/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah... Hey koianon can I get some idolRySips?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kUi7-tYjH-g

How do we get the Japanese to cosplay her? My yellow fever is activated

Will Cheebs perform at Fes?

I'm running out of hope again

>>71407085
Maybe

>>71406951
Just hire an escort to cosplay as her.

https://twitter.com/kiilmavt/status/1768400270533226838

https://twitter.com/CordiesD1e/status/1768419839855431692

Are the performances in Fes live or prerecorded?

>>71407467
Live MC? The rest is pre-recorded?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116931478

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh4v0dVq_R0
stream it you lazy nephilim.

>>71407187
you even get disgust looks as a bonus

I'm watching older feses and uh.... everything about IRyS is clearly influenced by jp. I guess she really was a fan before joining.

>>71407654
Given that their clientele tend to be fatfucks looking to be pegged or coddled like a literal toddler, they'll probably enjoy the change of pace.
But the scowl is free, yes.

Soon!

If you were approached by Bae cosplayer and she said she wanted you to mating press her, would you do it?

>>71408034
I'm a 32 year old virgin, I would have sex with anyone as long as they are clean and not obese.

>>71408034
She's either desperate or her snatch has been all over town

>>71408034
If she's a cute white or latina, maybe. Probably not.

>>71408034
I think I look okay but someone really cute should have loads of options better than me, so I'd probably think it's a prank and turn her down.
I'd be lying if I didn't furiously masturbate to what could have been afterwards though..

>>71408265
Not beating the NTR fetishist allegations here

>>71408076
>>71408113
>>71408190
>>71408265
But are you guys gonna betray IRyS for Bae?

>>71408034
I would love to but I'm an ugly bastard so she probably wants to steal my kidneys or some shit

>>71408265
It would have been a one night stand and that's it.

If I ever meet a nice cosplayer can we at least do something first? Anything, I don't care what. I do want sex but why not go somewhere and attempt to enjoy it a bit?

>>71408307
I'll be the Makoto to her Kotonoha

>>71408307
You are delusional if you think most guys, especially if they are posting here, wouldn't jump at the opportunity to have sex with a cute cosplayer.
You can love IRyS and still want sex, that's normal.

>>71408307
All these fags are kronies

>>71408307
it's a cosplayer not Bae plus IRyS would never even look at me anyway

I don't get this shit where you want to fuck cosplayers dressed up as your favourite anime character, do you pretend they're actually the character? Sounds awkward

>>71408428
Someone pull up the Aqua escort shitpost from /jp/hlgg/ days.

>>71408448
The guy that hired someone to act like her over the phone?

>>71408448
WTF did I just read?

>>71408307
If I have a chance with IRyS I would throw everything away but that's not happening
>>71408428
there is a great doujin about that

>>71408464
The very same

>>71408428
I get it if you are with someone and you both like it but just randos is ehhhh

>>71408478
Supposedly she took that very seriously and watched loads of clips or videos to "get into character". Very studious…

>>71408465
新しい友達。。。

>>71408448
or the Pekora friend

>>71408539
I member
Had me dying of laughter. Good times.
>ywn hire some hawaiian jap escort that watches every stream to get IRyS's mannerism down
>she will never unzip your pants saying "issho"
>she will never say "aha~" the second it comes out

I will change the question then. If you have to choose will you choose one from the pic rel or IRyS?

>>71408685
latter

>>71408685
If IRyS is an option, I'm obviously going to pick IRyS herself.

>>71408685
i would fuck any promise t b h

>>71408685
there is no question, IRyS

>>71408448
>>71408464
I read an article before about some filthy rich otaku that picked up a dirt poor SEA girl to act like his favorite character from some obscure older anime. She started living with him when she was still pretty young and he basically groomed her to become that character. Had costumes made for her and stuff and she roleplayed that girl 24/7 in his presence.
I doubt that's the only time that happened, there's probably a full on (obviously black) industry for it.

>>71408685
If getting close to IRyS herself is an option that's obviously what mostly everyone here will go with. But it isn't. It will never happen.
Having sex with a cosplayer, Promise or otherwise, is something that "could" theoretically happen.

>>71408846
>She started living with him when she was still pretty young and he basically groomed her to become that character.
ToT

>>71408846
incredibly based, I wonder how much one of those is

WIFE TWEET

Her awkward handwriting is super adorable

My wife has cute writing

>>71408958
I'm watching koyo what is it

>>71408958
So cute, we even got a flower, I've seen that flower before...

