/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WORLD DOMINATION!

LET'S PLUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>71417575
welp, I guess that's the only soundpost I need for today.

>/lia/ vs. /choc/
>White vs. Brown
>Teen Idol Sensation vs Caramel Idol
>Cute Flat Butts vs. Bulbous Caramel Brappers
Tonight is about pride

Please /wah/, make me believe.

CAM ON LIA AND RINMAMA

I will post squibs

>pcg down a silver medal
>will be forced to trust more

Give it to me straight divebros, is /hfz/ finner gonner job against a handicapped team?

>>71419595
Yes.

>>71419595
the script was leaked already.

its a terrible day to be a sapbeat...

>>71417426
LETS GO /UUU/ I believe in U

There's gonna be a massacre tonight.

Predictions for today's matches :

>/hfz/ vs /pcg/
1-2
>/advent/ vs /lig/
3-0
>/vsj+/ vs /holoX/
0-2
>/manstars/ vs /tactical/
2-1
>/2434/ vs /wvt/
3-1
>/warkop/ vs /wah/
2-2
>/uuu/ vs /morig/
2-3
>/vtwbg/ vs /jidf/
4-3
>/choc/ vs /lia/
2-2

20 bings, get your war face ready.

>>71421396

20 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL KICKOFF
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>>71421497

>>71421497

>>71421497

>>71421497

>>71421866
I am ambivalent towards stack

>>71421497
PEE

>>71421497

>>71421497

LIV

3D matrix never...

>>71417426
dead teams so far

>>71423183
I love choc's dead banner

>>71423183
>Lumi's team killer is just Lumi

Come on divegrass gods, give us a 9-4-4-3-3-3 group so pcg makes it

>>71423298
agent L.K. at it again

>>71423298
>they trusted

>>71423352
Just realized Luca's initials also fit for Lumi. Fuck.

>>71421497
IKZ /holoX/!

>it's another 20 minute hfz hyp
yup... dimes

>>71423544
success breeds jealousy

Reminder if you're hyp is more than 1 minute, it is dogshit.
Nobody cares

HoloFights are such self marks it is embarrassing

>briefly cool, then goes on way too fucking long
yep, that's holofights. and all wrestling, really.

YAWN

>>71420948
>morig winiing
don't you do this to me asshole

kino...

>>71421497

>>71423912

Watamage taking their seat in the "scored in every league" club.

Oh fuck yes, this match is already great.

>it's another one of those games with 50 goals by each team

>>71424349
>complaining about kino matches
Sorry, scoring if for grown-ups

lmao that was a great goal. I can't tell where any of these player models is supposed to be.

Unpopular opinion: games with less goals and kino defences are way better than goal fests.

>>71424444
t. /ggg/

>>71424444
It should be balanced, which it is. You just remember the shootout games better.

>>71424444
As a morig fan I agree

>>71424444
Sure thing, Shinigami

The goal budget... we're still on day one

>>71424444
Checked and agree.

Its officially over...

>>71424444
FACTS : The best match result is a 0-0 because that means none of the team commited an error :)

>the "you choppa me I choppa you" of football

Battler

>>71424580
>>71424598
>>71424605
I want to see crazy saves and tight wins, you wouldn't understand.

>>71424660
this, except there should be a last-second penalty to decide the game

>>71424660
If the keep passing the midfield and losing it by the end of the match there's gonna be a lot of errors

>>71424748
>

>>71424660
Nah, best one is 1-0 with the keeper keeping a clean sheet and getting the MOTM award.

5-3 screenshot this

>>71424660
This but the winning team should get two goals in the added time one of which should start from a steal and be extra disrespectful as a result

I told you that keepers were the most important players of every team.

Pcg needs to fire their goalkeeper coach PRONTO

>>71425028
I disagree.

5-3 GODS

>>71424886
Now I'm scared.

What's the lore behind 5-3?
I get 5-1 and spain or 7-1 and brazil

>>71421497

>>71425255
I believe it was VTL2 that a lot of matches were ending 5-3

>>71425255
I think someone predicted /vsj+/ to win 5 -3 over /pcg/ but it happened the other way around

Defence wins you games btw.

>0 saves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz1BQdxySmw

>>71425028
haha yeah

>>71425654

I enjoy seeing /pcg/ lose

>>71419595
>>71419677
:)

>>71425255
(they lost 5-3)

>>71425852
Based

>>71425325
>>71425396
Holy fucking newfags

It was the semifinals of the first /vt/ League against /ybc/. /pcg/ didn't even exist then

>>71425646
based choc chuuba
I thought she got a new model?

