/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71746264
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71746279
amen

>>71746279
amen

Just wanted to say I love my blue fuck of an oshi and think he is very neat

>>71745925
reminds me of those anecdotes of eastern euros or russians learning a lot of english to become basically fluent from wanting to understand videogame text in their pirated games

>>71746482
>Heroes of Might and Magic 3 is used as an English teaching tool
Kek
>>71746279
Amen

>>71746482
Yeah, me. But for real though, even today there's pretty no translated games for my native language. Growing up there was no choice, either you learned or you didn't understand shit.

>>71746609
You don't understand how omnipresent that game was here. Years ago back at uni I was friends with the normiest party girl business major you can imagine and we used to hotseat HoMM3 in the dorm common areas.

Reposting for a whole new generation.

1440p: https://files.catbox.moe/pqeate.png

Finally got the 1 year anni merch and yep!
That's just a black backpack!
The character prints on the inside are so small they could be tiny finger nail art stickers you get at the dollar-store.
At least we got the Ohmonah bags, to me those are a much better style of "stealth merch"!
You can tell is meant for something, just not that its an anime boy.

Serious question: I'm an ojisan and haven't watched a lot of the Stars. I liked debut-era Vesper a lot though, because he was about the same age as me. Are there any others in a similar niche? Basically a guy in his late 30s to early 40s that talks about games and tech from 20 years ago?

>>71746436
He is quite neat.

>>71747206
Shinri, but he has a very different personality

>>71747206
Ruze is the Local Fantasy Nerd with a book club but he's not really a replacement to Vesper in terms of personality/voice/age/or technology interest

>>71747206
I'm guessing GB would be the closest since he plays some old games

>>71747060
Yeah I prefer the crossbody to the backpack, but mainly because the backpack just isn't as big as I was imagining but on the flip side the crossbody was way bigger than I expected kek

7 hours until mama

I find it very funny how Shinri said he wouldn't do a konbini snack review like every other streamer who visits Japan, yet ends up doing one anyway because he feels obligated to

what's the name of that yugioh card or magic card that looks like altare again?

>>71749750
a mek knight something iirc?

>>71749945
that's it i think, thanks

>>71747060
They could've done a much better design, even just colored bags according to each member would've been better

>>71737924
I feel similar towards Altare.
I don't even consider myself an Altventurer anymore, even though I used to be like "I'll support my leader forever!"
The staleness in content, the lack of consistency in his schedule, the overall vibes of he just doesn't care that much anymore, I guess.
Kinda disagree with your last paragraph, though. I feel like these issues happen to most vtubers that "make it", most of the boys are acting the same way.

>>71750086
This makes me think, I wonder if the boys will ever get like "level up" outfits

Man, Jurard speaking Japanese sounds so cool. What a far cry from how goofy he normally sounds kek

>>71750113
6 different bags is a crazy, the production cost...

>>71750371
i have a hard time believing people actually think he sounds goofy. i know he make goofy sounds and and what not but when he's speaking normally his voice sounds handsome to me

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1769793906663706628

>>71750371
It's a nice skill, having an effortlessly ikemen tone that you can use for VPs/wowing JP-niki but also being able to be comedic with it as well.

>>71750513
He sounds like Markiplier

>>71750513
Oh don't get me wrong, Jurard has a really good voice. It's just his normal self, when not reading any script or whatever, is very goofy and funny that it kinda overshadows how good his voice is. At least that's the case for me.

>>71750629
I wonder if he's edited it at all

>>71750629
you guys ready for Japanese e-boy Axel?

>>71750237
God forbid a mf getting sick and not having to break his back anymore streaming twice a day. And what the hell does "he doesn't care that much anymore" even mean when he is literally in Japan working on his Holo stuff like everyone else?
You don't have to make shit up just because you no longer like someone

>>71750729
Kek. No.
Do you remember his Altare reveal for TSB

>>71750739
I'm gonna miss his default so bad but the hat might be cute

>>71750694
i've never heard him speak so that doesn't affect me
>>71750715
i think i understand

>>71750629
Ngl the silhouette looks a lot like an outfit he talked about having irl some months ago, minus the cat beanie.

