/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

I will protect my cute daughterwife forever!
But first, it's time for eep

time to keel over, wake me up when Gura tweets

Gura cute Gura cute!

Goob night...

I guess no surprise announcements then? Well, time to crash into my bed and dream of Gura.

tweet and space soon

i guess i'll listen to mayo dog to see if she mentions goob

Im eepy too, gonna schedule a tweet then pass out

Tokyo Wabi-Sabi Lullaby became my second favorite Gura Holofes performance.

>>71653139
please mention it if she does ty

I need to sexually bully and ryona this little semen siren T u T

>>71653139
oh hey she has a dedicated translator in chat, makes this much easier

Gurass

>>71653987
rubrubrubrubrub

>>71653121
sharkdreams

>>71653139
sounds like she's about to start

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>71654293
nevermind

>>71654401
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSK4iNb6698

I dunno why but I started thinking back to the first and second year when Gura used to visit JP members' streams and type in their chats and how exited they were to see her there. I miss that type of small but positive interactions

>>71654401
samen

Gooba cute!

the shark is doing better than ever isn't she

>>71655086
I've always wondered, I've seen this image so many times, was the artist memeing? Or is there a highly devout Hololive fanartist? Who made this?

>>71655610
He's memeing
https://twitter.com/khyleri

>>71655610
some Latam artist named khyle, yeah memeing

Where's the god damn tweet Gura?

>>71655697
>>71655819
Figured, It's real cute though regardless.

>>71657160
Gura eepy after fes, we will get a tweet in our afternoon/JST morning like the twitter space.

https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1769332323697487962

>>71658011
Why is she doing that?

Wawa sang chotto matte to Gura and Gura said that sounds familiar.

Gura and Wawa went over their time on their MC and the production manager was pointing at a clock urging them to say the phrase.

MY cute shark wife

Gura and Wawa were going to do a wave the first day, but someone did a wave before them, and they had an emergency meeting to plan change and decided to do a call and response instead.

>>71659019
that "someone" is Gura and Bae

Gura wasn't watching the time as they were doing the MC and didn't notice they were going over. Kiara had to hint to her to wrap up the call and response early.

Kiara is talking a lot about her and Gura's segment. It's very cute.

>>71659147
Please refrain from being retarded while I transcribe this, since you clearly aren't paying attention to it yourself.

>>71659242
Why blaming Gura though? They did it together

>>71659269
Kiara likes to leech Gura. It's nothing new

Apparently Kiara tried to lowkey point at a clock for Gura to look at, but Gura didn't take the hint. My cute oblivious wife. Apparently Kiara was pointing to the audience at the time.

>>71659345
Because Kaira is the one telling the story

>>71659345
She wasn't blaming her for going over.

>>71659387
she's talking about their MC segment that she was fucking in, you fucking shit eating nigger.

>>71659345
Please stop being such an overly defensive autistic retard. Please. You're fucking insufferable.

>>71660409
Said the guy who defensive over Kiara in /ggg/ lmao

>>71660409
It's just the Kiara schizo again.

Koyori talking about Gura

Sex with a fembud.

The panel with Gura Kiara and Mumei was unplanned and a last second decision. Said it was just closing remarks and we didn't miss much.

>>71660855
what panel??

>>71660958
It was on some screen at the expo, they just shown up for a couple of minutes and bailed.

>>71661019
Did you saw it?

>>71661075
No, listening to Wawa twitter space, right now I'm listening to the first 30 mins I missed before I saw it.

Damn, they need to start asking for higher fees on their collab partners to give Gura a break... or maybe they already have and they're still selling everything like hotcakes and getting even more offers...

Last thing to mention is Kiara said basically no one's manager except for Calli because her's is from UMG, will push to get their music stuff done. That it's basically all up to the girls by themselves to follow up on every step of the process to get it finished. So basically blame management for Full Color never getting released because they'd rather keep Gura working on other things.

>>71662036
As expected, the Holos that release a lot of music just have more help.

>>71653987
SNIFFFFF

Is there any vod of her fes performances?

