/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Mio ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv2MhNrujtk

Meru Love!

>3 threads in one day

>Mio ASMR
https://youtu.be/xv2MhNrujtk
>Rosemi Detroit: Become Human
https://youtu.be/kUs24Ys3lCA

>>71361353
by the way you owe us a naked dogeza. bitch.

Mio smell status?

>>71390455
/tsunX/ is ACCELERATING

M E R U
I MISS U

>>71390455
>>71390463
Mini Dizzy booty zord...

>>71390455
I wonder why

Mio you know we're not allowed to go back to the aquarium after last time...

>>71390784
seacuck spam but also both muyu & saya's streams desuwa

Good evening, I hope today was a fine one for you and you get plenty of wonderful dreams in your slumber tonight. I love my bodacious, scheming spidermomma and the tremendous power she sends forth into my tummy with her clenched, skilled hands, the lightning bolt of agony surging me into a long, relaxing unconsciousness. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>71390504
Full of my cum in all holes

>Am I thinking too much?

>Mio hates SEA lions
based

MOOOOOOOOM
MIO'S TRYING TO ARCHITECT ME AGAIN

>>71390986
She also hates SEA

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

I want Mio tummy noise ASMR

I will impregnate Mio

>>71391270
She would absolutely die of embarrassment and it would be adorable

>Multiple Jerries!?
>Jerry hivemind...
>Jerryverse...

Treating Mio to breakfast in bed...

ok now chuubas if you are here reading this now PLEASE reply

>>71392070
ok but you have to marry me after

>>71392190
Imagine the smell

>>71391349
this general is making like bigger women and i don't know how to feel about that

>>71392596
Liking bigger women is the natural state of man

>>71392596
I'm not convinced anyone here was an architect before getting here. Unless they specifically sought us out because of the architecture, which I guess I would believe.

>>71392596
There's nothing wrong with women having alil more meat on their bones, Anon.

Mio status after she stays with Yuuner for those two weeks?

>>71392190
ok but please dont try to impregnate me!!

>>71392734
i was the latter. not seeking it out persay, but i saw an architecture-esc image in the catalog and i knew i was home

>>71393337

going to edge to mio later tonight

>>71392596
yet another one to the statistic

>>71392734
Liked chubby girls since forever, randomly stumbled upon Ami, and the rest is history. this thread and its many talents, even with the occasional schizoid rampage, is a blessing in more ways than one

I'm no architect but the idea of Mio waddling around pregnant with my children makes me feel a certain way

I can't believe Miori didn't stream longer. She hates us.

Surely she is not going to have a meltdown in a couple of hours right?

>>71390455
I blame the swiss

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu people are getting their ami merch already and i haven't heard anything about mine yet

>>71393460
Speaking of, it's about that time for the retard SEA monkey to spam the thread with bait and schizo headcanons

>>71392190
fuck you anon reading this and seeing that pic has me feeling a certain way and ive only watched her once

>>71393868
For once I honestly doubt it.
I think she got it out of her system for now

>>71390986
what are (You) talking about, Mio loves SEAls

>>71392734
I had pretty average tastes and then /tsunX/ happened

>>71392734
But who is grooming who here, the talents or the fans?

>>71395225
Yes

>>71395225
don't play dumb anon, that's not what you were taught

Have a good night Dizzy! Love you as always

Midsemi Midlock

>no schizo courtesy bump
what a stinker

https://youtu.be/_VgfWbKctaA
it's time to jerry

We need to return /vrg/ to the op.

>>71398727
>bullshit schizo split

Oh look, Mio privated her Twitter again. I guess I should backread a bit to find what hap-
>Picrel
Let me take a wild guess. She got one guy'd by some braindead monkey over some stupid bullshit and it drove her into her usual meltdown cycle? It's been happening almost everyday lately.

Sexo con Saya!

I wonder if we can cross reference global torrential weather patters to volume of posts in certain hours.

/pcg/ was just talking about it but do you guys think Char will ever return to streaming?

>>71400394
why the fuck were those fags talking about char of all people

jerry...

