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you make me happy when skies are gray

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

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Previous thread: >>71683529

>> No.71699478

shondo in my arms

>> No.71699520

Are you guys even happy?

>> No.71699549
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71699549

i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow! i love fallenshadow!
i will never get tired of saying i love her because i love her that much! i want her to know i love her! i want the world to know i love her!
love!

>> No.71699580

first for shummy

>> No.71699584

I love my kike hymen wife

>> No.71699634

>>71699520
i always am :)

>> No.71699644

anyone with a decent life wouldn't waste their time with a vtuber

>> No.71699655

>>71699520
Yeah. I'd probably be happier if you fucked off though.

>> No.71699693

>>71699520
when shondo streams? yes
when she isnt streaming? yeah but sometimes i get unhappy and its sometimes her fault but not really her fault but i will blame her anyway

>> No.71699715
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>>71699520
Am I happy?

>> No.71699744
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71699744

I miss shondo

>> No.71699755

shontoes

>> No.71699783

>>71699520
no

>> No.71699791

doing reps just makes me love shondo more and hate shoggers more. some people who i thought were nise turned out to be complete pieces of shit and my opinion of them changed forever. it makes the gold digger meme cut because the only reason they should still be around is because of money

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>>71699580
Let's go with the giru version this time

>> No.71699870

is shondos jewishness the reason she keeps talking about bbc and doing sissy hypno?

>> No.71699883

>>71699791
I hope I'm not one of them, I try my best to be Nise and am always nise to shondo. Some shiggers really get me going though

>> No.71699891

>>71699791
hate shoggers but you're fine with the gold digger meta

>> No.71699892

Ima fuck her till she sounds like a seal and I can't be stopped

>> No.71699936

>>71699892
i made this post

>> No.71699964

>>71699644
anybody with a decent life wouldn't know that /vt/ exists in the first place, all criticism here is projection

>> No.71700009
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71700009

do not feed the wormfarmers

>> No.71700042

>>71699791
which shoggers do you hate

>> No.71700043

how are Jewish hymens different from normal hymens?

>> No.71700057
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71700057

she makes me more than happy

>> No.71700068

I wish she’d feed my worm if you know what I mean

>> No.71700071

Have fun this thread shoggas, gonna go party time and cry into my daki. Goodnight

>> No.71700096

>>71700043
her kike pussy can't handle my savage goyim cock

>> No.71700100

>>71699755
shotoes :)

>> No.71700104

>>71700009
based sane shondophrenic please clone yourself

>> No.71700124

>>71700071
You'll be missing out!

>> No.71700179

>>71700100
:anger:

>> No.71700203

shondo doesn't groom children so I refuse to believe she's really jewish

>> No.71700243

>>71700071
I'm going to post her feet nudes unblurred are you sure about that

>> No.71700257

>>71700124
I'm not doing well so I shouldn't post or read here :(

>> No.71700274

>>71700203
Children don't have money that's why she grooms rich older divorced men, she is truly a kike

>> No.71700417

>>71700257
a good idea honestly
hope you feel better soon shoggah

>> No.71700515

>>71700257
You’re going to miss out on the new feet pics here

>> No.71700513

>>71700257
was just a bit of positive self-talk, I'm sure all you'll be missing is misery.

>> No.71700670

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.71700776

I hate my gold digger of a wife

>> No.71700829
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>>71700100
you're dead to me.

>> No.71700835

Rape. Shondo rape. Shrape, if you will. Shraping Shondo's BUTTHOLE. Imagine the absolute humiliation of it. Shondo crying and begging you to stop. Telling you you're not supposed to put that in there. Her virginal hole is entirely too tight to accept you. Ripping and tearing, trickling blood. Her blood acting as a crude lubricant actually making it easier. Finishing inside her. She slinks to the floor sobbing. Picking her head up by a handful of her hair, giving her a kiss on the forehead and telling her that she was great. She stumbles and falls trying get to the bathroom, desperate to get your load out of her.

>> No.71700862

I am indifferent to my stripper kike of a wife

>> No.71700888

>>71700835
diamonds

>> No.71700934

>>71699520
>be happy!
>being sad is not allowed in the thread
>is angry

>> No.71700946

is sho also jewish?

