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some lore from last thread
>>71121867
>>71200759
>>71297057
>>71228760
>>71229010
>>71211964

Lore?

>>71334179
Nothing yet, too busy tryna keep my phone actually functioning.

>>71334767
daily reminder not to leave your phone in your car under the summer sun.

Lore prompt: what's the other general your thread has a rivalry/bad relations with? Either for a laugh or more embittered.

>>71337031
vnug has had a thing with not liking pkg ever since serafi collabed with pippa. well its mainly only a few shitters desu.

>>71338963
>pkg
I assume you mean /pcg/? Or is there some complex thread politics going on kek.
Pippa collabs with lots of people, I wonder if that's a common dynamic...

>>71339089
that's not a typo, it's a long story

>>71339236
Well, you can't just say that and not drop the lore, I'm curious now. Does Production Kawaii even interact with Phase?

>>71335427
Nope, dont even get out much...

>>71337031
/stars/&/mans/: literally every unicorn-leaning general
/morig/: /GGG/, /hlgg/, catalog
/hag/: /uoh/
/HAHA/: every NijiEN general, maybe CBDCT

>>71340376
funnily enough, /morig/-/hlgg/ relations flipped from being the most antagonistic to maybe being the most friendly among the holoEN threads over the last year or so.

>>71339236
surely anon will deliver

>>71344153
from what I can remember:
>Serafi and Pippa had a collab
>the collab is actually pretty decent
>some shitposter(s?) started shitting up the threads using it
>Serafi had a collab with a male called Jazz who also has a troublesome history
>the shitpost retained the same format but instead of Pippa it's Jazz
>someone else in the thread took the bait
>said someone also posted in /pkg/ and had posted in the wrong thread at least once
>he also made the mistake of naming himself as one of the regulars in stream chat
>who also has a fairly distinct writing style
>this led to him drawing someone (pretending to be?) from /pkg/ to /vnug/
>they fight with each other every now and then
>now /pkg/ takes the blame whenever shitposters and raiders come to /vnug/

>>71340972
They probably believe the "rebel" in Mori has died along with the departure of MagNoir...

>>71345177
No, that isn't it, the sentiment started shifting before they graduated.

>>71340376
>CBDCT
cock balls doing cock things?

>>71345283
Kek
Cute Boys Doing Cute Things.

Essentially unicorn thread for females.

I found finally the name for Numi and her gang's team in Indie Car...after some Google Translate:

Renn-Sukkubus Motorsport.

I may start baking the logos for exPrism, exJPcorpo , then Bikini Bottom.

>>71297057
>eyepatch
YES
>With their momentum joined, his center of gravity continued to retreat beyond his intent, and the leathery hook tripped him over onto the ground.
This is a very kinetic sentence.
What do heels look like on shoes for semi-digitigrade feet?
>Mechanical rapier hilt
cool!
>a hushed %turquoise# yell %%
oop formatting kek
>adding another stroke on the stony canvas
nice imagery with the whole chibari thing
It's the second time a young scared guy catches her with her pants down by pointing a gun at her, she should get a partner to watch her back lol.
I'm gathering this is Mei's new proposal? Looking forward to the continuation.

>>71346268
>Renn-Sukkubus Motorsport.
rolls right off the tongue, nice

>>71346891
IIRC, either one of those two aquatic hoes(affectionate) are German.

>>71337031
Sanallites are banned from visiting /pyon/ because Kiki insulted Sana. /risu/ hates /nasa/ after the squrrel satay saga. Though I don't know if that still applies since /nasa/'s gone. After the brick saga I'm no longer going to rep a nation ever again.

>>71346989
yeah I think Shylily is, no?

>>71333135
https://vtwbg.github.io/
I've updated the interactive map to add in a page for WIP features. Give the new biome demo a try and let me know what you think!
/vtwbg/ has also been added to the Viti map.

>>71350190
I think, yeah.
Racing chuubas guy posted today the roster. Numi, Shy, and Bao all make it! Full time!(There are 40 slots, 8 for ovals and road each, and the rest for both. Those three make it into the latter)

>>71351021
Thanks for your work anon! The concept (ha) of the Biome map is really cool, we might just need need to fiddle with the size a bit, it looks really small on my screen at least.
Also, am I reading this right? You're identifying each "layer" by the red value of the top left most pixel of each image?

>>71351021
Biome map highlighting seems to work nicely, thanks anon!

>>71351945
Yeah, I guess without the zoom options it’s stuck at the default size. Each biome layer has just one color on it, and all the red values happen to be unique, so it reads the color of the pixel under your cursor and swaps to the appropriate view based on that.
>>71352030
Thanks for checking it out!

