/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Phasers are the best livers.

marmot

Murder at Phase Manor tomorrow

I want to hug Pico so badly

god damn another babiniku
there are so many dude jong vtubers who pretend to be girls
what causes this phenomenon, jongers?

>>71408247
Autism

I want to fuck Jelly so badly

The host is gawking over Pico's numbers lol

>>71408247
Mental illness is significantly more prevalent amongst the jong population. There are studies confirming this.

>>71408247
Predators disguise themselves as a hunting strategy

>>71408247

Pico currently playing in vtuber jong tournament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8CBd10e1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtCj1vzso0

Wake up sheeple Pico isn't a dog, she's a firefly.The cutest firefly I ever done did see.

>>71408188
fembug... let me kiss you

Jelly has the biggest tits in phase according to Dizzy btw

Jelly is a little SLUT that gets to be PASSED AROUND by men

>>71408513
Lol
Lmao

>pico taking over stream before introductions are done
powerful dog

>>71408513
I simply do not believe this.

A blinding play by Pico to take the round, wow!

>>71408584
Those men? All me

>>71408496
She's in the lead too

>>71408134
what am i looking at?

>>71408584
Nah, Jelly would be a picky girl. Now Hime on the other hand...

Wait isn't this a niji

>>71408652
That looks like Chernobyl to me

>>71408652
A cute alien and Chernobyl

Is jong actually fun?

Where is Muyu's watchalong going to be at?

>>71408615
>>71408599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70iu6teerug&t=993s

>>71408743
No no

>has the flow
>dealer
it's over for these bozos

If they're all as zako as the 2 others Pico's actually going to make it at this rate

>>71408809
You do not understand. I do not believe by my own choice.

>>71408743
Going from my time with it on Yakuza, it's an unholy game.

Who are the others in call?

>1pm
>I woke up

phasers for this feel?

>>71408743
no
the only reason pippa plays it is because she thinks it helps her socialize

>>71408910
me, myself and I

>>71408923
Lia, Hime, Pippa, Panko...Need I go on?

>>71408923
Quicker to list the ones it doesn't apply to

>>71408134
Jelly is one of the best vtubers in South Western Vanuatu

>>71408910
Ryuushen
https://youtube.com/@tammy_ch
Some noname babiniku

A FUCKING LEAF

Looks like Pico is actually a lot better at jong than I am.

>>71408910
rushen is a mid to high 4view from nijisanji with 792k subs

tenkai tsukasa (the kaiji looking guy) is a low 4view indie vtuber with 300k subs

idk the others but this is probably the most people ever to watch pico since debut

>>71408513
Hi Jelly!

>>71409196
If she makes it there'll be even more. This is actually a pretty insane opportunity and I'm genuinely impressed she managed this

Jelly can nuke my town if she wants to

Why is there a CPU? Isn't this supposed to be part of that big tournament?

>>71409387
It's tryouts

what's anon like about airi

>>71408798
my house

>>71409258
>>71409196The Shiniki Streamer League 「神域Streamerリーグ」 is an online mahjong team league hosted in Mahjong Soul. The tournament host is the vtuber, Tenkai Tsukasa. The league is a 30-game league lasting for 10-days. Each team is lead by a pro mahjong player as their coach / active team member; all five are members of a team in M.League. The rest of the team members are Japanese vtubers of various skill levels. The league is sponsored by Redbull.

The first Shiniki Streamer League season was announced on January 24th, 2022 with the member draft held on March 30, 2022. The season was held from May 8th to September 12th. The winners were Team Atlas.

The second Shiniki Streamer League season was announced on February 7th, 2023 with the member draft held on March 31st, 2023.

The second season started on May 26th 2023 and is ongoing. The final normal game will be aired on August 21st, 2023 with the Semi Finals aired on August 28th, 2023 and the Finals aired on September 8th 2023.
https://riichi.wiki/Shiniki_Streamer_League

Go flashbang dog

>>71409454
That /her ESL____________

https://twitter.com/EurgerKingWitAE/status/1768550772764004523
god what the fuck is going on with phase lore
this is getting out of hand

>>71409563
I don't like it
because Uruka is mine!

these two are really chatty together
her stream btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5kF6Z1hNyY

>>71409600
Hi Lia

jelly I'm sorry I couldn't make the stream 3 am is just too hard to make

>>71409616
She's cute I like her voice

>>71409627
That bitch will not steal her from me!!!!!

im 'bout to blow

Just blew a fat load to Lumi...