>> No.71700992

>>71700835
you are literally me. i think a lot about how much she could easily get into anal play. training shondo daily and never using her cunny so that it remains her special little place she can still feel pure.

>> No.71701022

>>71699520
Nothing to do with shondo but atm not at all
I don't get people trauma dumping to her when bad shit happens to them, I used to sympathize a bit when they did but now not at all

>> No.71701169

>>71701022
Sorry to hear that and based

>> No.71701395

>>71701022
Me too, I have my own coping mechanisms. It pathetic that grown men do this to her

>> No.71701410

shondo stealing my foreskin while I sleep

>> No.71701473

>>71700992
>anal whore
>she feels pure
I wouldn't have the heart to break the news

>> No.71701556

Whats with the Jew allegations today I was only lurking the stream mostly

>> No.71701587

>>71701556
she's a spy

>> No.71701808

FallenShadow footjob. She keeps her socks on. She's not happy about it. She calls you weird. She looks disgusted with you. "Ew! Don't get it on my socks!!"

>> No.71701815

>>71701556
>allegations
xhe doesnt know

>> No.71701940

>>71701022
if she were my actual wife or girlfriend i would trauma dump to her if i had trauma
since she isnt and i dont have any i dont

>> No.71701963

Pillow fight with Shondo. She has a pillow but you actually just have a brick in a pillowcase and beat the shit out of her with it.

>> No.71702009

>>71701556
theyre stupid because by the nuremburg laws she would be considered german so im not sure why people keep bringing it up

>> No.71702150

>>71701587
I dont think she's Jewish, she just likes money
And exploits the masses for financial gain
And plays the weak and helpless victim
And thinks sex is weird
And sometimes wears a silly hat

>> No.71702316

Using pliers on shondo's teeth so she's a nice gummy fuckhole that can't bite!

>> No.71702408

not to be like weird about it but sometimes I think about blowing raspberries on Shondo's tummy but she doesn't giggle she screams and says to stop and punches me in the forehead. This makes me angry so I chomp down like a pitbull on a baby and she pulls at my hair trying to pry me off but I won't let go.

>> No.71702426

this thread is bad like the last one :s

>> No.71702455

>>71702408
I think about doing that too but to otis

>> No.71702569
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71702569

y'all niggas need professional help

>> No.71702573

point me to the last good thread we had

>> No.71702576

>>71702408
>chomp down like a pitbull on a baby
Fuck you I laughed

>> No.71702658

>>71702573
This one, the ryonachads are active tonight

>> No.71702805

stomping on shondos mons pubis

>> No.71702812

>>71702573
This one was not bad, at least a million times better than the last couple
>>71595462

>> No.71702983

>>71702573
the one where i say the nigger word

>> No.71703204

>>71702983
Mods he said the word that the smelly dark people get violent over, please inform him on less vulgar words like monkey

>> No.71703322

What does shondo's hair smell like?

>> No.71703359

>>71703204
mods dosent zhe know they’re only like that because of muh socio economic factors, give him sissy hypno NOW

>> No.71703482

>>71703322
grease and cat snot

>> No.71703485

Knocking Shondo out with some kind of sedative. Shaving off her thick luscious locks and leaving the house. When you come home she's sulking. Eyes red and puffy from crying. Wearing a black woven sunhat.
Shondo why are you wearing that big hat inside you look ridiculous. She looks down and starts those jagged pre-cry breathes. Shondo what's wrong? Take off the hat.
No.
Walk over to her and try to take it, she clamps her hands down on it. Pry off her fingers.
Oh my God Shondo what happened? Where's your hair? She bursts into tears. Try to console her. Shondo it's okay. You look fine. You're still beautiful me!
R-really? she asks between sobs.
No you bald headed bitch you look disgusting. Slap the top of her naked mole rat head.

>> No.71703486

>>71703322
How new?

>> No.71703856

>>71703486
>>71703482
The answer was my cum because I missed her face and shot it into her scalp. I forbid her from washing. It is now dry and her hair is clumped together because of it, coated by a layer of crust
I will next aim for her eyes and forbid her from washing it out

>> No.71703896

>>71699438
Don't get me wrong nigga I'm thugged out but that song makes me get a little choked up fr thanks for sharing it.

