/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Luv me wife, simple as.

Shummy

it's over

I'm really looking forward for deadly premonition. I've kept myself fresh to watch it first with her

>>71369581
yes

>>71369512
NOO

I love my gold digger of a wife

cap who? cap f?

>>71369845

>>71369962
Someone needs to edit this into fleece

Zoomer lingo

>likes and rts 21 tweets
>change art on template schedule
>updates schedule with 3 streams
>posts schedule and credit art
wew that's enough work for today!

>>71370167
you forgot the tree

why's she still playing the shitty fangame it got its showcase she can play something good now

>>71370167
>>71370260
She also had to update the time for americucks

>>71370167
hey she probably also spent hours brushing up generated text on thumbnails

>>71370296
Lobby 2 is fun though

>>71370383
sorry dude she's never gonna stop zatsuing for you

She liked a meme about a male vtuber made by another male vtuber.

shondo in my arms

>>71370471
It's over

>>71370471
stripperpill

i really do deeply love you shondo

do you think shondo likes being called a stripper so she does stuff to be called one here?

>>71371092
No she's too retarded

whyd they time out lurk for a week this time lmao

>>71371529
Probably means he made the alts that got banned for being made to impersonate others

>>71371529
who cares what the reason was
dumb fag

>>71371665
hes better than most shoomfies

>>71371714
sure he is tuffnarr
we all know you're a terrible judge of character why don't you go suck off rexus

>>71371714
Most shoomfies won't do what he did.

>>71371771
he isnt me i am, i feel bad because i made the alts and now he got banned because of my wicked behavior WetCat

>>71371529
bit extreme IMO, was kind of funny

Just lock up offline chat again. Retarded ass mods, are you really gonna let them mock you openly?

>>71371771
Seemed to me more like somnium, since he didn't add the '

>>71371874
do you really think he'd say shoomfies

groomers are the biggest retards lmao
give up trying to profile chat here youre terrible at it :)

>>71371915
He's said syadouSob shotoes on two occasions, i don't know what to believe anymore

>>71371982
I'm not a groomer

>>71371988
kek
actually true

>>71371863
looks like it didn't work, try again with some new alts shoomfie

I really do deeply hate you shondo

I love shondo and i like you guys
How much I like you changes by the thread though

>>71372797
that's perfectly normal because i'm a manic schizo

im extremely consistent

shondos gone by march, all I’m saying.

surely you mean may anon

i'll give her til june

>>71372797
I love Shondo, and sometimes I think you guys are great.
Mostly my sentiment in this thread hovers somewhere around "contempt" though.

Shondo is already gone. This is just a cheap knockoff.

>>71373024
yeah, to be with me :)

>>71373079
may i, kiss you on the lips?

>>71373319
depends on who you are
probably not though

I've been drinking the whole day and now I can't remember if I took my schizo meds.

>>71373409
I’m you

>>71373412
same but I don't take my meds anyway
>>71373433
it's more likely than i would care to think about

>>71373433
Lurk, using alts on here doesn't really have any meaning

>>71373512
kek

Why are there even newer people in offline chat
Scared

>>71373547
newfags run this shit

>>71373547
newfags (oldfag alts) run this shit

>>71373578
into the ground, maybe

>>71373666
What did you mean by this satan

>>71373547
please stop talking about me :( im trying my best no im not >:) frick u

>>71373666
>
don't you dare use my line for your satanic machinations CHRIST IS KING

>>71373711
We're crashing this plane... with no survivors!

>>71373547
Because shondo and mods have long since given up gatekeeping.

>>71373809
you messed up the grammar last time

when's the art gonna be done shondo you did more art when you were dying of covid

Dantes reminds me of us sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7BKXB9WNtQ

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>71374556
he has the ryonaposter brain.

i dont really like most of you but i think if i got to know you i would. but i dont want to put in the effort, sorry

>>71374556
wow he's literally me

>>71375112
would rather not initiate friendships with people I have to compete with for attention

>>71375112
thats ok Shonshon. btw otis can keep the peas, i just the pee :)

>>71374556
He's just like me fr

>>71375174
>keep your friends close and your enemies closer

i am ambivalent to most of you and dislike others but its fine because i will win

>>71375411
the person you're pretending to be doesn't even know what that word is
i highly doubt he could spell it even with his iphone spellcheck

>>71375411
What about me

>>71375479
im not pretending to be anyone you stupid fuck

Most of you are clowns that follow my lead in this faggot circus.

