/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>71786864
SNIFFFFF

Sex with a fembud.

Please don't let the schizos follow...

Gura wuvs you.
But mostly me.

Taiwanbros are hunting a white girl who's under 4' 8 on street right now
Should we be worried about it?

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

Huhaha, time to radicalize chumbies

Gura likes all the weird shit at the sushi bar shes just like me

Gura should dye her hair black in Taiwan. Most woman there are short and flat anyway so it's easier to blend in.

Gura's cunny. In my mouth. Now. I'm not asking.

>>71787063
Yes

>>71787118
based and same desu

>>71787114
in what way? I'm already radicalized in certain ways.

>>71787217
AAAAAA PLEASE I WANT TO MARRY

>>71787217
For a moment I thought this was her

>>71787118

>>71787217
I can see her panties

>>71787114
>Huhaha, time to radicalize chumbies
Gura...we were already radicalized...

>>71787217
I love this photo!

>>71787294
You can't marry someone you just met.

>>71787301
Gura would never wear something that tacky. She is a woman of refined elegance, pleb.

>>71787044
No, trust my daughterwife.
No one will ever catch her, she's good at this.

>>71787409
Tell that to the jews

>>71787217
UOOOOHHHH FEMBUD SEGGSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Child

>>71787420
Dressing up like a child is elegant to you?

>>71787044
Good opsec, dont worry

>>71787510

>>71787044
>on the street
You think COVER can't afford a cab?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Ill never get why people want fembuds, I just want my sharkwife

>>71787660
they werent taking cabs in japan

>>71787849
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>71787909
I dont think fembuds want us they just want to fuck each other

I can understand why she did the scheduled tweet now because looking at taiwan anon boards liveposting, the changs are searching for her at that area already.

>>71787510
yeah

>>71788177
GONCERN

>>71788177
She is most likely in her hotel now.

>>71788177
Yep she was had gone about it very smart and that is a good thing. The bad thing is they camras are not just a live feed but also record what and who was there in the past so it will not take long but I think she will have plenty of time to get her work done there and fly back and not have to worry about people bothering her. It would have been best her not say anything till after she got back and its what I would have done.

Stay safe Same

I can't believe Gura is going to assasinate Xi Jinping

>>71788317
You need to also think they camras are every place in Taiwan so if she does go out to try any of the food people talk about they will see her on camera now because people will be looking and the same for what hotel she is at because they will follow her on Camra. I wish she did not say anything till she had gotten back. I hope she is really back in Japan or back home right now and she just made it look like she was in Taiwan but was really not.

>>71787217
sigh. women exist. it makes me ANGRY. STOP being beautiful goddamn it. goddamn fembuds. and especially you gura, stop it.

>>71788420
stop posting lies.

>>71788420
based if true

>>71788478
>>71788288
!!!

My wife is fine paranoid buds.

Please come to Beijing too, cunny shark

>>71788681
I was pretty close to concernfagging.
Thank you chumbie

They really got her moving around a lot. She was in Japan to do the live MC parts and now in Taipei? She's going to turn into Pitbull and become Ms. Worldwide.

>>71787217
Wonder what it smells like inside her shoes?>>71787301
way too tall

Gura in Mexico City when? I want her to visit my country too.

>>71788764
Do you know how close Taiwan is to Japan? Only a two-hour flight

>>71788807
Gura will go to the spoiler]Philippines[/spoiler] first

Gura won't visit shit hole countries

>>71788807
Never Raul. She would get raped in Mexico

I think Gura should do a Dodgers collab.
This combined with Ohtani on the team would be fucking huge in Japan. Like fucking massive. When there is a starting pitcher that day from an Asian country said race comes out in force everytime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q60RzIreOg
sex with Gura cosplayer

>>71788876
not gonna happen domingo

>>71788807
>A shithole full of gangs and drugs
Never

>>71788887
>Visited Japan and now Taipei
What did anon mean by this

>>71788659
I'm worried about you Gura stay safe. A photo or 2 of you is not the end of the world. I just hate the idea because that will give you less privacy and in this day in time it would go viral overnight One good thing about a Vtuber is you get to do the Hanna Montana thing. Stay safe shark.