>> No.71703956

>>71703485
Shondo is always bald though

>> No.71704088
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71704088

Has anyone managed to get all the achievements in lobby2? I can't get the Horde one, dps not ramping up fast enough

>> No.71704113

>>71703896
Melanin levels detected to be dangerous
State your business, coon

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71704395

>>71704113
I’m not a coon I just think Ebonics is funny

>> No.71704571

>>71704088
I've never played and have no intention of playing it but that art drives me bonkers its so hot.

>> No.71704646
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71704646

Why did we get more niggerer all of a sudden...

>> No.71704683

Its all ironic right?
Nobody has any actual urges to injure or rape sweet shondo

>> No.71704745

ha ha, yeah...

>> No.71704771

>>71704683
ya that would be crazy. haha.

>> No.71704798

>>71704683
go back to /swarm/

>> No.71704873

i would take her sweet little kicks to my balls just to feel her tiny body flinch in my grasp.

>> No.71704890

what kind of freak would do that....

>> No.71705127

>>71704683
I would never never ever ever rape her, holding one arm behind her back and forcing her face into the pillow muffling her screams for help until she stops pathetically trying to resist

>> No.71705136

I want to blind her with my dick by fucking eye sockets.

>> No.71705170

>>71704798
They exiled me for suggesting neuro should stream

>> No.71705176
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71705176

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME!

>> No.71705233

>>71705176
GRAPE
R
A
P
E

>> No.71705237

>>71705176
RAPE
SHE DOESN'T DESERVE WORDS OF AFFECTION AS AN ONAHOLE

>> No.71705239

>>71705176
I'M GONNA GRAPE HER IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!

>> No.71705291
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>>71705176
GRAPE

>> No.71705431

>>71705176
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GGGRRRAAAPPPEEE

>> No.71705455
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>>71705176
feeding her grapes
>without consent

>> No.71705523

I'd never rape her, I just want to kiss the shummy

>> No.71705570

Banging Shondo. Her hands are tied behind her back. You're standing, you have to hold her up. She has a noose around her neck. After you nut you pull out and drop her. Her neck doesn't snap. She gurgles and flops like a fish out of water.

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>>71705570

>> No.71706098

is it really considered cheating if I turn to another husband for sex?

>> No.71706214

>>71702573
the day before D incident

>> No.71706235
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>>71706098

>> No.71706348

Ok I've been here about a year it's time to do reps I'm gonna do it I'm gonna watch the subathon

>> No.71706420
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>>71705176
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>> No.71706457

>>71706214
true

>> No.71706609

The best part about FallenShadow is that she has the ass of a 12 year old boy.

>> No.71706726

>>71706214
which d

>> No.71706751

the second best part about FallenShadow is that she has the chest of a 10 year old boy.

>> No.71706761

She has the Hank Hill ass

>> No.71706805

>>71706726
Both.

>> No.71707112

consider this: snapping a rubber band on Shondo’s nippels and watching them get hard

>> No.71707155

>>71705176
grape.

>> No.71707244

the best part about her is her oinker

>> No.71707340

she's given us enough info about her body to know how hot she is. happy to be married to the sexiest girl in the world

>> No.71707373

why would i watch rubber bands get hard

>> No.71707468

>>71707373
kek

>> No.71707876

I think one of the most fucked up rhings I’ve imagined is tying Shondo down and just feeding her spoonfuls of peanut butter, like jars of peanut butter every day until she gets fat. Just glasses of whole milk to wash down the peanut butter.

>> No.71708099

almost all my fantasies involving shondo are mundane like just talking or going shopping or vibing but i also think about hurting her just a little bit as a treat (for her) sometimes, because i love her and im okay with doing it out of love

>> No.71708413

i just want to throw her in the basement and forget she exists
maybe use her when i get horny sometimes

>> No.71709235
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I love this.

>> No.71709399

just once a month shondo please ill even eat the shunny first

>> No.71709646

i want to hurt her lovingly but i also fantasize about binding her hands above her head so she can't move then feeling up every inch of her body under her clothes and giving her kisses anywhere but her lips.
I think about telling her how much i love her and her muscles contracting from my touch and all the noises she would make while struggling with no hope of stopping me.
The collarbone anon has the right idea.
I don't fantasize about doing anything more sexual than that in this scenario, just let her go after i'm satisfied and see how she reacts

>> No.71709802

>>71704683
Only if it is CNC

>> No.71710409

it's too quiet.... you guys are up to something

>> No.71710916
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swiping donger down buttcrack like credit card

>> No.71711050

I can’t wait to earn her full trust after years of grooming only to finally be able to protect and cherish her for the rest of my life.

