/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71728144
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>71728144
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

>>71728153
amen

>>71728153
Amen.
sesbian lex

>>71728153
amen

>>71728153
Amen.

My anxiety recently reached my vtuber hobby so I'm glad to hear the boys talk about how much they love their managers, the company and their future goals, soothes me a bit

>>71728590
we’ve never been in such a good position before, expo 24 is gonna kickstart a new golden era, trust. i hope you can look upon your oshis and use them as fuel for a healthy mindset! chu anon

https://youtu.be/B1clJQARhQ8?si=v6MoIeVx1Ocz80tX
Survival StarColle is out

>>71728729
Good to be proven wrong about it not being uploaded. Though it is still strange that the New Year one wasn't uploaded individually.

>>71728729
>in starsEN
>speaks japanese
his voice does sound like a royalty when speaking jp

They really like capybaras, huh?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1769563456787685502

>>71728729
Banchou so cool...

>>71728952
it's the same with axel

I'm going down a dark path thinking about Shinri's sensitive nipples

>>71728729
ok, that made me chuckle.

>>71729078
isn't that given desu

Has Ruze ever mentioned his home country / nationality on his streams? His descriptions seem somewhat familiar but I can't figure it out. I know the rest of armis has been fairly open about that.

>>71729187
yeah he's hinted his mid-western but now in an est timezone

>>71729481
*he's

Is Bettel contagious?

>>71728729
>axel playing the straight guy in the chaos
Somehow it just fits.

>>71728952
>royalty
>T. REXFORD
>Rex
>king
in his DNA

>>71729631
idk why you need to reference his name when his lore is that he is a prince

https://twitter.com/pewpawpo/status/1769604234226303407

>>71728729
this is the dumbest shit I love it

>>71728952
I hope banchou keeps chasing his voice acting dream, I love it

>>71728729
Jurard and octavio being on screens compared to the rest is so jarring that it becomes humorous

MAMA ON HIS IDOL ARC NOT A DRILL HE HAS 3D AND IS ON DA TELLY STAGE
https://youtu.be/L6yxzQEHUlo
https://youtu.be/L6yxzQEHUlo

>>71730468
NINTENDO PLEASE LET THE BOYS USE YOUR SONGS

>>71730468
cute
anyone knows what song is supposed to be playing here?

>>71730468
he isn't on the telly if he isn't live
but cute dumbass

>>71730571
it's the recent pokedance trend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vikINVCvqCE

>>71730468
those hip movements

Cant believe league is my only sustenance as a leaderclown main and a shiny spicy enjoyer

nintentoddlers get the rope

>>71730468
I love him

>>71728153
Amen. Good morning, /MANS/!

>>71731937
this is art from /here/ right

>>71732055
would you prefer me to lie

>>71732055
https://twitter.com/Oraclejester/status/1768752433700970553

>>71728729
>banchou and axel the only one's speaking jp
my lazy stars...

>>71728952
isit weird that i like JP banchou way more?

https://youtu.be/ylgXakjblFU?t=3165
https://youtu.be/407pHRJHZIE?t=3195

>>71733028
Dingo-kun...

>>71730468
That's my future idol!

>>71733028
the cut off makes it funnier

>>71730468
Ewwtare and shitri onstage when?

>>71733933
Ewwtare can only do fortnite dances

fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it fuck you bettel don't do it

>>71734205
Awwtare will fuck your mother, father, family dog, then you

>>71734320
go to bed phantom

>>71734354
Dont threaten anons with a good time

https://twitter.com/_Wren_pov/status/1769681445503598861

If only Bettel had graduated

>>71734354
This is why your mother hates you ewwtare

>No Ruze this week
>No Altare this week
I'll die for real.

>>71735349
you'll get pre-recorded ruze and altare in the karaoke

I miss banchou

>>71735453
That is not enough I am going to die.

>>71732932
his pronunciation is already plenty jouzu; even if he doesn't get fluent any time soon, his passionate weeb powers can carry him through the scripts they'll throw at him

>>71735349
watch hakka

>>71735598
they're fucking

>>71735570
I watch all the boys but that is not enough I am going to die without my oshis.

>>71735598
they’re sipping melon highball and laughing at us right now

>>71734320
>watch this

>>71735598

>>71735598
Cute

>>71735349
i need them to take me with them onegai

>>71735598
Of course only white men of a whole branch would get along

>>71736037
Ruze is literally yellow.

