/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>71397938
This is the maro she was replying to. Seems fairly tame.

>>71399434
I'd tell i have to hang up and that I can't talk then wish I would've just risked getting punished for talking on the phone while at work if it meant hearing her voice for longer

>>71399460
He was attempting to groom her while she was dealing with IRL shit. Scumbag turd.

I love my beautiful imouto wife and I'm thankful for discovering her when I have, even if i sometimes wish I had found her sooner

>>71399668
you're one of the good newfags, keep being awesome

>>71399712
I've been here for almost a year though

>>71399746
so? if you weren't there for the Marley stream you're new

>>71399775
Naruhodo

newfags run this shit

I love my gold digger of a wife

Luv me wife, simple as.

I'm looking forward to hearing from my wife tomorrow, even though I'm supposed to be working and it'll be wife yapping on the job for the whole stream.

Why won't she show us the eggs

ive been here all year

i've literally been here since this post.

>>71400176
Ritual humiliation and conditioning you faggots to accept the fact that she doesn't keep her word.

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE you, shondo

>>71400234
Excited to see where you'll take this next

I can fix Shondo.

I will fix Shondo.

SHONDO GO THE FUCK TO BED

>>71400176
Did she actually say she was going to? I honestly don't recall.

YES I'M GAY!
YES I LOVE MY WIFE!
GET OVER IT!!!

>>71400337
Yeah she said she'll go through the egg pics after stream then post her own eggs in her fridge

>>71400389
We know Lurk.

Reminder that anytime during a stream where a male gets emasculated/feminised in any way shondo will say stuff that makes you feel good, so you associate that feeling with getting emasculated. She tried to feminise but she’s not all that good give her some time though

she can fib and forget and mislead and lie to me a hundred thousand times and i will still love her. she has my heart in her hands

Shondo if you want to save this marriage you need to provide an official weekly husband ranking of the top 25 and honorable mentions, at least.

>>71400433
hardcore cuck

My heart is kept captive in her ribbon cage and I don't even want to escape

>>71400501
Fuck off ratracer, I doubt she can even name 25 of us without accidentally naming artists and other vtubers. As it should be, you're (You) not buttfuck0341.

>>71400542
>ribbon cage
listening to this rn

>>71400316
this except i will make her worse and she will make me worse, before we resolve to make each other better and march onwards toward the future, unafraid

>>71400580
The face of 'Chat'

>>71400653
Chat runs this shit.

>>71400580
mega cuck

>>71400653
"Hey chat, snail this relic of a bygone era"

>collectivists vs individualists
Simple as. You've already lost if you're trying to stand out as an individual.

>>71400880
I can't help but stand out as an individual. Thank you for your worthless advice as always though.

>>71400880
>Rat racers vs polyculist cucks
Ftfy

>>71401066
And what does that make you?

>>71401066
>>71400984
You will remove your oshimark and silently leave by the end of February.

>>71401134
Kek

Shondo thinks that she can love hundreds of people but that men can't love more than one person. Don't try to apply logic and reason to this, just do whatever you want.

>>71401154
Of course you can love hundreds of people, millions even. Patriots love their country.

>>71400880
doesnt seem accurate given the multiple ongoing and historical counterexamples of her heaping attention onto her favored shoggers

>>71401154
That's different

>cum onto my shondaki as I'm falling asleep
>wake up after a restful 8 hours with the shondaki glued to my tummy
>make out with her for 15 minutes
>cum on her one more time for good measure
>get out of bed to start my day
It's the small things in life that make it worth living

>>71401215
>favored shoggers
If her list of favorites is in the hundreds then that's every active husband.

>>71401189
Watch streams. She was explicitly talking about romantic relationships.

>>71401245
Never understood why weebs did this, the dakimakura feels just like a normal pillow and in the dark it even looks like one.

The lack of interaction is by design. Her family and the Barbies have finally shown her how much nonsense she was in, and now she is slowly fixing things. Old husbands will leave as the well runs dry, and newer ones get just enough to hook them in. She is a very calculating and manipulative gold digger. Expect this to continue to deteriorate as she keeps growing larger, chat.

>>71401154
>but that men can't love more than one person
She's right tho. Male love is about providing for those you love and protection, well you can't do that if you split your resources and time between multiple women. If you add child support into the mix then it's all ogre, you're incapable of loving (supporting/protecting) all of them.