>> No.71711057

>>71710409
Just enjoying the silence

>> No.71711301

>>71710409
im just trying to eep syadouComfy

>> No.71711459

>>71711050
This is a nice post. I feel the same way, I want her to trust me so that I can live up to that trust and show her that it's safe to trust some people.

>> No.71711550

ive already broken her trust before and dont know if i can ever gain it back

>> No.71711585

;)

>> No.71711734

Oyakodon with Shadow and Shadowmama

>> No.71712435

>>71711050
i made this post

>> No.71713284

thread… to good… need too… bait post aaarrggggghh

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>>71713284
i got you

>> No.71713868

:(

>> No.71713905

>>71713840
Not even bait, just heartbreaking

>> No.71714027

I will never forgive the rabbit groomer

>> No.71714098

People that hurt my future irl wife should be drawn and quartered. I fucking hate them so much.

>> No.71714143

grrr it was the other guys fault that guy not my fault grrr me and my friends didnt do anything grrrrr

>> No.71714197

>>71710916
Card declined

>> No.71714212

none of you are my friends and i didnt post anything here. also you have to be a complete retard to believe anything here
also also he was looking for an excuse to leave and this was a convenient way to hurt her on the way out

>> No.71714218

At the end of the day it was the fault of the poster breaking containment into this Anonymous public forum

>> No.71714420

loving mating press impregnation sex with fallenshonshon

>> No.71714520

>>71714420
Where’d you get my schedule for tomorrow?

>> No.71714648

>>71714420
my ultimate dream

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Think we're getting a bathing update today? (times off by an hour, so still not too late!)

>> No.71715637

>>71715480
its 5am for her, wouldnt she be done already

>> No.71715714

>>71715637
She's weird, bath posts normally come around now.

>> No.71716018

giving shondo a tongue bath

>> No.71716090

>>71716018
that’s nice otis

>> No.71717339

>>71715480
Shes not bathing this week

>> No.71717467

Why is it that when I hear her "I love you too" her voice often doesn't sound forced, dismissive, or disgusted, rather she sounds ashamed and melancholic, as though she feels culpable regarding it?

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>>71717339
>Shes not bathing this week

>> No.71717861

I was supposed to do art reps after stream but I played helldivers for 6 hours
oops

>> No.71718199

>>71705176
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE

>> No.71718936

>>71717339
Shondo merch idea: she doesn't bathe until her family starts to complain, and wears the same tank top the whole time. Then she cuts it into little squares and vacuum seals them and ships them out. Priced high enough that they sell out in a couple days (at $100 would sell out in 10 seconds, so a bit pricier).

>> No.71719031

The best part about Fallenshadow is that she is secretly an 8 year old boy.

>> No.71719470

>>71719031
Gay theory oomfie

>> No.71719537

>>71718936
This is a streamer who is uncomfortable even doing handcam streams. That's never happening.

>> No.71719566

She talked again recently about wanting to maybe attend a con virtually and do meetups and I dread this thought.
I dont want anyone to meet her, I dont want to meet her, this would be the second worst case scenario

>> No.71719619

>>71719537
She wasn't in the past though. Things change.

>> No.71719663

>>71719566
Huh? She talked specifically about how she would never consider an IRL meetup and feared for her safety

>> No.71719714

>>71719663
I know, but she also talked about wanting to do it virtually, as her vtuber

>> No.71719727

>>71719537
You must be fun at parties

>> No.71719817

>>71719714
And what's the issue with that? Is it the two way voice thing? Otherwise not all that different than a stream

>> No.71719895

>>71719727
boi u no i be tearin it up in da klub wit shonshon

>> No.71720112

>>71719619
Yeah and she's changed to become more private

>> No.71720150

i would never attend a virtual meetup
the only meetup there ever needs to be for me is where i happen to come across her in a spectacular twist of fate
some virtual shit would be devoid of soul

>> No.71720224

>>71719817
What if i cant attend? what if i can but she hates the way i look? or the way i speak? or something i say? or if i tell her my username and she says who? what if everything changes after that because she now associates real people with (you)
it would fuck everything up that we have now

>> No.71720326

>>71720224
Then its over and you can move on

>> No.71720443

If there's ever a meet up I'm spiking the punch with laxatives so shondo has to watch everyone shit themselves

>> No.71720499

>>71720224
I don't disagree that it would make waves, but I don't see why it would change anything important -- that sounds mostly like needless insecurity speaking.
And I wouldn't ever attend anything like that, just not my thing.