>>71409070

>>71409065
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1768609190204051691

>>71409070
fuck off, whore

Her crooked toe has been way too bratty lately. I must correct it

>>71409142
Koyori is IRyS' friend

>>71409142
IRyS would want you to watch Koyori's concert instead of talking about importing and grooming little girls.

my wife knows how much I love her thighs

>>71409308
are you sure about that?

>>71409181
Tongue correction

>>71409385
100% sure, unless it's momoka

>>71409308
I think she'd rather you rewatch her 3D Live. Nice projection tho, whore

IRyS and Koyori should molest lolis and shotas together

>>71409432
ok fine IWyS, I'll go watch then

>>71409476
you are the strangest schizo

>>71409477

>>71409476
You can't just rewatch IRyS' old content 24 hours a day anon, that's not healthy.

>>71409065
>>71409131
>>71409375
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>71409734
Shutup idiot

>>71409994
Nobody will marry you Cheeb

>>71409734
yeah, mine

i will marry cheeb

>>71409065
What does she mean by putting flower on GuyRyS' head?

>>71410672
That's Hawaiian GuyRyS. Damn bees can't get enough of me!

>>71410672
Marking (You)

>>71410867
hot

>>71410672
Displaying her intent to water you.

>>71411130
>Ah~

>>71411130
I want to turn on her sprinkler

IRyS but as a 1950s housewife

>>71411413
my housewife

I'm gonna feed Cheebs

I am the last IRyStocrat.

What food/snacks will /HiRyS/ partake in for fes?

>>71412119
Spaghetti

>>71412119

>>71412119
Don't know yet

>>71412166
Alright that's cute.

>>71412166
are those nuggets and weird sauce or some sort of pastry and frosting?

>>71412166
That looks really nice whatever it is.

>>71412240
It's Miko' Burger, which is supposed to have pink sauce you can't really see in that picture, and Suisei's Chicken Nuggets with blue sauce.

>>71412291
NOT THE PINK SAUCE

>>71412291
>blue cheese sauce made from Suipiss's toe sweat
The dedication is admirable

>>71412166
Where is the suipiss?

>>71412166
is that a double chicken burger?
fucking why would you do that

>>71412395
Well....

IRyS help... there's something wrong with Fu-tan.....

>>71412166
that burger looks like a movie prop

>>71412166
That burg looks even dryer than in the promo shot

>>71412166
I guess this set will cost me 70$ right?

>>71412563
at least the real nuggets aren't burnt

>>71412563
When will Cover release a BaeRyS bento? I would by that.

>>71412713
Hopefully never.

They should have a Nephilim Steak, it should be well done, of the finest Japanese cows and they can charge whatever they want.

IRyS deserves no less.

>>71412780
Who the fuck eat steak well done?

>https://hololivesuperexpo2024.hololivepro.com/en/expo/food
I'd probably just get Iroha's Castella, none of the rest looks like it'd be all that great at an expo where it needs to be made in an improvised kitchen in bulk and kept warm for potentially hours

>>71412851
damn, look at him

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>71412713
its funny how much jp plays into shipping and how IRyS is obviously cribbing from them

>>71412827
Antis and black people

Will IRyS spam Vertical short again after Fes?

name this group (IRyS, Haachama, Marine, Okayu & Chloe)

>>71413357
Crazy smelly.

>>71413357
Stinkers

>>71413357
One Hawaiian goddess and 4 jealous Japanese women.

>>71413357
Poignant fragrance

>>71413357
>MariKaKuIRyS Chama

>>71413357
rice cake

Fes is in the AM, right? What time is it for EDT? Last year was like 4-6ish, I can't remember.

>>71413722
Just look at the stream frame

>>71412563
>>71412166
Every picture I see of this just looks more and more vile

>>71413722
Do you not use Holodex anon?

>>71413839
That looks devourable enough to me

found this orange cheebs randomly in my room and wont go away can you guys come over and pick her up

>>71414186
throw her into the food processor to make more nuggets

>>71414186
time to fuck

>>71414186
AAAA
A GOBLIN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MinEyKc2K-o
what could have been

I can see TimeRyS on the Fes stage now. I know it's gonna be good.

