/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Moooii

Beeko is just Panko in a bee outfit.

>>71566726
Does she give handjobs in the gas station toilet? For weed perhaps?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Panko is just Beeko in a raccoon outfit.

>Foreigners could be here

>>71566823
Does he know?

>>71566832
Ritualpost about being an oldfag

Jelly is...

>>71566743
NOW (Literally right now)
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | LIVE | Members Only: Watchalong: RRR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu7aGOkFLgQ

SOON
Runie, Dizzy, Tenma & Muyu (22:00UTC | 15m | Murder Mystery)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moV2298ySQY

LATER
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 3h15m | AI Images: Pippa as an Anime Character - Sponsored)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9PQkNOo0aw
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | 6h15m | Memory Cooking: Miso Soup)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvY1LYMRh3U
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 6h15m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 7h15m | St. Patrick's Day Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16yHGKMJOs0
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 11h15m | Earth Science: Miyagi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxxzrH87xms
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 13h15m | Membership Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 16h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi remains on guerilla schedule :/
>Lumi will allegedly release a cover today (Somewhere around 9PM PST)

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

Awkward, clumsy, tender, heartfelt, passionate sex with Pipkin Pippa

>>71566823
meds now
>>71566869
the fattest rrat this year

Peeba is just Pippa but poorly drawn in mspaint.

>>71566918
Streaming too late for me...

I'm going to clap Pippa's cheeks.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>71566832
kys

>>71566823
>>71566869

>>71567018
What cheeks?

I am heavily intrigued by this Murder mystery. I hope it doesn't just come crumbling down.

phaser for this feel?

>>71566975
Shut up Holy maiden, and smile like a donut.

I love Shiina!

>>71567015
just go to sleep earlier

>>71566918

anyways now that we all have our baits and rituals out of our system it's time that we discuss something very important

have you donated too your oshi?

What happened to Panko's Lies of P VODs?

word cloud of last thread

>>71567140
lol i would never
I only bought her merch

Runie is being TOO creative, setting the bar too high

>>71567008
Meds.

raid warning. we are being raided by whale hunters and their whale hunters discord
whale hunters
>think /pcg/ whales are "the craziest whales in vtubing"
>compiled data on phase whales in their discord and ranked them by money donated and frequency (daily, weekly, monthly) and by type (footfag, furry, siscon, etc)
>raid and shill themselves in /pcg/ by posting as "phase friends"
>/jong/ was a /wasp/-astroturfed thread created through market research for the sole purpose of attracting and entrapping /pcg/ whales

>>71567140
>too

Fujo femanon from Lumi's stream found >>71565414 >>71566405

Love you Pippa.

>>71567140
Nah. I make fanart though. Under a generous definition of "art".

>>71567157
>hitler stream
where

>>71566726
HOT

>>71567157
>hitler stream dizzy

>>71567107
Kirsche

>>71567140
>too
About 2k including donos, merch and art

>>71567157
>more people mentioned Hitler than Pippa

>>71567191
>I actually bothered to watch a /wvt/ 2view after she was posted in /jong/
I knew that thread was too good to be true

>700 waiting

>>71567112
Didn't this anime get a second season?

>>71566743
>>71566948

>>71567157

>>71567299
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=rope

The biggest rrat of them all.
Guinea bee is just a regular guinea pig in a bee costume.

>>71567249
What would a Hitler Dizzy collab be about?

>>71567157
>anon stopped doing word clouds for an entire year
>suddenly doing them again
Why?

>>71567191
imagine giving money to some online woman

>>71567243
Says 14:00 Zulu at the bottom.

>>71566948
>Lumi will allegedly release a cover today (Somewhere around 9PM PST)
Just rewatched the end of VOD, ~6PM PST & 9PM EST

>>71566823

>>71567191
We must defend our home

>>71567364

>>71567193
>>71567261
>minor spelling mistake

>>71567140
The phasers I watch choose to not disable ads during their streams so I choose to not donate.
They get my ad revenue. That is plenty.

I deserve to be provided with Nasa sex

>>71567306
I hope and I hope that Hulu adds it because that is where I watched it.

>>71567157
me

>>71567364
Because I posted a screenshot of my phase folders and a wordcloud folder was among them.

>>71567191
I hate jong so much

>>71567364
It hasnt been a year fuck off

>>71566743
>>71566948
>>71567312

>>71567340
You have it backwards, its a bee in a guinea pig costume. Look at the order of the names, it was the other way around it would be called bee pig

>>71567353
Mommy issues

>>71567562

>>71567157
?

