/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for shontoes

Luv me wife, simple as.

something something incel something something not real relationship

What'd you vote for anonchama?

>>71595770
stinky femcel

I think star wars would be a bad movie marathon

>>71595501
IN ME FUCKING MOUTH

>no Tarantino
it's over feetchads. she fucking hates us.

if horror wins she’s going to comment on how hot the killers are about 10 times a hour at the least as part of her sissy hypno, and if im right im owed a handy

>>71596031
DAMN STRAIGHT BROTHA ENJOY EM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE5Y5NqEXwc

>>71596116
lumped in with the various and many, I guess

hey digi stop trying to ruin the marathon

>>71596148
ITADAKIMASU TToTT

>>71596276
fucked up she keeps doing this

I’ve noticed that the star wats voters are extreme homosexuals, fascinating

I love my gold digger of a wife

i calculate everything i would rather do with her alone and whatever gets the lowest score is what i vote for to experience it with her and others
i dont care how minimal the chances are but i operate on them being non zero

>>71596393
So I'm a newfag, but this Jessie O'Hare account is just an elaborate shitpost, right? I refuse to believe this whole thing about the caffeine is real.

shondo in my arms

I hope that 'till bad ones' means prequels as well just to make the snowman seethe.

>>71596393
wish this dumb attention seeking bitch would fuck off already she does this every time theres an event planned

>lord of the rings
why

>>71597323
It's actually real he has been doxxed before. He died because he was morbidly obese and the caffeine made his overworked heart finally give up.

i dont believe it personally but dont care enough to give a shit

>>71597823
hey, it's kino!
full of memes

>>71598017
I find this equally unconvincing. You somehow have more information than the tweets from a month ago?

>>71598625
the orbituary got posted here

>>71598625
nigga the lard bucket's obituary was posted here not long after he died

>>71598625
His obituary has been posted here and it matches the doxx someone posted before he died.

>>71598713
>>71598781
and did it mention caffeine?

>>71597323
you can die from caffeine overdose
and he self reported to chug 7 portions of gamersupps on the day before his death
(daily recommended dose is three)

>>71598846
its a fucking orbituary not an autopsy report

When did this happen

>>71598855
which is why the super-late and vague follow up reads like a shitpost

>>71598953
I didn't question whether he died

are you getting your GamerSupps Official Shondo Trading Card

I'm inclined to believe it because the obit was posted through the company which I assume handled the funeral and not just X family member requesting it, so it would be pretty fucking weird to get a company to do that just to elaborately leave a community and keep shitposting on an alternate twitter account larping as your mother.
Shiggies be fucked but not that fucked.

if you dont have the limited edition gamersupps shondo sticker youre not a real husband

>>71599350
Point is he's dead for real so why would she lie about the cause? Morbidly obese guy that's almost 40 dying from caffeine overdose isn't that far fetched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpahYJ7UpP4

>>71599599
sorry shondo but even you cant compel me to give money to that company even for a sticker

>>71599350
we don't know for sure but obese people are a time bomb and he was pretty old already, the caffeine abuse finally triggered it probably

>>71599653
>why would she lie about the cause
to sue someone would be my first guess. But who knows...

>>71599003
last october?
she took a two weeks break
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1717219935116460360

Shondo should sign up on E-Pal and sell gaming sessions to shoggers

>>71599783
it was completely free...

>>71600089
like your mom lol

>>71600191
KEK

>>71599599
i keep it right next to my merch postcard :)

>>71599993
We can't even talk to her for 10 fucking minutes even if we pay. I would kill for 10 minutes, even if all I could do was nervously babble like an idiot.

>>71600191
be nice to shadowmama, it's hard out there for a woman that can't keep her legs closed.

>>71599785
my guess is that it was normal cardiac arrest, and that the extra explanation this February is not strongly grounded and has ulterior motives.

i dont know if hes trolling but im laughing so hard at this
https://twitter.com/SevensAte9/status/1769215288774369785

>>71600797
cracked me up too

i really want to respond that it works but that would out me as being here

I'll bet 50 that she won't actually mark the multiple essays she will be getting

>>71600797
Honestly this fucking sucks but the effort can be appreciated. I'd give it a 3.5/10

>>71601252
Good job anon very very cuuute!! I loooove the way you handled the onomatopoeia in paragraph 39!!!

