/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71556487
Why is she so cute? Its going to kill me.

Sex with little girls

>>71556487
qb...

>>71556904
Not first post? You fell off cunny anon...

sex with older women

>>71557450

This thread is not long for this world.

>>71558200
Fuck off to your grave
I will keep this thread alive
I will bump it
I will post rooms
I will stalk you and talk shit about you
I will not add you as a friend(unless you add me first)

>>71558304
>I will not add you as a friend(unless you add me first)
I'm too shy to add people

>>71558390
Me too...

I think the salt helps her with her drunkenness' a bit.

Drunk QB is cyute.

Khubie still streaming, and she's pretty drunk https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>71559415
shes ruined my sleep schedule today though and I have work tonight..... I thought I could sneak a nap in but I think she intends to do her usual 10 hour plus stream.

everyone in this thread better be in my friendlist

>>71560241
Whatchu gonna do furry boiii?!?!?

>>71560241
I'm out of slots

>>71560241
I've never played with anyone in this thread

QB definitely used imageboards in the 2000s...

>>71560241
you're my favorite regular, furry-kun

>>71560241
I pretty much accept the requests of everyone I've played with from our autistic little community. Including the smelly hikkimori vtubers

All you have to do to pressure kubi into something is say it will make her cute...

>>71560334
i'm gonna furry erp with u until you add me *lick the knife menacingly* *pounces on u*
>>71560448
what the HECK >:[
>>71560448
t-thank you anon, u too (,,>﹏<,,)

>>71561345

>>71561345
I'm seriously aroused...

>>71561345
your number clicking reps anon

>>71561545
FUCK

>>71561345
>this is pippa daydrinking and drunkposting

if khubie ends up weighing only 80 pounds i will probably be insufferable with my uoooh posting for a while jong. I do not apologize.

>>71561903

>>71561903
Who's mans is this?

>>71562200
Meant for >>71561345
I'm tired.

every time I hesitate on a discard I deal in. This is why speed jong is best jong, it really frees your mind

>She weighs less then 110 pounds
I could carry her around all day and not get tired AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>smaller than 95% of females
ToT

>>71560241
I don't play with jong only watch streams I don't want to look like a /mjg/ tourist

>

>>71563040
Someone needs to draw this but kubi

>>71563495
me on the right

>>71562200
i may be cringe but i'm free and slightly drunk

I will groom the furry into becoming a vtuber

maybe we should have dealt in a few times, for morale

>>71564248
I only played one game...

I will groom the furry into becoming a pedophile

No one will ever groom me...

I was playing some sanma for some crazy and was having my rank up match. I was up 60k points over second place until he got very dora lucky on the last rounds, he almost caught up to me.

she's so fucking special

>>71565299
Poor hag...

what's the twitch equivalent of baguette for karaoke?

She moves so much when she sings, she so cute

>>71565299
A fellow sanma yellow adeptchad.
Maybe I should go back to grinding sanma, I was so close to orange adept...

>s*nma

I'm gonna play some hanchans, if I lose I'm making a room out of rage

>>71567081
One day you will see how fun sanma is and you will regret the amount of 1 hour games where you ended up third

I actually have negative flow, I lost a turn 2 riichi

>>71569459
was your wait shit?

>>71568483
The 1 hour games where I barely eke out third are peak jong though

They don't know. I fucking dealt in just now...

>>71571242
Doragon chama....

>>71571242
you may have made a few mistakes along the way

This game gives me heart problems

>>71571443
Surely you weren't jongstalking. I've been watching kubi so my focus has been fucked by karaoke.

You should play some ranked anon

>>71571466
>holding yakuhai dora until half wy through the second row
deserved, you weren't getting first anyway

>>71571743

Ranked? I don't even play mahjong.

>>71571743
ask again during dead hours

>>71571876
based

>>71571743
But I want to stalk you...

Why do you stalk anons, doremu-kun?

>>71572823
why don't you

>>71572823
Why are you adding friends if not to stalk them?

>>71571743
i am playing ranked rn

You should feel bad about that discard from 5 minutes ago.

>>71573344

>>71573344

Im in Khubie's room

>>71573562
MAHJONG ROOM

>>71573562
(jong room)

>>71573562
I posted this while ronning her.

today, I hate jong

Fuck this game.

the tiles have cursed me

Ameno doremu

>>71575749

I will put my hands around QBs neck

I swear to god jong if she only got one marshmallow I will show you all what a damacaust is.

>>71577017
I had nothing to ask.

>>71577017
i asked her to marry me wish me luck

>>71577017
I don't even watch her

>>71577017
I decided against sending a sexual harassment maro

>>71577017
I don't know how to send one sorry

>>71577017
Your oshi cuts

One of you asked body count, fess up.

