/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Runie.

Ritual post if your oshi is a whore.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>71751893

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

I love my calfie daughter

Hina is GFE

We were fucking free

>>71751872

This guy is trying to kill Pippa and I'm afraid he might succeed.

hina took a break because she wanted to watch holofes

>you will never cook your wife's eggs
Why even live?

>>71751674
>My ex used to get angry because I showed emotions lol
Being "soft" is one thing, but it isn't a weakness to display your emotions. people who hate to see it are injured half-humans themselves and just nervous about it.

@ panko

Hina is selling her body again

She knows what's she doing

>>71752086
>cross-threading off-topic bullshit
Microwave. Now.

>>71751524
It's actually not that bad since I have 32 GB and they are "idle" until you click them. I did have to upgrade from 8 to 16 GB exclusively for them several years ago though. These days the real pain comes from when there is an update and the browser automatically opens a new tab far to the right and places you there. You then have to go back and find the tab you were on before you closed the browser. There is ~150 meters of tabs to scroll through.

Hina said Runie is a whore

Lucy is just Lumi with brown hair.
Gloomi is just a palette swap of Lumi.
Beeko is just Panko in a bee costume.
Alice is just Jelly with brown hair.
Peeba is just Pippa poorly drawn in mspaint.
Wemiko is just Wemi wearing glasses.
Sleepa is just Sleepy using a recolor of Pippa's model.
Nasa cat is just Nasa in a cat costume.
Ashelia is just Lia using her original model.
Yumu is just Muyu with pink and blue hair.
Clairi is just Clara with Airi's tits.
Michiru is not confined to the purple box.
Lisa doesn't give handjobs for weed.

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

I love Shiina!

>>71751938
silly cow

>https://twitter.com/OfOutism/status/1769686359235596786
Muyu reposted this.

>>71751977
Tom cruise taco you sister?

>>71752133
YOU'RE DUMB

>>71752155
kill yourself

>>71752155
don't kill yourself

>>71752153
At least I can take solace in the fact that my oshi is a real crab

>>71752153

Femanon was Hina?

>>71752280
No, go away.

Mods?
Sacrifice his soul

thats just funny to me

I love this Panda

>>71752280
far to dumb to be here.

>>71752280
No, stay.

>>71752383
i was about to ask if she has a microwave/lightning edit for that

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>71752358

>>71752280
Nigger

>>71752383
1 hour in, and think bird is more soul than good.

HANNAH MONTANA

Would you peel grapes for your wife?

>>71752398
>/pcg/
>smart
Since WHEN?

>>71752420

>the tummy window is Hina's favorite
yeah, me too

If I masturbated to an image of Dizzy which also happened to contain Ember, does it mean I fapped to Ember (I only sometimes gazed upon her tit)?

>>71752260
I'M I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE SHE'S JUST WEARING A CRAB HOODIE?

I love HINA

>>71752280
Lumi was also a seething femanon in /asp/

I'm in love with the sheep

>>71752480
based thanks

>>71752095
The first bowl of parm he added is the normal amount of parm you add in America. Especially if it's the cheap supermarket parm that's in a green container. Quarter of it is additives to keep it from melting together, another quarter of sawdust, and the rest is the weakest lowest grade parm cheese ever.

What stream did Michiru call Clara Gaijin in chat? How did Clara react?

Obey God.
Praise God.
Worship God.
Submit to God.
Kneel for God.
Bow before God.
Honor God.
Pray unto God.
Devote the self to God.
Give up your worldly possessions in the name of God.
Eliminate sin from the world in the name of God.

>>71752495 (me)
>I'M I
AM I*

>>71752491
No. Otherwise, you would be gay for fapping to porn that has males in it

>>71752479
See? I didn't say /pcg/ was smart just that he was below any level of acceptance. Come on man

Panko has not been online all day and she hasn't posted her schedule yet
SAKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71752485
I think it's facing the wrong way

>>71751977
>last night I maverick mexicana'd your sister

>>71752519
There are many rumors of dubious truth currently in circulation making claims of the idea that the independent virtual Youtuber and former member of Tsunderia known as Chikafuji Lisa participates in illegal transactions, specifically the mutual exchange of cannabis sativa for the manual stimulation of a man's reproductive organ.

