/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>71704940
SNIFFFFF

>>71704796

I love Gura the most!

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my sharkwife more than anything!

My daughterwife deserves lots and lots of headpats. Give her headpats and praise her.

My Gursandma

doing Q was Watame's idea, Gura gave Mori her blessing when Mori asked for her perms

>>71705484
watame is cute i bet gura looked forward to it

where are the translated clips

>>71705301
Yourcwife deserves lots of sexual bullying T u T

>>71705484
Sounds like Gura needs to take a bite out of that sheep as payment.

>>71705759

>>71705629
>*Le touché*

>>71705884
dont do that ever again

>>71706110
>>71705884
https://streamable.com/svc3ij

>>71706110
Yeah? And what if I do?

Sex with a fembud.

>>71706316
dont make me do it

>>71705301

>>71706558
Do it. I want to die anyways.

>>71705716

>>71706743

>>71706558
Oh nyo, please don't ryona me mister...

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>71706962
Gura isn't lonely, she's in Japan with all her wives and friends. And she's always got her ebis with her in her heart.

>>71706962
>*Lo touchõ*

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restautrant in Taiwan?

>>71707350
No. You ask this multiple times every thread.

>>71707350
when i visit, i saw 5 fembuds taking photo of smol gura

I love Gura more than anything!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

What song did Gura sing on the first day of Fes, and what is the song from?

>>71707605
I’m blue by Eiffel 65

Gura has a spicy smell, with a slightly sour bread hint.

>>71707605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjoq6bhKyHg
As usual, a Vocaloid song.

pitm.

>>71705484
Cute sheep.

So...
Subaru said that she somehow lost her socks on day 2 of holofes...

>>71707716
gee thanks. i just don't know the song, cos i'm a dum dum.

>>71707800
thanks you. sorry for stupid question. it sounded familiar so i'm sure i'd heard it somewhere once before. Japanese music tends to turn into unrecallable mush in my brain.

>>71708008
>Gura had sex with Subaru and stole her socks
damn girl

>>71707800
https://files.catbox.moe/57a2i7.mp4
She picked a real banger, as expected.

>>71707800
The Vocaloid songs really tend to fit the stage vibe though I do sometimes wish she's pick a song that highlights her singing. Her group song choices are also pretty good, I wonder who picked the ProSeka song. Also choreo, the Vocaloid songs she picks end up having para para choreos basically by necessity, but she can dance way more complex choreos like in the group song. I wonder if there's any song that'd really fit what I'd want to see though, a song with nice choreo and focused on singing.

Gura is in love with me.

Gura is a Vocaloid.

i was not expecting fes to be that awesome. anyone else tired as fuck from the stream times? again my confirmation bias from trusting my wife paid off again.

>>71708333
Gura is a simp for Miku

>>71708008
The outside window looks so eerie. Like a tornado is about to hit

>>71707289
>And she's always got her ebis with her in her heart.
and her cunny, it's where I live

>>71708542
A sharknado if you will.

>>71708446
Yes, every time. 2nd fes I at least was remote so I could sleep in a bit on Monday but nowadays I can't. fes is always great though, worth it every time.

>>71708008
Also, if anyone doesn't get it, those socks were not there on day one.

>>71708668
*Wheezes*

>>71708726
someone has those socks now... like those socks didn't just stop existing. They're still out there, someone has them.

>>71704922
Someone made a poll to ask which fes stage is the best and stage 3 won with over 60% vote because they have micomet and ayame.

>>71708195
None, at least none in Japanese

>>71709038
Polls don’t matter, take it to numbers

>>71709038
what's the point of polls like this, everyone just gonna choose the day their oshi performed on. Naturally stage 1 was the best.

>>71708164
>Gura got cheered as much as a JP
So they actually love her huh

>>71709930
In the trio with Koyori and Noel, they cheered for Gura the loudest.

>>71709248
I feel like there has to be something but I'm just drawing a blank in terms of crowd pleasers that also fit my desires. Can't ask for too much though, Gura will probably keep going with the vocalo songs though since: A. she loves them and has always wanted to perform them on stage and B. they're crowd pleasers, especially amongst elevens. Either way, here's hoping I win the ticket lottery next year

>>71709930
Of course they love my Gra-chan. Her cuteness transcends language barriers.

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

My Gurandma.

>>71710195
If Yagoo permits it, then yes. She is a very busy lady. She needs to be isolated and supervised 24/7 to prevent any further incidents.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>71708164
terraria ass intro

>>71709930
>>71710154
The Japs get a sense of euphoria when they hear English words much like how we get an emotional high whenever we see a product from Japan under moonrunes. They do the same thing with the English language or anything that is related to it.