>>71415733
I'll believe it when I see it. The FemRyStocrat will have pulled off a huge win if that happens.

when is this fes taking places (in hours)

>>71406218

>>71415733
If it doesn't happen we will have to cancel the merger

>>71415902
13, 18, 37, 42 who can say its up in the air

>>71415902
12 for Stage 1
19 for Stage 2 (this is were my wife is)

>>71415922
What is this merger you are talking about?

>>71415733
>>71415828
>>71415922
you gonna get Mori again and you are gonna like it

>>71416221
pog

>>71416221
that would be strange but I welcome liking things.

>>71416221
i'm not complaining since their last fes duet performance was amazing

praying it's not either of the EN whores, even if we already got JPs in the 3D live more of that would be kino

>whores
teaching dogs to bark was a mistake

There's too many options. I don't think they'd do any of the pairings they've had before, so Mori, Flare, Sora, and so on are out. Kronii might actually happen but I hope not, I'm rooting for Nene.

>>71416723
I think you mean teaching monkeys to use mobile phones

FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!

>>71416771
bold of you to assume she gets a group song!
im all in on wataRyS

>>71416804
horny pair ftw

>>71416804
We know it's going to be 1 solo song and 1 group performance for everyone anon. Plus the opening and ending obviously, so 4 songs.

>>71416847
opening and ending don't count especially if it's one of the songs we have heard a thousand times

>>71416847
there have been fes performancers that didn't get group songs

it would be a shame to waste a group song on mori again since they already did it last year

>>71416221
That would be great, actually.

>>71417025
Every single person last year got that. 1 solo and 1 group song. Except Suisei, who double dipped for Fu-tan's merry band of block autists.

>>71417053
this is so cute, my POV btw

>>71406218
Urge to sniff panties rising

Astroturfing is still a weird thing to see in this thread

>>71417102
hi me

>>71417139
This is the most important thread in the board apparently, that's why it is raided so much

>>71417183
they are after my underwear

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>71413928
I do not. I use i.miss.irys when it's time to read supas.

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1768660381466259961 Cutie

>>71417139
it's just baffling and it only ever starts shitflinging matches, I don't care about going to other threads to talk about IRyS, why can't other people not bring up irrelevants here

>>71418221
hype

>>71418221
not same day after party aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>71419010
Fes is 2 days, she wants to do it after the entire thing

>>71419049
Fes starts today. 2 days from now is a day after it ends.

It looks like everyone just chose insane days for afters, bet the few inbetweens have to change them

>>71419235
Doesn't make sense for her to stream at night time JST again right after day 1 or 2, she wants to do a stream at her usual time so it won't be short and everyone can watch it.

>>71419235
Would you rather she streams in the morning/work hours or normal hours?

>>71419235
She's actually earlier than most people just by virtue of timezones. NA stays winning.

>>71419973
its the jp begger dont reply lol

>>71419939
>>71419973
She did it some hours after Fes ended last year not almost a day after.

>>71419973
normal

>>71420250
What does that have to do with anything, that was last year and this is this year

>>71420325
You have some amazing replies despite not reading the thread.

why does this guy keep complaining when she streams but also complains when she doesnt stream

>>71420709
Quote me complaining about IRyS.

>>71408685
My wife is the only one i'll ever love

>>71421041
those look so soft

>>71421041
That's nice but you just posted MY wife

i want to smell IRyS' breath

>>71421214
Take your meds.

>>71421041
You appear to have posted my twintails-wearing wife

IRyS raped me

>>71422355
Not hard enough apparently

I want to get raped by IRyS

>>71424842
You best buy some toys to shove up your butt because IRyS is incapable of rape

Me holding hands with my oshi!

IRyS' fat hog

>>71426599
Fuck off kronie

soon

>>71426907
Stop posting that whale

I just want to hold her...

>>71409065
rare Guy'waiianRyS

https://twitter.com/Nadetauu/status/1768112253331525978

https://twitter.com/lienliensn/status/1767573914061041711

>>71429873
She'll fall into my arms.

>>71406192
I want IRyS's teeth digging into my neck

I wasted some time marking who she has sung in 3D with excluding concert openings and endings
I'm putting my money on Watame for this year

>>71430782
Given that chart, Watame is the best bet, considering that they traveled to Hokkaido together.

>>71430782
>>71430883
And the surprise choice would be: Peko

>>71430782
I'm a man of hope

>>71430782
All in on LunaRyS

>>71431132
I don't see any chance of ID3 not being all together.