Hina does her best! And that makes me love her!

Loombi

>>71752491
Send that pic for research

>>71752576
I like this one.

Hina gives blowjobs for ecstasy.

>>71751977
I'm really disappointed there hadn't be a bond emburger one

>>71752585
Lmao there is no way, that chubster didn't even know what a Bad Dragon was.

>likes William Eyelash
Grim

>>71752519
Nekrolina has more qualifications to be a Phase Friend than Lisa now.

I love my internet girlfriend Hina

>>71752095
IIRC this is actually a Swiss dude.
There's a dish where you emulsify about that amount of cheese into the tomato sauce which tastes amazing since it nicely blends the flavors of tomato, cheese and loooots of butter together but this definitively just tastes like slop.

>>71752682
>anon once again proves that if you keep making the same retarded "joke" people will start to believe it

>>71752187
That buzzer looks like one of the cheap ones schools give out for free. The cheap ones do nothing but make some loud noises, super easy to break them too just need to step on it really hard and it's done for.

>that last stream
I can't save her

>>71752659
Don't, the Lisa version set me off enough, I don't want to ruin the thread

>>71752659
no need, i share mine with her for free

>>71752695
Go sheep yourself

>>71752691
white women fall into two categories
taylor swift or billy eyelash

>>71752475
No, grapes don't get peeled.

>>71752513
Lumi's a troll.

Where is Michiru?

Why does Ember like babies so much

>>71752682
She didn't even watch anime before becoming a vtuber

>>71752475
I will peel her chicken nuggets

>>71752749
I couldn't tell if some of the crying bits were fake or real. Because when she had bits she was CLEARLY faking but then sometimes it felt too real.

>>71752659
Fuck why does that thought make me unreasonably hard.

>he trusted

>>71752749
What happened in her last stream?

>>71752802
Yes they do they're genuinely better that way.

>>71752534
>normal amount of parm you add
No!
>in America
Should have started out with that, thought you were human for a second.

>>71752280
Hina is too retarded to not have accidentally admitted to posting /here/ if she was femanon.

>Kiki this, Lisa that.
Nice loop there, retards. It's not 2021 anymore.

>>71752749
It was partly an act.
Are you a Harley rider in some lucrative trade?

>>71752485
Hina probably has a tummy window IRL too.

>>71752886
we got multiple kisses, thats what happened

>>71752907
I wish it was

>>71752886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX2WT-UT_8s
sadgirling on a new level

>>71752892

>>71752749
She was just donobaiting like always

>>71752798
>Shortstack or leggy supermodel
Hot. No wonder everyone wants them.

>>71752978
I know this was supposed to hurt me but if true this makes me feel better. Thats the GOOD ending.

>>71752534
>>71752895
Don't let him lie to you. Parm is more like black pepper or salt in america, even for fatties. That's first bowl is basically the entire container you would get from walmart.

>>71752962
>Ina's schedule behind a paywall
God that's nostalgic

>Hina shilling her daki to what is most likely children

>>71752950
I feel like she lost a bet to be super lovey dovey during a stream and the only way she could do it was my masking it as being drunk. It was so weird.

>>71752962
Looks jiggable

dizzy has some juicy wet lips if i say so myself. i lick them lips if you know what im talking about


them canto pussy lips

hi

>>71752010
Israel?

>>71752731
I tried that once and it didn't work for whatever reason. Maybe it's because I didn't grate it fine enough or maybe because it was pecorino instead of parm

>>71753048

>>71752962
>where the fuck is Gura
Some things never change

>>71753048
I'm 12 and this cartoon girl make me feel kinda tingly down there

This bird seems a bit retarded, I hope she doesn't get copy-striked.