I'm thinking about dodos again. So the rock dodos of /vtwbg/ actually survived thanks to the ancient librarians. Before the ancient librarians came there was very little fertile land. So dodo territory was small. Once the ancient librarians filled the shallow quarries with fertile soil the fertile lands expanded. That said nobody knows what happened to the ancient librarians. When they disappeared eventually nature grew back to reclaim their settlement. The tiny jungle expanded quickly in the fallow fields thanks to imported soil and irrigation creeks from the aquaducts. And when the jungles expanded the dodos flourished. The Dodos got bigger from more abundant fruits. And they started to lay eggs three times a year instead of two. That said the dodos are kept in check by natural predators like sea hawks, sea bears (related to sea lions, who are also related to bears), and rock tortoises. Now the dodos are still wild and development of the new settlement has diminished half of the jungle. But the settlers have taken a liking to the funny hookbeak birds. So we're trying to domesticate them.

Contrary to pop culture rock dodos are intelligent. They aren't corvid smart but they are smart enough to remember foraging and fishing spots. The new settlers follow dodos trails to find the best crabbing spots. That said dodos are still dumb and act on impulse rather than logic. But with the anatomy of the birds they just waddle, hop, climb, and keep moving all day. Dodos in captivity are tricky due to their curious nature to wander wherever they please. At first dodos hate fences. But eventually they learned to climb fences to escape predators. And once dodos got into habit of remembering when crop harvests happen they learned to eat other pests and vermin like mice and locusts that try to eat crops.

The rock dodo has grown twice their size since the new settlers arrived. Which is great because the dodos themselves have good gamey meat on their legs. And some dodos developed friendships with people in a way pigeons sometimes do.

The rock dodo is the antithesis of the real world dodo. What if the dodos were smart, strong, and agile enough to survive a changing environment given the opportunity?

>>71353442
Kino, this is like dodo redemption. Sea bears sound fucking terrifying, that's probably why they try to stay away from the ocean when possible, but the rock palm grows on the coast so that's a source of food they try to get to.

>>71353442
>So we're trying to domesticate them.
This is chicken lore with extra steps, but I can dig it

>>71345094
Pretty much. Although with Serafi gone I think it should be over soon.

>>71354017
It's just a hiatus... I hope.

>>71353862
We are talking about dodos here. Dodos only lay one egg at a time compared to chickens' clutch of 2-3. And the dodos are a bit more intelligent than chickens only for their path-finding and memorization skills.

>>71353713
That's what I was going for. If Dodos still existed today they'd be similar to Kiwis. But unlike Kiwis dodos have more versatile beaks and digestion systems to eat a variety of things. Its more like what if Dodos were given a chance to thrive again and how they would adapt. Since the island doesn't have much vegetation these dodos would be more adapted to eat shellfish in times of scarcity. And the coconut cracking trick on the spires also works on crabs, mussels, and oysters.

>>71354783
True, they do have some really beefy, strong-looking beaks.

Thinking about whether you can use dry ice as a leavening agent in cryogenic baking.

>>71356100
The thing about big beaks is thay you need big muscles to use them. There's a breed of parrot that crushes coconuts with its beak. Its beak is always open and its tongue works like a finger to hold the coconut. But that bird is specialized in only eating coconuts and nuts. Rock dodos are similar but they have more versatile beaks. Rock dodos would have more muscle in their necks to help them rock climb. However the muscle also gives them strength to lift and slam coconuts into jagged rocks. Once the coconut is cracked the beak is used to pry open the coconut. And within a few hundred generations dodos learned to smash shellfish with coconuts and stones and changing their diet from herbivore to omnivore.

>>71358323
They're using their beak to climb? It's hook-shaped, so I guess that works, I wonder what weird unexpected things birds use their beaks for.

>>71359975
Dodo climbing is not scailing steep cliffs. Its more like using the beak to vault over taller rocks and hills. They also use their beaks to climb stairs of the library ruins.

I'd also imagine male Dodos are aggressive. They chase off predators and people who get too close to the fledgelings and eggs. Dodos only lay one egg at a time. Which is why males are protective of brooding females.

>>71354783
If they're smart could they also be ok pets? What's the life expectancy in captivity?

>>71360486
Intelligence does not always make good pets. It's about the wild instinct. The dodos learned to co-exist with humans but most still live in the reed jungles. Domestication is up in the air. Captivity is said loosely. Dodos need a large territory to explore. Dodos that live near humans under veterinary care have six to eight years life expectancy. Wild dodos have three to five. And dodos only lay a single eggs 2-3 times a year for 1-3 years in adult hood. About half of the eggs hatch. And in the wild about a third of the chicks get eaten. Fortunately the library itself has lots of Dodo nests. So we can at least study nesting habits. Dodos are getting more confident around people thanks to the pigeon in them. They get along with the chickens at least.

winged flightless bump

That's enough about dodos. As for sea bears I think that should be for the whole sea. Not just the island.