>>71409792
Gross

>>71408743
lol no

>>71409792
>Not doing a tribute and @ing her on Twitter

Do the Japs not Dama? It's not exactly a friendly

https://youtu.be/6L8CBd10e1w

2000 japs are spectating with tsukasa right now

>>71410101
It's just an interview type thing I think

>don't know Japanese
>don't know jong
I'm just supporting the dog

Jelly farting all over my face!

Was Ryuushen supposed to be here

Salutations, PhaseFriends! I came here to bless you. May your oshi prosper, and stream your favorite game as well!

I can't believe it's already the ides
never forget

does panko know roman history
no italians aren't romans they lost thay right years ago

Pico did well, that South 4 was fucked though.

>>71410406
its tenma!

>>71410516
That was East 4 actually

>>71410419
I didnt because pic related

>>71410507
>does a roman know roman history?
kek

NEW PHASE FRIEND ACQUIRED

>>71410507
We wuz Caesar and shiet

>>71410543
Oh right, point remains.

is pico out?

>>71408134
>>71408713

>>71410556
I swear Runie was created in a lab to be the perfect vtuber
someone just accidentally knocked over the one piece potion

>>71410556

>>71410668
If participation was decided by a singular tonpuu this wouldn't be the biggest vtuber mahjong tournament

>>71410688
I want someone to make a gif where the demon core closes and it turns into a Pico flashbang

>>71410507
panko is a true patrician girl, not a disgusting s*cilian

>>71410869
How does Pico sit on a normal chair?

pico is already the strongest jonger in phase but she has a lot of potential because she's very smart and also patient.

>>71410869

>asked to self promote
>promotes his group
>"I meant as in why we should pick you for Shiniki"
This guy's out

Pico's so in it's insane.

>>71408940
isn't she kinda right? She has something to talk to people about and something to invite them too
It's even fun to watch her play even if I'll be fucked to ever learn the rules to that boring ass weeb shit

>>71411125
Yea

none of you will ever understand the loss I felt when heraclius's life goals were stripped away from him

>>71411182
She even went for the overseas angle Jesus

i kinda missed some things but if I understood correctly she told them she learned mahjong from watching the last league. chatters were impressed

Wait could Pico actually sweep?

>>71411271
She said she learned from Shiniki and Senba and also Phase had a collab with Yostar and is popular overseas and also she debuted one day before application deadlines so it must've been fate her outlook is actually incredibly bright

>I missed 70 minutes of Pico
Fuck me.

Good morning, I like the Phase Connect talents.

>>71409685
I have bad news.

>>71408513
Bullshit. Theres no way some ayyy-lmao with engineer 'tism has massive milkers. I cannot believe that this cruel earth has produced the perfect woman.

>>71411453
she's a tiny stick and was born prematurely
the odds of big tiddy are nil

These girls might just make it

Runie was in Pico's chat

Aww

>>71408513
indeed, she chest binds so they just look small when clothed, they're actually gargantuan

>>71411606
Based Runie watching Phase at work between talking about One Piece with her coworkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SouczwQqjqQ

Pippa sounds so cute when she sings

>>71411658
Her lungs must be completely collapsed inside her chest. Can you imagine if you put Airi's tits on Jelly and then compressed them to look that small?

Jelly paizuri

>>71411732
>lungs
anon...

>>71411732
>Her lungs must be completely collapsed
funnily enought they are
but she blames it on being a premature baby

>>71411401
ogey

Time to catch up on the VOD of the Tomb Raider herself Clara

>wake up again
>Michi isn't streaming again
Michi pls come home

Which phase is the most racist? This will sway what I spend the next hour or two on.

Phase connect for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zGlIxE5TG4

>>71412114
Rie

>>71412114
Panko

>>71410012
Nta, but she blocked me when I did it's not worth.

>>71412114
You'll want this one then

>>71412229
Make an alt

>>71412229
weak
she invited me to her private second discord when I did it

>>71409563
oh no, the existential dread is setting in

>>71412114
Panko and Nasa are tied

Hey guys, does anyone have the Dr. Manhattan Pico edit?

Eimi Isami is the perfect woman
>tumblr fujo
>/mlp/
>has innanet culture floating around in her head
>crazy talented
>speaks normally
>isn't a weird shut-in
>isn't a ruinous bpdemon
she reminds me of the old SwardsVA tumblr/anon girl character. I want to make her say WIKIWIKIWIKI.