>>71753048
Hina, I... I kneel

I've never experienced the soft gentle touch of a woman except through incidental contact when one of them accidentally brushed up against me

>>71752798
the latter is an admitted coomer and porn addict, she would fit right in with phase

>>71753066

>>71753048
How would you feel if your 9 year old son asked you to buy a Hina daki for him

>>71753048
kinda based...

>>71753092
She's being a mega idol. She made it. I understand.

>>71753066
>>71753146

>>71753066

>>71753066
>>71753146

>>71752923
Wait Dizzy is into late 80s versions of Cool Guys(TM)? That's kinda hilarious.
>>71752857
Any genuinely *good* actor channels real bits into their performance. I genuinely think she was genuinely sad. Hamming it up but the baseline was there.

>>71752886
Someone died, she needs to go to a funeral she said. Maybe her dad died and her mom took it out on her or something

>>71753066

>>71753174

>>71753048
Fish would be proud
>>71753098
You can see her palm wemi cute

>>71753066

>>71753066
>>71753146
Rapist

>>71753156
Happy he is straight.
And yes if genders were inverted I would take her internet away and report the vtuber for grooming and pedophilia.

>>71752650

>>71753171
>>71753174
>>71753146
post the lisa love song sound post

damn the shorts format is really making yt rec the stream to total randos

>>71753069
She said she wanted to talk about it, so she watched it. I wonder how many of the girls with dream and tummy hort was just to watch holofes honestly.

>>71753048
Hina is a grifter

>>71753244
w-what

>>71753245
Basedo fuck homogroomers. Kill them with hammers.

>>71753183
Hold the left Alt key and press 0 1 5 3 on your keypad in the post box.

Just hire the emo sheep already. People post her here more than her own thread

>>71753066
hiiiiiii

>>71753251
hmm, idk, anon, hard call
now catbox uncensored version for further investigation

>>71753321
hina is our emo sheep

>>71753348
Filename.

>>71753321
She doesn't have what it takes.

>>71753244

I don't care about Lisa

>>71753277
Since this stream, 600 randoms subbed to her channel.

>>71753384
You can pay her in weed.

>>71752770
>>71752659
>Hina asking if you're about to cum in that sweet voice of hers before giggling while kneeling on the wet beer-soaked grass next to a festival

>>71753251
I think I would like to see the uncensored version of this anon

>>71753066

>>71753098
NO GUMI GET DOWN

gen Alpha loves Hina, she's almost caught Eimi

There's a lot of Phase Friends but who is the Phase Bestfriend?

>>71753419
STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>71753434

>>71753048
She calls her members "manbabies" for a reason

>>71753411

>>71753271

>Saya
>Mentally stable

>>71753476
thank you anon

>>71753462
You know who

Is Hina groomer?

[Hina News]
She thinks Muyu is not mentally stable.

>>71753146
>>71753066
Cute drug-addled slut

>>71753098
Posts like this used to get you banned.

>>71753411
I do

>>71753462
Beeko

>>71753462
At this point, and this is exceptionally grim, Filian.

>>71753476
I can jerk off to this but I’d really like to see the other image too

>>71753462
You posted it.

>>71753066
fuck off im out of weed

>>71753508
thanks

>>71753575
That's just clearly Panko in a bee costume.

>>71753411
I only do when I get my handjob for giving her weed tbdesu.

>>71753575
Stop calling sheep and bird druggies and sluts, they are neither of those things

Lisa is offtopic

CAN THE PAJEETS AND VATNIKS FUCK OFF FROM HINAS CHAT AAAAA

>>71753612
Panko can't fly. You're genuinely, mentally unwell. I worry about you.

Who the heck is Lisa?

Lumi status?

>>71753487

>>71753636
Milk truck arrive

>>71753633

>>71753636
show bobs and vagene

>>71753580
Bruh, you should've been able to figure it out from the filename. https://files.catbox.moe/vsn8eb.jpeg

>>71753654
someone who give handjobs for weed

>>71753251
This is so cute.
Is there really an uncensored version? I like this one best.