>> No.71720551

>>71720443
I'm sure they would do that just fine without your help

>> No.71720601

I really do not want a virtual meetup. We are beyond capacity for something like that at this point. Really think for a minute, what we would even do? It would just be overwhelming and unenjoyable for everyone, including her. And if we cant even Lobby 2 her, what's even the point especially?

>> No.71720693

>>71720601
I think the chances of it ever happening are vanishingly small, as Shondo will realize these things. Nevermind people in offline chat claiming they would attack other husbands on sight.

>> No.71720883

its ok we can hire bapy as security

>> No.71720972

>>71720883
who is the security for bapy

>> No.71721018

The overweight husbands can take down the few isolated gymcels and normal husbands together before having a pizza eating contest to decide the victor

>> No.71721023

>Nevermind people in offline chat claiming they would attack other husbands on sight
Surely grown men would realize that jealousy is not a sustainable emotion to let fester in a relationship such as this, to a point they would let it ruin intimate activities right?
>remembering the shondophrenics complaining about chat interaction during ASMR
Oh right, nvm :)

>> No.71721080

>>71721023
>virtual meetup
>intimate activity
lol lmao

>> No.71721141

>>71721023
I don't want other men being intimate with my wife sorry

>> No.71721154

>>71721023
woah buddy! that man of straw might attack you! better watch out

>> No.71721246

>jealousy is not a sustainable emotion
The only emotion I have for the delusional collective "husbands" is pity. I, and I alone, will be one to treasure her day in and day out forever and ever.

>> No.71721248

when i listen to ASMR i do it in as comfy a way as possible to be pampered so i dont sit there staring at my screen typing nonsense and syadouComfy syadouLove syadouBlush hoping to get a crumb of interaction. i dont want my comfy intimacy with my wife to be interrupted by a hundred bleating retards

>> No.71721260

>>71720972
this, whos going to protect us from bapy Scared

>> No.71721281

>>71721018
We'd need to have it in Europe or Canada to make sure it doesn't tilt towards the short and well armed faction

>> No.71721299

>>71721260
his bussy is mine, dont you worry your little head shogga

>> No.71721320

>>71721260
>>71720972
FT and her Uncle
>>71721281
im sure there are european and british husbands who are armed

>> No.71721433

>>71721320
The US is the only place normal people can carry in public though (leaving eastern Europe out of this).

>> No.71721451

>>71721320
>Uncle
I'll just turn the AC down to 15 degrees and he won't be an issue.

>> No.71721496

>>71721433
depends, my state bans open carry and barely issues concealed carry permits

>> No.71721535

has anyone made one of those iceberg maymays for shondo lore?
I can think of a few funny additions

>> No.71721548

>>71721535
yes

>> No.71721559

>>71721535
how fucking new

>> No.71721606

>>71721559
yesterday

>> No.71721609

shonberg

>> No.71721610

i want to hold her hand for 2 and a half hours straight

>> No.71721628

I want to eat her out after a week of not bathing

>> No.71721660

>>71721606
damn thats older than me

>> No.71721662

I want to kiss the top of her head a million times, and then her forehead 2 million times.

>> No.71721732

I want to give her a massage but subtly grope her and tell her that its just part of the massage when she starts to complain. At the end give her a nice spank on the butt to mark a job well done

>> No.71721852

I want to fall asleep with her laying on my chest and gently massage the back of her scalp

>> No.71721914

>>71721662
>>71721732
>>71721852
Shonshon, all of these were me btw :) you can tell cause they all end in my iconic number, 2.

>> No.71721977

telling shondo we’re going out to eat at some fancy place, she puts on fancy attire and she looks stunning, you arrive at Burger King expecting her smile to turn into disappointment but she has an enchanting smile. You go inside and she tells you “oh my God ive never been to a place like this before!”