>>71750237
Respectfully, anon: Altare is human too. Shit happens, and he can't be a content creating machine 100% of the time. It's clear that he's focusing his energies on Big Things (orisong, polishing up the unit he's making with Axel, etc), so let him cook.

Besides, you don't *have* to be a diehard passionate fan who watches and supports everything he does 100% of the time: it's ok the slink back into a casual "tuning in only when a stream catches your eye" kind of fan. Maybe take a break entirely from his content if you need to. I've noticed a lot that ppl who force themselves into the "consume! consume! consume everything!" mindset with vtubers get burnt out hard and fast when stuff hits a brief lull, might be happening to you.

I'm so tired of people biting samefags

>>71751048
Wilbur Soot moment

>>71751048
there are no streams so we must bite the yummy looking bait

>>71751111
kek this is good

>>71751111
Oh

the only bait you should biting is my dick, if you're a koi...

>>71751048
I'm bored + I don't mind replying if it won't severly derail the thread in some aspect.

>>71751221
okay!

>>71751310
ToT

>>71751048
I'm tired of people calling any negative feedback a samefag

>>71751310
This. Is. Not. Possible. Fish anatomy doesn't work like that

>>71751310
don't report it you fags

>>71751387
we're not fish, we're koi's

>>71750772
He's in Japan more as a tourist than anything else, there's hardly anything other than 3D to show for his time there. This applies to the others too.

>>71751019
I think you're completely right, to be honest.
I don't dislike Altare like the anon I replied to does, I just don't feel like supporting him anymore, and can't help but feel like he hasn't "earned" my support lately. Which is cringe, I'll be the first one to admit it.
But I could still catch up on his streams casually once in a while to see how I feel.

>>71751387
Yeah? You ever tried it to confirm?

>>71751310
Oh shit there he goes

>>71751387
That's why it's crying

>>71751387
shut up bitch

>>71751387
Fishfucker-san...

>>71751387
you some kinda professional fish fucker anon?

>>71751387
Of all the things that annoy you in this thread, this is it?

>>71751510
wtf

>>71751510
what... the fuck am I looking at

>>71751510
W-what is this

The need for instant gratification and seeing results of work instantly is a plague in the corpo vtubing industry, thankfully the boys don't usually get hit by it, it's more of a problem on the girls' side

>>71751423
As a consumer, it's perfectly fine to set standards of the kind of content that you think deserves your monetary support vs what doesn't. You're not heartless for dropping menshi/SCs for a few months because you don't think it hasn't been worth it recently, that's considered normal just about anywhere else.

>>71751510
FUCK YOU KOIMAN

>>71751310
Sometimes I wonder if the person who drew this ever thinks about their legacy

>>71751692
that's just the kind of consumer that the internet has molded.

>>71751782
and smiles with pride

>>71751782
I would like to shake their hand.

>>71751708
Thanks, anon! That makes me feel less guilty.
Sorry for replying to the other anon in such agreement without explaining myself better, I don't feel that kind of anger towards him at all.

>>71751510
A-aniki...

>>71751510
Hey buddy supermarket is 2 doors down

>>71751310
>>71751387
/mans/ is... healing

>>71751387
I've seen a dude fuck a fish it's pretty accurate

>>71751998
People move on from content creators all the time, and contrary to og anon's schizo ramblings, new people will also come as well so there's nothing to feel guilty about. Just do what you like *chu*

/mans/ has been extra unhinged today

>>71752482
you what

>>71751510
GET YER ASS BACK HERE

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE GAVIS BETTEL

>>71752482
nta but also a fish autist, he must've had a pretty stumpy dick then
wait why are you watchi

Any bettelhead that has Bettel as their kamioshi; Why? Not to be mean, I just don't understand and I would genuinely like to hear reasons why you like him so much

>>71752958
he makes me happy

>>71753371
Legendary.