>>71736103
Yeah and Flayon is white

>>71735349
Wait why is blue fuck not streaming? I thought he moved all of last week's streams for this one

>>71736131
gavis bettel infecting everything he touches

>>71736131
He said way back when that he would take a few days break in March to travel with friends so I assume that's why

>>71736131
making up for lost victims while he was sick

>>71736275
I knew I should've stayed in Japan longer...

>>71736131
Literally too lazy to care. He's been doing this shit for months, nearly as bad as Bettel, but his sycophants will crucify you if you mention it

>>71735598
If Bettel drags him into a League arc I'll be very disappointed in everyone involved.

>>71736539
i think you niggas should learn league, it's actually fun to watch if you understand

>>71736550
>it's actually fun to watch if you understand
No it isn't.

is banchou on his way home too?

>>71736593
Not sure, Ruze and GB are going on break so maybe those guys are going around JP together?

>>71736676
>GB are going on break
How do you know?

>>71736577
can't teach an old dog new tricks

Wtf is wrong with yt? It's refusing to play ads which prevents me from watching any vids whatsoever

>>71736872
try getting an ad block, maybe.

>>71736550
I tried playing league and it was the most miserable time I've ever had playing a videogame

Need Octavio in something reminiscent to this

>>71736928
You think I haven't tried everything possible? No cleaning,changing extensions or browsers helps. I asked because maybe someone else has this issue, maybe it's regional here in the baltics

>>71737034
How should I know what you've tried, anon.
It works for me in the EU but I've got premium.

>>71736512
Well yeah, he's been in Japan for months, getting ready for the 3D and now they have something else going too

>>71736512
I'm pretty sure this was when he said he'd be traveling with friends for a week like way back in January but go off I guess.

>>71736969
i have a lot of faith in his mama to make him amazing outfits
i hope he doesn't go for a casual one as his first

>>71737265
pump the pup

>>71737265
The Mario Party's Yoshi sticker

Flower fairy is talking about stars EN

>>71737034
Might be something on where you live then because it's working fine for me, did you check if was working on the mobile app?

>>71737296

Miyabi said Flay is "super cute" and "like a small animal"

>>71737534
blush doko?
t. yume

>>71737533
Accurate description

>>71737534
hehe~

>>71736512
I'm going to be honest, I've been feeling like shit for a while now and I just have to vent.
I had Altare as my oshi for a year and a half, and I regret everything I have spent on him, my time, my energy, my money. This sunk-cost upset me so much I haven't been sleeping well and think that maybe I need to get away from vtubers for a while. I've been here from the start, I was neutral to him at the start but I gradually came to love him. I'd see people make wild accusations towards him and I'd defend him. I'd worry about him when he was getting hate, whether from holoen fans, antis in general, other tempuras during January 2023 during the whole vesper-altare rrats, the whole shitstorm that happened when he said something in passing that catalog still uses to shit on him. I was so sure about the kind of person he was, I thought he was an earnest person, and I thought he tried, tried to be a better person, a better leader, a better idol.
But I have seen so much disappointment as his fan that I don't even know what to feel. He has grown very complacent, he doesn't go out of his comfort zone and takes his audience for granted. I felt this since his London trip, the number of streams decreased, and the one this I could say was consistent about him was his consistency, but even that vanished. I'm not saying he has to stream twice a day like in the beginning but his "eepy""head hort""depression hort" issues have grown while he doesn't do anything to solve it. He gets sick out of his own carelessness and doesn't stream, then doesn't take medicine so he doesn't stream for even longer, like he's purposefully staying sick to avoid having to stream. He doesn't do karaokes anymore, where are the valentines and white day streams? I was getting sick and tired of his inconsistency so I has decided to leave, but he dropped Everything goes on so I fought with myself to find a reason to stay, but that was the last cover we got. How am I supposed to recommend him to anyone when he doesn't even sing karaokes or Release covers, which are the best way to attract new viewers. Even Bettel takes music seriously than him it's not even funny anymore. NTR is dead in the water too. I'd renewed hope after his 3D, hoping things would get back to normal, but he's still been a disappointment. I was looking forward to expo talk but right now he's the only one in tempus to not have talked about it, I was looking forward to it so much that when he was the only one not doing it, I started seeing red, this was the last straw, my supposed oshi cannot even express his appreciation to his fans who came all the way there just to visit him. Just sickening.
I know he has seen many of his fans move to the other boys, other vtubers or those who have just dropped vtubers as a whole. In hindsight this has all been his own fault. He doesn't deserve the love his fans pour onto him, the effort, the time, the energy. Axel makes a better leader than him, Bettel and Ruze are more entertaining than him, Hakka and Octavio make better idols, I regret having him as my oshi, if only I'd chosen one of the other boys at the start. I hope they leave him out of every group activity like they did with that Among us Collab, because I seriously can't stand him anymore. It's true that the greatest fans become the greatest antis, but I don't want to spend anything on him anymore, not even hatred. I have seen fewer and fewer posts about him here and on Twitter in the past few months, and it gives me a strange feeling of satisfaction seeing him fade into irrelevancy, that is just what he deserves. I wish someone shook some sense into him but I know he's just going to go to shit again. Go fuck yourself you lazy, selfish, ungrateful, stupid fuck, you are never going to amount to anything.