>>71753664
Wondering ifDizzy putting her hand on her ass meant she liked her or was just platonic friendliness.

>>71753462

I wish I was Dizzy's schoolboy neighbor.

>>71753633
You are kicking us anon?

>>71753654
the burp vtuber

>>71753654
Irrelevant to Phase Connect

xD

>>71753654
A really nice sweet innocent girl

>>71753544
Since you don't know what the word means, let's say no.

[Hina news] She's not a lewdtuber

>>71753544
I miss when grooming meant essentially "making something better". Usually hair, but also individuals. ie "groomed for success"

>>71753827
I’m going to try this one on Lumi

>>71753548
I tried pulling up the catbox link since I'm at work but it didn't come files.catbox.moe/F0qbv7y.ogg right?

>>71753654
pippa's old time acquaintance

>>71753048
Remember when Lia had to deal with kids during her Pokemon unite streams

Lol she keeps going quiet when it gets lewd

SHE GOES WHERE???

>>71753654
A good girl who anon wants to drag through the mud for the lulz

>>71753876
Then why does she keep asking Fishman if she can have a lewd tag?

>>71753827
>Google
>pertinent search results

Hina you can't sing this to kids...

>>71753718

>>71753930
Shark hoodie?

She's just like me

>>71753676
That's a male anon who doesn't want his oshi to grow

>>71753903
Anon words meanings change depending on context. You can still use it that way.

>>71753930
swedish club, she spends SEKs there

Hina and Lisa should give duo blowjobs

I'm a baby boird...
goo goo gaa gaa

>>71752004
our future child

>>71754011
No. They wouldn't give blowjobs anyway

>>71753760
miiers...

>>71752534
then don't buy it of tis bad you stupid fucking retarded nigger

>>71753990
No. gen Alph will make fun of you for not knowing how they use it that month.

>>71752491
>>71753381
After further research I can conclude that you've indeed fapped to Ember unless you can't see with your right eye

>>71752187
I'm going to rape this cow and that buzzer will not deter me

>>71754040
She's a phase friend in my heart.

I hate that Hina and blue Pippa stream at the same time, I love them both

Reminder that Phase "friend" Jesus Christ didn't even appear on the poal of acceptable Phase friends, making him a Phase ENEMY

>>71752948
sex

Would Hina work with Saya's model?

>>71754175
I love this pickme (affectionate).

>>71754212
He forgives you

>>71752965
you made me curious, so i'll watch the stream, i hope my saviour fag senses wont be activated

>>71754163
Thank you for your honesty.

>>71754030
True, Lisa is more of an anal queen afterall

No

>>71754233
please explain how a girl with over a thousand hours in factorio and moldy cups on her desk is a pickme

>>71754288
>i hope my saviour fag senses wont be activated
DON'T WATCH IT ABORT ABORT

>>71754069
That doesn't really seem like something that should matter.

>>71754328
>>71754352
checks out

>>71754352
>The Hina cuckpostiing anti is a jelly femanon
Lol

>>71754361
You literally just explained it.

>>71754384
is it that bad?

>>71754212
It was a matter of time.

>>71752749
I can.

>>71753930
Maybe she really does come /here/, and specifically chose to sing this to fuck with the schizos

>>71754420
Dizzy exists to eat ass and kill herself, and she's all out of ass.

girl i like = gfe
girl i dont like = pickme whore
its that easy

>>71754212
Phase Connect is bigger than Jesus

How do we feel about Mio these days, is she still considered an honorary Phase Friend?

>>71754212
Reminder. Polster poster is a Phase enemy.

Isn't there like a small extra boost you can get in Spyro after a glide? Used to be by pressing triangle but I dunno what it is on PC
maybe that was introduced in 3...

>>71754466
based

>>71753570

>>71754477
Not after she stabbed Lumi in the back.

>>71754288
bruh im not even a saviorfag, im kind of a funhaving troll but it activated in me. Lumi's rejection hit her hard

>>71754507
Stop that.