>>71420948
Not enough goals. You have 18 more to distribute

>>71425920
And Veibae was commentating.

>>71425852
>4 /pcg/ adjacent teams
>The only one that makes it through is the disowned red headed stepchild /fvr/
roru

>>71425964
I just wanted to curse /pcg/ to see /hfz/ going through in the first one honestly, and it worked.

>>71425852
Based

I really enjoy this league's format, the large groups with few matches keep competition close and open. And the top two 3rd place teams advancing means even "closed" groups are affected by what comes after.

>>71425954
It's not ready yet.

>>71426056
I'd like to see more teams advance honestly, the last matchday clutches are too kino.

>>71426056
It also helps filter out all the shitters that can't even win 3 games.

>>71425993
>fvr
lol
you will NEVER be phase connect.

>>71425993
at this point, flavr really is the new "phase connect" of being the /here/ group. phase connect is just vshojo now.

>>71425993
Someone's gotta step up

>>71426056
it is tanking attendance, tho. once teams started mass dying last week, people stopped tuning in.
the last game tonight will have less than 200 viewers

>>71426346
The tourists were all Phase fans and /lig/gers, and their teams have been shit.

>>71426171
You'd need a weird format to escape needing 16 teams for the playoff rounds, but it's not impossible I guess.
>>71426346
Can't really keep teams alive for longer until you drop playoffs for something more swiss-like, but noone will have any idea about the standings and chances in that.

>>71426346
my team died last week and i'm still here

>>71426515
sure you can. have 32 teams. trim no fan teams.

>>71426403
People were even bragging about how their team's matches had the highest attendance, even though it proves that their team's fans are tourists who don't watch other matches.

>>71426346
That's going to happen no matter what.
You can't just keep all the teams on life support until the last day.

I'm rooting for you, /lig/

>>71426346
>mimimi attendance
My team isn't even plying today and I'm still here

>>71425993
>/fvr/
What is the story behind this group? Something about AI?

>>71426346
>the last game tonight
literally only because the game will be happening when Lia is streaming and her fans are going to watch her instead. Unlucky but whatever.

>>71426722
pippa stream where she made a fake vtuber company with AI that a few indies latched onto

>>71426799
So that's why there's literally a dude with a voice changer in it.

>>71426627
why would I stick around and watch shit like flavor or tactical or pink or whatever?
not my fault you need my view. get your own viewers instead of trying to leech /pcg/

>>71426627
we bought our ads. maybe it's your turn?

>>71426860
Because /fvr/ and /tactical/ are the pippa orbiter teams, duh.

>>71426722
Pippa used ai to generate images of anime girls to be vtubers in an imaginary vtuber group. https://youtu.be/GlM5Xm0cVN8
Some of her fans decided to take the joke a step further and actually start vtubing using these characters.

>>71426627
/pcg/ should just merge their team with /#/

BUT WHAT IF THOUGH?

>acro clear is acro shot into the goal
holy shit goal of the league

>>71426734
i will be watching Lia, watching the game, spamming 4cc chat, spamming Lia chat, and spamming my thread all on cooldown all at the same time. Nigga you crazy if you think I'm not showing up

>>71426860
because /tactical/ and /fvr/ are fun teams

>>71426998
Except /#/ actually advanced this time

>>71426346
I'm watching this regardless if /myteam/ drops or not

who else knows this feel?

>>71427271
>$6.99 soda
the price of cola has gone up to $8.99 since this display was made last year

>>71427327
Try this
>My football team is a fallen giant
>It's shit with corrupt president and fraud players and Manager
>The fans are retarded too because they keep sucking this manager's dick despite only winning 5 from 60 matches
>You're stucked in a corrupt league where only the same 2 teams are allowed to win titles since 1920
>The league has fucking 28 teams and almost 40 on the second division
>and my divegrass team has been dying in groups for the most part except a 3rd place last year

MAX IS MY OSHI

>>71427455
yeah and it's all because of kurosanji

>>71427455
>>71427271
desu if you drink cola as a grown ass man you deserve to be skimmed

>>71426515
>>71426346
What you could do is have the matches in a different order so no group closes until the last week, but it'd be confusing being in a different group for every match.

>>71426627
>a general supports their general's team
>this is bad

>>71427327
Yeah my /vt/ team and my american football team

>>71426627
not /pcg/'s fault you need them
i thought this was a hololive board? why do hololive fans not show up for any of their teams?
there isn't a big market hololive team. they can't draw if you gave them a pencil and paper.

GO BIBOO GO

>>71427601
It's nice to have threads attending in force, but if everyone only watched their favorite team's matches the league would be a lot less lively.