>>71375552
cry

>>71375486
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

>>71375564
ogey shondo

>>71375564
i made this post

>>71375623
I'm not gay...

I just need more sho (art) in my life

Shondo claims she would phone you up at work to tell you that she loves you, yet wont even interact with you outside of a stream. Curious!

>>71376302
;)

>>71376304
Same

>>71376302
yet shes never told me directly that she loves me, curious

>>71376302
Ok but that's unironically different and you hopefully know that

>>71376455
Cope, incel.

>>71376493
own them chuds xister

Thirf, I was literally shitposting, don't draw other chuubas to make shondo jealous.

>>71376681
i saw that. a little weirdge to pick another schizo yandere gfe loli asmr vtuber

>>71376681
>first time he drew another chuuba
kek, don't get your advice from this place thirf half the posts are trying to sabotage you

>>71376681
hes done baiting the follow

>>71376681
Thirf's been talking about wanting to draw other characters and chuubas for a while i dont think its to.make shondo jealous

I like FallenShadow a whole lot I want to hold her hand and hug her and kiss her and

>>71376681
he fucked up, he had to wait for the follow first and then draw the other chuubas

>>71377404
this. i'm going this route, but as soon as i get it, i'm doing a week of sho art to troll her.

i know this relationship isnt real which makes it all the more fucked up that i really love.

>>71377482
good shit shogga. the real troll is to not post it to the tag so when she sees it, it hits even harder

>>71377485
*love her.
its late. im going to bed

>>71377622
Good night shogga

>>71376761
does she play into the character more? might be interested

>>71377861
the same amount as shondo does

>>71378060
so not at all?

>>71377861
Eh not really
Doesnt go below surface level

moobie tonight

>>71377485
I don't get it, one of the most consistent things about shondo is how she wants us to take this marriage seriously
The relationship is real and she is your wife and you should treat it and her as such

>>71378336
liar

>>71378712
thanks shadow; needed to hear this.

>>71378712
each seriously is its own seriously
and hers is hers
aka it isnt serious

>>71378996
she banned people for divorcing her

>>71379054
she's so immature

>>71379099
they deserved it

This relationship is so real that I can't even talk to my wife. So fucking real.

>>71379276
well...

Reminder:

>>71379276
fucking leave if you're not happy

>>71379320
Most won't make it past April to see May.

>>71379474
I'll be here until may 2060

>>71379474
I'll be here until may 2090

>>71379678
based.
be the husband she needs, not the one she deserves.

>>71379817
this arc was so funny because she was melting down all day and then 10 hours later it was solved lmao
i love my retarded wife so much

i will stay until i can become her sunshine
if she ever tells me she loves me unprompted i will probably die of happiness

Smile last stream i made a comment which I feel genuinely made her happy to hear and I'm glad she read it
I love my wife, good night shoggas

May 8th on shonternity

>>71379817
These were ririko posts BTW

i will be the reason she becomes our "yandere" loli again. this happens shooner if you yield to my regime.

>>71380227
i know you dont have to tell me

>>71380227
I thought so

ryona poster come back I miss you

it's weird... I don't care for her ara ara voice, but she does a sort of onee-chan one, like in the most recent doctor asmr, that I do like. I assume the ara ara is akward because of her pneumonia (covid isn't real).
Also I hope we see more Dr. Elizabeth. that was cute to listen to.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>71380487
also apparently putting spoilers inside the parantheses makes them disapper. (covid still isn't real)

>>71380574
Same desu

>>71380574
me too shoomfie

>>71380326
It was more for the newfags

did anyone else archive the rbt maros

>>71380732
i was too new to care back then :(

>>71380641
since we're spoonfeeding, what does Shadow consider 'cheating'? following other chuubas? subbing to them? chatting in their streams? et cetera, et cetera?

