/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71657449
Buy an ad

>>71657449
Hag prime...

>>71657449
You for got
>rich

>>71658890
Money means nothing to women with unused wombs. She's in pain and is likely infertile.

>>71658890
this >>71659129

I thought she had a kid?

>>71659180
Nope. She's alone and copes by surrounding herself with children and acts like a mom to them. If you read the comments on her videos, it's full of late teens and adults thanking her for being there for them when their home life was stressful.

>>71657449
My kind of woman

>>71659357
Cute and sad
I hope she gets married and has 4 children

>>71659357
yo what's going on with her pinkie

>>71659357
those are the hands of a 40 to 50 year old woman whos mum dis be

>>71657449
>unmarried
>childless
>no friends
wow just like me!

>>71657449
It's fucking funny to me that she has the same mama as Lamy

>>71660499
Would you fuck this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Z81gCr2CI&t=77s

>>71660633
Hell yeah cookie a cutie

>>71660633
sure this site is bad but I never thought I'd see this level of posting

>>71660633
I CAN SAVE HER

>>71661107
>given a bunch of flowers
>'it's as heavy as a baby'
This hag needs to be saved.

>>71660633
Someone should have pumped a baby in there 10 years ago
SAD

>>71657449
I like to imagine she smells like gasoline and bruned scented candles

>>71660633
Now THAT is a cute hag. Cookie please let me save you...

>>71657449
>>71660633
Wild to imagine this hag actually went and thought, yep I want to like pic related. Unironically thinking she wants to live through her fantasies of being hot and desirable. Is this the kind of hag anons have been yearning for since ancient times? And now imagine the desperate bed breaking pelvis destroying sex the moment (You) and her are alone in a bedroom.

>>71661851
*look like

>>71660633
This is the quintessential hag, if you wouldn't save her you don't deserve to call yourself a haglover

>>71661851
If you look at her vtuber model's nail colors, she always makes sure she matches in handcam streams >>71659357

>>71660633
I want to become an old oji-san with her... TToTT

>>71660633
There is still hope or the eggs are expired?

>>71657449
She probably cybersexes young boys over discord

>>71660633
HOW OLD IS SHE? she look like she's in her mid to late 40

>>71662581
Sometimes it's possible but you might need a bunch of fertility treatments and stuff like that. In general it's just not a great idea. Even if you have a kid they can have medical complications.

>>71663102
>she look like she's in her mid to late 40
holy sex

>>71657449
Women like this are single this long for a reason.

>>71660633
Damn this cookie is STALE

>>71657449
She just like me, fr fr

>>71660633
HAG SEX

>>71663441
If she asked you to fuck you'd say yes. And if you say no then you're a faggot

>>71663380
She's a menhera workaholic. It's like marrying Koyori and expecting her to find time for you.

>>71663752
Anon nooooo

>>71660633
I really hate being right all the time

I think she has married and has 2 kids, actually.

>>71664303
SAVED

>>71660633

>>71664303
WHORE

>>71660633
Now THAT is a hag
my penis is ERECT

>>71660633
>4 years ago
>she's even older now
I can still save her

>>71660633
>an actual hag
I will now watch her with great interest

>>71662581
There is hope, My mom had my brother when she was 46

>>71668717
Is he retarded/autistic?

I WILL marry her and adopt a child with her

>>71657449
kinda sad

>>71659129
Wait, girls suffer pain if they don't give birth?

>>71657449
Is she Gura from the future?

>>71660633
Yeah

>>71675728
No, they meant she's coping and struggling mentally.

>>71657449
She's perfect

>>71660633
Cookie please DM me I will make you feel young again and we can adopt a child so you can be the mother you always wanted to be please!!!!!!!!!!

>>71675762
She is Gura Alter

CookieSwirl should apply to HoloEN. Don’t waste any opportunities.

>>71681764
cookie is an indie elder god

/became/

she's a pedo that's why No older woman who's into all that shit isn't btw, they like young and fresh, as a famous Youtube guy once said " hide yo kids "

>>71661851
If the technology existed almost all hags would make themselves youthful.

>>71661851
>>71663358
>vtuber uncanny calley

does anyone actually oshi cookie?

>>71685688
ageplay anons do

>>71685688
I watch pretty much every video but this isn't saying much for her videos are relatively short. I've been watching since debut. If Cookie started streaming I could see her being very popular, way more than she realizes for she's incredibly charming and mommy-like.

>>71688272
I want Gura and Cookie to do a collab where they play with dollies.

>>71675728
Unironically yes. As much as woman try to deny they are a living being they have hormonal urges that can make them kind of crazy if not met.

>>71685688
i wouldn't say oshi but she's cool i sometimes watch a vid or two just because it's so different from what i normally see, helps get a bigger view of things

>>71661851
stop posting the edited version

>>71660633
>marry cookie
>she wants children and pays women to have impregnation sex with you and handing custody over to the father
>after 10 years of daily impregnating women you die from heartfailure

There's no way she isn't being delivered 10-year olds to her house by the truckload
This woman drinks underage boys like they were juice boxes

>>71685688
I don't but I watch her sometimes just to get a look into a side of YouTube that I would otherwise not watch at all. It also helps that she uses her models expressions a lot more than my oshi does.

>>71675728
Actually unironically it increases the chances of womb cancer by a substantial margin.

>>71675728
There's a reason women become crazy aunts/obsessed with their "fur babies" if they don't have someone filling their baby factory.

>>71688272
I hope she doesn't.
I always hated streams, I miss the era of short form videos.