>>71753371
AIEEEEEEE

>>71753371

>>71752958
I think Bettel's cute and endearing. stupid clown mannerisms make me happy. for me personally he's also just entertaining and fun to listen to, even if he hasn't been at full energy for 2-3 months but I'm hoping after the Japan trip he can be back to clowning again.

>>71751387
It actually happens.
t. did this to a catfish with some cousins when we were kids

We have to do something about the fish fuckers itt

>>71754385
yeah, protect them

>>71751019
Yeah, it’s often people who force themselves to consume every little thing a streamer does who end up having this kind of reaction. Altare is my oshi and when he’s quiet or not doing content I like I just watch someone else until he hits his stride again. It’s really not that big of a deal.

So the boys aren't in the 5th anni live right?
I'm mad because I can't find a way to buy the tickets as a kaigaineki but I can accept it if stars en isn't there this time I guess

>>71754307
what is actually wrong with males, they shove their dicks into literally anything

>>71754652
there's only a small chance shiny spicy might be there but they weren't mentioned in the lineup

>>71751111
I love this

>>71754652
I wouldn't hold my breath for it, but I'm personally hoping HQ would be there at least

>>71754652
it's weird because it seems like it should be possible to buy overseas

>>71754652
https://virtual.spwn.jp/_events/24060802-engholostars5thanniv
the anni live site doesn't show spwn for english, but there is in fact an english page
i've heard some people have had issues with getting their cards to work, but it's never been a problem for me.

>>71755111
Yeah my card doesn't work which is my issue

>>71751510
Never thought I'd see a lords of the locker room edit here. About time

>>71752550
>>71752677
Just hanging with my boys

>>71755517
More like just banging (fish) with your boys

next week Altare will announce his new outfit

>>71752958
He was without a doubt 90% what I was looking for when it he first debuted and even now, I enjoy him. He may not be kicking high into streams but because of my life, attention-span and scheduling, I actually don’t mind weeks or even a month without a new stream because it’s enough time for me to catch up. Literally the only thing he didn’t mark off in my list when he first debuted was his zodiac

>>71755700
God I hope so

>>71755768
>zodiac
I've never understood people taking zodiacs any more seriously than an online personality test. Is there an ideal vtuber zodiac? Would Bettel be any better if he were born at a slightly different time of year? I don't understand women

>>71756144
i love drawings of mascots with penlights

>>71754307
I have so many questions that I don't know if I want the answers to. Like...alive? Dead? What did you do with it afterwards?

>>71756271
No, no zodiac sign would be better than the other. It’s just a fun prediction sort of thing.

>>71756552
Their birthdays are made up btw.

>>71755580
I read that in a parrots voice kek

>>71755768
>>71756271
>>71756552
I'm somewhat surprised zodiacs and blood types aren't shared during debut, if only for the fun of it.

>>71756552
So no zodiac racism? lame

fat fuck and not so fat fuck love

>>71756868
kek i’ll never forget the day about that one starmin who legitimately thought that they weren’t

Boys shouldn't be pale

>>71757717
>>>/vt//choc/
For you.

>>71757717
N

>>71758267
Cute blorbos

Watched the Holofes Starcolle clips, nice. Vacation team's short was the best. I gotta wonder how the EN boys's personalites would be exaggerated for full-fledged episodes where they speak more than 2 lines....I kinda of liked how Altare just seemed to be the absentminded little brother type, and Axel being the tsukkomi for once was surprising but I can rock with it.

>>71758773
Axel's voice acting was really solid, like actually. Others aren't bad at all either but you can kinda tell there is some amount of that "I can't put my all into this because that is embarrassing" with most of them kek. Also what is up with GB, has he just decided that his voice work will always sound like that? The VPs and now the short too, I wonder if it's something his fans enjoy

>>71758773
The nailed Altare on this one, I love the dumb little bro energy he has, I love when that side of him is acknowledged

>>71759264
Given the usual turnaround for these I assume all of GB's recordings as of this point were either pre-debut or early-on debut, where they're still hammering out their image. Some boys, like Flay or Bettel, ham up their regular voices to create "character voices" for their VPs, so I assume he wanted to do the same. You'll have to look elsewhere if you wanna know if bubbies actually like that stuff or not, though.