I

>>71567496
The Jonging Arc was the worst disaster /pcg/ has ever faced. Splitniggery and dumb drama got nothing on it.

>>71567562
Did you end up being late to work?

>>71566743
>>71567312
>>71566948
>>71567562

>>71567606
I trust Runie.

>>71567606
What's wrong with that? Runie would never lie, has never lied, will never lie. Said so herself.

>>71567614
>t. retard

>phase manor
so thats where the money goes huh

Graphic content, don't look.

>>71567610

>>71567157
why do phasers love Lumi so much?

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです
7 hours felt so short

Guinee Bee > Michi Eyes

>>71567614
Jongers needs to be tiled.

the world doesnt make any heroes outside of your stories

I love this Panda

Would you?

>>71567614
it will revive when filian organizes a /pcg/ vs /lig/ tournament

I'm going to eat a second set of mahjong tiles today.

>>71567749
That's one cute little shit in Panko's arms.

>>71567711
It's an awful mistake.

>>71567728
It was never a competition.

>>71567760
Yes, it looks cute

>>71566948
I want to member to Yuu but it'd feel a little weird membering her before my oshi

>nobody suspects the Great Alchemical Purple SMOKE

>>71567760
>flesh
gross, no

>>71567191
>The fag shitting up the thread trying to push jongers out was probably a /wasp/fag

>>71566948
my favourite poster

>>71567760
>shake hands
>collect DNA
>make my own sex clone of her
yes I would

>>71567711
I'm not sure how to convey it with conventional language, but ZI do love her.

>>71567760
break her hands? nah she isnt cute enough

>>71567738
The hunters kill the wolves in the end only in the tales humans tell

>>71567760
That might be the saddest image I have ever seen.

Is mari mari a virgin?

>>71567760
Please tell me this isn't real.
Please.
Oh god no please no.

[Lumi news]

>>71567157
>nyaru life suck chat
Of course the chunk brown girl gives good head
>lumi need anon
yeah me
>pippa watch /here/
As seen last night
>dizzy hate poll
Dizzy's opinions continue to be worthless
>vtuber whales high
With Idol seeing a bit of a collapse there are many whales up for grabs. Act now femanon!
TSKR wordcloud-sama

>>71567865
"news"

Tenma did it.

>>71567865
She's just like me.

>>71567850
not after offkai last year

>>71567760
Tickle her palms? Fuck yeah.

>>71567191
How can I blame Pippa

>>71567850
gym thot
signs point to no

>>71567606
well yeah
she's a good girl pretending to be evil
unlike lumi who's a psychopath pretending to be human

This is what happens >>71567191 when your general normalizes off topic whores. This is why tribalism is good. Death to capiss - the biggest enablers.

>>71567157
/pcg/ Lumi love

>>71567760
I don't get it

>>71567206
koinuko mention, she's less of a phase friend and more of a phase mutual since now tenma, lumi and pippa have interacted with her

>>71567932
you will never be rid of us

if you put all the phase livers in a thunderdome then which one would come out alive?

>>71567932
>we have been found out
>quick make the phase fans fight each other

>>71567902
She's enabling it by joining in and watching/following them on her public Pippa account knowing it's a dead sub solely to make her retarded fans think it's valid to continue shitting up the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moV2298ySQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moV2298ySQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moV2298ySQY
LETS FUCKING GO

Sakana is just a fish in a suit.

>>71568008
Are organs alive on their own?

It's time for me to transition away from Phase Connect since they've banned me from getting gifted memberships. I'll just watch vtubers that let me get gifted memberships.

>>71567908
i'm a gym fag and i'm a virgin

>>71567932
Falseflag.

>>71568008
AYO THIS NIGGA WIGGLIN

I am going to Dizzmax tonight

>>71567932
based

>>71568008

>>71566726
Who is Whoreneko Slutmi prostituting herself to today?

>>71567157
I want to see fujo's best Hitler stream.

honestly runie should be in hololive

muyu did it

>>71567243
lumi and pippa will do the look who's back watchalong on april 20th instead of pussying out like they did last year
surely

>>71568024
is he Sakana because he is a fish in a suit? or is he a fish in a suit because he is Sakana?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>71568011
>>71568055
But this is just regular jesriq behavior.

Imagine the smell.