>>71788997
These two places are 100 times safer than US

>>71789077
>Ebi love

>>71788955
Was she the only tour guide or did they give it to the homos again?

>>71789077
>heart for bloop
it's so over

>>71789077
((honk mimimimimi))

>>71789077
bloopbros?

>>71789113
Gura carries a gun with her for protection

>>71789077
>Ebi love

>>71788007
We should get back at the fembuds by having crazy wild gay sex with each other.

Who the fuck is bloop?

I like bloop

>>71789113
100% true but the problem with Taiwan is someone will end up getting some photo or video of her and she would have to be very very very good at what she does to not have that happen.

If you're finding Gura's messages she's already LONG gone. Good luck finding her, stinkies.

I agree with the anon above. She's probably already gone. No way she would tell people where she was at this exact moment.

>>71789252
She's probably ugly in real life anyway

>>71789252
the camera footage still exists, unless she can turn completely invisible now

>>71789252
Funny everyone here would think otherwise but this is the real Gura taunting you. I bet she is back in Japan or on her way home now.

>>71789365
The city of Taipei wants her to visit and advertise, they were informed, footage is probably wiped because they want to make deals with her.

>>71789113
These places are 100 times smaller than the US. Japan could fit inside Texas and crime statistics are BS. Every women in Japan has experienced stalking, molestation or assault to the point they have to keep shutters on for phone cameras. If even half of these made it to court Japan would drop a shit ton. Gura is a woman so by default it’s not safer for her

>>71789252
someone pulls camera of her signing things in Taiwan. (unless she did it in Japan and they shipped it over a day or 2 after that)

>>71789365
You guys are morons. She goes out masked and with hats and hoods, no one is going to see shit on camera that can be identified. It's just going to look like any other small Taiwanese girl when all covered up.

>>71789356
The vtuber model is a debuff compared to the IRL.

>>71789149
They’re a package deal might as well make nice

she is basically a diplomat, she should have her own diplomatic passport by now

I don't care where she is I just want her to stream...

I actually like Bloop, there, I said it.

>>71789239
>Saw random white woman on the road
>Is that Gura?
>I have to take a picture of her

This Taiwan thing will be just a short schizo arc.

>>71789639
Retard.

>>71789569
Gura stop giving hints to people on what to look for. Trust me if you was out and about dressed like that they will have an easy time finding you and plus it takes on time of uncovering or just looking up at the right time for people to know who they are looking at. Its best to not say anything at all.

>>71789475
I hope so

>>71789442
Nah when gura posts on /vt/ it's always in all lowercase with little punctuation.

>>71789701
Everything she does is a short schizo arc by now, chumbie.

>>71789674
Everyone knows what she looks like so its not hard to know its her. Looks don't change same with bone structure so unless she had some plastic work done ( I would hope not because she is perfect the way she is) she can be spotted easily.

Reminder Gura's piss is in Taiwan's sewers right now

>>71789792
I suppose you're right.

Stop with this talk anons. Its getting pretty dangerous.

I'm on the way to find Gura on street right now
Wish me luck chumbies

>>71789939
>anon think the opsec queen is going to expose herself

Bae back in Australia, Nerissa back in the U.S. I bet Gura is home already. Now all the chinks will be looking for her.

>>71789939
>implying Gura goes outside
roru rumao

Taiwan Chumbuds are basically God's chosen people now

>>71789868
>876

>>71789487
If the women there would actually let the men breed them and raise the birthrates, there wouldn't be so much of this so called "crime". But no the women are like "Sex is icky", unless it's with japanese rich chad. If Gura can survive the high crime low trust diverse gay and brown society of america, she will be fine in the high trust racially homogeneous societies of Japan and Taiwan.

>>71789910
Those are schizos and they’d be banned already if this was any other thread

Guys i'm going to bed. Don't do anything dumb by looking for Gura and finding her in Taiwan and posting photos or videos of her. She is a Vtuber because she does not want her real self in the spotlight and this is her way of keeping the other half of her life normal.

>>71789113
I'm not going to /pol/, but if you go anywhere in the US that is more homogeneous then it's literally safer than Europe.