>>71401033
/pcg/ is usually pretty chill around this time and because Char is cool

/pcg/ is always chill what the fuck are you on about

>>71401344
That's just untrue

>>71401432
They shit their diapers 100% less than this thread

>>71400394
Most likely not, she's not really given any indication of it at all.
>>71401606
There's very few generals that don't sperg out about retarded shit, but for better or worse the meltdowns here are usually related to vtubers. Half the time I tried to post about PC vtubers in /pcg/ last month since Ember or Muyu raided me into a Michiru stream, people were losing their shit over completely unrelated politics or giving 20 (You)s to reposted nudes.

>>71401606
The only time this thread "shit's their diapers" is when Mio has another break down. Granted /pcg/ get's a worse rep then they deserve but they do usually have something they're upset about nearly every single day.

I get that it's a funny situation when someone randomly gets gifted futa art but I wasn't expecting Orla to like random futa art on xitter.com

>>71401924
And like >>71401905 said what they're usually upset about has nothing to do with any of the phase girls.

>>71401981
I wonder how big Orla's futa cock is.

>>71401344
>>71401606
Bro I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but you've been in a coma for 3 years, its not 2021 anymore

>>71401981
was it tasteful futa art at least

>>71402091
I'll let you decide https://files.catbox.moe/e3dqub.jpg

>>71402091
Nothing nasty, but it was a pretty sizeable schlong.

>>71402120
Oh and this one to https://files.catbox.moe/ipdae9.jpg

>>71402197
WHAT THE FUCK

i am going to schizo anti kindlings
not ember, just the kindlings.

>>71402245
I know man. That one is gnarly.

>>71401924
>when Mio has another break down
>nearly every single day
Wow it's the fucking same. Mio is half of the organic discussion here anyway and the rest of this thread is a /pcg/ split anyway

>>71402379
maybe you should stay over there then and not be a poachfaggot for char of all fucking people.

>>71400394
>>71401193
decided to check it out. looks like the obvious guess was right for why char was brought up and those faggots were talking about poaching char AND yuuna AND orla.

>>71402512
That's not why she was originally brought up anon.

>>71402120
Cute cock.

>>71402197
Jesus Christ, that thing looks like a horse. Probably weighs as much as one!

>>71402432
Maybe you should get a grip and stop thinking you're somehow better than your peers

>>71402535
>>71397255
most of the discussion came after this post, not before it. and here i thought you faggots had gotten a bit better than when you were harassing ami & lisa.

>>71402512
>talking about poaching char AND yuuna AND orla.
I don't see anything wrong with talking about poaching. As long as it stays /here/.

>>71402758
There is literally nothing wrong with it except when people aren't chill and use it as an excuse to get upset

>>71402758
>As long as it stays /here/.
you faggots and elon musk are literally the reason ami doesn't want to look at her own damn website.

>>71402738
Anon you do realize the rosebud that's been making those super kino soundposts is doing it because he inspired by the "reunite the crown" thing? There's absolutely nothing wrong with the discussion of such topics as long as it doesn't leak into chat.
>>71402823
Nobody got upset it was just a simple conversation with people who didn't know who Char is being informed.

This thread really has been lost to phasefags, huh...

>>71399339
I sent her lewd messages she started role-playing in public with me sorry.

>>71402935
Anon it's been like this for nearly a year.

>>71402935
>lost to phasefags
That's what happens when most of your active talents are in said company

>>71402896
Hear me out. Someone gets 200 comments a day and possibly hundreds or thousands of chat messages. One day, 2 of them ask her to join a company where several of our girls are THRIVING. How is that a big deal? It's extremely ignoreable unless you just have a hateboner for Phase

>>71402925
nobody is going to harass rosemi to rejoin tsunderia, retard. meanwhile phasefaggots are clearly still the same poach begging containment breaching faggots they've always been. "As long as it stays /here/" my fucking ass.

>>71403107
>the minority is a representation of the majority
I get it anon, you dislike phase and that's perfectly fine but you have to realize not everything you read on the catalog is true.

>>71403181
I don't dislike phase. I was actually getting to be pretty ambivalent about pcg until you gave this wakeup call that you're the same fags you've always been.
or were you trying to tell us the poach faggotry's actually gotten worse with NijiEN's implosion?

Mio got me feeling kind of funny.