>talk about grooming girls all the time
>now you're getting groomed by femanons
>complain
Hypocrites all of you.

the sugary drinks did it

>>71568100
I agree. We should trade her for Shiori.

>>71567932
>>71568011
INFIGHTING HATE

Why do I have such an intense desire to breed Lumi?

>>71567191
who's the moby dick of phase

>>71568115

>>71568115
don't toy with my emotions like this

>>71568093
>Stalin x Hitler fanfic writing stream
kino

>>71568144
Who gave Pippa access to Sakana's account

>>71568150
She's too sincere

Wait, Runie is stacked!?

Runie sexo

>>71567794
Just do it if you want to, Loki won't be until next week and Yuu could have a member only stream before then if they follow the pattern Euphoria did
Day one Loki member is still day one Loki member regardless of anything else

Evil woman sexo!

So, as a joke...

rooba

A journalist...

SEX

>>71568144
>coca cola

>>71568115
Please Please Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pippa will have to force her since Lumi is a coward

>>71567269
Grim.

>Lumi in chat
It was her.

>>71568138
Anon grooming is done out of affection. Femanon grooms for personal gain before discarding anon, there is a difference.

>>71568172
but girls can't breed girls!

>>71568237
disgusting

>>71568242
Okay I join Runie's membership she's amazing

>>71568138
I wish femanon would groom me into her bf

>>71568242
They got bigger wtf.
Is she pettan now?

>>71568267
It's always Lumi!

Ruse news is as trustworthy as pravda

>>71568089
me.
we signed an life long contract

>>71568144
This motherfucker lives like this and still gets a 10/10 twink bod it's so not fair

>>71568138
femanons are evil and do it out of spite and malice.

>>71568115
they will like they promised to do last year too

>>71568138
>>71568045
shut up. roasties

At this rate the Peronaposting will end up with gen4 having a batgirl with a transformed Perona lore.

Your invitation?

>>71568138
I'm trying to groom a wife, not a wallet, now post your flat chest and fuck off

I'M GONNA RUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEE

>>71568242
Hoochie mama...

fucking theater kids...

>>71568255
It was Pippa that dropped out of the idea last year IIRC.
Though Lumi is a lot more sensitive and self cucking these days so eh

Runie hips...

>>71568338
That picture is like 10 years old and Nasa said he got fat when he visited her in Japan.

>>71567711
Because she isn’t a racist or a liberal.

>>71568343
You're not gonna be saying that when one is sucking your dick.

>>71568115
Love that movie, Hope they don't pussy out again.

>NTR mask
lunatics...

Don't fall for the trap meme guys, I watched a lot of sissy, chastity, and prostate orgasm porn and decided to fuck a sissy dressed up as Pippa, but I didn't enjoy it at all. The instant I saw him IRL the illusion was broken, this was clearly a man, his body felt like a man's. His asshole had stubble. I couldn't stay hard. It was embarrassing. Don't fall for it like I did.

man, Runie's fingers look so weird

>>71568431
>femanon
>putting out
fool

>>71568338
Unironically do you think hes fucked any of the phase connect girls? I go back and forth on it because he seems like a good business man that wont risk bringing in drama just to get his dick wet on the other hand he really sounds like hes fucked either Uruka or Dizzy

>>71568330
>>71568334
lol

it was dizzy by boob suffocation.

>>71568330
>>71568334

>>71568475
Only Dizzy.

>>71568242
>>71568383
>>71568407
HIRE THEATRE KIDS ENCOURAGE THEATRE KIDS HIRE VOCAL COACHES FOR THEATRE KIDS PUSH A THEATRE KID INTO A VTUBER COMPANY GROOM THEATRE KIDS FLATTER THEATRE KIDS

>>71568448
there's a reason closet fags like traps/trannys so much

>>71568431
>Anon thinks femanon is more than a dead fish

>>71568475
Bro uruka hates guys shorter than herlol

Why wasn't gen 2 invited to Sakana's party? Sounds unfair.

>fat black women larping as an investigator
Ah yes Sher'loktan hom'les
>>71568500
She is a d at most

>>71568500
its not fair...

Can I trust Ruse News?

i love runie

>>71568475
It's the idol industry, he prostitutes them out to his friends and investors, if he had sex with them himself he would be devaluing his own product.

I'm here for the purple cow.

how dead is he

>>71568587
true, I was friends and investors

>>71568567
gen2 hates fishman the most so they're just glad he's dead

I kneel runie, this is too much high effort

>>71568600

muyu is CUTE

kino

Dizzy what the fuck.

