is a japan

>>71811739
Most normal liker

https://twitter.com/Azalanz/status/1770101096687817134
MASTURBATING TO DIZZY RIGHT NOW at work in the bathroom though :(

>>71817725
A remi stream? Yes. A good remi stream?
No such thing exists

>>71817758
She talked about him multiple times he's old and has a kid stop being a cuck.

>>71817224
That was scheduling misunderstandings

>>71817878
I've heard that excuse so many times now.

>>71817737
The girl just aint right

>>71817878
>has a kid
Yeah, with Runie.

>>71817512
>runie thread
>it's good (despite runatics' best attempts)
how does she do it?

>>71818101
>it's good
because it's already been cleaned up dumbass.
Runie threads are NEVER good

>>71817737
Pippa needs her Pippills. This shit genuinely is going to keep make her backslide forever.

thread that comes after this one?

>>71818155
Janny acceptance!!
I still feel like it's one of the girls feeling threatened and trying to make her get hated. It feels so inorganic and sudden.

>>71818377
Decent now that I'm awake.

>>71818377
nope!

>>71818288
I hope she keeps moving forward and gets better, I like funny pink wallmart rabbit streams.

>>71818377

I love Lumi!
I love Miia!

>>71812421
>Zatsu w/ Awawa)
wait a minute... I read this and I thought you meant Jelly.
Are you telling me there's a vtuber named Awawa? What the fuck?!

Stop being horny.

>>71818399
Nothing Hime does will make me go back.

new thread
71818830
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