>>71365198
I'm imagining them having a big fucking mouth full of teeth and a more square head compared to sea lions. They're probably not as fast but their bite is a lot more powerful.

>>71365716
They would have very thick blubbery skin and huge fins. They might not be as mobile as sea lions but they are fast. Sea bears are also infamous for jumping onto ships. Which their fat airy bellies acts like a coushin on impact. A sea bear's strategy is to chase its prey onto a rock or iceberg then throw itself on there. And while using the momentum and speed of the landing it gobbles up the prey head first. Also sea bears would infamously go head to head with sharks and crocodiles.

*lays single egg*

*sharpens beak on rock*

>>71346330
Thanks! For modern /vnug/ fashion I imagine they just wear high heels but the heels themselves are mostly decorative. As for the gun I would say in tale 1 she didn’t actually get caught off-guard given her leisurely response unlike here. If nothing else the aftermath she left behind’s not exactly comparable

Hmm true, she definitely didn't go for the batman-like non-lethal approach this time. Gotta love an umbrella sword.
Nice Loki!

>>71333135
Wrote more of that Lorelei thing! Thanks for the suggestions for the island everyone. I think I might make a more technical document with all those details once the story is done.
https://rentry.org/vtl6-morig-vtwbg#qualifications

>>71371249
Actually not a good thing. You don't want a sharp beak. You want a strong sturdy beak that's flexible and not brittle. The beak is a rock pick not a knife.

>>71374533
Ultimately I think she enjoys it and doesn’t feel like restraining herself against what she considers “fair targets” even if they aren’t

>>71375144
Nice to see my stuff can be of help!

When Baker-Chan arrives at Loreli I'm wondering if she, or more specifically Ryeley, will be scouted by an archeologist to help solve a riddle of the breadog. And Ryeley is not the breadog he's looking for. That'll be a story to write later. I'm dealing with... Issues... At the moment. I will not elaborate.

>>71376312
There are probably parts of the archives that are confusing without any sanallites around, so maybe she would. Hope everything goes okay for you!
>>71375840
Thanks for helping!

>>71376312 (me)
And I realized I've been spelling Lorelei wrong. Anyway what breads should we bake for Lorelei Island?

>>71377080
Can you use the pulp from rock palm coconuts to make baked goods?

>>71377313
It's not bread but coconut shavings have been used in baked goods since forever. There's coconut bars, sweet milk coconut bread, coconut ice-cream, pina colodas, etc. Baker chan can also make rice breads and mocchi. Baker-chan wants to make herself some Malaysian coconut curry.

Anyone interested in giving her from >>69656253 a name?

>>71378014
I'm getting a strong Charlotte vibe from her somehow, probably because there was a famous pirate called Charlotte I think.

>>71379117
>>71378014
My archive reps are failing me. Is that the pirate from the silly sea dragon story?

>>71379555
Sure is, yeah.

>>71379660
I had a dream with the pirate captain and baker-chan playing around with their hand stumps in bed.

>>71334179
I have to do research because Silent Sinner in Blue is the only Touhou Manga I haven't read yet

>>71380974
I'm always impressed how intensely multimedia Touhou is. Are there feature-length movies?

>>71379555
Yes, I plan to have someone like her in my writing so I’m asking for a name. I think I’ll go with >>71379117 for now

>>71381856
It's not that widespread. There are the mainline Shmups, Spinoff games, Print Works, and Music CDs. Any anime and movies are fan products.

>>71382046
Captain Charloette is a great name for her. She just needs a saucy full name.

>Captain Charloette will never use your ass as her foot rest.
>She'll never force you to clean her short leg with her mouth after she takes off her peg leg.
>She'll never spill wine on her pulled down blouse and invite you to drink it from her cleavage.
>But then she orders your company to the bed chamber.
>And there are many tales of horror that be from women of Takashi bloodlines.

>>71382513
Charlotte... Oshiririn. Just came to me somehow

>>71384307
God damn it. I wanted to giver Marryweather middle name but then I found out it's a vTuber. The other middle name is Marrin but that's too on the nose.

>>71385712
Not just a vtuber, he got a whole company, watch out for lawsuits.

>>71387101
Do you guys think it'd be neat to have little highlights about lore updates or story progressions in /news/?

>>71387410
Sure, if we're not a bother. Could be a nice place to get prompts based on vtuber events too...