>>71412415
>Speaks normally
What alternate dimension are you from?

>>71412447
"clearly capable of normal speech patterns and tone if necessary", I should say.

>>71412044
Kalameet... won.

Won't be able to watch the game today, but made this still

I wonder what kind of pantsu Jelly has

>>71412503
she repeats herself pretty often
she says like the same sentence 10 times in a row

Apparently she started planning it a month ago

>>71412282
I posted it on an alt so it's fine just a bit sad? I don't recommend tributes it feels really bad when you get the normal expected reaction. The reaction from that blue vtuber who liked the ones someone made her seems to be rare...

>>71412415
I cant't fucking watch her drawing streams without my brain leaking down from my nose.

>>71412553
Didn't she say she has the black lacy ones from Victoria's Secret? You know, the sexy kind of underwear.

>>71412553

>>71412114
Panko cannot compete

>>71412584
Isn't the desired result making the vtuber momentarily dazed and disgusted

>>71412570
>A month
Jesus christ. Runie is putting in the work.

>>71412415
This but unironically.

which phase is the most likely to secretly be an old-school opie & anthony fan?

>>71412570
Nice pfp bro

>>71412662
and she works a real job next to being a vtuber as well
on top of having a social life
the neets of phase should take her as an inspiration

>>71412662
>>71412720
I don't feel like editing the pic to remove the avatar to repost so if anyone wants the link here
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1768615742751010843

Niggas be like "I want to win the culture war" then refuse to kill people

>>71412642
Its basically a career flashbang, really makes them question what they are doing with their lives momentarily. Works especially well with the older the age.

>>71412114
Probably one of the chinks, the chinese are olympic champions at hating anything that isn't han.

>>71412735
Fucking coward, own your mistake

>I practiced what to say in bed
just like me

>No Jerry monkey waif
I should do a flip

>>71412735
I gotcha

Whens the last time /pcg/ has jumped in real life?

>>71412735
>willing herself healthy

>>71412850
If you did a flip you may attract a jerry monkey waif. She might clap her hands erratically seeing such a thing.

>>71412680
I wasn't being ironic, Anonymous-dono.
I didn't even realize her archetype existed without one of those fatal flaws -- she's the exact picture of a perfect women I dreamt in middle school but figured didn't actually exist. I want to tell her random Usenet/Ayashii World/efnet trivia in exchange for fujolore. the only way she could possibly be better is if she got into /prog/.

Fuck I missed the half of Pico because I had to do stuff.
Did she do well?
I hope so.

>>71412875
>inhale garlic
Is this gypsy folk medicine?

>>71412885
can't remember
now that I think about it
it's absurd how common jumping is in video games and movies despite the fact that like 99% of humanity will only jump like once every 30 years

Architect status?
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1768627285060673842

>>71412875
>>71412735
Tenma needs to start drinking again.

>>71412982
garlic has some funky immune system effects apparently
i think inhale is just hyperbole for "eat a lot of" here

>>71412550
Thank you anon!

>>71413017
Yeah I got curious cause I can't remember the last time I jumped in the past couple years

>>71412885
i jump every other day to grab the pullup bars on the power rack

>>71413020
Ember and Runie - maxxing

>>71413075
Imagine

>>71412982
I think by inhale she means eat. What I usually do is chop off the top of the clove and salt pepper and oil it. Wrap in foil and bake. It's real good and I barely ever get sick.

>>71413020
I no longer like Uruka :(

>>71413020
Wtf I love Uruka now!

>>71412885
There was a icestorm in january and I had to jump over an icy patch in my driveway for about a week.

Lia and Lumi are great together
they should collab more often

>>71413158
How long do you bake and on what heat?

>>71412642
Dazed and excited. Not disgusted something like how amano serafi reacted to her's is really good I don't have links offhand.

>>71410869
The thumbnail makes it look like she’s carrying a bag slung over her shoulder

>>71413020
Girl gonna have wicked shit.

>>71413020
I mean, her new booba must have come from somewhere.

>>71412885
I jump to get circulation back in my legs after my cat sleeps on them for like 20 minutes.

>>71412923
Unlucky for you, she only fucks girls.

>>71413307
Does that work that sounds smart as fuck?