>>71577438
Its okay I saw a body count one so someone took care of it for you.

I sent her a math problem because I like watching short women solve equations.

>>71577836
>Isreal

>>71577836
>30!
fuck off with your factorials nigger

>>71577836
you motherfucker

>>71577836
kek you son of a bitch

which dragon would you date

Wtf was that...

i may have sent that question a few times because i thought it didn't go through, oops

Is this true, /jong/?

WJ

WJ

>>71579435
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!

>>71579937
Love you too jellyjonger.

Why do you get all the flow, dragon-loli-kun? It's not fair!

>>71580023
It came from my ranked games...

let's wait 2 minutes guys if you don't mind

double riichi, ippatsu... WJ

>>71580169
Its not like I'm doing anything else

>>71577836
>>71578103
i hope you're proud. i had to stop what i was doing to sit down and work out that problem

>>71580390
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>Denpafish dropped 30 subs in QB's stream

it's weird how jong can go from fun to actual despair

>>71581134
You guys are having fun?

>>71581134
At least your not getting bullied in a friendly

>>71581425
>your

>>71581425
i'd rather get bullied in friendlies than raped in ranked
can't derank in friendlies

Twinning!

smells like shadowrealm in there

is getting deranked in friendlies when the furry removes you from his list

ANON IM GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE.

did i miss the karaoke or is that later?

WJ, I'll take not getting shadowrealmed.

Well jonged, great teamwork guys :^3

you were supposed to shadowrealm dragon-loli-kun! you idiots! >;(

WJ

>>71582562
You missed it

>>71582634
I don't even know who you are. Brat.

>>71582634
i don't want to bully too much or he's gonna quit again

I am now looking up and caluclating the expenses to move to the UK and marry Khubie. I apparently have competition.

>>71582793
I'll be fine. I'm gonna play until dragon's dogma 2 at least.

>>71582793
I didn't quit quit, my friend group set up a zombid server so I was no lifeing that for a while.

https://discord.com/invite/Vbgjw3Q2RH

Just set up a discord for /jong/!

>>71584147
kek

>>71584147
not clicking

>>71584147
kys

pic rel: me when I secure 4th in South 3

>>71584147
I don't think this is strong enough for you

oh hey, its that femanon from yesterday

Rate the dumpire.
Rate the mahjong
Rate the karaoke
Rate the marshmallows
Rate the drunk stream.

Oh the new aspie girl has a cute model.

i'm so fucking tired of building up a good score early on and then spending the entire rest of the game choking it away

>>71585458
you have to be fearless with your discards, the flow won't let your tiles pass otherwise

>>71582828
My jong reps will also tank after dd2 comes out. Thusfar i have avoided literally anything about it except for the hannah someone made in the character creator and posted in /mjg/

>>71585444
lots of jong, alcohol, rage, silliness, great stream/10

>force tenpai
>enable auto discard/ron
>walk away

>march 22nd
guess i should do one of my other hobbies again…

Thread death approaches.

I bought dd2 but I probably won't even launch it

>>71585922
>come back
>look at score
>you dealt in

Hey /jong/ remember to chii, pon and hit that ron button!

Its over

Imagine all the nyaggers
Ronning all in peace

You may say I'm a nyagger
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will jong as one

why are all the /jong/ers busy having SEX this saturday night?!? There are tiles to clack!!!

Majsoul Friends Room 25894(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25894

>>71595796
>>71595797

>>71595797
Started, someone's pc sucks.

>>71596119
me

someone needs to give sheep a 60 second head start on room joining

>>71596575
Make it 2 minutes and I would still struggle to get in lmao

don't die on me dammit

>>71600596
I'm trying not to

I ate dinner and took a bath. It's time for jong.

>>71601077
I could have washed your back anon...

>>71602020
Um... thanks, but no thanks, anon.

>>71602425
It's okay, my offer still stands :3c

Demoted from e3 to e2 last night
Thinking of starting an alcohol addiction instead

>>71595797
WJ

>>71595797
well jonged

>>71595797
wj

>>71595797
WJ. Was that two shadow realms on the same guy?

>Catched up to the chinese webnovel I was reading
>Now I only have jong to entertain myself with
Oh yeh, sanma time...

>>71603001
yeah

>>71603100

>>71603001

Do you have a bakyou on that?

Bakyou?

A bakyou. I need a bakyou.

Sorry, I mean I need a bakyou that explicitly gives context to your wwyd. This is just detrimental to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from just your hand. Any additional comments to make MUST be a subset of the information from the bakyou you've provided.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a Saint account?

