/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71435266
Mahjong is good

Vtubers should host majong tournaments instead of playing majong.

Surely this thread will be better.

>>71435328
That's a bold statement on a mahjong general.

>>71435372
it can't be worse

>>71435349
when is QB gonna announce the tournament

Pain and suffering awaits thee.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

pee pee poo poo

>>71435266
kys for that mabinogi garbage and altering the OP

>>71435477
QB general, fuck off tourist

>>71435349
Different JP vtubers do that all throughout the year. It's just that most people in this thread are still just surface level and only watch EN chuubas and aren't aware of the greater JP mahjong ecosystem.

hi im from /mjg/ and i want to say vtumors especially western ones and those who watch them are subhumans
thats all
most if not all you vermins are too low iq for the game, seethe and bitch about here all you want before you drop it .
Please dont take this as a challenge , world is filled with an ocean of simple pleasure for simple vtumors like you subhumans like simping for vtumors or whatever

thats all

SEX WITH LITTLE GIRLS

SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN

>>71435662

Methinks it's getting close to the time for another /jong/ vs /mjg/ tournament

>>71435531
amazing how a literal who silver shitter can have a fan base as annoying as ruffians or saplings.
kudos to you

>>71435789
>another
when was the first one

>>71435619
Good post

>>71435789
oshi tournament is better, that way mjg saints will split themselves evenly through all the oshis and wont be so one sided

>>71435372
surely

LMAO
Imagine oshi-ing a chuuba who isn't at a high rank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeO_L3yOPqA

I like the screaming hedgehog.

Actual jong stream going on right now, but just friend matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SFv6w6kHmU

fuck this fucking faggot game

>>71437265
Back to streaming you go chop chop

this guy is allergic to riichi...

>>71437854
Dama is a gold room disease.

>>71437854
>2200 hanchans
>sealclubbing in gold
fuck him up

I think riichi city sucks

>>71438501

And thus with this new thread, peace has been restored to /jong/.

>>71439230
Its still a roomless wasteland

>>71438501

Did someone say room?
Majsoul Friends Room 63299(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63299

>>71439366
2/4

>>71439366
3/4

>>71439366
starting

>>71435811
She's cute and funny

I knew you were waiting on pei

>>71439366
3/4

>>71439366
WJ, only got time for one right now

>>71439366
starting

>>71441850

wj

wj

wj, I had 1shanten from ryanpeikou at one of the hanchans, so close but yet so far

WJ

Back from my vacation.

>>71446403
Here vacation? or vacation vacation?

>>71446403
How was Thailand?

>>71446483
Here vacation. I am not wealthy enough for real vacations.
>>71446502
Thankfully none of the “ladies” spoke english except for select phrases

>>71446619
did they get you for the cunny after the thread 404'd or was it just racism

Tilemans deranking again.

https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>71447081
>458 points
today is the day

>>71447081
>already tilted by the tile matching mahjong
this is going to be a good one

>>71447081
Shan't

>>71447166
Two hanchan won't be enough for death
If he loses 2 games he will retreat

>>71446827
This

>>71447617
but she's completely covered

>>71447617

>>71447689
I was quite flabbergasted myself. Janny must have been hitting the bottle

Its going places already. I feel for him a little every time I ignore my gut feeling the same shit happens to me.

Who is famous cat anyway?

>>71448556
>asking for >names

I have no flow today

>>71448556
If you don't know who it is, can you really claim it's famous?

I don't like mahjong

>>71448556
me

>>71448691
same

>>71448691
yeah

>>71448689
very true tbdesu

>>71448556
Why do you want to know?

>>71448812
You anons talk about him all the time.

>>71448556
Pippa's alt

>>71448890
Shouldn't you know who he is if you see him being talked about all the time?
There are not that many posters here amigo

>>71448890
>single post with famous cat in it in the past 3 threads

>>71449017
in newchama's defense, has my >name even been uttered in this thread?

I havnt had my injection of sister wife today and im taking it out on /jong/ by posting another one of these.

>>71449149
We both know she woke up tired and said fuck it, right?

>>71449149
fuck you tileman we cut 6m

>>71449101
I don't remember replying >names to it so probably not, it might've been in a stream screenshot

>>71449101
The only posters with actual names attached to them here had been /asp/ies, we only know each other because we all play in the same rooms

I just wanted to know why famous cat is famous...

>>71449404
He is famous because he is famous iirc

>>71449404
it's just a stolen mjg meme

Well jonged

>>71449404
poor anon, you'd have to do /pcg/ reps, and do you really want to do that for the sake of a single famous ___?