Ok sorry that Im bringing the dodos back up if other people wanted to move off of it
There have been a few posts that we agreed with that the Librarian Order have been taking care of the dodos. Does this imply the establishment of anti-poaching laws on the island?
Even though The Order is primarily focused on just protecting the library, will they step in if external forces start killing certain wildlife?

I think it's silly but I thought up a full name: Captain Merrybelle Charloette Onirinrin. She goes by her middle name as only royalty, close friends, and family can call her by her first name. On the ship only the first mate can call Charolette by her first name as he is her best friend. Though they aren't lovers (but they did have sex once, only once). First mate has got his own family at home somewhere in the sea. He's well aware of Charloette's bloodline and the men who are doomed by her lust. First mate's name can be something like Richard Murray. He's like a big brother father figure to the crew and the only man with common sense at times.

Just some ideas. Do as you will. Don't know how Charloette lost her arm and leg. She has both eyes but they're heterochromia like Marine's. The eye under the eyepatch is trained to see in the dark under the ship's deck. She fights with a pistol, blunderbuss, and cutlass. The blunderbuss is custom built to work with the captain's hook hand. Again. Ideas.

>>71388068
Given the limited food resources of the island I'm pretty sure some of those dodos get eaten, though how many is probably regulated so they're not eaten into extinction. Maybe there's like a "hunting season permit" system thing where if someone came in and started murdering all the dodos without permission someone from the island would try to stop that?

>>71388323
Maybe we could make some kind of document or archive section for miscellaneous characters. Would be handy to fill out stories.

>>71388068
If the island is uninhabited then there's no rules. But now we have civilization. So I think the locals will fish and hunt on commission for trade and military vessels. But the locals choose which animals to hunt and fish because they know the island's ecosystem. Of course there will be poachers who sneak off the ships and hunt anyway. And if they get caught they will be punished.

Eating Dodo is not uncommon. It's like eating Capybara. You eat them once in a while when they are abundant. Otherwise there's better protein options from chicken, eggs, sea birds, fish, crabs, lobster, and shellfish.

But yeah hunting dodos and other land animals are forbidden unless you're a settler and only when dodos are over populating. We should come up with general trade commodities like pearl oysters, bamboo and reed crafts, and gemstones. Those would be traded for more expensive goods like tobacco, medicine, soup, bullion, curry, and salted meats. The island would also have gold coins from researchers and traders too. Though gold and silver is usually reserved for trading industrial goods, weapons, metal tools, and gunpowder.

Bump

>>71391770
Oh I'll take you and your friend alright

>>71391770
Some nice kromei art

Had a dream where Fauna was talking about rock dodos and how she wants one with the capybara.

>>71392978
Tell me more bump

>>71396099
Pochi!

>11

CLEAR

Pump

>>71399079
CLEAR!

>>71403407
1...2...3...
CLEAR!

>>71401383
Hydroelectrcity is pretty cool. Literally stealing energy from clouds working hard to bring water up.

>>71406612
>tfw hydroelectricity is just solar power where you evaporate ocean water with the sun and collect that energy when it condenses and flows down.
>tfw no face

>>71404488

>>71408231
>fossil energy is just solar energy that gets stockpiled in plants and compressed into hydrocarbons

>>71412315
Probably what uuu uses, if not nature mommy magics.

morning bump

>>71394521
>So one of the saplings told me they were in some world building project.
>They won't tell me where because it's not a good website.
>And the saplings have a nation named Uuuuuuuuu.
>*Silly Kirin giggle*
>I know it's silly.
>But it's so like saplings to live like druids and name their country after Kirin noises.
>*Kirin laugh*
>The sapling was telling me about animals from other countries.
>KFP has actual phoenixes but they're squat, fat, and cute.
>Oh and there's this island...
>I think it was called Lorelei.
>I asked if the people are mermaids living there.
>The sapling said there are no mermaids, sadly.
>But there are turtles and dodo birds.
>*Pauses to read chat*
>Yeah and the turtles have claws that they use to climb cliffs so they don't get eaten.
>And they bite holes in your ships.
>So you have to scrape them off or else your ship sinks.
>But people hunt them to make them into soup.
>It's so sad!
>*Reads chat*
>"Yeah if turtles ate holes in my boat I'd make them soup too."
>That's mean!
>Oh and the dodo birds here are beeg.
>They're almost three feet tall.
>They're plump and fluffy.
>They have hook beaks that let them climb rocks.
>They smash coconuts on rocks.
>They even smash oysters with coconuts.
>These are not dumb birds.
>They're cute when they waddle around looking for food.
>They actually like people who settled there because we give them rice.
>I thought rice was bad for birds.
>It expands in their tummies and causes problems.
>Maybe they're big enough to eat rice.
>But there's this dodo around the village.
>And what he likes to do is sit in people's laps.
>*Kirin laughs*
>Can you imagine this big fat dodo bird just walking up to you and hopping in your lap?
>Yeah! I'd pet him for sure.
>"Careful he doesn't leave any presents."
>Yeah he wouldn't sit for long.
>*Kirin laughs*
>I want a pet dodo bird now.
>Maybe we can have him live in the forest with the capybaras?