>>71412923
>tumblr fujo
>/mlp/
>perfect woman
Nigger WHAT.

>>71413379
Yeah. Jump, do squats, whatever. Move your legs. Helps prevent blood clots in general, too.

>>71413250
400F/30-40 minutes

>>71413411
There's literally nothing wrong with a girl liking MLP. They are the target audience. Girls are supposed to like magical colorful ponies.

>>71413427
Move your legs up and down, specifically.

for me it's Lumi and Olivia collabs

>>71413411
She's just a shittier try hard Pippa.

>>71413462
Yea and child's anime is supposed to be for Jap children

>>71413433
Sounds like it could be good, like a baked onion. I imagine it makes you reek the next day.

>>71413479
I usually just do squats I'll have to see how jumping works next tiime

>>71412783
Eh, wait until friday. People will probably start shooting journalists by then.

>>71413559
Anon it uh, is friday.

>>71413510
I don't care what 3d women want so that's fine.

femanon is a gym whore
https://twitter.com/FuriVT/status/1768520167284445532

>>71412875
tenma is finally doing a proper jp stream?

>>71413603
I didn't mean romantically, guys don't like it when you smell bad either you know.

>>71413615
Yeah my whore

>>71413615
femanon has anon in it
as in someone from 4chan
some random twitter slut is not femanon, also there's no reason to be posting her here

I've been away since Monday, did I miss any good lore? Your favorite streams from this week?

Finally . . . a good /pcg/ thread

>>71413630
Idgaf what other men think as standard lmao. The other was learned.

>>71413411
an early 2010s tumblr girl is the perfect complement to a channer type. both similarly degenerate, similar investment in innanet shit, an open mind to the non-mainstream, but in completely different spheres so there's variety and you keep each other in check.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A2y797svBo

>>71413615

>>71413615
This is a random twitter whore fleshposting for followers. Fuck off retard.

>>71413594
Well. Have you shot your local journalist An-on?

>>71413678
Jelly has big tits and there was a ton of collabs this week

>>71413681
You can thank ____for that

>>71412783
Phase Connect?

>>71413681
It would be a shame if it got worse

>>71413678
Shiina, Lumi Dizzy offcollab and Shiina's bath ASMR

>>71413681
Nah ill fix that I am awake.
>>71413819
You may not like it but Kirsche is technically a Phase Friend

>>71413819
>not recognizing the secret phase member

>>71413819
phase friend

>>71413886
>>71413890

>>71413886
>>71413890
Is Kirsche really so much a phase friend. I feel like she's more just Pippa's. Not much difference, but lets call a spade a spade here.

Was the bad claraschizo here today or does he only come out when she does karaokes?

Was bored at work so I made an excel data post with phase talents. Data gathered yesterday and today. This one is for the numberbros.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRJeiFrKg-TK0giXgyvXQGlhT3RyAtHKCV5HQcr7_E1dlCo9BjPchvo2pB0QKCWE6nx5Ir6PTFwqQv7/pubhtml

Is it fucking over bros? Every time I think about taking the final step to becoming a vtuber I realise the whole industry is full of fake libtard friendship with equally deranged girls. /asp/ is full of autistic narcissists, /wasp/ is worse, all my vtuber friends have either graduated permanently and moved on from the hobby with a bf or are woke signalists. I don't want to make fake sanitised auditions only to yab 2 weeks in. I don't want to go indie orbiter and get permanently locked out of monetisation. No corpo will want me. None of my project ideas will be funded. I will never stop being a wagie. All I can do is watch Phase and dream of what could have been. It's so fucking over.
Do I just give up?

>>71413977
>Pippa is in phase connect
>They are friends
Connect the dots anon.

>>71413869
What I took from shiina's bath stream was lumi has NO ass. She mentioned lumi being beautiful, tall, and had smaller boobs than dizzy. What she didn't talk about was Lumi's ass EVEN AFTER talking about being all dressed up in hot women yoga clothes. So you can conclude Lumi's ass was at its peak presentation for Shiina and Dizzy, but she has NOTHING. Lumi has no ass.

>>71413990

I was the first white boy to question the world around him

>>71413990
Am I being dumb or are all the column titles barred out?

>>71413990
slovenia bro...

>>71413992
Be an indie chud vtuber who can genuinely be themselves. I think the appeal of being genuine is people can feel it usually and you can't slip and yab if you are just being yourself no?