>>71400394
Christ sorry, didn't realize a simple question would attract this many spergs.

>>71403577
Stop being so disingenuous anon.

>>71403599
It's alright. Honestly, it's kind of refreshing seeing someone other than beerpals shitting up the thread.

>>71403721
I kind of agree, but I'd also much rather not have more schizos even if it does make them more varied. How common has poachbegging been in /pcg/ since Selen got terminated? Sounds like they've been targeting Rosemi too?

>>71403882
Seek help

>>71403882
It's been worse but I honestly believe some of it comes from unironic tourist..

>>71403983
Seems like most of them are tourists (to tsunx chuubas at least) if there was no one to immediately shut down bread poachbegging. Think even Ami would be a more likely pick-up.

and we are back to horny
I love her

>>71403721
I'm busy jerking it to the thought of being mio's orc

>>71404375
Stop continuing this conversation

>>71404379

Looking forward to drinks with my spidermom this Sunday, I hope she doesn't take advantage of me and my non-existent alcohol tolerance

>>71404411
Jelly trying so hard to straighten out her Starknights, bless her...

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1768558063613784298
Love hearing about chuubas getting along with their families

>>71404478
omg look at thAT BUNDAAAA

>>71404379

>>71404379
Horney mio over for me...

>fansly
What the fuck, Mio????

>>71404753
It's the best place to stream those games, retard. You don't have to be a whore there.

>>71404478
Jelly's perfect child ass

>>71404411
Do you regularly tell people what to do as if it's normal?

>>71405090
Are you usually this much of a homosexual?

>>71404813
I just didn’t expect her to actually do it
I would love it though

>>71405145
Are you the person that wanted to stop the conversation? Just trying to understand what's going on here.

>>71405145
>Baited into further conversation and will probably keep doing it
Bro...

>>71405309
No I've said my peace. He can keep at it if he wants.

>>71404479
Silly sheep having a fun time with her family is always nice to hear

I see the thread coincidentally went to shit during SEA hours again

robowife playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAFxQFxJO0

>>71392734
I've been into big girls for most of my life and I've been here since the pre-/vt/ days, long before it became apparent that so many of the Tsun girls were cute foodie chubsters. Not sure if it was coincidence, fate, or if I had a sixth sense, but I'm happy to have found a place where my heart and dick are both happy.

>>71410387
This game filtered me from kojima so hard

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Mio is ovulating

>>71394312
Surely you're not feeling a certain way about a lowly slug girl?

>>71412755
I'm on my way Mio don't worry.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk covers, her warm spinneret pressed into me transferring body hear, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>71390371
No no no, NO NO NO NO!

>>71414483
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1768638290834452963
>Hiatus Announcement
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's so over
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1768638290834452963

The three states of /tsunX/:
>ami is streaming
>mio is streaming
>hanabi is not streaming

Please god just let it be because she's going to focus on college work and not because she's dying again

>>71414643
I don't want to sound like an asshole but is this really that different than normal

could she have at least finished disco elysium first...

>>71414904
honestly not really

Ember needs to pvp me right now. 1 on 1 fully sweat. Stop playing Ember you and me let's get it on.

>>71414878
Or she's joining another black company.

>>71415102
Three for three?

>>71414904
Hanabi ran out of milk again

>>71415206
You can't be to hard on the poor gal.

>>71414904
It means we're going from sporadic streams to no streams which is a little different

>>71415102
NijiID here we come baybeeeee

>>71415403
more like ID4 which will be announced at fes

>>71415555

>>71402379
People like you are unironically why /pcg/ gets a bad rep. I doubt you're self-aware enough to realize what you're doing though.

>>71415926
He's not wrong.

>>71414643
Man...
>>71415102
MAN...

>>71415555
>hanabi would have to speak ID
>quads
mixed signals on the truth of this

>>71409235
Just a coincidence. Mio's wasn't around so they went for a different angle this time

>>71414643
There hasn't been a new Hololive ID wave in some time right? So maybe that or just school things getting in the way.

>>71416229
>hanabi would have to speak ID
You haven't seen much of HoloID, have you? Several of them are basically ENs.

wose...