>>71759519
He and Fuma make a great pon duo

>>71759619
PORN?

>>71759641
Pan

>>71759264
I almost feel like they were handed the script but wasn't allowed to see the animation that went alongside it to get a feel of the delivery proper?

>>71759264
axel has always been better with his JP voice acting because thats what he grew up with and used to practice the most (also jp voice acting is a bit easier just because of how the language flows). i really hope theres more starkore for axel to flex his skills with, or he does more jp voice packs. but tempus episdoes, if made, will probably force axel to use en, which isnt a bad thing, he does need to practice that skillset still, hes got great potential imo. just has to get over the cringe hurdle

>>71759808
pun?

>>71759965
Poem

>>71759264
As a bubby I always kept my mouth shut due to obvious bias but I genuinely don't get why people are so bothered by it

>>71760068
so the schizo was a hololivetranny all along

So why was everyone doubting if Armis were going to attend the expo/japan if they had the fan meet&greet? Was it a last minute announcement?

>>71760199
Tempus has done fan meet and greets before and they didn't have to be at the place to do them, they are perfectly capable of doing those from home

>>71758773
Ooh, for exaggerated StarsEN in Starscolle....
>Altare: easygoing naive type that people attempt to pull jokes on/innocently makes the Problem of the Episode Worse somehow
>Axel: pulls his hee hee hahas like usual but flips to tsukkomi if he's not doing the scamming?
>Bettel: butt of the joke, lots of physical humor.
>Shinri: the "advice-giver" who's seemingly wise but quickly descends into absurdity with his solutions.
>Hakka: Axel's partner in crime (and boke), hyper-optimistic. and gets the rare chunni moments in Starcolle.
>Flay: essentially play up the brat who wants to be coddled schtick like crazy.

Give me a second to think about ARMIS...

>>71759849
Probably yeah, I doubt they get a lot of direction for the voice acting they are asked to do
>>71760150
I guess it just feels uncanny how forced the voice sounds? Could just be because I don't watch GB regularly

Was this tweet real >>71697584

>>71760150
Honestly I think it's because it's *too* far from his normal speaking voice (and personally, is not pleasant to the ears) that makes it uncanny. Likes, persumably yumes buy VPs because they want to hear the talents voice like it normally is talking to them, not some bastardized caricature.

>>71760480
yes, I'm the one who took the screenshot. His manager probably told him to take it down because they can't give specific dates that would reveal when they travel

idk you guys are saying all that stuff about gibby, but jurard was a whole ass cartoon character in the short. wasn't even talking english. just saaaayin

>>71752958
He’s funny and entertaining

>>71760724
>jurard was a whole ass cartoon character
>jurard
That's just him

>>71760351
>Jurard: Handsome Wile E Coyote, always scheming/wants to look cool but fails spectualarly
>Ruze: second tsukkomi, except far more snarky. Will jump in for jabs. Also gets the rare chunni moments.
>Octavio: play up the contrast between his cute face and sweet personality vs his creepy interests (anatomy, puppets, toliets)
>GB: guy who's there providing the extreme reactions to the scenario occuring

>>71760724
retard

>>71760309
Oh thats why, I didnt know that. Thanks!

>>71760724
Jurard's voice-acting is actually good and feels natural for him, hope that helps!

>>71760854
>>71760840
nah i get it. it's okay when he does it, but not gibs.

>>71760724
That’s what he’s normally like on stream though? Everyone knows he’s a turbo weeb who loves randomly speaking in Japanese

>>71760910
This new tactic of putting the other boys down to combat any sort of negative feedback makes bubbies look pretty bad. Dude just sounds different in the recorded content vs streams

>>71760910
Please see >>71760576, it's not that we're biased aganist him, it's that using his regular voice/not trying to do a extreme character voice with little experience would make his deliveries hit more naturally, anon.