A Saint account? In Mahjong Soul?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how high your rank is in Tenhou. Shill clients don't count.

Shill clients don't count.

SHILL. CLIENTS. DO. NOT. COUNT

You still haven't provided me a valid bakyou yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your history, figures I'm debating a kekspert. A moron.

WJ
Rip bird

WJ, I need food.

it's not fair...

Yay! I won! I would have preferred shadowrealming dragon-loli-kun, but I'll settle for this win!

>>71607694
Sometimes you are the luckshitter. Sometimes you are the luckshittee.

>>71607737
But why?

>>71607822
ain't that the truth

>>71607973
Because you stole all the flow today!

>>71608097
Fair.

>>71607572
3s highest ukeire, pinfu on anything other than 1s5p, iipeikou as well on 2s draw

>>71607572
3/4s but try to get another 2s because i really like pure double sequence despite how much it sucks

>>71607572
>Pippa actually got it right

>>71607572
>discard 1s
>draw 6p
>discard 5p
>draw 2m
>Riichi on the 4s like a boss
>South instantly deals in with a 7p
>based and flow pilled so the 3s is ura dora
>plot twist: you were South seat
>CAPTCHA: KANTR

>>71611847
now make a variant for everyone you shadowrealm

>>71611847
The eyes are scary! Put on the cool panko sunglasses!

>>71612079
>>71612343
I have other plans.
I do like the shadowrealm one though, might do those later.

Jelly anon gets his own cause he's fun to bully.

>he likes putting other anons in his mouth
wao

I saw you furiten riichi because you cut that 1 early but kept the 2 when you drew it later instead of keeping the 6 in 5667

Nina is joining the Hanayori Mahjong Cup and will have a collab stream with her team later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezdt8ZS4Bg

I'm feeling delirious bros, this time it hit me hard it seems

>>71621637
maybe go to the doctor yeah?

>>71623153
It's just covid and high fever, not the first time either

I miss khubie.

>>71607572
1s, I will not elaborate

DON'T DIE!!

on my way to the front page

>>71645047
Let it die.
No qb.
No /jong/

expert 2 soon :]

Jong

when we needed tileman the most.. he vanished...

I only need Tileman to derank

>>71649364
his nose is so long he must be observing the sabbath or something

I still haven't done this but it looks like I'll actually have to play with you disgusting animals to get my cute riichi stick.

>>71650948
You can play with AI and you can set the points to like 1100 so any deal in ends the friendly

Or I can stay up after work and make a room... In like 20 minutes

>>71650948
we're gonna be best friends :)

>>71652978
room doko

>>71655404
sorry I didn't want to get out of the shower, it was too nice and warm
I guess I can ruin my sleep for one hanchan
Majsoul Friends Room 26142(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26142

>new guy isn't joining

>>71650948
hey come get your stick Majsoul Friends Room 26142(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=26142

he's...gone

>>71657473
starting

>>71657652
I was going to join...

it's over

>>71657672
Famous Sheep who takes 2 minutes to open the game beat you in...

end match and make the room again for new guy, i'll give my sit

>>71657796
I dunno how to bring up the forfeit screen but fine

>>71657918
top right button, but it's on cooldown for now

there's a 5 min cd after a failed vote and it's coming off cd soon

>>71657672
Majsoul Friends Room 71501(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=71501

get in

he's gone again...

why are you guys not playing yet?! GET IN NEW GUY!!

we lost him...

I'm so lost to what is going on

i believe, new guy will join...

we failed to groom

>>71658054
I joined the /mjg/ friends game sorry

we lost

>>71658471
new guy... you're gonna play with us another time right? Promise?

>>71658471
I opened and closed the game three times for this...

>>71658548
open it a fourth time

>>71658599
nevermind

>>71658054
starting (again)

>>71658599
Is it even worth it? I wanted to play with cute newfren, not with the luckshitting furry that has traumatized me

I'm laffin if he opened it a 4th time and this guy joined holy fuck kek

I have no idea what's happening.

I opened for the fourth time in vain because I didn't wait to read the posts after typing...

Fuck it I'm playing sanma

>>71658856
I'm sorry but it's just pure comedic kino, what with all the regulars bowing out to give new guy a room, him not showing up, and then some orange adept showing up out of nowhere and taking the 4th spot

>>71658856
i even left the room for you but someone else joined why do you hate me :'(

I had a hell wait on that 4th 6p...

I had a 6 han hand I could have dama'd but it is what it is

I'm luckshitting right now

I DIDN'T EVEN DEAL IN AND I'M -15000 THIS IS SUCH ASS

wj!