>>71416720
One of them is even in kawaii now

>>71416786
A Holo is moonlighting as a Kawaii talent?

which /tsunX/ girl should I watch if the only thing I care about is a woman's fertility?

>>71417003
It's all hags and unhealthy girls here. I guess Mio?

>>71416786
She was NijiID, not HoloID

>>71416853
>>71417217
I thought they were still talking about NijiID from the reply chain

>>71417355
NijiID doesn't even exist anymore, it got folded into the main branch a while back

Just woke up to the news... Hanabi poster... I'm sorry/

>>71404479
God bless Papafuji for ensuring that Lisa has at least one good parent

>>71414643
the milk....

>>71417003
Haewon tends to mention when she's ovulating, though she is a bit physically unhealthy (licked hand sanitizer combined with baby oil for ASMR because she wasn't aware edible lube exists)
>>71414643
>it's over again
God damnit. First Hana-B went to a timeslot I couldn't watch, and now this. Negative luck

>>71419272
Haewon did not do that, nobody would be that stupid. I don't believe you

>>71419864
>Haewon did not do that, nobody would be that stupid
https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1743178340658487661

>>71419864
Anon, the same girl blew holes in her stomach from consuming too much antacids, not even considering that could be a problem because it was so yummy and "good for you". Bimbofication ain't all sunshine and rainbows.

>>71419995
>>71420000
jesus christ

Buenos dias

Poor anon will keep missing his boyfriend...

>>71420332
Hearty kek

>>71417003
Ember for sure

>>71420258

>>71420364
I'll just try to enjoy the time we have left...

>>71420662
There's a bit more to come yet, at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6VL9Hmc7Jo

>>71416720
i think all of them speak ID during ID collabs? but the thought of hanabi being our biggest chuuba & on the rest of the board's radar is a bit scary if i'm being honest

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>71420332
This is beyond just being retarded, this is brain damage

>>71425258
Considering how much she injures herself it's not out of the question

>>71425258
:D

Shes actually getting worse at asmr wth

You are actually getting worse at bait

Today's a day I just want to give my spidermom all the hugs in the world...

>>71425258
Cute, right?

>>71425955
I hope she's doing okay...

>>71425522
She has to be drunk and horny. Please be patient with our retarded GF.

Mio is fucked

>>71426833
Yeah, by me

>>71426833
I sure hope so

>>71426833
By me? Yup

>>71426833
I'm fucking her right now
t. Gumroad

>>71426833
Did anyone save it?

>>71426833
Asmr and hentai game fansly streams would be amazing. Imagine the drunken love bombing without worries on youtube.

>Trying 30 min later start time today :3
embuh...

>>71428155
big and squishy

>>71428230
She's working it all off she needs more food.

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>71428931
>>71429602
We must be as strong like fluffy spidorgirls or wooly sheep, we must persist

>https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1768713255424553257
Oh boy

>>71429926
these streams might never happen you know.
Not the first time she say will do something and never deliver

>>71429926
kek, another whore playing porn games

WHEREBR UUUUUU

Ember Backpack Battles
https://youtu.be/ZrS3JuHmnVk

>>71429926
>Mogu trying to mod on fansly

Emburger

>>71429926
Screenshot that shit you retards.

>>71430695
>it seems like r17.9 audios will be sold on patreon and if i ever do stupid playthroughs of h-games theyll be on fansly (i dont really have time to set this up anytime soon so ill let you know when i do)

>>71401905
The /pcg/ fanbase is really retardedly full of /vpol/ shit, it's all over the discord too

>>71430695
Why?

>>71430768
Because she deletes everything (and blocked me a long time ago. I've never even interacted with her on Twitter.)

>>71429926
>>71430406
>>71430527
>>71430601
>>71430695
Tell me
Fucking tell me

>>71430818
>>71430829
fucking based girlfriend (soon to be wife)

Eber is hyper today

>>71430829
>>71430740

>>71430879
Everyone's wife, it sounds like.

[Good news]
Ember is full of sandwich and choccy milk

>>71430740
>2 more subscriptions to top tier
girlfriend is squeezing me dry...

>>71403037
Not to mention adjacents. Jelly had a pretty solid core of discourse here even before being snapped up

E-whore arc Mio is going to be the end of this thread.