I'm happy to just talk with her on stream and the occasional movie night. Breaks from her allow me to work on stuff I want to or play videogames without having to worry about missing out on something.
t - old husband

>>71401689
>old husband
you mean cuck? bet you were around when she was dating P lmao

you cant farm me brainworm nigger, ive been through it all

Smile it's going to be okay

>>71401725
So I take it you have a cuck fetish that you satisfy by hanging around here? Kinda sad.

https://streamable.com/dv1p8o

>>71402566
nice try shondo, im not embarrassing myself infront of everyone with my shitty drawings

>>71402566
Maybe I'll get the courage to post art someday

>>71403030
I'm gonna do it. I figure in a month or so.
Never drawn anything in my life

>>71402566
Shondo isn't the only one, i also want more fanart of her's

>>71403413
even the shitty ones by amateurs?

>>71403526
If they're cute I'll save them, but even if they're average or below average or whatever I'd still like to at least see what people could do for shondo
I think it's cute putting effort or at least trying for her and so I'd like to look at them

I love you Shondo!!

>>71370471
>>71388019
btw this is because he drew her this week. She goes through the media tab of mid level artists to see if they have drawn her before and if they're worth a follow
she probably saw the meme and laughed at it

>>71404129
SyadouNaruhodo

Did she forget about the eggs

She didn't forget and isn't posting them because she hates you in particular

SadCat UUUUUUUU

Can't wait to see the drawing shondo's working on, i wonder which artstyle she's going to use

>>71405590
>>71405658
So later when discussing you can just cut to the chase, and instead of "Shondo your eggs!?", you can just be like "Shondo why do you hate me?!"

>>71406243
shes never going to post it

>>71406387

Has anyone received their Giru posters yet? It said it would be delivered in 10 business days but it hasnt arrived yet

I hope you get your poster soon

I hope you never get your poster

>>71407972
:D
>>71408370
D:

if you want a poster i can shitpost for you

https://files.catbox.moe/0frnbw.mp4

>>71408751
jesse

>>71389046
I wasn't here at the time but thank you for your continued klub posting
klubbers run this shit

>>71408751
Interesting watch, don't get why you posted it here though

I hope this stream is as affectionate as the last lobby 2 stream

>>71401628
I just hope she runs back to back scamathons like grandma suggested

>>71410597
i hope she does porn like shadowmama suggest

I hope

>>71410640
I would pay good money to see the lump

>>71394017
I was asleep when this was posted but I just wanted to say I like these posts and wish there were more of them.

>>71394017
i was awake when this was posted and forgot to tell you i liked this post very much

>>71412459
I also am guilty of the same thing

I’m like Neo from the Matrix but rather instead of dodging bullets I’m eluding your gay ass brainworms. I love me wife. Always gonna love me wife. There’s nothing you can do about it. The only person that can end this marriage is Shondo herself, explicitly calling it quits.

call this marriage the matrix cause i'm in this bitch and i can't get out

>>71413256
I liked this post very much and it made me laugh

>>71412984
>The only person that can end this marriage is Shondo herself
Are you even a proper husband if you let her call it quits?
The marriage terms are that we are married to her for forever:
>don't forget, if you follow me, we're married forever~!!!; from the rules section on twitch which one agrees to upon following
>[...] till death do us part; from one of her tweets
A real husband would keep it up and bring her back to her senses and reminding her of the terms-- holding her accountable.

>>71413620
i haven't even ate breakfast yet anon but this isn't even that disagreeable.

Short shogga but my dick tall

what is with this banger posts today

>>71414792
I want this just to see Shondo freak out

>>71414792
I don't want this Scared

I LOVE Nina more than any of you

>>71413620
>A real husband would
Enforce till death do us part.

>>71402566
it's good she likes it but drawing for Shondo doesn't motivate me to get into art, if I got into art I'd start with some loli rule34 of random characters, then make my own doujin with OCs and then maybe do some fanart of Shondo assuming twitter doesn't ban me by the time I'm a decent artist

It's surprising Shondo doesn't change her streaming schedule to 5PM to cater to her american whales.