>>71663276
day 1
solo - https://files.catbox.moe/57a2i7.mp4
trio - https://files.catbox.moe/nbp9y7.mp4
mc w/ kiara - https://files.catbox.moe/vss70b.mp4
day 2 - HW
tokyo - https://files.catbox.moe/tkfjwn.mp4
mc w/ Bae - https://files.catbox.moe/tnspex.mp4

gooby

Only got like 3 hours of sleep. I hate it, I feel groggy and out of it all day. How does Gura do it?

Goob morning retards

>>71665324
goob morning douchebag

im in love with a fish, what do i do?

>>71665482
kiss the fish

Okayu just talked about Goomba.

>>71662036
ty for Kiara mentions

>>71660740
>>71666230
what did they say?

>>71666230
why?

>>71666499
>>71666308
Just fangirling about Gura's performance.

>>71666571
Which performance, date 1 or day 2?

>>71665324
Good morning faggot

>>71666571
on a scale of gura cute to gura cutex10 how gura cute was the fangirling

My Gurandma.

>>71666162
Chumbuds want to fuck this

Look at this dork

Is Gura a fembud?

I can't read but i sure love Gura!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>71666230
Trying to leech again

>>71667418
cute dork

I don’t love Gura, but I enjoy fucking her cuntent

I love Gura and fucking love her content.

I only love Gura's body and the way she moves it T u T

I don’t fuck Gura, but I enjoy brainstorming what her breath smells like

Can you guys please stop seeing her as a sex toy?

>>71669741
Okay. But only because you said please.

Wow, even when she's back she's still irrelevant? What happened? Why is this thread slower than Lia from Phase Connect's?

>>71669741
Sorry, my reaction to her erotic adult body is involuntary. God I want to bury myself between her legs and make her squeal

>>71669885
Everyone’s still sleeping anon.

>>71669885
retard

So next stream in a month?

>>71670343
She's streaming in my mouth though?

>>71670343
I can see this going 1 of 2 ways.
Either we get a stream in 3 weeks, or 3 months.

>>71670496
sex

>>71670594

Boom baby

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taiwan?

>>71670640
Please post this more. It’s one of my favorites, chumbie

Will Gura off collab with the Bau Baus and the worst Ravencroft in Japan?

>>71672180
Unlikely, she said she was busy

My breath smells like dog food

>>71672614
Stop eating dog food

>>71670974
>Sushiro restaurant
Considering that gooba sushi is their highest selling product in its history that not even Genshin Impact can do shows that everyone is going there. Including fembuds.

>>71672180
You would have to bait her with a mediator especially if its FWMC since thats two whole new people to interact with, though she at least talked about them so thats a edge over Nerissa.

Do girls edge when they jerk off or is that just a guy thing?

>>71673252
Women don't have a refractory period, so they can cum as many times as they want. That being said, they can probably edge as well, the more techniques, the merrier.

>>71672614
keep eating dog food, gura ate dog food and look at her now. That other anon is trying to keep you down

>>71672614
Eat more dog food.

>>71672614
tasty

This years fes was pretty good. Got a lot of Gura.

>>71652772
>>71652772
If Gura was showing the way to how put her with the show can we.?
There is more than you to Gura has to be without her show for we to find her.?

>>71673452
I've always thought of female orgasms as something that just happens to them via stimulation vs.something they do like ejeculating

Redpill me on Gura

>>71676632
Watch Lucky Star and then non non byori

>>71676539
Please learn how to speak English

>>71676716
What did anon mean by this?

>>71654791
Kind of hard to do when you’re asleep or working. She sometimes watches okayu since her streams are earlier

>>71660531
>>71660650
A tale of two anons. Can you guess which one actually watches Gura?

Chances of another twitter space?

>>71678170
Low, it’s 4am right now and today is probably her only day off

>>71678259
she already told us she's busy today if you can't be bothered to listen to a sixteen minute space why are you even commenting on it

I am the one who loves Gura the most.

>>71678728
I don’t have X and the gofile isn’t letting me download it. Thanks for making me feel fake

>>71679843
You have a lot of competition across the internet on that one, anon. Especially against Yuko from Idol-EN and Fauna.

Kneel

>>71680038
Why are you doing this

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>71680195

>>71680018
>Yuko from Idol-EN
Actual fake chumbud who only mentioned her for shorts buff.

>>71654401
samen

>>71680018
Fauna probably isn’t even top 5. If you haven’t goomed to her you’re not top 5. Yuko and Okayu might’ve

Stop listening to her tummy!!!!