>>71427677
shut the fuck up R*manian

>>71427677
tbf hashtag draws dimes

>>71427677
>i thought this was a hololive board?
Have you seen the amount of Hololive and Holo-related teams anon? This board would not even exist without it.

>>71427677
What are you talking about? The majority of the viewers is hololive fans all the time because they stick around.

numbermonkeys get the rope. enjoy the beautiful game!

>numberfags itt

>>71427327
>my nfl team squandered a decade of generational talent and is back to irrelevancy
>my cfb team sucks under its new head coach
>dont watch soccer outside of divegrass
>my divegrass team didn't make it past group stage in their debut league
>but my mlb team is good and signed a bunch of players i like

This is /advent/ debut tournament, right? Not so bad.. but they gotta figure out their gold medal

How have the hyp been so far

>>71428041
long

>>71428041
kino

Win or lose, I'm going to bone a Sapling (The result will only determine if it's in celebration or rage.)

>>71428136

>>71428136
noooo, haha, please don't pin me down and fuck me really hard, please don't demolish my prostate with your cock haha that'd be awful

>>71428332

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>71428383
perkele

>>71426281
God I want to rail Sena. why is every wonderful woman a lesbian?

>>71428383
vittu :-D

>>71428383
Torille!

>>71428623
>why is every wonderful woman a lesbian?

>>71426346
My team has never made it to the round of 16 and I still try to watch all of the matches

that hyp was fuckin amazing, I was wheezing

>>71429083
Yeah, /vsj+/ did a great job.
Unlike the SECOND downfall hyp this league

Beebs, stop jinxing

>another goalfest
welp

5-3...

Goalfests are kino, but they're nerve racking.

De Gozaru is the Ryan Gosling of vtubers

El Jefe pls...

>>71429778
He was around ironmouse in the changing room and caught whatever she has...

>>71429835
>around ironmouse in the changing room
why would el jefe do this...

>>71429724
Everyone wants in her pants though

>>71429891
he wanted to see the tittolies can you blame him

>>71429891
We may never know.

Beebkiss

vshojobros..

>>71430308
It's so fucking over.

>>71430308
Gunrun is too focused in how to poach Laplus to do his role

>change to -1
>koyo scores immediately

is it over for good ?

So with this result, /baubau/ is pretty much safe, right?
It would take a miracle to eliminate them now.

Another win for hagbros

>>71430682
no

>>71430682
From this group - now there's next group

>>71430393
>>71430617
Get fucked

market teams eliminated
>pcg
>vshojo
>lig
>skynet
>lia
>mayo

/#/'s is gonna have to hard carry knockouts.

>>71430682
For /baubau/ to go over they need the following: manstars to lose or tie, wah and warkop to tie, and for morig OR uuu to tie or only win by 1

>>71430891
Yea, that's impossible.

>>71430860
>market teams
?

its over

>>71430755
Wah and warkop face each other and only 1 of those can get 6 points, the other will get less than 6. Or if they tie then this group sends a <6 pointer to third.
Manstars tie or loss means this group won't affect baubau. If manstars wins by 2 or more than baubau beats tactical on GD. So the only way this group's 3rd place winner beats /baubau/ is if /manstars/ wins with a margin of exactly 1 with a score of 2-1 or higher since /tactical/ needs more GF for the tiebreaker.
/morig/ vs /uuu/ matters more but there's a lot of GD fuckery involved in that. If /uuu/ wins they might be below /baubau/ on GD

IMO flip the /choc/ vs. /lia/ and /uuu/ vs. /morig/ matches on the schedule

>>71431354
it would lead to the most tense ending yeah but things are scheduled the way they are for a reason

>>71431273
Meant to quote
>>71430891

BLOCK GODS WE HAVE RETURNED
ITS COMING HOME
THIS IS THE YEAR

TWO STARS ON THE FINGER

>>71428683
I hate it so much

>>71431079
It's not as impossible as that anon makes it look like. If /Manstars/ wins by 2 or more, then /Baubau/ is ahead of /Tactical/ in GD. The only scenario that is bad for /Baubau/ is if /tactical/ loses by exactly 1 goal and they don't get shutout.

Don't need defense if you are always on the attack.

>>71431674 (Me)
ABORT ABORT

WTF?????????? WHY ARE THE HOMOS PLAYING THIS GOOD?????????