>>71709453
The poll written by Jap and it have more 1k votes

Fembuds are real....

>>71711396
name one

>>71711452
Fauna

>>71711452
Okayu.

>>71711190
You’re right but that has no bearing on this situation. Nobody in en has that level of popularity except Gura.

>>71711452
Me :)

>>71711452
>Okayu, yuko, Fauna, Fuwawa cosplayer with fat tits, ex vreverie whore (can’t remember the name),

>>71711893
it's not like it's weird, she's to them what Miko/Koro-san/etc were/are to us, 'us' being filthy unwashed eop clipwatchers such as myself

how would you react if Gura belched really loudly?
I would say "DAMN" and would be very impressed.

>>71712464
If she says “excuse me”, then we’re cool, but if not - then we’re gonna have a problem.

>>71711828
I swear I had a working version of this saved somewhere but I can't find it, oh well.

>>71713146
missed a y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg
Sex with a paper Gura?

I might sound like a schizo but the Homos are also in Japan

>>71713696
This is a Gura thread

>>71713696
Sure, but no one cares.

>>71713696
You just sound like a faggot

>>71713931
Tell that to the jannies

>>71713696
pardun?

>>71713931
>>71713991
>>71714125
>>71714140
I just don't want them near her

>>71714429
retard

>>71713146
>Gura and Okayu calling their meetup a date when all they did was hang out.
>Gura and Shion calling their date a friendly meet up as they gossip and giggled like school girls
I still think about this

>>71714526
Those faggots are super creepy

>>71714651
Stop talking about them faggot

>>71714651
all male vtubers are. we all know why they became vtubers, and what they're here for. sooner they're all graduated, the better. The safer Gura and other idols will be.

>>71714429
Well Not-homobeggar you have two choices. Believe the members that said cover won’t allow them in the studio at the same time or believe the girls that claimed to have spent nights at the studio preparing stuff with them.

>>71714758
the male chuubas must know that they are utter scum compared to the girls. the girls have thousands on their streams, while these rapists have like 5. They shouldn't even be able to look at the girls, bow heads at all times, so they never forget that they are scum grifters and will never be real vtubers or idols.

>>71714429
They're not going to do anything to her, you really read too much schizo dramafag shit. Actually why not go find a thread in the catalog to talk about it.
Anyway, I gave enough (You)s. Moving on.

>>71714751
>Other idols
You’re right about why, ironically twitch whores have brought it up so many times. You’re wrong about it being anyone besides Gura

>>71714758
Spoonfeed me on this

Mori wanted to do a takoyaki party with Myth, but she left her phone that had a code for the space she rented in the taxi, so they had pizza instead. I might have gotten something wrong, not sure.she wants to do another takoparty eventually.
TLDR: Gura had pizza which is at least better than just cookies and whatever snacks they have at the office. and may have takoyaki with myth soonish.

>>71715432
glad to hear she got to eat some real food

>>71715432
Gura's pizza farts. Someone please surgically attach my nostrils to her butthole before the pizza farts get away.

Bros I'm NGMI the possibilities of meeting her in this life are almost zero. I can't go on knowing I'll never have her

>>71715432
>>71715608
I still imagine her pizza breath during the ASMR stream. It's even better that she sounds like she's right in your face.

>>71715255
Can’t it would involve me remembering names that aren’t Gura but every so often I get a recommendation from youtube about a different twitch vtuber saying male vtubers are creepy.
>DM for collab, exchange contacts, talk for a few days to few weeks, guy thinks he’ll now get sex, can’t cut him off because they run in the same circles
Also doesn’t help that some of the girls want the community to be one giant orgy. And I just want to say it’s literally the reason why I say I don’t like male collabs.

Did /ggg/ get one guy'd?

>>71715780
That ASMR remains the most blueballing thing I have ever listened to. Between the pizza breath and her slurping, i was harder than a neutron star, but then the tummy noise and her embarrassment led her to ending the stream and not letting me cum. I am going to punish and correct her for this.

>>71713931
Told you this isn’t a gura thread

Bean

>>71715923
>the tummy noise and her embarrassment
But I loved that part. Just everything about the stream was just so... her.
Her trying to impress you, a bit of gooiness, her attempting to set some sort of mood, all of those insecurities coming out throughout it. I loved it all.
Fuck I love her and I'll always do my best to support her.

>>71716519
>gooiness
I meant "goofiness" but sure why not.

Eepy thread...