>>71414063
No, that was Hitler.

>>71414043
we already knew that

>>71414028
Pippa doesn't even care about half of phase and the fatty is never going to collab with most of phase. She's pippa's friend not a phase friend which is fine.

>>71413992
get a real job with a real career path and stream for the memes. don't post on this board more than once or twice, and don't join discords or otherwise interact with people on this board. don't pander to us.

if you're funny or otherwise entertaining you'll be okay; streaming to at least a few fans who like you and might toss you a few bucks.

Go to wikipedia and look up "dontae" for a good laugh.

>>71414083
This works, majority of people's I talk to oshi is a indie who is small but genuine.

>>71412923
Dear Anonymous,
Too bad for (You). Foar your information, I already invited Eimi to the secret VIPPER only textboard, and she posts exclusively in the thread I set up (and we sage our posts so you interlopers can't see hehe). she makes new cute SJIS art using a copy of the gikope program I gifted to her on valentines day (and my template collection of course, hehe). Eimi has already been initiated into the elitist superstructure, and there's nothing you can do about it :)

Best Regards,
DQN

>>71414113
Phase Friend Hitler was misunderstood

>>71414113
That is me

>>71414205
It all makes sense now

>>71414149
there are 4 results anon which one is funny?

>>71414180
I mean if I ever did try to start I don't want the exhaustion of an act since I actually do have a physical labor job. I would rather be myself and slow roll my growth and be stronger for it. Chinchilla inspires me that smaller tubers can be fulfilled.

>>71414113
>austrians
>white

>>71413992
As long as you have hope in your heart, it is never truly over. Just keep moving, weight your options, and if you can find an option that you asses to be worth-while take the plunge.

>>71414149
where's the funny anon

>>71413992
Of course no corpo wants to be known as the chud corpo.
It's possible to right wing grift as an indie, like Kirsche, but corpos don't want to appear political. (NijiEN has some fuck yt ppl livers and they just result in bad press.)
If you want to be a vtuber, just do it. Get a png and spend an hour 4 days a week streaming. Try to get some viewers first by tweeting or making youtube videos or something. /asp/ and /wasp/ might have resources to help you get to 1view at least.

>>71414205
Good to see you back man hows it going :)

>>71414149
Go to pornhub and look up "gay" for a good laugh

>>71412282
Coward.

>>71413886
>>71413889
>>71413890
Kirsche is a disgusting drama baiting leech. She's a Pippa friend, not a Phase Friend.

>>71408584
Hot

>>71412570
So it's canceled?

>>71414268
He just like me frfr! Wait...

>>71414303
WOAAAAAHHA.
PENIS?????
wtf man

>>71414328
And Pippa is a member of?
I do agree with you though

>>71414043
BITCH GOT NO AAAAASSSSSSS

how did an austrialian even take over Germany anyways?

>>71412229
Not a big enough load
Here

Is this the off topic general?

>>71414127
>>71414028
>>71414328
Kirsche has a decent amount of collabs with a variety of Phase girls, far above the phase friend average.
You are being delusional.

ZAMN Gumis, your oshi looks like THIS?!

>>71414328
Kek, nice try schlomo

welcome to the dead hour
what are you guys doing
i'm reading shitty fanfiction

>>71413990
Your "Rank of Views Company" column is fucked

>>71412229
honestly if I was a vtuber I would feel complemented if someone makes a cum tribute and sends it too me. like this guy not only came too me but he even worked up the courage too send it too me

>>71414189
Try as you might, there's nothing that gets a girl wet like pure, elegant implementations of live2d trackers in MIT Scheme. When she realizes she can use my software to create beautiful BBcode-formatted HAX MY ANUS banners for stream she'll leave you in an instant.

>>71414400
Where is me capital A, mate?

Real

>>71414445
This is the Phase Connect general, not the fat whore general. I don't care about your whore, no matter if it's Kirsche, Lisa, Filian or the 2view of the day

>>71414473
working

>>71413990
The one thing I take away from that is that saya is the only one that has not made a short yet
the lazy whore...

>>71414492
my bad

*ahem* how did an austrAliAn even take over Germany anyways?

>>71414268
Yeah of course

>>71414436
Yes

>>71414445
I want Erina and Ember you faggot she doesn't collab with them and I wouldn't watch if they did.