rumao

New copypasta just dropped

Oh hey another vent essay

Altare should do the fishing minigame in Ultrakill

>>71738081
There's a fishing minigame!?

Wau

>you just lost a customer!

Boy I'm glad I love Shinri. :)

Miyabi is being real cute about Flayon and Altare

>>71737789

I love my cute blue wife

>>71738244
i like to imagine them fighting for his affection

who's streamin today

Do what do we think, Ruzaders?

abayo

>>71738383
what am i lookin at here

He's pretty

Those drinks look disgusting

>>71738358
The winner gets to have his hole desecrated

>doxxing
Holy damn

>>71738502
truly an honor....

>>71738081
Yeah. It got brought in as a small update (timewise, after leader did act 2, but before Layer 7 became a thing)
It's one of the secret levels though. there's also a brief denpa visual novel and a Crash Bandicoot level
He should do the secret levels. There's bonus bosses as well but i don't think having him eat shit for several hours will make for a good stream.

>>71738270
w-whoa
thank you for the food, anon. chu~

I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

>>71738383
>google search this video check his twitter and his youtube archive
>tfw now i have forbidden knowledge
someone kill me

>>71738555
I think I've said this before here but I just want him to start the game over so he gets a better feel for it again and try to finish it to near completion, it's that good of a game.

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1769740551434453482

This thread really is filled now with doxxsisters

>>71737462
Yeah, it works fine on mobile. I didn't think to check before since I barely watch yt on my phone. Whatever, I'll get it sorted out, thanks for replying

He looks like he's seen some shit ngl

>>71738383
Guy on the right looks like he'd place 3rd at a Vinesauce lookalike competition.
Guy on the left has a braid goddamn

SOMEONE KILL ME RIGHT NOW WHY DID I LOOK AT HIS TWITTER

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1769740551434453482

>>71738678
Finally it got officially announced

>How do we know that the Axel we see now isn't the Isekai'd one...
Its a dress down casual :(

>>71737924
Wow. I would say to give him a one more chance, since he is in Japan and being a tourist, having fun with the boys. Axelotls go through the same thing during JP arcs, no streams, drunk aniki and he gets down in the dumps. But maybe you are just burnt up in general and it is a good idea to just take a break and clear up your head. At least Altare is still around and appreciates the fanart and cosplays. Can't say the same about my bitch ass kamioshi that just up and left our asses

>>71738588
truly the most insane thing to come of this place.

>>71738735
>isekai
Casual outfit hate

>>71738685
always has been

wait you guys said the boys HATE magni. why are they in japan with him

>>71738383
Look old as hell

Schizos writing obsessive essays about hating Altare and getting laughed at - /mans/ is back, baby!

>>71738839
who said that???

>>71738383
bettel is so fucking ugly i'm sorry but it's true, why does he insist on looking like that

>>71738735
Please please please just drop the isekai bullshit
Nobody even likes isekai anymore

>>71738868
he doesn't have his makeup on okay.

>Axel opens the thread to read the outfit announcement reactions
>this thread right now
lol unlucky I guess

>>71738588
HOLY KEK congrats on finding yourself I guess

>>71738789
Idk, I consider the flayonabuse mommy fics and the forcefeeding peanut butter fetishist to be worse. At least unintentionally turned gay anon was operating from a place of trying to make it consensual and enjoyable. Bettel ryonas and cannibalotls don’t do so hot either.