Gura should do a ryona asmr T u T

Sex with a

>>71718743
This is terrifying

>>71716519
You're right. Only my boner was angry at her. I agree fully with everything you said. I'll always support her and love her.

>>71718360
getting ryona'd by Gura ToT

>>71718360
Imagine listening to her punch herself in the tummy until she vomits...

>>71718895
Yeah I know, the pp be like that sometimes.

>>71718945
He listened to her tummy one too many times...

So did any of you impregnate fembuds at holofes last night?

>>71718743
She's like the girl you fall in love after she cooks you a meal.

>>71719211
Oyasame

>>71719211
sleep tight buddy

>>71719186
I impregnated Gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg

Has Gura been the idol you expected to become?

>>71720579
It's kino but she needs to connect with her fans and find the time to stream. There's no point in releasing so many projects if she's never there to celebrate with us.

>>71720752
pipe down anti. you need to wait a little longer after the twitter space before starting to whinge about that shit. At least wait till the glow from fes dies down. I'm too in love with her right now to be swayed.

>>71719211
sharkdreams

sleep well chumbies

>>71721598

Does anyone have the Goob figure? How's the quality?

>>71722204
I haven't taken mine out of the box yet, gotta do a bit of cleaning up so I have a place to put it.

I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING!

This night flew by. I guess that's what happens when you wake up so late.

>>71722672
I don't want to work tomorrow, I just want to cuddle and hang out with my sharkwife

>>71721440
i'm saving this

Streaming will resume as usual after Gura returns home from holofes right? I sure hope she has no more projects after this.

>>71722763
I don't expect it to go back to how it was, but a few weeks of streams again would be nice

>>71722827
I wished she scheduled to stream at least once a week. I am so depressed and have nothing to look forward to in life. A weekly stream can be barely enough to keep me going. I hate living a life with uncertainty anymore

stop whinging faggot.

>>71722763
>I sure hope she has no more projects after this.

MY wife

I was getting dressed with Gura and said her underwear were too tight. She flipped out as usual and told me I should wear my own.

Gura is busy doing recordings, her next BD 3D live, Myth 3D stuff, and as 3D guest and so on. For me, I look forward to see her as a guest to other holo live.

>chumbuds want to fuck this

>>71723651
More than anything. I would literally give my life in exchange for a night with Gura.

>>71723651
I want to marry her.

I hope Gura has brought enough fresh panties for her japan trip. I'm afraid it might go stinky because she miscalculated.

>>71723651
yes, I'm madly in love with her and want to make her happy in any way I can.

Gura has itty bitty front parts

>>71724388
Proof?

>>71723774
even if you didn't get to cuddle or fuck her?

>>71724398

>>71724980
wait, that's not Gura...

I'm anxious to go to bed now, what if she tweets or does another space while I'm asleep?

>>71724943
A night with implies doing both of those things chumbie.

>>71724980
But that's a big pucci... it's bushy too.

>>71725377
yeah but i was asking if he'd still give his life just to be with her as a friend for a night
desu i'd seriously consider it

https://litter.catbox.moe/hl130b.mp4
Goob night.

>>71725565
I would need cunny to die happy and complete.

Child

Where's the god damn tweet Gura?

WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN TWEET?

'she got lucky with the design'
maybe the design got lucky with her
(perhaps both)

>>71726846
Mine.

>>71727868
Would ruin T u T

How can chumbuds possibly defend this harlot that leads good young men off the path God set for them and onto a road of degeneracy and depravity?

>>71728638
because I can't say nyo ToT

Dangerous creature, don't open

>>71725856
What are you dreaming about chumbie

>>71729208
would rape

I am going to apply just so that I can get interviewed by Gura.

has anyone said anything about gura

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

that was a cute twitter space

>>71731952
samen

>>71732038
slowbud...

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>71711452
Fauna
Okayu
Mori (in her own words)
Marine
Shion
Pippa (low key)
Fillain (at the start)
that irl lawyer chick that did one video on the Selen drama
Poko Rakun
whoever pic related it
Gura pulls from a huge normie fanbase including children and serves as a gateway to many coming down the rabbit hole. So the fembuds be many.