>> No.71722053

>>71721914
nuh uh

>> No.71722085

I want to beat her head in with a hammer in a loving manner.

>> No.71722109
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i want to hold her hand i want to grab her wrists i want to caress her collarbones i want to wring her neck i want to rest my head on her tummy i want to poke her nipples i want to go on a summer picnic where i give her a piggyback ride back to the car because she got tired out and i can listen to her breathing and feel it against my neck i want to lie back with her against my body with our fingers interlocked i want to make her breakfast in bed i want her to make me breakfast in bed i want to see her in cute clothes i want to see her in no clothes i want to buy her that fancy dress she was talking about along with that nice pendant i bought her a few months before and put on a tuxedo and dim the lights in the living room and pretend that we're at a ball together and awkwardly shuffle around hand in hand across the floor and do that thing where you twirl the woman around and the one where you separate apart from each other and then pull her back in i want to rest my forehead against hers and stare into her eyes i want to put my head against her chest and listen to her heartbeat i want to slap her out of the blue and see the shocked and betrayed expression on her face and apologise profusely while i hear her crying in another room and do something nice for her like bake her something as a gesture to make up for it i want to feel her skin against mine while i drift of to sleep to the scent of coconut and sweat after i tell her i love her and she tells me that she loves me too
i want her so fucking much

>> No.71723161

>>71721023
the reason i don't like chat interaction in asmr is because it destroys the replay value, it has nothing to do with jealousy. i'm trying to go to sleep, i don't care what an invisible chat is saying.

>> No.71723317

taking shondo out for a date at a fancy restaurant, you sit down, chat happily about your day until the waiter comes to bring you the menus. she tells you the waiter's cute and you think nothing of it, but she keeps making idle glances at him, paying less and less attention to the conversation. dessert comes and she excuses herself to the bathroom. 20 minutes pass, your dessert is finished, so you get up to use the mens room. you open the door and all color drains from your face as you find her suckin him off in the bathroom

>> No.71723322

if she ever did a virtual meetup i would print out every shondo lewd i could find and just keep showing them to her while rambling about fucking her until i was kicked out

>> No.71723600

>>71723317
but what color is he

>> No.71723700

dewd please dont post your british broadcasting corporation cuck fantasies in the thread

>> No.71723845

dewd posts about sissy hypno here to make shondo try to actually do it

>> No.71723988

>>71723700
its the primary reason people watch shadow anallitically

>> No.71724308

>>71723988
i watch her because i fell in love with her

>> No.71724387

>>71723988
I watch her because of sunk cost fallacy

>> No.71724401

absolutely bricked up for shondo

>> No.71724575

I watched her out of pity and now my brain is busted

>> No.71724729

>>71705176
Post yfw she drinks a cup of Welch's concord grape juice

>> No.71724821

>>71724729
>concord
>conquered
>grape
>purple
>purple drank
you're not clever dewd

>> No.71724828

started to watch her because I saw her siscord is full of fellow allies, and stayed for the sissy hypno

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>>71724729
Don’t forget to go to Gamersupps.gg and use code SHONDO for 10% off GRAPE

>> No.71725192

>>71724961
Melatonin free? Isnt melatonin supposed to help you sleep?

>> No.71725261

>>71725192
That's what I thought. Seems counterintuitive.

>> No.71725269

>>71725192
i thought melatonin was the thing that makes niggers nigger-colored

>> No.71725356

>>71725192
Yeah, what makes this sleep support?

>> No.71725390

>>71725192
>Some researchers have concerns that melatonin could disrupt normal hormone levels and interfere with puberty
and its a brand marketed to kids hence the choice to exclude melatonin

>> No.71725395

that's melanin you uneducated fag

>> No.71725400

>>71725192
Taking excess melatonin for long periods of time is really fucking bad for you and will fuck up your sleep even more, probably not the best ingredient for a drink they want you to drink a lot of.