>>71670343
Yep. She needed a month to prepare for Japan, she'll need at least another month when she gets back.

I need to get up and shower but my bed is so warm and comfy

>>71681353
Turn the heat up high

>>71680446
I’m not one to defend whores but she was a fan before idol

>>71681588
From what I understand she was clueless about things as popular as the bathtub pizza story. I've never seen her talk about Gura a single time, except for the short that came out when a bunch of people in Idol made a short mentioning Gura in one way or another because that was hot in the algorithm.

I slept so hard I woke up in the middle of it with sleep paralysis. Crazy.
I'm also still in bed and don't want to get up. Might even go back to sleep.

>>71680815
They say if you put your ear next to her cunny you can hear the ocean

>>71681973
Does Gura have a cunny in fish form?

>>71681944
Get some rest Gura you need it. Also if they are making you do some bad things sewer work as you call it there are people that can help you get out of it there is help for you. Also, make sure you get something good to eat and make the company pay for it.

>>71681973
I heard if you put your ear next to her butt you can sometimes hear a quiet *pffft*

>>71680815
But it's so cute and her disliking it just makes me want to listen to it more

>>71680018
>Yuko
Yuko will never be Gura. She got popular by whoring herself out like an ethot fleshtuber and let a Discord groomer cuck her fans

Was it worth the ghosting?
Will it be worth the ghosting she does afterward?

Gura cute

>>71682401
>Ghosting
She ghosted us in August but this wasn't a ghosting arc since she told us she was very busy and she mentioned it again on her twitter space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJivnWf0RIs

>>71682564
Gura can’t ghost us, she’s an entertainer. If you think Gura ghosted us then you never been ghosted before and you would probably unironically kill yourself if a crush ever did do that to you.

>>71666230
clip?

Gura is not a ghost she is a shared schizophrenic delusion

they always tell me to take my meds, but when I take my meds, Gura disappears. last time they forced me and she disappeared for like 5 months! I felt so cold and lonely without her...

>>71682933
I love gura so much

>>71684095
She is a treasure.

>>71684081
All her movements are somehow erotic.

I think that was that first long deep sleep I've had in over a week. Now that I've actually forced myself to get out of bed and moved around a while I've noticed that I'm actually energized and focused, it's a nice change.
Anyway I LOVE GURA!!

>>71680082

>>71684081
>>71684609
So chubby

I feel a little bit empty inside at the moment. It's a bit like flying back home from a fun trip.

>>71676632
Despite what chumduds here say gura has a thicc bushy pucci ToT

>>71686133
fuck off anti

-trio with Danchou and Koyori
-solo Vocaloid song
-MC with kiara
-wabi sabi
-MC with bae
-xitter space
did i miss anything?

>>71681931
During their debut week the catalog kept talking about it. She even bought two dakis

>>71686133
It's true. She likes it because it holds her musky aroma.

>>71686340
Look at how she moves her slender body here and then >>71684609 it's clear she gained some weight

>>71686759
wtf are you talking about haha

>>71686133
Nop, shes completely smooth all around in both directions
>picrel

>>71686873
H-Hot...

>>71686860
He's touched in the head.

I think it's pretty obvious at this point that the fat gura shitposting guy is just being a little jokester.

Im so fucking proud of my sharkwife once again. She had a lot of stage appearances and did great in all of them

>>71686860
Her elbows don't touch her torso anymore

>>71686873
Denticles are smooth?

Im gonna do it buds. Im gonna work extra hard on my JP reps and my weight reps this year. I WILL go to fes next year and I WILL marry this cute shark, I love her more than anything!

>>71686984
no, the hairy pucci guy is being a jokester. the fat guy is an anti

>>71687031
And she had TWO! Very cute MC segments!

>>71687240
Ganbatte. You do realize that you have to win a raffle to get the right to buy the tickets though?

>>71687354
Yes and no, they also do last minute open sales with a limited amount of tickets if you don't get lucky with any of the lotteries. I also believe it's possible to buy from a reseller if you're that desperate

>>71687354
why don't they build a bigger venue themselves and rent it out like they said they were going to do with the studio

'Ate barracuda
Love borger
Love me shark
Simple as

I want her signed cutout...