>I did NOT shit myself in front of my idols!
ZERO (0) streams

>>71402758
>As long as it stays /here/.
>CY + 9
>containment

MOOOOOOOOM
EMBER'S GUANOPOSTING AGAIN

I want Ember to shit sunshine and rainbows all over me

> it sounds more troublesome to try and manage piracy with this method... i feel like id need to change the password every few hours or something
>implying it hasn't already been leaked and up for weeks
>>70560885

>Ikura ayggs

>>71431236
Bruh

You can feel Ember's softness slipping away in real time...

>>71405090
>posted with a Jelly avatar
do (You) really have to ask?

EMBER IS REPLACING US WITH THE GYM

>>71415128
>>71415206
>>71415271
That's a weird fucking neck

Can you fucking imagine if Kallin had actually been named Helga?

>>71416745
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>71417003
Ember maybe Yuuna

>You have to become strong for the apocalypse, but you have to keep your FUPA
>It has to be soft and fluffy so I can keep it
>You can't do abs!
I will only do this if Ember does the same thing

>I LOVE FUPAS!

>>71431671
Clearly didnt take a bite dummy

Ember is really fucking horny today
>FupaTroopa

Never take anything Mio says for granted, sometimes she says things in the moment but doesn't really mean it, she doesn't need more retards getting "disappointed" like with the R18 audio thing

>>71431810
>10 million cal
All my cum

>>71431740
If Ember wants me to have a tummy then she must have at least 2x as much tummy, these are my conditions

Ember is fishing for husbands in chat again...

>>71425856
>implying that matters

>You need to look cute when you cry
How the fuck would I even be able to tell that

Ember's conditions
>Be about as good as her at video games
>Like food
>Look really cute and embarrassed when you cry

>>71428155
>mio could cum twice while watching ember eat
p-pottery...?

[Good news]
Ember doesn't work her abs, only ass

>>71432210
No... the Ember muscles...

>tfw have abs AND fupa
Watch out ladies

>>71431601
Oh shit I remember that

>>71431873
>Answers vary widely, but most sources peg it somewhere between 5 – 25 calories per serving. with an average volume of 3.4 ml

Approximately 170-850 thousand liters of cum

All mine btw

>>71432380
Ember will always belong to the architects, but if you want a big eater funny tomboy gf with muscles instead of chub then we can still cater to your tastes here

>I can do at least 300lbs of thrust force
EMBER PLEASE REDUCE MY PELVIS TO A FINE POWDER

>>71432397
I remember her joking about it but I didn't know Tsun management was actually thinking about naming her that

>>71432643
Shima needs to spread the muscle philosophy

>>71432637
Genetically engineering my balls into a space age nutrient paste factory for mios insatiable hunger

>Mio joining fansly and looking at other e-whore sites
She's finally doing porn huh
About time

Thinking about lewd- I mean loot goblin Ember...

Ember's giant backpack...

Hot...

Can we institute a policy for posting screenshots whenever Mio's Twitter is linked or otherwise referenced? It's easy enough to follow it whenever she decides to unprivate it again, sure, but honestly I don't want to notify her of my existence because I don't need her stalking my activity.
>Verification not required.

>>71433124
No, just follow it you autistic fuck

>>71433124
>I don't need her stalking my activity
then you don't deserve to see it

>>71433124
Nigga she watchin' you from inside your walls at this very moment

>I wish I lived somewhere cold and swampy so I could go foraging
EMBER COME TO THE UK IT'S A COLD WET SWAMPY SHITHOLE

>>71433263
I hope she masturbates with me.

i also refuse to follow mio's new account
>snuck into following the old one
>not even a beerpal
>too late to blend in with the crowds when following the new one
>nothing on my twitter account so i look enough like a shitter that she might kick me out of both accounts

ebr...

>>71433471
I only use my twitter account for gachas and to look at gravure pictures and I'm fine. Just go for it.

>Ami merch arrived
>Across the country where I won't be for at least a week
Immense pain

Goobert

>>71433663
>A week of anticipation to hug the Ami plushie
She's gonna get crushed

>>71433647
My long lost brother... I like other chuubas but just Ami and like fifty gravure idols and suddenly Twitter isn't a hellhole anymore.