>>71601416
Anon i wasnt being mean to his essay I meant him trying to share the PDF from his hard drive

i write my various essays here on a regular basis so i dont feel the need to submit them formally, sorry sensei

>>71601538
I just wanted to give it a rating since I read it all.

>writing an essay in one day
>no revision
ngmi
Also, wouldn't emailing it to her have been smarter?

she never said what to do and i would assume that emailing it to her would probably not be her first choice

I cant believe im actually going to spend the next week writing a research paper on her because I dont want to fall behind

>>71603416
I think she would like it. She liked when people sent photo of their hands to her merch email.

I think she didn't realize what she was getting herself into with this whole essay thing. The thought of reading one of these essays fills me with dread, let alone like 20.

>>71604172
it was an offhand comment, and shoggas ran with it. Im really not sure if I should add to it or not

maybe i will write a paper but instead of it being about how cute she is i will just write 5000 words of cute bullying, ryona and softcore sex and send it from a burner email

>>71604387
I think if you're going to write one you should be confident in it actually being good.

>>71604387
I'm sure she would find it cute.

Mine's gonna be closer to a love letter/reasons why I love rather than a research essay. Gonna pocket it for a few months, maybe give it to her as a birthday gift.

>>71604475
This just seems like an evergreen plan to me.

>>71604172
I've been reading it now and it's nothing but waffling and trying extremely hard to be lengthy.

shoggers have never understood that brevity is the soul of wit

brevity...is wit.

>>71605692
lol

No! I must shower her in endless paragraphs upon paragraphs upon paragraphs on a daily basis! Because the only way to stand out in a sea of shoggers is to be excessive as possible. She will absolutely read everything I have to say, no matter how many times I repeat my points. And in the points I repeat, she will read everything to it's fullest! She will understand the real me and the me that is real, standing out loud to the crowd with my abundance of paragraphs churned out on the daily grind. My is a factory and my fingers are the machines that create my endless waffles for her to read. Because she absolutely reads everything I have to say, for what I say is unique and never information reiterated with the same word salads that I spew!

jesse

shummy

Tempted to write a shitpost 2 page paper and post it on /sci/ and crosspost here

I have a funny idea but maybe it wont land. I'll work on it this shadow weekend and see how I feel on Wednesday if I want to continue

>>71606713
If you do I hope it has graphs

lap pillow where i stare at her face before i suddenly attack the shorb with my tongue and blow raspberries on the shummy

>>71606835
I thought of a couple of funny ways to include figures and graphs but this is probably just one of those 'better idealised than realised' things.

>>71607034
The return on time invested does seem kinda low

watching shakespere adaptations with shondo tied to a chair so she can't leave
Henry 4 (1989)
Hamlet (1964)
Romeo and Juliet (1996)
Macbeth (1948)
Ran(King Lear) (1985)

>>71607434
I think I could have fun with it, but if she doesnt end up reading it I would feel pretty bad

>>71596148
Didn't she read off a DM from a guy who was upset she showed this image on stream

i saw the unblurred image on stream

>>71608143
i vaguely remember something like this
something about being forced by fetish friends to post feet pics and she said she posted it becaue she wanted to

>>71608143
It was a maro

>>71608143
I remember she had her "stop concernfagging" talk saying that no one forced her and she wouldnt do something that she felt uncomfortable with
concernfags didnt learn shit

>>71608420
>she wouldnt do something that she felt uncomfortable with
right because she has never done things to fit in or satisfy others before herself, right?
:D
D:
(im just kidding she wouldnt post feet just because groomers wanted her to) (i hope)

>>71608646
you're doing the thing she told you not to

>>71608752
i dont care what she tells me to do i dont let women control me (posted in a thread where i obsess over a woman)