>>71687575
Why don’t they just make the venue all of Japan so holofes is the whole thing

Between Gura, Bae, Moona and Sora popping off the Honeywork stage won the fes.

>>71688952
didn't you see the advertisements that's what holocities is.

gura get back on twitter and like this

>>71688958
i'll have to watch it, hard to imagine it could top doggo's flip, risu's singing and kiara's dancing

>>71688958
Koone...

I hope all of Gura's wives are taking care of her in Japan, I don't want anything bad to happen to her while she's carrying my child.

>>71689264
It also had Kiara/Kobo and Shion.

>>71689301
Korone was great as well but HW was just too good. Sora was just insane, I really wish Gura would cover that song but she hate mixers.

>>71689388
Anon I meant Korone's HWs song

>>71655355
What is this? Did Holo do an irl concert?
Sorry I'm new

>>71689423
I missed it...

>>71689480
Remember when Gura said she was preparing for fes a few weeks ago?

>>71689535
Should be in the free portion, it was song number 2 I think.

>>71689480
This has got to be a level of new never witnessed before

>>71689480
you just missed it

>>71689631
Sugoi... It's like he's straight out of the womb...

Her dancing has gotten better and the wink was amazing. I do prefer Megu Megu Fire though.

Tokyo wasabi lullaby was amazing live!

>>71689631
Its comforting to know Goobus is still attracting new fans at all time

>>71689747
He'll be shitposting in no time.

>>71689904
Her dancing was cute for a fatty like her

>>71690403
Good afternoon sister.

>>71687575
You need permits, money, and making it private would be tough

>>71690663
That anon is so retarded thinking cover can just build a new venue in a place like japan where real state is a nightmare let alone finding land to build a large venue.

>>71690846
why does japan not simply level the mountains? that's what I did in simcity

>>71690846
Just build it underground then. :3

I want sushi

>>71690846
Cover can just build a new venue in a place like Japan. They have construction workers there too who do construction work building things.

>>71691124

>>71691124
Is this AI?

>>71691261
Why does cover not simply build a hololive geofront

>>71691456
yes

Just build it in space. it's free real estate.

>>71691505
Or they could make their own HoloIsland like that oiler country did.

What's next for gura now, will she go back to streaming this week?

>>71691733
she said she's very busy, so prolly not

>>71691733
shes taking her 3 month break until her bday

>>71691785
she doesn't count twitter spaces as streams (incorrect she is streaming audio)

>>71691733
She doesn't even know when she will be back home and she doesn't plan to stream until then

I hope we get at least one stream kinda soon I thought of a good fes superchat that I think she'll really like.

>>71692403
No hesitation

Doing this stuff really does make her shork brain turn into slushie poo poo and she doesn't have the greatest constitution already.
But she really is trying her best, you know. Please be patient with my daughterwife.

Just what could she be so busy with?

Why doesn't she make love to me anymore?

>>71693211
stuffs

>>71693211
Me

>>71693211
isn't it usually nothing, or something that could have taken a few days?

>>71693330
She’s just like me fr

I must've slept for like half a day after day 2 wtf
didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>71694584
read this

Can Gura just have sex with me already

>>71694738
Would you still have sex with Gura if you knew that she was having sex with all of her chumbuds, and you were like 2,200th in line?

>>71694584
Same desu
It was a good sleep. Also I LOVE GURA THE MOST!

>>71693211
they usually record their summer stuff (and probably other stuff) in advance, so that they don't have to keep going back and forth

>>71695011
Yes, public use is my fetish T u T

I'm not going to sugar coat it, I didn't like the song selection and the singing was bad because the songs doesn't suit her voice with her dodgy Japanese. She would sound better with slower songs. I only redeeming factor was the cute dancing.

>>71695486
Ok now give us the sugarcoat version

my wife

>>71695486
Well you're entitled to your opinion assuming that's how you actually feel.

>>71695909
Why does she always pose like that?

>>71696009
She wants us thinking about her butt at all times.

>>71696009
she a fish

>>71696009
It's cute and she knows we love it.

What did Gura's say?

twitterbuds did gura have anything pinned? there is nothing pinned now and I am wondering if something was unpinned or if there was nothing there to unpin

>>71696636
Let me rest for another week or two.