>>71413769
He's talking about fossil fuels.

>>71415619
I would actually fucking pass away

>>71415619
Kino, I will use my schizo psychic powers to will this into reality

>>71416025
TFW you will never be a dodo bird who sits on Faunas's lap as she pets you.

>>71416274
why even live

another day, another ancient chuuba lore'd up.
I'm thinking Mirai Akari sorcery could be used to make some magical lightbulbs.

>>71418714
Kek, there are Akari lightbulbs where I live irl.

Also!

Next batch of Indie Car teams!
This is for exPrism, exJPcorpo, and Bikini Bottom.

CLEAR

>>71418909
Really? Well, makes sense lol.
Those look good, Sakura Bloom esp

>reading dark tower
>resisting the urge to use Gunslinger lingo in lore
>still see it as kind of funny to recontextualize Mid World through VTWBG
>Roland as a Lunaito
>"You've forgotten the face of your Oshi"
>"All things serve Na"
>"I NAAA WITH MY HEART"

>>71420897
kek

>>71420897
thankee-sai, ser knight

Reminder that were playing the jews today

>>71420403
I derived inspiration from the Suzuka track's logo.

Yeah, there are indeed Akari-brand lightbulbs.

>>71421231
We havent faced lia yet have we?
Hopefully, my girl goes off the bench this time...

>>71421768
my condolences

>>71421768
Anon, Lia was last week. Twas a cool match.

>>71421938
Fuck. At least highlights are up in the usual channel

>>71421980
There's a highlights channel?

>>71422057
Yep, under the name Hugh Janus Jr. On YT.

>>71422495
I hate that this is honestly just as plausible

>>71420897
time to build a tall dark legally distinct building somewhere

>>71424076
I knew already once I saw the name.

>>71417426
Divegrass is underway! Go here if you wanna check it out: https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
Our final group stage match against /jidf/ is scheduled for a little under 4 hours from now, but keep an eye out in case we get off schedule. We're not as precarious as some teams, so a draw or win will confirm the team through to the Ro16. Be sure to drop in and cheer /vtwbg/ on!

would be funny if that gametip played for our jidf match

CLARO

Does infrared vision see through fog?

>>71428829
I think so

>>71430320
Okay, I guess I can play that up with Ptymse... Coming up with his combat style.

Viti playing back to back with /uuu/, I don't know if my stress levels will be able to handle this...

>>71434949
Yeah all my teams have their matches at the end of the day, the tension is real...

>>71435033
Hi deadbeat. I apologize now for the things I might say about mori and deadbeats later

>>71435216
Samewise to you! The odds are on your side I think, historically the /uuu/ squeebing field is pretty scary.

>>71435345
Thanks! We do tend to crumble pretty bad if we get scored on in the first half though, it could go either way I think

Did we not even get a menu for today's divegrass?

Our group is starting soon, ideally we want a draw from morig-uuu so that one of them doesn't threaten our second place.

Man it's gonna be one of those.

BONE DUST MAKES FOR GREAT FERTILIZER

morig might let uuu win, but they won't let them kill vtwbg

how does uuu always do this

>>71439397
Not just during stoppage. We extended the stoppage with 2 corners. The autism energy is bending the rules of the very game

>>71439824
>90+3
horrifying

>the only way for /uuu/ to survive is for Viti to absolutely holocaust /jidf/
Bros I'm praying to the very gods for this next match

>>71425300
Well, it’s do or die time. Pile on in, everyone!

I NAAA WITH MY HEAAAAAART

LET'S GO

Kino hype yet again.
I kneel /vtwbg/

Absolutely beautiful

In worlds of ink and realms of thought,
Where authors weave the tales they've wrought,
There lies a team, both fierce and keen,
With dreams of realms yet to be seen.

Their players are wordsmiths, masters of lore,
Crafting worlds with each metaphor.
They build with care, with intricate design,
Their imaginations know no confine.

In this team of speculative might,
Each player's story shines so bright.
They write of dragons, planets, and more,
Their creativity a boundless store.

On the field of play, they gather round,
Their pens as swords, their voices sound.
With each stroke of ink, they make their stand,
A team of writers, a creative band.