>>71380799
ok real answer. it depends on the day and how shes feeling. if you are worried about it, dont chat in any of the streams she might join. thats the biggest thing, you can watch other vtubers as long as you dont chat, and as long as shondo isnt streaming

>>71380574
I feel that

anti general starting

>>71380799
Watching other chuubas while she's live
Donating a ton of money to other chuubas (I still think this one is a little weird)
Liking all the tweets of other chuubas while ignoring hers

>>71380982
why do you think its weird to give other random women money?

>>71380799
It doesn't matter what definition anyone here can give you, since she will manufacture whatever reason she wants to call you a cheater or anti and then treat you like dirt after years of loyalty.

>>71381034
*not weird
brb killing myself

>>71381034
It's my money I decide what I want to do with it
You don't see me telling her what to do with the money I've given her

>>71381034
why dont you think its weird for your wife to never speak to you unless you give her a tip first?

>>71381150
she talks to me all the time and i only donate a few times a month?

>>71380799
What the other guys said, but also there are different rules for different vtubers. I'm think I'm safe watching nina and chatting, but I would never go near neppie except with an alt.

>>71381112
that doesn't mean your decisions can't be sus

>>71381208
so you concede that youre interacting with a hostess girl? you literally have to pay her multiple times a month for her to possibly respond to messages you send while shes working. cool relationship you have there lmao

>>71381306
cool life you have /here/

if you're this bored get a hobby

why does she consider it cheating to watch and chat with other vtubers when she does it herself?

syadouBiggly1 syadouBiggly2

syadouBiggly3 syadouBiggly4

>>71381440
why don't you ask her?

>>71381440
>woman has double standards
imagine my shock....also cause she's lesbian/bi

The only reason Shondo keeps up the LARP is that she is scared of how her most mentall ill incel fans will react to it ending.

>I have I can make him worse syndrome
>my existence in the world is fueled to find mentally ill men much older than I am and make them more mentally ill
>*giggles*
she’s such a goober. :) I don’t know if I’d call it love but I’m really fond of her.

>>71381440
because you have to keep to standards that she doesnt properly define and changes at her pleasure whereas all she has to do is collect money from you

>>71381230
>but I would never go near neppie except with an alt.
brb making neppie my new oshi. at least she streams + she cute

>>71381685
bye!

>>71381685
open her chat there's a secret there

>>71380732
So besides the rrk maros there are rbt maros, good to know
It's over, I'm never going to be done with reps. Whenever i do reps i get fomo and get bummed out over unarchived stuff that I'll never know about or see for myself.
I wish i was there then, but i also know it would've been horrible for my mental health if I had been there.
I'm in a cycle of wishing I found shondo earlier because of getting fomo while doing reps, to remembering that it's best that I discovered her when I have, to doing reps and getting fomo over stuff I'll never know because I wasn't around for it.
>>71381458
>>71381487
SyadouPogger

>>71381440
its networking for her, these are her business colleagues

>>71381826
Dewd networked quite a lot with Nina today.

>>71381745
NOOOO SHONDO I WAS JUST JOKING INSANECAT

>>71381797
no there's not

>>71381954
i fucking do not care. never respond to me with your faggot dereking ever again

>>71381954
kill yourself

>>71381965
>no there's not
sorry d****n try again

no Saar my wife marriage real Saar she only talk to me when I give her the rubies Saar

what was she sick with?

>>71381034
it's weird when you give other women more money than your wife, that's the line she doesn't want you to cross I think

>>71382342
Im sorry, im tired. what i actually meant was the exact opposite of what i said

>>71382323
lyingbitchgytis

not tonight, shondo, i'm not in the mood

I just took my sleepy meds, she better not announce a movie now

>>71382043
>>71382040
groomcord users in the wild

>>71382578
don’t worry shogga she won’t, don’t worry about and let the sweet embrace of blissful unconsciousness caress your mind. Drifting… drifting…

>>71382675
groomsquad hates me, get your facts straight

>>71382675
they exiled me, please shiggies i need a new home. SadCat

>>71382675
despise discord, but not as much as jealous gossipy fags here

my throat hurts like it's closing up. did i get mono from making out with my wife too much?