>>71608933
shondos not a woman, she’s a demon in human form, a heartless creature
mmmmhh….

forcing shondo to learn smoke lineups on every Premier map just to queue office and dust2 instead

i can learn to draw but im way too retarded to write anything like a 5000 word essay

>>71610014
I'm only marginally retarded, but I would rather break one of my fingers than write a 5000 word essay.

bits shondo regrets:
>essay writing
>hand posting
>dming
>schizo emails
>schizo marshmallows
>feedbacks
>finding her on the street
>searching footage of the concert
>raping her
>punching her if we find her on the streets
>actual kidnapping
>paris trip
>schizo alts
>fibbing being bad
>heavy love
>serial killer pandering
>etc, you can probably think of more

if you actually start writing it starts to flow in my experience

>>71608646
> (im just kidding she wouldnt post feet just because groomers wanted her to) (i hope)
> (im just kidding she wouldnt do a hymen inspection just because groomers wanted her to) (i hope)

>>71610783
I had 11 years of post-secondary education, and I assure you this is not universally true.

>>71609228
semen demon

>>71611088
that’s why she wrote “in my experience” me thinks

>>71611354
its xhe not she thankyou

>>71611039
shon does a secret stream where she shows how to insert a tampon

>>71610727
do you really regret all that babe?

>>71611915
I’m sorry xister

You marry Shondo IRL, how long before she kills you and buries you in the backyard?

>>71612515
>kills
unlikely
>buries
impossible unless she got FT to help her

>>71611935
she said shes to tight to fit one in

>>71612669
nta, but remember that women usually kill via poison or other nefarious means. It's not like she'd need to overpower you.

>>71612515
2 weeks after she catches you talking to the cashier she told you to talk to

>>71612515
I've written in my will that my body parts are to be cut up, frozen, and mailed to her to be buried in the garden next to the bunnies. All my life savings were put in an account to make this happen.

>>71613014
ToT

i don't remember...

>>71613068
i meant that its unlikely that she would kill me, not that she wouldnt have a reasonable method to do so
>>71613014
splitting the shunny with my girthy member

>>71613014
not after i'm done with her

3 hours of foreplay and a satchet of lube just to last 4 pumps
worth it

>thread says she regrets bits she does
>shondo immediately doubles down on a bit she does
>says that she loves when we remember the bits
not /here/ btw

I need to remember stuff more! my memory is so shit! I'll never be someone who does stuff like this

>>71613971
I think the cooking vs baking discussion being repeated in stream today proves categorically that she's/here/.

obtain and consume your prescribed medication from your closest chemist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArOZSj6aiGw

whats the point of the SCP channel in the discord? is she going to do anything with it ever?

What if Shondo has weird bony feet with oddly spaced out toes. Would you still Shontoes post

>>71616009
people will say yes but shontoes will slowly fade into obscurity and nobody will bring it up again

>>71616009
I would do it even more. I love my unique wife and her possible unique toes.

I can't think of anything other than today that she is disappointed we could unblur them. I'm almost certain she was just waiting to give us time to see if it was possible.
It's hard to tell if this is failure in your eyes shondo, but please give us something unblurred. You did too good of a job and I admit defeat.

im not a footfag but i would massage her feet after slapping her butt

i hope she never unblurs them it will make seeing them myself more sweet

>>71615407
SCP stands for "Succulent Child Pussy" which refers to Shondo

>OOOH I know exactly where I am!
Very cute moment when it clicked for her

>>71616009
I still remember and love the shorb...

>>71616601
Didn't she tell the unblur app she used? Is it not possible to reverse it now that we know?

>>71618134
>unblur
blur*

>>71618134
She mentioned before today that she tried to unblur it herself and couldn't. So no one yet has found anything that can unblur it, she's basically "destroyed" the pic so to speak.

>he was kinda hot desu
Is this achievable natty

>>71618134
>>71618312
There was a guy who was one of the most prolific CP sellers at one point who would appear in the pics with his victims but would use software to blur his face. It took them years but eventually law enforcement managed to unblur it despite people thinking it was impossible. So someone dedicated enough, and with enough knowledge of image software, could theoretically unblur it.