But across the pitch, a rival waits,
A team of idols, famed as greats.
Jewish VTubers, with charm and grace,
They bring joy to many, in every space.

Their presence glows, their energy pure,
Their fans adore, their spirits sure.
With every dance and every song,
They capture hearts, where they belong.

In this clash of worlds, the stage is set,
The writers' words against idols met.
A battle fierce, but filled with glee,
As two unique teams clash in harmony.

The football flies, the crowd erupts,
As both sides fight, with passion abrupt.
The writers' minds, a vast terrain,
The idols' hearts, a vibrant refrain.

But in the end, as the whistle blows,
And the final score, the truth bestows,
It matters not who claimed the prize,
For in their hearts, each team shall rise.

For whether crafting worlds or singing songs,
They each belong where they belong.
In realms of fiction or realms of light,
They shine as stars, both day and night.

So let us cheer for these teams of might,
In their passion, in their flight.
For in this game of words and song,
They inspire us all to belong.

>>71440513
grant us your power AI

>Chuubanite V Jewish Sorcery

>>71440667
>Chuubanite
Sorry, all we have now is
>The General Concept of Generic Magic

>>71440916
nah I've got
>Mordimdima is Everything

With /news/ starting to define themselves and their identity, where is /news/' headquarters located in the world?

>>71441396
Good question, I'd guess they'd want to be close to the heart of civilization? Keep a hand on the pulse of the news. If there's an anon from there they can put themselves wherever.
If they represent a newspaper they could also be represented as some kind of news corporation in-universe, that could be a way to have them have franchises throughout the world.

Why the fuck do we have a brick in our team again?

Good game niggers

>>71442323
Same to you! This way we both go to RO16, I'll take it

>>71442165
I forgot

>>71442165
The brick is for punishing retarded anons. I guess we've gotten less retarded nowadays.

Well. At least Viti moves on to round of 16 right? So I have something to follow I guess...

10/10 ending meme btw
t. former boo bro

>>71442576
Yeah, it would have been some serious insane meme magic if uuu slipped into second place. I guess our chuuba teams can rest now.

>>71442992
ToT
i think the jews are pretty neeto

>>71442992
Kek, thanks. Also, nice picture sending it to my boss.

>>71443014
It was fun while it lasted

>>71436855
Same as last time. Been busy with other things.

>>71443292
Write lore, niggers! it will boost our meme magic!

>>71443878
On it!

Reminder to pet the dodo for luck.

How are things going right now? I just finished making beef and onion sauce from scratch over rice.

>>71447920
Pretty good, busy with watching the spoon match right now.

poomf

>>71451630
is such a thing allowed around here?

The onion stock I used really helped out bring the flavor of the old stakes. Steaks were dry but fell apart enough for the last minute simmer. I just made onions for French onion soup but used flour to make a roux instead of bread. Then I turned the beef and onion stock into gravy with salt and pepper.

I should try this again with a fatty beef roast. I want to try slow cooking either beef shank or a whole chicken into broth next. Yeah this might be sock posting but I'm learning about making my own stocks and broth. Which gives me an insight to older simpler soup recipes. A good stock makes the difference between a tasty soup and a filling soup.

Making soup or stock over an open fire back in the day is a laborous task that takes all day. You have to stoke the fire. Move the pot or cauldron so soup doesn't burn. Watch it simmer so it doesn't get too hot or cold. Then pick out all the meat and bone bits if you don't have a slotted spoon or mesh. And you have to squeeze it through a cloth to filter. You're doing this in the kitchen on top of preparing and cooking other meals and ingredients for the soup. Chefs are a lifeline for troops as they cook both food and medicines all day over the fire. Assuming you have enough rations for it.

Soups are a good way to "eat more" by "cooking less".

the holofes storm comes near, see you on the other side

How bad is the storm going to get. Maybe we'll get some new lore out of it?

So it begins...

Out of nachos, cheezels, and pretzels. We still got mini meat pies, donuts, snack crackers, biscuits (cookies), candies, and dip. Though the dips are also going fast.

Morning guys, did my girl play today?

>>71459357
er... the good news is we got into the RO16, so she gets more chances!

>>71460532
Aw damn...

>>71457630
Did you make salsa? Like, extra red and savory?

>>71462861
Yeah we can make salsa. It's easy with a blender and pickled peppers.

So Divegrass Stadium is getting a wee little mad at me. The last shipment from space got air-dropped close to the stables. It spooked the horses. I called command and demanded to know who fucked the air-drop. I told them if they don't fix their calibrations by next shipment air-drops will be prohibited.