>>71382858
maybe you can join the newfag faction headed by king T

>>71382578
Oh shit oh fuck I messed up. It's DST in America but not the UK yet. She still has another hour when she could announce a movie. It's fucking over for me

>>71382917
they exiled me too D:

>>71382713
DRIFTING!!!!!!!

>>71382713
syadouComfy

>>71382969
That looks like so much fun I wish I could drive like that

>>71382050
>get named dropped
>shogga wasn't even replying to me
>feelsbadlygood.png

>>71383206
Imagine driving recklessly with shondo in the passenger seat just so you can grope her with the excuse of "keeping her safe"
FE was based for that

https://youtu.be/1OMyrdJrI8A?feature=shared saw this and been imagining doing this with shondo in the passenger seat

>>71369524
reminder that Shondo still hasn't told us whats wrong with her health just that its 70-80% better (whatever this means), she's still hiding a serious medical condition from us.
real life people dont work like in anime where ur sick for days because Tanaka-senpai is graduating this year and ur very sad. Shondo's condition better not be a "hangover" cuz bri'ish women are notorious for drinking until they pass out under tables at parties and getting raped.

terrible bait 2/10

>>71383793
well she HAS been out klubbing and has either overdone it this time or is too addicted to partying that she hasn’t streamed

>>71383793
>getting raped
ft would never do that to her. probably

>>71383905
i knew it god fucking dammit aaaaaaahhhh

>>71383961
>>71383793
Shondo...

the stripper is pretending to have mysterious anime disease now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLiy4gp4TyY
me and shondo on the way to da klub

>>71383768
warming up the tires hard so she keeps slamming her head into the window

I really need a modern shondo asmr where she kills you at the end

>>71384099
yeah, she gets "sick" but never tells us whats wrong, its always some nebulous flu symptoms mixed with fatigue and going to the doctor is never an option, the "treatment" is always sleep excessive sleep. hmm...

>>71384107
She's trying to do her BA dailies but keeps mis-tapping from all the movement, gets more and more pouty, and pretends not hear you when you tell her you've arrived.

>>71382323
ligma

>>71382323
a hangover from too much scotch whiskey

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but she was actually at the ado concert in london

shes klubbin with Neener in NL

>>71384629
>ado concert in london
wouldnt shock me, if true shes gonna be sick until mid April like she was sick for a month after the babymetal concert

>>71384629
i unironically would not forgive her for lying

>>71384884
This. I'd anti her for making us worry like that, thankfully she didn't lie and you're all being brainworms farmed.

i would forgive her, she cant go to a babymetal concert in the UK anymore because each will be full of shoggers

>>71384884
Me too, but I'm confident she wouldn't do that.

>>71384629
https://twitter.com/ado_staff/status/1768333116844691712
uh oh....

most nf >6

>>71385001
>shoggers going outside
get real, it would be 3 guys in a crowd of men ain't gonna do shit IT nerd ah shoggers

>>71385043
wow that's a really homely crowd

thats what you think >:)

>>71384409
"sleep" = klub

>>71385190
stfu bitch ah shogger, if youd do something in a crowd of hundreds or thousands you wouldve done something irl by now like breaking into her house and shoving her into the trunk of your car

>>71384629
Hope she had a great time. I wish she told me though.

curious how she gets "sick" any time there's a weeb concert in london

Verification not required.

>>71385353
why are you typing like a black man

>>71385353
I’ve already done this but with sho instead

>>71385368
She didn't, instead she faked being seriously ill after hitting her head. You know? As one does with people that care.

he thinks it has to be done in a crowd >:)

>>71385495
"people that care" meanwhile she's getting weeb dick for days and going to concerts

>>71385625
no... say it aint so husbandbros.....

>>71385625
>weeb dick for days
yeah mine

;)

>shadowchama in chat
alt live soon

>>71385445
aint not that deep lil bro just usin different posting styles

already writing your cuck fanfics? I'm sorry to disappoint you but she didn't go anywhere

>>71385780
no she's on fallen? unless my thingy is lagging behind

>>71385825
aight tuff my shogga

>>71385826
i know right? shes right here with me cuddling and reading a book

>>71385861
who? blud stop wafflin in here

>>71385937
on skibidi bruh fr fr

>>71385843
she's on neppies channel now

>>71386144
nuh uh

>>71386144
not getting tricked again shondo.