MAID DIZZY ART.

NOW

Where is runie getting all these outfits from?

>>71568587
A proper pimp fucks his hoes once, and only once, for quality assurance.

Muyu is mega cute

>>71567760
https://litter.catbox.moe/zfi41j.jpg

dizzy is ruining my immersion

My calfie daughter Muyu is so cute.

>>71568645
Crackling with sexual energy.

>>71566726

Naked apron Dizzy
SSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I'm sorry to spoil this but the background is just painted on, they are at the warehouse

>>71568415
It's not even an edgy movie, I really don't get why they would.
It was made by fucking krauts and they're massively overbearing on anything Hitler related.

>>71568672
best i can do is cow

>>71567767
ME TOO

>>71567760
*heavy industrial cyberpunk music*

>>71568089
Capitalism like the rest of us (with a job)

>>71568475
He's married, calm down.
And before you say 'and?', not everyone that's married is a degenerate cheater.

bratty daughter

[Muyu News]
She is Sakana's granddaughter.

Bratty cow ojou-sama???

>>71568782
Anon he's not married.

muyu is naked under that dress

>>71567760
Gross
Keep flesh shit out of chubbing

That maid is pretty gross

Granddaughter needs correction MUUUUUUUUURRR

FUCKING DIZZY IS RUINING THE RP

>It's just an entire RP collab stream with a theme
Baller.

>>71568839
I'm naked under my clothes too

I already know how Sakana dies.
From cringe
This is great

How many talents do you think took the Fish Dick?

This brat....

>>71568078
>>71568233
Very cute. These illustrations or AI?

NUMBERS TENMA
WHAT DO THEY MEAN

Tenma is playing Hunter Biden.

>>71568881
proof?

Accurate numbermonkey representation

NUMBERRRRSSSSS

Why is Tenma calling me out?
t. accountant

numbers?!

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pry1c8WDto

>>71568676

So were the bots bought or assigned

>Tenma is the number monkey

>>71568899
Dizzy is an illustration
https://twitter.com/N30HRTGDV/status/1766342558563570027

>>71567711
Because she's nice, she's funny, she's honest, she always keeps her promises, she's smart but plays dumb so we can explain things to her, she's in touch with her femininity, her yap abilities are unriveled and her voice is angelic

>>71568922
underneath my LAYERS of clothes including my BOXERS I'm NAKE

A lot of people do cheat, i been asked by some escorts i fucked before if im married or have a gf (no to either). Apparently they get a lot of cheaters, kind of sad. Like my mom always says, if you are gonna cheat why even stay in the relationship.

>>71568803
It tracks.

>>71567760
what would she do if someone licked her had

There's not going to be any One Piece yapping in this stream...

wdhmbt?

Dizzy was not made for acting kek

confirmation of sakana's savior complex and that he daughterfu'd Muyu?

>>71569055
Good. One piece is shit.

>>71569055
You underestimate the pink woman

>>71569014
Fuck meant for
>>71568782

>>71568881
proof next thread?

Weird DnD session.

>>71569066
You're supposed to play dead you dumb fish

I killed Sakana in the library with the lead pipe.

Can Tenma keep up with other 3?

>>71569055
Watch her somehow squeeze a reference in

>>71569085
>One Piece is the shit
i agree

>>71569083
The whole company wants Muyu as their daughter.

Dizzy is gross.

>>71569140
I think she is still sick and tired

thanks runie

Runie doesn't know the difference between roof and ceiling

>>71568761
lumi was on the verge of freaking out and was constantly complaining during her hoi4 stream despite her chat being completely tame
hell, she's too scared to even say fucking tard half of the time
don't get your hopes up

>>71569127
He's undead. Clara is desperate for dick and killed him as part of a voodoo ritual.

It was *person*(glowie) by motiveless suicide in the basement!

>7 merch orders
>ZERO SHIPPED
Sakana.....

They're just shamelessly mocking Dizzy over those fanarts...

Man, Runie just keeps impressing.

>>71569183
EFL
please understand

I fucked Runie
I fucked Dizzy
I fucked Tenma
I fucked Muyu
And then there was cum.

Someone needs to keep an eye on Lumi. I volunteer.

Do you have to buy the bundle to get the free Pippa wallpaper? Because I only want the scarf and diorama

Any pure blooded lovebugs here? Has dizzy worn the snorkel any other time before this stream?

it was dizzy

Hi I'm in Japan. How do I fuck a girl, I just go and say "Hey" and watch them fall for my gaijin charm or is there something more to it? Asking here because Phase connect is the general with normalfags and sex havers.