>> No.71725439

>>71725400
wait is this true? I thought there were no adverse side affects. Ive been taking melatonin to help with sleep for like 2 years, 20mg a night

>> No.71725527

>>71725356
says magnesium, apigenin, Ltheanine

>> No.71725572

>>71725439
it's just the usual "take so much from a pill your body has no need to produce it itself" type deal, no idea how much would cause that to happen but you're probably fine with a dose like that

>> No.71725586

>>71725527
seems like a scam. at least the normal gamer supps has caffeine in it

>> No.71725633

>>71725439
that guy's source is his ass
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10053496/#:~:text=Long%2Dterm%20melatonin%20therapy%20appears,%25%20in%20the%20general%20population).

>> No.71725696

Shondo's flat boney butt in my face

>> No.71725710

im tired of this slander. shondos butt is very plump compared to the rest of her skeleton body

>> No.71725750

>>71725633
"Excess" anonchama, like a retarded amount dumb fucks who drink gamersupps would 100% get to if it was in their drink. Yes using it the correct way is fine

>> No.71725762

>>71725710
Proof?

>> No.71725787

>>71725762
it came to me in a dream
i also came

>> No.71725800

>>71725750
careful, dont eat excess cheese anon

>> No.71725815

shondos butt is perfect as it is but it will be a different kind of perfect after she starts eating normally because she loves my cooking so much

>> No.71725847

>>71725787
Would you happen to have an astral projection of said dream?

>> No.71725939

>>71725847
if you can connect to the same astral pathways that i do, you will see

>> No.71725945

small butts are aristocratic actually

>> No.71725969

>>71725945
Shes white trash though

>> No.71726006

I'm gonna be a bit sad if we see the gamersupps cup before the Soya goodbye art

>> No.71726055

>>71725969
well more jewish gypsy trash than anything but i can fuck that out of her

>> No.71726076

lying back with shondo on your chest and pushing down on her eyes so she can see all the sparkly colours and relax

>> No.71726283

biting the shumpy

>> No.71726305

Caressing the shummy

>> No.71726318

stop feeding the wormfarmers. theyre faggots who suck dick for bus fare and walk home

>> No.71726374

dont let the wormfarmers know about the shumpy

>> No.71726390

>>71726318
I do that but I’m NOT a faggot, zir

>> No.71727377

I wonder how many characters she's going to call gay in lotr because they are men who express emotions

>> No.71728241

I hate doing reps...It only makes me love her and want to help her even more. My heart is going to explode if this keeps up.

>> No.71728284

>>71725800
can confirm. ate lots of cheese and my skin broke out

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>> No.71730493

>>71730300
“Bitch” “whore” “stripper” “gold digger”
“the klub girl” “the slut at the klub” “oink”

>> No.71731222

>>71720693
>>71721023
on the off chance you're not shitposting, i wasn't being serious

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>Fall asleep
>No dreams of Shondo
This shit is rigged

>> No.71731489

>>71725750
I still cant believe Shondo killed a man

>> No.71732071

>>71699520
Yes, at least i am

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>>71700100
Here you are

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>>71702150
Oh my god she's not 12.5% Jewish, she's 125% Jewish

>> No.71732318

>>71702408
Shogga, my sides got sent into orbit

>> No.71732503

>>71730300
watch out shondo! a demon is about to decapitate you with his magic wire!

>> No.71733118

>>71721248
> when i listen to ASMR i do it in as comfy a way as possible
Same here I’ve never typed during an ASMR. Maybe a salutation in the beginning but then getting snug as a bug in a rug. 99% of the time I’m asleep by the end of the stream. Her ASMR puts me out like a light.

>> No.71733756

But others think that if they stop writing and relax a little, then active husbands who don't care about ASMR will have an advantage in this virtual "race"

>> No.71733771

>>71705176
GRAPE

>> No.71733934

fucccccccckkkkkkk I want shadowmama so bad

>> No.71733961

>>71713840
So what was it that the guy said about her?

>> No.71734037

>>71733961
people were shitposting /here/ that she posted pics of her hymen on rrk and ren took the obvious bait and dm'd her about it

>> No.71734124

>>71720693
>>71721023
>Nevermind people in offline chat claiming they would attack other husbands on sight
DOOMSmile I would do this

>> No.71734138

it's not about jealousy, it's about if i try to relax i'm going to be listening to her interrupt the ASMR to laugh at people being retarded and trying to make her laugh. if she doesn't want to ignore us it's not something i'll relax as much to, i'll join in like everyone else.