>>71754467
Personally I could never watch vtubers again if my Oshi killed herself

>>71754477
She has nice tits.

>>71754414
So does that mean Lumi is not a pickme since she's a very tidy person?

>>71754420
Your savior-fag senses WILL activate.

>>71754507

>>71754477
Phase enemy untill next collab with Jelly

when is it morally acceptable to rape pippa?

>>71754660
always

>>71754466
Runie is literally my girlfriend

>>71753918
The F is a part of %2F for the slash
https://files.catbox.moe/0qbv7y.ogg

>>71754660
all the time

>>71754544
Dizzy was the first vtuber I watched, I just want her to be happy

>>71754660
Rape is always bad.

>>71754477
Is this when (You) samefag about how Phase should poach her and then cross-thread to /tsun/ to piss them off?
I think she should stop giving attention to SEA antis

>>71754564
she's not anymore because i already picked her

I'm invisible

I believe Ember's design is the hottest in Phase

HINA LURES INNOCENT KIDS FOR PIPPA AND THEN THEY BOTH FIDDLE WITH THEM

>>71754736
fag

>>71754719
How fuckin new can you be?

>>71754719
Man it's an act relax as soon as she gets raid the act drops for a while and it's not the same when she tries.

>>71754736

>>71754660
on days with "day" in it

>>71754466
anon cracked the code

>>71754769
Hot.

>>71754769
HOT

>>71754769
>fiddle
Pippa played the clarinet

>>71754769
What

>>71754776
If it was Slugma, not that new desu.

>>71754769
those littles kids? all me

>>71754774
Really mentally don't want to harm women, they protect them

>>71754768
No Erina is.

RATE THE BIRD
RATE THE SETLIST
RATE THE eating
RATE THE STREAM

>>71754477
Mio has developed a codependency with beerpals it's a very odd relationship
>sex! I'm drunk and horny!
>hey we the chat are drunk and horny too let's take this to discord!
>yeah let's get in VC and masturbate together!
[the next day]
>I'm not like that
>mods ban anyone being lewd in my chat
[the day after that]
>I'm drunk and horny and ready to fuck!
>so are we the chat! Let's go to discord and hang out in VC!

>>71754769
>it will never be me
why even live?

>>71754769

>>71754845
so you're gay too? grim

Women want to be mentally broken

>>71754769

>>71754870
>>yeah let's get in VC and masturbate together!
Wait, they actually do that or are you joking?

>>71754769

>>71754769
>Pippa gives music lessons
Cute

>>71754769
>they don't even invite Dizzy
Hina and Pippa HATE Dizzy

>>71754769

there's nothing wrong with being a little gay

>>71754905
Men shouldn't care what women want, only what's best for them

>>71754768
my humble assessment

1. Erina
2. Hina
3. Ember
4. Loki
5. Airi
6. Lumi
7. Runie

>>71754769
the yabbit went down to georgia she was lookin for a shota to steal
she was in a bind cause Hina was way behind and they were looking to make a deal

>>71754870
I tried to watch her but I got creeped out by the dom relationship she had with her chat

>>71754831
Oh come on, did you not see the stream?
>oh hello little ones
>so many new faces :)
>I'm Hina from Phase Connect, or was it Phase-Connect? Hihihi
>Feel free to visit our website and buy my merch :3
>*LEWD ASS DAKIMAKURA MERCH*
>I hope this song isn't lewd...
>*LEWD SEX SONG*

>>71754870
>yeah let's get in VC and masturbate together!
p-proof?

>>71754466

>>71755007
she's perfect

>>71753462

>>71754984
I agree with most of this

I love ember but I don't know how to interact in her chat

>>71755007
How could I be so blind? The signs were always there

>>71754867
Improved karaoke since I last saw. Glad she's getting into the swing of things
Oh and that salesmanship for the newbies, plopping her tits centerstage. "I'm not a lewdtuber!"