>>71449404
he called himself the famous cat and we don't have enough jongers for there to be a more famous one

>>71449404
The real reason is cause he double dipped in a Pippa viewer game stream, then followed up by dama'ing in a friendly the same week.

today wasn't the best day for jong

Wow! I hate winning! I hate ronning! I hate tsumo! I hate first place! Mahjong tanoshikunai!

well jonged!

wj :'c

stop dealing into tileman

>>71449404
"I'm the famous cat" is the /mjg/ variation of "my dad works at nintendo"

>>71449562
famous cat has a list of crimes a mile long. all recorded and reported to the mahjong authorities

It had to be a Yuzu.

>>71449574
Furry's really sabotaging your chance of victory by dying right before you come back

>>71449681
Wouldn't really describe it as that at all.

>>71449562
and he doubled (triple?) dipped in Pippa's /here/ lobby

>>71449717
You're right. We should skin furry-kun alive and wear her paws for luck!

>>71449688
I finally got him, thanks for the tip off, now I'm off to find out who keeps eating other people's riichi sticks.

>>71449842

>>71449741
That depends, was it one she posted or one of the random night games with invites. If it was the latter I've done the same myself more than a few times cause I figure she's just looking to play.

>>71449842

>>71449900
She joined the tourney lobby once and a few anons just kept queuing after getting a game with her. I bailed after the first

>>71449900
it was the tourney room, others rotated after a game, if i ever jong with him irl i'll shadowrealm him, with my fists

>>71450035
>others rotated after a game
iirc 2 stayed for all three games

so close... so close

444 points left

Is it Famous Miyu-cum-doragon who keeps anti-ing me every time? Motherfucker, I know where you post

>>71449825
>luck
considering how this game went, go ahead

>>71450348
No, Its me.

>everyone remembers famous fat requeuing with pippa in tourney
>nobody remembers me
The perfect crime and I got away with it.

>>71450419
consider me SHOCKED

>>71450348
all me

>>71450348
You must be famous cat! Now's the time to tell your side of the story! Why are you famous, famous cat?

>>71450348
It's me, the famous famous cat anti.

>>71450493
I avatarfagged as the cat, so I became the famous cat!

>>71450481

>>71450481
I don't remember him requeuing in the tourney, just the cat and the other guy

>>71450348
Sometimes, but I was the one who said it was mostly memes.

I'm actually every poster in the thread. I multibox 3 accounts at once to play with you.

it begins

>>71450348
it's me, you might have dama'd someone in a game with me once

why do the foxes always ippatsu tsumo

>>71451242
games is rigged in favour of whales

>>71451242
furries and furry adjacent characters have a permanent luckshitting value

>>71451242
Fox trades all of his ranked flow for friendly and tournament flow.

>>71451242
fox just has better frames

>>71451351
This could be you luckshitting in ranked if you didnt sell your soul to be FOC

>>71451427
I thought pankophiles hated jong...

>>71451507
pankophiles play RC

>>71451472
I just don't have that much fun playing ranked.

>>71451507
Okay, I might get banned for this, but Panko's fans deserve to know the truth. Panko is one of the greatest Mahjong players alive.
I used to frequent Mahjong parlors in Japan. Out there, there exists a legend: the Italian Dragon. You know her as Panko. As the legend goes, she enters Mahjong Parlors followed by a man carrying a briefcase containing solid gold Jong tiles. She approaches the table farthest from the door, and, just by looking, picks out the weakest player. She puts her hand on his shoulder and says, "Your game's done." I saw it once. It was terrifying. She discards tiles with such confidence and force, you can feel the ground shake. By South 1 Panko was dominating, and the entire parlor was watching. "Double Riichi," Panko said confidently. The other players folded, but it was too late. "Tsumo!" Panko yelled, slamming the winning tile down. "Double Riichi, Menzenchin Tsumohou, Ippatsu, Chiitoitsu, Honitsu, Ura Dora, Dora. Kazoe yakuman." Black flames burst from her eyes as she said, "Kore wa, Kami-sama no Mahjong desu!" Her three opponents all clutched their hearts and died. "We're done here," Panko said as she left the table while her men gathered the gold tiles.

>>71451507
I am an avid Pankoposter.

>>71451600
I don't blame you it is constant pain

>>71451507
i luv pango

>>71451639

k mayb pankophils arent so bad after all!