Gura is big fish? Is that how she keeps evading people?

>>71790166

>>71790141
Too bad they didn't accept my application to be a janny

>>71790224
Really Don't do it leave her be because if you keep this up she will end up leaving and not a one of us wants that.

>>71790223
It's an ironic name

>>71790301
You weren't what they were looking for, which was trans people. Gura would be disgusted at the jannies here.

>gura laughing her ass off at schizos rn while still back at cover Corp HQ in japan
Yeah bro she totally went to Taipei, just like fes was all live performances and not prerecorded or anything

It reeks like there is going to be a schizo fes in here very soon.

So anyway I'm in love with Gura!

>>71786850
based dudul

>>71790223
about that...

>>71790580
Release the nudes already, dudul!

>>71790643
He's never gonna do it, would be bad for business

>>71790629
Am borgyr

>>71790643
Unfortunately I think Cover unironically has terms against it for people that work on their stuff (for good reason mind you), remember the mizuryu kei meltdown? If he's got nudes they're not gonna see the light of day

everyone goes to bed and i get bored. any fembuds wanna stay up and horny post?

>>71791043
>>>/u/

There are fembuds in this thread RIGHT NOW
Say hello to them

konfauna

>>71791184
thanks. found a new old anime to watch, Kill Me Baby.

>>71791289

My wife Gura is the cutest girl in the world and you have to come to terms with that fact.

>>71788764

>>71788807
I actually think Mexico City is a good place for a HoloMem that wants to do vlog content

I had sex with a chumbud. Woke up alone in the hotel room. It was gross, i regret solo traveling to Japan and the vtuber fanbase now.

This is the worst case scenario. She's not busy doing more idol reps just wasting precious time on more shill garbage. Expect another Kanauru live after her two month ghosting break

>>71791669
gaybud...

>>71791669
when you regret sex, it's rape. press charges.

I'm expecting some kind of sponsored 3D performance or activity
they wouldn't pay her to go all the way there just to sign stuff, also if it were to be just your usual con panel or ad she wouldn't need to be there physically either, so it's definitely something with 3D and it's not prerecorded, also judging by the government itself is involved there's no doubt they are investing a lot into it

I miss Gura when she was just doing cute and silly things. Why did she became a mascot. If she needs money, tell me, I can give her anything she needs....

feeling pretty melancholic right now.

>>71791967
you're a multi millionaire?

>>71791967
>mascot
she an idol
it's what she always wanted to be
it's why she applied to Hololive

I think I figured out when she was there to sign using tweets it does give us a time frame of it. Jislin_0 picture of the signature was at March 18th, 11:24 PM EST. The next sushiro picture is someone with the Gura bottle by baitututu1102 at March 18th, 12:17 PM EST. Taipei is 13 hours ahead of EST. Google says Sushiro Taipei opens at 11 AM and closes at 10:15 PM on weekdays, and 10:30 AM to 10:30 PM on Saturday and Sunday. She obviously won't be signing it when it's open so the time frame between March 19th 1:17 AM~ March 19th 12:24 PM CST would have to be after the store closed or 1-2 hours before it opened depending on how long they are in discussions and enough time for her to leave without being seen. This is the best information I get from the available info.

Honestly looking at it now, Japan is one thing, but I'm a bit fucking mad she went to Taiwan and signed things for a merch even before ever signing things like that in the US. Im tired of the US getting shafted with the fucking EN branch. I guess the euros have it worse, but still fucking Cover ignoring English speaking countries

>>71792130
the fanbase war thread ia down there, pajeet

>>71792192
I can't see this happening anywhere in the US at all.

>>71791967
>Becoming like her idol Miku
>Bad
Does Miku stream?

>>71792192
this, i'm getting really tired of western countries being paid no mind

>>71792192
>signed things for a merch even before ever signing things like that in the US.
I also wish she would do that in the US, but I feel like animals would vandalize and destroy whatever she did for tiktok clout or something.

>>71792192
Well you're in luck! The hololive sales office in America was made specifically to create merch events here in the US!