>>71415570
A real but dumb and impatient husband

>>71416040
she saves the intimate moments for us

>>71416051
Playing Minecraft with her is the only power any husband will ever have over her. You can't convince her to do anything without throwing tens of thousands of dollars at her, all you can do is throw your life away in order to end hers if she ever betrays you. This is a findom (financial domination) relationship.

>>71416263
>findom
lol holy shit this is accurate
https://www.findom.com/

>>71416040
4pm streams would be kino

>>71416263
Skill issue, but unironically
Do better

Shondo is nice to me and I give her money sometimes and I do not expect anything in return.

>>71416481
When was the last time (You) changed her mind about anything? There's 130k of us, you shouldn't be able to think of at least 10 examples.
>shondo suggests something
>we syadouHappynod enthusiastically or syadouHappynod begrudgingly
That's how it goes 99% of the time, if it doesn't go her way all she has to do is put on the puppy dog eyes and lowkey threaten indirect suicide.

>>71416535
Good paypiggy.

>>71416611
watch streams

>>71416699
>no examples
As I thought. I can think of one moment, her not being sure if we should watch a 100 hours amongus video and putting it to the vote. Even then it was almost 50-50. Shondo doesn't care about democracy though, she only does it for irrelevant shit.

>>71416364
Now I feel pathetic giving her money.

>>71417009
you shouldn't be, if you lived together with your wife you'd buy her stuff all the time, the most stingy men will become generous when in love

Sometimes I’ll give Shondo the remainder of the money in my bank account and have to skip a few meals until the benefits come in again

>>71417267
nevermind what I said here >>71417212
you are pathetic

taking out high interest payday loans to give Shondo money

>>71417267
She herself says to not donate if you aren't financially stable, so stop it

>>71417432
nta Why not? If Shondo really gives a shit why doesn't she refund shondophrenics that brag about being poor and time them out for 7 days for their own good? She doesn't care, she pretends to be against it to look good to you gullible men.

>>71417532
here's your reply

>>71417576
I'm aggressive but I'm right, Shondo could refund their donations and ban them, yet doesn't.

1 is my limit anon don't get greedy

Shondo will gladly take your money as you go homeless for her, all while saying "noooo don't do iiiiiiiiiiit!"

oh no, shondo is raping my wallet D:
no, dont, stop touching my credit card uuhg...
she's taking it all.. my BIG FAT wallet... completely drained...

Pawning valuables to give Shondo money. Taking money out of my mom’s purse to give to Shondo. Breaking into cars at night to give Shondo money. Stealing copper from construction sites to give money to Shondo. Calling old people and pretending to be their grandson. Telling them that I was riding with my buddies and the car got pulled over. They found cocaine in the car. Nobody admitted whose blow it was so all of us got arrested. Telling the old people that you need their help and they need to buy gift cards from a convenience store and you’ll use that money to get out of jail. Begging them not to tell anyone, don’t contact any other family members because they’d be so disappointed in you. Using the gift card money to donate to Shondo.

>>71417532
>tipping me directly is the best way to support me and my content! please do not tip me unless you are financially stable, and please note that all tips are non-refundable and final! you are not receiving goods or anything in return!
Is it really that hard to read her cards?

the findom plan is working :D
you will gib me all your monye faggit
>>71417864
>all tips are non-refundable
hehehe how convenient for me XD

>2021 QnA says shes 140cm w/out shoes
>pinned tweet says shes 137cm
why must she lie to us about such small things?

Telling homeless people that you’ve got work for them and you’ll give them a good meal and some spending money. Taking them to an abandoned lot and killing them. Harvesting their organs to sell on the black market. Using the organ money to give donations to Shondo.

>>71417959
dementia reps anon

shondo is going to fix her sleep schedule and americans are going to seethe

>>71417961
Bet Shondo would shrug at that like the based little sociopath she is.

Going back to school, finishing your degree and landing a good job so you can give Shondo more money.

Arbitrarily raising rent in the properties you own to give bigger donations to Shondo.

She's a horrible manipulative woman.

>>71417961
>implying homeless people would want to work for honest pay

>>71417961
>>71418047
She'd never

>>71418300
>honest pay
It's not honest pay if you're not paying taxes, that's what we call slave labour.

>>71418344
>She'd never
>>all tips are non-refundable
;)

holy fuck i actually found her... why is she lying to us like this?