>>71738868
Bettel is cute but he's cuter as an anime boy as they all are and should remain

>>71738502
kek

>>71738588
Who has the audio reading of this? Kek

Bettel would rape you and not even feel an ounce of remorse

You complain but you fuckers aren't even reporting it, doxxshit gets deleted pretty quickly usually

bettel looks like how i imagine ruze to look like

>>71738923
Oh yeah that reminds me, I need to record peanutbutter anon's glorious post

>>71738988
It's midnight for SEA the jannies are sleeping

>>71738923
>flayonabuse mommy fics and the forcefeeding peanut butter fetishist
that is fine to me because it's all just fanfiction, while that post might be BS it's set up as something that happened to that anon rather than a fantasy

>>71738978
He is a literal stick, just because he would doesn't mean he could

I want to climb Axel

>>71738978
>Bettel
>Not getting raped

>>71738735
>Casual outfit
Ok
>Cat themed
Oof
Happy for dingo though

>>71738839
You read my schizoposts wrong
It's not the boys that hate him, it's a boy. singular.
Me.
I want to hatefuck that piece of shit like you wouldn't believe.
I wanna pound that retard harder than he pounds those boxing bags.
I wanna put makeup on that whore just so I can make that mascara run.
FUCK. MAGNI.

>>71739121
>>Cat themed
Dumbass?

you have a separate website to discuss what they look like. leave

Sigh... have fun guys, we're clearly getting raid for some reason. Good luck

>>71739071
>jerking off to leader plowing your hole and you enjoying it
WORSE than
>rape, gore, abuse, dismemberment, asphyxiation, childhood sexual trauma
ogey

Bettel hate, really becoming the worst version of Magni, making the other boys dissolve the border between the RM and vtuber content

>>71738884
It's reverse isekai retard they're already in a fantasy world

Why do women like to roleplay as men who rape other men so much

>>71739180
you're totally misunderstanding what i'm saying

>>71738735
So he's some kinda cat now?
cool

>Mass Delete
Finally mods are based for the first time since 2005

>>71739209
Power fantasy.

woah

>>71739086
Made for taking ojisan dick in a Japanese back alley while drunk.

>>71739209
Rape is funny

Holy deleted.

>>71739292
Really? I made a rape joke once I was chided by my wife for it though

>>71739292
I've heard that rape is a horrible crime worse than murder and leaves you traumatized for decades, but now it's "funny" huh...

>>71738735
I don't like the idea of it being more casual, but I'm getting Jesse Pinkman vibes from it. Also cat ears in honor of Jerry (the good one) (not the FAGGOT JOBBING PAVEMENT APE WHO LOST US THE GAME AGAINST HOLOX)

>>71739209
It's hot when boys struggle

https://twitter.com/licwiz1103/status/1769639584093315302

>>71739209
The same reason men like to do it.

>>71739366
It's funny if it happens to Gavis Bettel and (you)

>>71739417
Cuuuute~

They really did sweep it up

Konbini mama in 9.5 hrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofQx2LKPWLM

Who is the Yoko Ono of StarsEn?

Don't you just love how much more active Bettel has been on his own account

did you not get banned nigga

get out

MAGNI
DEZMOND

>>71739496
Don't think I've seen so many deleted posts at once in many, many months.

>>71739449
>Finding Bettel naked from the waist down behind a dumpster with two black eyes.
>He's crying and trying to clean himself up and get dressed.
Funniest shit I've heard all day.

>>71739581
>>71739659

>>71739581
Bettel. Attached himself to Magni, leeched all of his fans and made him quit. Now trying to attach himself to the next rising star to leech the popularity from him as well

>>71739606
Not hard to dodge with smart fridges

>>71739209
Because they're too shy to rape eachother on stream

schizophrenia hours mama needs to hurry with the meds

>>71739666
Very true, satan
>>71739686
Can't be, he's actually entertaining unlike Yoko and her screeching

>>71739670

>>71738904
to be fair we already knew about it, he made the announcement yesterday on stream

>>71739787
>Bettel
>Entertaining with his screeching
Yeah sure.

>>71739753
Been a while since we had some good ol schizo meltdown, we are so back

>>71738784
Maybe you're right, I might be burnt-out in general I don't know. I don't even know how to describe what I'm feeling, disappointment doesn't cut it. I guess the whole expectations-disappointment cycle keeps repeating so much that it's exhausting. All these emotions might subside after a while but I don't know if I'll ever think of him the same way I did before. I understand I'm being kinda emotional right now but it's the straw that broke the camel's back and yada yada, I'm going to take a break from vtubers for a while really.
Re' spoiler, I'm going to be honest, if he doesn't have the drive to better himself and just wants to stay comfortably without putting any effort into his content, I'd rather he just graduate. I've watched holostars for longer than he has been in it, the group doesn't need a lazy, ungrateful, unmotivated "talent" dragging everyone down, especially if he's supposed to be the leader

>>71728144
Gavis Cattel and Flayon x Meowchinya 可愛い

I'm getting my plushies today

Shinri... your hoarding...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1769730615564234849

Holy larp.