>> No.71734347

>>71734037
So the baitposters/shitposters/brainworm farmers were at fault? Makes total sense unironically, not surprised they're the worst that betrayed her by spreading lies for entertainment

>> No.71734351

She said it gets boring to do ASMR without interacting w chat. It is what it is.

>> No.71734394

>>71721246
>I, and I alone, will be one to treasure her day in and day out forever and ever
Weird, i don't recall making this post

>> No.71734470

>>71734347
No, I'm pretty sure ren was at fault for breaking containment. Don't care anyway sekrit alts were very stupid and I'm glad she moved on from that.

>> No.71734504

>>71721977
Kek, cute

>> No.71734568

>>71722109
We are the same

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>>71734470
>I'm pretty sure ren was at fault for breaking containment
I agree, but that wouldn't have happened if people hadn't told fibs and farmed shoggas's worms and fomo
>Don't care anyway sekrit alts were very stupid and I'm glad she moved on from that
I agree with this 100%

>> No.71735043

>they don’t know about the secret SHO klub

>> No.71735192
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>>71733934
Shon pouting in the corner while you bang shadowmama in the living room in front of the whole family.

>> No.71735279

scouting out women to kidnap with shondo for both of you to use but you're only allowed to finish inside shondo

>> No.71735383

>>71734470
There's no sincere containment on 4chan, it's a public forum and plenty of tourist comes here. The real containment was her Twitter account that was locked at the time

>> No.71735473

wish I could be contained in her twitter account if you know what I mean

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god give me the strength to not respond to the same timelooping bait for the millionth time

>> No.71735725

>>71735043
Can't believe they have yet to find ft's menhera twitter account

>> No.71735759

>>71735697
SyadouPray be strong shogga

>> No.71736490

somebody post baldo please

>> No.71736505

This thread had some hilarious posts

>> No.71736588

Does anyone have the blonde hair blue eyes Shondo she looks very pretty I like that version of Shondo

>> No.71736664

>>71721977
and then you catch her suckin off the cashier in the mens room

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>> No.71736813

>>71736692
based ty

>> No.71736903

>>71736769
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.71737119

>>71736692
>>71736769
Why does she look so menacing?

>> No.71737127

>>71736769
this is the canon pre orphan murder shondo

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Is it normal to think about Shondo all the time? I'm a newfag and everything haven't been around as long as you guys. But I can honest to goodness say that since finding her and watching streams there hasn't been a single day where I don't think about her at least once. Are all of you like this?

>> No.71737321

>>71737176
no

>> No.71737361

>>71737176
its most likely because you are still a newfag

>> No.71737422

>>71737176
>Is it normal to think about Shondo all the time?
Yes
>Are all of you like this?
No

>> No.71737834

tourist here and saw she does sissy hypno on her subs only streams, is this new of content of hers? if it is what do you all think about the change? also some guy named dewdhole keeps messaging me about bbc, are you all like that?

>> No.71738027

>>71737834
>is this new of content of hers?
yes
>what do you all think about the change?
syadouHappyNod
>are you all like that?
most are

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>> No.71738063

>some guy named dewdhole keeps messaging me about
you had me in the first half ngl

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71739038

How come no one talks about ribbontan and they only talk about rrk?
I've never even had the chance to brainworm or fomo over rbt because no one talks about it at all

>> No.71739285

Shondo telling you she can handle it, she can take the banter like one of the boys and not to hold back. You poke fun and she can’t actually handle it and cries.

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>>71739285
Cute

>> No.71739476

Do you think someday she'll get so comfortable with her chat that she'll show her cutting scars?

>> No.71739516

>>71704088
How about you try and get some achievements in real life instead buddy

>> No.71739623

>>71739516
I've got plenty, thanks

>> No.71739759

>>71737176
There is not a minute that I don't think about her and what she might be doing at the moment, for the last almost 2 years

>> No.71739811

>>71739759
that's strange
took me 2 months

>> No.71739846

>>71704088
5% of people have the achievement so it's possible

>> No.71739874

there isn’t a moment that goes by where I don’t think about how much I hate my wife and wishing I never knew her, but also can’t imagine myself without her

>> No.71739927

>71739038
because the newfags that want to leak everything didn't witness her

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