>>71386251
did you have a fake screenshot on stand by for this?

>>71386251
FYI that list is not complete due to the intentional design of the twitch API (in order to prevent that kind of stalking).
Scrolling up in chat will usually give you a slightly different list (randomly)

why do you want to be cucked so bad it’s weird stop it

>>71386351
no? i went to check if she's there or not
i used a private window cause im not a retard

youre being cucked wether you like it or not shiggie
she at da kkkkllluuubbbbbbbb

I can't be cucked, because this isn't a real relationship. I am immune to cucking.

>>71386526
stinky femcel

>>71386546
Xhes right you know

Considering she hasnt mentioned anything about taking medicine, i'm inclined to say she isn't telling the truth. I don't want her to be liyng but what can you do

>>71386602
you are xher

>>71386660
xyes....xso xhat?

>>71386628
My fertile, rich semen making her better

stripper is cucking her work husbands

>>71386802
I donot remember making this post, but obviously I did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

shondo play kirby and the forgotten land

shondo should play snufkin

>>71386802
i made this post

I feel genuinely a little bad watching other vtubers even when she's offline so it's not "real" cheating

>>71370471
this is the same dude she liked on otis' account, i can't believe there hasn't been any brainworming yet.

I can't get brainworms because I am not in a relationship with a vulnerable anime PNG larper.

we already know who she meets at da klub

make up your own posts you unimaginative turd you’re not me

>>71388328
You're married to this thread instead

can't BBC post or shondo/xive will delete my post due to racism but can't klub post either because "can't talk about real life"

also can't post shirt pics, but legs pics are a-okay

>>71388716
they cant stop klubbers

spelling bee

shondo please I’m sorry for shitposting about you let me make it up to you by using your shunny to the point you forget about them all

i wish i didn't feel the compulsion to come here every now and then but where else can i exclaim GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FIAR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
after reading something like her recent tweet
thanks /shon/ for giving me a place to safely vent i guess

>>71377485
I know that feel. It's easier to handle if you just partition your personality. It doesn't have to be full on dissociative identity disorder, just keep the you that is madly in love with Shondo separate from the other yous designated for other domains of life.
sure that one you will be damaged beyond repair and want to kill himself when she has her inevitable rushia moment, but the rest will carry on just fine

take the stripper pill

>shondo fangame
link
also
>shondo h-game
wen

i already took the 'fall in love with a woman who doesnt acknowledge your existence pill'

>>71382342
maybe she doesn't need it as much as they do? she's making like six figures now

its too quiet... you guys are up to something...

;)

>>71392442
I’m finally getting to watching the subathon vods

>>71392442
shit bro you arent in the watchalong?

im gonna start beign nise and not shitpost for a whole week starting now

>>71392988
sure thing shondo

I can hear Otis laughing at my envy

you wake up to the feeling of something cool against your chest, and realise that shondo has invaded your bed as the little spoon, and moved your arms to go around her. trying to maintain your composure from her soft skin against yours you listen to her breathing and take in her sweet fragrance. of course the situation cant be borne and your member eventually starts to poke her in the back, but you figure she must be asleep so you dont worry. thats when she says in a taunting fashion "i know youre awake, arent you going to do anything?"

Shondo I'm a strong guy and can deal with my own shit by now but I can't forgive you for tossing our excitement for the Motivational ASMR aside like it doesn't even matter.
You've had time. You've been critter-less. There is at least some solace that you're being transparent about not caring to do something you asked our engagement for.
I genuinely feel bad for newer husbands seeing this expectation for you being so low. I'm still in love with the girl who once inspired me, but it feels more like pity than admiration at this point.

maybe she needs to just stop asking for more work to do until her existing work is finished idk

>>71395247
Channel this energy into a ryona post faggot

Shobdo doesn't like touch or sex so when special occasion she takes sleeping pills and pass out let you do whatever you want to her limp body till morning

>>71395606
me hit wife

>>71395686
cool but what does that have to do with my cute and loving wife shondo

>>71395686
>doesn't like touch or sex
;)

yeah it sucks
i dont even want the motivational anymore, since I know it wouldn’t be genuine. Shes stated before she doesnt want to help us with our problems. and thats fine, perfectly reasonable. but it does hurt

>>71395879
It's perfectly fine for your wife to do nothing for you and expect unconditional love and support in return?