>>71754867
>RATE THE BIRD

cute and adorable

>RATE THE SETLIST

starbucks vanilla latte/10

>RATE THE eating

she needs ritz to sponsor her

>RATE THE STREAM

i watched from phone, vertical karaoke works well there, cute overall, too bad it attracts some coomer randos.

>>71754867
Cute as always

>>71755081
Nano is not a friend, she is the lost child

>>71754867
I enjoyed her SOVLful singing performance, She was very cute and lovable, as always

>>71754768
I wanna see Eber in a 3d concert.

Muyu IRL

>>71755124
why? her chat has a few fags but it’s no different than most Phase chats

>>71754966
I want to get a little gay with anon....

>>71754929
actually happened according to several former beerpals who were banned from her chat for being lewd
she went through an odd phase with shorts
>make a lewd short
>act lewd in chat
>influx of "I'm 12 and what is this" in her chat shortly after
>I don't know why this is happening ban anyone who acts lewd this is a seiso channel

>>71753968
The kids are already doomed, I honestly hope tiktok is banned, there's a trend of girls calling themselves panthers, which is the opposite of cougars, it's minor girls behaving and dressing like adult women and hitting up older adult men.

I truly hate this world sometimes

>>71755252
that's gay

>>71754870
I wish Pippa was like that.

>>71754984
this is a good list

>>71755273
>minor girls behaving and dressing like adult women and hitting up older adult men
Don't act like this is a tiktok problem, this has been common behavior for thousands of years.

>>71754929
>>71754870
god I want to masturbate with a girl on VC so bad

>>71755281
wdym wish, she is

>>71755273
>there's a trend of girls calling themselves panthers, which is the opposite of cougars, it's minor girls behaving and dressing like adult women and hitting up older adult men.

>young girls having a thing for older men is an invention of Tiktok
Anon...

>>71755247
I don't know, I usually don't play the games she okay and I feel that I can't share a useful comment or a silly joke. I just feel really out of place

Phase enemy Jesus Christ news

Why people scary and mean? :(

erina crying on stream
erotic!

>>71755252
only a little?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>I just realised I had Erina on my 2nd monitor for 4 hours straight
wtf I don't even like her

>>71755349
>>71755443
YEAH I KNOW THAT

I'm just saying that tiktok is being used to make it trendy and popular. Tiktok isn't banning this stuff and it's enabling stupid little girls to do this retarded crap since they have butthole parents!

>>71755273
>hates Tiktok so much he didn't read the clause that gives the government carte blanche to ban any website, app or service it so chooses giving the US a more restrictive online law than Germany
BLEAK!
Truly dire!
The antichrist won a long time ago!

>>71755464
>enemy
Repent, sinner

>>71755627
you get used to it

>>71755689
The poal doesn't lie.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71755727
But Tenma said that Jesus is her homie

>>71755627
I like Erina but I can't elevate watching her beyond background noise status either.

>>71755790
She was joking

>>71755727
We love Jesus in this house

>>71755598
what if we dress up as lia and uruka, haha, im kidding, unless...?

https://twitter.com/AmbrGlw/status/1769384562734358624?s=19
Another kill.

>>71755790
>>71755842
I thought this thread praises Satan

>>71755790
That's Terrence

>>71755689
Sister, I wish to confess.

I masturbated when Dizzy was crying and getting drunk on this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX2WT-UT_8s&ab_channel=DizzyDokuroCh.%E3%80%90PhaseConnect%E3%80%91

It was really erotic to me since I get off from drunk and unstable women who cry a lot like this.

Please save me

>>71755904
Only satanists would have scat & fart fetishes so I'm inclined to agree. Nothing involving anything holy concerns itself with literal shit-eating.

I am proud of dizzy for not deleting her stream

>>71755882
Make your own thread, dramafag

>>71752546
One of the Rust streams, Id ont remember how she reacted bu you can go through them fo find out.

>>71755882

>>71755977
Rurumi is a phase friend.

>masturbate to the Dizzy cocksuck image from this thread, imagining her as some burger slut
>catch up on her recent VOD immediately after