>>71431121
The real shocker would be Kobo

>>71430883
Watame was one of her first recurring Splatoon buddies too way back in the 1.0 days

https://twitter.com/kareidon26/status/1768723109128159694

https://litter.catbox.moe/xnpgpd.png

>>71432964
ew

>>71432964
Please save that for after fes

>>71432964
ah... these again...

>>71432964
Cute

>>71430782
Aqua will be summoned in for a duet.
Believe

Can I talk about IRyS here guys, Global is busy with their own problems and that thread fucking sucks because of the shitposters.
I am new here so please go easy on me.
Just wanted to ask you which membership stream should I watch besides Blade runner and the 3D live

>>71436146
The song learning streams are probably my favorite of her member streams, Starship Troopers if you want another watchalong

>>71436146
No, you cannot. This is the TimeRyS thread.

>>71436146
The Starship Troopers watchalong was pretty cool.

>>71436146
This place is no better!

>>71432964
what was this

>>71436146
>Can I talk about IRyS here guys
seems controversial
the streak of movie watchalongs between fafner and shitelves was great.
the song learning streams are cute but not things you watch really

>>71436538
Post more twintails and I'll tell you

>>71436429
Shit only goes off the rail if you bring up someone else like the clock and elf whores.

>>71436644
TimeRyS or ElfRyS duet soon

>>71436566

>>71436146
Q&ASMR

>>71436685
MOAR
The image was Cheebs by the way
https://litter.catbox.moe/9op1xj.png

>>71436875
Why does my phone say catbox is not found?

>>71436380
>>71436419
>>71436550
Thanks, I especially want some anime watch-along stream, and like IRyS I am a huge Fujoshi. I mainly watch anime for handsome
Husbandos.
Still new but i like her
>>71436709
thanks but not really into ASMR
>>71436429
Yeah, but I hope this is a better place

>>71437058
Your DNS is fucked:
>$ dig +short litterbox.catbox.moe
>108.181.20.36
>$ dig +trace litterbox.catbox.moe
>https://bpa.st/EMTA
>$ curl -s -L -H 'Accept: application/dns-json' https://cloudflare-dns.com/dns-query\?name=litterbox.catbox.moe
>{"Status":0,"TC":false,"RD":true,"RA":true,"AD":false,"CD":false,"Question":[{"name":"litterbox.catbox.moe","type":1}],"Answer":[{"name":"litterbox.catbox.moe","type":1,"TTL":300,"data":"108.181.20.36"}]}

Your network is broke or your ISP is playing censorship fun and games.

No women allowed. This is a boys only club

>>71437615
but....isn't IRyS a woman??

>>71437472
She doesn't have that much anime watchalongs, sadly. Chat's inability to read the room made her drop the watchalong of her favorite anime, then they recommended some other boring series that she also dropped

>>71437472
It's more of a whispering zatsu than ASMR something to listen for relaxing
You could also look for her twitter spaces for the same thing

>>71437615
Come on, Cheebs, you can do a better job saving Angel Land than that.

>>71437790
No, she's my wife, it's very different.

IRyS should use her 1,000,000 wish to get a sexy ASMR model like Okayu

IRyS should use her 1,000,000 wish on a happy meal

>>71438573
That could be ASMR…

>>71438573

>>71438965
no...

>>71439037

>>71439152
>she even ate the toy and the box

>>71439152
You aren't supposed to eat the toy, cheeb

>>71438573
I think she'd rather have a Whopper™

>>71438573
I have a feeling IRyS will get a burger soon.

burger stream doko?

>>71439277
but why burger?

>>71439277
Maybe Flare can convince her to eat more on stream

>>71439211
Yeah, me.

>>71439345
how new are you lol

>>71439497
Don't bully the Kronies

>>71439385
You're remarkably close. MRE, not me.

FOMO hitting me hard right now, I've had my mouse hovering over the purchase ticket button for the past 20 minutes

>>71440134
There will most likely be a pirate stream at the usual place. I bought a ticket anyway.

>>71440199
A ticket for stage 2 I mean. I don't care about anything else.

>>71436146
starship troopers

What would Mega Cheebs and Alolan Cheebs look like

>>71439497
>>71439550
The fujo is new so what's your excuse for not watching streams?

>>71440384
Alolan Cheebs is just Nword

>>71437472
fafner if you don't mind not finishing it...