>>71451507
NO MORE JONG

I hope the fox dama shadowrealms tileman

https://poal.me/3j3wxl

democracy would fail without panko manko

I should roll for the fox

>>71452206
I'm going to start posting dama ari rooms to toughen people up, I thought it was just a meme

>>71452693
We already have been doing ranked practice rooms.

I like speed jong

>>71452693
panko manko is no meme

i like bloodshed skirmish

>>71453288

I like little girls

>>71453288
I want washizu mahjong

deal in tileman, you must deal in

Is two 4ths in a row too much to ask?

Furry didn't kill tileman for us, sad

now he's luckshitting

I don't think he's going to derank bros

Can you derank back to novice?

he just has to deal into baiman

>>71462618
no, you stop at 0 points

3 4ths from deranking now...

>>71463468
Laugh at this anon.

>>71463468

>>71463468
At least repost it here to bump the thread. This is your only chance at absolution.

s-shut up

Imagine posting in the wrong thread. What kind of idiot would do that? Like you have to be dumber than a retard.

>>71464276
someone train an AI to do tiles properly already

>>71464276
I've posted here instead of /mjg/ a couple times as well...

jong..is...dead

I don't watch tileman, he doesn't deserve my attention

>4 games to derank
Today was a failure

no one streams on the riichi city category wtf
maybe i should stream riichi city right now

>>71467906
all the RC streamers stream under MJS because no one watches RC

>hag skin

>>71467906
Cause no one clicks on it.
>t. streamed Riichi city

can't jong watchin holos

I'll have good flow tomorrow

>>71467906
why would anyone play it over mahjong soul

>>71468429
more cunny less furries I think

>>71468571
>more cunny
Based
>less furries
Cringe
Also from what I've seen they have little collab power. MJS is more likely to get cool collabs, so I'm more invested in it.

doko...

>>71471997
More like dokno
Does someone have the sunglasses with the sparkle png?

>>71472899

>>71473533
Ty, I have work to do.

>>71474239
you better not eat those sunglasses

>>71474657
You're not my dad. You can't tell me what to do.

Dragon Loli never joins my rooms

>>71476272
I don't even have the game open... You also have a bad habit of sending them right after I decide to swap games.

>>71476272
skill issue, he joins mine

>>71476573
Can you not compete over me?

>>71476670
I've never even made a room

>>71476846
Okay?

Oh is this an attention whore ari general?

>>71480293
Huh?

>>71480293
what?

>>71480293
>his general isn't ari ari

so, did you have fun playing jong today, anons~

>>71481435
I did not touch jong once today. I was playing Mabi.

>>71481435
I think so

>>71481435
no, I only played 2 hanchans and I luckshit hard enough in them that I didn't barely got to make any choices

>>71481435
No, I had amazing hands that never got out of tenpai. They were taunting me today

>>71467906
>3 average viewers
riichi city bros, i dont feel so good.

Is that a room?
Majsoul Friends Room 23934(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23934

>>71483846
Yeah...
>>71483845(Me)
Gonna take a piss if it fills before I get back.

>>71483845
Started

>posts room
>I'm at work
Why do I have to work nightshift

Caster anon...

>>71484472
at least you're at work, I'm just forced to watch like some kind of cuck because I missed the room

>>71485529
It was yakuman tenpai...I'm sorry

>>71485708
Look at what you've done to me!

I saw the room and decided not to join

>>71486043
Based

has there been a DAMA? IN FRIENDLIES? IN THIS THREAD?

are chinese tiles good for you?

>>71486323
I know it's supposed to the cat, but the effect doesn't work so well if we're not looking at the thumbnail

>>71486323
This image makes me feel like a Vietnam vet

>>71486033
You’re having too much fun with those sunglasses. We can’t have that, anon!

>>71486757
I can still see it full sized, but maybe that's because I saw the thumbnail first

bros where do I buy the holy water of ligmark

>>71486640
I hate purple hag. Die, you hag!

>>71487054
You dont, do church part time jobs.

>>71486640
this better not lead to any hag players

>>71487184
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
it's just healing animals and shit, right?

I've drawn almost nothing but honors and fucking terminals.
>>71487411
Its random, usually just collecting basic items like wheat and wool.

>>71486640
that emote though

>>71488323

I'm going to buy that skin and use that emote every time you deal in

>>71483845
WJ

streaming riichi city has destroyed my majsoul flow

>>71483845
WJ

>>71483845
WJ

>>71483845
WJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCMi1HJSMzk

I only watch hags play jong

Khubie News: you faggots better send her marshmallows or I'm going to join your rooms and dama. Also dont forget the 500 followers karaoke is at 4pm UTC which is like 12pm est 9am pst.