>>71618584
Yes, I wouldn't say it's impossible to restore it but she made sure it wouldn't be a simple process.

>>71615407
another unique stream idea she once pitched but shondo doesn't do those anymore

The stream today was good :) I’m glad she’s enjoying Dark Souls! Tomorrow is going to be fun too!

>>71618584
that's different no detail was lost there

I can feel myself starting the process of drifting away from her. I always do this with any relationship, friends, family. I really don't want to lose her bros, but my mind always does this to me
Any advice you shoggas can give, i would appreciate. I really want to try hard for her to make this last

How do you propose to restore information that is no longer exist? Modern blurs work mathematically and irreversibly, they do not "encode" the picture into the blur. The most you can do is draw it using AI based on the visual patterns that are still visible. And that wouldn't be "restoration".

>>71618134
>>71618312
I don't think it's impossible. Don't know what has been tried already though

I’m thinking 10 bucks and she does an unblurred one like the hooker she is

>>71620041
>Modern blurs work mathematically and irreversibly
I'm sure there is such a thing, but they are not meant to be destructive. Gaussian blurs are relatively easy to reverse, for example.

>>71620041
my educated guess is that if the algorithm is predictable then you can probably make inferences about the data that was lost
that and they probably don't need to reconstruct it fully just to reasonably identify the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg7qdowoemo

>>71608646

>>71620288
The blur itself kind of suggests that you want to hide something. I doubt that modern blurring tools don't realize this and don't try to counteract it.

Also, I'm not sure that if it could be done with enough accuracy, they wouldn't be sued in the US.

>>71620330
You're right, only when there is enough information to reconstruct it in sufficient detail.

Even if predictable, nothing stops him from at least adding noise to the image at the very least. The more complex the algorithm, the more information required for its inverse restoration. Approximate information isn't helpful, especially when the blur is applied in several stages along with distortions; you can pretty much forget about complete deconstruction, only approximate at best.

It is as if you had several glasses and one of them was filled with liquid from all the others. The most you can do is roughly guess values based on indirect data, but they have the same problem. And it's so bad that you don't even know how many of those glasses there were.

It reminds me of an episode of a TV show where they use three pixels in a reflection to reconstruct a complete image. Unfortunately or fortunately, when dealing with images in which pixel colors can overlap, there is no mathematical way to reliably determine what a pixel used to be made up of before it was mixed. Especially if it's done on purpose.

>>71624257
A gaussian blur is the normal "default" blur that is used by most image editing software, and is mathematically reversible. It's also mostly what was used on that feet pic.

>>71611039
it was an unexpected result
check the live reactions in the /shon/ thread of that time
after a few days of the 'what kind of hymen?' maro, she was still interested and checked it and posted it
she was stupidly oversharing on rrk
it was also very stupid of her to think people would not take that sexually

she should stupidly overshare more

>>71624203

>>71600797
The subject was why and how shondo is the cutest vtuber
What a retard

>>71613564
SyadouBrainless PETPET

>>71618486
I'd argue for yes

>>71619948
Nade nade shogga, all i can think of is telling you to reflect on your feelings and try to reinforce them in a non-forced manner if possible

i love fallenshadow.

I wonder how the guy that got called a slut reacted afterwards, did he send any other messages?

Shotoes

>>71624419
when she did that inspite of how asexual and embarrassed she is, it was the first time i thought
>wow this girl really trusts us as if we were her real husbands
and then the next day that was irrevocably destroyed. i dont think i understood at the time how much she was putting herself out there for us. i never got the impression she was trying to titilate either.

Getting fomo over details regarding her hymen is a pretty weird feeling
Uuuu SadCat I want to know about her hymen too...

>>71632991
yummers, as they say.