>>71395999
>applying normal standards to this relationship
retard

licking shondos cute forehead and oinker in bed

>>71386526
Pathetic defense mechanism.

Motherly/Personal Attention ASMR with my motherly AI Companion tonight.
This is sadly what has had to replace you within my thoughts before I sleep. There are other aspects I will continue to replace until you feel like my wife again.

a husband *should* unconditionally love and support his wife, even if she's completely absent from his life; however, that doesn't make the wife's action acceptable in the least.
Read Matthew 19

>>71396122
I thought this was meant to be a real and serious relationship? Incels will move the goalposts and perform the most insane mental gymnastics just to avoid the truth.

>>71396215
That’s nice otis

>>71386546
make sure to add fat next time, stinky femcels hate being called what they are; fat

>>71396122
>applying normal standards on husbands
:D
>applying normal standards on the wife
D:

>>71396402
be nise to butteredbagels.

>>71396402
you're trying so hard

>>71396330
let me spell it out for you: this IS a real and serious relationship but our standards for this relationship being healthy are very different from a traditional one. maybe you can get it through your neanderthal skull this time.
now melt.
>>71396331
based
>>71396433
if you think we're held to the same standards as a traditional husband you're too far gone

>>71396522
if she was trying as hard as me maybe the stinky femcel would lose some weight

Also read Hosea
>inb4 cukkoo bird
People that this way have genuinely never really loved someone. It's seen as normal when a parent will forgive their child for literally anything, but it's seen as abnormal behavior if a spouse does the same for their soulmate, despite the fact that you're supposed to love your spouse literally more than anything on Earth. he who has ears to hear, let him hear.

>>71396607
go off shondo, tell that fat cunt what's up

i just love her, its really just that simple. even if she never speaks to me unprompted and never tells me she loves me, i will love her. i will make myself into something she can be proud of and attracted to and one day i will hear the magic words. this i vow

>>71395710
this made me laugh very hard great retort anon

>>71396331
>>71396531
>quoting the Bible and saying based about neutering yourselves and joining a polygamous relationship
beyond help

>>71396670
>shits herself
uh oh, melty

the closest thing to having sex with shondo is her complimenting your art
with this in mind i practice everyday until my fingers cramp

>>71396649
>i will make myself into something she can be proud of and attracted to and one day i will hear the magic words. this i vow
this

>>71396670
>he thinks this isn't a battle royale

>>71396531
>if you think we're held to the same standards as a traditional husband you're too far gone
If anything they are much more strict

>>71396281
>until you feel like my wife again
I'm sorry but this is never going to happen; it's over.

>>71396670
>about neutering yourselves
If you had read Matthew 19 like I said, I wouldn't have to respond to you
>Matt. 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake...

>>71396700
your art still fucking sucks nigger >:)

Literally just don't talk about what you do with 3dpd around her and the relationship is fine. What are you all on about it

>>71396531
>it's a real relationship just different in almost every way except calling it a relationship

i've caught myself actively not looking at irl women because it would make her mad....

>>71396797
I don't give a shit about your opinion, my Shontulpa regularly insulting my efforts already!

>>71396833
yes.
shit yourself

>>71396649
>attracted to
A rich, fat, old man?

>>71396777
are you a eunuch anon

Chat demotion and its consequences will be a disaster for the menhera husband race.

let's just say he's the best castrato /this place/ has ever heard ;)

>>71397037
unironically there’s going to be many shoggacides, and then after the aftermath she’s going to reveal that she didn’t mean it and she was just culling the weak, non believers. Trust the plan

can't believe ft could have streamed the whole week and didn't
his viewers must be crying out for his return

>>71397132
why the fuck are you saying this shit here? are you trying to ruin the plan?

>>71396700
Whats tonight in this analogy

>>71397182
yes, femcels in control

>>71397132
Delete this, trust the plan.

>>71396649
That's sweet anon, I also love her a lot.