I wonder if we can fight god as a national pastime

>>71469243
If god looks like this, probably.
Plus fighting god is JRPG SOP.

>>71469971
Give me a JRPG where I can impregnate God.

>>71470415
Record of Argarest War.

>>71475614
>Likely going to miss her debut
Suffering.

fes bump

drill hair bump

That's one holoFes stage survived, couple more to go

>>71508344
ERECT
DROOLING
SEIZING UP

>>71512493
this is now Drills General

>>71470800
Isreal?

>>71528325
Delu!

>>71534819
Her appearing was a really nice surprise! Fes felt more whole with her.

>>71533965
If anyone wants even more divegrass, GarbageFES is starting soon on the vtl cytube https://isthisliv.com/vtleague
This is a perma +2, 7 niggas forward meme cup for teams that were eliminated in the group stage this league. Games will be fast and goals will be had. Since we survived, we won't be participating, but we do have a match in 4.5 hours against /rrat/ at the usual place.

>>71537775
"Out!"

So where do we want to put /uoh/ this time? Last time they had a giant flat plateau with an underground lake. Maybe we can do that again but with a hotspring of youth instead.

Also when Baker-chan visits /uoh/ she still has oppai.

CLEAR

>>71546624
Wish we had /uoh/ writers again. I want to talk about uohification.

>>71544851
Based on my experience with it, I feel like /uoh/ would be somewhat close to /jidf/, or at least aligned with them.

>>71547865
Scanned the map, I say uoh occupy the coast near jidf,kanata, and north of Luna.

>>71548038
>>71547865
Would /uoh/ still be based on "tourism"? I'd imagine with airships tourism is more profitable than ever.

>>71548454
I'd say so.

I think I'd like hag somewhere to the near south west islands.

>>71549107
I know /uoh/ and /hag/ are at odds against each other but I think we need both uohlas and hagithas for variety.

Oh hey we're back for more divegrass soon.

>>71544797
Alright folks, time for the Ro16! /vtwbg/ faces off against /rrat/ in game 1, so get your asses in here!
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

Ah, the /vtwbg/: The Game player finally got on the field.

CLEAR
scored

Looking good so far

>>71551216
I swear, now I know enough to know that factually it's not actually that much worse for us than other teams, but rain is our nemesis on the meme magic level, somehow

FUCK ME I SLEPT THROUGH OUR MATCH

>>71552282
It was a kino one, that midair redirection to Clear by WAR was just beautiful.

>>71552329
gonna miss the current match go back and rewatch it, I just hope /#/ eats dicks

>>71550538
YUS

Holy shit we played like GODS

>>71553352

>>71549936
/vtwbg/ in excellent form today, but the fight of our lives is coming tomorrow. /vtwbg/-/doog/ will be game 1 tomorrow, same time same place. Sharpen your swords, it's time for WAR!

>>71554776
Hopefully, my girl would be of great aid in the fight!

>>71554776
Im actually a bit nervous. /doog/'s last match was fucking stupid

>>71556483
It reassured me. Our honor is safe regardless, if we die it's against a powerful opponent, if we live it means we broke our limiter.

>>71557687
I like how this girl has like five pairs of ears in her design

>>71559286
Cute, I hope she can manage to play minecraft

New menu today: Pizza!

Freckles are canon now

>>71559926
What style?

>>71565545
Any. New York, Chicago, Hawaiian, Italian, etc.

>>71566264
Deep dish cheese please!
Gonna enjoy it during this /hlgg/ game

>>71568249
I'm more of a classic brick oven pepperoni breadog. Just know that our cheese comes from happy cows who love living in big pastures.

>>71569230 (me)
At least that's what the farmers tell me. They ship us fresh milk and we pasturize it.

>>71567371
Cute generation of chuubas, I like how stylistically consistent they are with each other.
far left makes me think of asanagi a tiny bit for some reason

How did divegrass go?

Some notes on deadbeat cooking in the mountains:
>Thinly slicing meat to increase contact area with enzymatic liquids
>"Braising" in fluids with digestive capabilities to breakdown strong collagens
>Using powdered dry ice in "dough" and "frying" it in cold water. The carbon dioxide evaporates and creates bubbles in the dough, similar to how water evaporating when the dough is added to hot oil creates bubbles.
>Working antifreeze proteins into various foods to keep them pliable and easy to eat even below freezing temperatures.

>>71573727
As good as it could, we got a pretty solid win. Tomorrow is scary, though. /doog/ is very strong.

>>71573727
We kicked ass, but we're going up against /doog/ tomorrow and they played super good today

>>71574383
>>71574347
I guess /vtwbg/ winning is something of a birthday surprise.