Stop pitting my kings against each other

>>71761007
you guys put gb down to boost the other boys all the time though

>>71761063
How so?

I smell the return of samefaggotry

>>71761153
It's the same bubby again, I swear to god.

>>71761153
i don't think you know what that word means

I want to see the day that Shinri loses his patience for real

>>71761007
hopefully we'll get some normal bubbies itt as time goes on because man the ones (or single one) we have now...

>>71761153
probably

>>71761042
do you even watch gb? that's not extreme at all. he does that voice all the time, especially when a cute girl is on the screen like in hunie pop.

>>71761242
chu

>>71761287
Who the fuck would watch him lol

>>71761287
Wait is that his rizz voice then?

>>71758267
Mama in 3 ish hours

>>71761235
I don't want him to be mad, but at the same time yes I kinda do

>>71761007
>>71761244
Wake up babe new schizo reason to hate on goldbullet just dropped

>>71761425
that's his voice without the fag accent to it

>>71761287
Imagine if someone justified Flay using his "girl voice" exclusively for VPs from now on, because it's a regular voice he does often in his visual novel playthroughs? The tone that he speaks for the majority of streams, that's what people want to hear in VPs.

japanese women love him, /mans/ hate him

alright, you have the floor: please lovebomb this thread by explaining in detail all that you love about GB, bubbies <3

>trying to sage the thread

>>71761535
flay always sounds like a girl

>>71761662
TToTT

>>71761431
it's not gonna be a handcam, is it?

>>71761593
Because he makes losers on mans seethe

>>71761244
The one bubby I regularly see here mostly goes uuuu wife and just wants people to like him, this one's new or at least he wasn't as aggressive before

>>71761662
FWNBAW

if gb talked in his "regular" voice, you guys would just call him a fag

>>71761712
Don't think he specified but I hope it is cause I wanna see his yaoi hands again

>>71761731
no, geniunely, as someone who is neutral on him and priortizes watching my oshis but interested in the boys I don't watch, I want to hear what makes him your oshi!

>>71761879
he's hot and funny. also hot

>>71761812
No one would literally mention it at all. Just like when Bettel does his British accent for some voice stuff, people mention it or Altare sounding like a robot in his Bulter VP which was intentional

>>71761812
GB is a fag tho

Tell gibby to get his numbers up and not his funny up.

https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1769832994074677356

>>71761812
I'd call him zesty instead.

>>71762025
rare to see this artist post a non ruze/shinri, he looks oddly beefy here.

Grown-ass man!

>>71762068
ayo Gibby is sounding kinda ZESTY bro

>>71762025
I hope Bettel gets eaten alive by coconut crabs.

>>71762025
man shes so good

>>71762088
they draw most of the boys, just doesn't post them on that twitter account

>>71762025
whys bettel holding a ruzader

>>71762088
she's drawn all of them, I think, just not as often

>>71762025
Is that a ruzader

>>71762217
I will weep for crabruzader anon when the design is revealed and it's not a crab..

>>71762348
there's more than one since i want to be a crab too

i want to be a beetle

>>71762422
I want to be a HERMIT crab, idk about normal crabs, they're as ugly as bugs

i want to be a non bipedal fatfuck that does have legs

>>71761461
The closest we've gotten to this is that zatsu where hakka came in and talked about that first time they went out right

i want to be a desert penguin with angry eyebrows

>>71762534
What makes this cuter than bugs?

>>71762627
been living off that high ever since

I'm scared they'll go for some really tame option like a sand-colored dragon....

>>71762627
He was a little ticked off at Flayon during the first poker stream too when he kept the game going

>>71762478
Same, I think the fan designs for ruzaders that were bugs were the cutest. A lizard would be cool too

>>71762688
He's a family man taking care of his home

>>71762730
Whatever it is, it will be red because Ruze's color is red.

>>71762631
this you?

>>71762688
It carries a little house with it at all times

>>71762688
Isopods are cute. CUTE!