I miss when my oshi was just doing short videos and covers, ever since she start streaming it's been downhill.

>>71660633
s-she looks like a younger mori.

>>71660633
YAGOO...you know what to do.

>>71660633
>1:33 This thing is heavy as a baby
She's dropping hints Anon.

>>71696500
He started following her this year

>>71694318
Drinking in a shota sense or in a Bill Gates sense?

>>71695732
she weighs half of what mori will at that age

>>71703393
So she's still a beluga? lol

>>71694318

>>71694318
Deadbeats not like this

>>71699905
Yes.

>>71659357
I can't save her ...

>>71706403
You're 10+ years too late. You're too old to save her now.

>>71657449
She's filthy rich for being the biggest jewtuber with enormous growth

>>71659357
Wow her hands look 40s. Someone save her

incel thread

>>71660633
Very close to menopause by now, only a miracle could save her

>>71660633
All of hag lover in this place should continously pumping her with baby batter to stand a chance

>>71675728
You haven't seen Nerissa Mio and Marin? Their wombs are begging to bear children

>>71675762
Nah I'll make sure she give birth to my babies

Where's the porn of her?

>>71675728
Women who don't give birth get what's called "baby fever", and if they don't want to, or are unable to have children despite their raging hormones, they have to cope by acting motherly to other things, like plants, animals, or other people's kids.

>>71657449
I have a soft spot for women that want to make children's programming. If she ever wants to settle I will be around.

>>71707988
Or a monkey.

Man cute hags are the best

>>71709539
kek

>>71675728
Jokes aside the rate of breast cancer is much higher on women who have never breastfed infants.

>>71659357
>Hag hands

She seems nice. I hope she ends up happy.

>>71660633
compared with other pokedex entries, she looks quite decent for her age.

>>71695387
>>71710399
damn God really hates childless women

>>71657538
For one of the most successful vtubers on Youtube? Why?

There's no good reason for a good looking woman to remain childless at her age. What if she's a horrible person off camera?

>>71713333
If a mental case like Rushia can get married...

>>71713333
I can fix her

>>71713333
grim quads

>>71657449
If the rumors are true, I feel so sad for her. I hope she finds somebody before her body succumb to worst illnesses.

>>71713077
The most successful, but only in terms of numbers.

bump

>>71685688
Literal Children probably may say she's their favorite channel

>>71675728
There a reason why nurses don't want unmarried aged woman near baby nursery.

>>71659357
>If you read the comments on her videos, it's full of late teens and adults thanking her for being there for them when their home life was stressful.
Can you tell me how old is she, she not 40+ right?

Cookie desperately needs to tap into the /ss/ market with audio roleplay videos. I'm thinking babysitter sees you struggling with your first erection because of her and takes responsibility with a reluctant handjob that she gets way into over time. She would turn into the richest vtuber of all time with her audience (tens of millions young adults who grew up watching her videos years ago, now enjoying them for comfort). I'll write you a script cookie please just let me DM you

>>71657449
Cover should hire her.

>>71723143
You not see the deleted post? If she isn't 40+ there, it was 4 years ago so she's certainly 40+ now.

>>71670515
Not that anon, but while aged mothers have a higher risk of problems like that, it is still far more likely to be healthy than not.

>>71723812
Yagoo follows her. she's literally just a phone call away at getting hired.

Apparently she's only 27? The story is she's been doing weird kid content since very young and is successful but just stuck into this content. Maybe she wants to be a vtuber and make friends and be an adult now. Sounds like she's successful but lonely. Feels bad for her.

>>71726399
No don't tell me that, do no not destroy the 40+ hag image I have in my head. Stop lying right now

>>71657449
Such is the fate of all VTubers

>>71726820
>actual menopausal old lady
WOWZA MUCHO SEXOOOOO
>27 year old
No... she's just an early walled girl

I can never understand you haggots

>>71726399
>born in 1997
>>71660633
>she was only 22 when this was filmed
she's like the inverse of a legal loli...uoh?
and she's literally speedran the game of life so she doesn't need any of your "saving" lol

>>71658814
How the fuck is she the same as as me? She look so fucking old

>>71661851
>rainbow heart bringing attention to her legs
correction needed

>>71727269
never heard of The Wall?

she would probably delete her account after seeing some of the posts made here

>>71727086
The allure of a 40+ y/o hag trying to act young is incredibly hot you faggot

>>71728846
>Hags wearing undersize schoolgirl outfit
>Tits are about to spill
>Buttons about to explode
>Cant even hide her ass because skirt too fucking small

Anon....my dick is hard...what do i do...

>>71713333
Check em

>>71657449
cookie if you're here give me a sign in your next vid. i'm a manchild, so i can fulfill more than one of your needs.

>>71722783
Honestly, good. At least she makes content appropriate to their age unlike Logan Paul or Kai Cenat or whatever they're watching. Fuck 'em, shove the kids into the roblox mines.

>>71657449
owari da.....

>>71657538
make me

>>71675728
legit major cause of menopausal depression in childless woman

>>71662070
Wait... you guys like *actual* hags? I thought we were just talking about women in their mid-late 20s...

>>71693659
>Cookie
>using condoms
she is either infertile or craving pregnancy before it is too late
this immage is not lore approved

>>71747961
hag is 30+

>>71747961
You reach a point where women 35+ become extremely attractive and women under 25 are annoying/boring/too menhera.

Is it true that she was/is a teacher?

>>71657449
Who?

>>71657538
No.

*babysits you*