I don't mallow

>>71500808
I still don't know what to send, that has not changed.

>>71501221
A semicolon goes where that comma is.

I wonder if I'm degen enough to maintain my English and JP account

>>71500808
>9am pst
but I'll be asleep for the first 6 hours of it

>>71504374
for events it shouldn't be an issue, 5 scrolls a month of each will be rough unless you're grinding ranked hard

>>71504533
are you guys actually playing enough ranked to get scrolls every month?

>>71504432
Don't sleep

>>71505121
I'll just catch the last 2/3rds of it when I wake up

>>71505121
>don't sleep
>stream will be 12+ hours
That's suicide

pon

>>71510054
Pon this you fucking retard!

>>71510872
Impossible, half that hand would have been called.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6FQvk8p6xU birb is streaming

>>71504937
…maybe what about it huh?…

>>71504937
i didn't even know you got scrolls by playing ranked...

>>71513839
You get gifts once you start playing silver+, then you dust them and use the dust to buy scrolls.

>135

why didn't anyone say Nasa is in the jong tourney?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSN2VIMrqL0

>>71522315
i haven't checked Phase in a while desu

>>71522315
Because the deer one is the one I saw play jong regularly, not Nasa.

Chinese tiles is causing me physical harm

>>71531608
you should sue!

Someone make a buckshot roulette clone but it's an automatic table that sets up a game state where you need to avoid dealing in.

>>71532426
that's a cool idea, maybe the game is moddable enough to do that instead of making a whole game

>>71533548
isn't the whole thing serverside?

>>71533732
buckshot roulette doesn't have servers

>>71533548
You can replace the shotgun with a blood pump for an Akagi reference (give me 10% tia)

>>71533937
I'm retarded, I thought you were thinking of modding jong with additional rules

why is this allowed

>>71538011
because we love fat titties

sending marshmallow is confusing, i can't nihongonese

>>71538626

what a despicable sort fox hags are

I've been playing for over a year and I still don't know which kanji is north, east, west or south.

>>71541031
what's up Pippa

>literally just turn 3
>2 PEOPLE declared riichii
>no safe tile since it's still early game
>threw away 9p
>Double ron
>-9k
>1 guy literally got mangan starting hand
how is this game fair again

>>71542108
its not stop complaining

>>71542108
flow issue

Thread is die

qb sooon

Khubie live!
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>71547422
my wife sure is cute and I know my jongers sent her marshmallows because I would just HATE to have to damacaust their friendlies~!

Good morning /jong/

gonna open a beer too

Really wish we had more options for jongtubers aside from this FOC retard.

>>71550466
time to learn japanese

>>71550466
Stream then

>>71550466
literally come to wasp and persuade vtubers to jong
thats what I did with fighting games and we got three new vtubers

If you cant find vtubers that stream the things you like, make them from thin air yourself

>>71550833
Who you got to play?
As far as I remember Miu, Rura and Laine always played them

>>71550466
What the fuck does FOC mean?

>>71551681
They're mad because QB mostly does friendlies

>>71551822
Mostly? That's all she ever does.

What’s wrong with friendlies?

>>71551881
good

>>71551881
I think the 5 minutes it takes her laptop to load would make it a bit hard for her to rank.

>>71551881
I've 100% watched her rank before

>>71552287
What like a few months ago?

>>71552395
At least February, her laptop can't handle the timer

>>71550895
the ones that tried it exactly once and then never again

are you a wanker /jong/?

>>71553057
I'm wanking right now.

>>71551681
My guess is Friendlies Only Casual
She just likes to have fun

>>71553057
I jerk off to little girls

>>71553367
PEAK FEMALE PERFORMANCE.

>>71553868
She's a zatsu streamer anyway so I don't see the issue lol

already drank 700ml of vodka

>>71550466
Just watch that one anon’s snake wife, Andy, or Dofume, I see all of them play ranked

drunk hiccupping khubie is really fucking cute aaaaaaaaa

>>71555124
Andy really is best girl.

>>71555124
>Andy is already Expert 2
the dofume into andy monday streams are the best mahjong content in EN available

>>71555262
She's a funny drunk

THREAD DEATH APPROACHING

Drunk angry khubie threatening to kill you when you come home from work before beating you with a vodka bottle asmr WHEN.

bakers doko

How much does jong must my oshi jong to be a jongtuber

>>71556046
once

>>71556009
give me an image

>>71556144

>>71556009
Your bread, sir >>71556487

>>71556500
>page 9 bake

>>71556607
>2323 / 107 / ? / 10
?