The math really gets more complicated every season huh

>>71431822
I blame the format

>>71431476
Congrats you crazy bastards

>>71431793
They've been playing good ever since /wah/ beat their ass in their debut and it woke them up

>>71431476
We'll meet again, brother

>ruffians forced to cheer for homos if they want to advance
fucking kino

>>71432188
They are quite silent, like their oshis in a Tempus ad

>>71425646
>unarchived

>m*les
https://litter.catbox.moe/a2dyg1.gif

>>71431793
>males
>sports

>>71431895
I still want to believe morig can still win this

does tactical still advance with a loss today?

>>71432589
depends on another match but with this big a loss they have a good shot at dying

>>71432589
Only if /wah/ and /warkop/ draw

>>71431895
>>71432467
Let us recognize this auspicious day where /morig/ has a chance to make it to the next round

>>71432634
>>71432641
yikes

>>71432589
If they lose this by enough, and /wah/ wins, then no

>>71432647
All they have to do is win their game

>Nyaru so fucking called out shes breaking containment
lmao

Yeah so like I said, basically impossible for /baubau/ to not go through

>>71432589
/tactical/ lost by so much that either /wah/ or /warkop/ winning their match means their death, only hope is a draw

>>71432690
By at least two tho.

>>71432647
>>71432690
It's a magical fucking day

>>71432715
I for one am looking forward to the pure kino of the /choc/-/lia/ exhibition match.

>>71432715
What happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJIpTIPnRs

>>71433131
just as nyaru was ranting and raving on her stream about beebs being paid off by the ATF, he played her chant and went on the tangent about femboy asses
so nyaru went into the cytube chat as "NOTNYARU" and called him out and the co-commentator read it

>>71433266
HEY! That's the song that just ended!

>>71432715
Why'd she end the stream?

>>71433330
>another chuuba got burned by divegrass
when will they learn

>>71433330
She'll be back later.

Nyaru has no balls. She isn't even commentating the /choc/ rivalry game tonight.

>>71433330
Needs to eat lunch

>>71433454
I sure hope she has no balls.

who are the contenders for top scorer?

>>71433454
has beebs ever brought on a female co-host?

>>71433454
Nyaru is part of offkai staff this year. Chances that she'll call them out when they fuck up. Zero.

>>71433313
Shame it's unarchived, would have loved to see it. Chuubas watching matches concerning them is fun.
>>71433547
Yes, a few chuubas in past leagues.

>>71433547
Yes, I remember there being one a couple leagues ago

>>71433547
Yes

>>71433547
Yeah, that one vtuber that didn't want to say nigger

>>71433511
Nyaru's chocolate salty balls...

>>71433547
he had "veibae"

>>71433583
>>71433597
>>71433604
damn. I had no idea. would be kino if he got nyaru in there

>>71433659
She just has to sign up I think

>>71433639
meaning?

I don't want to go to the spoon...

>>71433754
a spoon is basically an accomplishment

Remember when Tokyo ghoul was killing it ?

>>71433704
some lemon thieving whore

>>71433828
He hasn't "killed it" since /vt/ League 1, and even then it was just during the groups stage until /ybc/ clobbered them in the ro16.
It's time to stop living in the past...

>>71434048
Odd I thought kawiiapiposter was one of them too

>>71434048
but who among those has the most goals in every league, and can they beat the greatest goalmaker of all time (kobotempest?)

>Peek inside /2434/
>Not a single reply about the match
They don't care about divegrass at all...

>>71434165
at least they aren't actively hostile to it like the nerissa split

>>71434165
I guess they have a few other things on their minds currently

>>71434254
>at least they aren't actively hostile to it like the nerissa split
why would they (or anyone) be hostile to divegrass

>>71434318
It's not discussion about chuubas technically so in their eyes is shitting up the thread

>>71434318
they prefer to keep their thread free of any fun so they can go back to biting every bait post and screeching at each other and timelooping

>>71434427
really committed to the spirit of /vt/

>>71434048
watamage scored twice today
>captcha: 4444D

>>71433547
no, never

I hate australians

>>71434527
Good. Beebs is MINE and MINE alone!

I blame the australians for this

/wvt/ manager here
Niji: GG that was a good match
Everyone else: https://files.catbox.moe/62qb97.webm
See you all at the spoon

>>71431868
>carefuly
MISTER ESL HELLO?

>>71435040
>/wvt/ manager
Nobody cares who you are, fag

>>71435040
thanks for working on a team! /wvt/ isn't my team, but manager/caretaker love!

>>71434165
the times they do check the minimum banter gets them pissy
they are the one missing out :/

>>71434165
Women don't watch sports generally

>>71435199
I care. I asked

>>71434318
It's funny how Nerissa has the biggest presence on /advent/ team despite their fanbase not wanting to know anything about vtl

>>71434398
That sounds boring.