>>71418345
>get paid in food and money
>dont pay taxes on it
>you are now a slave
>>>>>>the ones paying taxes arent the actual slaves

>>71418419
My Cute Wife Is A Tornado

>>71418419
she lies as she breathes

>>71418419
explain

>>71418419
are those cutting marks?
jannies, kiss this user

>>71418474
>no safe working conditions
>no retirement
>no breaks guaranteed
>could randomly get your organs harvested by your so-called employer
>le taxation = slavery
Libertarians are a meme.

>>71418419
Take your meds shogga I'm getting worried

>>71418475
>>71418508
>>71418532
>>71418585
>>71418612
its her concert drip

lol

>>71418648
Her sleeve yeah? What about it? We already found her side profile during the concert arc
You're late by like 5-6 months

>>71418648
It doesn't matter anyways, I've seen her face so I'm done looking for more RTX.

>>71418698
shogger... your context reps...

>>71418761
INSANECAT what am I missing

Weird vibes in here today I just want to be goofy I just want to be silly

I don't exist
I am not real

>>71418419
Could you be more vague next time? I can still understand what you're implying.
>>71418788
You're missing a bait that was placed earlier by an anon, he planted the rrat that she went to the Ado concert in London and now he's showing you "evidence". It's a brainworms farmer.

>>71418842
You most likely are

>>71418863
Oh that was a while ago so I forgot, thanks

bot accounts run this shit

>shondo exists
>do something bad for her
>"grrrr this whore made me do it!!!"
do shoggers really?

>>71419203
Yes, women have the power to deceive virgin men. The only way to resist their control is to have casual sex with lots of women.

>>71418419
Nigger

>>71418419
You're gonna make me look at concert footage for the rest of the day. Brainworm farmers are too good I swear

>>71419203
no lol. the posts here are satire except for the nice things I actually mean those

>>71419338
kek
>he had to look for this to shitpost

ZAAAAAYYYYYYMMMMMNNNN, Shondo looks like THAT‽

Yeah, sure thing. Nigger.

>>71419338
SyadouOmegaLUL holy kek

>>71419338
that's not even the same sleeve dummy

>>71419342
You should've figured out it wasn't her from how thick the arm is, shondo's was clearly skinnier

Kinda went menhera for no reason and deleted my twitch account. I might be able to reactivate it somehow. For the life of me I don't know why I did it, I was actually looking forward to Shondo's return. Tomorrow will be a stressful day, maybe thats why.

>>71419612
dont worry. i doubt she’ll notice youre gonna during today’s stream :)

astridson wants to be on stream today to talk about the game, it's not really a collab and it's special circumstances so it's fine right

>>71419203
Yes, unironically. Lack of any real interaction has driven me to terrible behaviour and it is all her fault. She made me this way.

>>71419612
SyadouPattheshadow that's unfortunate, I hope you're able to get it back and that your stats saved(follows and subs)

>>71419692
I know.

>>71419722
not true

>>71419700
No
>>71419722
Not true, you're responsible for your own behaviour and for the way you react to things

>>71419700
yes syadouHappynod

>>71419781
>>71419753
She made me do it

>>71399434
Oh fallenshadow is a vtuber now? I listen to some of her older ASMR vids every once in a while and was wondering why she doesn't upload very often. I remember she did release a short vid showing she had a twitch but didn't really care about twitch at the time.

>>71419854
She is graduating soon, dont worry. ASMR content is back on the menu.

>>71419854
no, back off, we are full

>>71418841
too bad shondo you dont get to just spend a whole week in da klub and then come back like nothing happened

>>71419924
says who? paypigs have no power over me

>>71419920
shes not making a single asmr video again if she graduates

>>71419854
From which era are you?

>>71419700
so he was just another groomer after all

>>71416611
I have a laugh anytime she says something so dumb that even even broader chat doesn't roll with it, such as kissing nina etc
I don't know if she does these things sometimes just to guage if chat has any free will left but it's funny

>>71416263
>tens of thousands of dollars
Speaking of, I saw a video with that $10k head mic she wants. Even with my decade old Beats, I can tell a difference. It's cool.