>>71732582
slowbuds are pillars of the community

anybody catch what noel said about gooba in her stream the other day

>>71732892
i didn't

>>71730872
hm so they want to impose themselves more on the US. a small studio would be nice, and build more generations with US members. US can become a big branch like JP is if more resources is put into it

>>71732892
aren't everyone praising everyone in the wake of a successful concert/fes

>>71733607
dumbud she actually performed with noel there might be more important stuff there

>>71733658
i think if nobody even bothered to clip it maybe its the usual superficial stuff

>>71733856
have people been making gura related clips? post clips please

My wife was so incredibly amazing at fes. She's such a miracle. Praise my wife more, buds. Also, spring starts in three days. Increase your reps, buds. Go hard or go home. Let's fucking do this. Back attack, delt destruction and chest chiseling, you know the drill. Let's fucking go, bros. Ain't getting any younger.

>>71732038
It really was, bud.

The next EN gen needs a triplets or quadruplets channel. I wonder if Gura will collab with Advent and the next gen that will be joining soon

>>71734622
Happy for your wife bud. My shark wife was also doing great in the fes. Look how cute she is.

>>71732038
>>71734633
It was the cutest twitter space in the history of twitter, even.

it was like a phone call from gura at like 4 or 5am, very cool. it's impossible to tell with gura if she's going to ever do it again

>>71734924
That's really cute, bud. I'm happy for you as well but my wife was even cuter. I love her so unbelievably much. I can't get enough of her.

gura's got moves, kiara said she's a good dancer, and we know she's taking actual dance classes nowadays

>>71709006
Those socks are nothing like what she would wear, they are like orthopedic male socks.

>>71734622
YES BRO LETS GO BRO IM EATING ALL THE ASHWAGANDA BRO GONNA GET SO RIPPED BRO NEXT YEAR WE GONNA GET THE REWARD FOR MOST SHREDICATED FANBASE AS WELL BRO WE UNSTOPPABLE BRO

>>71735251
it's a very badly put together mockup of her room. they almost put no effort into, didn't even get a white keyboard & mouse

>>71734622
>>71735283
Let's do it buds! Let's do it for our wife and for our Zyzz!

>>71735251
she probably has like 50 different kinds of socks so I could see her wearing anything.

>>71735303
I liked the 20 year old dual monitors .

can't wait for the fest afterglow to fade and get frustrated again for not getting any gura content for weeks

>>71736061
its already here
>everyone but gura streams leading up to fes
>everyone does fes
>everyone but gura streams after fes

>>71736214
poor baby

>>71736061
>>71736214
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

Gura's slippery puffy cunny.

>>71735526

>>71736747
*dies of heart attack*

>>71736214
Because she is the number one Vtuber and the Face of all of Hololive they have that girl doing way more work than the others and we have all seen that proof many times over. Trust Gura when she has time she will spend it with us after she gets a brake if she even gets one to start with.

>>71736776
Did he? I figured it was liver failure because of the clenbuterol.

>>71736776
>>71736927
Doesn't matter how he died. It's how he lived that matters. We can do it bros.

>>71736785
this is cope, yes she does more than others but not nearly as much as mori, marine or fubuki.
she doesn't have the energy or doesn't want to.

>>71737108
I'd like to have a wife and kids one day and watch them grow and give me grandkids.

>>71737183
Yes, well, apparently heart issues ran in his family. Sure, the roids will not have helped with that but at least he made the best out of it. And he wasn't just an arrogant asshole as far as I know. He wanted to help people. He cared. I think he was a good guy. I respect it.

>>71724980
Okayu....

>>71737153
it'd be cool if we got more casual/chill sessions of gaming though, it shouldn't have to take a ton of energy. I understand it can be draining to have like 20k people watching you, no matter what you're doing, I get that. Still.

BOOBA

>>71737650
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>71737623
just give me a twitter space per week while in japan and I would be completely satisfied

I fucking love Gura

>>71737923
you know that's not going to happen. why do you bother to think it

I love fucking Gura

>>71738365
This except change places with fucking and love.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I love Gura the most!

I don't love Gura at all. I just like her front parts T u T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg

>>71739707
UOH cunny UOH cunny plap plap plap

i made spaghetti this is so much better than ramen

>>71740515
Why's there steam coming out from her right foot?

>>71740708
To help with conceptualizing the smell.

kaela gura deets

Goob morning retards

>>71741557
Goob morning faggot

>>71741362
Please elaborate.

>>71739707
She looks like a little girl TuT

One day I will taste shark juice

https://youtu.be/5JwZl59ri3o

>>71742721
didn't they run out of shark juice at the event? there were food problems

Kaela is hunting down Gura

>>71742904
? why

>>71742829
Only on the first day. They got their shit together on the second.

And I'm not sure if the food trouble actually affected the juice bar.

>>71742983
sidequest and it was during fes after her MC

>>71742983
she brought gura a goodie bag of food

>>71743132
ah ok, gura said she met kaela so it was a successful quest

>>71743160
Thank god. I hope she actually ate it.