>>71740085
Picrel energy

>>71740097
idk what the point is even kek

>>71740085
his body is way too large

>>71740085
got that whitebeard neck

>>71740042
Please check back in 3-8 days and let us know if you started menstruating (genuinely, seems like it might be hormonal if you’re blowing up about minor things in a cyclical fashion every month. Not to say your grievances aren’t valid, they are, but the reaction seems outsized.)

Bettel calling Axel a dingo made my neurons dance
I think I just like it when people call him dingo

>>71740152
Shh he's trying to get into Pecxodia

>>71740139
sometimes venting just feels good and helps you clear your head a bit, i know i needed it during some bad times last summer

>>71740139
Spread misinformation on basket weaving forums.

>>71740095
kek

rape machina x flayon

>>71740085
Necc Banchou scares me.

>>71740085
I read that you were getting your pussy today and thought you were thaj

>>71740095
I luv my dragon mama...

It feels like I dodged a bullet getting here just now

shinri is the best kind of friend because you can always go to his place to raid his snacks

>>71740247
his nesting instinct is strong

>>71740198
Well do I have good news for you, everyone calls him Dingo because that's his codename for when they go out. Yeah, they told everyone what codename they use in public, they aren't very bright

>>71739935
That's me, btw.

>>71739935
WHEN WILL THE SORAWRITY COME TO LIFE SO WE CAN TEACH THESE BRATTY SLIMES A LESSON

>>71740309
woke up at exactly the right time, I see
go us

>>71740392
>grinding your ass against the enemy leader's face
whore

When is the karaoke?

>>71740139
People have been trying to come up with reasons why everyone should totally hate Altare since debut, and they're still terrible at it. Nothing new.

>>71740506
Tuesday night JST (morning in NA)

>>71740453
Learned from the best~

>>71740366
>Call Axel "Dingo"
>Call Bettel "Clown"
Waiting on one of them to call Hakka "mi hermanito"

>>71740453
The slimes are just learning from leader

>>71740506
TOMORROW!!!!!

>>71740366
Oh yeah I think I heard someone talked about their codenames but I didn't see that stream

>>71740171
I haven't really blown-up before not going to lie, not in regards to Altare or in general for a long while. For the past year at least. I mostly just lurk during streams or Twitter or here. I don't really post much. Might be too stressed out right now, and like I said the straw that broke the camel's back thing. Reading back on what I wrote I get why you'd think the reaction is outsized, I used to laugh at schizos but now it seems I've become one myself.

me, a ruzader, wants to be a beetle.

The boys talking and joking about Magni was nice

>>71740668
NO
HERMIT CRAB

>>71740740
):< BEETLES ARE COOLER

>>71740766
Looks like there's more than one schizo here after all

>>71740722

magni is literally coming back. dunno about vesper though

>>71740822
so ugly

What about grubs

>>71740822
cutie

>>71740668
YOU GOOBERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CRUSTACEANS WITH SOUP CANS TO COVER YOUR SQUISHY BITS
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71740722
remember when magni dezmond said "YEAH"

>>71740822
I loved him...

>>71740867
ew nigga

>>71740822
He really is a visionary

>>71740897
I always loved it when he said "Yeah!"

hermit crab has the most potential for easy customization by individual fans no matter what their drawing skill is

>>71740896
but how do we give him soup if we wear the soup cans...

>>71740250
dubcon machina x flayon

>>71741002
How draw crab claw

>>71741004
he's forced to hold the actual soup in his hands like that one episode of Dororo

>>71741004
hermit crabs use empty molluscs, use empty soups!

>>71740822
Called someone a nigger in honor of the mag today

>>71740929
>>71740947

>>71741181
Nice work, mite

>>71741069

>>71741301
Woah

>>71741202

>>71741340
You have no idea how much I loved this face, it was perfect

>>71741301
cute...

>>71741301
Is that a ruzemite

>>71729519

So much ugliness

>>71741510
Maybe stop looking in the mirror then

>>71741496
Altare, Bettel and Ruze have always had bad luck though

I no longer wish to have sex with Gavis Bettel

gavis bettel but he french

>>71741496
Getting hit with the Gen1 1/256 miss glitch in your first battle during a nuzlocke is rough

>>71741680
why?