>>71440268
its forty bucks buy that shit
piracy is fine but I don't know how you be adjacent to it without noticing you like things more if you are excited and willing to pay for them

Tried to watch an anime at 1.25x just to see what its like and guys, this does not feel right at all

>>71440134
I bought the ticket only for IRyS' performance so there's less chance of it being interrupted for no reason, I'll watch the other sites for the rest of the concert

>>71440799
i tried it yesterday and uh i guess she's talking about streaming 1.25x because its just chipmunk voices when I press the button in mpc

Will Pirate Cheebs finally buy a streaming ticket this year?

>>71440134
If it makes you feel any better, its guaranteed that there will be a torrent of it. But I buy to support future events so. Just ask yourself, would you miss the money if you put it down? Is there anything down the road you might not prefer to be lesser financed for? Then walk away.

>>71441026
That's because Mpc is shit. At least use a player that supports audio filters like scaletempo2 or scaletempo3

>>71440134
The voices were too strong I gave in

>>71440199
would you mind spoonfeeding me a little? where's the usual place?

>>71436146
Her early ASMR streams were some of the best members content she ever put out. The style of comedy is the predecessor to what we got with her Valentines day streams

>>71441071

>>71442383
The miko boat site

>>71442787
Your stream is going to be cut. While the streaming service might actually work this year.

>>71442383
you need to decipher it
https://files.catbox.moe/96oekg.mp3

>>71442383
either it's a secret club or bullshit and it's always streamed in different ways

>>71443116
yeah really ultra secret

>>71442827
miko boat site? sorry extreme newfag here
when i think of miko boat i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COQR9A8D4XQ

>>71442383
ddlg or whatever is the usual site, right?

>>71444191
it is literally that
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/
this is an archive you can search
i believe in you. plenty of time

>>71444476
The fujo's not going to make it…

>>71446127
Lazy brat is going to miss her performance at fes

>>71444476
Thanks, I think I found it... we're watching a Polka song right now right? I have no idea how this site works lol

>>71446743
maybe it is guestchama

https://litter.catbox.moe/n5ve93.png

>>71447196
Brat

>>71447196
that's not water

>>71447196
Thick thighed brat being bratty in the rain...

>>71447510
Technically there should be water in it

>>71447196
...it's perfect for all audiences now!

Alola~~

>>71448514
*Sigh* *unzips*

>>71447510
Why do think she's upset
https://litter.catbox.moe/h1r9k4.png

>>71448753
She dropped her happy meal and it got soggy

>>71448514
she stole my flower

>>71448842
No, she gave me her flower

https://twitter.com/ITSUKIi_EN/status/1768763708296274335

>>71448906
that was IRyS's flower pollinated by me

>>71448514
The forbidden one!

>alt outfit nendos
>3kisei plamos
pain peko…

>>71448753
Because she had a bad grade and had to do extra work to improve it but got caught in the rain?
Definitely

>>71451595
What did i miss?

Shes a big girl

>>71454114
She gets taller every year.

>>71454114
FauRyS!

>>71454114
The better to amazon position me

>>71454114
She had to be bent forward to look smaller

>>71452927
She doesn't get bad grades, she does extra credit for fun

is there any point to watching the hololive channel stuff until the concert begins? is IRyS in anything?

>>71453551
https://special.goodsmile.info/hololivesuperexpo2024/gallery/
IRyS nendo announcement at WF winter surely…

>>71455378
Haha yeah...

IRyS' flowers on the expo stage.

Okay I take it back, I wouldn't go for the Spaghetti after all...

>>71455136
you can see her from far away and 2 or 3 seconds closeup during the opening

>>71455088
>extra credit for fun

>>71455656
Jap portions are so tiny...that cups for a little baby

>>71455656
Those drinks look like diabetes

>>71455088
This brat's intelligence clearly being higher than her peers must upset them
What kind of extra credit leads to her getting messy anyways, chemistry?

>>71455656
That spaghetti looks so sad.

>>71455550
the whole event is hawaii themed

>>71455656
that spaghetti looks worse than my hs' cafeteria

>>71455875
you mean IRyS themed

AZKI LOVE

>>71456014
yes its an apology for project hope

>>71456089
Only apology for project Hope I will accept is A-chan naked dogeza.

I am watching Expo live and damn, Hololive has so many female fans.

>>71456265
the sexpo...

>>71456265
She has weird toes... And she doesn't have a crooked one either!

>>71456744
its makeup

JRyStocrat with a DollRyS!

DollRyS!

GuyRyS spotted

>>71456457
Toledo, Suityan, Mori, and Kiara have a fuck ton