Does Runie appeal to children?

it would have been cooler if she used photoshoped photos as bgs

>Danganronpa reference

>>71569266
Yes

It is done.

Gotta love Muyu's """acting"""

>lumi, dizzy, and shiina go to warehouse
>run away at an undetermined time after seeing sakanas car
>sakana is later discovered in the warehouse dead

This is so cringe lmao

Runie...I kneel

SAKANA IS DEAD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kino

>>71569287
Yeah, the Revenge of the Colon stream a few weeks ago

this is way too high effort for phase, where is my scuff

la creatividad is getting more powerful with every stream

>>71569287
The ass doctor stream

Looks like fish kino is back on the menu boys

kino...

I can't believe Sakana is fucking dead.
Who's going to not ship our merch now?

>>71569067
Makes it even funnier

>>71569190
someone post the "mein Furher" i dont have it

>>71566726
Bro if they keep this up they are gonna cement themselves as number 2 agency in EN, lmao. This is great, real creativity.

>>71569319
Is there any other way to get it? I don't want tranny socks

wheres panko...

>>71569289
Obviously.
The painting on the roof is a hint that he was acting like a creep on top of being a slavedriver. Best motives out of the three.

>>71569388

Is there a groupon for shills

Sakana died with a raging boner.

>Runie watches true crime
Fucking normalfag

good night, have fun with the murder mystery

>>71569316
>reference
It's literally the same music when body is discovered

why isn't dizzy wearing the ballgag

>>71569140
The cocaine will help

>>71569411
Wait for someone who bought the bundle/Pippa to post it like the rest of us.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DIZZYY YOU CRINGE HAG

I can't stop cracking up at Dizzy's scuba mask

Kino is back on the menu

>>71569434
kek

>>71569438
All women watch true crime.

>>71569441

>>71566726
>dont worry i seen enough true crime to solve this
>oh no this is gonna look terrible on my CV
I dont want anyone telling again women aren't funny ever again

>>71569438
Even Pippa likes it

Dizzy would be a great porn actrress

>>71569460
kokaina

>>71569388
that was over a year ago
she's changed a lot, and not for the better

>>71569441
wait im seeming something yel-

>>71569441
lmfao actual kino

>>71569424
I miss Panko

Man, Knives Out 3 is looking pretty good so far.

>>71569499
>would be

>>71569441
kek very nice

>>71569441
Is that...

>>71569434
This means either Tenma or Muyu did it!

>>71569498
Normalfag

Who should we trust?

It wasn't Lumi. I have proof.

>>71569352
I might be being pedantic but I don't think that one counts... But I'm just going to say it anyway...
rrrrrrrrrat alert: is Dizzy a shotacon (a real one) she has stated in the past how she dabbled in south parkl shota fanworks if memory serves right. The snorkel is used in some parts of the internet to identify loli/shotacon allies... Could she be using the snorkel for this purpose?

Why do you guys just grab people penises all the time?

>>71568996
>The Dizzler asserts dominance by refusing to take the mask requirement seriously.
Sasuga Dizzler

>>71569299
Just do that.

GUYS GUYS STOP
STOP THIS FARCE OF AN INVESTIGATION.

I SAW SOMEONE SUSPICIOUS BRAVING THE STORM AND LEAVING THE STATE ON A CAR, I EVEN TOOK A PHOTO.

>>71569424
She killed Sakana

It's gonna be Lumi

>>71569565
Lumi

So, who did it?

>>71569307
Man-children, yeah.

>>71569620
the butler

>>71569570
Obviously a self-report

>>71569618
This is Sakana's last words

>>71569299
Tobita

In completely unrelated news, Goldstein Inc. now has majority ownership of Phase Connect

This is just a bunch of grown women playing make believe.

>>71569498
Pippa is pretty fucking normie herself what do you mean? She doesn't really watch anime or play games anymore by her own addition.

>>71569620
IT'S ME AUSTIN

>>71569620
me :)

>>71569307
counterpoint: her tits

Pure Cringe Kino

>>71569668
Well they are vtubers.

>>71569668
yeah
also called vtubing

>>71569615
>>71569618
>>71569598
It's really fucking pathetic how gumis try to force Lumi into literally everything. They are the most insecure fanbase by far.