>>71741496
this made me wish again they had the gba pokemon perms for a nuzlocke race. whether it's just casual and chatting or somewhat sweaty, doesn't matter

Is Octavio's matcha stream worth a watch?

>>71741680
Saved yourself an STD or two dozen

>>71741680
he's busy getting railed by the other stars, you never had a chance anyway

SEX WITH SHINRI!!!

>>71741809
>>71741877

remind me again why we hate women

>>71741981
Whores wear eyeliner to go walk the streets at 2am

>>71741973
NOT SEX WITH VESPER!!!

>>71742027
He does at all times of the day!

>>71741973
SHINRI'S NIPPLES

>>71741973
Paizuri with mama.

>>71741867
He acted like a little freak but if you're not into snack reviews then it's not really worth

>>71741867
it's fun but it starts half an hour in

>>71741867
If you like food reviews sure

>>71742094
Always on the job!

>>71741973
TToTT

>>71741058
sexually harass machina x flayon

>>71742319
That's exactly what Miyabi did to him!
No actually Miyabi said that they ate a lunch at same table when all of the stars met. He said Flayon reminded him of a forest animal with how cute he was

How long did it take each boy to debut their fan mascots?

>>71738588
I would pay a huge amount of money so that one of our whores will say this in a voice pack.

>>71742669
lucky bastard... (both of them)

Do you think any of the boys have experienced chikan while using the trains in japan?

>>71742878
ruze and goldie did

>>71742878
Didn't Axel last year
>>71742932
what happened

>>71742689
Magni did it real early, like a month in I think?
Altare on his birthday, Axel, Hakka and Shinri shortly after.
Flayon a couple of months later.
GB probably a month after debut.
Bettel about a year after debut.

>>71742981
>I got my black blown out on the train during rush hour
t. Goldbullet

...yeah?
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1769761855663202783

>>71743087
kek

>>71743087
HUH

>>71743066
kek

>>71743066
buck back breaking

>>71743087
I know he's making fun but I'm just thinking of shotaxel

>>71743087
does altare actually have a scat fetish or is it just a bit

>>71743087
kek now wouldn't that be something...

>>71743347
That's a requirement for all stars en talents

>>71743544
she draws them so hot

>>71743087
I guess it's like a revers isakai thing then?

>>71743087
Why did I think of trainshitter

The 1440p framegrab is too big for 4chan, so I put it on Nekobako: https://files.catbox.moe/pqeate.png

>>71743544
mating with rabbit flayon

>>71743639
Because trainshitter is Axel

THIS IS WHO JURARD REMINDS ME OF HOLY SHIT

>>71743653
Look at all those idiots

>>71743653
Oh thanks anon
stars rabu

>>71743747
you mean whores

>>71743739
He's talked about looking like Grell multiple timeS kek

>>71743463
does altare wear a diaper too or does he force everyone else to wear them as a humiliation ritual?

>>71743739
internet explorer anon..

>>71744028
Altare is Pamperchu

>>71743936
Not mutually exclusive

>>71743087
What

>>71743544
cool

Shinri's live in 8 hours, do we want him as OP

>>71744431
Yes

>>71744431
I want his dick in my mouth

>>71744672

>>71744431
yes

The anisong karaoke made me go back and watch that 3d karaoke the jp boys did 2 years ago. Watching them goof off and do little skits while singing was so cute ToT.. hopefully the en boys get a chance to do a 3d karaoke together after they all get their 3ds

>>71743087
I thought we were rid of the diaper fetishist

>>71740822
>>71740929
>>71741202
I love how I never see anyone post the 2.0 Magni kek its always the old Magni

>>71745282
old magni was sovl

Btw I said in the past that in /VT/ League we usually lose in the quarterfinals for the team that ends up reaching the finals and this time, even though we lost in the round of 16, the team we lost to did indeed reach and win the finals. So... maintaining the tradition I guess

Is it mama posting hours

>>71745504
we'll gettem next time

>>71745504
Doesn't hurt too bad to lose to the winners

>>71745282
There arent as many react images of him and some of these came from the first couple months ang just get reused a lot

whens mama shiri gonna breast feed me ToT

>>71745568
Always

>>71745689
honestly quite incredible

>>71745689
honestly quite incredible

>>71745504
Ending up 15/42 is pretty good considering our serial jobbing

>>71741496
Wait playing Pokemon in JP because the wording is fairly easy for someone learning the language...thats a good way to make studying fun.