>>71792192
>Taco Bell

>>71792192
>>71792255
this is why Yagoo is opening coverUS you neanderthals

>>71792298
>>71792303
>>71792307
I'm still not going to fly out to LA.

>>71792357
Oyasame

>>71792140
Retard you really think she went there in person to sign the stuff instead of just signing it in Japan and having it mailed? Lmfao

>>71792357
sleep tight buddy

>>71792327
>>71792307
I honestly just expect that to make things easier for the talents, Ill fucking believe Cover about actual things for US based fans when I see it. We didn't even get a second connect the world announcement after fes.

>>71792396
yeah because she said so
also you are faggot and should kill yourself

I want a lipton iced tea collab.

>>71792298
the ignore western countries cos they know of all the subversive woke shit and trannies that will undermine and ruin everything. The west deserves to be ignored, we're a society in decline, we don't deserve shit.

>>71792449
>I honestly just expect that to make things easier for the talents
It's not going to help them, just make more work for them, it's for getting sponsorships, selling merch, and that's it. They were very specific in saying that JP would be the only branch that had anything to do with making content.

>>71792303
>>71792307
>>71792327
And how does that mean it would relate to Gura? She sells more stuff than most jp members, in Japan but doesn’t get as much stuff. Mori gets more than her to

>>71792539
you're right, maybe i should move to japan

Tyson Dino Gura Nuggies

>>71792023
Closer to an mascot than idol. Where is her album? solo live? Talking to the fans more than once a month?

>>71792485
>doxxfag trying to call someone else a faggot
You kys first subhuman

>>71792504
Southernbud? I fucking love iced tea.

>>71792590
I prefer the love live experience

>>71792357
sharkdreams

>>71792587

>>71792590
Gura is an actual idol. You don't seem to know what the word idol means.

>>71792587
I like dino nuggies

>>71792539
At least woke started dying this year, it's in the beginning stages of unavoidable collapse now. Although that doesn't mean all our problems are over.

Make Atlantis Gureat Again

>>71792736
neither do you, nigger

>>71792539
>We
It’s always the retards from third world shitholes talking out their ass. You’re probably too poor to research the “east”

>>71792736
ironic...

Drink water

>>71792759
>>71792769
>they don't worship gura
gura is my idol

I can't read but i sure love Gura!

>>71792750
Zion don is no better, and the end of woke shit is coming from the top down, the elites want to end it because their golem got out of control and started supporting palestine. Man thank fucking god that Gura is not affected AT ALL by all the horrid shit going on in the world. She is my refuge. I love her.

I just saw Goob at the airport!

She's pretty chubby.

>>71792750
First off it started dying 3 years ago the issue is most things are in production for that much time. They’ve only now decided that releasing it is even worse than trying to recoup any costs. And second other countries, namely Japan, are in the early stages. Maybe they’ll stop before it gets too far but they are definitely in the process

Gura is an actual child.

>>71792192
-10/10 larp

>>71792928
>>71792928
>Man thank fucking god that Gura is not affected AT ALL by all the horrid shit going on in the world. She is my refuge.
My rrat is that most of the Gura seethers are mad not about her but that they cannot infect this area as well and make everyone fucking demoralized further to despair or force their politics on people trying to escape like how the vidya industry is hijacked.

>>71792192
>>71792298
Better get used to it. Between the aquarium and Taipei this little shit is a license to print tourism money.

>>71792979
Japan will beat it down soon enough.

What could be so important that she needed to go to Taiwan in person and that the Government got involved? Maybe she's getting a sololive in Taiwan

>>71792758
I'm in a western country. I'll visit japan, but I need to help fill my country with white babies that I make with Gura. It's the only way to save the west. I HAVE to breed her. I WILL breed her. One my 12 - 20 kids are established, might retire in japan, and me and gurandma will have threesomes with young japanese girls. Grow old together and fuck cunny.

>>71793076
>little shit

>>71793152
She is a little shit.

If she flew directly from Japan does that means her panties are still unwashed?

>>71793169
she probably sweats a lot on the plane.

>>71793059
I bet there's some truth to that actually. The goal of woke freaks is total cultural control and the fact that hololive is a massive force in pop culture in recent years that they cannot touch must have them seething fucking mad.

