/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71460647
is that anycolor's ceo?

>>71460758
No, that's Tiku Razumi.

>>71460647
Imagine the smell. It must smell like B.O., sweat, and shame there.

We Nijissisters actually take care of ourselves. We bathe and shower at least twice a day.

>>71460647
Average Chumbud in the wild

>>71460647
All of them look datable

>>71460918
not now, vshitshow

>>71460647

goslingbud

>>71461057
Jeez, get some better standards, sister. You can do better than these weebs.

>>71460918
Many cold showers are necessary when dealing with a black company.

>>71460918

>>71461442
That sure is a Nijisister.

>>71461051
bruh. Is that one of Gura's old bday merch shirts that chad in the middle has on? Good eye.

>>71461442
Holy shit it's Mexican Peter Griffin.

>>71461442
what is that creature even trying to convey in that image? anger? is he thinking of squeezing the breath out of Pomu fr fr?

>>71460647
Me in the left

they are all nothing compared to the sheer beauty of the mikefags

>>71461864
>71461426
Pedro Grifo

>>71461442
>Miguel Macias, thaaaaank you!

>>71462397

>>71460647
CHADkodachi

>>71461442
it's hakka

>>71462793
how many people has that one killed, do you think?

>>71460647
>>71460758
Based riku took a break from whipping livers to attend holofest with his white bros. Uki dont look.

>>71461442
El Petero Griffino

>>71461199
>these are the cookies calling you chuds
grim

>>71461963
I don't know but what was HE thinking here jesas.

>>71463552
"Why is this 4XL so damn small, wtf chink clothes companies can't even make proper shirts"

>>71460647
they actually dont look that bad, looks like living a healthy lifestyle and just coming to japan to holiday and visit this expo at the same time.

>>71460647
Literally me

>>71460647
Chumbud, btw.

>>71460647
those are irish weebs

>>71460647
one of the many benefits of wearing masks is that you can hide your mug in situations like these.

>>71461442
is that a nipple!?

>>71462397

>>71460647
Yes.

>>71461199
>faking a group picture to take a good look at that Chika Fujiwara cosplayer's pantsu
holy genius

>>71464283
I have two...and now i dont even like Gura anymore. This made me stop buying merch forever, i will still wear them to get my moneys worth.

who the fuck is gura?

>>71463552
He looks like he's out hero tryna enjoy life & live as his best (admittedly obese) self. Y'all're just jealous that you lack the fortitude to project 1/10th the personality.

>>71472240
Gura is a town in northern Africa

>>71460647
Ahh come on sister, these are some normal ass looking people, keep looking.

>>71460647
Oh no no no Holo bros, whats our answer

>>71461442
>absolute WEAKEST Pomudachi
>could kill an army of holobronies and nijisisters combined just by sitting on them
strongest fanbase desu

>>71460647
>kaigai niki don't buy mer-

>>71461442
Absolute fucking unit

>>71461442
>>71463552
How do I get big like this?

>>714696199
Kek I didn't even notice

>>71460647
at least in Nijisanji event you can get a girlfriend

>>71504082
unironically, looking at his arms, you have both be really fat and still work out a lot

>>71463552
What the fuck is going on with the front of his thighs? Did he shove pillows in his pockets or something?

>>71504250
Eat many enchiladas

>>71461845
I recognize it because I wear mine all the time

>>71505741
>get a girlfriend
>it's one of the sisters
Jesus Christ I'd rather peg myself with a dildo covered in sandpaper

>>71462397
I look like this

>>71460647
>>71468744

>>71460647
CUTE HOSHIYOMI GIRL

>>71505741
What about that hottie bottom-middle? I'd be the Vesper to her Magni if you know what I mean...

I wonder what percentage of these asians are actually gaijin

>>71460647
>not wearing merch
No

>>71461199
>>71461442
>>71463552
Man. The US government really should get strict regulations on the use of sugar and corn syrup on their food.

>>71462397
I would kms if I were born like this

>>71460647
I don't know, but i really do need sex with a fembrat.

>>71505908
No anon, that's um... That's his gut.