>>71762795
that's us

>>71762688
Look at how dumb it is with its little portable home
>>71762821
No

>>71762821
Weird lookin roach

the mascot has to reflect the chuuba. so something angry looking, but actually really sweet

>>71762777
I would accept lizard or crab. Beetle maybe but not really kek

>>71762854
>>71762870
LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE HIM DO
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU FUCKING BULLIES

>>71762957
I'm scared to look at the picture, hope he's ok but I don't want to be one

>>71762957
AIIEEEE

>>71762957
what th efuck

>>71762957
He kurt nobrained himself

>>71763070
nice name

>>71762957
Are those... Chopsticks?

>>71762821
>>71762957
this thing is edible?? wtf

>>71762793
By that logic, are the Sorawrity members going to black?

>>71762957
I didn't register the plate.

>>71762957
Uh

>>71763217
anything is edible if you want to

>>71762348
It will love on in my heart

>>71762534
This is a bug society

what is going on today holy shit

>>71763012
he's not ok

>>71763217
There's a lot of weird edible shit in the sea my friend. I would be immensely amused if a fanbase was represented by a geoduck - the chode of the ocean

>>71763222
Jutard is all black, his fanmascot will be too

>>71763385
This and razor clams are FREAKS why are they like that

>>71763385
the way people do not respect anything that lives in the ocean is so fucked up

what if ruzaders end up cookie colored like his hair

>>71763467
hehe funni peanits clam

>>71762793
Axel kinda debunks that with his lotls

>>71763385
sir this is a blue board

>>71763385
I mean this looks edible to me.

>>71763637
I'm sure it does gayboy

I think Ruzaders should be brittle stars
https://youtu.be/VbiwogBsDSg

>>71763637
>>71763665
kek

>>71763342
Our idols have abandoned us, there's only sea penis and schizo thoughts here now

>>71763697
Please stop making up creatures, this isn't Gamefreak

>>71763755
Altvenegrito...

why is the ocean so scary

>/MANS/ - Marine, Aquatic, Nautical and Sea animals general

>>71763385
Hypothetically how safe would it be if you stuck this up there

>>71763889
Finally, a thread for me

MAMA PLEASE STREAM SOON I DON'T LIKE THE DEEP WATER

>>71763889

>>71763325
i will not eat ze (oversized ocean) bugs
>>71763385
atleast this one has some meaty girth to it, if it's chopped up and served well it wouldn't look weird desu. would eat with my ass

>>71763916
I'd imagine it has the same risks as letting an octopus have their way with you

>>71763916
Probably less dangerous than you'd assume but that would classify as animal cruelty

>>71763889
WHERE'S THE COCK

>>71764027
KOIPANIONS NEED A BALANCED DIET TO SURVIVE THEY CAN'T LIE OFF CUM FOREVER

>>71762088

maybe not as much but they draw most of em

>>71763916
Alive without protection? It would probably spit out some saltwater. I don't think it actually can hurt you like bite or scratch but they get lengthy. If it's dead and boiled and you use a condom it would probably be safe
>>71763999
You have never read the green text about de-peaking one, have you.

>>71763916
Chances are you would get a parasite that lets you into a vegetative state.

>>71764117
My esl fails me, meant beak, like the ones that birds and octopus have

>>71763916
You want to put a clam where??

>>71764091
NONSENSE

Do we have a time/channel confirmed for the offcollab karaoke yet

>>71764291
Under there

>>71763889
What no streams does to a general

>>71764393
nope, but itll probably be on axels channel sometime the 19th (JST) at night. so idk maybe sometime around 7pm?

>>71762088
She’s got the right spirit

>>71764571
>6am EDT
I would kms

Dinofish...

>>71764640
Perish.

>>71764437
under where?

>>71764785
https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1714978953620836601

>>71764837
He's so stupid I miss him so much

>>71761593
>only 1 reply

>>71764837
i don't get the joke

>anything that comes from the sea must be edible or fuckable

>>71764837
Sigh I need to make this a soundclip

>>71765043
>eat the octopussy
>fuck the sorawrity

>>71765044
You know what this means, they are desensitized since they end up rubbing against everything

>>71765044
TToTT

>>71765043
Just how the lord intended, God bless

>>71765088
That jurard has really cute eye makeup, well done

>>71765065
Plz do, I love it so much

>>71764291
https://files.catbox.moe/lqzvrk.png

>>71764751
Cute cute.. I still think about monster Shinri messing with him during their mongus collab

>>71765302
I thought this was going to be a clam and was disappointed.