>>71420084
If you aren't a groomer you're NGMI

>>71420122
there is literally nothing wrong with two girls kissing, it should be encouraged even

>>71420122
she has average female intelligence which puts her above most shoggers

>>71420191
Everything is wrong with two females kissing, it's fruitless hedonism and spiritual bankruptcy.

>>71420048
Is there an era when she was just doing ASMR? Because around that time would be when I was watching her vids.

>>71420191
It's wrong when your wife is one of them

>>71420191
yes. Nina and Shondo going at it like animals is hot

>>71420191
this was about her permitting us to kiss nina and her shock that people told her that's not permissible in this relationship

>>71420365
Cuckoldry is not hot.

tfw she kisses nina when she goes to visit her and when chat tells her they feel betrayed and that's not what you do in a relationship she's gonna go :/ and pause for a bit before giving a lecture that she feels like she can't do anything without upsetting us

>>71420444
I'd call her a whore in chat

>>71420035
;)

>>71420533
and you'll probably get banned

Alright I’m going out on a limb here but I don’t actually think it’s common for girls to make out with their friends and feel each other up I don’t think that’s normal. Shondo and Nina would not do that.

shondo kissing me

>>71420583
Nah

>>71420598
The barbie offcollab and its consequences will be profoundly impactful on the future of this planet

Making out with Shondo so violently and your teeth click into one another

>>71420598
syadouClueless

>>71420598
I've seen what the liggers tweet out at twitchcon, bao and her friends were inspecting each other's pussies, numi was kissing everyone she knew on the lips, tob and Zuma were fondling each other's boobs and probably more, layna was spanking saru on the dancefloor...

The most common female behavior

>>71420802
Whores, all of them
Women do this a lot though

I have to miss the next week or so of streams because I'm busy with matters that are too difficult to multitask through when one of the other tasks is watching the most beautiful woman in the world. I know she says to tell her when we plan on being away, but I think hearing the thinly veiled apathy in her voice will make me want to kill myself, not complete anything I have to, and lead to my life spiraling out of control until I actually do kill myself
Should I just pay the brainworm tax I mean make an anonymous donation to say that I'll be thinking of her the entire time I'm away

Sometimes I take a step back and wonder how messed up I'd consider someone if they said anything like this about another vtuber, and become so grateful that wifey isn't like the rest.

>>71420989
>Sometimes I take a step back and wonder how messed up I'd consider someone if they said anything like this about another vtuber
Well Shondo is a confirmed schizo so it's fine.

she wont care bro

Is the marashon on 23rd a twitch watchalong or discord thing? If it’s discord who do I talk to about getting the VOD I’m going to be busy that day

>>71420989
"Go get that bread, anon (so you can donate it to me hehehe)"

>>71420989
Hope you can finish your work fast shogga
I get what you mean to a degree, I'd also probably never say anything if I had to do something

>>71421300
xdd

>>71421291
Marashon happen on shadowchama, discord watchalongs are late night impromptu watchalongs so she isn't lonely while watching a movie and working

>>71420989
it's pathetic either way anon

>>71420989
She is a vtuber, not your wife. This is not a rewal relationship. Seek help, incel, before you hurt her with your misplaced expectations.

>>71421464
stinky femcel

I hope you remembered to cancel your Disney+ membership you got for the Disney movie watchalong anon

>rewal

>>71421596
Kek

>>71421548
no, I havent watched every episode of the simpsons yet

I take the relationship seriously and get sad when I miss a stream and look forward to watching the VOD

>>71421837
Good shogga
I get shondo reassuring us it's okay to miss streams, but it still feels horrible

i take the relationship seriously and i have not missed a single stream

>>71421837
vod watching is omega cuckholdry because you cant even participate in the interaction gacha.

>>71422016

I take this relationship seriously in my head but never call her my wife or say I love her

The call xher a femcel but they never call xher wrong.

Stop infighting femcel Shondo doesn’t want you to do this

>>71422605
femcel-on-femcel violence

Consider this: Shondo’s pale high arched feet. Toenails painted black.

>>71422605
she loves the infighting really, otherwise she wouldn't create the environment for it and would simply ban the offenders

>>71423288
i lick these every night

>>71423335
it's every woman's fantasy to be fought over or else books like twilight wouldn't exist

i love shondo despite her not loving me back

I want Shondo to fix me then toss me aside when I’m whole. And being unapologetically discarded breaks me again so the process starts all over. Haha that’d be crazy fr.