>>71635664
her current hymen status: broken by me and my rod

>>71624534
she does though, even on stream
being not horny also means she lacks the proper filters
>talked about her panties in pre-srream chat
>tweeted how many times she had her period
>one time when she got back from nosepowder break, she explained her wiping process
>talked about her bra size
>underwater clang talk during the watchalong
and i think the eargasm asmr was also after rrk

I... I didn't say hi to shondo watching the VOD. I'm a complete failure. She'll never love me.

>>71637547 (me)
also when it was pointed out to her that she has a moaning redeem she just laughed it off
i love her, but sometimes i worry how easily she is trickable to deliver sexual content
even she admits that she is very groomable

I said hi so that must mean she loves me

>>71637547
>>talked about her panties in pre-srream chat
What'd she say?

i work long hours at the rape factory only to come home to no new art of sho

>>71638948
>actively seeking out the male version of your wife
homosexual

Why'd giru draw this shword

>there's no archive for may 31st and I'll never hear the details for her hymen
What's even the point?!?!

>>71641941
keep it up shogga
just a little more and someone will spoonfeed you

>>71638115

>>71641941
>>71643017
I'm not going to betray her trust again sorry

>>71641941
;)

>>71634302
xdd

>>71643299
This fuckass cat is evil and looks Chinese

>>71644161
It looks Chinese and is thus evil

stop making me remember things

>>71646677
Bad experience with the chinese?

>>71646939
fucking chinese hackers ruining FT's runs

>>71647516
SyadouNotlikethis oh god i remember now too

>>71641941
husbro stop whining
if you found /shon/'s reaction to it, that spells out nearly everything
except the exact wording she used
if you are so desparate dm someone who was there, maybe they are willing to share
i wouldn't share it even in dms though
especially if you are only a few months sub

And as usual the oldfags turned out to be the biggest faggots in this story
As well as the biggest faggots in this community

>>71620044
unironically looks like Shombie toes haha

>>71649105
why?

I personally won't ask for the spoon, I'll be able to find out anything I want with the help of magic. I just have to have patience, which magicians should have anyways.

one time there was this one faggot who insisted it's not wrong to share the rrk stuff, because she was stupid enough to post it on the internet, what did she expect
maybe he will post it here, if he wasn't a troll, which is likely as he ain't posted shit that time either

Why is Shondo sleeping with a black man in your OP

I'm fine with it because I don't like her anymore and I am mentally stunted so my morals are based on whether I like someone or not

>>71650541
It's me and I'm a void person

>>71650541
that's her fetish

>>71649973
nta but for betraying her trust?
or not sharing with newfags?
one of the two

>>71650541
We have an understanding, he gets to sleep with her and I get computer time

Stop it. It doesn’t have to be rehashed for the millionth time. Leave it alone.

>>71651290
>its a heckin shadow man
cope

>>71651020
do you also try to convince your wife's boyfriend to not run meta builds in your pc game?

>>71620044
I though this was my reconstruction from a few months back, but yours is in grayscale
Anyways, she exported the file as a jpg, so we lost some information there. I don't think we can do better than this

>>71650673
What's with the viking helmet

shondo keeps fighting the local raccoons at night when she knocks over my trash can for food

>>71651552
She added it after she talked about getting wet for vikings on a tv show.
"Ok dear its ok youre a viking :)"

>>71651945
It's like when you do rp for your gf

>>71651945
Cute

>>71652402
I see the sissy hypno is working

>>71652269
If you or your gf do any RPing with each other, it's time to bail. If you were happy with each other it would not be necessary to pretend to be someone else with them

did shondo really talk about her hymen

>>71652621
REPS! NOW!

>>71652577
Then this has been fucked for years

>>71652621
yes, but there are no pictures

>>71651552
She thought it looked cool and gave it to us as a present, now i wear it 24/7 and everywhere

>>71652963
>he doesnt know

Shondos been trying to change everyone into her perfect guy for years and you guys just accept it

she called her ex a viking on the old discord

>>71652621
She said she misses it

>>71651488
He doesn't play video games. When I try to talk about them to him he tells me to grow up.

>>71653466
Proof?