>>71573956
>powdered dry ice
Don't you need some serious modern day factories to make this?

>>71577482
Not if cryomancy is the gimmick of the whole nation. Cold is everything!

>>71577482
I guess I need to look up cold baking.

>>71573956
I'm researching if baking is possible. You wouldn't use yeast for your breads.

Looks like the dry ice baking research is going to take a while. It might not be possible by conventional means.

>>71583749
I highly doubt you'll find real-world examples, in general humans like to eat warm things, that's a marked difference between them and deadbeats.

>>71584489
It might be fun to see if this is possible as an experiment to freeze bake bread.

>>71577858
Correction

>>71585472
I think the main thing is that I'd want to have something to replace gluten, so that the dough can stay soft even at low temperatures. Kinda need that so that bubbles can grow inside of it. I think anti-freezing proteins can help is not freeze solid, but some kind of spec-bio'd product might be needed for the gluten. Maybe a species of cryofungi can create proteins that can do this.
>>71586473
>isreal

>>71586864
Fungi also has fiber in them. I actually prefer using mushrooms over bread crumbs. Though I'll have to look into drying out the fungus and grinding it into powder next time I cook.

>>71566264
Ye know of the Friday Special?

>>71590466
I do not. And quick search just gives me random restauraunt menus.

>>71590729
Its Shakey's calling card. Its made up of shrimp, anchovy and mushroom.

Did Shakey's pop up in the search results? That'd be it.

>>71591275
No... It did not. But we can make that pizza easy. What kind of crust does it have?

>>71592172
Thin, ofc.

>>71592172

This may help you

>>71593629
>no ear

>>71593345
>>71593629
I looked it up. Of course it's only on the coast. This breadog is Texas toast. So I never heard of the place until today.

We got a huge restock of snacks for Divegrass courtesy of the bakers in space. We got a re-supply of nacho cheese, chili, spinach, ranch, and onion dips, salsa, and guacamole. We got donuts. We got mini meat pies. We got a variety of cookies, chocolate chip, glazed oatmeal, macaroons, and dodo-shaped shortbreads. We got pan pizzas. I think we're well stocked and ready.

Gen 5’s cute, life could be worse
I didn’t expect freckles and pink blood even though I think the latter’s kinda common in making bloody scenes more comedic/less censor-inducing

>>71597723
May I request some spinach and artichoke dip?

>>71599322
Sure. The batch will be fresh tomorrow. Come back for more.

>>71593813
Whaddya mean?

>>71597723
I would so like a vtwbg meetup with this menu.

>>71605789
>Whaddya mean?
The ear of the pizza
you know the pepeloni?

>>71610226
Well, they do have em...

ᛞᛅᚢᚦᚢ ᛁᚲᚲᛁ

ᛚᛁᚠᛁᚦ

No die

soon

>>71633484
>Rain, again

Oh fuck

>>71633343
THE SEAS BELONG TO MARINE

>>71648892
Garbage day part 2 is starting for anyone interested! As a reminder, this is a meme cup for dead teams, so we don't have any matches here. /vtwbg/ will be facing off against /doog/ in the other cytube at 17:00 UTC / 1:00 EDT. But before that, come enjoy some low-stakes bullshit over here:https://isthisliv.com/vtleague

>>71625980
>>71633343
>>71648748
Man I love Marine

>>71655346
Pochi love!

Oh /uuu/ is on at GarbageFes

>>71652867
Dayum, our very own Zako Cup.

>>71652867
>/vtwbg/ will be facing off against /doog/
it was a good run

>>71663227
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

>>71663471

>>71658263
Ah shit, I missed it

Alright, we're on.

I'm nervous bros, /doog/ has hidden powers

>>71663522
/vtwbg/ vs /doog/ is the first game of the day, so get in here and cheer your hardest! Time to give this everything we got.
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>71669132
They're playing in our box, this ain't good..

I'm sweating. We're playing well but our strikers are so scared to take shots

Benuldies bros...

You can't make this shit up, what a game

FUCKING BENULDIES

what happened bros I just got here?

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT
ALSO GOTTA BAKE

>>71672316
THE CONCEPT OF MAKING IT TO THE SEMIS

>>71669132
WE FUCKIGN DID IT LETS GOOOOOOOO

Good match, guys. That was a really good game.

>>71673079
Thanks! Looking forwards to /pyon/'s too!

>>71673079
lets meet in the finals!

>>71672402
That would be appreciated thanks

New bread:
>>71673703
>>71673703
>>71673703

My girl did a thing! And I saw it live! She made the penalty kick-off a thing!

>>71673750
yeah, she did a couple critical defensive clears in a previous match too.