>>71423591
Easily top 10 worst things posted here

i want her to be happy, preferably with me. But if not, it is what it is.

>>71423778
lol loser

>>71421978

at what point is it acceptable to say i love her

imagine her in this... bros...

>>71424289
they're going to tell you after a year, and it's bullshit, they were all telling it to her since the beginning
maybe don't expect to hear it back immediately because she's untrusting but there's really no reason not to say it

when you feel like it

>>71424289
as soon as you mean it. like that other anon said don't expect for it to mean anything to her just because you said it.

>>71420598
>I don’t actually think it’s common for girls to make out
It isn't unless the girls have been molested and traumatized by men when they were little. Bisexuality is literally fatherless behavior, I think all the women in Shondo's family (including FE) suffered as children. Growing up my sisters never made out with other girls or felt the need to grope chicks, our father was very present in their lives growing up. I was the neglected one that became a degenerate coomer.

>>71424523
anecdotal and meaningless

I'm a bit nervous so I'll leave before stream starts today, hopefully my chats are up to par Scared

>>71424523
I want to molest and traumatize the child in this picture

Do you start drafting your resub message a couple weeks in advance or are you normal
>>71424289
I started saying it 3 months in.

You fags are really getting bold, aren't you?

Don't say things like that. It's disgusting. You disgust me.

>>71424882
im actually going to start doing it, thanks for reminding me
couldnt come up with anything for my last one

>>71425034
jesse

>>71424523
most girls I knew in high school fooled around with their best friends at least once, and that's without alcohol

every girl is bi you just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual.

>>71425322
Classic joke

>>71425322
shondo is bipolar too

>>71425322
>polar or sexual.
She's schizophrenic anon.

>>71399460
what the fuck

>starting early because she read the threads

1 minute early
i guess she read all the posts complaining about her being late

>early start time
She loves (You) fr

people were joking about it in chat every stream

>>71425889
she explained that it's just because she wants to piss

>>71425898
don't rain on my parade

>>71425934
excuse me brainlet but two things can be true at once. did you ever consider that?

>>71426074
nuh uh

>>71425934
into my mouth

>>71426074
sure they can
but she doesn't love anyone apart from otis

girls don't piss >:(

>>71426125
i unironically wish

I promise not to publicly speculate on the hue of her girl pee because that would be a weird but I have thought about it, yes.

The most shocking thing shondo has ever said was when she accidently said she had to pee

>>71426254
probably orange if you consider the amount of coffee she drinks

>>71426338
Just a sip to stay awake for a whole day... Imagine

please don't talk about her piss
i'll act up

>>71426254
You should get in contact with that vtuber piss scientist. He could probably figure it out.

publicly i will distance my self from this fetish friend talk
but privately i will powder my nose with her nose powder

She drinks a lot of water and tea and coffee so it's probably a healthy pee color

>goes on long shadow weekend break
>comes back
>showered in money
she doesn't even need to try

Not to be weird about it but I bet Shondo waits a really long time and holds it because she’s focused on doing something and when she finally does go to the nose power room she nose powders really hard

imagine going on a country walk with shondo, she drinks lots of coffee and energy drink to be able to keep going. shes really pushing herself lately to be able to go further without having to stop. eventually she starts slowing down and looking around nervously, she tugs on your arm and says she has to powder her nose and you need to stand guard
theres obviously noone else around but you agree and she disappears behind a tree, and you're left with only your imagination and the sound of her clothes rustling and the stream hitting the ground

>>71421496
xhes right you know, might as well be in a relationship with a stripper

>>71426619
doesn't even need to come back

>wipes the ass of the cat
do cat owners have to do this

love talking about cat shit

>>71427048
its a sphynx cat thing, you wouldnt get it

>>71427048
Its the same kind of ocdc that people who think you have to wash your ass after shitting have

she's spreading misinformation again, it won't actually kill them

>>71426780
why do you screenshot random donations

Lifetime hikkineet talks about the dangers of touching grass. Very informative.