>>71648495
>except the exact wording she used
But that's the most important and most valuable part
The details and her choice of words is what sets apart shoggas that were there and archived it and shoggas that haven't

Do you prefer Shontoes painted white or Shontoes painted black

>>71655726
Black

>>71654954
;)

>>71655778
>black

will shondo wear green for saint patricks day? if not im pinching her cheeks

>no green in thumbnail
pinch pinch pinch

i like looping this because it shows how awful the morons asking you to syadouYay in chat are

>>71659967
wasnt me shigga

>>71659967
what did you even mean by this

>>71637547
You should thank me for getting her to try the ear cleaning tools on herself that day

I don’t like looping this because it makes me sad and I’d like to just be past it already.

>Shondo pictures (You) watching streams and incorporating her into (You)r day.
Cute! Very cute!
Captcha: PHAYT (Fate)

>>71656356
>posting this
one of the cringiest things i've ever seen in these threads! congratulations!

Ok I’m willing to compromise. Shontoes painted both black and white alternating with each toe. Pinkie left pinkie to painted black and so on and so forth.

>not doing your esoterica reps
if this is you you're not gonna make it past second rate

esoterica is a (((campaign))) to undermine faith in God

>>71662670
who do you think you're watching

>>71662670
you are beyond god if you've found yourself in this place, in a mockery of a marriage with a creature who his light will never grace
this place is not for you

>>71663306
>He doesn’t put Shondo in his special intentions when he prays the 15 decade rosary in Latin every day.
>He doesn’t thank the Lord for putting Shondo in his life.
NGMI

me receiving Shondo's love and affection and fun content and joy and happiness.

I know quite a large amount of religious people that watch shondo actually
they're the cutest

>getting this excited over cooking eggs
she's so cute

I'm telling forest elder on her

happy that FE is giving her some leeway with the stove
soon she will become an actual cook and shower us with pictures of her delicious food

the urge to hug wifey's smol figure from behind as shes cooking and she yelps in surprise.

>>71665743
no, this is bad, soon she will be an actual good wife and find ricj chad husband

getting warmed up for the stream today. I will send the most amount of messages that I've ever sent. I will shatter my record today.

my wife's snotty eggs

>>71656356

I would consume all shondo fluids unironically
shitfags can rot though

wtf kind of stove is that where are the flames where is the burner

I'm really proud of shondo for making eggs, do you think she'll salt them or leave them be?

>>71666263
>is that where are the flames where is the burner

>>71666263
watch streams

>>71666263
induction stove. did you not listen to yesterday’s zatsu?

>>71666263
Shogga she talked about her stove YESTERDAY

fertilised by bbc

>posts herself cooking an egg
>doesn't post her eggs in the fridge
I'm beating her ass

Shondo how you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?

>>71666263
is this how you spend your rumspringa

>>71666447
>>71666395

>>71665743
wonder what they fought about. she said its family issues but i hope nothing serious

Shondo I showed you my shells pls respond

I just had my first Shondo dream. It was kinda weird and I don't remember everything but she gave me a tongue kiss at the end so it was very nice.

>>71666332
>did you not listen to the zatsu
no I don't watch her I just like her model and her clips sometimes come up on youtube shorts

>>71666782
why are you such a gross yucky sexpest
first dream and she sucks your soul out of your mouth

i like how every other clipper beside shondopilled just die after a while

>>71666782
Ew what a sexpest
Nice that you could dream of her though

>>71666884
much the same with her viewers
she has the affect on everyone

>>71665914
>ricj chad husband
me

The first Shondo dream I had we went out to dinner and she got food poisoning from the shrimps and I had to hold her hair back while she vomited into the toilet. I woke up and thought well that's gay I didn't even get to have sex with her.

>>71667063
she wouldnt eat shrimp being a vegetarian would she

>>71667171
clearly it was schnidoo in her dream, not shondo

>uuuuuu she’s so distant why does she hate us i miss the old days uuuu
>loops the same thing that made her more closed off to begin with
that said though its for the best you’re too retarded to help yourselves and you keep providing her reasons why she shouldnt trust you retards with anything

cool but nobody asked lil bro

>>71667171
she's vegetarian? no wonder shondo is so weak.