>>71793166
Gura is my daughterwifegurandma.
I guess shes just a shitstain to you huh.

>>71792192
Hopefully Gura ditches the USA for good.
Shit country.

>>71792928
The actual reason is money isn’t infinite and eating all those losses is no longer sustainable. Though that’s only on the pop culture side. Gura is unaffected because she’s a normal person that grew up with good values. And while I loathe giving Cover any credit this was probably their idea. Good call considering the order members

>>71793235
>massive force in pop culture
Take your schizo shit to the catalog

Cover should release more dino merch.
Easiest money of all time.

>>71793234
Don't tease me you fucking brat.

>>71793169
>>71793219
I'm sure it still smells good. Gura is very sensitive to smells.

>>71793235
They tried, but Gura and Hololive are so above all that, that it had no effect whatsoever.

Gura is very likely a right winger too and she just laughs at those fags trying to demoralize her and her fanbase

been a while since I've seen a racism deletion that wasn't sea related

I'm having a crisis here bros, can i be both a ruffian and a chumbud??

>>71793324
You're retarded

Gura is probably just like me. We have no idea about any of the big dumb shit going on in the world and don't care to know.
I never know what the latest cool thing to get outraged about is.

>>71793425
As long as you aren't one of those gura hating weirdos in their split then yeah.

>>71793411
/pol/ shit should be deleted too.

>>71793261
I just think Gura was just always a good girl. In a world full of temptations and tattoos and degeneracy, she's held up pretty well. It's cliche to say based, but she kinda is though. Or i could be just projecting, dunno. Small town girl, grew up with kind supportive family and based af anime. She's everything they hate.

>>71793498
bro, it's too late at night and too comfy to be fussy, live and let live, post cute guras. or seethe if that's what you want.

>>71793411
Is saying nagger bannable now? Times have changed for sure.

Gura was wearing her Dino suit
So no one in Taiwan could recognize her

>>71793689
true rules 1 and 2 have never changed, and also it technically is against the rules but lol, lmao

>>71793689
yes. all racism is bannable now. like even mention a certain tribe and you get a 3 day all expenses paid trip to not here. it's fuckin retarded.

Is she going back to the US after Taiwan or she's gonna go back to Japan?

>>71793819
Taiwan is in Japan and Japan is in Ohio

Marriage with Gura.

>>71793819
Taiwan is a part of the Japan empire anon

>>71793689
>>71793794
>>71793807
>ban a word that black people use in regular conversation on the pretense that it is racist
>fail to see the irony in this
Reminder that the feedback page exists.

>>71793942
I mean I said technically but it is actually against the rules, racism outside of /b/
it's just very selectively enforced

I might buy grocery store sushi again. All this sushi imagery got me hungry

I wish my mommy would come home to tuck me in...

.

>>71794292
Congrats! You're not banned!

I bought three 4chan passes for reasons I cannot explain.

>>71794310
Or is he?

>>71794278

>>71794355
I only have the one

>>71793396
I thought you were trolling, but you’re actually serious. 90% of Hololive members are lesbians or pretend to be lesbians. Almost all of EN except Gura falls in with the troon crowd. Let’s not forget the homos or the fact they couldn’t play hogwarts legacy. And finally, multiple faggots post unironic gay cosplays. Not to mention the faggots here that get off on it.

got my first Rainbow Goobert ez

>>71794747
nice

>>71793501
Here’s an easy way to know if you’re projecting. Compare it to her genmates, then the en branch, then the rest of the moderately popular female vtubers, and finally female streamers in general. Statistically, based on her personality, she’s a miracle girl.

>>71793396
That's what respectable businesses do: Abstain from taking part in sociopolitical dialogue. Sidestep the drama, fuck all that shit. Gura's got a keen sense for avoiding drama herself. She sidestepped all that Hogwarts Legacy. What were her words on the matter? "It's not worth it" I think. Smart gal.

>>71794684
Nerissa is the biggest lesbian in EN
And her favorite game is Idolm@ster
She was even uohing at cunnies

>>71793396
>Gura is very likely a right winger
I don't think Gura cares about politics at all. Her values probably lean different ways on different topics. She's definitely not one of the snowflakes on either side. You won't ever hear her in public or in private crying about micro-aggressions or what any person wants to do with their genitals. She's simply above your cringe /pol/ bullshit.