>>71765302
I know exactly what that image is without even opening it, one of the most vile things humanity has produced.

I'm really happy the JP fans loved him so much

Mama please stream, I'm scared

all we missin is some hakkussy

So is Rex dead?
These were his last tweets nearly 20 hours ago
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1769569262900027861

>>71765065
made this a while back, could be improved though

>>71765473
You WILL fuck the seafood
You WILL fuck the seafood
You WILL fuck the seafood

>>71765473
Anon... who do you think is writing all the posts?

>>71765595
He accidentally smuggled something illegal out of Japan

>>71765627
>>71765632
AAAAAIIIEEEEEE

>>71765595
Tavi was travelling home, I assumed Rex was going too. He might just not be able to tweet for security.

>>71765595
>beyond boyfailure
what could he have possibly done

>>71765088
CUTE

>>71761593
im no bubby but it's impossible to not appreciate all the bits that he's done from his past streams, and it has stayed on theme every week (i.e. pirate week, LN week). he has really good gaming sense and skills. aside from a week of his health issue he still tries to stream despite of his definitely busted PC. his chat does get annoying when it isn't actually focusing on the game but he continues to entertain even its stupid jokes. His Doppelganger stream did touch me and i'm glad that he's glad he's actually got in. i could say he's doing great doing his job. still confuses me why he became this general's (or tourist's) target when he has the least fans /here/

>>71765595
he got arrested

>>71765423
He's a sweet baby

>>71765595
I presume it's the standard radio silence when talents have to board a plane so they don't get glomped at the airport.

Miyabi loving Altare and Flay means so much to me

>>71765595
I hope he's just being dramatic because otherwise... eh...

Jutai MATD Primadonna Girl AU

>>71766719
As a hanamigumi, it's really heart warming that they are so sweet to him. I was giddy when Miyabi started showing up in Hakka streams, I don't think /mans/ understands how much that does not happen with him.

>>71766719
they need to learn japanese for him.

the koinahole is still up, this is truly a blessed thread

This thread is gonna die before Shinri streams

>>71754652
If you do find a way I recommend still buying a ticket, they didn't have a live last year and this one seems to have no sponsors, so any support will definitely help in getting EN up on stage too.

>>71767654
gomen people got too horny for seafood

>>71767654
we simply need ANOTHER Shinri OP then

>>71767802
I like the way you think

>>71767802
POST YOUR SHINRIS QUICK

>>71767837
Dragon Shinri is my favorite

>>71767836
I need to taste his milk so bad it haunts me

I was just going through some mosterfuck art and it so unfair there are no moster boys in holostars

>>71767802
ehe >:3

>>71768079
don't remind me

>>71768079
isn't he kinda...

>>71765558
*hakkloaca

>>71768104
Kek cute, definitely how he looked after hoarding all his konbini snacks

This really was one of the threads of all time, you schizos are aight sometimes

>>71767802 me
please don't assume I'm a baker, I don't know how to do anything

>>71768217
Removable tail does not count, he's about as much of a monster boy as Axel is, which isn't a lot. MaFia are the closest we have, Rio too if you play up him being a ghost and I guess Astel but idk what else about him is alien but his skintone. Magni had potential with the body mods but yeah.

>>71768473
It's just copying and pasting from the OP template useless anon...

>>71768473
kek thanks for clarifying, I was gonna sit this one out but guess not
so which one? >>71768104 or >>71767837

>>71750629
if this outfit turns out to be casual and has no elysium connection at all, i'll be quite sad like i was with hakka's. a sliver of lore would be appreciated. kinda like flayon's "academy flay" thing.