I'm fucking killing this thread, I should have been sleeping instead of suffering

WJ... this was the first time I ever dama'd someone.. I'm sorry

>>71660517
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dama

Can I play with you guys if I'm a /mjg/ player? I want to see how you guys do

>>71660665
you have to out luckshit the furry

>>71660490
finally, the sweet release of death

>have mabinogi open
>some npc woman is screaming at me in korean for the past half hour while we're jonging

>>71660685
There are multiple spells to curse him.
I took a picture of Hannah, wrothe his name and pissed on it.
After that I left it in the freezer but it got found out before it took effect.

>>71660685
I'm a shitty M1 player but I can try

Majsoul Friends Room 61550(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61550

>>71660964
I would join but I need to go to sleep... but if furry joins I may jongstalk, I want to see him deal in

furry is hiding...

>>71660964
Not opening this shit for the 6th time, I won't get bamboozled again

>>71661078
it's 2/4

>>71661097
3/4 with the furry cat

>>71661097
if it gets filled I'll leave cause I want to sleep

>>71661052
alright i'm here, i have anti flow today though

he made it!!!

>>71660964
started

I had dama chiitoitsu for 6m...

so it begins

night night jongers...

>>71662732
nini

gomen sheep

>>71660964
I see why you fear the furry so much, RIP sheep and thanks for the game.

wj...

Well jonged! sorry sheepy...

>>71662986
The furry is either first or last

Got up from bed with 39C fever for this

>>71663056
you can't jong well with a fever, get some rest!

You’re Pippa, aren’t you?

>>71663248
pippa doesn't jong anymore she's gone anon

>>71663056
Fun fact: you get the most accurate body temp readings from your rectum.

>>71663278
I'm pretty sure this general is me, 2 other guys, and everyone else is just Pippa I know your game, rabbit

>>71663527
can I be one of the background pippas

>>71663567
Statistically speaking, you probably already are.

>>71663527

I'm not going to be here to bake, here's the updated recent streams
>Recent jong streams
Idols:
Nina First meeting with team dango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezdt8ZS4Bg
QB there's jong in there somewhere
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2092526809
Crow 挑魂杯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6FQvk8p6xU
Matatabi endurance stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCMi1HJSMzk
Feiru viewer games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SFv6w6kHmU
Pico Shiniki league applicant game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtCj1vzso0
Crow Shiniki league applicant game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWxpymkYrI8
Pippa Marimari underscore EN collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATOaE0x5eIQ
Andy
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2090184097
Denpa QB Grimmi collab
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2088957278
Crow teaching Popo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHe-6BCs3o
Bros:
Tsukasa watching Shiniki league applicant games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSN2VIMrqL0
Tsukasa watching Shiniki league applicant games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8CBd10e1w

>>71663527
It’s only Anonymous here, Anon.

>>71666690
Honors ARE genbatsu

>>71666690

Don’t worry /jong/ i will bake in the near future. Send me an image you want to have impressed upon the bread.

>>71668159
Use this >>71666690

The bread is baked but is being kept hot and fresh in the bread warmer until it's time to serve.

This post will trigger bump limit.

>>71670188
Whao it worked!

>>71670188
No way...

>>71670188
Pankophil hate!

I used to ritual post about cute panko posters until my ritual post was stolen and now I hate raccoons

New thread and template if janny deletes

>>71671229

/jong/ - 天鳳 Vtuber Thread

Honors are genbatsu edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
Idols:
Nina First meeting with team dango
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezdt8ZS4Bg [Embed]
QB there's jong in there somewhere
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2092526809
Crow 挑魂杯
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6FQvk8p6xU [Embed]
Matatabi endurance stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCMi1HJSMzk [Embed]
Feiru viewer games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SFv6w6kHmU [Embed]
Pico Shiniki league applicant game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtCj1vzso0 [Embed]
Crow Shiniki league applicant game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWxpymkYrI8 [Embed]
Pippa Marimari underscore EN collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATOaE0x5eIQ [Embed]
Andy
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2090184097
Denpa QB Grimmi collab
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2088957278
Crow teaching Popo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHe-6BCs3o [Embed]
Bros:
Tsukasa watching Shiniki league applicant games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSN2VIMrqL0 [Embed]
Tsukasa watching Shiniki league applicant games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8CBd10e1w [Embed]


>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news
The odds are 100%

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
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>>>/vt/wasp/
>>>/vt/mayo/

Previous bread >>71556487

>>71671290
>links

>>71671290
>[Embed]

>>71671409
>>71671458
eat the bread you ingrates

>>71671664
post a tenhou vtuber stream then