>>71795053
I don't know why you guys think any of these girls are actual lesbians besides maybe Kanata. It's all fan service.

I'm pretty sure that stuff was signed in Japan and then sent to Taiwan.

>>71795241
It was already in Taiwan unsigned as of yesterday

My daughterwife Gura has always been a good girl. From the beginning she's only ever said harmless shitposty things for funsies at worst.

>>71795053
What does that have to do with anything?

>>71792964
The 'Gura is Fat' schizo is back. Take your fetish of fat girls elsewhere

>>71795340
are you replying to yourself anon?

>>71795241
She doesn't have a good reason to lie and ask about food places twice. If they just sent stuff there she'd tell her fans to check out her signed posters or other merch. She's there, she signed the stuff, and that trip is probably why she said she was really stressed during the space and her members post.

>>71795085
You sound like a faggot

>>71795176
>Yes I dated girls, yes I’ve stuck my tongue down this girls throat, yes she has stuck her tongue down my throat
Really couldn’t give you an answer off the top of my head

>>71795359
It's pretty obvious

I feel like the T word woke up the sleeper agents because the thread has been weird all evening now.

>>71795308
Umm, retard. They probably had the exact same posters sent signed and put out overnight. I knew some retard would bring this up lol.

>>71795366
She asked about food twice because the first tweet was a scheduled one that was supposed to already be posted. Tard

she is too rich to care about politics

>>71795366
Mind the signs anon don’t feed the schizos

>>71792964

Hopefully the thread is more comfy in the morning. Sleep well chumbies

>>71795532
Gura just has a personality

>>71795325
That means you can be based too despite being a troon

>Gura is almost a hag

>>71795366
>Gura is not in Japan
>Gura is not busy
>Gura is not in Taiwan

>>71795647
Gura is my gurandma

>>71795647
I will save her before her eggs dry up!

I'm glad cover has people here shitting the place up to strengthen gura's opsec.

>>71795366
>Asking fans in Taiwan about food

>>71795458
They've been there for weeks, it'd be obvious if they were changed for new ones. Plus Gura loves chink shit, she'd take any opportunity to go there.

Don't know what's going on, but I just want to let everyone know that I am in love with her, and when no one is looking I'm going to swoop in and marry her!

>>71795410
>Yes I dated girls
Literally none of the girls have said this.

>>71795794
Other than Muse Dash, what else?

>>71795844
Money

>>71795647
Yeah 9000 year-old sure is old for human standards

>>71795884
Thats not Chinese dumbie

>>71795691
There is no Gura in Ba Sing Se

>>71795410
Look out anon, the trannies will rape you in your sleep, pussy.

>>71795811
The tweet brought in a lot of weirdos tonight.
Hopefully they leave by tomorrow.

>>71795979
Hopefully the politics mumbo jumbo will die down by tomorrow night at least.

>>71795085
she's too nihilistic to be a right winger. i think she literally just wants to grill. But that's okay, I'll take care of the voting in our family. She can be a based trancendant centrist, while I help push fascists/national socialists back in power for the safety of mine and Gura's children.

I MISS MY BOY BLOOP

>>71796067
it might be here for a while yet, depending on where this goes
china and not-china are kinda hot button topics

>>71795176
All girls are gay. But simultaneously and contradictorily, all girls are also straight. They want to kiss and touch cute girls, smash clams, spit in each other's mouths, and they can cum a bit from lesbian sex. But for the big cums, all girls NEED a penis in them. Only my cock can bring Gura the satisfaction she needs. She'll fap to cunny to warm up, but for the big cums, those real leg shakes, she needs me to fill her.

I hope all the Taiwan buds have fun seeing my wife's signature all over the place. I actually thought Taiwan had a travel advisory and I couldn't have gone even if I wanted, but I was wrong. I once again missed out on seeing her cute shenanigans, at least I have my signed postcards

>>71796224
I'm surprised jannies aren't blasting already.