>>71509190
>euro anon finds out what a fupa is

>>71521686

I hate when nerds get together and mock other nerds for looking like nerds.
Why cosplay normalfags?

>>71460647
>I'm white too
>I'm a tako too
>I have a jawline and a beard too
I am gmi.

>>71472649
>y'all're
rope.
NOW.

>>71524129
oh nonoNONONO NIJISISTERS, LUXIEMSHITTERS LAS CREATURAS AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA

Why fat people all dress like their grandma picked their wardrobe. Holy shit, have some balls and get yourself a nice button shirt and some jeans. They all dress like kids

>>71525097
nene too powerfull

>>71508133
thats taotan - way out of your league friend, and shes propably going to the hotel with jimmyweebshooter tonight

>>71524129
I fucking hate this picture. Holy shit not being able to see where his neck ends and his chin starts is making me irrationally angry. Fucking fat cunt needs to stop eating so much goddamn food

>>71525690
They're fat because they lack self-control, so they might as well be children.

>>71505908
The dude is AI generated, just look at his hands, or the way his shorts meld into his leg.

>>71531409
>or the way his shorts meld into his leg
his short got lost in his leg flap you idiot

>>71531017
>average greek vs turk interaction

>>71507601
I fucking wish, not only is that shit unhealthy but it makes food taste worse too.

>>71460647
Is that fucking Chris Hemsworth?

>>71460918
>Imagine the smell. It must smell like B.O
Nips don't have BO tho. Genetics.

>>71525118
Now get ripped and cosplay as a takodachi for the next fes.

>>71506067
I'm afraid of fucking it up since its white, I just keep mine in the bag how it came. I do that with way too much merch, paranoid of ruining it so I dont use it, ugh.

>>71533089
thanks for reminding me
https://youtu.be/BzL_MXgc24E?si=3iWfInNg7ZECcCVP

>>71536281
Gura gave you the shirt because she wanted you to wear it, anon
I've managed not to stain mine, but even if I did I would just treat it as part of the shirt's life story

>>71525097
Nothing short of soul, you love to see it !

>>71505741
Why would I ever want to hook up with one of those retarded fujosisters?

>>71525097
What is this from?

>>71507601
the crazy part is that corn syrup is not only not restricted, the US government actively subsidizes it.
Tax money spend that makes the population more unhealthy.

>>71538374
Big food makes you sick and big pharma keeps you alive baby.

>>71521686
>>71463552
What do you think Vtubers feel when confronted with their audience like this? Disgust? Pity? Guilt? Shame? Sadness?

>>71539605
sighing gratitude

>>71538123
Nene's song from today's concert
absolute kino
https://streamable.com/l8d1lx

>>71539605
Aroused. They think about getting stripped and gangbanged by their gross obsessed fans.

>>71539605
All of them

Post the kfp man

>>71536109
Man, asian zoomers have gotten TALL if Chris Hemsworth can stand head-to-head with them

>>71460647
Damn chumbuds look like that??

I feel obligated to post this.
You have to remember...anons
You have to wake up

>>71531409
If you look closer. Pants are stuck on all that grease in his tight man.

>>71539605
All of the above, I mean

>>71541090
You just know Kiara masturbated that night to the thought of this creature forcing itself upon her

>>71541407
Kiara wet herself for men like the twilight guy. No chance in hell.

>>71540666
I want the cute hamplanet

>>71542479
You're gonna need at least 32 McNuggets and 8 dipping cups to get her attention.

>>71462397
>

>>71541090
why does he look like someone shaved yogs simon

We have the mentally ill girls that keep their mental illness a secret... and I don't like that...
I feel like she could stab me at any moment.

>>71542897
That shit has to be a bit. I simply refuse.

>>71543406
look how skinny he is, look at the shit hes wearing
BYRBI

>>71543161
she might be a he

>>71543406
Avoid public transit if you want to hold to such naivete.

>>71543474
Even better

>>71525690
The minute they raise their arms even a little, those buttons are going to go flying. Sweatpants and tshirts are easy to put on amd take off without any hassle

>>71543161
This woman could get me down on my knees at any time.

>>71539378
>big pharma keeps you alive

>>71536250

even better: cosplay as buff ina at the next fes.