>>71412982
Where I live we add pressed garlic to hot milk when the illness starts and go to hot bed. Works wonders
t. slav

I don't even like kirsche cause she grifted her donothon money. Still no new model. Fucking nasty ass model right now. But she is a phase friend.

>>71414400
>hitler was steve irwin of the 40s
>played host to a discovery channel radio-station on animals
I would like to see this alternate timeline

>>71414540
Oi ya cheeky cunt

>>71414043
Lumi doxx

>>71414562
Bro she literally gave you her butthole I think you'll be okay.

>>71414588
MODDDSSSS

>>71414473
Fuck off Eimi

>>71414445
When is the last time she's collabed with or raided anyone other than Pippa?

>>71414596
Please tell me you're joking, DO NOT post proof if you're being serious

>>71414501
>pcg
>not the fat whore general
>he doesn't know

>>71414461
>if you don't like fat drama whores you're a Jew

>>71414588
delete that

>>71414501
But Ember is in phase

>frogposting
Cmon kirsche fags

Jelly built the pyramids

>>71414695
>Ember fat
>When there is literal proof showcasing how she is not

>>71414596
Proofs?

>>71414708
you really expected better?

>>71414741
Shhhhhh shes the architects phase girl

>>71414083
If I act like myself I will definitely end up pissing off some vtubers. I look up to Kirsche but I don't know if I want to be her? I don't konw anymore. The boundary between viewer and streamer, the self-control for networking, the pipeline to becoming a camwhore, I don't know if I can balance them all without selling my soul or just doxxing myself.
>>71414132
This is probably the best outcome. But I'd still dream about the cool projects that could have been if I could just have corpo backing. I guess this is as pointless as someone dreaming about what they would do if they were a billionaire.
>>71414275
>>71414280
You're right. I should just take the plunge and see what works or stop thinking about it.

If I do start streaming, this is my last post. If not, I'll see you in a future thread. Thanks anons.

>>71414741
Amy is a fat fuck as well.

>>71412875
>piko

>>71414501
There are a lot of whores in phase though. Might as well let the chubby whore be a phase friend

>>71414373
(Samefagging myself)
The funniest part about this interaction is she's clearly more offended at the woman who said she has no ass rather than the cat callers.
WOMEN.jpg

>>71414793
I'm a Tenma anti now

>>71414241
>>71414278
>Black name
>Only contributions are 3 athletes and a serial killer
I think the funny is supposed to be racism.

>>71414784
>konw

>>71414806
Your mom is not in Phase Connect.

>>71414829
is he 13 or something?

>>71414793
>ぴこ
can be piko

>>71414784
Just be a camehore that talks about whatever based shit you want while naked. Can't be denonitized that way.

>>71414635
Look up her mouse pad from the donothon.

rrat: Pico is beeko

>>71414871
>denonitized

>>71414859
Correct, but we have Hime and Clara.

>>71414784
>If I act like myself I will definitely end up pissing off some vtubers.
Just don't care. It's as shrimple as that. These people aren't my family and if they don't want to be my friend oh well. I'm not folding myself into shape to be friends with fake ass people and for it to blow up in my face later. I have enough drama on my life.

>>71414780
In spirit sure? But her hands are not fat and she's fucking going to them gym nearly everyday. She's actually trying to be fit again as an ex gymrat.

>>71414869
But her channel literally has it in english, no excuses tenma I am still going to anti you.

>>71414880
Oh that, I was worried she posted something to dwarf avocado in gross levels

>>71414822
I'll murder you, not a threat but a promise

>>71414818
cetrified woman moment

>>71414950
Buy her a bottle of ketchup first.

Thanks deepl

>>71414954
You will die trying
I am just kidding around

>>71414829
That wasn't even a good racism
Poor form all around

We can fix her

>>71414978
>So I can break it over her head and fuck the shit out of delirious Phase Slampig Kirsche
Nice

>>71415010
Nice cosplay of Lumi, Ember.

>>71415010
FAT FUCK, SHAME IT DIDN'T GO TO YOUR ASS.

>Chyaaaaaaat...

>>71415068
>has done one (1) workout Wednesday since December

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1768617354735354249
>Tenma sick
>Runie offers to cancel the stream for her
>Tenma refuses since Runie planned the stream for a month
Runie is really built different huh...

>>71415108
I was very proud of the effort she put into the last one.

>>71415010
>>71415068
NO, I love her flat ass. Dont change, Lumi! Be the sticc woman of my dreams.