>>71795448
What T word? Tranny? Troon? Trannoid? Fortunately gura doesn't even acknowledge their existence.

Do the actual chumbies leave the thread when it gets like this? I feel like everyone left for the night

>>71796197
I don't.

>>71796224
I know they hate each other, but they all have the same genetics so it's all chink shit to me. I'm happy that Gura finally found a place where she feels at home though.

>>71796391
i'm currently trading, chumbie
dont feed the troll

>>71796391
I mostly give up and wait it out once the political stuff comes up, I will never, ever claim to be a good poster but bringing that in here is bottom of the barrel

>>71796471
>i'm currently trading,
trading what chumbie?

>>71796391
Most are asleep and the ones that are here don't care about this shitposting and just wait for it to pass. Like me.

I do feel like if ever there was going to be a time and place that someone finally snaps a photo of her, it'd be in Taiwan. But it does seem unlikely.

>>71796615
They know where what hotel she's in now that she tweeted from it so...

>>71796507
NVDIA

I love my sharkwife more than anything!

>>71796818
I made this post

https://youtu.be/3I40QOpXAVk
Here's the clip of the dogs meeting gooba.
If you don't care to watch the clip, here's the QRD
>weren't able to talk a lot
>she's cute and tiny
>waved at each other furiously(autistically)
>gura had big, furiously happy eyes
>they didn't ouch her tail
>chat asked if "gura was stinky," Mococo said she was "appropriately stinky," then clarified that she "smelled nice."

>>71796880
stupid gura why did you sit on that soaking wet table

>>71796880
I need to smell gura

>>71796880
Imagine being a dog around Gura, you would probably be able to smell her breath, BO, cunny, and farts even from across the room. Probably even some scents regular human noses can't even detect...

>>71796880
I absolutely hate Fuwamoco so much, their identity is so 'fake' for some reason, I just can't seem to pinpoint why.

>>71797037
If their nice to Gura and Gura likes them I will like them, simple as. She seemed happy about meeting them, so I'm happy for her. Their fans or the people masquerading as their fans that came here to shit up the thread forever can kill themselves though.

>>71797037
Well for starters it's obvious that they did not really talk much less get close enough to smell each other, and yet they still choose to answer that question for kayfabe.

Cuddling Gura

>>71797037
They're actually just like that. Like yeah they playing characters, but they been at this kind of gig for like a decade now. They just love what they do. I love Gura, but I respect anyone that chases the idol dream with such conviction and loyalty to the cause. Pic unrelated, it's Gura's butt, and i want to sniff it.

>>71797193
very smackable

>>71797037
Kys sister

>>71797149
I think they answered tactfully while saying something that would make a chumbie who was interested happy. Since when is kayfabe a bad thing?

>>71797149
i can smell people from meters away. do you smoke? maybe get your sniffer checked.

>>71797261
There are dozens of questions in the chat, choose one that you can answer "tactifully" wihout a bald faced lie if you have any respect.

>>71797321
You weren't there, you have literally no idea if it was a lie or not, and it was probably the funniest question. They're entertainers, it's their job to entertain. Should they have also said they didn't touch Gura's tail because she didn't really have one? Acting like they were only putting off on touching her tail because it was their first time meeting is basically lying about her actually having a tail for the sake of kayfabe too.

>>71797490
She does actually have a tail and you don't belong here if you think she doesn't.

>>71797524
Everyone knows Gura is Gabby with a tailplug in dumbud.

>>71797313
same desu I think my nose is more sensitive than others, I often smell people that wear deodorant or smoke long before I see them.

>>71797490
I don't "have an idea" that it's a lie. I know that it is.

Are you guys making something out of nothing again?

>>71797733
I can smell where in their cycle girls are... sometimes this is a blessing, but most of the time it's a curse, especially around fattoids. But as a smellfag I totally understand why people say Gura smells nice, because she is extremely conscious of smells, so knows how to smell nice for people. God... imagine. She's beautiful to all five senses.