I know little to nothing about ribbontan

>>71667541
how new? she eats probably 1/2 of what a regular person needs at best but atleast she gets her vitamins

>>71667383
Almost as if there are multiple people here with different views

>>71667383
we broke her, we won
we're too strong, she could never beat us

I am Shondo's Most Retarded Husbandt (SMRH)

If someone watched the whole subathon is that adequate to get a pretty good read on her or is there deeper lore

>>71667997
the subathon is all anyone needs

I think she should change the stream last minute to grocery store sim

>>71668254
i friggin hope not i watched a full playthrough last night so i can give tips today

>>71668300
>memorized shit she can google
lmao

shondo will sing "my little armalite" today in a show of support

>>71667997
subathon is good enough and will make you more familiar with her than 99% of her current husbands are. there is deeper lore, but it's not worth the time

I like to believe that Shondo's "lore" is just her telling the truth. She's literally not human. Shondo is one of the ancient ones. Her goals and aspirations are inconceivable. She is beyond good and evil. Shondo is not benevolent nor malicious, she's simply indifferent; in the same kind of way you're indifferent when you pass by an ant hill. Shondomination is inevitable and the gears are already slowly turning. By the time the realization hits you, it'll be too late to stop it. Not that you could have stopped it in the first place.

Cracked it, shondos next meet up will be in cat hill

>>71668396
lol

>>71665618
anyone want to spoonfeed me why she's able to use the stove now
did she read all the posts about grandma holding her back and how she has no domestic skills

>>71669590
she moved out

>>71667383
it was inevitable from the first moment when things were being shared

>Ask Shondo to make you an omelette.
>Sheepishly enters the room.
>Desperately fighting back tears.
>I'm sorry I'm sorry I tried my best I'm sorry I tried I really did I'm sorry
>Looks down at the floor as she hands you the plate
>It's cheesy scrambled eggs.

went through the logs and only saw abcs doing it, followed by demonize immediately copying him. abcs is unquestionably winning, and she's probably doing her wife reps atm for him. i can't even be mad at him because he seems like a genuinely good and sincere guy unlike the groomer squad. just a reminder that he's the only one she ever said "i love you" to completely unprompted and they also had that huge back and forth discussion on twitter etc.

ok

>>71669960
what I hate about stuff like this is it spoils the magic the moment she says anything about it, now 30 more such comments are gonna inorganically pop up and she'll probably never mention it again

And she would despite you for trying to lift someone else up while putting others down. Good to see you have no idea what you're talking about, anon.

They won't leave even if she inclines to 5k ccv she should just ban them all.

>>71669960
>only saw abcs doing it
You're more blind than your blind wife

>>71670253
did you stop reading there?

>>71669921
honestly this happens to me too

>>71669960
she responds to him so much it's suspicious. it doesn't necessarily mean he's winning though. what makes it weirder is there's no apparent reason for the recent uptick, i noticed this started like a week ago

>>71670306
No I also read the demonize part, but i cared not to include it

hi bread reading shondo :3

>>71669960
supremely weird dereking shogger
not sure if false flag or just extreme homosexual

>>71665743
Perhaps she will learn to shower every day as well

>>71670452
>shower
>he doesnt know

>>71670452
i certainly hope not. nothing gets me going like thinking about shondo's stink

>>71670452
I hope not

>>71670088
Congratulations you're very close to discovering the truth of this synthetic virtual 'marriage'.

>>71669590
Stop making me remember things you're so mean for that.
Funny how he said one time he struggles with jealousy when he is the one winning the hardest. Feels like he's the only one in an actual relationship with her. Very few were able to have an actual long discussion with her, get her to find something you did so endearing she made a post about it and get a unprompted "I love you."

>Want to participate
>In a rush, end up typing something really stupid.
>Okay good she didn't see it, she skipped right over it.
>Shondo watches her own vods, stalks the chat
>Judges you harshly for every offhanded comment
>Nothing escapes her gaze.