>>71768537
Aruran is Italian

>>71768603
i like grocery shinri because it's on topic

>>71768473
>Copy pastebin
>Change edition name
>Link previous thread
>Post
>Repost commandments

>>71768603
The first one, we need more gremlin Shinri in our lives

>>71768473
you know how to spoiler which is more than most jobbers here, you can learn to bake

>>71768615
>What would an Isekai'd Axel Syrios look like?
from the official announcement

>>71768615
didn't dingo already said that there won't be any lore since he didn't have time to prepare it?

>>71768806
>roadkill outfit
Kino...

>>71768740
if they're on mobile it's a pain in the ass to bake

>>71768836
>>71768603
or
>>71767837

>>71768584
>>71768788
:') please I'm just a little guy
>>71768603
thank you.... I love dragon mama but gremlin mama is more accurate for now I think

>>71768966
Simply do not be a phoneposter

>>71769013
Phoneposting is the future

>>71768740
that's 5 whole steps but I've saved your post for a future attempt

>>71768537
>he's about as much of a monster boy as Axel is, which isn't a lot
Anon, Axel's mouth and eyes don't look like this.

>>71768806
>>71768877
i missed that. thanks for letting me know.

>>71769013
when I'm out of the house and someone hasn't baked for half an hour, sometimes I do it. Or else you end up with a fucked up OP pic and a "why won't you fags bake" edition

>>71768537
All the Tempus boys have potential to be monster boys, it's just a matter of if they want to use an outfit slot for it and whether cover would let them.

>>71769126
SEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX

>>71769121
nta but dont forget about the subject either, thats the mistake people most commonly make

>>71769199
I'd fucking die for TEMPUS: monster edition

>>71769126
Neither do Jurard's most of the time
No, they look like this, big ass canines, a red flash of highligh in his eyes and toggable ears. About the same amount of monster to the dino.

>>71769463
A big chunk of the fanbase has no idea that Axel gets real dog ears

>>71769463
>conviently omitting the scales

>>71769463
He lost his canines in 3D... and his ears are tech

>>71769759
see >>71769553

>>71769759
yeah...

>>71769439
Imagine the merch

>>71769789
You mean the thing that projects the ears

>>71769850
bad dragon collaboration

>>71769679
I'll be honest with you, I though they were some type or Naruto scars
>>71769759
Who is to say Jurard's whole dinomode isn't tech? His tail materializes from glitchy air

>>71769850
bad dragon dildos...

>>71769901
>>71769913

>>71769463
Jurard has permanent reptile eyes and teeth, scales that seem to go all over his body and a tail attached to his body that he can wag. Axel literally just has long-ish canines, the other accessories aren't even attached to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEGSJBZSwpM

>>71769967

>>71770016
>permanent
The problem is that this is a lie. I don't know why you are so hard pressed about this even

>>71769905
Idk, maybe the fact that his bio literally starts with "he has the genes of a dinosaur!" It's like looking at the way Hakka's hair curls into feathers bc of tengu data inside him and think "Hmmmm, fake tho?"

>>71769905
>His tail materializes from glitchy air
That's because they're in a game world? And you can see that his tail physical, not floating neon lights? He's talked about it being meaty and heavy and (possibly not canon) edible

>>71770116
If you look at him without the toggle, he still has dino teeth and eyes, the eyes just don't glow yellow.

>>71770116
he has slit pupils and sharp teeth in all forms though...

>>71769905
>never watched anime where a character grows their monster-like traits during a cool scene where they get serious
it's called style, anon.....

>>71770124
Idk why anon is fighting so hard to say Jurard and Axel are equivalent when Axel's just a guy with cool gamer armor and Jurard's bio literally states he's a half-dinosaur beastman.

Geez, sorry I guess, you two? I just don't think Jurard (or Axel) qualify as monster boys.

This is his normal face, with no dino mode toggle. He still has the eyes and teeth showing he is clearly not a Perfectly Normal Human.

>>71770442
His face is so punchable

>>71770370
I definitely think Axel is more than just human (like the rest of tempus) but still more human than Jurard at surface level at least