>>71434149
do you mean total goals over every league, or most goals in a single league? will check after today's matches.
>>71434151
no goals in VTL1 and 5

>>71435552
>do you mean total goals over every league
dis

>>71435436
The fuck why? Did Nerissafags had a fight with /advent/?

>>71435603
There's probably one or two fun-hating autists who throw a fit whenever it's brought up so the thread avoids the topic to stay comfy same thing happened to /vsinger/

>>71435519
I know. I wasn't aware of the /ope/ situation since /advent/ exists but I've seen generals that are completely opposed to it for that reason

>>71435603
There is no /advent/ general in the first place anon.

fuck I hate ID but that was a beautiful shot

>>71434048
Shocked pcg has a rep considering how low scoring the team typically is

>>71433541
Currently Psycho, De Gozaru, Skill Issue Dayo and YabaIRyS have 6 goals with the first two moving on to eliminations. On their heels is Mono's Monos, Yubi Yubi, >[Deleted] and Ougaman with 5 goals.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_6_Statistics

So why does /warkop/ have She-Hulk on their team

>>71435742
This is pretty much it yeah, the thread is also packed full of newfags and people who don't even seem to like Nerissa, much less vtubers as a whole

>>71436141
>full of newfags and people who don't even seem to like Nerissa, much less vtubers as a whole
why are they there in the first place

>>71436141
I mean I'm a newfag who's still sticking to just a handful of chuubas and to me at first glance that place just looks unbearably boring. Probably because it's filled with relatively normal people.

>>71436141
I would NEVER thought an Advent general was full of newfags but this is pretty grim

What generals actually have more than 50 posts about divegrass today?

>>71436412
I doubt it's 50, but /pcgia/ actually talked a fair bit about /pcg/'s match today.

>>71436412
pcg and /#/

>>71436412
Lia from Phase Connect is always talking divegrass

>>71436141
This smells like the kind of behavior backed by a discord server

>>71436473
>>71436548
>>71436567
>thread calls phase fans tourists for only watching their matches
>phase threads are the only threads actively talking about divegrass

>>71436358
Why? It makes sense honestly, Advent brought in a bunch of newfags.

>>71436567
Why do the Phase-adjacent generals seem to love divegrass? It's clearly not just twain's influence on /pcg/ if /pcgia/ and /lia/ are like this too.

>>71436717

>>71436706
Talking only about your matches and not watching the other ones makes you a tourist yes.

>>71436819
I'm a phasefan and I watch the other matches

>>71436819
Why would you talk about matches unrelated to Phase in Phase-related generals?

Takobros... I wanted to face you guys at the finals...

>>71436548
Why'd you list the same thread twice?

>>71436880
Good boy.
>>71436893
>not watching the other ones
I never said talking.

>>71436893
It pisses off the whiny thread police

>>71436774
Lia has a couple 4cc old fags.
I know one of the likers made pw/asp logos and kits for them dating back years ago

>>71436774
lia likers are /sp/ fags. have you ever seen them post during a lia stream? them treating lia streams like sporting events where they live post every fucking little thing. one of the main reasons why /pcg/ got spammy.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>71436947
Win more for us anon, you deserved the fwin against.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Alright /uuu/ time to score some goals

>>71437310
I haven't since I've mostly stuck to /pcgia/ due to it being the most relevant to me. Either way, I like it.

NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You just know /morig/ is gonna win by 4-1, they love pulling off that kind of bullshit

That's Swedish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17zluLuvu6Q
It's time

>>71437497
>some goals
>1 (one) at 92'
sasuga

Just a roll of the dice at this point

Hi /vt League 6 - Day 7!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (in reverse)

>>71437847
>at this point

She's actually doing it!

can't hit those notes, but can score those goals

Anuaf my beloved

IT'S HAPPeNING

>>71436412
/hag/ had a lot of posts about divegrass on their last match, and /mayo/ and /holox/ go nuts for divegrass

>>71438683
Those three threads have one thing in common...

>>71438804
new bread when this one dies

/moriG/, the team that nobody expected anything from, once again dissappoints

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

>>71427271
Based Big Red

Magic is real.

>>71428383
>ANAKIN 43
I-it won't increase again, right? ...right?

>4(4)
We won

>>71439442
I LOVE GETTING EDGED AND TEASED UNTIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE IN DIVEGRASS BY ANUAF

>>71438813

:D:

Are ruffians dead yet?

>>71439618
no, baubau lives and goes on.

>>71439618
No, they can't die on this result