>>71427156
I hate the japanese

>>71427156
imagine being such a neanderthal that you rub poop into your butt with paper instead of just cleaning it

not political by the way

>>71427156
NTA but shitting, not wiping, and getting into the shower to get cleaned off is absolutely S tier

>>71427156
youre just spreading shit around your ass and not actually cleaning it

>>71427587
By this logic dusting doesn't count as cleaning

>get rid of tapeworms from society
message received shondo, it will be done.

Is this a metaphor or is she talking about snails and brainworms

>>71427679
it doesnt? youre just moving it around unless you use a wet towel to wipe it up

>>71427276
I just found it ridiculous because she hadn't streamed in days at that point and yet still gets paid £100 to lay in bed or go to the klub

interaction gacha confirmed

well there you go

>how do i get in contact with the husbands from my neighborhood
;)

i talk to shondo when im by myself

She’s grooming me rn

she's just like me fr

that adopted kid? me

that child is the luckiest child alive

a lot of inconsistencies in this story she's telling right now

>>71428118
she's been practicing as well
not starting out very well shondo, start again, do it over

albanians

She doesn't leave the house so she has to make up stories to have things to talk about on stream. I won't complain as long it's entertaining

who adopted the kid? jenny or someone else?

>>71428222
embrace the kayfabe whether she wants to say it is or not

she stressed her family out after she got back from Ninas

Her entire neighborhood got quiet after that yell.

this is just a glimpse into shondo's future, but instead of random men, it's husbands one after another

>>71428316
wrong, because i will get the job done on the first try

>>71428304
her entire neighbourhood is lining up outside her house because of her snitching

>>71428345
Shondo is going to get fucked by her entire neighborhood stream

that neighborhood? me

>>71428376
I’m big enough to count as a neighbourhood so yeah

she's really slurpy today

>>71428416
d sama..

>>71428422
we eatin good

>Shondo is a common clubbing slag and takes km of dick every week
>Shondo is a hikineet that's always alone and makes up stories to tell on stream
I'm onto you antis......

>>71428516
both of these are true

>>71428516
the first is just funny to say, the second is true

>>71428516
>Shondo is a common clubbing slag
yes
>and takes km of dick every week
no
>Shondo is a hikineet that's always alone
no
>and makes up stories to tell on stream
yes

i like to imagine shondo at both the club and da klub

makin' mad love to my girl on the heath
Tearin' off tights with my teeth
shondo loves that line

just get rid of the ara ara redeem shondo

setting up da klub in your living room to dance the night away with shondo and sing karaoke together

explaining ancestral blood memory to shondo

>>71428985
Asha, please dont.

stop fucking trauma dumping everytime she talks about something sad you fucking RETARD MANLET

Grow up already, get over it.

Shondo... :(
If you weren't there to help her get over the most challenging part of her life you don't matter

>>71429124
I'm helping now, more than you even

>prolapse convo starts

my own anti post made me sad :(

>>71429124
im here now, and i will be here for the rest of her life and will be there to take care of her forever. thats what really matters

>>71429124
I've lost all feeling for her and it's her fault

>>71429124
anon almost everyone who was there is gone now

so much for not fibbing right

SHONDO ALL THE BLOOD IS IN MY PENIS EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK TO ME

i want to say centaur but i dont want to reveal my power level

>>71429548
what was it this time

ever since that dragon commander game i've loved skeleton women

i'm getting jobbed so hard today...

She should play Blacksouls

>>71429707
hi klahwoo

>>71429959
not me, i didnt type it in chat

we're talking about swinging now?

nooo you cant have a humanoid...
ummm i would totally just have jason vorhees tee hee

She really just wants a big guy who never speaks to her and just is a big meat dildo that gives her money. I thought she was meant to be different to other women...

this is a disguised cuck fantasy

new
>>71430101
>>71430101
>>71430101

I wasn’t paying attention to her what did she say

>>71430096
Me btw

>>71430137
she said she hates us and wants to quit but the money is too good

>>71430177
I believe it

this isn't the type of conversation I thought I would have with her, maybe the other barbie girls who lust after them yeah, not her.
she has changed once again.

>Sets up the cuck talk by making chat think about fucking other monster girls first
she knows what she's doing

Succubus v. entity that is consciousness but can mind control / take over people and use them as vessels.

>>71430177
if she said this i would stay

>>71430261
lmao

>>71430252
she read out my two girls, is it over for me?

>wants a stupid guy
retardbros we won