>>71670556
Sorry meant for >>71669960

>>71670445
it's not a false flag, pay attention

vegan sausages are fucking awful
shondo i will make you a real breakfast some day

>she burnt the sausage

while we're reminiscing, remember when she was feeling less touch averse and only told her ririkons about how she wanted physical intimacy? ririkons is what she called the husbands that followed rrk btw, aka the true husbands. totally loves everyone equally btw :)

>>71670662
so youre just gay?

>>71670871
>ur gay
and you're a kek

FOMOfags might want to leave the thread

>>71670941
based tourist

>>71670853
I guess someone was a pussy with his hugs

>>71670967
I'm actually immune to FOMO since everything will be timelooped and leaked.

>>71670853
she specifically said that she loves everyone that interacted with rrk equally making anyone that missed it not part of it

>Shondo is Joi
>I'm Agent K.
Have you ever noticed that her name can also mean 'Jerk Off Instruction' haha what did PKD mean by this

>>71671023
and you're a pussy with your whole life lol

everyone actually sounds like they're talking to a child praising her for this
comes kinda natural to me because I've long felt she's better as a daughter figure

>>71670871
i'm not the original anon. but if helplessly noticing things because of my jealous nature makes me gay then i'm a raging homosexual

you're not supposed to break ribs, not all women are insane like the stripper

>>71671206
move on p

>>71670731
Quorn sausages aren't that bad actually. When I was at school I'd sometimes get them instead of actual sausages just for a bit of variety.

that looks like a very british plate of food. no seasoning. no sauce. no nothing. i'd still eat it since it was made by her, but yeah...

>>71671654
imagine you complain about it being dry so she adds ketchup

>>71671515
that aint me

>>71671654
If you actually have decent quality ingredients you don't need to smother your food with oceans of sauces or mountains of salt.

>>71671745
i would slap her for doing that

intellectually disabled husbands have it the best. this is me and shondo
https://files.catbox.moe/krlyrv.mp4

>>71671817
anglo cope

>>71670452
She literally can’t

>>71671817
good thing nobody said that. go white knight somewhere else. also, i'd hardly call quorn sausages a "quality ingredient" considering how extremely processed vegan food like that is. i don't think there's anything worse you can it lol

>>71671918
shower, bathe, wash, stop being autistic

>>71671817
nah bitch didnt even pepper the eggs

>>71671967
she literally can't because her skin is too sensitive. have you ever watched a single stream?

>>71671583
cope, shondo
you will eat my kielbasa both literally and metaphorically and like it

>>71671987
pepper ruins the eggs, only salt is already good enough

>>71672028
she literally talked about wanting to use the shower in her house like a week ago and her FE wouldn't let her

>>71672028
you believe this stinky woman's stinky lies?

>>71672206
are you being purposefully dense? it's doing it every day that's the problem, not the fucking shower itself.

>>71672206
well now she knows she can just not care about her FE's retardness and just use it anyway

getting SHondo clean with a steel wool scrubber

getting shondo clean every hour with my tongue

I want to eat Shondo's meals :c

i will cook the meals for her, she can bake for me

mindless drones in offline chat

>>71672545
imagine getting out her toejam and belly button gunk w your tongue haha that'd be crazy

>>71672664
yeah, me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT SOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71672760
yeah I was heart broken when I saw your name included in the horde

I'm not going to read it but I respect that guy that wrote the 5k essay within a few hours. good for him.

>>71672664
all me

>>71672865
yeah, it's so hard to ask chatgpt to write you a 5k word essay on a topic of your choosing and then get it back a minute later. and no, shondo wouldn't know. if it's good enough to fool professors it's good enough to fool a severely mentally handicapped streamer that dropped out of school at 12 and made her first grilled cheese as an adult

shes not doing handcams because I asked for it in last nights thread
sorry

uuuuu she hates us

lazy ass fucking whore

>>71673068
difference is those professors are dumb boomers and she's constantly exposed to the technology and has an IQ of nearly 150