>>71797735
They got close enough that both Gura and them said that they met. That's all you know. But you're just shitposting. Here's your (You)

>>71797037
Any Holo girl who talks or treats Gura well is welcomed in/ggg/
Falsefags should just kill themselves

>>71797037
Really rude for no reason. They're just two sweet old hags that have a lot of love in their hearts for their fans and wanna be seen as cute. What's so wrong with that?
The clearly love gura and said they carry around a "guard shark" keychain.

>>71797805
ye I like making shtuff!

>>71797321
>There are dozens of questions in the chat, choose one that you can answer "tactifully" wihout a bald faced lie if you have any respect.
Because they know about the "stinky shork" thing cause they actually DO watch and love all of Hololive? They literally wouldn't have picked that chat out otherwise.

>>71797571
fatter tail

Gura should collab with Aduril and if they release an autonomous submersible missile they should call it the "pedo"

Hey buds, I had a pimple thing on my ballsack that was bothering me, so I popped it... That was mistake. It feels better, but now it's bleeding. A lot. Apparently that's normal for an injury there, but it's still scary...

>>71797805
I just wanted to post something I thought was cute tbdesu. I like it when there's cute interactions between 2 cute girls. Or 3, in this case... It's annoying that antiposting follows FuwaMoco anywhere they go, but whatever!

>>71797884
>Hags
I love how hagfags casually dox ages like nothing.

>>71798129
i hope your balls and blood will be safe chumbie...

>>71798150
You did nothing wrong. It is very cute.

>>71798189
Thanks, I think I will be. Keeping pressure on it seems to be working.

gura the idol (with exceptional tweeting skills)

>>71798129
Doctor. Now.

I want to sexually bully and ryona this slutty cat T u T

>>71798129
I got a varicose vein. I'm afraid to go to the Dr.

>>71798129
You just created mustard gas... it's owari da

>>71798505

>>71798474
I was seriously considering it, but the bleeding stopped. Keeping pressure on it for 10 minutes worked.
>>71798619
Yeah, I get that. Last thing you want to go for the doctor for is problems with your balls.

My oshi is the epitome of success. Wish there'd be more streaming involved, but hey, we're conquering the world with shark cunny here.

>>71798158
>knowing someone is a hag = doxxing real age
Check your meds

>>71798129
Do not use liquid bandagenon your balls. Hope this helps.

>>71799043
Wish the world had more places than Japan, Taiwan and city of LA

>>71798129
>>71799155
Or do, if you like CBT

My beautiful shark king wife.
https://tw.news.yahoo.com/%E9%AF%8A%E7%9A%87%E9%99%8D%E8%87%A8-hololive-gawr-gura-%E6%8A%B5%E9%81%94%E5%8F%B0%E5%8C%97-042502825.html?guccounter=1

>>71799262
>The twin cocks are real
NO WAY

>>71799178
Hey, I need something to be happy about in this shithole state.

Apparently they can't stop talking about her.

>>71799262
MY LIEGE

She is a merciful yet stern king. Guiding humanity with an iron fin and a warm heart.

>>71799262
why are they misgendering her

She's gotten way too popular, people are too quick to forget that she is my wife and mine alone.

>>71799423
tyranny we can trust!

>>71799431
misgendering? >>71799306

>>71799262
>>71799431
Just for your reference, "shark king" and "Tsar" has the same pronunciation in Mandarin. Chink and Taiwanese love to call her that for fun.

>>71799540
thank u taiwanbud

>>71799540
Neat, I figured king was just something gender neutral until translated or something.

>>71799556
>taiwanbud

>>71799262
>>71799324
Why is she in taipei? Some tourism thing or just a cute trip?
>>71798158
they don't really do a great job hiding the fact that they're hags, anon. it's pretty obvious the more you watch them

>>71799774
>Why is she in taipei? Some tourism thing or just a cute trip?
Didn't say, but she visited one of the sushi places and signed some of the cutouts.

>>71798158
Their tastes are 3 decades old anon.

>>71799774
I think its just a quick stint in Taipei to sign a few stands, eat some food, and head back to Japan.

>>71799565
It is gender neutral, for females though a "female" is added in front of king, I.E. "female king"

>>71799774
We're just visiting.

She might even only be there for like a day. it's not a long flight.

>>71800078
Yeah, possible she makes it back to japan before bed time.