>>71415136
Yeah bringing back the wheel was great for many reasons, I hope she keeps it.

>>71415108
she did more
but they were all in the bed with me and not streamed

Will Lumi ever show underboob again?

>>71414982
it's two kana glyphs, there isn't a translation. it's just a sound.

>>71415010
tummy squish awooga

>>71415115
Runie is too ambitous for Phase

>>71415164
These letters were typed on my keyboard by my hands
>>71415170
She did last week for one of the Twitch streams

>>71414931
>the ember is not eating a lot just because she likes food, but because she wants to BULKMAXX

I call ember fat here to motivate her

>>71415170
she did during the last workout wednesday

>>71414829
You should probably just take notes on professional racism from nasaposters anon, it'll do you some good

>>71415322
That's a good outfit. Wish I could see the back.

>>71415222
Gen 3 (well at least Eimi, Hina, and Runie) and JP Gen 1 girls are pretty ambitious. I guess that was an actual requirement during the audition phase. Phase pet Chinchilla never stood a chance because of this. :(

>>71415222
My theory is her directing is one of the reasons she's in phase. Whenever they eventually get 3D models, she could plan/direct a concert for example.

>>71415390
>Hina
>Ambitious
How?

>>71415420
>Clickbaity titles
>most active collaber in Gen 3
She clearly wants to grow anon.

>>71415390
Fishman unfortunately has to be a noomberfag out of necessity.

>>71415459
I think she should focus on growing her boobs

>>71415222
In another corpo her ambition might have been snuffed out by bureaucracy. Phase is in that weird middle ground where she can creatively thrive.

>>71415390
Muyu also feel ambitious but she is handicapped

>>71415391
>letting a dribbling one piece tard do anything
Dickheads are the most deluded fans

I'm so psyched for Saturday, bros.

>>71415492
Nigger, you must numberfag as a corpo. Noomberfags /here/ are not part of management and shouldn't since they are using it to bring down other vtubers.

>>71415502
She should increase breast size by .5% every stream and see how long it takes for us to notice

>>71415502
Hi inflation anon

>>71415572
I feel like I am way too hyped for it and gonna be diappointed...

>>71415510
Everyone understands Muyu's case. I'm not leaving her out because of retarded reasons. She seems to be pretty ambitious back then.

>>71415529
I'm just glad your flat assed whore isn't part of it because she would sleep instead like every other collab.

>>71415222
My cute, ambitious theatre kid wife will be running phase connect from the shadows soon!

>>71415572
It's gonna be Lumi
calling it now

>>71412553

>>71415584
https://youtu.be/kbpDiP1BBMs

>>71415529
>dribbling

>>71408188

Erina will save us from these dead hours. Praise be my Dorky Momdaughterwife.

https://files.catbox.moe/og0cf1.png

>>71415234

>>71415757
She's planning on taking the field next divegrass, she'll dribble the ball with the best of them

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>71415375
It's a garbage outfit. It doesn't make any sense and it makes her look like a low grade stripper.
>but you can see her tiddy
Go watch literally any other streamer.

>>71415808
I want an Eimi + Erina collab

>>71415690
Lumi isn’t a part of it. Just Dizzy, Runie, Tenma, and Muyu

>>71415655
What?

>>71415938
that's the ruse

>>71415822
WAO Runie Ronaldinho!

>>71415947
>The smartest gumi

>>71415757
Pankophile....

>>71415529
>Runie
>a high-functioning woman (rare in Phase)
>known for being so meticulous that she plans her streams in advance and in this case, a literal fucking month
>proved herself to be la creatividad with her special streams
>can't plan/direct a concert because she's a one piece tard according to this faggot
Why is anon so confident on displaying his retardation on the internet?

>>71415938
It's going to be Dizzy.

>>71416081
She's the blatant red herring. It'll be Muyu.

>>71416033
Are you okay dickead?

>>71415584
Anons are just doing what they've been born to do. Which is checking numerals.

What if Dizzy

>>71416081
It's me____________

>>71415757

>>71416081
>>71416120
It's going to be Tenma

>>71416128
Are you okay after the most recent cucktrip?

>>71416166
Tenma would be to obvious

>>71416135
Married me, had my children, and lived happily ever after?

>>71416081
It's gonna be secretly Jelly, after all the fucking monkeyposting.

>>71415391
I'll always remember the melty blood vtuber concert she was a part of