Me when I see Ember

It's so cute how happy Ember gets when somebody tells her she's their kamioshi

>>71434023
>"I think after today it's more accurate to say Ember is my tummyoshi"
>...I cannot deny that

>Tummy... not enough FUPA... but sidesquish!

>>71433923
People underestimate how easy it is to curate your Twitter experience to not suck

There have been more Char streams since the PS5 released than PS5 games

>>71434140
Imagine if Ember got a model update with a slightly softer tummy...

>>71433471
>>not even a beerpal
you would fit right in with the majority of her followers there then

>>71432796
I hate to break it to you anon but Shimada is also into chubby girls

Chat is funding a new paperweight for Ember!

>Xbox 360 is not the newest Xbox?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PHtR-d-yVO0?feature=share

>>71434646
To be fair the Xbox naming scheme is fucking baffling and I have no idea what the latest one is either

>>71434728
I think it's Xbonezone or something

Kindlings where the fuck did you get all this money?

I know Ami is a hag but how old are we talking about? Like early 30s?

Funding Ember's dinner

>You can't call me the FUPAtuber...
I love FUPAber FUPAmane my favorite FUPAtuber!!!

>>71434853
I'd guess 35 at most, she seems younger than I expect at times and I'm older than that and she sounds younger to me

WE'RE MINDBREAKING EMBER AGAIN LET'S FUCKIN GO

donation frenzy lol

thank you for the akaFUPAs

>>71434853
My guess is also like 34-36
The way she reacts to dates and ages + her stories about growing up she's obviously not ~32 but she definitely aint pushing 40 either

We like older women

Good work, Ember... very good...

>>71435286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZdRB7lOS50
she's moomin by the way

Ember has received enough money for two whole Ember-sized lunches!

Ember wants to eat the Duolingo owl

[Mio News]
DRG stream tomorrow

>captcha GR8P
In my mouth

Tummyoshi!

Ember is completely out of control today

wait why are we bullying ember again

>>71435555
Quads of Mio will let me drink her pee

>>71435873
Because it makes her funny monke scream and it's cute

>>71435910
her funny monke scream is incredibly erotic

>>71435910
>>71435954
https://youtu.be/B6mh45mA_JY

>>71435997
stop my dick can only get so hard

Kindlings really whopping their wads right now.

>>71436053
DO UP THE HOUSE

>>71436053
If you want big bitches (respectfully) you need big bucks to keep 'em big in this economy

Embers stream is getting a bit weird

>>71436180
>getting

>Gets so flustered she starts rambling about cheese

>>71435910
I like when you can hear her cover her face and screech through her hands.

okay but that was cringe

>"I feel like I'm showing up to a corndog fight with a gummy worm"
>Best of both worlds, my dear
I officially don't know what is happening anymore

Mio already backpedalled onthe fansly stuff

>>71436439
Someone got their tax income and is living out some ntr fetish should run out soon.

>It's not me, it's you. You guys are crazy. Get well soon.

>>71436472
What did you expect. Her perception of R17.99999 was really tame after all.

>>71436472
because retards keep asking her about it

so what's the deal with ember's butt again?

>>71436472
[Non-news]

>>71436592
Ember's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Ember is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Ember's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused humans to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Ember Amane in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".
TL;DR it's sizeable.

>Mood rings
Damn that takes me back

BIG UPS

>>71436472
She didn't though. beerpals just can't fucking read.

>>71436472
You should look into reading. Well, I'm assuming you're not SEAmonkeys, anyway.

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>>71436472
Mio? Saying she'll do something then not delivering? No way!!

>>71436180
There was this "Justin" guy from a long time who would do such type of donos to Ember.

>>71436891
Beerpals? Taking every little idea Mio offhandedly brings up as a promise and then getting mad when she changes her mind? No way!!

Mio Love!

mio hate

>>71437147
A normal field trip? With the Frizz? No way!!

mio having sex with a white man while i watch

mio hate
seamonkey love

>>71437946
She fuck her mutuals

mio reading some other man's donos while i still can't even catch a gifted membership

mio abandoning me as soon as she develops a shred of self-worth