>>71539605
Honestly if I were in their position, I would frequently encourage them to exercise, either explicitly or subtly.
Obviously, I wouldn't discriminate them or insult them for it, though.
And it isn't like their whole audience is like this, it's only a few people here and there. You can also find lots of Chads and Gymbros in the audience.

>>71539956
I need to blast this all over the mexican towns to replace that awful spanish music they play in their cars

>>71507601
Real sugar is fine, now any other replacement is not.

>>71471743
it unironically looks good though

>>71543714
But Ame got shit on for simply suggesting that vtuber fans should improve themselves

>>71525097
>i will never get to have wholesome fun like this with other sweaty nerds cause yagoo is racist to gaijin

>>71507601
Not gonna happen. Actually the opposite, they get subsidized. There are too many industries involved now, any congressman voting agaisnt farmers would lose their job even if said farmers are just making everyone worse. Corn lobby by itself is very powerful.

>>71543996
>neets that worship pretend animu girls have fragile egos and recoil when faced with reality
Who'd have thunk?

>>71508133
>>71506609
It amazes how pretty average japanese girls are while at the same time the population just keeps going down. Fuck in the US you cant find akinny women, much less pretty ones.

>>71543046
cant believe kiara is a yognaught

>>71524956
Nerds were the real bullies all along, the '80s meme that they're some downtrodden underclass is long outdated and they're often just as terrible and insufferable as everyone else.

>>71544148
Due in large part tp Social Security being unsustainable unless the average life expectancy goes down.

>>71544238
you need pretty guys to help with that anon, girls are more picky than guys not the other way around.

>>71525690
Jeans are incredibly uncomfortable when you're fat

>>71544280
Corn? I don't think so, unless you mean older people voting for social security. Its a complex issue, in many areas the production of fatty foods are how large parts of the population make a living. Bu i think one of the key points is the cheapness of corn and how it allows pverly salty/sugary chips to he made, that's one example of course. The issue is everywhere, overly suggary soda, chocolate bar, etc. Next time you are at the supermarket take a snickers and look at the sugar content. Its something like 25% of your daily sugar intake for one bar.

>>71461442
Hey, i've seen worse at least he has hair

>>71544486
I was saying that corn syrup is subsidized and allowed to be put in everything because it reduces the life expectancy of the populace. A long-lived populace isn't in the best interest of the state.
>average /vt/ discussion

>>71460647
cringe...

>>71544858
I dont think its like that, too conspiracy-ish. The reality i think its just that this industries have a lot of influence in key parts of the country because of things like jobs. Also the largest government expenditure is healthcare and the largest helathcare expenditure is weight related heart issues, if the government wanted lower population they wouldn't be spending so much money treating this people.

>>71460647
>There will never be a kaigainikki that will be as based as THAT kaigainikki

>>71545091
>they wouldn't be spending so much money treating this people
>the money spent goes straight into the hands of private parties
>the same private parties that lobby and fund the politicians to maintain the status quo because a patient cured is a customer lost
Don't think too hard about it anon.

>>71460647
Why is that chumbuds jaw so fucking chiseled, dude is literal ginger gigachad

>>71543996
>>71544176
But the way she said it was condescending or gave such an impression.
I would just go "do exercise; it's good for your health" or "I'm going to do exercise after this; why don't you try doing exercise with me, anons?" and so on.
If I say it constantly, my fans will eventually get influenced and give it a try.

>>71525690
I'm not even fat and I don't know how to dress, but I also hate stuff like collars and button up shirts. I just find them itchy and irritating. Only reason I'm fine with jeans is because I have a particular pair that doesn't feel stiff.

>>71546325
I would do 3D exercise streams at least once a week. I mean actual exercise, not Ring Fit bullshit.

>>71543714
>And it isn't like their whole audience is like this
Maybe not fat, but a majority of the audience are what you would call "losers" broadly speaking.

>>71546325
>ame bullies her audience into self improvement
Based. Tough love for faggots too weak to make an effort otherwise.

>>71546576
What makes a loser? It's completely subjective and dependent on the group making the judgment, therefore retarded.
You, too, are most likely a loser to some people, but a decent person to others.