>>71696637
she unpinned that cover song yesterday

>>71696748
thank you

>>71696636

>>71696796
go where?!

>>71696636
Of all the twin oshis I’ve seen this is the weirdest. And I’ve seen a couple nijibuds.

>>71697233
Who do you think would be the weirdest with Gura?

>>71696294
>>71695909
This is slowly becoming her new goto pose. Next figure will probably be of it

>>71697313
That would be cute

>>71697408
my wife

>>71697279
In hololive or overall?

>>71697233
Well Pekkers is Ame's so it all makes sense.

>>71697814
Just in hololive

>>71696796
Cuteee

my hip feels "sore" my legs feel kinda stiff and I've been in bed all day

>>71697560
Actually that's my wife

>>71697814
overall

>>71697970
You have a blood clot, see a doctor immediately.

Wife soon?

>>71697970
Do a quick stretch. Specifically, the one where you sit on the floor and reach to touch your toes, and also the one where you stand and you pull your foot up and hold it behind you. That should help, chumbie.

>>71698035
I have been having hip pain for about a week now, and I mean stiff in like a "I worked out too much" way (I don't think I did though) doing certain stretches makes it feel a little better

>>71698127
Wife always.

*farts*

>>71698451
it must be very stressful for her to hold in her farts in the studio

>>71698225
thanks! that helped. I've been doing the latter while lying on my stomach until you suggested that.

>>71698451
SNIFFA SNIFFA

>>71698566
I’m happy I was able to help :3

I saw a chumbie steal gura's trident when they were cleaning up

>>71699643
What’s he gonna do with it

>>71699643
yeah me

>>71699643
I still wanna know what happened to the cutouts.

>>71699643
are we nothing more than wet roaches

>>71699643
Well I stole her socks.

>>71700150
You can't be posting that without the good end.

I starting to think she only knows how to dab and nothing more.

>>71697859
In Hololive I would say Sora or the blonde in regloss. If I were to pick by branch then Kiara for En and Zeta for ID.
>>71698002
If we’re going overall hands down the weirdest would be fan of Gura and Sara from niji
It’s weird because there is no real common ground between them. You like them for 2 vastly different reasons. This is also why Gura is so big she appeals to nearly everyone

>>71700404
I dabbed ironically for so long that I started doing it unironically. My daughterwife must be the same

>>71700404
Just a little dab will do ya.

>>71700219
I know koyori and noel wanted to talk with Gura more but this was still a surprise

I want to cuddle with my wife.

>>71701786
same desu

theres lactic acid in this drink mix. isn't that what your muscles make when they work? how can I milk that and flavor my drinks with it

>>71701786
same desu

I want to cuddle with a fembud.

>>71701885
its in dairy, and your body produces lactic acid when it breaks down carbs for energy

>>71701786
I have stinky farts right now, I want to hold her head under the covers and dutch oven her. How would she respond?

>>71702132
She would see it as a challenge and destroy you.

>>71701786
Same desu
She's made for head pats, hand holding, and cuddly wuddly huggy wuggy kissy wissys.

What fes merch did you guys get? I haven't decided what all I want yet, Im gonna get the penlight and the Gura pin for sure.

i want a gura pen

>>71702372
You bang any fembuds there?

>>71702420
Im talking about from the merch store, I wasn't able to go this year

>>71702165
I accept.

>>71702405
is

>>71702528
She would probably have a small one

>>71702602
2 actually

>>71702602
I will suck it until it gets bigger.

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>71702767
My post.

We gotta stop lusting over Gura’s cocks bros. The other anons look at us different.

>>71703155
I love my wife, I don't care what other cunts have to say about that.

>>71703155
Listen man, they need to understand that I love this girl very deeply. It doesn't matter what she looks like or if she's got a pair of cocks.

>>71703155
It's just trannies trying to push their fetishes everywhere.

>>71703447
Hypothetically speaking, who would you like to see Gura mating with those pair of you know what.

>>71703555
don't taint futa with trannies faggot

>>71703911
Looking for something to draw or something?

>>71704504
Purely speaking hypothetically.

>>71703911
i want her in both my holes

>>71704649
Ok, but WHO

>>71704649
fembud?

>>71704542
Hmmm Shion and Aqua at once.