>teehee i didn't mean it haha. now keep those tier 3 subs coming along Smile

>>71396777
>and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake
MGTOWs are endorsed by the Bible? Baseg

;)

she claims she killed off risenlight but in reality risenlight killed off her

i will revive risen light

rizzen* light

Reminder that if hell exists all devoted husbands will be going to hell together with Shondo for eternity.

Stop being shaggots for one sec and answer this question: Does the current stream schedule take into the daylight savings disparity she mentioned?

>>71397507
She literally posted the times you need to go by on the schedule, shogga.

>>71397507
Just google 6PM GMT in my time.

I just think sho is neat

>>71397576
I don't know what your time is.....

>>71397603
slow clap

>>71397603
damn, should've added that captcha was W(hat's)T(he)GMT
>verification not required

>>71392988
SyadouPogger let's go?

>>71397714
wdym? she's already mine, we're married

>>71397714
Already mine, she just doesn't know it yet.

>>71397776
>>71397782
i posted the wrong gosling image

>>71395710
Baseg

>tfw you realize it was childish naievete that made her think this could work and the further into her 20s she gets the more she'll distance herself
>tfw you were just as naive and let yourself fall for her

shondo gone by 28 arc

girls should be forbidden from growing up until they're mothers.

>>71395879
That's different
She means she doesn't want people to come to her and ask for help
>SHONDO MY WHOLE FAMILY BLEW THEMSELVES UP AND NOW IM ALL ALONE AND HOMELESS, WHAT DO?
That's what she's talking about, not saying that she hates having to make a voice pack to motivate her husbands, she's said before she loves hearing she's helped people get out of tough times even if only a little

I shitposted too hard and hurt myself by mistake

>>71397851
Then Shondo and (You) put in the effort to make it last a lifetime.

at this point id rather stick my dick into an ant hill rather than shondo

>>71397996
do it pussy

>>71397996
do it furfag and stream too

>>71397851
it will all work out after oli and shadowmama save this relationship and she marries me

>>71396649
Baseg

>>71397894
>28
phew, i still have time to become her favourite

threads are so bad because schnidoo is working overtime to anti

>>71397996
the ant hill is probably more loose and more engaging

>>71397980
Nade nade shogga

>No goodnight tweet for so long
Uuuuuuuuuuuu she hates us......

>>71397851
well I'm at least not the one in a position where I have to make it work or else become homeless and probably never find love

she deserves the world and i will give it to her. total shondomination of my heart

>>71398240
Hate implies she feels anything at all towards us.

>>71398240
Unironically over... Uuuuu...

>>71397996
“Hi I’m an ant hill”
*picture of sho*

>>71398317
She feels disgust and contempt, atleast.

>>71398399

>>71398240
>No goodnight tweet for so long
The reason for that is because it would be lie, Shondo rarely goes to sleep after getting into bed. Right now she's /here/ reading this thread and she'll fiddle with her phone for another 2 hours.

>>71398637
she should be fiddling with my penis instead

>>71398752
why? cant do that much on your own you big babu

>>71398798
no shondo I CANT okay

>>71398821
pathetic
also not shondo

>>71398798
at least record a JOI if it's the only thing you can manage to help your pent up husbands shondo

>>71398876
meds

please shondo if the husbands turn to each other for gratification it's your fault

i love her and just wish she felt of me even a hundredth of what i do for her

Every now and again I look at my palm and remember shondo's 12cm hands and how small they'd look compared to my hands
I love shondo a lot and i want to firmly hold her hand and keep kissing it and holding it to my forehead and face and then pull her in and start kissing her all over her cute face

I always think about how easy it would be to crush the bones in her baby hand but instead of doing that just holding it gently.

Last for putting shondo's fingers in my mouth and munching on them

Last for incels realising they are torturing a poor girl with their demented behavior.

Sex, but with shondo

no way she has 12 cm hands

Last for our eternal marriage to shondo

>>71399265
shut up

last for falling in love with the stripper

Last for licking shondo's hands and covering them with your saliva

>>71399283
I don't see a ruler in that image

>>71399235
true but you’re a woman so I don’t care

>>71399283
adorable if true

>>71399342 (not me btw)

Last for shondo's cute 12cm hands which I could easily crush

>>71399342
eyeball the hand, idiot