>>71743202
Cute. Would start a fire and do smores with.

Kaela's Quests:
>1.Find Goora
>2.Find Moomei
>3.Find Biboo's manager

>>71743392
we're out of scope for the thread now that it is no longer about gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2FFjTLJKo

>>71743900
Why does her voice sound different

>>71743900
cute
>>71743973
tiwtter space

>>71744110
tiwtter space

>>71744110
Are you a fembud

>*SSSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP*

>>71744680
Do girls really do this??

Any new Gura hentai art?

>>71744742
This one has really got me all hot and bothered

>>71745147
I did a double take when I saw this but I loved it

My breath smells like dirty chicken noodle soup

>>71745721
so... good? those are good smells

>>71745796
Do you want to smell my breaf

>>71745937
no unless you are gura

>>71746008
What do you think Gura’s breath would smell like?

has anybody talked about meeting the autism shark yet or did she really just kept staring at their eyes like a insane person (again)?

>>71746266
Kaela mentioned her just now.

>>71746096
cookies and tea and whatever kaela's goodie bag had in it

>>71746467
a timestamp would be nice when she is done streaming.

>>71746096
I like to think she hasn't brushed her teeth since she's been in japan

i seriously thought gura would stream more with kaela after they did the ID minecraft tour, they got along really well I thought. but then I realize it's often that way with gura, but doesn't stream enough for her to establish gamer friendships within hololive

>>71746728
Retard.

>>71739707
God, she's so small. She's my perfect wife.

>>71746814
to be called that by someone like you is a compliment because you don't know what that word means

>>71746728
Retard.

>>71731952
samen

>>71746983
that you type that anywhere as an insult shows you're incredibly unintelligent

>was too lazy to answer the doorbell on saturday
>mail didn't give me my package ( I think Gura statue)
>won't let me schedule redelivery
>mfw I have to go to the fucking post office

>>71747058
I've had them fake attempted delivery multiple times, pissed me off

>>71734622
I increase my reps in the cold months though, I can go harder since the cold prevents me from overheating.

>>71747142
Gg bud, keep it up, champ.

>Bring up random member
>Pretend it relates to Gura
>Shit on Gura
>Call those that notice antis

>>71747138
no one has ever stolen my shit. just fucking leave it, I hate having to sign

>>71747400
Can you give me words of encouragement too

>>71747480
I couldn't pay for mine so i will steal yours.

>>71747498
BUD LETS FUCKING GO BUD! YOU CAN DO IT BUD! YOU WERE FUCKING BORN FOR THIS! ITS IN YOUR BLOOD BRO. LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED AND GET THOSE SHREDS GOING BRO. THIS SHIT IS EASY FOR YOU AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! YOU HANDSOME LEGEND! YOU ABSOLUTE CHAMPION! I KNOW IT, YOU KNOW IT, LET'S SHOW THE WORLD THE MEANING OF GREATNESS BRO!

>>71746728
Retard.

>>71747498
DO IT FOR ME, DO IT FOR YOU, DO IT FOR HER AND DO IT FOR ZYZZ!!!

>>71747916
>>71748107
I am having a very very bad month. It’s crazy how your guys’ words actually make me feel better. Thank you.

>>71747498
DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY BRO. SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO IT. MIGHT AS WELL BE YOU BRO.

>>71748666
I’ve never felt such motivation before. With the chumbuds help, I will conquer this week.

>>71748591
Legends aren't born, bud. Legends are made.
>>71748107

Yea, we got this. This is still the Gym Giant General, last time I checked.

>>71732892
I checked the timestamp briefly, didn't seem to say much. Seems that Koyori picked the song and Gura is cute from what I gathered.

Gura cute Gura cute!

We'll have to wait, like always, for other members to give us Gura info. Kinda like Kaela did today. Gura doesn't give us much or go into any detail. She'll just say "oh we talked about a lot of stuff." I remember her saying that about Fauna and now Mumei. She might have said that about others in the past, I just forgot. I was hoping she would have met some more jp members this year. Instead of, "I just made friendly eye contact."

>>71746728
I was hoping she would, but didn't really expect it. You can't believe anything that girl says. I kinda felt bad for Kaela, oh and Okayu after Gura built that trident.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Gura hot Gura hot!

>>71750887

>>71750935
God I love her

>>71750935
why is this little brat always trying to seduce me...

cum shark

>>71751291
my cum in my shark

im gonna sleep. if gura does a space remember to thank me